Thread 63827633

>last operational f-14s are probably being killed right now
See you, space cowboys...

At least one F-5 got airborne.

>>63827633 (OP)
>didn't even get them airborne for one last blaze of glory
I hate Israeli warmongering, but the Iranians deserve it for this crime alone.
At least they won't have to suffer Arab maintenance anymore...

>>63827633 (OP)
but the f14s are still ok, right?

>>63827664
Anon... they're in a better place now.

She's finally splashing MIGs with her sisters again

>>63827662
>At least they won't have to suffer Arab maintenance anymore...
>Arab

Anon, Iranians are NOT Arabs!!

Just kidding. They're all literally exactly the fucking same.

>>63827662
>>63827709
The Irans are something far worse than Arabs; they're Persians who somehow deduced LARPing as Arabs was a worthwhile thing to devote their society to.

>>63827633 (OP)
>F-4's
>critical aerial asset

>>63827732
You obviously don't realize just how grim the IRIAF is
Their absolute top of the line fighters are some decrepit MIG-29s lol
>>63827723
>arabs
>persians
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE OHOHOHOHO

>>63827769
persia = kino
arab = goatfucker tastelet oil sheiks

>>63827662
Did they get the postop twintail F-5s too?
>You could feel the suffering in those airframes

>>63827633 (OP)
Sad to see the RF-4s destroyed. The days of airborne ELINT collection are pretty much gone.

phantom chan noooooo
>i wanna protect that smile

>>63827732
At least the Israelis think they're more of a threat than the Migs.

>>63827769
>You obviously don't realize just how grim the IRIAF is
Okay so from the last 12 hours or so I've been getting the impression that the Iranian military has turned out to be a paper tiger on account that it has been in a death spiral for a while now. My question is what happened, and how long has it been going on?

>>63828192
When you are paying premium-plus to try to build nukes you don't have a lot of money for other things.
All the money left over from that goes to graft and paying off various factions so they don't revolt.

So Iran just sat back and did nothing but lob missiles where most got intercepted?

>>63827633 (OP)
Can't we get any videos of this conflict beyond missile spam?

>>63828218
the invention of radar and missiles permanently ruined warfare

>>63827769
>WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE OHOHOHOHO
Persian chicks are hotter

>>63827633 (OP)
>>63827662
>>63827696
>>63828186
At least one airborne doing CAP
https://x.com/Archer83Able/status/1933496337439601044

Good night sweet prince. We will always remember you for what you were and not for what you became.

>>63827633 (OP)
Greece finally stopped using their electronic warefare variants?

I love the F-4 but honestly being piloted and >maintained by dune coons has got to be a fate worse than death.

>>63828187
>At least the Israelis think they're more of a threat than the Migs.
I mean...wouldn't you? The vatnik shitshow that is the MiG-29 engine can't even function with white people maintaining them.

>>63827696
In a hot and violent lesbian sex

>>63828300
Thank God. I'd genuinely be sad as hell if all of them died.

>>63827709
potato potato

Every Israeli war is the same
>claim the other country is planning an attack!
>have a "pre-emptive strike"
>assassinate as many leaders as possible, preferably with huge collateral damage
>airstrikes against their airports
>get daddy America to step in and prevent actual resistance
>kidnap, torture, and sexually abuse as many men, women, children, and BBC journalists as possible
>claim you are gods chosen people again
>act incredulous at criticism

>>63828192
>what happened
Standard authoritarian fuckery. Military is for show because you can't risk a rival power bloc, so the lion's share of funding and resources go towards politically and ideologically loyal security and intelligence forces, in this case the IRGC.

>how long has it been going on?
Since the end of the Iran-Iraq War and the loss of any potentially existential threats to Iran.

>>63828192
The army Saddam invaded Kuwait with back in 1990 unironically would pose more of a conventional threat today than the IRGC of 48 hours ago. Their leadership was smart enough to look at the results of the Gulf War/2003 Invasion of Iraq vs those of Afghanistan and realize that they could never pose a conventional threat to a western or western backed army, so they went all in on asymmetrical warfare and bankrolling insurgent groups at the expense of maintaining their standing army.
The only reason the average person doesn't know this is because Iran was too valuable as a boogeyman to the Neocon/Liberal warhawks, hence why their talking heads in the media and defense sector kept trying to talk Iran up as some serious threat. China and Russia had reason to support this as well, Iran is a much less embarrassing nation to have as the third member of their Axis than North Korea.

>>63828496
Sounds pretty based.

>>63828192
>turned out to be
They have been since the Iraq-Iran war.

>>63828425
I have bad news, but at least one of them died with its boots on.
>maybe it fled to Turkey to surrender
We can only dream.

>>63828519
Shit, I mean the IRIAF of 48 hours ago

>>63828520
>gang raping men and children to the point they need surgery due to anal bleeding
gay

>>63828534
>new base had su24s and has stored f14s in the past
mannnnnnnnnn
All the cool shit is dying on the ground :(

>>63827664
Erusia lives on

>bombed IN THEIR FUCKING HANGARS
Did all of the pilots desert? Or has the majority of the Iranian air force not been airworthy in years? They didn't even get one last trip to the danger zone...

>>63828586
Well the MiG-29 doesn't work as a matter of course.

FAKE NEWS
GLAMROCK SQUADRON WILL RIDE THE LIGHTNING YET AGAIN

>>63828586
The entire Iranian military, from top to bottom, is composed of baboons.

>>63828179
>The days of airborne ELINT collection are pretty much gone.
The RF-4s are in heaven with the satellites that do ELINT now anon. At night time they tuck the little satellites into bed and tell them stories...
>>tell us another story papa F4!
>>yeah! Another story! With uncle SR-71 too! The time he outran those missiles!!
>Ok little satellites, one more...
>Between the time when the great empires tore across Europe, and the rise of the drone wars. There was an age undreamed of... and born of this age were two brothers... F4 and SR-71... burdened with the perilous duty of collecting ELINT and IMINT... under fire, far behind enemy lines... Let me tell you little ones... of the days of sky-high adventure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81HUn352hZ4

>>63828586
>park fighters in a civilian airport
What?

>>63828586
>Did all of the pilots desert? Or has the majority of the Iranian air force not been airworthy in years? They didn't even get one last trip to the danger zone...

Here's your Iranian Air Force bro

>>63828519
>Iran is a much less embarrassing nation to have as the third member of their Axis than North Korea.

Russia is more embarrassing than the DPRK by far.

>>63828586
>Mehrabad airport

Wait a sec, I literally bombed those hangars in Battlefield 3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6K_IVtGxA8

so did they get the tunnels

>>63828651
US does it too

Eglin AFB has 2 squadrons of F-35A trainers and is also a civilian airport. They've also got a slew of F-15/F-16/A-10s as they do testing/evaluation and flight tests from there.

Most other joint USAF/civilian airports tend to house transport aircraft.

>>63828701
No one knows yet, there is a global news black out while steve finally eats something besides a bowl of cheerios and a banana.

>>63828651
Military/civilian shared runways aren't uncommon. I know of at least one USAF base that has a similar arrangement.

>>63828675
>Hardened underground hangars? Is it possible to learn this power?
>- ziggers, probably

>>63828722
>>63828651

>>63827633 (OP)
Fuck, well there goes my dream of getting shot down as a naval aviator over Iran, using my DCS skills to cold start and steal a phantom. Maybe one day I can do an exchange tour with the *urp*... excuse me *UUUUUURP*... t-tu-turks to get the opportunity to fly the phanter. This world sucks.

>>63828690
Post-Ukraine, yes.
At the time it was decided that China/Russia/Iran was the trio there was still some level of intimidation factor carried over from the Soviet years, even with their disastrous misadventures in Chechnya

>>63828695
Is that first ship when you exit to the catwalk a Perry? What year was this supposed to be?

>>63828739
In hindsight a non nuclear member was never going to work.

>>63827633 (OP)
Iran should probably replace them with cheap J-10s

>>63828756
>iran
>having money
The Chinks don't do gibs.

>>63828741
Iirc BF3 was intended to take place in ~2012.
BF4 2015.

>>63828496
>they torture BBC journalists!
You say this like any bong would disagree with this.

>>63828788
I was already on board but that line is what finally convinced me to get circumsised.

>>63828626
Getting out my Gerber scale and plotting imaginary single lines of bearing...

>>63827686
rip tom cruise

>>63827650
Based and Area88 pilled

So how much longer until the Cargo Cult Carrier gets sunk, and will there be live footage?

>>63827664
You should want the Iranian ones dead because Iran paying stupid enlisted to steal spare parts for them is what lead to the USN destroying all the ones in the boneyard instead of letting them survive as a museum piece and maybe someday even being flown by hobbiyist like they do WWII warbirds.

>>63828701
Probably. Only Jews get their own tunnels

Iran should sell all its F-14s and F-4s to /k/ so we can make our own air base. I promise not to sexually touch the planes (too much)

>>63828842
There are several dozen F14s in Museums, anon.

>>63828741
>>63828777

Game released in 2011, but mainly takes place in October/November, 2014.

Kinda unfortunate that it isn't that well remembered now, the story is a lot better written than MW2 and 3. It also convinced 18 year old me that the VDV was actually badass.

>>63828866
I only vaguely remember it. Somehow you end up in New York stopping a terrorist after invading Iran.
BF4s campaign got fucking zanny, if I remember correctly.

>>63828866
What did the VDV do in BF3 that made them seem good? I never played it

>>63828897
>What did the VDV do in BF3 that made them seem good?

You literally play as them in the penultimate mission of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBpYNHHE0g

>>63828496

Muslims aren't humans, who care

>>63827633 (OP)
>Germany has declared nukes illegal
>Germany is currently dropping JDAMs directly on Langley Air Force base
>all F-15Es have been destroyed
>Eurofighters are flying freely over American land uncontested
>Germany has established a ground forces-occupied buffer zone over long island for their protection
>thunderous applause from Spain, Austria, and Switzerland
While I understand the distrust of muslims, I am also starting to understand why they were kicked out of every country. Holy fuck I can't imagine feeling as cucked as an Iranian rn

Also RIP, they had the nicest planes on the planet

>>63828496
>assassinate as many leaders as possible, preferably with huge collateral damage
This too. If Israel can just go right into "nook" countries and blow every foreign politician to smithereens with 100% accuracy, why the fuck haven't they blown up putin and his kadyrovites yet? Holy fuck they could have saved hundreds of thousands of lives if they didn't just target some literally-who jihadists who will just be replaced every five seconds

>>63828250
>Persian chicks are hotter
This man has good taste and/or a giant ass fetish. Shame about the body hair, but hey they can't be perfect

>>63829102
kek saved

>>63828496
Faggots will seethe at this but this is the objective truth

>>63828719
Man.
I could really go for some cheerios and banana right now.

>>63828586
Russians will see this and say "See? Hangers are useless!"

>>63827796
>"Tastelet"

Fuck you. The best curry I've ever had was one I bought from a random afghani in the helmand province.

>>63828841
It'd be funnier if they left it alone.

>>63829461
Afghanis aren't Arabs, retard.

>>63828675
What is the smug loli vtuber girl doing here

>>63827709
They are brown, militarily incompetent, sponsor or partake in terrorism either directly or indirectly, suck at maintenance, have no personal initiative, worship a pedophile, are inbreed and wear towels on their heads. They are the same for all intents and purposes.

>>63827662
Persian maintenance, but factoring in embargos it comes out the same
>>63827664
I thought they mostly expended their f14 fleet in the Iraq-Iran war. Was I mistaken?

>>63829613
Wait but doesn't that mean Israelis are arabs?

>>63829620
They are both semitic to an extent but Israel is mostly composed of disparate elements of the Jewish diaspora. They are an eclectic mix of literally everything and the kitchen sink, from all over the globe.

>>63829205
>This man has good taste and/or a giant ass fetish.
First one, not that I mind a large arse.
>Shame about the body hair, but hey they can't be perfect
As a brown woman appreciator you learn to live with it

>>63828496
Based winner nation.
I Hate them but be objective here. If the US dejewed, we could be based too.

>>63828567
vatniks do that all the time and browns think they are based
curious

>>63828737
i'm sitting here laughing like a fucking spastic retard from this 2 second ms paint job

You're a dancer but you're dancing on air
Just a matter of time till you fall
You're a dreamer, one night at the fair
But still you want it all
You're in danger, the last of a line
But the vision lasts forever

>>63827633 (OP)

F-35 turned into junk

>>63828496
Jews are theologically lower than Christians (in Europe not the ones in muttistan) and Muslims.
Only the amerigolem is kind enough to do their bidding.

>>63830487
>random wreckage
>RT
yeah

>>63830487
>F-35
may we see it?

>>63830535
>>63830552
Im sure that jet the Iranians shot down was….what is your propaganda avenue? Kikes are using only F-35s against Iran and this is clearly some kind of jet.

>>63830487
>reverse image search
>2 hits
>reddit & twitter
>reddit says f16
>twitter says heron drone
yeah

>>63830535
>>63830552
Gee whiz, those are clearly Iranians…what kind of jets are the Israelis using guy?

>>63830561
Nope. Thats new video. Too big to be a heron. Doesn’t look anything like a heron.

They also arent using f-16. But even an f-16 is a big propaganda loss for the empire.

>>63830569
except its not a different clip
https://x.com/AryJeay/status/1933773164162539790/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1933773164162539790&currentTweetUser=AryJeay
https://www.reddit.com/r/NihilistNewsNetwork/s/mTisB7oW6B

>>63830584
I ain’t clicking that shit nigga.

>>63830565
how do you know its a plane and not just another booster that squashed another ACK-hmed?

>>63830596
What a day to be alive to see the evil US empire humiliated.

>>63830599
Bot

>>63830565
>A jet
It's the size of a fucking refrigerator

>>63830604
>Jets don’t break apart if they’re hit by a missile.

>>63830599
Damn. Thirdies really are delusional.
>Israel kills multiple high ranking officials
>Destroy a ton of AA
>Perform strikes on weapon stores and nuclear sites
>Operate with impunity using drones over Tehran for multiple hours
>Reduced to using fucking flak guns
>But we humiliated the US because we might have killed two Israeli jets and captured a pilot

>>63830487
I don’t know what that is but that doesn’t look like an F-35

>>63830610
Destroying to F-35s is a humongous deal. You’re too low IQ to understand why.

>>63830487
>can't see shit really
>I'll just wait for better daytime video
>RT
>never mind, into the garbage it goes

>>63830617
>>63830614
>>63830610
>>63830604
Im bet they will be releasing more videos and then you can cope and seethe some more.

>>63830615
Right, I forgot thirdies don't care how many of them die or how far back into the stone age they get sent into. They only care about getting a single lucky hit on the great satan.

>>63830487
Far too small to be an F-35 or F-16, or any fighter jet really.

>>63830623
Why didn't they release a video that wasn't a 280p minecraft machinima in the first place? Are they just retarded?

>>63830639
>>63830630
>>63830624
>>63830623
>>63830617
Why are the mods deleting the video if it isnt real?

>>63830623
Let’s assume for a moment that you are correct

>Israel trades (2) F-35
>Iran loses it’s nuclear program, top scientists, and military leaders, and air defenses

That’s STILL Iran getting its shit pushed in. And by the way, they didn’t lose any F-35s yet

>>63830646
Probably because it's being spammed everywhere.

>>63830646
>Posting thirdie propaganda
>Why are mods deleting it

Look guys - it's totally an F-35!

Israeli may have deleted our entire nuclear program and Russians are resorting to using donkeys, but it was all worth it because we can show the world this undeniable proof of our cultural and technological superiority and also how not retarded we are!

>>63830646
Do you think 4chan mods are bought and paid for by Israel or something? They do it for free you know.

>>63830661
>>63830658
Oh i guess this is Reddit now. You delete things you dont like? Obviously the video is real if the mods are deleting it. They dont delete the AI slop image.

>>63828874
I'm pretty sure BF4 ended with you choosing which of your friends you wanted to kamikaze the Chinese aircraft carrier to assassinate the Chinese general who was the lynchpin of the entire Chinese invasion of America.

Not as crazy as BF:BC2 were the Russians made an energy bomb reversed engineered from a design produced by Imperial Japan and ended with you fist-fighting the BBEG in the back of a cargo plane which was carrying the energy bomb over a golf-course in America.

>>63829544
This is how you keep the kids invested.

>>63828250
>>63829205
I went to Uni with a Iraqi chick. She was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. If it wasn't for the fact I shot at her country men in my 20's, and yhe age gap, I would have gone for it.

>>63829205
God, you just made me remember—back in 2010 when I was in college, this Iranian couple moved into the apartment next to mine.
Wife was an absolute smoke show, husband was a total cuck.
They had one kid already.
She’d always flirt with me when the husband was at work or out with the kid.
Eventually, we started fucking.
She had a massive bush, so I told her to shave it into a cross once. Fucked her raw right after.
Shit was hot.
She got pregnant later and I’m like 90% sure the kid was mine.
Too bad I had to move out not long after

>>63830716
Do you think the guy knew?

>>63830731
>Did he know?
Nope. She shaved the cross off completely after we fucked. Said, "If my husband sees it, he’ll kill me."
Still let me fuck her raw and do every degenerate thing I wanted.
I still have the husband on Facebook, and honestly... the little girl looks a lot like me.

>>63830693
>age gap
Lame cope.

>>63829614
>Was I mistaken?
Yes. Most F-14s survived the Iran-Iraq War and remained Iran's most advanced aircraft until today. They were supposed to get some modern Sukhois from Russia in return for shaheds but Putin managed to stall until early 2025 when they finally signed a deal for 24 Su-35s. None have been delivered yet.

>>63829645
>we could be based too.
that's not being based that being a psychopathic sadist. being based would be wars of conquest and taking new territory, new resources, and rebuilding our manufacturing sector and making usury illegal.

>>63828496
>assassinate as many leaders as possible, preferably with huge collateral damage
Why wouldn't you, if you have the ability?
Should the Americans have respected Osama Bin Laden's sovereignty and only targeted his underlings?

>>63830610
kek why are thirdies like this? What is their logic?
Do they still think they won in Syria because Assad's not dead?

>>63830765
Hot

>>63828907
Yeah, but in like the 3rd last mission 1 Marine rifle team tears through like an entire battalion of VDV.. hard to believe that was considered "unrealistic"

>>63830510
russians need to be banned from the internet.
They're only good for spreading mental issues

>>63827696
Source?

>>63830765
>>63830716
God, fetish LARPposting is so fucking gay

>>63831298
oh, a fresh recruit from the JIDF, lurk more before posting schlomo

>>63831333
Is there space enough in lahta for all of the Iranian refugees you'll be getting in a few months time?
>Captcha: DYPPP

>>63830510
>Indians will say this with a straight

>>63827633 (OP)
Will they buy Gripen E to replace them?

>>63831453
>iran
>having money
They literally couldn't even afford chinkshit.

>>63828862
completely gutted and will never fly

>>63828626
>>63827696
This humanizing fighter jets as cute widdle babies is really gay

>>63831453
They'll try to make more F-5s. Maybe they'll swallow their pride and buy JF-17s

>>63828519
>Iran was too valuable as a boogeyman to the Neocon/Liberal warhawks
Iran has been a threat to oil passing through the
Strait of Hormuz since the islamic revolution.The mullahs in Iran subscibe to an apocalyptic cult land were a threat to civilisation and backers of millitant terrorists ong before the phrase 'neo con' ever existed. They are also putins allies and supply arms to kill european civilians in ukraine. Death to the mullahs is fine with me.

>>63831939
>I am terrified of people suspecting that I'm a homosexual to the point of psychosis

The Comment

>>63830716
Back to /b/ please

>>63828496
The US actively avoided Israel in the 60s and 70s though

>>63830789
I would have been labeled a groomer if I did.

>>63828862
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/shredding-f-14s-to-keep-parts-from-iran/

>>63830569
>They also arent using f-16.
lol
lmao

>>63831301
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8281754
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8281736
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8290527

>>63829804
I'm glad you enjoyed it bro. As I was writing the post, I thought of this and just thought it was a stroke of genius. A real light bulb moment.

>>63833092
Thank you

>>63832548
I just graduated college at the age of 28 and when I was there, I fucked a few chicks who were under 21

>>63828626
>>Between the time when the great empires tore across Europe, and the rise of the drone wars. There was an age undreamed of... and born of this age were two brothers... F4 and SR-71... burdened with the perilous duty of collecting ELINT and IMINT... under fire, far behind enemy lines... Let me tell you little ones... of the days of sky-high adventure!
Thank you, dear humble servant

>>63828496
you forgot the false flag loadin the building with demo charges before lechlaiming another shoah

>>63837748
How did they know which building the Iranians were going to hit?

>>63829102
This meme will keep getting used so much in the future.

>>63827633 (OP)
According to wikipedia reconnaissance F-4s are still operational in Greece and Turkey. Likely taking lewd snapshots of each other.

>>63838016
how do you know the missile was iranian

>>63838310
If it's their own missile and they can precisely hit a rooftop, why do they need to plant demo charges in the building?

>>63838435
so the building can collapse since the missiles not powerful enough and the collapse of the building would be monumentally impactful on the citizens who would panic and rally to the govt for more security granting the govt more powers and giving up any rights still previously held by the people. didnt you watch 9/11 on tv?

>>63838496
>so the building can collapse since the missiles not powerful enough
Why wouldn't they just use a sufficiently powerful missile?
It's only an apartment high-rise, not a fortified flak tower?

In the arms of the angels...

>>63827633 (OP)
How the fuck has war not been declared.

>>63840307
War changed, war rarely gets declared these days.

See ukraine/russia.

>>63840307
Iran has declared war on Israel somewhere around half a dozen times, most recently about a year ago.

tfw all the cool old military equipment and historic buildings have been getting wrecked

>>63840307
the gloves are still on

>>63837748
We need to start culling schizos. I'm so fucking sick of your magical thinking bullshit.

>>63832483
>The US actively avoided Israel in the 60s and 70s though
My brother in Christ you just uttered the probably the one fact that every single rabid joo-obsessed schizo would run a fucking marathon the hide away from.
It's even funnier when they pretend they only hate Israel, but they'll tell you they're opposed to regime change in Iran.

It's not like no Islamic regime means less reason for close American partnership with Israel, or anything...

>>63828842
I wish we nuked Iran over this.

>>63828842
No that was bullshit, what it was really about was certain DOD people were afraid that Congress might unretire the F-14s when they realized how inferior the F-18s were so they scrapped them so they were stuck with F-18s

>>63827633 (OP)
THEY BELONGED IN A MUSEUM!!

>yet another JewCrime

>>63828496
You say this as if it's a bad thing

>>63827664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0

> The AIM-54 has been used in 62 air-to-air strikes, all by Iran during the eight-year Iran–Iraq War.

It's like your best friend banging the girl you couldn't get.