Ass status?

Measured. In a basket. Dicks are in. Understanding.

>>63825082 (OP)
This scenario is just too comedic a scenario, real life is a bit of a joke

>>63825082 (OP)
>Gloves
Off
>Eyebrow
Raised
>VDV
Dropped
>Moskva
Returned
>Crests
Peaked, bum-touching
>Assumptions
In the garden
>Bear
Awoken
>Tuvan
Shrugged
>Everyone
Understood
>Ass
Foamed, in ass
>Missile
Ass
>Button
Observed
>Balls
Scratched
>Munitions
Rubbered
>Red line
Approached
>Hedgehog
Aggravated
>Hands
Washed
>Potatoes
Peeled
>Cauldron
Simmering
>Apostles
Sloping
>Axis
Worked
>Trash heap
Climbed
>Pants
Gravy’d
>Vertical
Strengthened
>Coconuts
Corroded
>Forelock
Squared, sticking out
>Eggs
Being measured
>Cocks
Disposable
>Sun
Fucked
>Rooster
Pecking
>Alligator
Endangered
>Frog
Matured
>Boys
Melting
>Grad
Bloomed
>Preliminary
Tested
>Tatar
Chumped
>Result
Out the Window
>Warheads
Pleasuring
>Tungsten
In gearbox
>Morons
Enchanted
>BTR
BT-Aren’t
>Suitcase
Without a handle
>Airfield
Quietly exploding
>Square’s forelocks
Almost flew off
>Snake
Warmed up
>Elephant
Beautifully fucked
>Logistics
A real, fucking, live, fucking donkey
>fate
defiantly twirling on the American penis
>Flight
Eternal

blasted

>>63825082 (OP)
Poor guy.

>>63825082 (OP)
Cratered

>Watch ziggers get droned in the ass
>Only at droned.com

>>63825115
that's how moon got its craters

better send another one just in case, russians are impervious to getting ass raped by superiors. his platoon sgts cum was probably still dripping out of him in this video

>>63825082 (OP)
Wow a soldier died in a war. How much did this change anything?

>>63825172
>How much did this change anything?
Well,shills like you are seething.

>>63825172
>1 millionth ruskie dead is ass in ass man
It's poetic

>>63825186
Yeah right. Putler totally btfo with this one.
>>63825194
Made up number.

>>63825198
yeah

>>63825082 (OP)
you know at least this isn't like the vid of a zigger shitting out of his ass after it's been blown open.

>>63825082 (OP)
this fucking war man

>>63825082 (OP)
Talk about being caught with your pants down

Great meme videos this month tbqh

>>63825198
>russian in webm takes a drone up the ass
>shills are somehow still more assblasted than him

>>63825205
Blown open by a grenade or blown open by a "comrade"?

>>63825203
A twitter video, very impressive. I guess the only choice now is to believe unconditionally whatever ukrop MOD says.

>>63825220
Surely now Puccia will win anytime now

>>63825082 (OP)
When the eggs are measured and the gravy leaves the pants the bear will lift an eyebrow. Then all the HATO war crimes will end and Boris Johnson's reign of terror will end

The drone never left the ass. The cocks holes will dance when Baba Yaga takes a shit.

>>63825108
You know, I almost have to wonder if maybe the Russians’ use of seemingly ridiculous and confusing (and extremely gay) metaphors, coupled with the awkward and alien structure of Russian text translations, does something to make them that much less relatable and sympathetic among Anglo audiences.

>>63825220
>shill absolutely assblasted
Thank you for giving me a reason to save this video, it is an accurate visual representation of (You).

>>63825225
I mean Trump has been toying around with sanctioning Ukraine. Missiles from the east and economic collapse from the west.
Mad Max country.

>>63825220
Zigger commander from DPR said the same thing.

>>63825220
This guy's more butthurt than the guy in the video lmao

The worst part is that you can tell by the feed that the drone failed to detonate before losing signal so this guy quite literally has a drone lodged up his ass.

>>63825243
>This militia leader said so
Right. It would be nice to get some actual proof instead of "trust me bro".

The hardest penetration ever.

>>63825242
>PLEASE SAVE ME ORANGE MAN

>>63825170
Would you kindly keep your gay fetish out of this thread? Nafoids are so fucking obsessed

>>63825242
>save us daddy trump
kek

>>63825263
It really is pathetic, subversion is the only tool they have left because they've failed at everything else as a nation.

>>63825264
>nafoids are obsessed
And yet this keeps happening

>>63825264
There would be nothing for him to talk about if Russians weren’t actually that gay

>>63825214
So whats the official count now? Are we at like 8 different incidents of gay russian blowjobs interrupted by a drone on video or is the number higher than that

>>63825263
>>63825272
He was never going to "save" Russia. Just understanding how hopeless the Ukrainian project is and helping to bring it faster to its logical conclusion regardless of what EU might think.

>>63825284
I only know of 3, but i imagine i only see the funny ones

>>63825291
>J-JUST TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL TRUMP SANCTIONS HOHOLS. TH-THAT'LL MAKE EM STOP BUTCHERING US LIKE CATTLE

>>63825082 (OP)
You laughed at Wagnerites forcing mobiks to do the thug helicopter, but who's laughing now that their hardened steel rectums have grown immune to penetrators?

>>63825277
Hey, it worked. For the first time in almost a century america is aligned with Russia. Half a decade of /pol/ memes was all it took to subvert the only hyperpower of the world

The OP webm is really having an effect on the zigs.
Why? Its not even the most embarrassing droning of a Russian we've seen by a long shot.

>>63825305
>aligned with Russia
Hardly, Trump is an egotistical flipflopper who spergs out at Russia too when his feelings are hurt.

The r*ssian flag made me think — when was the last time you saw rushits trying to pass off their own killed as Ukrainian?
Back in 2014–2017, there was a constant stream of photoshopped stuff, and even in 2022 too.
Now there are up to 500 videos of TZD every single month, and they don’t even try to cope anymore.

>>63825198
Does seeing your countrymen getting assblasted upset you this much?

>>63825255
>The worst part is that you can tell by the feed that the drone failed to detonate before losing signal
Wait, how? What's the difference when it does?

>>63825303
Greentexting me won't change the situation on the ground.

>>63825082 (OP)
1 in 40 russian males are dead in ukraine and russia is still not in control of oblasts they started with diplomatic control over at the start of this thing lmao

>>63825314
And yet he does nothing to push against them. Nothing at all.

>>63825331
>most of these are less than 5 miles from the starting line
kek

>>63825331
Damn this video really assblasted you, didn't it
Butthurt ziggers are hilarious

>>63825340
False.

>>63825108
If OC I kneel.

>>63825332
>1 in 40 russian males are dead in ukraine
Qrd? Soldiers are generally regular working able citizrns, so that'd be the ages 18-40-50 (a 50 year old can hold a trench at least).

>>63825242
Did this retard achieve anything?

>>63825337
Almost as if he understands Ukraine can't win and it's better to be cordial with Russia than Ukraine.

>>63825349
Avdiika was a literal trash mound in eyeshot of dontesk proper you absolute mong

>>63825359
His line held against the disaster counter-offensyiv and the bombing campaign was neat.

>>63825361
>be cordial with Russia
For what purpose? As if the US should be on the same terms with some chimps with nooks

>soon
It didnt age well.

>>63825368
And that's the only one really close dummy.

>>63825358
Yes, those out of a population of 140 mil, not accounting for the disabled, russia's chronic overcounting population, or peoples they won't/can't send.

>>63825369
>bombing civilians
impressiev

>>63825374
2nd army of the world, btw

>>63825371
Real World geopolitics don't care about your personal preferences.

>>63825390
Post daughter, dugin

>>63825380
Probably shouldn't have bombed the separatist civs then.

>>63825378
So with a bit of overcounting, drugs and alcohol making peoples lives hell = unable to work does that mean it could have a economic impact on Russia?
My thinking is this, casualties, dead, similar enough, since the casualties don't get much help to return to civilian life. PTSD, former prisoners etc. Also very low birthrates (low in the west but even lower in russia), should result in a deep dive when the economy croaks.
Plus emigration of skilled workers to the west or elsewhere, engineers, doctors, computer wizards and such.
Any lesser nation would have stopped this long ago, or greater, because this is stupid. Putin is killing Russia.

>>63825404
Oh thats just one of the ways. You think spiderweb was isolated? Russia is going to have this war until they crumble as a nation lmao

>>63825403
The problem with Donbass children wasn't that they were bombed; they weren't bombed hard enough.

>>63825419
Bambass is literally https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleiwitz_incident, just a dumb excuse to invade Ukraine.
USSR did the same, must liberate workers/ethnicity from themselves.

>>63825404
>>63825411
Funny how you try rationalize some speculative impact to Russia using fictional numbers. Meanwhile in reality Russian economy is one of the best performing and their people have raising purchasing power. Almost as if they haven't lost a million men.
No one ITT has provided credible proof of this magical million.

>>63825430
>PROOFSposting in 2025
Take a good look at that video, it's your future.

>>63825430
>Russian economy is one of the best performing and their people have raising purchasing power.
BAHAHAHAHAHA ok shilltard, one just has to look at how russia's managed to somehow cut carbon emissions to near nothing despite being a oil based economy. Russia is fuuuuucked economically.
This isn't even touching how many uke glowies have infiltrated russia proper or how there's still attacks on russians in occupied areas. There isn't anyway russia comes out of this not ruined lmao

>>63825359
>tactical retreat from Kherson
>considered OOK OOK NOOKing Ukrainian forces to slow their advance to the Dnipro River
>bent the knee to Miss Priggy during Wagner’s road trip to Moscow
>got sacked and arrested
>eventually transferred to doing sales of air defense systems in Algeria

>>63825432
It's a pretty huge claim. Or how should one go about believing it, by battlefield performance? Not a good look for Ukraine.
>>63825442
You are being hysterical.

>>63825430
>Russian economy is one of the best performing and their people have raising purchasing power
Nearly choked on my beer, thanks fucktard.

>>63825403
kek yeah the poor organic civilian uprising fighting under fsb colonel strelkov

>>63825461
Omg, USA is a Prussian/German proxy.

>>63825430
So you are telling me the russian economy is booming while their primary economical share is sanctioned to hell (50% of state budget is oil and gas), with hundreds of thousands dead, wounded or crippled with a spicy dose of PTSD, with emigration of higher educated people, lots of drug abuse, lots of HIV and at the same time getting its refineries and factories bombed by Ukraine?
All that while having to maintain a massive army that is continiously being blown up, extravagant sign-on bonuses for soldiers, maintaining a nuclear stockpile that is theoretically equal to America, nuclear weapons which being are usually very expensive to own.

>>63825450
>by battlefield performance
>still on the starting line
>minus 1 million men
Grim for russia desu. What is it about this particular video that assblasts you so, shill?

>>63825361
Seems like Russia can't win either.

>>63825214
>coitus droneiruptus

>>63825108
>Air Defense
Cucked

>>63825424
https://youtu.be/8lkshypC2Rk

Russia has a weird relationship with Ukraine. They can't get their story straight and it's their biggest weakness, hands down.

Are Ukranians nazis? Victims of NATO? Russians, but confused because eternal peasant in ancient Kyvvj Roessj? A border for paupers? Noone wants to live in a border place for paupers!

This war was lost before the first shot.

Can someone explain why the shills (and by extension the Russian koolaid drinkers) say that being cordial with Russia is a good idea? They've been the outspoken rival with the entirety of the west for decades, have tried to sabotage our nations and have just proven to be warmongering apes. Time and again. Why do we want these people on our side again?

>>63825284
On last count, we're at 3 blowjobs and one sodomising with explosive endings, and at least 4 other recorded rapes since the start of the war. In terms of gay sex, Russia is beating Ukraine with a solid 7-0 lead.

>>63825130
>khokholed.com

>>63825488
Chuds can't take responsibility for their own failures, seek to blame society. Decide the best course to hurt society is burn it down. The subverted are literal traitors.

>>63825314
He's literally aligned with russia and 7 out of 10 people in his administration are pro-russian as well. Aid to ukies stopped, countering russian operations stopped, aid contracted out years ago redirected to israel, russian talking points pushed, pro-russian voting in UN, etc, etc, etc. Cool it with the copium, this is nothing you could even atempt to spin as not being pro-russian.

>>63825108
I swear I also read "knees - headbutted"

>>63825499
>Russians can't take responsibility for their own failures, seek to blame the west. Decide the best course to hurt west is burn it down.
fixed, also checked

>>63825520
Them too, possibly why chuds and failed men are so easily subverted by them. Similar mentalities.

>>63825378
Don't forget another 1 out of 40 of russian adult male population emigrated.
They lost 1 out of 20 men (and counting...) in three years!

>>63825492
Careful, you'll trigger the BRICS shills' PTSD.

>>63825488
>Group 1
These are the authoritarians, the subverted and the contrarians. They look up to Russia because they see it as a ethnically white wonderland of Christianity. They're thoroughly propagandized and think that the West is a lost cause due to immigration/jews/economy/politics. They think that by allying with Putin's autocracy they could bring about that fantasy of an ethnostate in the US or in Europe.
>Group 2
These are the fearful ones. They think that by placating a belligerent shithole they avoid war and other bad things like inflation.
>Group 3
The greedy. They think that by allying with Russia they get to make more money.

>>63825488
It's not about being "cordial," it's about doing as much as can be done to *not* drive the energy and material powerhouse into the arms of the manufacturing powerhouse, both of whom have vested interests in fucking with the US/West for varying reasons, but also have very real baggage between each other that *ought* to act as friction to any such partnership.
There's also the matter of doing whatever can be done to create complicating factors to any prospective "alliances" between two nations that, combined, have *a lot* of nukes. It'd be really fucking bad and annoying if they were driven into any kind of mutual-nooking "alliance" in spite of their differences.

The whole idea that Trump is cozy with Russia crumbles when you understand that US policy is clearly rather hostile to the two other powers (China - and by extension Best Korea - as well as Iran) Russia would require to have even a shadow's chance in hell at reconstituting their forces after the assblasting they've had over the last 3 years.

Shit's been *WILDLY* complicated by the gameplan Western Leadership was running with from 2021 to January of this year, that much is beyond argument IMO. That doesn't magically mean this admin is the panacea, the ultimate cure we've been waiting for.
It just means the guys before *really* kind of made a mess of things.

>>63825404
>Any lesser nation would have stopped this long ago, or greater, because this is stupid. Putin is killing Russia.
Everything is going according to plan comrade. The greatest double agent CIA ever had is doing his job.

>>63825082 (OP)
dilated

>>63825529
>They look up to Russia because they see it as a ethnically white wonderland of Christianity.
A country that is 20% muslim (and rising), low church attendance rates, high rates of abortion, HIV, alcoholism, drugs, "churkas" and basically a FSB-controlled church......?

>>63825527
>Germany vs Brazil was 11 years ago
Man…

>>63825579
The kinds of people who are obsessed with those kinds of things are rarely well educated of the reality of the nation they're idolizing.

>>63825579
Look man, these aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

>>63825555
Your numbers have been observed, and your statement has been verified by the official PROOFPOST gang.

>>63825579
>country that is 20% muslim
that's actually fake, it's was over 25% by 2020 already, they try to hide the reality, but you can see it in elements like russians low-key removing crosses from their media and symbols, e.g. money, logos and such

>>63825555
check'd and kek'd

>>63825579
>Russia bans Shrek
>Russia’s nuclear triad gets SHREKT
Deserved.

>>63825611
Clown Pepe is banned in Russia, somehow. Even holding a blank sign in Russia gets you in jail.

>>63825611
>Russia bans Shrek
Next you will tell me that Putin put on a Sonichu medallion.

>>63825579
>high rates of abortion
"high" is a big understatement, it's giant

>>63825082 (OP)

BLASTED

>>63825579
It's not about facts, it's about feels. People are very good at shutting down facts that are in conflict with an existing workdview. They think that Russia is an ethnically white Christian wonderland and that's that.

>>63825611
>It's real
https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/05/27/russian-lawmakers-declare-war-on-shrek-a89234
They even lumped in Monsters Inc. and Dr. Seuss for promoting "bad morals" too. What a bunch of pussywhipped faggots.

>>63825374
Grim

>>63825667
Bruh, they're banning femboys now kek

>>63825579
That poster never said those people are well informed: they just saw a bearded dude in a robe flicking water at a jet fighter and believed what they wanted to believe, no differently from the tankies who still think Russia is their socialist ally.

>>63825676
>banning femboys now
But how are they going to get mobiks now?

>>63825648
I still get a chuckle thinking about the canadian couple who moved there to be "trad and based" but basically ended up as hostages

>>63825715
Banning something in russia isn't about getting rid of it, but to have the people be guilty by default, so that you can do anything you want with them.

>>63825757
Have they been deployed yet?

>>63825082 (OP)
>Help me steppe bro, I'm stuck!

>>63825611
>>63825667
>it's real
lol

>>63825757

Why jannies keep deleting zaaasrs cope, I want to laught.

>>63825529
>They think that by allying with Putin's autocracy they could bring about that fantasy of an ethnostate in the US or in Europe.

I mean, if you're actively looking to start a civil war in a Western country and install a violently anti-immigrant, far-right government, I could see the benefits of aligning with Russia. As Russia has (comparatively) deep pockets and could provide you with the arms and a safe haven to operate out of.

If that isn't your goal however, aligning with Russia is pretty useless. If you're trying to take power legally, everyone else is just going to see you as a stooge for foreign powers at best, a literal traitor at worst.

>>63825885
Revel in how fleeting it is, and laugh at the effort the zegro puts into it for nothing but his own humiliation

>>63825527
God, I still remember this. I went out to take a piss and get a drink from the kitchen after the 2:0 and came back to it being 5:0.

>>63825237
It's symptomatic of their inability to reliably and truthfully hold opinions or share information, wrapped up in the delusions of grandeur russians seem to possess about their own lyricism and profoundness. It's deeply off-putting to Anglos but intoxicating to the global south.

>>63825905
except that Russia and its' puppet Belarus deliberately ship immigrants into Europe in order to destabilize and encourage anti-immigrant sentiments to Russia's benefit
https://www.bbc.com/news/59233244
https://apnews.com/article/poland-belarus-migrants-russia-ukraine-59d6050c2ea6853de3154150e8c9dcb5

>>63825757
Don't forget the influencer who went to volunteer in the Russian military and ended up murdered, either because an officer thought he was a spy or because an officer thought it would be a bad look for him to report that he'd been raped.

>>63825534
Russia will never enter a true alliance with China because that is not how the Russian state sees geopolitical interactions. To them, there are the strong and there are the countries that are under the nominal control of the strong. Allying themselves significantly with China would require giving up far more than Russia would gain, and they are unwilling to do this because it would be an admission that they are one of the subservient countries. China likewise does not want to give too much capability to Russia, because they understand Russia is unpredictable and see themselves as being a major power that is not beholden in any way to other countries. There is no real "mess" of things currently, by supporting the destruction of Russian stockpiles it significantly neuters their long term capability while also (when combined with sanctions) puts them on a timer for how long they can be in a war economy before they have to switch back to avoid a collapse.

>>63825108
>>Hedgehog
>Aggravated
nigga please, the hedgehog has is mined.

>>63826127
Still unknown if rape happened before or after the murder

>>63826127
Do you mean Russell Bentley, or is there someone else I'm not aware of?

>>63825757
And there's always Hinkle

>>63826176
I've never seen one of hid tweets where he threw such a meltie, then again its not like I've ever browsed his account so instead of replies just see the classics like where he's sucking up the Russia as a MAGA-Communist or the classic where he gets BTFO by his dad replying to one of his anti-american shill tweets.

>>63826163
There probably are more but yeah, I was thinking of him.

>>63825932

Like I said, if your goal was to start a civil war in your own country with the aim of massacring immigrants and minorities, then seeking out Russian assistance would make sense since you have a shared goal in mind (the irrecoverable destabilization of Western governments).

If your aim is to kick out immigrants by legal means, then no it doesn't make any sense.

>>63825487
I mean, it's not exactly shocking. Ukraine is to Russia what Britain would be to the US, if every single one of the Founding Fathers had been a heavily FAS-ed tard.

>>63825492
>In terms of gay sex, Russia is beating Ukraine with a solid 7-0 lead
At the start of the war the SBU arrested a corrupt Ukrainian officer who was fucking a tranny and shit was caught on cameras.
When they started cuffing them >her cock flapped out of the dress.

>>63825203
At least they give their men a proper buria-
>they bury guys here and then they say they're fucking missing
...welp, never mind.

>>63825527
>0-6
>0-7
>1-7
I never cared much for soccer so I wasn't watching when it happened; were they just letting the Brazillian team score out of sympathy at that point?

>>63825214
>A drone was flying over the steppe. It saw some faggots sucking, sat on them and burned.
Classic.

>>63826331
I think it's like baseball, where the one team is rolling the other; then the losing team's best batter gets up to plate and he gets the one homerun in the 9th inning before the other guys strike out.

>>63825499
>>63825520
>>63825524
Also far leftoids. The subversion works on both extremes.

>>63826275
They want both though. They want to put on the pristine suit, leave their house with a white picket fence and submissive wife who they don't even know, give a public speech to the cheering masses and then with a stroke of a pen send all the immigrants/non-whites/gays/liberals to the ovens. The chaos, fear, hypocrisy, etc. is the point because it proves that their "strong".
Issue is that this system cannot have any cooperation, only the master and the slave. The second you stop being Russia's bitch you become their enemy again.

>>63826331
Kinda. When you're winning by a huge lead there's no point in fatiguing your players. The last goal was scored when the Germans only had the goalkeeper and one defense near their goal so they weren't playing a tight defense.
>>63826348
I was about to say this. The losing team in soccer is usually psychologically driven to score a last goal to kind of preserve their "honor". The winning team actually has an incentive to spend their remaining substitutions (usually 3 per game in official matches) to get their best players out of the pitch to rest and send in newbies to get some experience and maybe even score their first goal.

>>63826133
>Russia will never enter a true alliance with China because that is not how the Russian state sees geopolitical interactions.
>To them, there are the strong and there are the countries that are under the nominal control of the strong.
>Allying significantly with China would require giving more than Russia would gain, and they are unwilling to do this because it would be an admission that they are one of the subservient countries.
>China likewise does not want to give too much capability to Russia, because they understand Russia is unpredictable and see themselves as being a major power that is not beholden in any way to other countries
All of this is 100% true.
But
>by supporting the destruction of Russian stockpiles it significantly neuters their long term capability while also (when combined with sanctions) puts them on a timer for how long they can be in a war economy
this is quite literally the hopium gameplan that's ultimately done more to (against all odds) push Russia into closer cooperation with China over the last few years.
The very bind you're arguing Russia is put into by their military getting mauled is the very same pressure that might make putting themselves in a subservient position to China more palatable. Remember, Russians are fond of telling themselves THEY'RE the most clever, cunning fuck in the room, they won't see cucking themselves to the Chinese as a new long-term normal, especially if put under pressure to choose between """temporary""" subservience versus the loss of face and humiliation of wasting 3 years and a million men on a 3 Day SMO (humiliation in which could also prove lethal to current Russian leadership, while cucking to China still preserves the standard-of-living for the siloviki and nomenklatura).

The idea that pressure on an enemy only results in the outcome you most desire isn't just silly, it's dangerous. The enemy has freedom to act in ways that don't make sense if doing so might help them in desperation.

>>63825487
>They can't get their story straight and it's their biggest weakness, hands down.
it's a deliberate tactic and it works for them. turning a blind eye to why it works only leaves everybody more vulnerable to it.

>>63826495
Which is why the whole "boiling the frog" Western plan was a very bad idea. It helps vantigs normalize the idea that "it's only temporary".
Had the West immediately confiscated all vatnig assets, and Boer-war-tier-concentration-camped all the various siloviki spawn who lazed around Western countries, it would've been enough of a shock to the inner circle to say "nigga what the fuck". Also, various """mercenary""" camps in random thirdie shitholes should've been insta-deleted, regardless of thirdie monkey screeching.

When a vatnig spits in your face, you don't spit back. You grab a crowbar and mash his skull until his corpse stops twitching. You don't teach him a lesson, since he's unteachable. You teach the other niggers not to fuck with you.

>>63825529
Now don't forget group 4 - Tankies who have been religiously craving for the promised western collapse since Stallin was alive. A fucking fanatical compulsion of "everything that hurts west = good because some soviet sockpuppets said so" People like ol'Chomsky who is on record for saying "Russia is fighting humanely". And don't blame it on old age, he defended Pol Pot while younger.

>>63826245
there is also Michael Gloss who tried to larp as le epic genderqueer communist revolutionary. because he was a leftie, all the news articles were hilariously sympathetic to xim. "sent to attack from an unfortunately disadvantaged position", "described as an inventor by fellow comrades" etc.

dreadlocks probably got caught in razor wire lol

the ass is in the ass

>>63826754
There's actual footage of this fucker (son of some bigtime burger fed director) eating an FPV.

>>63825757
>the canadian couple who moved there to be "trad and based" but basically ended up as hostages

>>63826754
That's kind of depressing. Caught up in invading Ukraine because he drank the zigger kool-aid too hard. Got what he fucking deserved in the end.

>>63826813
They did an article about it. They moved to escape even LGBT globohomo of Canada and then when they got to Russia found out it was fucking miserable and worse. Remember, people who support Russia support Russia because they believe if Russia wins, everything bad about their country (Jews, gays, trannies, browns) will all disappear. They believe if Russia is in charge, they won't let that happen because they are based white Christians (who have one of the largest ethnic diversity in the world and nearing 30% Muslim population). They think and believe this while eating tendies in their nice warm house with electricity, internet, a full fridge, food on speed dial, all the items they could ever want a few clicks away, free government welfare and career oppotunities if they want to actually work.

They just don't like browns and gays and trannies and Russia will get rid of those if they win, somehow. It's the same cope they had about WW2 and thinking Hitler winning would mean that what is happening now wouldn't happen, when Hitler hated Christianity and loved Islam because it 'preached strength not weakness' and he would 'get rid of degeneracy' when he attended a pornstars' wedding. That he would get rid of all the browns, while he made SS Muslim, black and Indian units.

>>63826854
>when Hitler hated Christianity and loved Islam because it 'preached strength not weakness' and he would 'get rid of degeneracy' when he attended a pornstars' wedding.
Wait huh, Hitler attended a pornstar's wedding?

>>63825488
>decades
The Entirety of the long 20th century and before despite the entente, the Russian Empire in all three guises has been a barbaric miasma over the Wedt.

>>63825082 (OP)
>Ass status?
in the ass

>>63826885
In 1938, War Minister Werner von Blomberg was getting married to a woman called Erna Gruhn. He invited Hitler to the wedding and made Goring the best man. Hitler was the witness for the ceremony. However AFTER the wedding, the Berlin Police discovered that Erna Gruhn had posed for pornographic photographs, had a long criminal record, was a 'previously-convicted prostitute who had been registered as a prostitute in the files of several large German cities and been arrested for distributing indecent pictures'.

Hitler found out, immediately demanded that Blomberg annulled the marriage to avoid a scandal but he declined and resigned instead.

>>63826854
You dropped a few additional things that hit the "desire to know more" button with that post. Keep going.

>>63826943
I mean if you mean the Hitler pornstar thing, I covered it here >>63826939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blomberg%E2%80%93Fritsch_affair
If you want the wiki page.

>>63826951
Well, there's also the anti-christian and pro-muslim sentiment as well. That's kind of surprising to me since I figured Hitler would've been an atheist or at least agnostic.

>>63825883
Mfers get 1 speeding ticket and act like this

>>63826962
Both Hitler and Himmler had a soft spot for Islam. Hitler several times fantasised that, if the Saracens/Muslims had not been stopped at the Battle of Tours, Islam would have spread through the European continent and that would have been a good thing, since “Jewish Christianity” wouldn’t have gone on to poison Europe. Christianity doted on weakness and suffering, while Islam extolled strength. Himmler in a January 1944 speech called Islam “a practical and attractive religion for soldiers,” with its promise of paradise and beautiful women for brave martyrs after their death. “This is the kind of language a soldier understands".

I believe, but can't remember where I read it, that Hitler tried to marry ancient Paganism and Islam together to try and make a situation where the idea of Jihad and Valhalla combined. That it would create super soldiers who would never fear death. Also they tried to stir up Islam and get them to start a Jihad against the French and British (which had been done in WW1). They dropped pamphlets over the Middle East talking about the Jew and Anglo and Franks and shit and how Islam should join with us to get rid of them and the Jew. Hitler consistently praised Atatürk in his own speeches and some argue that he took inspiration from the Turks 'cleansing' of 'bloodsuckers' from Turkey and applied it to his own issues. When Hitler seized power in 1933 his Völkischer Beobachter cited Atatürk’s victory as the “star in the darkness” that had shone for the beleaguered Nazis in 1923, after the putsch’s failure. Turkey was “proof of what a real man could do”.

tl;dr Hitler and Himmler loved Muslims

>>63826999
I can see a alt-history story where Himmler goes crazy for Islam and tries to convert Germany (failing epicly)
Or a even more wacky alt-his story would be him succeeding and declaring a jihad on the colonial occupiers of their brotherly Arabia, resulting in an alliance with Turkey to liberate the middle east.

>>63826999
>Hitler several times fantasised that, if the Saracens/Muslims had not been stopped at the Battle of Tours, Islam would have spread through the European continent and that would have been a good thing
Yeah I wouldn't bet on that.
Wikipedia mentions it and refers to a source: "Inside the Third Reich", Alpert Speer's memoirs.
That alone makes it very suspect. Speer had an agenda to portray himself as a poor innocent architect that didn't do nothing and just wanted to design buildings. All while being surrounded by the worst wretch of mankind and being enchanted by hitler, the devil himself.
Speer is the very archetype of a untrustworthy source.

>>63827111
In fairness, they couldn't just go "fuck yea, I gargled dat nigga's balls 24/7 until he started losing big."
They saw what happened to the handful true believers who stuck to their guns.

>>63827111
however..

>>63825214
>it happened again
Jesus fucking christ

>>63826962
>Well, there's also the anti-christian and pro-muslim sentiment as well. That's kind of surprising to me since I figured Hitler would've been an atheist or at least agnostic.

Hello, Hitler enthusiast here. Hitler disliked Christianity for a number of reasons both personal and political; the tl;dr is that he viewed it as intractably philosemitic, a potential source of subversion (especially Catholicism) and, for back of a better term, limp-wristed and therefore doubly unsuitable for his plans for Germany. Re: Islam, I would chalk his personal views up to orientalism (especially given that his experiences with Islam were mostly with Turkey) and his policy and official statements up to political opportunity - don't forget that France and Britain controlled a huge portion of the Islamic world so Germany had every possible incentive to coddle Arabs. Also, protip: the Table Talk is wildly unreliable.

>>63826999
Ataturk was about as Muslim as Hitler was Christian.
>I do not leave any verses, dogmas, nor any moulded standard principles as moral heritage. My moral heritage is science and reason. What I have done and intended to do for the Turkish nation lies in that. Anyone willing to appropriate my ideas for themselves after me will be my moral inheritors provided they would approve the guidance of science and reason on this axis.

>>63825762
>so that you can do anything you want with them.
Oh that poor femboy mobik.

>>63825864
>NOOOO FAIRYTALE HEROES CAN'T HAVE NEGATIVE SIDES IT'S LE HECKING BAD FOR CHILDREN

But doesn't this make heroes more realistic? Doesn't this teach you that life isn't black and white?... No wonder why ruskies have binary primitive straight thinking.

>>63827126
Some did, they were even hanged for it. Goering and Hans Frank being the first examples I can think of.
We know Speer lied about knowing nothing about the holocaust or the forced labor.
It can at least be expected that he would do so again, which is why he is such an awful source.

>>63827131
Eh I wouldn't put too much value in the 13th SS/1st Croatian division as evidence for that.
They were founded in the aftermath of Stalingrad and allowed Germany to relief rearguard units in partitioned Yugoslavia. With the big benefit that they were unaligned with, and disliked by, the other groups in Yugoslavia.
The reason behind forming them can just as easily by pure pragmatism.

>>63827248
50% of it is Soviet boomers earning for "muh kind and happy" Soviet propaganda movies and cartoons. The other 50% is typical "it's from the west so it's bad" mentality.
Also don't forget to take what vatniks say with a grain of salt. Like from what I've read on the folk hero Alyosha Popovich, he's a much darker and morally ambiguous character. Less of a fighter, more of a manipulative asshole.
The incarnation zoomers know thanks to mainstream Russian animation is nothing like that, ironically more inspired by western cartoons like Shrek.

>>63825476
>coitus droneiruptus
coitus droneinterruptus

>>63827465
coitus maximus

>>63825214
June was awesome compared to May.
>>63827156
The Russian cope for this video was “those are just mannequins”.

>>63825359
>>63825445
He was right when he decided to turn fontline into one giant minefield filled with trenches

>>63825334
kek

>>63827193
His ass is more damaged than OP's guy.

>>63825216
by a grenade. actually shitting into his own open colon, then through the spasming muscles of his ass, because dying is never pretty.

>>63826999
>tl;dr Hitler and Himmler loved Muslims

Churchill did too, it was in the water

>>63825470
The best part of this video is, that between the days 0-46 Ukraine was at their weakest, had received fuck all from the west and was caught unprepared while Russia was at their strongest offensive peak.
Yet this was the result of the invasion.

>>63825082 (OP)
This should be an Adult Swim bumper or something

>>63826792
post it brother

>>63825214
Couldn't hear the drone approach over the sound of furious dick slurping

>>63825082 (OP)
>Ack-rocoptor

>>63825108
>Cave
Left forever

>>63825214
I recognize that gay blowjob.

>>63825214
This one I almost don't believe. Why is there a single hollowed-out cuckshed standing alone out in the middle of a field and what dumbasses would hide in it knowing that's the first place any drone would look?

>>63829009
probably got knocked off their bike on a 'recon' or 'message delivery' mission, and ran for the best piece of cover they could think of. ukes couldn't shoot them, call in a drone to finish the job instead.

>>63825932
I thought diversity is strenght and that mass immigration is making us stronger, richer and more adaptable.

Are you saying that mass immigration is actually how our enemies are trying to weaken us?

>>63826999
Ataturk was a secularist though. Its why Turkey isn't an islamist hellhole.

>>63825488
Western pro-russianhood is the one thing that both strangely and amusingly, unites alt-right chuds and far left retards.

>>63825082 (OP)
>300 roubles

>>63829299
As always, Realists and Conservatives are correct

>>63825093
I think it's potentially a staged video. The way the camera cuts so that the guy can get his pants down is suspicious.

>>63829263
>isn't
Wasn't. Watermelonfarmer has been changing this.

>>63826754
Obligatory mention that he was the son of a CIA Deputy Director

>>63829615
Apple fucking launched itself from the tree on a rocket booster this time, huh?

>>63826813
>Be trad Canadian farming couple
>Sick of seeing gay people on TV or something
>Decide Russia is a much better place to raise your 8 children
>Sell farm
>Immigrate
>Russian bank immediately freezes your account
>You don't speak Russian and can't find anyone to help you
>Make release video complaining about the situation on youtube
>Get visit from secret police
>Delete video
>Husband makes new video apologizing profusely to the Russian nation
>Says its great there, the officials are very helpful, other Westerners should move to Russia, explicitly denies he and his family are hostages. You know, normal video stuff.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html

>>63825205
do you have the video?

>>63825108
>BTR
>BT-Aren’t
Kek

>>63825214
Someone should take that horrible "i consent"-meme of jesus and replace him with a drone pilot

>>63828004
We are getting some fresh cope from 5th collumnists tho

>>63830048
The whole
>the war in Ukraine isn't real, there's no footage!
angle is absolutely bizarre to me. It's almost exclusively Americans who post this shit, too.

>>63830129
Because Europeans probably have met refugees, Asia is watching the war with interest since it determines how things are gonna go forwards, and thirdies are thirdies so they're gonna cheer Russia on for owning the west. Only Americans are completely isolated from the war's immediate effects and haven't met a lot of Ukrainian refugees or fleeing Russians, and since the average person isn't exactly gonna be looking up combat footage it's easy for them to live in a bubble where there isn't that much video to see.

>>63829263
Ataturk was ultra based and in the running for best statesman of the 20th century. I say this as a supporter of the Greek Megali Idea.

>>63825214
>>63830043

>>63830129
there's fuck loads of footage though lol

>>63830159
Yeah that's what I said

>>63825093
paraphrasing something i saw posted
>the difference between real life and fiction is that fiction has to be believable

>>63825082 (OP)
imagine if that drone had had a bbc dildo 1 foot long.

>>63830129
A lot them say "I don't see it on the news so it isn't real", really fucking odd.

>>63830129
Americans exist in a bubble where things don't exist unless it's shown every day on CNN or Fox

>>63830048
Thats not fresh cope, thats just a retard repeating Trump Jr from 2034

>>63825082 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAARH

>>63830180
>from 2034

>>63830211
*2024
But im making a prediction that Jr will become increasingly more ziggered by 2034

>>63825214
Nickel status:
>3

>>63830157
Well, there it is i guess

>>63830214
Hopefully increasingly marginalized as well. But god damn americans can't surprise me anymore

>>63829663
I always thought this was a bizarrely shortsighted move from the Russians. This is the ONLY family I've heard of actually moving from the West to Russia due to ideological sympathies and given they got fucked immediately, they'll probably be the last. The whole wholesome traditionalism thing Russia has going for them is largely a LARP in the first place but if you want people to believe it, maybe don't immediately kill your golden goose by antagonizing your new right-wing emissaries just to seize, what, a few million from their farm?

>>63830272
>This is the ONLY family I've heard of actually moving from the West to Russia due to ideological sympathies and given they got fucked immediately
This isn't the only one. There was also one from Germany. With same results. They were aggressively mocked in meme on RU 2ch back in the day.

>>63830214
And ziggers will still be getting FPV'd on the Ukranian front.

>>63825082 (OP)
I know he's an enemy, but I still feel kind of bad for the retard. He wouldn't die quickly unless the HE payload is quite big
What are the chances he survived but can never walk or fuck again?

>>63825214
why does ukraine have random brick buildings with no roof in the middle of grass fields?

>>63830289
Gmod country

>>63830287
>but I still feel kind of bad for the retard
That's because you are sheltered naive retard. That faggot would torture, rape and kill your whole family without blinking an eye.

>>63830289
Because the roof is the weakest part of such buildings. The walls can be made of bricks, but the roof is still shit nailed from sticks with some basic roofing material, which is often compressed asbestos panels (hurray soviet union for spreading that as the default). That crap gets wiped out easily, leaving the walls standing.

>>63830048
Holy shit, they're bringing out this nonsense again!
My personal theory that the professional Iranian shills got blown up in the crossfire might actually be right.

>>63830170
That's such a Russian Boomer thing to say, lol.

>>63830287
Well, if the blast happened right inside his arsecrack, then the hip's just gone with the legs probably tossed aside as well, so he'd bleed out pretty quickly.

>>63826792
That was cheap photoshop

>>63830048
I saw this literal exact post when Israel invaded Gaza.
>>63830287
Ukraine's been using much bigger payloads for like a year now. They seemed to stop using VOG's and drone drop/fpv aftermath got a lot more grisly overnight.

>>63830238
Wait, there was another one? Between that and "icon kissing"?

>>63830541
yeah but back then it was Trump Jr saying it

>>63826617
Finally, someone who understands Russia.
It's shitbull: the nation.
If only westoid leaders weren't weak corrupt worms.

>>63825082 (OP)
The ass is in the ass

>>63830301
>That faggot would torture, rape and kill your whole family without blinking an eye.
But that's what they are being told about you too

I'm not even joking when I say every ziggerlover should be rounded up and deported to r*ssia. I don't give a fuck if they're a citizen, you ally with the enemy, then you deserve to get fucked since you don't share our values. Same goes with commies and china simps.

>>63830968
Hard agree, traitors are worse than enemies

>>63830953
Except its true when it comes to Russians, they revel in their subhumanity.

Life isn't a morality fable where everyone is actually the same and possessed of the same basic goodness which means they should be friends.

>>63830953
How many stories came out of Kursk from Russian citizens crying about being mistreated during the Ukrainian occupation? Oh wait. Meanwhile we have evidence and a long list of Ukrainian survivors of torture and massacres, let alone mass rape. But that doesn't suite your narrative, so you'll ignore all that.

>>63825214
lol

>>63830953
>boohoo both sides
Please kill yourself

>>63830129
It's even funnier when you remember how effortlessly they flip to the
>this random footage that's currently making the rounds of a dumb pidor getting droned is a warcrime, he wuz poor mobik who dindu nuffin
routine too.

>>63826176
>MAGA chudcel gets destroyed by Turkish qt

You love to see it

>>63825762
^
This shit right here, I despise globohomo but lets be clear Russia and China are gulaghomo. Just as fake and gay but since the former considers being a sneaky liar as high moral virtue and the later is composed entirely of pathologic liars created by three thousand years of retarded "face" culture they put some effort into hiding shit. They are "on the down low" like negros who think it ain't gay if nobody finds out.

>>63834959
>Ayran Steppe (spiritually)

>>63825905
It's not even that, just grifters who would rather run shitty podcasts than get jobs, so they take whatever they can get. Look up TRS, all the oldfags on /pol/ know about them and despise them for various reasons. The Russians and the Chinks have a history of shitty civil war because they are incompetent retards who cannot resolve them quickly. I think a civil war would result in a genocidal white nationalist American Empire, which mean all the tricks the Chinks and Ruskies currently use which ironically enough rely on the existing libtard order will be useless. The Russians however are not nearly as generous as one might expect thus nobody is going to be setting up a paramilitary force of meaningful size with their help. Fucking cheapskates.

>>63826382
Hey now faggot I want to kill all those shits because they are a massive fiscal loss to this empire. But then again I don't simp for Slavic retards who institutionalize alchoholism and prison rape, so they'd never cut me a check. Also I think they kind of know that an America which isn't run by globohomo is way more dangerous, because unlike the Ruskies it wouldn't be saddled with any obsolete commie moral rhetoric but rather with an ideology of "slaughter billions for fun and profit, every confirmed kill earns a million virgin acres for the soldier".

There is a kind of honest mercenary honor among the most rightwing of Americans, in contrast to most Rusky shills like TRS are actually libtards turned National Socialists. The hardliners are almost all old colonial stock, successful, and really do walk the walk on wanting what is best for their people with minimal graft unlike the Russians or Chinese. They wouldn't even have propaganda because they consider it to be tool of the weak. They really would hand over billions of acres to their pet killers so they could be landed gentlemen and pop out twenty kids while turning corn into bourbon. But that only applies to whites and a specific type of whites at that, everybody else gets fucked.

That's the issue with the Chinks, Russkies, and indeed many Fascist groups except may some of Franco's boys. They talk the talk but don't walk the walk, the guys here might have all the humanity of chaos space marine and indeed would aspire to be monsters, but they are honest and forthright monsters in their own way.

>>63830170
kek, there are things that show up on 4chan a full year before my local media will even report on it.
even the more immediate news I can learn about three days ahead of time

>>63835143
>There is a kind of honest mercenary honor among the most rightwing of Americans

This is the most retarded shit I've ever heard.

>>63825082 (OP)
Teen pidor takes an explosive load

>>63825927
Its funny when they talk about just how deep their language and culture are, then you see some translation and its literally "the rooster ass was in the cock bitch"

>>63835143
This has to be some of the most potent, weapons-grade wishful thinking that I've ever seen on /k/.

>>63827465
Dronus penetratus maximus

>>63841960
Dronis analis finalis

>>63834985
You mean
>it aint gay if I do it!
FTFY