parade in 15 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnTszz_O7u0
>>63832943 (OP)nvm am retarded it's in 2 hours
>โWeโre preparing for an enormous turnout,โ said Matt McCool of the Secret Serviceโs Washington Field office, who said more than 18 miles of โanti-scale fencingโ would be erected and โmultiple dronesโ would be in the air.
>Matt McCool
>Secret Service
If I wrote a movie and had a Secret Service guy called fucking Matt McCool I'd be called a hack
>>63832943 (OP)I'll be there at the No Kings protest.
I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.
Eat shit.
>>63832943 (OP)>generations of brave women and menlol
>>63832943 (OP)>parade will literally damage the roads >they know this>will still have the paradebecause traffic isn't bad enough already, now i need to worry about axel breaking potholes because some retard wants to drive a tank a fucking armored column by my office
From what I saw of rehearsals, it's going to be embarrassing. The foot drill is sloppy at best.
>>63832943 (OP)>parade in 15 mins90 minutes bud
Looks like the weather cleared up a bit, though still will end up soaking anyone who wants to attend.
>>63832944King Trump will order the ICE to force you to eat soap and then deport you to a foreign supermax prison. How's THAT for "gay pride"?
>no responseThought so.
>>63833010>NooOoOoo not the heckin roadarinos
>>63833010Literally shaking rn, look at how bad this is ripping the road apart, just like a ar15s 233mm bullet through a child
>>63832943 (OP)I bet all the troops are real happy they are doing this and not drunk in barracks
>>63833071>damage to structural integrity doesn't exist if I can't see itWe really need to allow only people in STEM to vote
Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?
>>63833170Its only fitting
>>63833133>guys the road is damaged>no you can't see the damage just believe me>literally no one thought of this issue or made any sort of action to alleviate it only I did
>>63832943 (OP)>Weapons topic on weapons board>It's a bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"This board has gone to shit
I fully expect the parade to be boring. The U.S. military hates doing parades and will probably do just the bare minimum. Donโt expected a polished production.
>>63833270nobody gives a fuck as long as we get to see abrams and bradleys
>>63833229>bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"we don't care about your roads
we just want to see neat hardware and laugh at the US infantry "marching"
t-eurofag
>>63833203Hurrah, I suppose.
why is the music so fucking gay
>>63833308what are you fucking 5 years old?
>>63833308Abrams and Bradleys are boring
>>63833229>faggot spends 185 million dollars to drive our toys around for his birthday>ITS ALL SOYS AND EUROSfucking off nigger traitor faggot cocksucker, I hope a bradley drives over trump and his whole cabinet of spineless losers
>>63832984Be safe out there, glowie.
>>63833361Because the US lacks good marching music outside of the individual branch anthems. And you cannot do an entire parade with that.
>>63832943 (OP)Only weak leaders have these retarded parades like this.
>>63833436>US lacks good marching musicjust play everything that John Philip Sousa wrote on loop
>>63833444Pretty sure Kennedy had a parade with nukes
>>63833133are you talking about the COVID-19 vaccine VAERS data or the Obama administration NIH funding going to the EcoHealth Alliance going to the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) creating COVID-19 idea? Just for clarity.
>>63833452Sousa marches are boring as fuck
>>63833455Cuz he was afraid of Russia
Are we afraid of China?
>>63833457Yeah, retards and schizos like you are exactly why people in stem should be the only ones to vote
>>63833470I think it's supposed to start at 6:30 EST time
>>63833471sorry, I just saw you call me a schizo but did not read a single counter argument or receive any further clarify on my question.
>>63833482You didnt ask a question, just sperged abouy covid
>>63833170I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>63832961Real life doesn't have to obey verisimilitude. IT defines it. Certain last names also just preordain you to a certain career.
>t. got driven home from hospital after alcohol poisoning by Sergeant slaughter the policewoman. As in literally her last name was slaughter.Very nice lady from what I remember, was years ago, but I am pretty sure she wasn't going to become "accountant slaughter" or "nurse slaughter".
>>63833458well it's the best they have so they will just have to make do
if trumps ego had allowed it he would have invited a couple of foreign allied contingents so they could mooch of their much better music
but no we are getting shitty poprock
>>63833491I thought you were saying you were extremely knowledgeable about science. Do you not believe in science?
>>63832943 (OP)We have them every year in Europe. What's the big deal?
>>63833170That 250 in the us colors ribbon is pretty weird desu.
>>63833496>Sgt Slaughter>herSgt Slaughter is trans now? The west has fallen.
Damn, didn't realize the US army is so booooring. Where are the terminators? where are their T14? Where are their TOS1? Only Bradleys and Abram lmao.
>>63833534>AbramThey're called Abrahams.
>>63833535HAHAHAHAHAHA those poor bastards.
>ooknookistan invented ribbons
>>63833535God hates fags (who use spraytan)
So is this the board that will get the sticky?
>>63833549Kek they copied their master's design, you're our dogs amerikkkans))))
Why did Vance bring his cleaning lady with him?
>>63833577To look like he cares about the help
Where is the official mascot of the US army????
>>63832984you wont do anything
I was going to ask if Hegseth was already drunk but you already knew the answer.
>>63833535Looking at the radar it looks like the rain might stay to the north until ~7pm.
>>63833586I'd sham her shield if you know what I mean.
>>63833586>literally who woman who shows her ass for money is now a mascot or a CIA psyops agent depending on the thread
>>63833598go back to your containment board you tranny shitskin
>Murricans talking about freedoms and liberty in 2025
Lmao, cute.
the soviets had the best marches. at least the idf march is soviet inspired ill just identify with israel. we should really get some new ones, we won the cold war we can take their aesthetic
low energy, 1991 will never surpassed
Told โya itโd be low-effort.
Holy shit this is a laughable march
>Cheer tracks
Cringe
Have militaries just forgotten how to march nowadays?
haters gonna hate
>parade is small
HAHA PATHETIC
>parade is big
TRUMP WASTED MONEY
Where are the soldiers on motorcycles? Where are the lubed up men doing push-ups on flatbed trucks?
>every stream dropping out
bros?
>>63832984Thank you for your service. A worm bows to a king, a man stands up to him
I bet Trump wonโt be happy with this performance. He wanted a worldโs best pageant not this lol. I wonder if people are going to use this against Hegseth with Trump lol.
>>63833649being sloppy as shit became the western aesthetic since the soviets were doing the traditional prussian thing. i really wish we would cut it out
THE US MILITARY HAVE A GUARD, I REPEAT THEY HAVE A GUARD!!!
IT'S JUST LIKE RUSSIA!!!!
>>63833643>>63833649Sucking at marching is a point of pride. It means you don't waste time on bullshit
I've seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.
>>63833672Nobody wants to be there so I can't blame them.
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whats up with the europeans being ignorant of American marches? I thought spouting stupidity on the internet without knowing the context was an American pastime?
>>63833678They even parked abrams just in case lmao
>those Union soldiers
Ouch they really don't look like they want to be there.
>>63833678Wait, is he more of a scared cuck than Putin?
>>63833672It's hot and they're getting paid nothing
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>>63833670>This level of copeLearning to march takes like a couple of weeks MAX and helps build coordination and unit cohesion while also boosting morale. Anyone who has done a proper march knows the feeling.
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>>63833672>Ive seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.No shit Sherlock. Because marching bands actually fucking march. Most soldiers only march regularly at basic training and AIT. After that you'll do it like once a year.
>>63833696Who's the cowboy?
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>>63833698they can't even march in time ffs
>>63833313It's kind of sad to see that the more America falls behind China, the more they resort to these turd world copes such as military parades.
>>63833692This.
I traveled to the US in June last year and just walking inbetween the various museums in DC made my Scandinavian ass fucking MELT with the heat and humidity.
>>63833698That doesn't really change the issue they look like losers out there.
What the fuck is this camera work?
>>63833694I did plenty of marching at BCT and OCS. Nobody does that shit after IET except for like once a year.
Im
>special thanks to our sponsor LOCKHEED MARTIN
kek, this is a parody
>>63833698Then it's pretty fucking sad that high schoolers can display better professionalism than the goddamn Army. How embarrassing.
the US needs a sponsorship for their parade
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
MOCKHEED LARTIN
>cheesy fairground announcer voice
>thanks to our sponsor
>>63833701that's one of our terminator bots. it isn't that great yet because the battery needs to be recharched so often
>sponsored by LockMart
Couldn't have written this as a shitpost.
>>63833706That's what you get when you put a senile conman and his incompetent cronies in charge.
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>>63833678Real leaders don't hide. Only pussies do.
these camera shots are awful, what the fuck is this?
also why is there no marching music playing? it looks really weird with troops just passing by in silence
>>63833727For a moment I thought the announcer was just joking.
>>63833706Military parades are nice if there is a precedent set for them such as on Bastille day or Victory day. Here in Norway we did a reverse uno and do a huge ass childrens and a citizens parade instead of a military one kinda to symbolize that we do not glorify war or something.
Why can't they at least get the bands some dress uniforms?
>>63833503science isn't something to "believe" in you insufferable unironic dimwit
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If someone got struck by lightning it would at least spice things up
>>63833010What's even funnier is because it's DC, the funds for repairs aren't officially allocated. If you do the numbers, it would cost each resident about $20 just to pay that $16 million.
>the Army said it expects its tanks to cause "minimal damage" to the streets of D.C., but it also already budgeted $16 million for repairs once the parade is over. Washington, D.C. officials also told NBC the federal government has yet to sign a formal agreement to pay the city back for necessary repairs, so it's entirely possible the city and its residents could end up footing the bill for Trump's big birthday parade.
>>63832961I know an anesthesiologist named Dr. Sleeper
>>63833747It looks patheticly small lmao, like a South American parade or something.
they even have a horse janny
Burgerbros, you need more practice with parades, this is underwhelming...
Bring out the big guns, fly in the B2, tanks etc.
Also special thanks to our sponsor, NordVPN.
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR PHORM ENERGY
>>63833749glad to hear it. any new facts to share?
oh I didn't think so.
what the fuck are these sponsors, are you kidding me
>>63832984>I'll be there at the No Kings protest.>I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.>Eat shit.based
i wonder how they choose who gets to be the designated horse shit janny
>>63832943 (OP)Least disciplined horses I've ever seen lmao
the sponsors had to be trumps idea, right? this is some kind of pro capitalism propaganda?
>wow this parade is actually pretty small and low key
>HEH KING DRUMPF COULDN'T GET HIS BIGLY PARADE
how do people like this actually exist
>>63833757All the tracked vehicles will have rubber treads the streets will be fine ffs.
I wonder how long they were given to prepare for this.
>>63833763look theres a couple p-51s and a b-25
>>63832943 (OP)Trump looks like he's dozing off
>>63833170>Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?/thread
If there isnt an M4 Sherman for Ww2 then Russia has beaten the US
>>63833760I do agree with the other poster that if it was too large it would appear scary and get criticized for that too. Also there's a cost concern the larger it becomes.
At the same time, this actually feels like a smaller parade I might have seen in rural areas in America, just with US army stuff instead of tractors, trucks, and floats.
>Literally dressed up to shovel horse shit
>Band of Brothers theme
B R U H
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embarrassing spectacle
>>63833783would/10 Melania tho
>>63833402That's pocket change to the military.
>>63833778Virgin Janny vs Chad Horse
>>63833780Yeah ok, that's cute.
I like the old uniforms idea, though. One rarely gets to see the oldies outside of movie replicas.
Not a single fucking soldier wants to be in this parade.
Now it's the chance, fly an fpv drone into trump!
>>63833798>82nd airborne playing band of brothers theme
>>63833706>fall behind ChinaThe bulk of their equipment outside of the small portion of cutting edge stuff consists of Soviet knockoffs. And their cutting edge equipment consists of American knockoffs. There's not a single original thought there. I think anyone with half a brain realizes what will happen when they sperg out and try for Taiwan.
The USA has the only first world military on Earth, and everyone else will be seething about it for decades to come. Even moreso because it'll continue to dominate despite consisting of disinterested zoomers.
>>63833783He's literally an old doddering man at this point.
Why aren't they marching?
Where are the push-up trucks??
Where are the spinning pajeets??
>101st wearing their leg berets the airborne way
Just let it go, guys.
>woman in the panzer
C-cute
Jesus Poland had better parade. You forgot about Poland already.
>>638338122 shermans
half track
USKKKA is out of abrams needs to roll out the Sherman-34
>>63833812There they are.
when the fuck do the military vehicles show up?
I dont care about watching a bunch of retarded zoomers in uniform. I want to see tanks, missile systems, better aircraft
>>63833804That is a worlwide thing. parading sucks balls
>>63832984Donโt forget to dilate!
>>63833826Oh my live stream is behind
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SHERMAN QT
>>63833831They're showing WWII vics right now.
>>63833837FIND HER SOCIALS NOW
which US allies are still using the M16 today
>>63833832The real parades are the ones in the Middle East and other dictatorial shitholes.
Will they do Korea though?
>>63833786Okay they had TWO Shermans even, so twice as strong as Russia.
>>63833071>>63833225Heavy vehicles do significantly damage roads. Given they are likely using rubber treads, the damage would be mitigated. Still you are likely looking at 60-70 tons for an M1 abrams. Max legal weight is 40 tons. It's probably fine if you're carful and aren't doing it a bunch. If the road already sucks though, then you're in trouble.
No skin off my back either way.
>t. work in the paving industry
>>63833845they're doing it right now nigga get on the pbs livestream
did this retard salute a truck
he's the only one standing why is he doing this
>>63833845They're doing it now!
>>63833845Just as you said it...
>>63833845The moment you said that they started with the Korean era lmao.
>>63833847The Americans made like 1 gazillion of them, you telling me they couldn't saved 50-100 of them for parades!?
>>63833758>>63832961My hometown had a doctor named Richard Snipp who did vasectomies.
are there any good looking women in this parade?
I like cute girls riding on tanks
>>63833810Thanks, i hope you're right. Pax Americana was great up until 10 years ago.
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
>COINBASE
these fuckin ads have made me laugh every time
>special thanks to our sponsor: coinbase
What the fuck is with you Americans and sponsorships?
>>63833225>why yes, I got hypoxia during birth>no, you can't see it, and therefore I am normally intelligent>btw, hurr durr, durr hurr
oh boy here come the mutt jokes from ignorant euros
>coinbase
what a nation of cucks and merchants
>>63833862God I love ebony women.
>>63833868It's like the sponsors on race car.
>>63833862>are there any good looking women in this parade?bold of you to assume their gender
>>63833874too easy
driver looks bored as fuck though
replace that announcer with AI
coinbase sponsor? what's next, Mcdonald?
this is some thirdie shit
>>63833229I bet you seethe and dilate in the ukrowar threads
>>63833868there is literally nothing wrong with marketing
>>63833863Oh boy do I have an anime/manga for you anon
>>63833808>band of brothersI didn't watch that show because Tom Hanks was a producer and he went around talking about how the Japanese were unfairly villainized. My grandfather fought in the Marines at Iwo Jima. Japs found out.
>>63833849I did
Now will they do Panam and Grenada?
>>63833868Announcer is channeling US sports announcer vibes. They're treating it like a sports event I guess
>coinbase
they know their target market
Man, it looks like the eat very well at the mess
HERE IT COMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
man it's gotta suck flying a huey in this fucking weather
>AH-1
based
>>63833888Thirdie parades at least have cringekino shit like
>>63833845
Aww cute classic helis, look at them buzz about.
>>63833892Band of Brother takes place in Europe though.
>>63833895It feels more like a 4th of July parade or something like that. I've been to plenty with announcers like this.
why is that dude swinging a stick
>>63833503See, nobody in STEM would talk like that, and in case you're not just trolling, but a regular retard:
There is no singular "science" you can "trust", and the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE tards are the same as you tards and both just take the "science" they agree with and disregard everything else. Both should be killed.
>>63833891I've been wanting to watch girls und panzer for awhile, think I might watch it now
>>63833916Why aren't you?
>>63833810um, ackshually, we kick our legs up really high when we march so you've already lost
>>63833908like I said, I didn't watch the show. do you know who Tom Hanks is?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-hanks-wwii-comments-spark-controversy/
Now gotta ask, do you guys think they'll show Serbia? F-117 yay or nay?
Huh, does the army maintain a stock of M16A1s? I figured they got rid of em all, since they don't use it as an honorguard rifle like the Garand or Springfield.
>>63833921It's peak. Also if you want something from the German side I'd reccomend Schรคferhund.
This is some shitty parade. Even the day is overcast, god hates america
>chocolate chip
Hello kino
Boys, you know that I love you, but you absolutely do not know how to conduct military parades.
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>>63832943 (OP)I just hope they show the mobile burger king.
The way the announcer pronounced Kiowa is irritating me, still the Helo formation was pretty cool
>>63833929Why wouldn't they keep a handful around for ceremonial purposes?
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>The announcer mispronounced Garand
who the fuck is still operating the m16 mgmc or m3 or anything based on m3
announcer said still in service with us allies
but WHOMST????
>>63833917>Both should be killed.I don't think anybody needs to be killed yet.
>>63833926He's not even in that show
>>63833678>bunch of abrams tanks>bunch of bradleysyawn
why can't we do this with the navy that would be way cooler.
>>63833895Just like politics
Doubt the army owns any of the vintage stuff, itโs probably all on loan from private collectors
>>63833949He was a producer of that show. Maybe check your facts before you act like a know it all
Green Bradleys are so beautiful.
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How pathetic! These worthless bastards will never fight for their homeland. SLAVA RUSSIA!!!
You see this is why you don't do parades unless you already have a tradition of big parades, this just looks sparse and limp
When is America's Finest Airborne Division going to make an appearance?
The spacing and width of the troops is just off, seems so weird and low energy. US seems to lack a proper parade ground where everyone would gather up after marching by.
Woah they named a whole division after a call of duty DLC?
jesus christ so many people off step, did they even practice?
>that wobbly as fuck barrel on the lead Abrams
oof
>>63833971The marching is AWFUL
>>63833890>there is literally nothing wrong with marketingIf this was supposed to be a joke, it was not funny.
If you were being serious, please give me your address so I can come and beat you to death.
>>63833983stabilizer's off
>>63833984American marching has, historically, been awful.
>>63833987all the other tanks have it on, I wonder why.
>>63833984Its not a march, its a waddle.
Ducks march better than this.
>>63833975you don't need a parade ground to learn to march
just a more or less level open space and half a day of dicking around
this is embarrassing
did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced? they should have borrowed some Marines and put them in army uniforms to get some proper marshaling out there. looks like theyre casually walking to the fucking PX or something
I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldiers
Theyโre clearly marching in route step, army doesnโt do much drill and ceremony anymore, leave the high step bullshit to China and Nork parades
>>63833999That's the historical American march. It's more of a stroll with a slight arm swing. It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.
>>63833926Nobody cares you fucking sperg, what is it with rightoid retards not being able to separate the art and the artist? You're exactly the same as leftoid retard with MUH PROBLEMATIC and MUH METOO bullshit, just kill yourself you waste of life, and I hope your faggot gramps rots in hell.
Dana White... are you fucking kidding me?
>commanders cant decide whether to wave or salute
this is dreadful wtf
and where the fuck is gavin??
>humvee with bench seats
haven't seen one of those in a long ass time
>>63834000Not in that sense but a parade guard where everyone can stand at attention either before or after marching by like pic rel
>>63833972
Why is the turret shaking like that?
>>63834005>I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldierswrong.
the announcer even said as much.
The guys in Civil War and WWI gear were all currently soldiers.
The announcer even mentioned which section of the military were from but I cant recall.
>marco rubio stifling a yawn
lmao
>>63833986>how DARE you promote your products and/or services to educate consumers on their benefits fuck off
>>63834020its plastic
we sent all our real gaybrams to ukraine to get droned
>>63834020The stabilizer is locked.
>>63834020Maybe shit is broken and they just figured "fuck it, stupid civvies won't care. we can fix it later"
>>63834019>where everyone can stand at attentionthat would imply that they can wheel and turn in formation
>cameraman trying to hide that there's like nobody in the stands
>Guys in fatigues wallking lackadaisically
>green abrams green bradely green abrams green bradly
>rubio yawning
this is so grim
>>63834020Stabilizer is off. Driving it around with it on all the time leads to maintenance hours.
>>63834005>did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced?back to foxnews gramps
The best part about this parade is how much fucking shit people have talked about Russia's parades when compared to this fucking pathetic one, Russia's are 10/10 haha
>>63834005I really don't mind that the US isn't all that good at marching. Means they're spending that time doing literally anything more productive, including beating off.
>>63834041actually, the crash dislodged the food he was choking on saving his life
why were they talking about Old Ironsides?
I thought Old Ironsides was a boat
Man it feels weird seeing all these bare right sleeves
love the silence and mild cheers
>no music again
if they played some marches it would help with their actual marching
>>63834008>It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.embarrasing cope
>>63834042But wouldn't the barrel flopping around also be bad? Tanks used to have those braces so the barrel would not have to constantly float when it wasn't in action, and I was under the impression that stabilizers helped with exactly that issue.
So whats the next sponsor to be announced? Burger King?
>>63834060To be fair, it's a long narrow stand, not a concentrated crowd.
>>63834060And the crowd goes miiild
>>63834065Believe it or not, its OnlyFans.
>>63834064seethe about what?
This parade is horrendous in comparison. I'm laughing.
>>63834062It's been this way since at least the 1940s. The robo-soldier march is quintessentially un-American. Cope however you must.
>your face when instead of a day off at a bar you have to walk in front of Trump
very odd vibes, I don't know what to make of it
>>63834050The amount of cope and seethe US parade is generating is extremely amusing, maybe Russia's parade skills may help them take Kyiv this year?
>>63834065BUY OUR BURGERS
>>63834054checkmate atheists
This is so fucking weird.
>>63834065>Shit cinematographyLike why are they zooming in so close to the tanks and the drivers and why are they changing shots/angle every single time? WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?
we do see a lot more tracked stuff than the french usually show, but with how awful they are at marching, they should have really cut down on the infantry formations
>>63834088Fucking dirty burger goblin
>no goose-stepping
lack soul of 3rd world countries
>>63834095you know you're watching a news stream, right?
>>63834080They also need to spend tomorrow packing up, the green weenie strikes again!
Feels like he's reading a simplified english wikipedia page
why tf is kristi noem wearing a top gun cosplay lmfao
>special thanks to our sponsor UFC
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oh my god this is parody
>>63834087I dont care about the war.
I'm just laughing at all the shit I've seen talked about Russia's parades on this board since 2008ish, and the first time the US does a military parade in our lifetime (that I can even remember, at least) it's shit.
It's just funny.
It's also funny how all you faggots immediately pop out of the woodwork to cry vatnik.
>>63834094The whole thing feels so phoned in. How do you manage to make a parade boring. Not even a marching band. Does nobody give a shit at the pentagon anymore??
>>63834111honestly, I vibe with Barracuda for marches.
the fucking sponsors lmao
>>63834118>Not even a marching band.There has been about a dozen bands. What the fuck are you watching?
>>63834097The goal is to show infantry throughout the US history.
>>63834088People Order Our Patties
>>63834102They get their stream from whoever is organizing this, it's the same when RT or whatever is showing the Victory day parade, they just stream the offical one and add some shit graphic.
>that shot of the administration stand
>every single one of them looked miserable
KWAB
>>63834118The serious people have been purged already.
>>63834115Trump wishes he was Putin
>>63834118what would they do instead? a try-hard parade so they could be accused of being nazis?
>>63834095The fact they put the sound mic over the treads so we get nothing but squeaks
damn wtf half the crowd are gooks
>>63834115I wasnt surprised at all, russia and other shitholes are good at parades and russia even has dedicated parade units. This is still a terrible parade tho and it looks like they didnt practice nor do they have a clue whats going on lol
>>63834126Stream in the OP link.
>>63834140pretty much all gooks except chinese are proud as fuck to be american.
>that fucking chink in an American flag ten gallon hatโฆ
>>63834134First try, I suppose next year will get more refined, hopefully.
>>63834134They are already accused of being so, might as well go all the way.
>>63834148Gone, reduced to ashes.
>>63834126All I hear is shitty guitar music from the official whitehouse youtube stream.
What the fuck is going on? 2 minutes of random ass crowd shots with shitty music? Why isn't the announcer talking about the equipment? Jesus fucking christ this is pathetic.
>the fucking forced smile
>>63834144hmm. maybe next year.
The classic American band: Led Zeppelin.
>>63834155Many bands have come and gone.
>>63834114Idiocracy was meant to be a parody, not a roadmap.
>>63834156he lost his notes, please understand
>>63834149can't blame them desu
>>63834095>WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?A complete fucking retard. Never seen so many shitty camera changes before. Out of focus, out of frame, shaking. Amateur hour.
>>63834156kek, was about to ask the same, or if there's some alternative audio track and I caught the wrong one.
>>63834157WHY ARE YOU WAVING?
YOU AIN'T THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
>>63834144Now THAT'S a parade!
>>63834157You could even see him sigh in discomfort.
damn this edition of coachella sucks
>>63834155It's not exactly March of the Grenadiers is it, the whole show feels like something you'd see at a monster truck rally in Tenessee.
>>63834156they arrived late
>>63834118An event like this wasn't on anyone's docket until a couple months ago, prepping for something like this takes time. If they had a year+ to move everything into place it would've looked better, but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.
why are they only playing instrumentals, sounds so weird
Holy shit they are WADDLING why are they WADDLING they aren't even that fat holy shit
bro they are just walking lmao
>>63834157dude is dropping spaghettis harder than a fat weeb talking to a girl
>Rangers cant even march
LMAOOOO
>>63834134>Its shit on purposeThis is some extremely desperate justification for a bad parade.
bros, this isn't making me more confident in our military.
Bro the fucking shuffle I'm dying.
>>63834190Probably can't endorse any lyrics
the way they walk is so goofy
They need to make a proper parade, bald eagles NEOOOOOW B-2 ABOVE thousand paratroopers with US flags, tight armor formations shooting guns in the air MURICA
>>63834183Whoa! Almost like it's America or something.
Its too easy to make the joke
>>63834204>a good military is when you can marchokay chang/vanya
I'm just now realizing that there's been no one wearing dress uniforms. SAD!
oh shit special forces better blur out their faces
>>63834187>but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.Yeah doing things like losing wars to countries without air forces.
>>63834187Maybe they shouldn't have pushed it last minute just because the President wanted to feel like a big man.
This is a bit of a letdown.
>>63834203The next step is
>We didn't want that parade anyway, hoholiberal
>>63834215>being extremely disorganized in a simple task isn't a bad signok Rajesh
>>63834222These planes predate his presidency but whatever, it's Trump and you're going to see the.
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>>63834157he might be me everyday
>>63834040sorry meant me as in we
>>63834049if only you knew how bad things are
>>63834050I like skinny malnourished gopniks they fly higher when droned
>>63834215A good military is when you unit can act in a coordinated manner
Is that a fucking SFAB with the 75th?
>>63834196its probably hard to keep time when the president is blasting 170bpm boomer rock at you
can't even stand in a straight line lmaoo
Oh now you faggots remembers you have allies, nice of you to notice. Maybe stop trying to backstab them as a next step.
Trump absolutely wanted what he saw in Europe and Russia. I bet Hegseth is shitting bricks over how badly the DoD fucked him on this. But heโs surrounded by enemies in the DoD if he wanted to push this parade over the top heโd have to make it his mission in life and it clearly was not. He thought he could just tell his staff to make it the best ever parade and all his enemies just smiled to his face telling him all was well lol. I bet the media is going to use this a new angle of attack to wedge in between Trump and Hegseth. Media rooms across the country are currently starting work on Mondayโs headlines about how trash the parade was and how humiliating it was to Trump etc.
>>63834233And yet, despite all the parading the Russians do...
>>63834225at least those were cadets
They couldn't spend 1 day on fucking drill?
>>63834228Was your response so kneejerk you couldn't even get the whole post finished properly?
>>63834231I knew something smelled funny about this thread, fucking contrarian niggers
>>63834231Clean those fingernails, Pri
The FF7 parade march was real all along
Jesus, Trump better call in some Kremlin favours to teach the Americans how to march, this is terrible.
The narrator needs to be sent to el salvador
>>63834050Ivan, the majority opinion of this board is that this parade is fucking stupid and just Trump indulging in his retarded narcissism.
No one even looks like they want to be there. Should I just lighten the mood and post some train excursions pics I took today?
Holy fuck, 10th MTN looks jacked up
pretty sure that was a laser stryker (DE-M-SHORAD) that just drove past
>>63834094Not even the fucking air itself wants this. It ain't right
>>63832943 (OP)The peanut gallery looks so bored
>>63834262No bully, he's doing his best
>>63834262Right after the parade.
>>63834272Shit did I miss that while posting? Damn gotta rewind afterwards.
>>63834250Nah, youre not worth the effort of a reread prior to posting.
>>63834243Hegseth was too busy drowning in a bottle of Jack to handle this properly. You know he handed it off, and they handed it off, and so on until they slapped this together.
>>63834247Mobiks don't march in parades. And I would assume that those who march in parades don't fight.
ah, AC/DC, another classic american band
>>63834249Nah, US Army is more focused on doing paper work and political infighting than to train how to fight or march.
>bad posture
>desynced
>walking in a weird way
I don't think it's that hard to stand upright and walk in unison what the fuck?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MARCH MUSIC YOU HACK FRAUDS
Hegseth looks like he's enjoying the music more than the parade
>>63834252I do actual work, sorry
This was so bad lmao.
A Shein bastille day, embarassing.
>>63834267I don't even disagree with you, but the fact our military can't even march in a straight line for half a mile in lock-step is a fucking disgrace.
I don't know why you're so assdamaged about me saying this when the entire consensus of this thread agrees with me yet you're sperging out and calling people ivan lol.
People are allowed to critique something when it looks shitty, if that upsets you, you might be a liberal
>>63834225maybe they were on a bridge or something
>>63834267>he majority opinion of this board get a load of this guy
>>63834281I guess you put as much effort into defending them as they put into this parade.
>>63834243Trump wanted what he saw in Paris, after he went to bastille day parade he started talking about some big military parade
this has to be a massive let down
Where's the Giga Nigga and the pushup platoon?
>Van Halen - Jump
You're right. A song about suicide really fits this parade right about now lol.
Dear god why are they playing fucking boomer rock music
>>63834288to be fair this is better than american marching music, if they managed to have a proper parade with just endless vehicles or something and constant flybys it would be ok
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Burgerbors, my disappointment is immense. See you at Bastille Day, and take some few notes.
I expect WAY better from the masters of entertainment and big shows. If LA 2028 is as disappointing, I'll start questioning a lot of things I held true for all my life.
>>63834301I'm not defending anyone. Im merely tired of your tds shitting up /k/.
Kneecapped by only being an Army event, if they pulled all the branches together with better lead times they could've put on a much better show for the 250th anniversary of the US next year
I'd rather watch college football
>>63834298play along. he needs this.
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jesus christ
>>63834317They will. We haven't had a big parade in a generation.
>Palantir
THIS CAN'T BE REAL WTF
>>63834311And remind me why they didn't do it, it would have been metal as fuck, and would show the world just how fucked they would be against the US, instead we are looking at people who don't salute, march, and boomer tunes instead of patriotic beats.
>>63834302It's first try in a while and they didn't have that much of a time to organize stuff, still funny and I hope they keep going.
>>63834302the french parades look like shit, but at least they can synchronise their step
why'd the army stop acquiring strykers anyways, is it just because we're leaving the chinese front to the marines or what
>>63834317should've done that tbdesu
>>63834316Guess you are gonna be dropping Musk Derangement Syndrome since the two of them aren't best friends anymore, who are you gonna apply it on next as mindless defence whenever someone upsets you.
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>United States Army 250th Anniversary Parade
>Sponsored by COINBASE
>Sponsored by UFC
>Sponsored by PALANTIR
>>63834288This is why the marching is so exceptionally shit lmao, they're trying to match their timing to fucking boomer rock
>>63834330>Nooo they aren't vatniks/chinks and didn't dedicate 3 months of extensive training to the event I'm fine with this.
>>63834288Best we could do was boomer rock of bands that aren't even American.
if its an army event that means no big air force fly pasts pissing on their parade right?
>>63834334strykers aren't amphibs retard
>>63834342Come on, now, I am Bulgarian, even our parades actually make an effort, and don't have sponsorships. This is meant to be broadcasted worldwide.
Can we all just take a minute and give thanks that everything is painted green again instead of the desert colors?
>>63834336I don't give a shit about your parasocial relationships. All I want is you to either keep them to yourself or take that shit to /pol/
>Fortunate Son playing now
They're like 20 minutes late for this.
>>63834324These are the least intimidating fucks I've ever seen, they look timid.
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>>63834339the macparadetm
>>63834339Peak burgerpunk
>>63834340they weren't any better when they had the bands playing marches behind them
Kermlin is taking notes on all of our hardware now lmfao
>Fortunate Son
Holy shit, what's next, Born in the USA?
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lamao
>Yeah we can't march or put on a military spectacle of dignity and honour, but at least the US military wins wars.
Mate you, don't even do that. Vietnam, Iraq, Korea, Afghanistan...
>>63834363what the fuck do you think they're going to learn from a parade you fucking demoralized retard?
When do we get sponsored by the great taste of Charleston Chew?
>>63834317That is actually planned. It's called Project 250 or something like that.
>>63833678They literally always do this, this isn't new. That's been done since well before Clinton man.
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>>63834332Nah, they look fucking kino, especially compared to this embarrassing shit. Look at this motherfucker oozing pure unfiltered SOVL, not to mention the cool motherfucking axes.
>>63834367What country are you from?
What a humiliation ritual.
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w-what
of all branches... the army who never gave a fuck about marching
>>63834364I'm hoping to hear Enter Sandman.
>>63834367>Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...not wars
>Koreatechnically still ongoing
kek at this guy wearing a camo tie
Is there any way they can march next time with guns and body armor? I think this is the real letdown, let me guess, some DC law forbids that.
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wtf?!
>>63834342>We MEANT it to be shitIt would have been better if they hadn't done it at all.
Kek imagine telling CCR in 69 that Fortunate Son will be played on a military parade one day
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K I N O
>future historians looking up the marches of the strongest army in the history of the world
>>63834363When was the last time the Army even got new toys, all this shit is 30+ years old
>>63834385A fucking clown
>>63834380Should go crazy with filters and dynamic camera angles with phonk music
>>63834374One that, wins it's wars
>>63834364Only thing that could top it would be American Idot, but surely they're not that stupid
>>63834389>Noo you have to march up and down the parade ground for three months of people may not take us seriously
>>63834385who is this guy and why does he keep pointing at random people and gesturing
also this is a fucking awful enter sandman cover
>>63834393Booker bros...they already forgot us...
>>63834363they've already towed a few back from ukraine, I dont think 1990's tech is going to give away any top secret info
>>63834397SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LITTLE ONE
>>63834348no, but they're light and air deployable, it's better suited to combat on pacific islands than anything else in the inventory
>>63834387The vietnam boys were marching with M16A1s and the guys before them with Garands and Springfields. I missed the civil war guys though
>>63834393Now? New tiltrotor Helos are coming out
Someone stepped on a cable?
>>63834334Because the Army is transitioning away from a combat organization. I Donโt how simpler to make it. They donโt go anywhere to fight, they only go places for joint exercises and staff bases etc.
>>63834402One you're too embarrassed to name. Lmao.
>>63834393Just SIG shit mostly.
>>63834390>>63834364The people behind this are fucking retarded.
M-ATVs and JLTVs coming up
>Gruppa Krovi at a Russian march
>Fortunate Son at American march
What's the deal with anti-war songs becoming favorites of the military? DUALITY OF MAN!?
Finally Metallica:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
>>63834407booker is canceled didnt you get the memo
turns out seeing million dollar hardware blown up from $80 chink drones didnt sit too well
I don't ever want to hear about thirdies not being able to do the jumping jack meme anymore.
yeah rather watch tankfest
>parade marching is so bad
>we should spend lots of energy protesting it
If you want, I guess. ok have fun
>The White House feed of an Army parade cuts to commercial
>>63834433they have the best march and so are the best
>>63834432Anon asked when the army got new toys. That was the newest one even if it was cancelled.
>>63834435I am going there in 2 weeks nigga
>>63834436Also:
>Please send weapons to Europe, we are too weak against mighty Puccia.
>>63834438It's the most woke DEI commercial also.
>>63834438This entire thing is a commercial
>>63834438Its gotten beyond a parody
>>63834438i think everyone has the same feed anon
>>63834373I think it's the open hand, closed fists look better imo, beign used to the spanish parading style they also feel more robotic, I don't know how to explain it
>>63834435Took my gf to tankfest. In retrospect not my best decision.
woke students in woke universities are in better sync, just sayin'
>>63834451your sex life is a parody
>HIMARS
Hey Putin, are you watching this?
BROUGHT TO YOU BY COINBASE
>>63834459It will be once you convince her to cosplay Girls Und Panzer for you.
Playing Fortunate Son is just peak clown world.
>>63834459Why, does she not like tanks?
>>63834459Why, did she find a bigger barrel?
>>63834374He's a Britbong according to the filename.
Is there a parade? Finnish broadcasting company only shows the president. Stanley Cup finals game 5 starts half an hour from now
>>63834459Did she get run over?
>>63834465wtf /pol/ told me they all got destroyed
>>63834436>>63834446Russian divide and conquer shills arrived to make the thread about Ukraine somehow.
>>63834459How was it? Me and a friend sre going for 2 days, looking to spend some time at a British pub and chugging pints in a random village after having spent 8+ hours gropping and oggling all the tanks.
>>63834450>This entire thing is a commercialFor the Marines? Because Iโve never felt less inclined to join the Army watching this shitshow.
Honestly, it's kinda campy. It's not super serious, very small town America feeling.
Could it have been better? Sure, but I have a feeling they didn't have a ton of time to really practice for it.
>>63834480Looks like another spam wave now that I check the catalogue
>>63834470Most people don't pay attention to music lyrics, let alone ones where they are being "subtle"
>>63834465>HIMARS>Hey Putin, are you watching this?HIMARS LOL. Haven't seen it for over a year. American shit cant adapt to russian electronic warfare
I switched to the C-SPAN stream, way better audio quality and less clutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf51wXeDl3E
>>63834491I think everyone knows what Fortunate Son was about dude, there's no secret liberal who got it past the army by stealth. It's an iconic song of the era
>>63834486I you can't do it properly, don't do it.
China is so much better at parades, it's like night and day
https://www.youtube.com/live/7395qcF2MGA?si=dXXg8_2TWrjbfsdV&t=3146
>>63834421When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my name
>>63834474Wrong.
>>63834486There is one thing we can say at least. There's more tanks in this parade than Russia's last victory parade.
>>63834492So we're pretending we didn't get a video in April of four Russian helicopters getting mogged by ATACMS?
>>63834492Hey zigger HIMARS wiped a Russian convoy about a day ago
>>63834507You joke but they actually might at this point kek
>>63834492>the zigger believed his own liescaptcha: gps4r
Friendly reminder the JLTV is a Chevy Colorado that costs $250k
Some of these fags really are looking bored.
First time I've seen this truck
>>63834480lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn things. Maybe I am? Maybe I'm not? If Trump pardoned me, then I guess you'll never know! Does that rustle your jimmies, Anon?
Why is there no armor on those cars...
>>63834522thats not what a jltv is you fucking moron, thats the ISV. This is a JLTV in the center
Raw footage link btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZmzWEK-As
>>63834480Eh? I am just pointing the obvious, if it was up to me I would pack all these gear to Ukraine after the show, I am just pointing at how a lot of people is so hypocrite as to throw shit at US forces yet start shitting their pants when some old fart comes tell them he is pulling the plug if they don't get game, Russia's army was funded through oil sales to EU countries, both you and me know that.
>>63834504>When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my nameWhat wars has the US Army won? I give you the AWI, but in both world wars they entered when everyone else was already badly damaged, and beyond that? Uhhh........
>>63834483It's honestly a good day. But I should have gone by myself. The GF was not pleased about standing in the baking sun for 8 hours watching tanks drive past, and then meeting some of the guys I played world of tanks with for a few pints. She went to the beach the next day when I went, which is worth going to too. Bournemouth area is actually one of the few places in the UK with nice beaches.
>>63834497So no one should celebrate unless they do it to an autistic degree? I think it's okay. like a 7/10 overall so far. Barely passing, sure, but we don't have dedicated parade units like the slavs or the chinks/norks.
>>63834532>Don't talk to me or my son again
>>63834527because they're troop transports for on base shit and recon
>>63834526>lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn thingsthis totally happened
>>63834525It's a chevy colorado
>>63834525you should get out and touch grass more
we haul them around on f350โs lol
>>63834512>Russian convoy"convoy". 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas? Lol.
>>63834459>gfBovington Tank Museum-Bernd I always knew you'd come through.
>>63834526>>63834534>Barely coherent ESL screechingHit the nail on the head.
why does this guy keep thumbs upping every one
who is he
guy on the left of trump (his right)
>>63834492The vatnigger reveals himself spreading disagreement among the ranks of the western world.
>>63834502fuck I love that bit at 1hr56 with the civilians and the red streamers and the singing, and that bit just after with the bicycles and the dancing is super heartwarming fuck the trump parade is so embarrasing
What's with the boomer music?
>>63834547>in Russia 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas is a convoylol is right
The shots of the chairman and politburo laughing and talking about the parade while looking down on it from behind bulletproof glass feels kinda dystopian.
They got these sponsors the wrong way around, this should be the Palantir Coinbase Lockheed-Martin UFC parade, sponsored by the US Army.
>>63834502yes, because that's the only thing they train for
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>>63834548Fellow kaycee poster?
>>63834557>everything is a dystopia if I disagree with itnext you'll mention idiocracy like the faggot redditor you are
>>63834534The one thing that actually angered us is, only one NATO country has ever invoked Article 5. The US. And the allies came. Now the retard you got in power suddenly gets cold feet when asked not to even send troops, but some old stocks to prop up a war that would exhaust Ziggeria without a single US casualty.
Anyway, us Europoors are rearming, but you are losing face, throwing allies under the bus and cozying up to turdies.
>>63834538Sounds nice, need to play some world of tanks before I go. Staying in Weymouth, just found a cheap hotel there.
>cognitively and physically they can't serve, but we're helping them to
Someone call a priest to send the ghost of McNamara back to its grave.
>>63834470nah its just perfect as Fuck you for Drumpy
>>63834550Pete Hegseth, our Secretary of Defense. He's a former fox news talking head and a known drunk.
>>63834563>tfw no ebony tank qt
>>63834564Damn I don't even remember that one. So many IWOs lost... like tears in the rain.
Time to die.
>>63834551>himars-atacms-in-actionLol. And where can u see it? You're an ignorant faggot.
>>63834550That's the SecDef, he's kind of a goober desu.
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>>63834548I married her in the end. And we had a kid. I take them both to castles now.
>>63834563>>63834065what the fuck.
was /gif/ casting this parade?
>>63834585never said I did, just that you're a colossal faggot for screeching about it on a weapons board
>>63834576enlist today and snag you one
the sheboons mainly join the navy unironically tho, they aint smart enough for the airforce
>>63834575thanks mate i dont follow your politics
all the other guys have helpful titles when they appear
One thing worries me. So many people, and nobody is saying "thank you", even though Vance is right there. This won't end well.
>How long is this lame parade going on for?
>Just shut up and keep saluting
>>63834589Based. I'm happy for you.
>>63834594You kids are still worked up about that huh?
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>>63834493wait people weren't watching on cspan? but why? it's like the one reason cspan exists lol
>>63834605Yeah, still booty bothered, kinda miffed and rump rustled.
>>63834581Seethe, cope and dilate.
>>63834525Why do the trucks look so fucking pissed?
>>63834591Mentioning something isn't screeching. I'm not gonna avoid mentioning something just cos it might hurt your feelings.
>>63834589based and blessed
>>63834620Grr angry truck is meant for battle!
Ok seriously, what's with that towed artillery, am I having psychosis or did I see it many times now?
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We gone South American now?
They aren't even marching anymore
Just strolling around kek
finally some dudes with fucking rifles
rest of the guys unarmed in bdus looked like fucking captured POWs and their expressions werent helping
>NGSW
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The drone is called X-Tendie?
Is this parade also sponsored by 4chan?
>>63834633They probably pulled out a bunch to fill the time of the parade.
Honestly, feels like the historical stuff was 15 minutes and the "modern" is dragging on way too much.
>>63834629yes please keep posting off topic shit so the jannies ban you
>>63834633I assume they have more than one cannon
>>63834617>M7 RIFLES>soldiers with weapons and gear>suddenly it gets far betterYeah, next year everyone must get a gun and a helmet at least.
>DronesI can hear the vatniggers suddenly sweating.
>>63834568ATACMS and Patriots are old stock? US has given a lot (no, not more than Europe) to help support a war against Russia, which was funded by Europe buying Russian oil.
Anyway thanks for rearming like we've been telling you to for a decade, and getting off Russian oil like we've been telling you to for a decade. Enjoy your short streak of nationalism before you realize you can't function without Asian goods and the US securing shipping lanes.
>>63834629yeah but not gay railbuses you freak
>epic boomer rock playing while zooming in on a dinky $500 drone
I don't see any claws to grab immigrants on that drone. What's the deal?
>>63834650Yeah sure but, the same model over and over between different groups?
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Is that a woman wearing a hijab? Wtf?
>>63834658brother those are $20000 drones
completely different from $500 drones, for sure, definitely
the highest chink technology
lmfao this is north korea level gay
>survivable
lets not get too crazy there mr. announcer. Its better than the russian deathtraps sure.
>>63834661THIS IS MY QUADCOPTER
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
>>63834633lol i just had the same thought. every time i switch back to the stream it's that same single howitzer slowly strolling past the podium
this sucks so much shit
trump saw Rus and chinese parades and wanted to play toy soldier himself
>>63834642also this
ITS ABOUT TIME THEY START SHOW SOLDERS WITH BATTLE EQUIPMENT
>>63834667I like X-Tendie better.
>>63834661High tech shit nigga
>>63834674>>63834661Why are they just holding it in the airr like that?
>>63834637next generation pussian meat wave brigade, they should have used chinese electric bikes and scooters for reduced costs
>>63834674kek mods make this a banner
>>63834670Anyone can be American, chud.
>>63834679THERE IT IS AGAIN
>brandishing his quadcopter
Brother put it back in the air, let it be free.
>>63834684At least we still have tanks for a parade lol.
>>63834694for like the third time
Have they showed M109s yet?
Er, to everyone saying Trump planned this, it's been in the works for the past 9 or so years (since late Obama), so if anything this is kinda the Army's fault for having plans but not training for them coming up to the day.
Here's hoping next year is much more interesting with parades as it's our overall 250th.
>>63834629ayo can you put them all in that one place on tg for later? the place
>>63834693They are carrying it like a pizza
Missiles are falling on tel Aviv atm. Check looker. Would've been cool if the US joined in on the fun in the middle east during the parade
>>63834693it's to show how light it is
and affordable
>>63834684Translate it weebs
>>63834693so the presidentissimo can see it from the his stage
>>63834706NO! You have to get angry at Trump! This only happened because its his birthday RAAAAAAA!
>>63834383>vietnam war>not war>war on terror>not war???
oh its not over theres those demonic flying things
>>63834711who do you think is intercepting those missiles?
Finally some fucking smiles on the servicemen
>>63834655>he doesnโt like railbuses What are you, gay?
>>63834706They weren't planning shit this bad for 9 years
I'm gonna go watch the Chinese one instead. at the very least they actually know how to march
Finally the air stuff is coming.
The parade should have been made more compact, like a large group of packed close howitzers, lines of tanks, lines of HIMARS etc. not one by one for hours.
>not playing Thunderstruck cover with the Apaches
Missed opportunity
>>63834726The Air force and Navy, the actually relevant branches
>>63834693to make putler think twice about fucking with us
so many drones vladdy, the best drones. made in superior taiwan and not that chink commie junk, ready to make a deal vladdy?
>>63834732That's what I'm saying, they had the "plans" but seems like they shoved them in a desk somewhere and kinda forgot about it.
lmao fucking remote control dogs
only been showing this shit for 30 years
>>63834693Because otherwise it could distract from a suicide drone targeting the politicians hiding behind their bulletproof glass.
When do we get the war thunder sponsorship?
>>63834706Anon, having US forces march like some clockwork soldiers is simply not right, they don't need such theatrics, these are the people everyone calls for and begs come support them. Everyone knows this, we have seen people panicking whenever US decided to drop them, and we all have seen foreigners cheering when US forces arrived, there is nothing to pretend.
>>63834750fat trannies cant be expected to walk in that heat, it wasn't gonna happen
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behold the hairy chested manly state of future warfare
flagbearing dogs kek, also not even in bdus
>>63834758>theatricsThat's the whole dam point of a parade
HELL YEAH CHINOOKS
fuck the robo dogs MORE CHINOOKS
>working towards 6.7MPH sprint!!!!
...
>>63834756Right after NordVPN, BetterHelp and Raid Shadow Legends.
>>63834770>That's the whole dam point of a paradeThis.
our military relies on running offroad diesel generators to charge our fancy future tech now lol
>>63834600>>63834627Thank you, there's hope for all of us if we persevere and don't give in, I'm proof of that. We're all gonna make it, Bernds.
What's that autonomous tank thing?
>the chink still talking about chinese parades pretending to be an "average american"
>>63834758You're retarded, the whole point of a parade is theatrics.
Its like telling someone to breathe without taking in oxygen.
>>63834758Oh, I know. I'm just saying they had an opportunity to strut their stuff and they somewhat only delivered a 6.5/7 out of 10 performance.
if they let me plan this parade it could have come out 10 times better
i am not joking
Did they get these out of Wal Mart?
Finally some good marching and music
>>63834799Dunno, never seen one before.
finally some guys that can actually fucking march
Vin Diesel wants his vehicles back from his filmset.
>>63834794They just needed to copy Europe, not even the retarded dictator parades, just a good old European parade, not necessary even to be a 1940s parade, a modern day one.
This parade really makes me want to see the US Army in a peer conflict.
>our best marchers are cadets
KEK
>the military bands mog the rangers at marching
sasuga
>>63834794desu the only cool shit the army has is helicopters and maybe the striker. the rest is 40 year old clapped out shit
>>63834812never mind we're back to POWs
>>63834819>>63834820Almost like that's all the cadets do is march
>Cadets still manage to be out of cadence even though it's been the best marching so far
Grim.
>mocks the parade on television
woah take it easy with those zingers.
you pwned that parade.
>>63834818>US Army in a peer conflictNone such currently.
>>63834821well we have the remote controlled babyIFV now apparently
>>63834799>>63834800>>63834807>>63834816Ripsaw unmanned tank https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripsaw_(vehicle)
>>63834799>>63834807M3 Ripsaw
https://www.textronsystems.com/products/ripsaw-m3
>>63834770>>63834783>They narrowed slightly as the mercenaries strode by. They saluted no one, the mercenaries. They walked with shoulders flung back, eyeing Kull boldly and straightly, albeit with a certain appreciation; fierce eyes, unblinking; savage eyes, staring from beneath shaggy manes and heavy brows.>And Kull gave back a like stare. He granted much to brave men, and there were no braver in all the world, not even among the wild tribesmen who now disowned him.
>people who march and drill every day are better than the guys sitting at the barracks all day washing rocks or getting new sports cars for 54% APR
Not surprising
>tfw officer cadets are the only ones who can fucking march
>VMI
based Stonewall Jacksonites
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this guy is frowning 24/7
Why the fuck are they waving...
Rolling for blacked.com sponsorship
>>63834825I believe they now do contracts if the role is limited to search & rescue etc
>>63834844and pointing and thumbs up-ing at random servicemen (servicewomen???), too
>>63834836>>63834837>The Howe brothers started the Ripsaw as a small family project in 2000. They introduced it at a Dallas vehicle show in 2001, where it caught the interest of the U.S. Army. Later that year the U.S. military ordered a prototype MS-1 to be made and shipped to Iraq.wholesome
it took THIS long for dress uniforms
>>63834851I am voting either actual youtube garbage sponsor or a pharma one.
>>63834834Guess that makes me a tier 1 devgru opr8r then
The North Koreans do it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcK5eAamhuo
>can't even mention slavery during the civil war segment.
Crazy how we've just rewrote history on this.
damn somebody knew
all the thicc booty bitches at the back of the group
>>63834870shirts untucked wtf?
>>63834867How did they do in the Ukraine?
>>63834836>https://www.textronsystems.com/products/ripsaw-m3Cancelled project, btw. So much dumb shit.
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>>63834844IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM!
>>63834881More important, how much of Earth is under NK hegemony?
>>63834858Wholesome that a fun American toy caught the eye of the military
>>63834870Why are they so sloppy?
>>63832943 (OP)Another fucking ad for the military
>>63834867I find the nork parades on the lower end. I prefer either full displays of force without bouncing yelling bugmen, or retarded cringe fests like the ones in the Middle East.
The current US one is a bit of a snore, but nork ones are not serious, just funny. Especially their retarded bounce.
>>63834883They're bringing cancelled shit to pad out the parade? For what purpose.
>>63834372Clinton didn't fake two assassination attempts like trump did.
Dollar Store 9/11 doesn't count.
>>63834902MY brother in Christ, it's a military parade. The whole thing is an ad for the military. I'd much rather military ads instead of fucking "Sponsored by Coinbase!"
>>63834909It's not cancelled in its current iteration iirc, there's just some posters here with a visceral hatred for it
>>63834909Same with all the single file vehicles, padding to make it seem more impressive by running longer.
>>63834883>cancelled>says it's in active development from your own linkuhh, okay
>>63834938>You guys got hit a lot? Wow. Good
>>63834931pretend like you're demoralized or he-she will kill itself
Fucking nazis ruined goosestepping for everyone, shit sucks.
>have a great life (dying for israel)
This feels like an air show but instead of cool jets doing maneuvers to boomer rock its just pogs walking around
Bah past 3am here, gotta push it till the next sponsor to see what it might be.
>>63834948I'm too high on life for that negativity
>>63834938yep it's over. You're being deployed
>>63834903They phased out the bouncing step with a normalish looking goosestep and nowadays these parades are more like documentary style events with lots of lighting, the use of techno music with a combination of music that I can only describe as like a combination of a jazzy and synth style music with stringed instruments instead of the typical military brass instruments and more about them displaying their strategic weapons like Hwasong 17s and 18s.
>What would you do... if you were asked to give up your life for freedom...
>what would you do, if you had to make the ultimate sacrifice
Now they have to stand for Mandatory Fun.
>>63834948the ripsaw guy really really hates the ripsaw. he ferrets out mentions of the thing just to shit on it
>>63834972This + fireworks then it's over
>>63834988i love this song :)
stfu with the gay music and just show more tanks
>>63834871>Nooooooo muh heckin niggerinos
>>63834991they should have done some marching training a few weeks before and found a wider street to fit more than 1 tank at once, but yeah, didn't look that bad honestly, may be the beginning of a new tradition
>>63834996they have one kind of tank and they've already driven all the ones in dc in single file
even brought out the gta v tank, what did you expect?
>Trump makes them swear an oath to obey the president
It confuses me that the "2A and telling the feds to fuck off is my entire personality" prepper guys have been talking for 25 years about the day America is crumbling under a corrupt authoritarian regime and deploying its military on its own people is the day they and all their buddys go full SHTF mode, and when they see it literally happening in front of them they're like "yeah cool based actually this rules."
>>63835001>didn't look that bad honestlyi love throngs of troops that look like surrendering pows
>>63835007
They are sending the tanks to deal with the protesters.
>>63835014But they literally always march like that, they don't usually do it with rifles.
>>63835013thats the official army oath you stupid fucking nigger holy shit, is every TDS retard completely ignorant of american traditions?
>>63835007im just lookin for my battle buddies that are in the parade
>>63834833I just want to see B-2s drop bombs on Russia.
>>63834726Nobody apparently
https://x.com/bonzerbarry/status/1934038665019207756
the slow and unenthusiastic claps is what gets me
>>63834871you have to wait until the next government change, then you can go back on those slave experience trainings where they put you in chains and make you walk on all fours
>>63835022nigger you must have the iq of a goldfish to bite bait that blatant
>>63835033that might actually make for good SERE training
>>63834818The US Army has no peers, maybe if UFOs invaded but that's about it.
>Ride The Lightning
Not the song I was expecting.
>>63835013It was the oath of enlistment, you retarded gorilla nigger.
>>63835021sure, doesnt make the optics any better though
>>63835041i-its about drugs r-right
>>63835014most of it was vehicles so it was ok, the marching segments were embarrassing except for the cadets and the begining
>>63835013>>Trump makes them swear an oath to obey the presidentI wish all war tourists a very kill yourself
So does the USN get its 250th birthday this year as well like they claim it should be?
>>63834502https://youtu.be/hFMX4G11A_Q?list=RDhFMX4G11A_Q&t=382
Even finnish 9 months conscripts are better at parading
>but but thats all they practice!!It is not that difficult to walk at a certain pace and have a decent posture.
My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?
>>63834684Cuckniks have no right to mock the Abrams after they treated a wreck like if it was a crashed UFO.
>>63835059Will trump double dip on his birthday parades?
>>63835061>My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?My unit rarely did it unless it was for a change of command ceremony.
>>63835059We already have fleet week every year
>>63835057>merely pretending
>>63835030Yet has not stopped Israel from gaining air dominance over Tehran.
>>63835067Doubt it, even he looks bored, he's probably thinking he'd rather be golfing instead.
oh shit vance is really gonna send them to iran
>>63835059https://www.homecoming250.org/the-navy-250th-celebration/
>>63835061>My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?I remember doing it when I was in basic in 2016, but it was super low on the priority list. I don't recall the drill sgts giving a single fuck about us looking anything more than passable.
>>63835076Sure he could only do his half ass salute for so long before tiring out.
>>63835073>waahhhh I bit shitty bait and got called a retard on the internet
>>63834871They actually did whitewash slavery again? I bet they totally pussied out and didn't even play this either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU&list=RDgvjOG5gboFU
>>63834711>>63834953well israel officially requested US help so
>>63835088>halftrack was the last imageI kneel...
>>63835095they only had union re-enactors march faggot, kys
jfc retard-in-chief is still talking
>>63835103Why would confederates sing a union song? And do it yourself pussy.
He sounds like he just woke up from a nap.
>>63835103Well duh, why would the union represent traitors to the American people?
>>63835112It has to get dark for the fireworks
>>63835121He always sounds like this
>they FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>and they WIN WIN WIN
couldnt resist
>Trump skipped World War I
>>63835121Don Jr forgot to give him some cocaine to keep him up for this.
>>63835095This shits a bop
>>63835108yeah keep the (You)s coming, after all you can't help it can you you drooling retard. if it makes you seethe this hard then maybe next time think for a moment before you reply to blatant bait
>>63834871>>63835095please understand that a big part of republican party are confederate shills
if they would that it would make them angry
>"waah, it's all about Trump"
>he literally said one or two things about himself so far period.
>>63835149>only union reenactors>only mentioned units that served the union army>mentioned multiple union generals, not a single confederateok retard
>>63835151He showed actual restraint and decorum. Surprising.
>god bless the usa
didnt this faggot die yet
>>63835165I still blame the press for lowering the bar for him so much that not going ME ME ME is presidential now.
Sad they didn't play Blood on the Risers for the Airborne guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlQQh9rrEqc
>>63835187Did they play any unit songs?
>>63835191What does "collective farm way" mean?
>>63835214Nobody really wants to be there.
>>63835159>>63835149Then we can tear down all those confederate statues and rename all those bases named after confederates to instead be named after the brave union generals and soldiers who defended freedom and ended slavery.
>>63835219Most of the Confederate named posts are all shitholes anyway.
>>63835195i just realised the big issue with the american bands
no pipers
>>63835214>What does "collective farm way" meantacky, cheap, unprofessional, amateur show, kitschy and poorly organized
>>63835219like Lincoln? oh, wait, they already took his statue down in Boston...
>>63835219this but unironically.
Confederates were literally rich people fighting to keep importing slaves to undercut American labor.
>>63835237>Lincoln was a confederateRepublican education ladies and gentlemen
>>63834290The US army operates trains?
>>63835219hmmm sweety we are just going to change base names back to confederate solders instead instead if thats ok with you
This end is pretty good.
Much more pomp and circumstance
>>63835243>best informed democrat voterhttps://www.npr.org/2020/12/29/951206414/statue-of-lincoln-with-freed-slave-at-his-feet-is-removed-in-boston
at least they included "when johnny comes marching along" in this medley at the end
>>63835251>Xie thinks I'm a candy >Giving some confederate losers a base when Sherman still doesn't have an army base named after him on the mainland with his win record
>>63833892>the Japanese were unfairly villainized.One of my mothers relatives survived two years in a pow camp in burma he never spoke again hut he had a notebook he scribbled in with line drawings of the tortures and executions and rows of the dead. They used force a bamboo pole down their necks and pour water down it until the belly swelled up and then jump on it to burst the stomach and intestines open. The imperial Japanese troops were animals.
>>63835261>Pushing his fan fic that Lincoln was a confederateRepublicons never send their best.
This outro is actually kino though.
>>63833926>Read the articleIt's just Fox News and protoMIGA throwing a bitch fit.
>Americans get scared if they witness a mighty military parade
holy shit, mutts are pathetic
>>63835233an issue with many military bands to be fair
Whoever put together the parade: 6/10
Whoever put together this outro: 10/10
>>63833949Massive doubt of that last story if you have even a basic understanding of human biology.
>>63835346>this outro: 10/10rly? did you like this disney style crap?
I blame the poor coverage of this parade to the protesting traitors. They should have rounded up those talking shit about Trump and rounded up the protesters and jailed them. Then the parade would have looked more better and organized but the protesters ruined the parade.
>>63835384Were there protestors at the parade? I didn't even hear a single person talking about them
>>63835346I'm thinking the parade dragged because they started early due to rain concerns, but yeah the end was pretty kino.
>>63835371I just like the choir and the fireworks.
>>63835390The "No Kings" protesters across the country. Traitors attacking the country on a sacred day like Army Day. They need to be arrested and charged with treason now.
>>63835390>Thinking the media would give any air time to people exercising their first amendment rights against trump's birthday party.>But 250- HeFellForItAgain.jpg
Honestly CSPAN was the way to go, all the media outlets were just retarded or had bad camera work.
>>63835415>authoritarian big government overreach is based and cool when my team does itngmi
>>63835415Just admit that you hate the constitution, man.
>>63835415falseflagging is extremely gay and female behavior
/pol/ got a sticky
disgustang
>>63833892>Tom HanksI still prefer when republicans self reported by portraying themselves as the nazis, against Tom Hanks.
>>63835452Yeah I kind of do hate the current US Constitution since you faggots treat it like its a suicide pact that if we don't heckin le defend it 100 percent of the time, the country is not a heckin democracyinerino republicanarino anymore guys! Give me a strong centralized state that will restore the family, restore honor, restore gender norms, make our streets safe again, and make our people proud again, over a weak Constitution anyday please.
>>63835415>Army DayWe don't call it that, vatnik. It's Flag Day.
It's everyone's right to protest here, regardless of their viewpoints.
>>63835482Not a Russian.
>It's everyone's right to protest Not if you threaten the president or engage in rebellion against him or against this great country which is what these protesters are doing. They are traitors and should be arrested and charged with treason.
>>63835501Oh okay, so everyone involved in January 6 should have been arrested and charged with treason? Along with everyone saying the election was rigged against Trump in 2020?
>>63835501glowing false flag
>>63833943KFC does Mac & Cheese in America? WTF?
>>63835247wouldnt you like to know weather boy
but yes they even have a *gasp* MOS for it, shocking. you can join the army and drive trains, less driving and more being the grunt loading the stuff on them
>>63835384its their constitutional right to be retarded same as you
>>63835421That portrait always cracks me up. It's like he's about to tell a spooky campfire story about CHY-NAH.
>>63835463oh boy, it's heritage foundation faggot.
>/k/ is now openly anti army, pro protests
Holy shit ukraine absolutely cratered this shithole, its actually fucking sad
>>63835501>protesting>"It's rebellion guies11!"Even if they are faggots, they aren't outright doing anything illegal. Cry in a corner, slavshit.
>>63835555>saying the parade could have been better means anti-military
>>63835555Yes I am pro 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment, and all the other too.
>>63835546>>63835421isn't it his mugshot?
>>63835601He went for the 'I just shit myself' look for his mugshot,
>>63835545I thought trains would be obsolete in modern warfare, since you could just drop a JDAM on a tracks then train no longer works. Or even just have a drone blow up the tracks
>>63832984I have no idea what the fuck "No kings" is supposed to mean. Is it some neighborhood?
>>63834380>>63834391>>63834414>>63834563>>63834606>>63834653Bradly, my beloved. Oh how I missed you. I miss the way you pivot steered. The way you slowly picked up speed and hauled ass. The way your ramp dropped and the thud of it hitting the ground. I miss the way your turret swiveled around and was able to track targets with ease. I miss the thud of your chain gun and I miss removing your upper receiver after hours of practicing.I didn't care that I had to hope out every 3 hours of driving to pump grease into your rear piston to keep you from throwing track, in fact I found it charming. I miss the sleepless nights out in the desert and sleeping on the deck while on down time. Please come back to me.
>>63833842We have allies?
>>63835664Liberal baby boomers protesting trump's power grab. It'll be fun to see how the right wing media runs their greatest fearmongering to portray grandma as building torching commies.
>>63835601It's based heavily on his mugshot, because strongman meme magic or something.
>>63835734>meme magicso putin?
>>63835741He's the on who probably told him to use it.
>>638358641000 posts isn't happening, anon
>>63835881Ukraine was told they didn't have any cards to play either
US soldiers could walk in step just fine 34 years ago
https://youtu.be/vv4ElNBqXXY?si=drEOUhjPLZT63UZF&t=2634
>>63835346They definitely dumbed down the parade to appeal to normies. I was surprised that the entire Old Guard wasn't in it and was just one company with FDC.
>>63834546Is that a half ton with a fith wheel trailer?
>>63834912I was gonna ask why Democrats are here on /k/
but then I realized...ah the glowies
>>63836260It's all tourists from /pol/ who think that this is their shithole to walk around and fuck around in, when it's OUR shithole.
>>63836267>>63836260Amazing we have vatniks here playing damage control for trump after he and putin got humiliated by Ukraine's drone attack
>>63835384>looked more better
>>63836404Please understand, Indian never sends their best when shilling for MAGA.
>>63836404Don't expect pidor to learn English in such a short time.