Thread 63832943

parade in 15 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnTszz_O7u0

Happy gay pride!

>>63832943 (OP)
nvm am retarded it's in 2 hours

>“We’re preparing for an enormous turnout,” said Matt McCool of the Secret Service’s Washington Field office, who said more than 18 miles of “anti-scale fencing” would be erected and “multiple drones” would be in the air.
>Matt McCool
>Secret Service
If I wrote a movie and had a Secret Service guy called fucking Matt McCool I'd be called a hack

>>63832943 (OP)
I'll be there at the No Kings protest.

I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.

Eat shit.

>>63832943 (OP)
>generations of brave women and men
lol

>>63832984
Based.

>>63832943 (OP)
>parade will literally damage the roads
>they know this
>will still have the parade

because traffic isn't bad enough already, now i need to worry about axel breaking potholes because some retard wants to drive a tank a fucking armored column by my office

From what I saw of rehearsals, it's going to be embarrassing. The foot drill is sloppy at best.

>>63832943 (OP)
>parade in 15 mins
90 minutes bud
Looks like the weather cleared up a bit, though still will end up soaking anyone who wants to attend.

>>63832944
King Trump will order the ICE to force you to eat soap and then deport you to a foreign supermax prison. How's THAT for "gay pride"?

>no response

Thought so.

>>63833010
>NooOoOoo not the heckin roadarinos

>>63833010
Literally shaking rn, look at how bad this is ripping the road apart, just like a ar15s 233mm bullet through a child

>>63832943 (OP)
I bet all the troops are real happy they are doing this and not drunk in barracks

>>63833071
>damage to structural integrity doesn't exist if I can't see it

We really need to allow only people in STEM to vote

Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?

>>63833170
Its only fitting

>>63833133
>guys the road is damaged
>no you can't see the damage just believe me
>literally no one thought of this issue or made any sort of action to alleviate it only I did

>>63832943 (OP)
>Weapons topic on weapons board
>It's a bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"
This board has gone to shit

I fully expect the parade to be boring. The U.S. military hates doing parades and will probably do just the bare minimum. Don’t expected a polished production.

Tanks in 20 minutes?

>>63833270
nobody gives a fuck as long as we get to see abrams and bradleys

>>63833229
>bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"
we don't care about your roads
we just want to see neat hardware and laugh at the US infantry "marching"
t-eurofag

>>63833203
Hurrah, I suppose.

why is the music so fucking gay

>>63833308
what are you fucking 5 years old?

>>63833308
Abrams and Bradleys are boring

>>63833229
>faggot spends 185 million dollars to drive our toys around for his birthday
>ITS ALL SOYS AND EUROS

fucking off nigger traitor faggot cocksucker, I hope a bradley drives over trump and his whole cabinet of spineless losers

>>63832984
Be safe out there, glowie.

>>63833361
Because the US lacks good marching music outside of the individual branch anthems. And you cannot do an entire parade with that.

>>63832943 (OP)
Only weak leaders have these retarded parades like this.

>>63833436
>US lacks good marching music
just play everything that John Philip Sousa wrote on loop

>>63833444
Pretty sure Kennedy had a parade with nukes

>>63833133
are you talking about the COVID-19 vaccine VAERS data or the Obama administration NIH funding going to the EcoHealth Alliance going to the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) creating COVID-19 idea? Just for clarity.

>>63833452
Sousa marches are boring as fuck

>>63833455
Cuz he was afraid of Russia
Are we afraid of China?

Parade when?

>>63833457
Yeah, retards and schizos like you are exactly why people in stem should be the only ones to vote

>>63833470
I think it's supposed to start at 6:30 EST time

>>63833471
sorry, I just saw you call me a schizo but did not read a single counter argument or receive any further clarify on my question.

>>63833482
You didnt ask a question, just sperged abouy covid

>>63833170
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>63832961
Real life doesn't have to obey verisimilitude. IT defines it. Certain last names also just preordain you to a certain career.

>t. got driven home from hospital after alcohol poisoning by Sergeant slaughter the policewoman. As in literally her last name was slaughter.

Very nice lady from what I remember, was years ago, but I am pretty sure she wasn't going to become "accountant slaughter" or "nurse slaughter".

>>63833458
well it's the best they have so they will just have to make do
if trumps ego had allowed it he would have invited a couple of foreign allied contingents so they could mooch of their much better music
but no we are getting shitty poprock

>>63833491
I thought you were saying you were extremely knowledgeable about science. Do you not believe in science?

Tanks in 30 minutes?

>>63832943 (OP)
We have them every year in Europe. What's the big deal?
>>63833170
That 250 in the us colors ribbon is pretty weird desu.

>>63833496
>Sgt Slaughter
>her
Sgt Slaughter is trans now? The west has fallen.

Damn, didn't realize the US army is so booooring. Where are the terminators? where are their T14? Where are their TOS1? Only Bradleys and Abram lmao.

uh oh

>>63833534
>Abram
They're called Abrahams.

>>63833535
HAHAHAHAHAHA those poor bastards.

>>63833535
God hates fags (who use spraytan)

It begins

So is this the board that will get the sticky?

>>63833549
Kek they copied their master's design, you're our dogs amerikkkans))))

Why did Vance bring his cleaning lady with him?

>>63833577
To look like he cares about the help

Where is the official mascot of the US army????

>>63832984
you wont do anything

I was going to ask if Hegseth was already drunk but you already knew the answer.

>>63833535
Looking at the radar it looks like the rain might stay to the north until ~7pm.

>>63833586
I'd sham her shield if you know what I mean.

>>63833586
>literally who woman who shows her ass for money is now a mascot or a CIA psyops agent depending on the thread

>>63833598
go back to your containment board you tranny shitskin

>Murricans talking about freedoms and liberty in 2025

Lmao, cute.

the soviets had the best marches. at least the idf march is soviet inspired ill just identify with israel. we should really get some new ones, we won the cold war we can take their aesthetic

low energy, 1991 will never surpassed

Told ‘ya it’d be low-effort.

Holy shit this is a laughable march

>Cheer tracks

Cringe

Have militaries just forgotten how to march nowadays?

haters gonna hate
>parade is small
HAHA PATHETIC
>parade is big
TRUMP WASTED MONEY

Where are the soldiers on motorcycles? Where are the lubed up men doing push-ups on flatbed trucks?

>every stream dropping out
bros?

>>63832984
Thank you for your service. A worm bows to a king, a man stands up to him

I bet Trump won’t be happy with this performance. He wanted a world’s best pageant not this lol. I wonder if people are going to use this against Hegseth with Trump lol.

>>63833649
being sloppy as shit became the western aesthetic since the soviets were doing the traditional prussian thing. i really wish we would cut it out

THE US MILITARY HAVE A GUARD, I REPEAT THEY HAVE A GUARD!!!
IT'S JUST LIKE RUSSIA!!!!

>>63833643
>>63833649
Sucking at marching is a point of pride. It means you don't waste time on bullshit

I've seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.

>>63833672
Nobody wants to be there so I can't blame them.

>bullets-proof glass
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats up with the europeans being ignorant of American marches? I thought spouting stupidity on the internet without knowing the context was an American pastime?

>>63833678
They even parked abrams just in case lmao

>those Union soldiers
Ouch they really don't look like they want to be there.

>>63833678
Wait, is he more of a scared cuck than Putin?

>>63833672
It's hot and they're getting paid nothing

AХAХAХA КAКOЙ КPИHЖ O БOЖE, EБAHЫЙ CTЫД ПEHДOCTAHУ

>>63833670
>This level of cope

Learning to march takes like a couple of weeks MAX and helps build coordination and unit cohesion while also boosting morale. Anyone who has done a proper march knows the feeling.

>>63833672
>Ive seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.

No shit Sherlock. Because marching bands actually fucking march. Most soldiers only march regularly at basic training and AIT. After that you'll do it like once a year.

>>63833696
Who's the cowboy?

>>63833693
A B PФ PAЗBE TAКOГO HE БЫBAЛO?

>>63833698
they can't even march in time ffs

>>63833313
It's kind of sad to see that the more America falls behind China, the more they resort to these turd world copes such as military parades.

>>63832984
Based.

>>63833692
This.

I traveled to the US in June last year and just walking inbetween the various museums in DC made my Scandinavian ass fucking MELT with the heat and humidity.

>>63833698
That doesn't really change the issue they look like losers out there.

What the fuck is this camera work?

>>63833694
I did plenty of marching at BCT and OCS. Nobody does that shit after IET except for like once a year.

Im

>special thanks to our sponsor LOCKHEED MARTIN
kek, this is a parody

>>63833698
Then it's pretty fucking sad that high schoolers can display better professionalism than the goddamn Army. How embarrassing.

the US needs a sponsorship for their parade
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
MOCKHEED LARTIN

>cheesy fairground announcer voice
>thanks to our sponsor

>>63833701
that's one of our terminator bots. it isn't that great yet because the battery needs to be recharched so often

>sponsored by LockMart
Couldn't have written this as a shitpost.

>>63833706
That's what you get when you put a senile conman and his incompetent cronies in charge.

>1919
OH NO NO NOOOOOOO

>>63833678
Real leaders don't hide. Only pussies do.

these camera shots are awful, what the fuck is this?
also why is there no marching music playing? it looks really weird with troops just passing by in silence

>>63833727
For a moment I thought the announcer was just joking.

>>63833706
Military parades are nice if there is a precedent set for them such as on Bastille day or Victory day. Here in Norway we did a reverse uno and do a huge ass childrens and a citizens parade instead of a military one kinda to symbolize that we do not glorify war or something.

OVER THERE

Why can't they at least get the bands some dress uniforms?

>>63833503
science isn't something to "believe" in you insufferable unironic dimwit

>>63833696
George!

>>63833394
>(you)

If someone got struck by lightning it would at least spice things up

>>63833010
What's even funnier is because it's DC, the funds for repairs aren't officially allocated. If you do the numbers, it would cost each resident about $20 just to pay that $16 million.
>the Army said it expects its tanks to cause "minimal damage" to the streets of D.C., but it also already budgeted $16 million for repairs once the parade is over. Washington, D.C. officials also told NBC the federal government has yet to sign a formal agreement to pay the city back for necessary repairs, so it's entirely possible the city and its residents could end up footing the bill for Trump's big birthday parade.

>>63832961
I know an anesthesiologist named Dr. Sleeper

>>63833747
It looks patheticly small lmao, like a South American parade or something.

they even have a horse janny

Burgerbros, you need more practice with parades, this is underwhelming...
Bring out the big guns, fly in the B2, tanks etc.
Also special thanks to our sponsor, NordVPN.

SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR PHORM ENERGY

>>63833749
glad to hear it. any new facts to share?
oh I didn't think so.

what the fuck are these sponsors, are you kidding me

>>63832984
>I'll be there at the No Kings protest.
>I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.
>Eat shit.
based

i wonder how they choose who gets to be the designated horse shit janny

>>63832943 (OP)
Least disciplined horses I've ever seen lmao

the sponsors had to be trumps idea, right? this is some kind of pro capitalism propaganda?

>wow this parade is actually pretty small and low key
>HEH KING DRUMPF COULDN'T GET HIS BIGLY PARADE
how do people like this actually exist

>>63833757
All the tracked vehicles will have rubber treads the streets will be fine ffs.

Clean it up janny!

I wonder how long they were given to prepare for this.

>>63833763
look theres a couple p-51s and a b-25

>>63832943 (OP)
Trump looks like he's dozing off

>>63833170
>Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?
/thread

If there isnt an M4 Sherman for Ww2 then Russia has beaten the US

>>63833760
I do agree with the other poster that if it was too large it would appear scary and get criticized for that too. Also there's a cost concern the larger it becomes.
At the same time, this actually feels like a smaller parade I might have seen in rural areas in America, just with US army stuff instead of tractors, trucks, and floats.

>>63833779
250 years

>Band of Brothers theme
B R U H

embarrassing spectacle

>>63833783
would/10 Melania tho

>>63833402
That's pocket change to the military.

>>63833778
Virgin Janny vs Chad Horse
>>63833780
Yeah ok, that's cute.
I like the old uniforms idea, though. One rarely gets to see the oldies outside of movie replicas.

Not a single fucking soldier wants to be in this parade.

Now it's the chance, fly an fpv drone into trump!

>>63833798
>82nd airborne playing band of brothers theme

>>63833706
>fall behind China
The bulk of their equipment outside of the small portion of cutting edge stuff consists of Soviet knockoffs. And their cutting edge equipment consists of American knockoffs. There's not a single original thought there. I think anyone with half a brain realizes what will happen when they sperg out and try for Taiwan.
The USA has the only first world military on Earth, and everyone else will be seething about it for decades to come. Even moreso because it'll continue to dominate despite consisting of disinterested zoomers.

Where's the ww2 tanks?

>>63833783
He's literally an old doddering man at this point.

Why aren't they marching?
Where are the push-up trucks??
Where are the spinning pajeets??

>101st wearing their leg berets the airborne way
Just let it go, guys.

>>63833805
Kek

>woman in the panzer
C-cute

Jesus Poland had better parade. You forgot about Poland already.

>>63833812
2 shermans
half track

USKKKA is out of abrams needs to roll out the Sherman-34

>>63833812
There they are.

M16 my beloved

when the fuck do the military vehicles show up?
I dont care about watching a bunch of retarded zoomers in uniform. I want to see tanks, missile systems, better aircraft

>>63833804
That is a worlwide thing. parading sucks balls

That's not a M16...

>>63832984
Don’t forget to dilate!

>>63833826
Oh my live stream is behind

SHERMAN QT

>>63833831
They're showing WWII vics right now.

>>63833837
FIND HER SOCIALS NOW

which US allies are still using the M16 today

>>63833832
The real parades are the ones in the Middle East and other dictatorial shitholes.

Will they do Korea though?

>>63833786
Okay they had TWO Shermans even, so twice as strong as Russia.

>>63833071
>>63833225
Heavy vehicles do significantly damage roads. Given they are likely using rubber treads, the damage would be mitigated. Still you are likely looking at 60-70 tons for an M1 abrams. Max legal weight is 40 tons. It's probably fine if you're carful and aren't doing it a bunch. If the road already sucks though, then you're in trouble.
No skin off my back either way.

>t. work in the paving industry

>>63833845
spoke too soon

>>63833845
they're doing it right now nigga get on the pbs livestream

did this retard salute a truck
he's the only one standing why is he doing this

>>63833845
They're doing it now!

>>63833845
Just as you said it...

>>63833845
The moment you said that they started with the Korean era lmao.

>>63833847
The Americans made like 1 gazillion of them, you telling me they couldn't saved 50-100 of them for parades!?

>>63833758
>>63832961
My hometown had a doctor named Richard Snipp who did vasectomies.

COINBASE KEK

are there any good looking women in this parade?

I like cute girls riding on tanks

>>63833810
Thanks, i hope you're right. Pax Americana was great up until 10 years ago.

>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
>COINBASE
these fuckin ads have made me laugh every time

>coinbase
wtf lmao

What the fuck is with you Americans and sponsorships?

>>63833225
>why yes, I got hypoxia during birth
>no, you can't see it, and therefore I am normally intelligent
>btw, hurr durr, durr hurr

oh boy here come the mutt jokes from ignorant euros

>coinbase
what a nation of cucks and merchants

>>63833862
God I love ebony women.

>>63833868
It's like the sponsors on race car.

>>63833862
>are there any good looking women in this parade?
bold of you to assume their gender

>>63833874
too easy
driver looks bored as fuck though

replace that announcer with AI

coinbase sponsor? what's next, Mcdonald?

this is some thirdie shit

>>63833229
I bet you seethe and dilate in the ukrowar threads

>>63833868
there is literally nothing wrong with marketing

>>63833863
Oh boy do I have an anime/manga for you anon

>>63833808
>band of brothers
I didn't watch that show because Tom Hanks was a producer and he went around talking about how the Japanese were unfairly villainized. My grandfather fought in the Marines at Iwo Jima. Japs found out.

>>63833849
I did
Now will they do Panam and Grenada?

>>63833868
Announcer is channeling US sports announcer vibes. They're treating it like a sports event I guess

>coinbase
they know their target market

Man, it looks like the eat very well at the mess

HERE IT COMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

man it's gotta suck flying a huey in this fucking weather
>AH-1
based

>>63833888
Thirdie parades at least have cringekino shit like >>63833845

>>63833842
russia

Aww cute classic helis, look at them buzz about.

>>63833892
Band of Brother takes place in Europe though.

OH-58 Kiowa, my beloved.

>>63833895
It feels more like a 4th of July parade or something like that. I've been to plenty with announcers like this.

why is that dude swinging a stick

>>63833503
See, nobody in STEM would talk like that, and in case you're not just trolling, but a regular retard:
There is no singular "science" you can "trust", and the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE tards are the same as you tards and both just take the "science" they agree with and disregard everything else. Both should be killed.

Bring on the capes

>>63833891
I've been wanting to watch girls und panzer for awhile, think I might watch it now

>>63833916
Why aren't you?

>>63833810
um, ackshually, we kick our legs up really high when we march so you've already lost

>>63833908
like I said, I didn't watch the show. do you know who Tom Hanks is?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-hanks-wwii-comments-spark-controversy/

Now gotta ask, do you guys think they'll show Serbia? F-117 yay or nay?

Huh, does the army maintain a stock of M16A1s? I figured they got rid of em all, since they don't use it as an honorguard rifle like the Garand or Springfield.

>>63833921
It's peak. Also if you want something from the German side I'd reccomend Schäferhund.

This is some shitty parade. Even the day is overcast, god hates america

I spy choccy chip

>chocolate chip
Hello kino

Boys, you know that I love you, but you absolutely do not know how to conduct military parades.
t, Fortified Taras

>>63832943 (OP)
I just hope they show the mobile burger king.

The way the announcer pronounced Kiowa is irritating me, still the Helo formation was pretty cool

>>63833929
Why wouldn't they keep a handful around for ceremonial purposes?

which should I get, bros?

who the fuck is still operating the m16 mgmc or m3 or anything based on m3
announcer said still in service with us allies
but WHOMST????

>>63833917
>Both should be killed.
I don't think anybody needs to be killed yet.

>>63833926
He's not even in that show

>>63833942
Banan day

>>63833943
Popeye's

>>63833678
>bunch of abrams tanks
>bunch of bradleys
yawn
why can't we do this with the navy that would be way cooler.

>>63833943
Popeye's.

>>63833895
Just like politics

>>63833943
Panera

BRADLEYS COMING UP

>>63833943
homemade

>>63833943
Chick

Doubt the army owns any of the vintage stuff, it’s probably all on loan from private collectors

>>63833949
He was a producer of that show. Maybe check your facts before you act like a know it all

Green Bradleys are so beautiful.

Thoughts?

How pathetic! These worthless bastards will never fight for their homeland. SLAVA RUSSIA!!!

You see this is why you don't do parades unless you already have a tradition of big parades, this just looks sparse and limp

When is America's Finest Airborne Division going to make an appearance?

The spacing and width of the troops is just off, seems so weird and low energy. US seems to lack a proper parade ground where everyone would gather up after marching by.

Woah they named a whole division after a call of duty DLC?

jesus christ so many people off step, did they even practice?

>that wobbly as fuck barrel on the lead Abrams
oof

>>63833971
The marching is AWFUL

>>63833890
>there is literally nothing wrong with marketing
If this was supposed to be a joke, it was not funny.
If you were being serious, please give me your address so I can come and beat you to death.

>>63833983
stabilizer's off

CHADLEY <3

>>63833984
American marching has, historically, been awful.

>>63833987
all the other tanks have it on, I wonder why.

>>63833984
Its not a march, its a waddle.
Ducks march better than this.

>>63833975
you don't need a parade ground to learn to march
just a more or less level open space and half a day of dicking around

Chadleys

this is embarrassing
did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced? they should have borrowed some Marines and put them in army uniforms to get some proper marshaling out there. looks like theyre casually walking to the fucking PX or something
I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldiers

They’re clearly marching in route step, army doesn’t do much drill and ceremony anymore, leave the high step bullshit to China and Nork parades

*screech* *screech*

>>63833999
That's the historical American march. It's more of a stroll with a slight arm swing. It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.

>>63833926
Nobody cares you fucking sperg, what is it with rightoid retards not being able to separate the art and the artist? You're exactly the same as leftoid retard with MUH PROBLEMATIC and MUH METOO bullshit, just kill yourself you waste of life, and I hope your faggot gramps rots in hell.

>not one m113
for shame

>DANA
/sp/ bros

Dana White... are you fucking kidding me?

>commanders cant decide whether to wave or salute
this is dreadful wtf

and where the fuck is gavin??

>humvee with bench seats
haven't seen one of those in a long ass time

>>63834000
Not in that sense but a parade guard where everyone can stand at attention either before or after marching by like pic rel >>63833972

Why is the turret shaking like that?

>>63834005
>I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldiers
wrong.
the announcer even said as much.
The guys in Civil War and WWI gear were all currently soldiers.
The announcer even mentioned which section of the military were from but I cant recall.

>Marco Rubio yawned
KEK

>marco rubio stifling a yawn
lmao

>>63833986
>how DARE you promote your products and/or services to educate consumers on their benefits

fuck off

>>63834020
its plastic
we sent all our real gaybrams to ukraine to get droned

>>63834020
The stabilizer is locked.

>>63834020
Maybe shit is broken and they just figured "fuck it, stupid civvies won't care. we can fix it later"

>>63834019
>where everyone can stand at attention
that would imply that they can wheel and turn in formation

>cameraman trying to hide that there's like nobody in the stands
>Guys in fatigues wallking lackadaisically
>green abrams green bradely green abrams green bradly
>rubio yawning
this is so grim

>>63834031
>we

>>63834028
is he ok

>>63834020
Stabilizer is off. Driving it around with it on all the time leads to maintenance hours.

>>63833943
boston

>>63834005
>did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced?
back to foxnews gramps

The best part about this parade is how much fucking shit people have talked about Russia's parades when compared to this fucking pathetic one, Russia's are 10/10 haha

>>63834005
I really don't mind that the US isn't all that good at marching. Means they're spending that time doing literally anything more productive, including beating off.

>>63834041
actually, the crash dislodged the food he was choking on saving his life

why were they talking about Old Ironsides?
I thought Old Ironsides was a boat

Man it feels weird seeing all these bare right sleeves

love the silence and mild cheers

>no music again
if they played some marches it would help with their actual marching

>>63834008
>It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.
embarrasing cope

>>63834042
But wouldn't the barrel flopping around also be bad? Tanks used to have those braces so the barrel would not have to constantly float when it wasn't in action, and I was under the impression that stabilizers helped with exactly that issue.

>>63834050
Seethe vatnik.

So whats the next sponsor to be announced? Burger King?

>>63834060
To be fair, it's a long narrow stand, not a concentrated crowd.

>>63834060
And the crowd goes miiild

>>63834065
Believe it or not, its OnlyFans.

>>63834064
seethe about what?
This parade is horrendous in comparison. I'm laughing.

>>63834062
It's been this way since at least the 1940s. The robo-soldier march is quintessentially un-American. Cope however you must.

YOOO UFC!

UFC kekw

very odd vibes, I don't know what to make of it

>>63834050
The amount of cope and seethe US parade is generating is extremely amusing, maybe Russia's parade skills may help them take Kyiv this year?

>>63834065
BUY OUR BURGERS

why are they ALL fat?

>>63834075
Uh huh.

>>63834054
checkmate atheists

This is so fucking weird.

>>63834065
>Shit cinematography

Like why are they zooming in so close to the tanks and the drivers and why are they changing shots/angle every single time? WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?

we do see a lot more tracked stuff than the french usually show, but with how awful they are at marching, they should have really cut down on the infantry formations

>>63834088
Fucking dirty burger goblin

>no goose-stepping
lack soul of 3rd world countries

>>63834095
you know you're watching a news stream, right?

lol?

>>63834080
They also need to spend tomorrow packing up, the green weenie strikes again!

ooohhh... barracuda.

>>63834088
lmao wtf

Feels like he's reading a simplified english wikipedia page

why tf is kristi noem wearing a top gun cosplay lmfao

>special thanks to our sponsor UFC
>....
>ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001

oh my god this is parody

>>63834087
I dont care about the war.
I'm just laughing at all the shit I've seen talked about Russia's parades on this board since 2008ish, and the first time the US does a military parade in our lifetime (that I can even remember, at least) it's shit.
It's just funny.
It's also funny how all you faggots immediately pop out of the woodwork to cry vatnik.

>>63834094
The whole thing feels so phoned in. How do you manage to make a parade boring. Not even a marching band. Does nobody give a shit at the pentagon anymore??

>>63834111
honestly, I vibe with Barracuda for marches.

>>63834111
fuck ya

the fucking sponsors lmao

>>63834118
>Not even a marching band.
There has been about a dozen bands. What the fuck are you watching?

>>63834097
The goal is to show infantry throughout the US history.

>>63834088
People Order Our Patties

>>63834102
They get their stream from whoever is organizing this, it's the same when RT or whatever is showing the Victory day parade, they just stream the offical one and add some shit graphic.

>that shot of the administration stand
>every single one of them looked miserable
KWAB

>>63834118
The serious people have been purged already.

>>63834115
Trump wishes he was Putin

>>63834118
what would they do instead? a try-hard parade so they could be accused of being nazis?

>>63834095
The fact they put the sound mic over the treads so we get nothing but squeaks

>>63834133
Okay, reddit.

damn wtf half the crowd are gooks

>>63834115
I wasnt surprised at all, russia and other shitholes are good at parades and russia even has dedicated parade units. This is still a terrible parade tho and it looks like they didnt practice nor do they have a clue whats going on lol

>>63834126
Stream in the OP link.

Stryker MGS pls

>>63834140
pretty much all gooks except chinese are proud as fuck to be american.

>>63834134
First try, I suppose next year will get more refined, hopefully.

>>63834134
They are already accused of being so, might as well go all the way.

>>63834148
Gone, reduced to ashes.

>>63834126
All I hear is shitty guitar music from the official whitehouse youtube stream.

What the fuck is going on? 2 minutes of random ass crowd shots with shitty music? Why isn't the announcer talking about the equipment? Jesus fucking christ this is pathetic.

>>63834144
hmm. maybe next year.

The classic American band: Led Zeppelin.

>>63834134
Yes.

>>63834155
Many bands have come and gone.

>>63834114
Idiocracy was meant to be a parody, not a roadmap.

>>63834156
he lost his notes, please understand

>>63834149
can't blame them desu

>>63834095
>WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?
A complete fucking retard. Never seen so many shitty camera changes before. Out of focus, out of frame, shaking. Amateur hour.

>>63834156
kek, was about to ask the same, or if there's some alternative audio track and I caught the wrong one.

>>63834157
WHY ARE YOU WAVING?

YOU AIN'T THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

>>63834144
Now THAT'S a parade!

>>63834157
You could even see him sigh in discomfort.

damn this edition of coachella sucks

>>63834155
It's not exactly March of the Grenadiers is it, the whole show feels like something you'd see at a monster truck rally in Tenessee.

>>63834156
they arrived late

>>63834118
An event like this wasn't on anyone's docket until a couple months ago, prepping for something like this takes time. If they had a year+ to move everything into place it would've looked better, but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.

why are they only playing instrumentals, sounds so weird

>>63834134
yes?

>>63834144
SOVL

Holy shit they are WADDLING why are they WADDLING they aren't even that fat holy shit

bro they are just walking lmao

>>63834157
dude is dropping spaghettis harder than a fat weeb talking to a girl

>Rangers cant even march

LMAOOOO

>>63834134
>Its shit on purpose
This is some extremely desperate justification for a bad parade.

bros, this isn't making me more confident in our military.

Bro the fucking shuffle I'm dying.

>>63834190
Probably can't endorse any lyrics

the way they walk is so goofy

They need to make a proper parade, bald eagles NEOOOOOW B-2 ABOVE thousand paratroopers with US flags, tight armor formations shooting guns in the air MURICA

>>63834183
Whoa! Almost like it's America or something.

Its too easy to make the joke

>>63834204
>a good military is when you can march
okay chang/vanya

I'm just now realizing that there's been no one wearing dress uniforms. SAD!

oh shit special forces better blur out their faces

>>63834187
>but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.
Yeah doing things like losing wars to countries without air forces.

>>63834187
Maybe they shouldn't have pushed it last minute just because the President wanted to feel like a big man.

This is a bit of a letdown.

"special" forces

>>63834203
The next step is
>We didn't want that parade anyway, hoholiberal

>>63834215
>being extremely disorganized in a simple task isn't a bad sign
ok Rajesh

>>63834222
These planes predate his presidency but whatever, it's Trump and you're going to see the.

>>63834157
he might be me everyday

>>63834040
sorry meant me as in we
>>63834049
if only you knew how bad things are
>>63834050
I like skinny malnourished gopniks they fly higher when droned

>>63834215
A good military is when you unit can act in a coordinated manner

Is that a fucking SFAB with the 75th?

>>63834196
its probably hard to keep time when the president is blasting 170bpm boomer rock at you

can't even stand in a straight line lmaoo

Oh now you faggots remembers you have allies, nice of you to notice. Maybe stop trying to backstab them as a next step.

Trump absolutely wanted what he saw in Europe and Russia. I bet Hegseth is shitting bricks over how badly the DoD fucked him on this. But he’s surrounded by enemies in the DoD if he wanted to push this parade over the top he’d have to make it his mission in life and it clearly was not. He thought he could just tell his staff to make it the best ever parade and all his enemies just smiled to his face telling him all was well lol. I bet the media is going to use this a new angle of attack to wedge in between Trump and Hegseth. Media rooms across the country are currently starting work on Monday’s headlines about how trash the parade was and how humiliating it was to Trump etc.

>>63834233
And yet, despite all the parading the Russians do...

>>63834225
at least those were cadets

They couldn't spend 1 day on fucking drill?

>>63834228
Was your response so kneejerk you couldn't even get the whole post finished properly?

>>63834231
I knew something smelled funny about this thread, fucking contrarian niggers

>>63834231
Clean those fingernails, Pri

>>63834196
Bone spurs.

The FF7 parade march was real all along

>>63834243
?????

Jesus, Trump better call in some Kremlin favours to teach the Americans how to march, this is terrible.

The narrator needs to be sent to el salvador

>>63834050

Ivan, the majority opinion of this board is that this parade is fucking stupid and just Trump indulging in his retarded narcissism.

No one even looks like they want to be there. Should I just lighten the mood and post some train excursions pics I took today?

Holy fuck, 10th MTN looks jacked up

pretty sure that was a laser stryker (DE-M-SHORAD) that just drove past

>>63834094
Not even the fucking air itself wants this. It ain't right

>>63834160
>This vexes me

>>63832943 (OP)
The peanut gallery looks so bored

>>63834262
No bully, he's doing his best

himars-sama...

>>63834262
Right after the parade.
>>63834272
Shit did I miss that while posting? Damn gotta rewind afterwards.

>>63834250
Nah, youre not worth the effort of a reread prior to posting.

>>63834243
Hegseth was too busy drowning in a bottle of Jack to handle this properly. You know he handed it off, and they handed it off, and so on until they slapped this together.

>>63834247
Mobiks don't march in parades. And I would assume that those who march in parades don't fight.

ah, AC/DC, another classic american band

>>63834249
Nah, US Army is more focused on doing paper work and political infighting than to train how to fight or march.

>bad posture
>desynced
>walking in a weird way
I don't think it's that hard to stand upright and walk in unison what the fuck?

WHERE IS THE FUCKING MARCH MUSIC YOU HACK FRAUDS

Hegseth looks like he's enjoying the music more than the parade

>>63834252
I do actual work, sorry

Oh HiMars

This was so bad lmao.

A Shein bastille day, embarassing.

>>63834267
I don't even disagree with you, but the fact our military can't even march in a straight line for half a mile in lock-step is a fucking disgrace.
I don't know why you're so assdamaged about me saying this when the entire consensus of this thread agrees with me yet you're sperging out and calling people ivan lol.
People are allowed to critique something when it looks shitty, if that upsets you, you might be a liberal

>>63834225
maybe they were on a bridge or something

>>63834267
>he majority opinion of this board
get a load of this guy

>>63834281
I guess you put as much effort into defending them as they put into this parade.

>>63834243
Trump wanted what he saw in Paris, after he went to bastille day parade he started talking about some big military parade
this has to be a massive let down

Where's the Giga Nigga and the pushup platoon?

>Van Halen - Jump

You're right. A song about suicide really fits this parade right about now lol.

>Palantir
There it is...

PALANTIR

Dear god why are they playing fucking boomer rock music

>>63834288
to be fair this is better than american marching music, if they managed to have a proper parade with just endless vehicles or something and constant flybys it would be ok

Burgerbors, my disappointment is immense. See you at Bastille Day, and take some few notes.
I expect WAY better from the masters of entertainment and big shows. If LA 2028 is as disappointing, I'll start questioning a lot of things I held true for all my life.

>>63833943
Rollin

>>63834301
I'm not defending anyone. Im merely tired of your tds shitting up /k/.

Kneecapped by only being an Army event, if they pulled all the branches together with better lead times they could've put on a much better show for the 250th anniversary of the US next year

PALANTIR

I'd rather watch college football

>>63834298
play along. he needs this.

jesus christ

>>63834317
They will. We haven't had a big parade in a generation.

>Palantir
THIS CAN'T BE REAL WTF

>>63834311
And remind me why they didn't do it, it would have been metal as fuck, and would show the world just how fucked they would be against the US, instead we are looking at people who don't salute, march, and boomer tunes instead of patriotic beats.

>>63834302
It's first try in a while and they didn't have that much of a time to organize stuff, still funny and I hope they keep going.

>>63834302
the french parades look like shit, but at least they can synchronise their step

LMAO it's a live band?

why'd the army stop acquiring strykers anyways, is it just because we're leaving the chinese front to the marines or what
>>63834317
should've done that tbdesu

>>63834316
Guess you are gonna be dropping Musk Derangement Syndrome since the two of them aren't best friends anymore, who are you gonna apply it on next as mindless defence whenever someone upsets you.

>>63834323
its code!

bruh

>United States Army 250th Anniversary Parade
>Sponsored by COINBASE
>Sponsored by UFC
>Sponsored by PALANTIR

>>63834288
This is why the marching is so exceptionally shit lmao, they're trying to match their timing to fucking boomer rock

>>63834330
>Nooo they aren't vatniks/chinks and didn't dedicate 3 months of extensive training to the event
I'm fine with this.

>>63834288
Best we could do was boomer rock of bands that aren't even American.

if its an army event that means no big air force fly pasts pissing on their parade right?

>>63834334
strykers aren't amphibs retard

IT AINT ME

>>63834342
Come on, now, I am Bulgarian, even our parades actually make an effort, and don't have sponsorships. This is meant to be broadcasted worldwide.

Can we all just take a minute and give thanks that everything is painted green again instead of the desert colors?

>>63834336
I don't give a shit about your parasocial relationships. All I want is you to either keep them to yourself or take that shit to /pol/

>Fortunate Son playing now
They're like 20 minutes late for this.

>>63834324
These are the least intimidating fucks I've ever seen, they look timid.

Favorite chatspam?

>>63834339
the macparadetm

>>63834339
Peak burgerpunk

>>63834340
they weren't any better when they had the bands playing marches behind them

Kermlin is taking notes on all of our hardware now lmfao

>Fortunate Son
Holy shit, what's next, Born in the USA?

lamao

>Yeah we can't march or put on a military spectacle of dignity and honour, but at least the US military wins wars.
Mate you, don't even do that. Vietnam, Iraq, Korea, Afghanistan...

>>63834363
what the fuck do you think they're going to learn from a parade you fucking demoralized retard?

When do we get sponsored by the great taste of Charleston Chew?

>>63834317
That is actually planned. It's called Project 250 or something like that.

>>63833678
They literally always do this, this isn't new. That's been done since well before Clinton man.

>>63834332
Nah, they look fucking kino, especially compared to this embarrassing shit. Look at this motherfucker oozing pure unfiltered SOVL, not to mention the cool motherfucking axes.

>>63834367
What country are you from?

>>63834324
grim

>>63834364
Don't jinx it

What a humiliation ritual.

w-what

of all branches... the army who never gave a fuck about marching

>>63834364
I'm hoping to hear Enter Sandman.

>>63834367
>Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...
not wars
>Korea
technically still ongoing

kek at this guy wearing a camo tie

Is there any way they can march next time with guns and body armor? I think this is the real letdown, let me guess, some DC law forbids that.

wtf?!

>>63834342
>We MEANT it to be shit
It would have been better if they hadn't done it at all.

Kek imagine telling CCR in 69 that Fortunate Son will be played on a military parade one day

K I N O

>>63834363
When was the last time the Army even got new toys, all this shit is 30+ years old

>>63834385
A fucking clown

>>63834382
wish granted

>>63834380
Should go crazy with filters and dynamic camera angles with phonk music

>>63834385
what tie?

>>63834374
One that, wins it's wars

>>63834364
Only thing that could top it would be American Idot, but surely they're not that stupid

>>63834389
>Noo you have to march up and down the parade ground for three months of people may not take us seriously

>>63834385
who is this guy and why does he keep pointing at random people and gesturing

also this is a fucking awful enter sandman cover

>>63834393
Booker bros...they already forgot us...

>>63834363
they've already towed a few back from ukraine, I dont think 1990's tech is going to give away any top secret info

>>63834397
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LITTLE ONE

>>63834348
no, but they're light and air deployable, it's better suited to combat on pacific islands than anything else in the inventory

>>63834387
The vietnam boys were marching with M16A1s and the guys before them with Garands and Springfields. I missed the civil war guys though

>>63834393
Now? New tiltrotor Helos are coming out

Someone stepped on a cable?

>>63834334
Because the Army is transitioning away from a combat organization. I Don’t how simpler to make it. They don’t go anywhere to fight, they only go places for joint exercises and staff bases etc.

>>63834382
Got your wish

>>63834382
Happy 4 u anon

>>63834402
One you're too embarrassed to name. Lmao.

>>63834393
Just SIG shit mostly.

>>63834390
>>63834364
The people behind this are fucking retarded.

M-ATVs and JLTVs coming up

>Gruppa Krovi at a Russian march
>Fortunate Son at American march

What's the deal with anti-war songs becoming favorites of the military? DUALITY OF MAN!?

Finally Metallica:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

>>63834407
booker is canceled didnt you get the memo
turns out seeing million dollar hardware blown up from $80 chink drones didnt sit too well

die for israel!!!

I don't ever want to hear about thirdies not being able to do the jumping jack meme anymore.

yeah rather watch tankfest

>parade marching is so bad
>we should spend lots of energy protesting it
If you want, I guess. ok have fun

>>63834433
they have the best march and so are the best

>>63834432
Anon asked when the army got new toys. That was the newest one even if it was cancelled.

>>63834435
I am going there in 2 weeks nigga

>>63834436
Also:
>Please send weapons to Europe, we are too weak against mighty Puccia.

>>63834438
It's the most woke DEI commercial also.

>>63834436
Cope harder.

>>63834438
This entire thing is a commercial

>>63834438
Its gotten beyond a parody

>>63834438
i think everyone has the same feed anon

test

>>63834373
I think it's the open hand, closed fists look better imo, beign used to the spanish parading style they also feel more robotic, I don't know how to explain it

>>63834435
Took my gf to tankfest. In retrospect not my best decision.

woke students in woke universities are in better sync, just sayin'

>>63834451
your sex life is a parody

>HIMARS
Hey Putin, are you watching this?

BROUGHT TO YOU BY COINBASE

>>63834459
It will be once you convince her to cosplay Girls Und Panzer for you.

Playing Fortunate Son is just peak clown world.

>>63834459
Why, does she not like tanks?

>>63834459
Why, did she find a bigger barrel?

>>63834374
He's a Britbong according to the filename.

Is there a parade? Finnish broadcasting company only shows the president. Stanley Cup finals game 5 starts half an hour from now

>>63834459
Did she get run over?

>>63834465
wtf /pol/ told me they all got destroyed

>>63834436
>>63834446
Russian divide and conquer shills arrived to make the thread about Ukraine somehow.

>>63834459
How was it? Me and a friend sre going for 2 days, looking to spend some time at a British pub and chugging pints in a random village after having spent 8+ hours gropping and oggling all the tanks.

>>63834450
>This entire thing is a commercial

For the Marines? Because I’ve never felt less inclined to join the Army watching this shitshow.

Honestly, it's kinda campy. It's not super serious, very small town America feeling.
Could it have been better? Sure, but I have a feeling they didn't have a ton of time to really practice for it.

>>63834480
Looks like another spam wave now that I check the catalogue

>>63834470
Most people don't pay attention to music lyrics, let alone ones where they are being "subtle"

>>63834465
>HIMARS
>Hey Putin, are you watching this?
HIMARS LOL. Haven't seen it for over a year. American shit cant adapt to russian electronic warfare

I switched to the C-SPAN stream, way better audio quality and less clutter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf51wXeDl3E

>>63834491
I think everyone knows what Fortunate Son was about dude, there's no secret liberal who got it past the army by stealth. It's an iconic song of the era

>>63834486
I you can't do it properly, don't do it.

PLAY SOME HUEY LEWIS

China is so much better at parades, it's like night and day
https://www.youtube.com/live/7395qcF2MGA?si=dXXg8_2TWrjbfsdV&t=3146

>>63834421
When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my name

>>63834474
Wrong.

>>63834486
There is one thing we can say at least. There's more tanks in this parade than Russia's last victory parade.

>>63834492
So we're pretending we didn't get a video in April of four Russian helicopters getting mogged by ATACMS?

PLAY FREEBIRD!

>>63834492
Hey zigger HIMARS wiped a Russian convoy about a day ago

>>63834507
You joke but they actually might at this point kek

>>63834492
>the zigger believed his own lies
captcha: gps4r

Friendly reminder the JLTV is a Chevy Colorado that costs $250k

Some of these fags really are looking bored.

First time I've seen this truck

>>63834480
lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn things. Maybe I am? Maybe I'm not? If Trump pardoned me, then I guess you'll never know! Does that rustle your jimmies, Anon?

Why is there no armor on those cars...

>>63834522
thats not what a jltv is you fucking moron, thats the ISV. This is a JLTV in the center

Raw footage link btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZmzWEK-As

>>63834480
Eh? I am just pointing the obvious, if it was up to me I would pack all these gear to Ukraine after the show, I am just pointing at how a lot of people is so hypocrite as to throw shit at US forces yet start shitting their pants when some old fart comes tell them he is pulling the plug if they don't get game, Russia's army was funded through oil sales to EU countries, both you and me know that.

>>63834504
>When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my name
What wars has the US Army won? I give you the AWI, but in both world wars they entered when everyone else was already badly damaged, and beyond that? Uhhh........

>>63834522
no it isnt

>>63834483
It's honestly a good day. But I should have gone by myself. The GF was not pleased about standing in the baking sun for 8 hours watching tanks drive past, and then meeting some of the guys I played world of tanks with for a few pints. She went to the beach the next day when I went, which is worth going to too. Bournemouth area is actually one of the few places in the UK with nice beaches.

>>63834497
So no one should celebrate unless they do it to an autistic degree? I think it's okay. like a 7/10 overall so far. Barely passing, sure, but we don't have dedicated parade units like the slavs or the chinks/norks.

>>63834532
>Don't talk to me or my son again

>>63834527
because they're troop transports for on base shit and recon

>>63834526
>lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn things
this totally happened

>>63834525
It's a chevy colorado

>>63834525
you should get out and touch grass more
we haul them around on f350’s lol

>>63834512
>Russian convoy
"convoy". 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas? Lol.

>>63834459
>gf
Bovington Tank Museum-Bernd I always knew you'd come through.

>>63834526
>>63834534
>Barely coherent ESL screeching
Hit the nail on the head.

why does this guy keep thumbs upping every one
who is he
guy on the left of trump (his right)

>>63834492
The vatnigger reveals himself spreading disagreement among the ranks of the western world.

>>63834502
fuck I love that bit at 1hr56 with the civilians and the red streamers and the singing, and that bit just after with the bicycles and the dancing is super heartwarming fuck the trump parade is so embarrasing

What's with the boomer music?

>>63834547
>in Russia 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas is a convoy
lol is right

The shots of the chairman and politburo laughing and talking about the parade while looking down on it from behind bulletproof glass feels kinda dystopian.

They got these sponsors the wrong way around, this should be the Palantir Coinbase Lockheed-Martin UFC parade, sponsored by the US Army.

>>63834502
yes, because that's the only thing they train for

>>63834548
Fellow kaycee poster?

>>63834557
>everything is a dystopia if I disagree with it
next you'll mention idiocracy like the faggot redditor you are

>>63834534
The one thing that actually angered us is, only one NATO country has ever invoked Article 5. The US. And the allies came. Now the retard you got in power suddenly gets cold feet when asked not to even send troops, but some old stocks to prop up a war that would exhaust Ziggeria without a single US casualty.
Anyway, us Europoors are rearming, but you are losing face, throwing allies under the bus and cozying up to turdies.

>>63834538
Sounds nice, need to play some world of tanks before I go. Staying in Weymouth, just found a cheap hotel there.

>cognitively and physically they can't serve, but we're helping them to
Someone call a priest to send the ghost of McNamara back to its grave.

>>63834563
You just now

>>63834470
nah its just perfect as Fuck you for Drumpy

>>63834550
Pete Hegseth, our Secretary of Defense. He's a former fox news talking head and a known drunk.

>>63834563
>tfw no ebony tank qt

>>63834564
Damn I don't even remember that one. So many IWOs lost... like tears in the rain.
Time to die.

>>63834551
>himars-atacms-in-action
Lol. And where can u see it? You're an ignorant faggot.

>>63834563
Would.

>>63834550
That's the SecDef, he's kind of a goober desu.

>>63834567
You like it?

>>63834548
I married her in the end. And we had a kid. I take them both to castles now.

>>63834563
>>63834065
what the fuck.
was /gif/ casting this parade?

>>63834585
never said I did, just that you're a colossal faggot for screeching about it on a weapons board

>>63834576
enlist today and snag you one
the sheboons mainly join the navy unironically tho, they aint smart enough for the airforce

>>63834575
thanks mate i dont follow your politics
all the other guys have helpful titles when they appear

One thing worries me. So many people, and nobody is saying "thank you", even though Vance is right there. This won't end well.

>>63834563
sexo

>How long is this lame parade going on for?
>Just shut up and keep saluting

>>63834589
Based. I'm happy for you.

>>63834594
You kids are still worked up about that huh?

GREEEEN???

>>63834493
wait people weren't watching on cspan? but why? it's like the one reason cspan exists lol

>>63834605
Yeah, still booty bothered, kinda miffed and rump rustled.

>>63834581
Seethe, cope and dilate.

M7 RIFLES NIGGAS

this shit sucks

>>63834525
Why do the trucks look so fucking pissed?

>>63834591
Mentioning something isn't screeching. I'm not gonna avoid mentioning something just cos it might hurt your feelings.

>>63834589
based and blessed

>>63834620
Grr angry truck is meant for battle!

Should I post more?

Ok seriously, what's with that towed artillery, am I having psychosis or did I see it many times now?

We gone South American now?

They aren't even marching anymore
Just strolling around kek

finally some dudes with fucking rifles
rest of the guys unarmed in bdus looked like fucking captured POWs and their expressions werent helping

>NGSW
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

X-tendie?

is that a dji phantom

The drone is called X-Tendie?
Is this parade also sponsored by 4chan?

>>63834633
They probably pulled out a bunch to fill the time of the parade.
Honestly, feels like the historical stuff was 15 minutes and the "modern" is dragging on way too much.

>>63834629
yes please keep posting off topic shit so the jannies ban you

>>63834633
I assume they have more than one cannon

>>63834617
>M7 RIFLES
>soldiers with weapons and gear
>suddenly it gets far better
Yeah, next year everyone must get a gun and a helmet at least.
>Drones
I can hear the vatniggers suddenly sweating.

>>63834568
ATACMS and Patriots are old stock? US has given a lot (no, not more than Europe) to help support a war against Russia, which was funded by Europe buying Russian oil.
Anyway thanks for rearming like we've been telling you to for a decade, and getting off Russian oil like we've been telling you to for a decade. Enjoy your short streak of nationalism before you realize you can't function without Asian goods and the US securing shipping lanes.

>>63834629
yeah but not gay railbuses you freak

Oh for fucks sake

I don't see any claws to grab immigrants on that drone. What's the deal?

>>63834650
Yeah sure but, the same model over and over between different groups?

>>63834646
>>63834644
>X-10D

>>63834648

Fag

Is that a woman wearing a hijab? Wtf?

Kneel.

>>63834658
brother those are $20000 drones
completely different from $500 drones, for sure, definitely

the highest chink technology
lmfao this is north korea level gay

>survivable
lets not get too crazy there mr. announcer. Its better than the russian deathtraps sure.

>>63834661
THIS IS MY QUADCOPTER
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

>>63834633
lol i just had the same thought. every time i switch back to the stream it's that same single howitzer slowly strolling past the podium

this sucks so much shit
trump saw Rus and chinese parades and wanted to play toy soldier himself
>>63834642
also this
ITS ABOUT TIME THEY START SHOW SOLDERS WITH BATTLE EQUIPMENT

>>63834667
I like X-Tendie better.

>>63834661
High tech shit nigga

>>63834674
>>63834661
Why are they just holding it in the airr like that?

HIMARS spotted

>>63834637
next generation pussian meat wave brigade, they should have used chinese electric bikes and scooters for reduced costs

>>63834674
kek mods make this a banner

>>63834670
Anyone can be American, chud.

>>63834679
THERE IT IS AGAIN

>brandishing his quadcopter
Brother put it back in the air, let it be free.

>>63834684
At least we still have tanks for a parade lol.

>>63834694
for like the third time

Have they showed M109s yet?

Er, to everyone saying Trump planned this, it's been in the works for the past 9 or so years (since late Obama), so if anything this is kinda the Army's fault for having plans but not training for them coming up to the day.

Here's hoping next year is much more interesting with parades as it's our overall 250th.