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Anonymous No.63826522 >>63826535 >>63826560 >>63826868 >>63827601 >>63827954 >>63832495 >>63837207
/k/ Plays Rule the Waves - [Insert Witty Subtitle]
Playing it fast and loose with this one boys!
Prior threads: https://desuarchive.org/k/search/subject/Rule%20the%20Waves/

>what the fuck is this
Rule the Waves is a naval management/strategy game where you take on the task of designing botes, managing the fleet and conducting them in battle. All well and good, but true to life things will never go according to plan. You'd love to lay down a new class of warship, but your engineers swear up and down they've almost figured out new armor forging process that'll make them so much better if you just wait a few more weeks. They've said that for the last six months. You tell your Prime Minister that war with Spain is an easy victory, only to open the newspaper the next morning to find Spain signed a military alliance with Great Britain. In the war that follows, your destroyer line misunderstands the signal flags for β€œScreen our ships from torpedo attacks” as β€œSuicidally charge the enemy fleet”. Under blockade from the perfidious Anglos, your ungrateful people keep demanding things like food, don't they know there's a war going on? After four years of war, the Americans step in to mediate a peace conference the Prime Minister agrees to: no territory changes or reparations, but enjoy a peacetime budget cut and an aging, worn out fleet.

>alright but what are we going to be doing
So far, /k/ has been guiding the progress of the Italian Navy through the late 1800s and into the 1950's, leading us forward on a quest that hopefully ends in Total Anglo/Hungarian/Frenchman/Russian/Austrian/Kraut Death, Italian supremacy in the Med and eternal glory for the restoration of Rome. I'll be presenting you with designs made to your specifications, choices the game throws at us regarding politics and commentary of battles. A list of suggested names for ships and aircraft is being built, so feel free to throw out your requests as well. Finally, keep those (You)s flowing in to keep my dopamine levels high.
Anonymous No.63826535 >>63826559
>>63826522 (OP)
Ah been playing that recently. Current campaign is 1950s America with a fuckton of missile destroyers.
Anonymous No.63826544 >>63827275
Presently Italy is embroiled in a war with the joint Fraco-German Pact, a pair of fascist nations that seek to overthrow Italy's proud history of limited democracy. Last month we fought a major battle in the seas South of Greece, and while inflicting heavy damage on the Pact fleets our invasion attempt was repelled. As you can see most of our battleships will be out of service for a few months, which is not helping us maintain our merchant shipping routes.
Anonymous No.63826549
Thankfully as of yet German forces have yet to threaten our Scandinavian holdings, choosing to join France in the Med instead.
Anonymous No.63826559
While most ships are currently on hold due to the cost of repairing the entire battle line, we do have another carrier expected within the year.

>>63826535
Slower tech speed for this campaign so no missiles have come about just yet.
Anonymous No.63826560 >>63826624 >>63828492 >>63837207
>>63826522 (OP)
PRAISE BE!
Anonymous No.63826594 >>63826661
Imagine being the poor fuckers that get assigned to F7.

Anyways, not much else to do before taking turns, unless anyone had any special requests?
Anonymous No.63826624
>>63826560
Bullshit like that happens every fucking game!
And every time I get so pissed I support a fascist coup, despite telling myself I won't do it this time.
Anonymous No.63826661 >>63826783
>>63826594
What are our forces like outside of the Med? Do we need to reinforce any other possessions?
Anonymous No.63826783 >>63826791 >>63827152 >>63827275
>>63826661
It's a bit scattered, the main show is definitely in the Med. Northern Europe is a bit of a sideshow as well but not to the same extent
Anonymous No.63826791
>>63826783
Meanwhile in the Med
Anonymous No.63826805 >>63826837
Is this true Roman battleships for true Romans?
Anonymous No.63826837 >>63826959
>>63826805
Aye
Anonymous No.63826862 >>63826893
Well then, I was hoping we might get a couple quick turns off before the real battles began but our first turn hands us a unavoidable carrier battle off the coast of Norway. Buckle up for fun*.
Anonymous No.63826868
>>63826522 (OP)
FINALLY HES BACK

Ive been waiting for K/ plays rtw 3 to come back
Anonymous No.63826893 >>63826930
>>63826862
Are we finally going to get a real carrier action?
Anonymous No.63826930 >>63826938
>>63826893
Looking like it
Anonymous No.63826938
>>63826930
fuck, forgot to save the details
Anonymous No.63826959 >>63826978
>>63826837
>ship names
Anonymous No.63826975
Well fuck, I forgot it's late November and Scandinavians get just enough daylight to be able to tie a noose this time of year. Unless we find the enemy real fast this will probably be a big ol' nothingburger
Anonymous No.63826978
>>63826959
I still weep that the Calligula-class Ramming Battleship never made it off the drawing board.
Anonymous No.63826996
>RTW anon returns
You are a beautiful and magnificent man.
Anonymous No.63827005
Remember the fallen.
Anonymous No.63827010 >>63827014
And the results, after a long-ass night and storms in the morning:
>NOTHING
>ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Well, except for a sub getting mined but that barely counts
Anonymous No.63827014
>>63827010
TECHNICALLY A GERMAN VICTORY
Anonymous No.63827037 >>63827057
Busy end turn phase, quite a few advancements
Anonymous No.63827055
Oh well fuck a duck, I'd forgotten about that
Anonymous No.63827057
>>63827037
>airborne radar
Time for some new recon aircraft.
Anonymous No.63827061
Actually half the world is a powderkeg
Anonymous No.63827136 >>63827147
bump
Anonymous No.63827147 >>63827158
>>63827136
>13 minutes
What board do you think you're on?
Anonymous No.63827152 >>63827185
>>63826783
>52 Corvettes
The fuck are you doing France?
Anonymous No.63827153 >>63827170 >>63827247
Good, great, wonderful, fantastic, amazing, fuck
Anonymous No.63827158
>>63827147
you're right. i just wanted to contribute even thoguh i understand nothing.
sorry!
Anonymous No.63827170
>>63827153
We're going to have to rebuild the whole carrier arm. At least we've got the traditional target practice for that now.
Anonymous No.63827185 >>63828073
>>63827152
I have no idea the fuck is happening over there
Anonymous No.63827199 >>63827207 >>63827247 >>63827275 >>63827314
Not helping matters is Japan's frankly alarmingly large carrier force
Anonymous No.63827207
>>63827199
Well, shit.
Anonymous No.63827236 >>63827275
Having become alarmed at the amount of mine strikes we've had lately, I've gone ahead and ordered a handful of civilian vessels be retrofitted as minesweepers
Anonymous No.63827246 >>63827269 >>63827277
Oh neato
Anonymous No.63827247
>>63827153
>>63827199
Anonymous No.63827269 >>63827277 >>63827282 >>63827288 >>63827298
>>63827246
NOT NEATO
NOT NEATO
Anonymous No.63827275
>>63826544
>22/21 Trade protection
>22/137 ASW

>>63827199
>>63826783
>1 CL and 5 KE vs 7 CV and 7 CVL + the rest of the fleet

>>63827236
RTW Anon, I am affraid we have more problems than just mines.
Anonymous No.63827277
>>63827246
>>63827269
>intercept raider
>it was actually out to intercept you
Anonymous No.63827282
>>63827269
FLEE!
FLEE!
FLEE!
Anonymous No.63827288
>>63827269
That is significantly more gun, wew
Anonymous No.63827298
>>63827269
sail harder nigga
Anonymous No.63827308
A lighter ship in calm seas, Bruschetta was able to accelerate faster to make enough distance that she only suffered a couple near misses before managing to escape.

Small victories in a questionably iffy war.
Anonymous No.63827314 >>63828000
>>63827199
Oh dear, and they're all very modern, too.
How's our aircraft lineup looking these days, anyhow?
Anonymous No.63827318 >>63827332 >>63827360 >>63827413 >>63827420
Is this nigga serious
Anonymous No.63827332
>>63827318
Our morale isn't great, but I dunno if it's worth it...
Anonymous No.63827360
>>63827318
Always find time for a game of footie!
Anonymous No.63827413
>>63827318
Calcio stops for nothing, even war.
Anonymous No.63827420
>>63827318
We're italian, we gotta foot the ball
Anonymous No.63827456 >>63827733 >>63828152
F
Anonymous No.63827518
Well, round 2 in the Norwegian sea
Anonymous No.63827536
March means more daylight, albeit not a ton to work with.

I've chosen to have one of our carriers equip their torpedo bombers with a 500lb each, for maximum range. The other carrier loads a full set of torpedoes and escort fighters.
Anonymous No.63827587 >>63829321
Three hours before sundown, a spot of a lone enemy cruiser about 180 miles to the North comes in. While too far away for our torpedo bombers to make the trip, our lightly armed bombers can. With little daylight left, we dispatch them on a long-range strike, hoping to find the carriers enroute.
Anonymous No.63827601
>>63826522 (OP)
I LOVE YOU ANON!
Anonymous No.63827635
Our first strike set of bombers finds something out there in the last few minutes of daylight and makes their attack.
Anonymous No.63827651
Well fuck, the costs of night operations aren't minor
Anonymous No.63827701
We stay in the area for the night and attempt another attack, but our scouts seem unable to find the enemy again. Unfortunately, they manage to find us.
Anonymous No.63827733
>>63827456
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Anonymous No.63827759
German dive bombers come down in small packets, and Schiacciata takes a hit which is thankfully minor. With a full set of readied aircraft on deck, any hit could be a disaster.
Anonymous No.63827806
oh no
Anonymous No.63827885 >>63827914 >>63827921 >>63827992
Well fuck, those few Germans bombers we see are the last of it, but it turns out to be enough. After nearly three hours of fire fighting, Schiacciata succumbs.
Anonymous No.63827914
>>63827885
Pour one out for her boys.
Anonymous No.63827921
>>63827885
F, time to break out the good wine and toast to her memory
Anonymous No.63827954
>>63826522 (OP)
I played this a bit six months ago. Is the "AI" better now or do entire enemy carrier fleets still get stuck in coves?
Anonymous No.63827992
>>63827885
>finally get the first carrier-only battle
>it's Corral Sea off the coast of Norway
I hate the Monkey's Paw.
Anonymous No.63827995 >>63828015
Well, no real good news to report
Anonymous No.63828000
>>63827314
>How's our aircraft lineup looking these days, anyhow?
A mixed bag, currently in the process of replacing our naval patrol aircraft as it's horribly out of date
Anonymous No.63828015
>>63827995
Somebody call up Uncle Sam again.
Please.
I BEG YOU
Anonymous No.63828024 >>63828042 >>63828088
In the Far East, should Quarto just bail or see if we can take advantage of poor weather to gamble for a fortuitous torpedo maneuver?
Anonymous No.63828042
>>63828024
Good day to die. We're at the point where colonies are getting expensive anyway, right?
Anonymous No.63828073
>>63827185
We beat them so fucking hard it's the best they can do.
Anonymous No.63828088
>>63828024
Fuck it we ballin.
Anonymous No.63828117
Weather is unfortunately better that forecast, but maybe our land-based air forces will help?
Anonymous No.63828127 >>63828141
Fuck me that's alot of guns
Anonymous No.63828141
>>63828127
>33 knots
uh oh
Anonymous No.63828152
>>63827456
Build a new BB with the same name, like you were supposed to do in the first place.
Anonymous No.63828171 >>63828436
Was it ever possible to make the BB size ship that was purely AA? So it could protect other BB's from aircraft with a gorillion AA guns?
Anonymous No.63828191
With a speed disadvantage, a lucky torpedo strike is really our only option. The first salvo goes out aiming for the rearmost cruiser.
Anonymous No.63828196
None of the fish fired at range find their mark, and the Japanese gunners begin landing an abundance of hits. Wheeling the ship around to unmask the starboard tubes, it's the final act of the ship's commander to order them fired before he's cut down on the bridge.
Anonymous No.63828205 >>63828248
The closest Japanese ship, a Shirayuki-class destroyer, takes one of the torpedoes. The explosion rocks the ship, throwing one of it's main gun turrets off it's mountings and disabling the rudder. The enemy cruisers, however, remain unharmed.
Anonymous No.63828244
Under a constant hail of gunfire, Quarto proves remarkably resistant - even with every gun knocked out she's still floating.
Anonymous No.63828248
>>63828205
Rough.
Anonymous No.63828252
But she's not invinicble, and soon enough goes down. Land based aircraft fail to make contact, and we rack up another loss at sea.
Anonymous No.63828256 >>63828270 >>63828303 >>63828315 >>63828400
Well then, what's it gonna be?
Anonymous No.63828270
>>63828256
We're still in the black as far as VP is concerned, but I'm not sure we can afford another engagement like last time, when we almost lost Rodini.
Fight on if needed.
Anonymous No.63828303
>>63828256
I say end it here. Rebuild the fleet and try again.
Anonymous No.63828315 >>63828350
>>63828256
We are stretched a bit thin, aren't we?
Anonymous No.63828350 >>63828653
>>63828315
A bit
Anonymous No.63828400
>>63828256
If they want status quo ante bellum then by all means at this point. Japan is going to fuck us in the pacific which is going to cost us a ton of VP and might lead to some lost territory in the Med. Can't have that.
Anonymous No.63828421 >>63828492 >>63828847
Well, it's over. Not in a satisfying way but we kept what was rightfully ours.
Anonymous No.63828436 >>63828492 >>63828497 >>63828513
With peace having prevailed, what should we be doing with our Navy? Current plans OP is already considering:
>send all surface combatants for fire control refit to electro-optical directors
>AAA refits if anything was missed
>begin a line of new colonial gunboats/minesweepers/subchasers
>look into >>63828171 's request
>request a dive bomber design as soon as the patrol aircraft is done
Anonymous No.63828492
>>63826560
kek, I love these threads

>>63828421
Shame about status quo but we can't fight everyone by ourselves.

>>63828436
I'd like to look into fire control refits and the AA BB
Anonymous No.63828497
>>63828436
All of those sound good, maybe look into a CA or two for colonial flagships? Don't know how much it will matter because Scandinavia is threatened by the Kaisermarine, and our Pacific holdings are threatened by the Japanese home fleet. Maybe some super fast DDs to lay mines/poop out a couple torps and fuck off?
Anonymous No.63828513
>>63828436
In no particular order
>add to carriers, maybe a purpose built CVL Class
>add 1 or 2 more BB, possibly optimized for serving in the far east
>expand our cruiser forces
>more of our most balanced DD design.
Anonymous No.63828545 >>63828587 >>63828588 >>63828593 >>63828847 >>63828946
So, for the AAA BB, I've checked and we should be able to get a design that isn't quite what was requested but may be a touch more practical. We'd need to be buying from the Americans to get their more advanced AAA outfitting, but this anti-air focused cruiser would provide about 90% of the firepower that such a battleship would bring. It combines a main battery of dual purpose 6" guns with the maximum amount of DP 5" guns as well.
Anonymous No.63828587
>>63828545
>12 6" dp
>24 5" dp
It's a super heavy Atlanta! Probably much cheaper than a BB as well, also less likely to spark an arms race or any new naval treaty talks. And in a pinch it will absolutely shrek anything DD size and smaller, and would make one hell of a light commerce raider. Can we put a little ASW on it maybe?
Anonymous No.63828588 >>63828594
>>63828545
How do I make Cleveland sound Italian?
Anonymous No.63828593 >>63828653
>>63828545
Question is if it's cheaper than just going with a bunch of DDs or regular CLs
Anonymous No.63828594
>>63828588
That my friend is the Gelatto class.
Anonymous No.63828653 >>63828666
So currently, compared to the rest of the world as seen here: >>63828350 Italy is
>BBs: Better, with the exception of the US
>Cruisers: while decent in numbers, most of our designs are smaller than their counterparts
>DDs: similar to cruisers, although a less pronounced difference
>CVs: a marginal weakness compared to most nations

>>63828593
It is worth mentioning that we do have a class of AADDs.
Anonymous No.63828666 >>63829251
>>63828653
How is that we have been sitting there constantly pounding on the eggheads desks demanding heavier than air naval aviation for the past thirty years and they just keep going
>lol planes can't fly off ships
Anonymous No.63828847
>>63828545
I like it. A proper flyswatter.
>>63828421
Is Heavy AA there DP guns?
Also what the fuck is a SAM, somebody check these guys into the psych ward.
Anonymous No.63828946 >>63829120 >>63829218
>>63828545
I approve.
Build maybe one per capital ship?

As an aside, the medium and light AA are a little lacking and the usefulness of light AA is significantly on the decline. Maybe drop the LAA and add a little more MAA. It will save refitting later. Speaking of which could we add another 50 to 100 tons of spare displacement?
I am expecting this class to have long lives.
Anonymous No.63829120 >>63829218
>>63828946
Seconding this. Maybe take a pair of 5" turrets off or just add some extra design tonnage?
Anonymous No.63829218 >>63829253 >>63832028
>>63828946
>>63829120
Sorry for the delay, between a bitch of trying to make a reasonable looking superstructure for such a cramped design and being called away to fulfill some spousal duties things took a while.

AA was adjusted a bit, and we ended up not having to sacrifice anything as a hull construction tech knocked off some weight from the base design. Two have been laid down immediately, along with some DD construction.
Anonymous No.63829250 >>63829284 >>63829288
We finally, in mid 1959, get our first dive bomber prototypes. An interesting lineup - the Reggiane has the best flight performance, while the Fiat has far superior range at the expense of almost everything else. Meanwhile the Caproni is middle of the road in everything except durability.

Which one seems most appealing?
Anonymous No.63829251
>>63828666
Seaplane mafia.
Anonymous No.63829253
>>63829218
>increased HAA tech
>increased hull tech, no sacrifices needed
>speedy boi
It was meant to be.
Anonymous No.63829284 >>63829288 >>63829321
>>63829250
How big a factor is that range? Like are we talking the difference between being struck with impunity from other CVs, or sailing too close to enemy surface fleets and risking direct shelling levels of variance? I'm all for speed and agility but the ability to just sit outside of retaliation distance and chuck bombs at people is really nice, assuming the worse planes don't just DIE as soon as they make contact. That Fiat has something like 20% over the other two. I'd say it's between that and the Reggiane. Since I've never played RTW I'll back whichever of the two you think is better.
Anonymous No.63829288 >>63829321
>>63829250
Speed and manueverability is a pretty big deal for a dive bomber, isn't it?
I'm not familiar with what's considered a good range in this game, but the Reggiane seems quite good outside of the range. The Fiat doesn't lose that much in speed in exchange for a huge increase in range, though, but worse manuvering and toughness hurts.
What >>63829284 said, pretty much.
Anonymous No.63829321 >>63829334 >>63829342
>>63829288
>>63829284
I'm leaning towards the Fiat just because in any situation where the Reggie can carry a medium bomb the Fiat can take a heavy, and a medium where the Reggie would have to settle for a mere 250lber. Pretty sure 300 miles is a damn long range that probably is worth less than just being able to carry a worthwhile bomb to the target. In >>63827587 the Reggie would have had to carry light bombs while the Fiat could do a medium easily.
Anonymous No.63829334
>>63829321
Go for the Fiat, I say. Being able to actually reach the fight in the first place is a pretty big deal.
Anonymous No.63829342
>>63829321
Being able to take twice the bomb the same distance is a pretty good argument. I vote Fiat.
Anonymous No.63829349 >>63829356 >>63829359 >>63829549
Fiat it is. Do we care about the "poor"?

Probably going to be winding down for the evening, so few updates to follow.
Anonymous No.63829356
>>63829349
Nigroni, we just cutta the budget, and you wanna more?
Anonymous No.63829359
>>63829349
It's peacetime currently and I don't think our budget is that tight, so maybe go for the social reforms.
Anonymous No.63829549
>>63829349
Social reforms now to avoid issues later sounds wise
Anonymous No.63829671 >>63829696 >>63829728 >>63831468
Well, welcome to 1960.
Anonymous No.63829687 >>63830092 >>63830770 >>63831468 >>63833302
Eyebrow?
>Raised
Anonymous No.63829696
>>63829671
>US allied with Austria
Absolute betrayal
Anonymous No.63829728 >>63829746
>>63829671
>Missile subs
We can really get those before proper carrier aviation?
Anonymous No.63829746 >>63829777
>>63829728
Are torpedo and dive bombers not proper carrier aviation to you?
Anonymous No.63829777
>>63829746
Well, maybe "before" is a bit inaccurate, but we've only just unlocked dive bombers.
Anonymous No.63830092
>>63829687
Are the Italians going to be the first to reach the moon?
Anonymous No.63830770 >>63831154
>>63829687
We need to promptly reevaluate our research funding allocations.
Anonymous No.63831154 >>63831350 >>63833216
>>63830770
Missile high, sub high, aviation high, carriers high.

The age of the BB is over.
>captcha ASSVW
Anonymous No.63831350
>>63831154
The age of the pasta missile has begun!
Anonymous No.63831468
>>63829671
>>63829687
>invent missiles
>the first thing we try to do is stick them on submarines
bold move for sure
Anonymous No.63831510 >>63831674
Sorry for the delay folks, pretty sure my household is coming down with the coof but lets continue
Anonymous No.63831530 >>63832031
Oh fun - our response?

Keep in mind that objections carry a heavy prestige penalty, at least last time I played this. We do hold most of Vietnam, as well as Taiwan as colonial possessions.
Anonymous No.63831674 >>63832028
>>63831510
>autoloading 8"
Time for new CAs?
Anonymous No.63832028 >>63832034 >>63832083 >>63832296 >>63832442 >>63832619
>>63831674
See attached - the budget is thin but we have our first pair of >>63829218 these finishing up very soon.
Anonymous No.63832031 >>63832034
>>63831530
Honestly considering we'll probably end up in another war with either Japan or the US (because they allied with the Austrian dogs), our pacific holdings probably are going to cost us more long term to hold on to than they're worth. We took them from the French and Russians, that's all that matters. We wish our former colony good luck and warm relations as a sovereign nation.
Anonymous No.63832034
>>63832028
>>63832031
And we did that anyway. Good move.
Anonymous No.63832083 >>63832114
>>63832028
Solid design. Can it fit a couple of floatplanes without too much compromise?
Anonymous No.63832114 >>63832209
lol

>>63832083
If the tonnage is bumped up by another thousand we can shore up the belt armor a touch, improve the ammo stocks for the autoloaded guns and add a couple planes, yes.

Any other requests?
Anonymous No.63832209 >>63832296
>>63832114
Seems good. Maybe we should start laying them down as replacements for the Gnocci class as the budget allows. They're getting pretty old.
Could the Gnoccis be converted to CVLs?
Anonymous No.63832296 >>63832353 >>63832481
>>63832209
>Could the Gnoccis be converted to CVLs?
Ran a preliminary design on that, with a full rebuild that includes full engine replacement each Gnocchi could carry 20 planes max. Without the engine replacement but by bulging the hull we'd get about 16 depending on AAA armament.

Alternatively, we could also do a near complete overhaul on the Gnocchis, replacing their engines and using that saved weight to give their guns autoloaders. At the end of the day that'd still only leave us with 8 guns per ship compared to the 12 with >>63832028 on a much smaller hull
Anonymous No.63832353 >>63832442
>>63832296
Could we beef up the Gnoccis as AA Cruisers while refitting them? Do we have DP 5" or 6" or is 4" our best option.
Anonymous No.63832442 >>63832481 >>63832619
>>63832353
That'd probably look something like this. The issue at this point for AAA is actually more weight than anything, 4" DP is actually a bit more weight efficient than 5" DP at this stage.

Of course, looking at the total costs we'd be replacing so much of the original ship it's practically a new build
>Gnocchi refit: 56,223 naval bucks
>New ship >>63832028 : 75,176
Anonymous No.63832481 >>63832591
>>63832296
>>63832442
Its a baby Nelsoni?
Anonymous No.63832495
>>63826522 (OP)
Obviously you should name every single ship "Nuestra SeΓ±ora de la Concepcion" in true Spanish tradition.
Anonymous No.63832591
>>63832481
All our heavy cruisers are
Anonymous No.63832619 >>63832695 >>63832807 >>63832983
Well, our lengthy discussion on cruisers is being interrupted. Going to call for a final vote
>follow naval sec demands, build new line of DDs
>replace the Gnocchis with >>63832028
>do a major overhaul of the Gnocchis along the lines of >>63832442
>start this whole debate over with something else
Anonymous No.63832695 >>63833029 >>63833037
>>63832619
>guided bombs
Whew lads.
Anonymous No.63832807
>>63832619
We do need more DDs.

More balanced designs?

As for cruisers, I think we should stick with the nelsonian tradition for our heavy cruisers.
Anonymous No.63832983
>>63832619
I like the idea of a few overhauled Gnocchis, having a couple of modern CA is never a bad thing. And yeah, build some ASW/Minesweeping/laying DDs why not.
Anonymous No.63833029
>>63832695
>an old, irritated admiral sits down across from the head of the research division
>despite hearing for decades how "lol planes can't fly off ships" they keep calling the admiralty with random bullshit
>They're super proud that they figured out how to build a dive bomber 10 years after everyone else
>and now this lunacy about missiles, whatever those are
>the researcher eagerly starts explaining the latest breakthrough
>skeptical at first, but with growing interest the old admiral holds up a hand to interrupt the deluge of technical details
>"So what you're telling me is Professor is that we can use planes to 'guide' these 'missiles' into ships in some form of what, longer distance dive bombing?"
>"What I'm telling you Admiral is that when the time comes, you won't have to."
It'd be hilarious if we just said "Yeah naval aviation was cool and all but what if we just used our airbases to permanently close the Med to everyone we didn't like? ".
Anonymous No.63833037
>>63832695
HIDE THE BATTLESHIPS
Anonymous No.63833168 >>63833197 >>63833702
Gone ahead and fulfilled our build requirement with a new set of Lupa-class destroyers. A good dual purpose main battery alongside a small but reloadable set of torpedoes and minesweeping gear, all at a reasonable price.

The budget is a bit strained but we should be able to keep this going for now.
Anonymous No.63833197
>>63833168
>binland rises
:DDDDDD
Anyway, keep on course. I feel like we're going to need a big rethink of the fleet at some point soon, but we probably need a few more techs to roll in before we have a good feel for it.
Anonymous No.63833211 >>63833233 >>63833261
Oh my, that's a shift in naval tech if I've ever seen one.

Our medium bombers and naval patrol aircraft can carry big ones, our dive and torpedo bombers the smaller variants. Should we be requesting an aircraft replacement as well? How much spare munitions should be stockpiled?
Anonymous No.63833216
>>63831154
Start praying for VLS and BVR immediately. At least get testbeds going.
Anonymous No.63833233
>>63833211
And there's our upset. Keep stocks on mid for now, we'll adjust when tensions start going up again. I suggest we get that patrol aircraft replacement we were looking for going, followed by the medium bombers. That will give us time to decide if we still want to play the carrier game, especially with our far east influence winding down.
Anonymous No.63833257 >>63833274 >>63833283 >>63833615
Fugg binland

Choice?
Anonymous No.63833261
>>63833211
>pasta missiles
Admiral about to spill his spaghetti over this!
Anonymous No.63833274
>>63833257
As always its clearly the Austrians!
Anonymous No.63833283 >>63833291
>>63833257
Alliance structure? As much as Neptune needs his sacrifice of Hapsburg blood, I'd really rather not drag the US all the way over just to kick our ass.
Anonymous No.63833291 >>63833315
>>63833283
Anonymous No.63833302
>>63829687
Anonymous No.63833315
>>63833291
Spain will do.
Anonymous No.63833615
>>63833257
France
Anonymous No.63833673 >>63833717 >>63833998
Well fuck, this age is barreling in without pause.
Anonymous No.63833702 >>63834660
Preliminary design for a missile destroyer
>small gun armament
>fast, reliable diesel engines
>4 missile tubes, 1 reload each
>fairly cheap, less than the Lupos >>63833168

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.63833717
>>63833673
>surface to surface missiles
Time to remove some borders?
Anonymous No.63833823
>surface to surface missiles
>guided bombs
>air to surface missiles
>early/mid WW2 radar, and early-mid WW2 planes
This is the timeline we deserved. Would our planes even be able to carry guided bombs/A2S missiles? Also, with all this missile tech, I'm surprised they haven't developed Jet fighters/bombers yet
Anonymous No.63833913 >>63834023
Also worth asking, with these shifts do we continue our cruiser construction?
Anonymous No.63833998 >>63834023 >>63834299 >>63835517
>>63833673
>missile pre-dred is now a possibility
Bros, did we mothball one? Please tell me we mothball'd one.
Anonymous No.63834023 >>63834135 >>63834299 >>63835517
>>63833913
No SAMs yet, and AA is about to get a lot more vital than ever.
>>63833998
Pizza lives
Anonymous No.63834135 >>63834299
>>63834023
M O D E R N I Z E
P I Z Z A
Anonymous No.63834299 >>63835517 >>63837207
>>63834135
>>63834023
>>63833998
If you insist...
Anonymous No.63834660 >>63834729 >>63835425
>>63833702
Can we do a line of komar/osa/Sa'ar tiny to small sized missile boats?
Or is our radar still too bulky
Anonymous No.63834729 >>63834781 >>63835212
First round of fleet modernization. Due to the dangers of having lots of missiles on board, battleships will probably only get single shot missile tubes, while smaller boats will dedicate themselves to having reloads as well.

>>63834660
Good question, let me look into that.
Anonymous No.63834781 >>63835425
>>63834729
I can't wait to see Pizza raining hell on newer boats. Oh, can we upgrade her injuns, or did you do that already?
Anonymous No.63835212
>>63834729
I don't even have words for how glorious this is.
Anonymous No.63835425 >>63835443 >>63835481
>>63834660
Tiny missile boat, alongside a more standard DD. The KE has no reloads, the DD carriers an extra pair of missiles for 6 total.

>>63834781
Engines weren't upgraded, will consider that after getting the rest of the fleet sorted.
Anonymous No.63835443
>>63835425
Hell yeah!

Now we are missile maxing!
Anonymous No.63835459 >>63835469
N-Negroni chads...
Anonymous No.63835469
>>63835459
The wine cellar was a necessary addition. How do you expect our officers to fight without a fine vintage over dinner?
Anonymous No.63835481
>>63835425
Avanti!
Might I suggest Marinetti or something else related to futurism for one of the two? It seems fitting.
Anonymous No.63835517 >>63835816
>>63833998
>>63834023
>>63834299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1bc6kAJJFM
Anonymous No.63835543 >>63835547 >>63835549 >>63835554 >>63835568 >>63835572 >>63835576 >>63835578
Do we care?
Anonymous No.63835547
>>63835543
Let'em have it, the Marshalls would be more the US's/GB's problem than ours.
Anonymous No.63835549
>>63835543
Realistically do we have Pacific forces capable of matching Grorious Nippon?
Anonymous No.63835554
>>63835543
I don't feel like facing down Japan's carrier fleet would be a very good idea right now
Anonymous No.63835568
>>63835543
We should reinforce our far east holdings if we plan to go to war with Japan. Also, do we have any actual plans to bully someone? We should find a good test dummy for our new technology.
Anonymous No.63835572 >>63835576
>>63835543
Why do the bongs hate us so much now?
Anonymous No.63835576
>>63835543
I concur with other anons; this would likely drive a wedge between Japan and the US/UK, so we should basically let it be their problem.

>>63835572
Must have something to do with all those wars we fought against them, wherein we blew up their battleship fleet and forced them to rebuild from scratch. Multiple times.
Anonymous No.63835578 >>63835638
>>63835543
Can Italy take Ireland?
Anonymous No.63835584 >>63835598
Oh jolly good
Anonymous No.63835598
>>63835584
SUPERCARRIERS NOW

Be funny if we went all in on arsenal ships instead given the way things are.
Anonymous No.63835603 >>63835627 >>63835629
>supercarriers
>max 33,000t
T-thanks

Still a worthwhile ship to consider. Any objections to this design? Went for some thicker side armor in hopes of perhaps surviving a missile strike.
Anonymous No.63835627
>>63835603
None here. We should build a pair of them and hope they're in when we go to war with the eternal anglo.
Anonymous No.63835629 >>63835684
>>63835603
What level are our aircraft at? Still biplane? Monoplane?
Anonymous No.63835638 >>63835657
>>63835578
Someone has to teach the Irish how to cook.
Anonymous No.63835657
>>63835638
It'd just be funny to surround GB. Would need to take France....
Anonymous No.63835684 >>63835718
>>63835629
Frankly in a bit of a weird spot. Slow but also long range and capable of carrying anti-ship missiles
Anonymous No.63835694 >>63835710
oh
Anonymous No.63835710 >>63835718
>>63835694
Time for Russian hijinks in Madagascar
Anonymous No.63835718 >>63836014
>>63835684
So basically interwar designs with 1st gen Sidewinders?
>>63835710
2nd Pacific Squadron's counterattack will bring everything in order.
Anonymous No.63835791 >>63835798 >>63835803 >>63836004 >>63836053
>get in war
>whine about other people
Response?
Anonymous No.63835798
>>63835791
Hey, if they want to fight a two front war who are we to say no?
Anonymous No.63835803
>>63835791
manifest destiny. pasta from sea to shining sea.
Anonymous No.63835816
>>63835517
Oh, man, that takes me back. F for Enterprise getting nuked right as they figured out what they were doing.
Anonymous No.63836004
>>63835791
The oceans demand blood.
Anonymous No.63836014 >>63836062 >>63836151 >>63838058
>>63835718
What sort of guidance are our missiles using at this point, anyways? Basic wire-guiding from the plane?
Anonymous No.63836053
>>63835791
They're already at war, say fuck you. Not that they have any possessions we want bar their mainland.
Anonymous No.63836062 >>63836070 >>63836072 >>63836087 >>63836151
>>63836014
I'll be frank I have no real idea. We've got presumably guided missiles but also only just got blind fire capability so for all I know they're pigeon guided
Anonymous No.63836070
>>63836062
My first thought was literal wire-guiding. Strands of spaghetti leading back to the cockpit for the pilot to try and tug the fins in the right direction.
Pigeons might be funnier though.
Anonymous No.63836072
>>63836062
Huh. Ruskies are doing better than expected. Might be worth joining in if Japan keeps suffering.
Anonymous No.63836086
Yeah, that'll be a fair fight, I'm sure
Anonymous No.63836087 >>63836103
>>63836062
I know you kindly did my idea of a AA ship (granted you didn't make it a BB, I really wanted to see what the max you could do on the largest superstructure was possible, plus speed to go alongside other BBs) but are flak guns useless soonish due to AA missiles?

Also same question about is it possible to make BB with loads of missiles? Or super carriers? Basically just like the idea of giga equipped ships.
Anonymous No.63836103 >>63836144
Japan continues to get the short end of the stick

>>63836087
So I'll be honest, I'm not 100% sure. I've played very little into this age, so we're all in unexplored territory. A full on AABB doesn't quite work since to be a BB your main guns are going to be useless in the AA role (until you get a specific tech, which we have not seen), limiting you to the secondary/tertiary battery. The game does impose a hard limit on gun mountings, so realistically a cruiser has all the AAA you could actually get.
>is it possible to make BB with loads of missiles?
To be honest I'm not certain, at this point the limit is 4 hardpoints with a reload each
>super carriers?
In a "normal" game I'd have expected our carriers to be 50-70,000t by now
Anonymous No.63836119 >>63836135 >>63836141
Oh boy, here we go (again)
Anonymous No.63836135
>>63836119
Well, time to put these newfangled missiles to the test.
They aren't secretly just rockets, are they?
Anonymous No.63836141
>>63836119
What's the distribution of our forces?
Anonymous No.63836144
>>63836103
Thank you. I see. So later tech allows like 12" guns to be dual purpose?
Anonymous No.63836151 >>63836248
>>63836014
>>63836062
Probably radio MACLOS, like the FritzX.
Anonymous No.63836165
Impressisimo.
With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the Anglo and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Roman Eagle, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of maritime powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of Italian atomic water boilers, atomic aircraft carriers and atomic enhanced "missiles" will be the instruments with which Rome affirms its noble stewardship of 20th century world politics and offers the central European powers a different option; a humanist alternative to the depredations of Anglo leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.
Anonymous No.63836180 >>63836189
Fascinating...from what I can see, the British seem to either be behind in the missile techs or just haven't invested in them. Despite having a good naval budget...

I don't see a single missile equipped ship in their fleet.
Anonymous No.63836189
>>63836180
I give us good odds. What intel do we have on Bong fleet locations?
Anonymous No.63836203 >>63836218
Well, I had moved our most modern missile destroyers and cruisers to Northern Europe in expectation of a major fight, so of course it ends up in the Med. We've got a wonky ass force that's a mix of old torpedo destroyers, cruisers from three different generations and a single missile destroyer.

So what I'm saying is this is gonna be interesting.
Anonymous No.63836218
>>63836203
That missile destroyer is gonna be working overtime.
Anonymous No.63836228
Hmmm, our missile range is roughly the limit of visual spotting, and frankly our radar range isn't very impressive.
Anonymous No.63836248 >>63836255
Ah, that answers that. >>63836151 seems was correct, we've got visually guided missiles. What a world.

The question is, do we fire now at this lone contact or hold out to ID and select our target?
Anonymous No.63836255
>>63836248
ID. Don't waste on a tin can if something consequential can die instead.
Anonymous No.63836280 >>63836291 >>63836349
Not the worst target, but I would expect our cruisers to be able to handle this.
Anonymous No.63836291
>>63836280
Test those missiles. Better be hittiles or no biscotti for you.
Anonymous No.63836336 >>63836351 >>63836390
At 11:43 local time, San Marco fires the first anti-ship missile launched in anger.
Anonymous No.63836349
>>63836280
Put 2 in the bitch.
Anonymous No.63836351 >>63836390
>>63836336
>Independence Day, watching the dot approach the Ayys
Anonymous No.63836364 >>63836371 >>63836390
Over the next minute the missile streaks across the Mediterranean towards it's quarry
Anonymous No.63836371
>>63836364
C'mon, magazine hit! We need to keep the 'sploding Brit tradition alive!
Anonymous No.63836382 >>63836390 >>63836401 >>63836406
Mama mia!
Anonymous No.63836390 >>63836424
>>63836336
>>63836364
>>63836382
>>63836351
YES THAT'S A HIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMjvqPJ5tKY
Anonymous No.63836401
>>63836382
Hurrah!
Anonymous No.63836402 >>63836417 >>63836457
She ain't sunk but she sure as hell isn't feeling well, slowed to a crawl and our gunners are making the most of it.
Anonymous No.63836406
>>63836382
Oh. Oh baby.
Anonymous No.63836417 >>63836435
>>63836402
Must've knocked out some boilers or machinery. Send another missile to any other large target.
Anonymous No.63836424
>>63836390
Scratch that, here's what I was looking for
https://youtu.be/egzfvjy6sqk&t=122
Anonymous No.63836435 >>63836447 >>63836455 >>63836456 >>63836486 >>63836500
San Marco fires her other missile at the unidentified target but fails to make contact. Our destroyer Bombardiere has four tubes with six missiles total, should she hold onto them or let loose?

>>63836417
At this point we've seen a CA and what I suspect is a DD
Anonymous No.63836447
>>63836435
Let 'em have it.
Anonymous No.63836455
>>63836435
Toss one or two more, then try and get a better fix, I guess.
Anonymous No.63836456 >>63836508
>>63836435
Maybe get her a bit closer for better visual guidance.
Anonymous No.63836457
>>63836402
She's fine.
She just needs a nap.
Anonymous No.63836486
>>63836435
Don't you need to produce missiles for storage and shit? Is it worth using them? Their CA is dead, it'll be peppered by normal guns. Unless the unidentified is a big ship I wouldn't use missiles.
Anonymous No.63836491
The other contact resolves itself as a small destroyer, which makes an effort to attempt to shield the enemy cruiser. Remarkably, it seems to work fairly well and between smoke and a sudden recovery of speed the two British ships seem to be opening the range.

50 or so miles to the South at Tunis, a squadron of medium bombers takes flight. No sense in letting the flyboys get the credit, so Bombardiere will ripple off another couple missiles.
Anonymous No.63836500
>>63836435
Nah, save em for bigger fish.
Anonymous No.63836508
>>63836456
Stop with the faggoty shit. Give it to them before they give it to OP
Anonymous No.63836514 >>63836528
Whoops, that was certainly a miscommunication, I only wanted two.

It's impressive just how sinister a black and red line can look.
Anonymous No.63836528 >>63836543
>>63836514
Fugg. Well, time to committ. Can you redirect a pair to the cruiser?
Anonymous No.63836533 >>63836539 >>63836542 >>63836543 >>63836551
>fires all 4 tubes
>at the wrong target
Bombardiere is on the shitlist
Anonymous No.63836539
>>63836533
Hit's a hit. How good was it?
Anonymous No.63836542
>>63836533
That Destroyer is looking to be in a very bad day in the next minute or so.
Anonymous No.63836543 >>63836560
>>63836528
Relax, it's a combat trial, we're proving they work, restraint can come later.
>>63836533
No, that's great, we've proven it can hit small targets too.
Anonymous No.63836551
>>63836533
For a 1st gen visually guided missile, we're getting a decent hit rate.
Anonymous No.63836560 >>63836570
>>63836543
Oh, you have switched your settings to lots-a-missiles-in-storage right? I always forget that. I want shock and awe but sometimes I need to wait a year for the setting to go into effect.
Anonymous No.63836570
>>63836560
Oh, right, I forgot to give OP the reminder when we got the tension warning. Shit.
Anonymous No.63836580 >>63836594 >>63836597
Nevertheless we manage to catch up the the cruiser and it goes down quickly.
Anonymous No.63836594
>>63836580
Niceu. A promising opening engagement to this war.
Anonymous No.63836596 >>63836607 >>63836750
La Creatura is kind enough to fish some Brits out of the water
Anonymous No.63836597
>>63836580
Not bad for the first try of these new toys.
Anonymous No.63836603 >>63836612
We chase down the destroyer and it's becoming apparent that 4" secondaries are worryingly slow at destroying even a lone unarmored target. We may have to consider a bigger solution.
Anonymous No.63836607
>>63836596
Well, we need survivors to take interviews for this newfangled TV thing and talk about how they got absolutely stomped by new Italian superweapons.
Anonymous No.63836612
>>63836603
Might need a new missilemaxx DD design.
Anonymous No.63836632 >>63836651
End of battle report on our missile strikes:
>CA Shropshire
The missile smashed through the aircraft catapult at the aft of the ship, showering the entire superstructure with debris. Radar and fire control were knocked out, while an eventually fatal fire started.
>DD Legion
False report of a hit.
>Oddity
Our CAs were firing HE. Must check the doctrine screen to resolve that.
Anonymous No.63836651
>>63836632
Well, that first one's a damn good hit if I've ever seen one, at the very least.
Anonymous No.63836671 >>63836688 >>63836700 >>63836702
>"Hey should we send our modern ships into a constrained waterway with no real escape from a likely swarm of aircraft?"
>"wtf no why would we do that"
...
>Admiral Bartalesi fails command check utterly. No force changes possible and no decline of battle possible.
fuck
Anonymous No.63836688
>>63836671
Yeah, that sounds like a bug the fuck out
Anonymous No.63836700
>>63836671
If only we had Ireland to launch aircraft from....
Anonymous No.63836702
>>63836671
Oh fuck it's raining bombs
Anonymous No.63836709 >>63836715
So thankfully since Ireland was granted independence we don't have to worry about that. Swansea has no air base, and while Plymouth and Portsmouth both have air bases, it seems the majority of their forces there are fighters.

That being said, I still estimate they'll have roughly 30 patrol aircraft (with bombing/missile(?) capability) in stock. Assume a third are used to scout and the odds seem alot better.
Anonymous No.63836715
>>63836709
>So thankfully since Ireland was granted independence we don't have to worry about that
Any chance we could claim it? It would really help long term.
Anonymous No.63836716 >>63836734
Contacts, lots of contacts. Big contacts, in fact.
Anonymous No.63836734
>>63836716
Dump the missiles and start running
Anonymous No.63836738
Reassessing, these move a bit too quickly to be the few remaining British BBs, most likely cruisers of some kind.

Any objection to dumping the tubes then bailing for the open Atlantic?
Anonymous No.63836741 >>63836750
What ever happened to a giga torpedo ships? Where we just went max torpedoes?
Anonymous No.63836750 >>63836762
>>63836741
Served with distinction and a few are still around, see >>63836596
Anonymous No.63836762
>>63836750
Whey, that was my suggestion all those months ago. Glad it worked out.
Anonymous No.63836776
Well ain't that a nice sight
Anonymous No.63836790 >>63840713
As soon as we finish guiding our missiles, with one reported hit, we break off for the open ocean. No British aircraft attack us and the engagement ends.

Sadly, it was another false hit. In total that gives us a to-date hit ratio of 1 out of 12 at engagement ranges of 20,000yds or so.
Anonymous No.63836796 >>63836809 >>63836867 >>63836923
1967: Someone in Rome has an incredible idea: What if we gave a shit about our pilots?
Anonymous No.63836809
>>63836796
Obviously, since experience is more important for success and the bean counters can worry about the cost!
Anonymous No.63836859 >>63836865 >>63836870
Fuck Japan, get it together man
Anonymous No.63836865 >>63836883 >>63836890
>>63836859
Is Russia massively better tech wise or some shit because this is hilariously lopsided even accounting for randomisation.
Anonymous No.63836867
>>63836796
We aren't the Russians. Do eet.
Anonymous No.63836870 >>63836890
>>63836859
Quick question, do the Russkies have missiles on their ships if you check on them right now?
Anonymous No.63836883 >>63836893
>>63836865
This is obviously an abstraction that doesn't fully take into account national character because IRL the Russians would have lost two battle squadrons by now.
Anonymous No.63836890 >>63836893 >>63836900
Not getting the best of luck with these battles but lets see how it goes.

>>63836870
>>63836865
No missiles on the Russian side. A trio of Jap destroyers have them but that's it.
Anonymous No.63836891
It would appear the Rodina's superiority has caused some controversy.
Anonymous No.63836893
>>63836883
Obviously, but I am wondering if the Russians do have vastly superior tech to the Japanese because in the context of the game it shouldn't really be this lopsided.

>>63836890
Mental how they're doing so well then.
Anonymous No.63836900
>>63836890
At least we have air support from our Scandinavian holdings.
Anonymous No.63836905
Two light cruisers and a missile DD vs a heavy Brit cruiser squadron. Time for Lanciere to earn her pay and cover the retreat.
Anonymous No.63836906
Did we ever get good quality 16" guns? Or we at -2? Triple mounts? Quads? What was our biggest battery ship? I assume long gone but history wise.
Anonymous No.63836909 >>63836921 >>63836930
Holy fuck
Anonymous No.63836921
>>63836909
'False hits' :^)
Anonymous No.63836923
>>63836796
Did Caesar abandon his legions? No! Neither will we!
Anonymous No.63836930
>>63836909
Yes... hahaha... YES.
Anonymous No.63836932
The two British cruisers turn and limp away, and we make for the setting sun.
Anonymous No.63836946 >>63836955 >>63837004
Damage reports for the British cruisers
>CA Natal
Missile strikes the hull, machinery spaces heavily damaged. Major flooding brought under control after an hour, fires rage aboard for nearly six hours before being extinguished. All secondary guns knocked out of action
>CA Antrim
Two missile strikes - one destroys turret X, the other impacts the superstructure. Fires take three hours to extinguish, flooding contained after five. Three out of twelve secondary guns remain operational
Anonymous No.63836955
>>63836946
Unf. Not good that they survived. Try painting our missiles yellow.
Anonymous No.63836985 >>63836996 >>63837004 >>63837005 >>63837018
Wait are missiles or torpedoes better at this stage?
Anonymous No.63836996
>>63836985
Hard to say.
Anonymous No.63837004 >>63837018
>>63836946
Sounds like pretty good damage.
>>63836985
Our torps are much more reliable, but they're also significantly slower by virtue of being torpedos.
Anonymous No.63837005 >>63837023 >>63837026 >>63837055 >>63837125 >>63841999
G-good job, guys. Probably calling it for this thread, about to hit bump limit.

>>63836985
Honest answer: I don't know
We've got tech modifiers applied out the ass so for all we know torps could be gimped, but at this stage we also don't have radar guided missiles so if it comes to a night action we either use torpedoes or have to ripple fire MCLOS SSMs at point blank range.
Anonymous No.63837018 >>63837026
>>63836985
>>63837004
Torpedoes require the right setup to be effective, you have to position properly to get a good volley. We can pretty much yeet missiles the moment we get a visual without having to dance around taking fire first.
Anonymous No.63837023
>>63837005
>Probably calling it for this thread, about to hit bump limit.
Thanks for playing, OP. These threads are always great fun.
Anonymous No.63837026
>>63837005
Thanks OP!
>>63837018
Yeah, missiles are much easier to use.
Anonymous No.63837055 >>63837097
>>63837005
Thanks OP. Been a fun one with all the missiles
>and soon, VLS pre-dreadnought
Anonymous No.63837097
>>63837055
I cant wait to see Pizza take out the entire British fleet by herself.
Anonymous No.63837125
>>63837005
Good stuff OP, these threads are always great
C. A. Fanculo No.63837207
>>63826522 (OP)
Dammit OP, you had come back when I was out of town!
Glad to see you anyway.

>>63826560
Ugh, this slander again.

>>63834299
Ha! Never thought I'd see the day.
Anonymous No.63838058
>>63836014
Pigeons
Anonymous No.63840713
>>63836790
>my boy Chippolini missed
love my intelligent stupid idiot
Anonymous No.63841999
>>63837005
Thanks OP, U DA BEST