Thread 63832943 - /k/ [Archived: 1080 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:18:40 PM No.63832943
e789331ed8581cfe2f5d83164b3c6a1b
e789331ed8581cfe2f5d83164b3c6a1b
md5: 8cc4cf128b2085cd5c2387451f93f9be๐Ÿ”
parade in 15 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnTszz_O7u0
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:19:16 PM No.63832944
Happy gay pride!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:19:25 PM No.63832946
>>63832943 (OP)
nvm am retarded it's in 2 hours
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:22:37 PM No.63832961
>โ€œWeโ€™re preparing for an enormous turnout,โ€ said Matt McCool of the Secret Serviceโ€™s Washington Field office, who said more than 18 miles of โ€œanti-scale fencingโ€ would be erected and โ€œmultiple dronesโ€ would be in the air.
>Matt McCool
>Secret Service
If I wrote a movie and had a Secret Service guy called fucking Matt McCool I'd be called a hack
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:51 PM No.63832984
>>63832943 (OP)
I'll be there at the No Kings protest.

I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.

Eat shit.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:26:05 PM No.63832987
>>63832943 (OP)
>generations of brave women and men
lol
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:27:55 PM No.63832996
>>63832984
Based.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:30:06 PM No.63833010
>>63832943 (OP)
>parade will literally damage the roads
>they know this
>will still have the parade

because traffic isn't bad enough already, now i need to worry about axel breaking potholes because some retard wants to drive a tank a fucking armored column by my office
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:30:07 PM No.63833011
From what I saw of rehearsals, it's going to be embarrassing. The foot drill is sloppy at best.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:31:59 PM No.63833022
1739899676309030
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md5: 89476d057fbeda5bddd52ec8ff962978๐Ÿ”
>>63832943 (OP)
>parade in 15 mins
90 minutes bud
Looks like the weather cleared up a bit, though still will end up soaking anyone who wants to attend.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:38 PM No.63833026
fwfwfwrefunny
fwfwfwrefunny
md5: f487b7dcdafe336f4f79b9b83b14ed8f๐Ÿ”
>>63832944
King Trump will order the ICE to force you to eat soap and then deport you to a foreign supermax prison. How's THAT for "gay pride"?

>no response

Thought so.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:39 PM No.63833027
>>63833010
>NooOoOoo not the heckin roadarinos
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:40:16 PM No.63833071
road_thumb.jpg
road_thumb.jpg
md5: 40553e302bf729a1fdaa494db468ae58๐Ÿ”
>>63833010
Literally shaking rn, look at how bad this is ripping the road apart, just like a ar15s 233mm bullet through a child
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:43:08 PM No.63833095
>>63832943 (OP)
I bet all the troops are real happy they are doing this and not drunk in barracks
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:55 PM No.63833133
>>63833071
>damage to structural integrity doesn't exist if I can't see it

We really need to allow only people in STEM to vote
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:02:36 PM No.63833170
e674ce67-fab2-403d-bb31-b1d15ddc9337
e674ce67-fab2-403d-bb31-b1d15ddc9337
md5: 76e03abd2e78c661e1fbab97970cddf8๐Ÿ”
Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:08:52 PM No.63833203
20250612_105028
20250612_105028
md5: a68cc7d09f71a408bdec03685cb90050๐Ÿ”
>>63833170
Its only fitting
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:53 PM No.63833225
>>63833133
>guys the road is damaged
>no you can't see the damage just believe me
>literally no one thought of this issue or made any sort of action to alleviate it only I did
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:12:06 PM No.63833229
>>63832943 (OP)
>Weapons topic on weapons board
>It's a bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"
This board has gone to shit
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:19:15 PM No.63833270
I fully expect the parade to be boring. The U.S. military hates doing parades and will probably do just the bare minimum. Donโ€™t expected a polished production.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:19:21 PM No.63833271
Tanks in 20 minutes?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:21 PM No.63833308
>>63833270
nobody gives a fuck as long as we get to see abrams and bradleys
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:33 PM No.63833313
1741038417583129
1741038417583129
md5: 83a3ffbce8c0c454d5cf4d44c428a7af๐Ÿ”
>>63833229
>bunch of euros and soys complaining about "muh roads"
we don't care about your roads
we just want to see neat hardware and laugh at the US infantry "marching"
t-eurofag
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:53 PM No.63833318
russiaday
russiaday
md5: 229714eecac369bab163070c92e8488b๐Ÿ”
>>63833203
Hurrah, I suppose.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:42 PM No.63833361
why is the music so fucking gay
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:01 PM No.63833387
>>63833308
what are you fucking 5 years old?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:55 PM No.63833394
>>63833308
Abrams and Bradleys are boring
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:35 PM No.63833402
>>63833229
>faggot spends 185 million dollars to drive our toys around for his birthday
>ITS ALL SOYS AND EUROS

fucking off nigger traitor faggot cocksucker, I hope a bradley drives over trump and his whole cabinet of spineless losers
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:19 PM No.63833412
>>63832984
Be safe out there, glowie.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:42:17 PM No.63833436
>>63833361
Because the US lacks good marching music outside of the individual branch anthems. And you cannot do an entire parade with that.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:26 PM No.63833444
>>63832943 (OP)
Only weak leaders have these retarded parades like this.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:44:47 PM No.63833452
>>63833436
>US lacks good marching music
just play everything that John Philip Sousa wrote on loop
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:17 PM No.63833455
>>63833444
Pretty sure Kennedy had a parade with nukes
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:38 PM No.63833457
>>63833133
are you talking about the COVID-19 vaccine VAERS data or the Obama administration NIH funding going to the EcoHealth Alliance going to the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) creating COVID-19 idea? Just for clarity.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:44 PM No.63833458
>>63833452
Sousa marches are boring as fuck
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:34 PM No.63833463
>>63833455
Cuz he was afraid of Russia
Are we afraid of China?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:48 PM No.63833470
Parade when?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:58 PM No.63833471
>>63833457
Yeah, retards and schizos like you are exactly why people in stem should be the only ones to vote
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:50:17 PM No.63833482
>>63833470
I think it's supposed to start at 6:30 EST time

>>63833471
sorry, I just saw you call me a schizo but did not read a single counter argument or receive any further clarify on my question.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:37 PM No.63833491
>>63833482
You didnt ask a question, just sperged abouy covid
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:53:02 PM No.63833495
>>63833170
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:53:20 PM No.63833496
>>63832961
Real life doesn't have to obey verisimilitude. IT defines it. Certain last names also just preordain you to a certain career.

>t. got driven home from hospital after alcohol poisoning by Sergeant slaughter the policewoman. As in literally her last name was slaughter.

Very nice lady from what I remember, was years ago, but I am pretty sure she wasn't going to become "accountant slaughter" or "nurse slaughter".
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:12 PM No.63833499
>>63833458
well it's the best they have so they will just have to make do
if trumps ego had allowed it he would have invited a couple of foreign allied contingents so they could mooch of their much better music
but no we are getting shitty poprock
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:40 PM No.63833503
>>63833491
I thought you were saying you were extremely knowledgeable about science. Do you not believe in science?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:11 PM No.63833507
Tanks in 30 minutes?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:25 PM No.63833510
Letter_Z_in_the_colours_of_the_Russian_Ribbon_of_Saint_George
>>63832943 (OP)
We have them every year in Europe. What's the big deal?
>>63833170
That 250 in the us colors ribbon is pretty weird desu.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:16 PM No.63833523
i-asked-sgt-slaughter-who-his-nfl-team-was-and-he-told-me-v0-fgex9fc6bdc91[1]
>>63833496
>Sgt Slaughter
>her
Sgt Slaughter is trans now? The west has fallen.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:44 PM No.63833534
Damn, didn't realize the US army is so booooring. Where are the terminators? where are their T14? Where are their TOS1? Only Bradleys and Abram lmao.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:00:09 AM No.63833535
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uh oh
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:00:41 AM No.63833543
>>63833534
>Abram
They're called Abrahams.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:01:43 AM No.63833548
>>63833535
HAHAHAHAHAHA those poor bastards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:01:46 AM No.63833549
>ooknookistan invented ribbons
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:44 AM No.63833558
no-darth-vader
no-darth-vader
md5: 91bcfb388343e2ecf299f33116dc8f18๐Ÿ”
>>63833535
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:30 AM No.63833565
>>63833535
God hates fags (who use spraytan)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:51 AM No.63833567
It begins
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:05:16 AM No.63833569
So is this the board that will get the sticky?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:05:18 AM No.63833570
>>63833549
Kek they copied their master's design, you're our dogs amerikkkans))))
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:07:16 AM No.63833577
Why did Vance bring his cleaning lady with him?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:08:19 AM No.63833582
>>63833577
To look like he cares about the help
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:04 AM No.63833584
typical zigger
typical zigger
md5: d5aed3deebb52af42688dfcdeeb8dc34๐Ÿ”
>>63833570
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:21 AM No.63833586
hailey-lujan_0006
hailey-lujan_0006
md5: 49bcca5d7d80eed2ad1bfd9c9c2b154b๐Ÿ”
Where is the official mascot of the US army????
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:52 AM No.63833588
>>63832984
you wont do anything
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:54 AM No.63833589
I was going to ask if Hegseth was already drunk but you already knew the answer.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:09:59 AM No.63833591
>>63833535
Looking at the radar it looks like the rain might stay to the north until ~7pm.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:12 AM No.63833592
>>63833586
I'd sham her shield if you know what I mean.
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx
6/15/2025, 12:11:08 AM No.63833598
>>63833586
>literally who woman who shows her ass for money is now a mascot or a CIA psyops agent depending on the thread
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:31 AM No.63833600
>that salute
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:41 AM No.63833624
1749515599796164
1749515599796164
md5: e1261177ec3976396d12d7701b27d9e5๐Ÿ”
>>63833598
go back to your containment board you tranny shitskin
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:43 AM No.63833625
>Murricans talking about freedoms and liberty in 2025

Lmao, cute.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:49 AM No.63833626
the soviets had the best marches. at least the idf march is soviet inspired ill just identify with israel. we should really get some new ones, we won the cold war we can take their aesthetic
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:16:41 AM No.63833637
low energy, 1991 will never surpassed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:17:07 AM No.63833641
Told โ€˜ya itโ€™d be low-effort.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:17:19 AM No.63833643
Holy shit this is a laughable march

>Cheer tracks

Cringe
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:18:04 AM No.63833649
Have militaries just forgotten how to march nowadays?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:18:05 AM No.63833650
haters gonna hate
>parade is small
HAHA PATHETIC
>parade is big
TRUMP WASTED MONEY
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:18:25 AM No.63833651
Where are the soldiers on motorcycles? Where are the lubed up men doing push-ups on flatbed trucks?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:18:27 AM No.63833652
>every stream dropping out
bros?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:14 AM No.63833659
>>63832984
Thank you for your service. A worm bows to a king, a man stands up to him
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:14 AM No.63833660
wargames
wargames
md5: d0c191b79b8a7ad05d4e5477ec07f6b6๐Ÿ”
>>63833650
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:47 AM No.63833663
I bet Trump wonโ€™t be happy with this performance. He wanted a worldโ€™s best pageant not this lol. I wonder if people are going to use this against Hegseth with Trump lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:52 AM No.63833664
>>63833649
being sloppy as shit became the western aesthetic since the soviets were doing the traditional prussian thing. i really wish we would cut it out
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:53 AM No.63833665
THE US MILITARY HAVE A GUARD, I REPEAT THEY HAVE A GUARD!!!
IT'S JUST LIKE RUSSIA!!!!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:20:45 AM No.63833670
>>63833643
>>63833649
Sucking at marching is a point of pride. It means you don't waste time on bullshit
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:02 AM No.63833672
I've seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:35 AM No.63833677
>>63833672
Nobody wants to be there so I can't blame them.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:43 AM No.63833678
file
file
md5: 89416c6cb2a74228f2d9cb057932671b๐Ÿ”
>bullets-proof glass
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:00 AM No.63833680
243
243
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:23 AM No.63833683
whats up with the europeans being ignorant of American marches? I thought spouting stupidity on the internet without knowing the context was an American pastime?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:30 AM No.63833687
>>63833678
They even parked abrams just in case lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:09 AM No.63833690
>those Union soldiers
Ouch they really don't look like they want to be there.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:16 AM No.63833691
>>63833678
Wait, is he more of a scared cuck than Putin?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:24 AM No.63833692
>>63833672
It's hot and they're getting paid nothing
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:24 AM No.63833693
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:28 AM No.63833694
>>63833670
>This level of cope

Learning to march takes like a couple of weeks MAX and helps build coordination and unit cohesion while also boosting morale. Anyone who has done a proper march knows the feeling.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:50 AM No.63833696
HORSE
HORSE
md5: 85286dcd909f0ace4efb6d5d87f5be9a๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:19 AM No.63833697
1738710031048897
1738710031048897
md5: 058246987cb51e35d4f464fac620c92b๐Ÿ”
>the US infantry shuffle
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:22 AM No.63833698
>>63833672
>Ive seen better marching from high school marching bands, jesus fuck.

No shit Sherlock. Because marching bands actually fucking march. Most soldiers only march regularly at basic training and AIT. After that you'll do it like once a year.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:49 AM No.63833701
>>63833696
Who's the cowboy?
Replies: >>63833726
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:51 AM No.63833703
>>63833693
A B Pะค PAะ—BE TAะšOะ“O HE ะ‘ะซBAะ›O?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:16 AM No.63833705
>>63833698
they can't even march in time ffs
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:41 AM No.63833706
>>63833313
It's kind of sad to see that the more America falls behind China, the more they resort to these turd world copes such as military parades.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.63833708
>>63832984
Based.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:55 AM No.63833710
>>63833692
This.

I traveled to the US in June last year and just walking inbetween the various museums in DC made my Scandinavian ass fucking MELT with the heat and humidity.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:13 AM No.63833712
>>63833698
That doesn't really change the issue they look like losers out there.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:14 AM No.63833713
>locksneed fartin
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:22 AM No.63833716
What the fuck is this camera work?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:31 AM No.63833719
>>63833694
I did plenty of marching at BCT and OCS. Nobody does that shit after IET except for like once a year.

Im
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:33 AM No.63833720
>special thanks to our sponsor LOCKHEED MARTIN
kek, this is a parody
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.63833721
>>63833698
Then it's pretty fucking sad that high schoolers can display better professionalism than the goddamn Army. How embarrassing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:38 AM No.63833722
the US needs a sponsorship for their parade
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:44 AM No.63833723
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
MOCKHEED LARTIN
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:58 AM No.63833724
>cheesy fairground announcer voice
>thanks to our sponsor
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:27:01 AM No.63833726
>>63833701
that's one of our terminator bots. it isn't that great yet because the battery needs to be recharched so often
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:27:07 AM No.63833727
BananaWife
BananaWife
md5: 5769d691569282334c0e253ca1deffa8๐Ÿ”
>sponsored by LockMart
Couldn't have written this as a shitpost.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:27:38 AM No.63833729
>>63833706
That's what you get when you put a senile conman and his incompetent cronies in charge.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:02 AM No.63833730
>1919
OH NO NO NOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:30 AM No.63833732
file
file
md5: 6565d1a768144552cfb5eabc25ec8a30๐Ÿ”
>>63833678
Real leaders don't hide. Only pussies do.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:33 AM No.63833733
these camera shots are awful, what the fuck is this?
also why is there no marching music playing? it looks really weird with troops just passing by in silence
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:35 AM No.63833734
>>63833727
For a moment I thought the announcer was just joking.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:50 AM No.63833736
>>63833706
Military parades are nice if there is a precedent set for them such as on Bastille day or Victory day. Here in Norway we did a reverse uno and do a huge ass childrens and a citizens parade instead of a military one kinda to symbolize that we do not glorify war or something.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:29:24 AM No.63833739
OVER THERE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:03 AM No.63833745
Why can't they at least get the bands some dress uniforms?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:13 AM No.63833747
Over There
Over There
md5: 3bca9c7dd22843b0c28e01a89747c8de๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63833760
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:25 AM No.63833749
>>63833503
science isn't something to "believe" in you insufferable unironic dimwit
Replies: >>63833765
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:58 AM No.63833751
>>63833696
George!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:24 AM No.63833754
FALSE
FALSE
md5: 928dc049674b9215b4d32ce988c02a4b๐Ÿ”
>>63833394
>(you)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:26 AM No.63833755
If someone got struck by lightning it would at least spice things up
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:31 AM No.63833757
>>63833010
What's even funnier is because it's DC, the funds for repairs aren't officially allocated. If you do the numbers, it would cost each resident about $20 just to pay that $16 million.
>the Army said it expects its tanks to cause "minimal damage" to the streets of D.C., but it also already budgeted $16 million for repairs once the parade is over. Washington, D.C. officials also told NBC the federal government has yet to sign a formal agreement to pay the city back for necessary repairs, so it's entirely possible the city and its residents could end up footing the bill for Trump's big birthday parade.
Replies: >>63833777
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:41 AM No.63833758
>>63832961
I know an anesthesiologist named Dr. Sleeper
Replies: >>63833857
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:45 AM No.63833760
>>63833747
It looks patheticly small lmao, like a South American parade or something.
Replies: >>63833787
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:12 AM No.63833762
they even have a horse janny
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:14 AM No.63833763
Burgerbros, you need more practice with parades, this is underwhelming...
Bring out the big guns, fly in the B2, tanks etc.
Also special thanks to our sponsor, NordVPN.
Replies: >>63833780
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:16 AM No.63833764
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR PHORM ENERGY
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:32 AM No.63833765
>>63833749
glad to hear it. any new facts to share?
oh I didn't think so.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.63833766
what the fuck are these sponsors, are you kidding me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.63833767
>>63832984
>I'll be there at the No Kings protest.
>I intend to ruin that faggot's birthday and the parade of all of you complicit traitors who helped a pedophile and convicted felon jack himself off with our nation's military.
>Eat shit.
based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:35 AM No.63833768
i wonder how they choose who gets to be the designated horse shit janny
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:40 AM No.63833772
>>63832943 (OP)
Least disciplined horses I've ever seen lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:53 AM No.63833773
the sponsors had to be trumps idea, right? this is some kind of pro capitalism propaganda?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:11 AM No.63833776
>wow this parade is actually pretty small and low key
>HEH KING DRUMPF COULDN'T GET HIS BIGLY PARADE
how do people like this actually exist
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:13 AM No.63833777
>>63833757
All the tracked vehicles will have rubber treads the streets will be fine ffs.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:22 AM No.63833778
1749940340408546
1749940340408546
md5: 69df625fc683091ddf26a4119bcb3e7b๐Ÿ”
Clean it up janny!
Replies: >>63833801
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:35 AM No.63833779
I wonder how long they were given to prepare for this.
Replies: >>63833788
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:35 AM No.63833780
>>63833763
look theres a couple p-51s and a b-25
Replies: >>63833801
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:53 AM No.63833783
>>63832943 (OP)
Trump looks like he's dozing off
Replies: >>63833798 >>63833813
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:58 AM No.63833784
>>63833170
>Will the Armata, Terminator and Orechnik be here ?
/thread
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:03 AM No.63833786
If there isnt an M4 Sherman for Ww2 then Russia has beaten the US
Replies: >>63833847
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:08 AM No.63833787
>>63833760
I do agree with the other poster that if it was too large it would appear scary and get criticized for that too. Also there's a cost concern the larger it becomes.
At the same time, this actually feels like a smaller parade I might have seen in rural areas in America, just with US army stuff instead of tractors, trucks, and floats.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:13 AM No.63833788
>>63833779
250 years
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:16 AM No.63833790
Bucket Man
Bucket Man
md5: b80347026f8fdb7cce0730957d15d77f๐Ÿ”
>Literally dressed up to shovel horse shit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:35 AM No.63833795
>Band of Brothers theme
B R U H
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:39 AM No.63833796
71612
71612
md5: 62d2450bc925e20dc1350238617c1e20๐Ÿ”
embarrassing spectacle
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:53 AM No.63833798
>>63833783
would/10 Melania tho
Replies: >>63833808
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:16 AM No.63833800
>>63833402
That's pocket change to the military.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:15 AM No.63833801
paid in exposure
paid in exposure
md5: 046cf4e62eb9cc79a737c09e844c89ab๐Ÿ”
>>63833778
Virgin Janny vs Chad Horse
>>63833780
Yeah ok, that's cute.
I like the old uniforms idea, though. One rarely gets to see the oldies outside of movie replicas.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:38 AM No.63833804
Not a single fucking soldier wants to be in this parade.
Replies: >>63833832
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:48 AM No.63833805
Now it's the chance, fly an fpv drone into trump!
Replies: >>63833819
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:03 AM No.63833808
>>63833798
>82nd airborne playing band of brothers theme
Replies: >>63833892
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:12 AM No.63833810
>>63833706
>fall behind China
The bulk of their equipment outside of the small portion of cutting edge stuff consists of Soviet knockoffs. And their cutting edge equipment consists of American knockoffs. There's not a single original thought there. I think anyone with half a brain realizes what will happen when they sperg out and try for Taiwan.
The USA has the only first world military on Earth, and everyone else will be seething about it for decades to come. Even moreso because it'll continue to dominate despite consisting of disinterested zoomers.
Replies: >>63833864 >>63833924
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:18 AM No.63833812
Where's the ww2 tanks?
Replies: >>63833826 >>63833828
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:19 AM No.63833813
>>63833783
He's literally an old doddering man at this point.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:34 AM No.63833815
Why aren't they marching?
Where are the push-up trucks??
Where are the spinning pajeets??
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:39 AM No.63833817
>101st wearing their leg berets the airborne way
Just let it go, guys.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:36:58 AM No.63833819
>>63833805
Kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:04 AM No.63833821
>woman in the panzer
C-cute
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:18 AM No.63833824
Jesus Poland had better parade. You forgot about Poland already.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:23 AM No.63833826
>>63833812
2 shermans
half track
Replies: >>63833835
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:24 AM No.63833827
USKKKA is out of abrams needs to roll out the Sherman-34
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:35 AM No.63833828
>>63833812
There they are.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:37 AM No.63833829
M16 my beloved
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:41 AM No.63833831
when the fuck do the military vehicles show up?
I dont care about watching a bunch of retarded zoomers in uniform. I want to see tanks, missile systems, better aircraft
Replies: >>63833838
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.63833832
>>63833804
That is a worlwide thing. parading sucks balls
Replies: >>63833844
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:51 AM No.63833833
That's not a M16...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:55 AM No.63833834
>>63832984
Donโ€™t forget to dilate!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:04 AM No.63833835
>>63833826
Oh my live stream is behind
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:07 AM No.63833837
2222
2222
md5: 8c7bdb04c28602424524c30ef77b7bf7๐Ÿ”
SHERMAN QT
Replies: >>63833841
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:25 AM No.63833838
>>63833831
They're showing WWII vics right now.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:38 AM No.63833841
>>63833837
FIND HER SOCIALS NOW
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:45 AM No.63833842
which US allies are still using the M16 today
Replies: >>63833903 >>63835088 >>63835693
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:57 AM No.63833844
push-up truck_thumb.jpg
push-up truck_thumb.jpg
md5: 9bd60f2396acbb5b08c02bee94310141๐Ÿ”
>>63833832
The real parades are the ones in the Middle East and other dictatorial shitholes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:38:58 AM No.63833845
Shermans
Shermans
md5: 2c03e84e3ef740c846a6955e6d38b54c๐Ÿ”
Will they do Korea though?
Replies: >>63833849 >>63833850 >>63833852 >>63833853 >>63833854 >>63833902
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:17 AM No.63833847
>>63833786
Okay they had TWO Shermans even, so twice as strong as Russia.
Replies: >>63833856
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:29 AM No.63833848
vehicle-weight-and-damage-chart
vehicle-weight-and-damage-chart
md5: 1af0e6222ae071339e2510bbbde9f944๐Ÿ”
>>63833071
>>63833225
Heavy vehicles do significantly damage roads. Given they are likely using rubber treads, the damage would be mitigated. Still you are likely looking at 60-70 tons for an M1 abrams. Max legal weight is 40 tons. It's probably fine if you're carful and aren't doing it a bunch. If the road already sucks though, then you're in trouble.
No skin off my back either way.

>t. work in the paving industry
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:32 AM No.63833849
>>63833845
spoke too soon
Replies: >>63833894
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:48 AM No.63833850
>>63833845
they're doing it right now nigga get on the pbs livestream
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:51 AM No.63833851
did this retard salute a truck
he's the only one standing why is he doing this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:57 AM No.63833852
>>63833845
They're doing it now!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:58 AM No.63833853
>>63833845
Just as you said it...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:59 AM No.63833854
>>63833845
The moment you said that they started with the Korean era lmao.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:18 AM No.63833856
>>63833847
The Americans made like 1 gazillion of them, you telling me they couldn't saved 50-100 of them for parades!?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:22 AM No.63833857
>>63833758
>>63832961
My hometown had a doctor named Richard Snipp who did vasectomies.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:23 AM No.63833858
COINBASE KEK
Replies: >>63833869
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:39 AM No.63833861
1744304993201940
1744304993201940
md5: b48f7f55d5cea9e056578f31ea1ac5a3๐Ÿ”
>coinbase
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:38 AM No.63833862
RDT_20250609_175534_thumb.jpg
RDT_20250609_175534_thumb.jpg
md5: 51f457fdc9dc82ae4f87310bfd4cd6f4๐Ÿ”
are there any good looking women in this parade?
Replies: >>63833880 >>63833882
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:48 AM No.63833863
I like cute girls riding on tanks
Replies: >>63833891
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:49 AM No.63833864
>>63833810
Thanks, i hope you're right. Pax Americana was great up until 10 years ago.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:50 AM No.63833865
>SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR
>COINBASE
these fuckin ads have made me laugh every time
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:56 AM No.63833866
>coinbase
wtf lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:58 AM No.63833867
1663810180995774
1663810180995774
md5: 0370c0bf131cb1ba75a863b833f628cc๐Ÿ”
>special thanks to our sponsor: coinbase
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:59 AM No.63833868
What the fuck is with you Americans and sponsorships?
Replies: >>63833881 >>63833890 >>63833895
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:01 AM No.63833869
1748799937269026
1748799937269026
md5: 3b9b58c6693ed8b6a592a71ec3a0a5d6๐Ÿ”
>>63833858
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:14 AM No.63833873
>>63833225
>why yes, I got hypoxia during birth
>no, you can't see it, and therefore I am normally intelligent
>btw, hurr durr, durr hurr
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:15 AM No.63833874
oh boy here come the mutt jokes from ignorant euros
Replies: >>63833884
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:23 AM No.63833877
>coinbase
what a nation of cucks and merchants
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:31 AM No.63833880
>>63833862
God I love ebony women.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:40 AM No.63833881
>>63833868
It's like the sponsors on race car.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:50 AM No.63833882
>>63833862
>are there any good looking women in this parade?
bold of you to assume their gender
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:53 AM No.63833884
>>63833874
too easy
driver looks bored as fuck though
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:04 AM No.63833885
replace that announcer with AI
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:04 AM No.63833886
coinbase sponsor? what's next, Mcdonald?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:06 AM No.63833888
this is some thirdie shit
Replies: >>63833902
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:15 AM No.63833889
>>63833229
I bet you seethe and dilate in the ukrowar threads
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:19 AM No.63833890
door dash_thumb.jpg
door dash_thumb.jpg
md5: 3818d99f47c2c36aabefd6b6b4ce4965๐Ÿ”
>>63833868
there is literally nothing wrong with marketing
Replies: >>63833986
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:22 AM No.63833891
>>63833863
Oh boy do I have an anime/manga for you anon
Replies: >>63833921
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:24 AM No.63833892
>>63833808
>band of brothers
I didn't watch that show because Tom Hanks was a producer and he went around talking about how the Japanese were unfairly villainized. My grandfather fought in the Marines at Iwo Jima. Japs found out.
Replies: >>63833908 >>63835281 >>63835457
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:35 AM No.63833894
Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson
md5: 8401ee7403988c5d99aec5af233b99f8๐Ÿ”
>>63833849
I did
Now will they do Panam and Grenada?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:40 AM No.63833895
>>63833868
Announcer is channeling US sports announcer vibes. They're treating it like a sports event I guess
Replies: >>63833915 >>63833956
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:41 AM No.63833896
>coinbase
they know their target market
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.63833898
1705255119354187
1705255119354187
md5: 451f1199969b9dac82bc9a282f4fef31๐Ÿ”
Man, it looks like the eat very well at the mess
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:07 AM No.63833900
HERE IT COMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:10 AM No.63833901
man it's gotta suck flying a huey in this fucking weather
>AH-1
based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:20 AM No.63833902
>>63833888
Thirdie parades at least have cringekino shit like >>63833845
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:23 AM No.63833903
>>63833842
russia
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:32 AM No.63833906
Aww cute classic helis, look at them buzz about.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:00 AM No.63833908
>>63833892
Band of Brother takes place in Europe though.
Replies: >>63833926
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:22 AM No.63833911
OH-58 Kiowa, my beloved.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:37 AM No.63833915
>>63833895
It feels more like a 4th of July parade or something like that. I've been to plenty with announcers like this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:40 AM No.63833916
why is that dude swinging a stick
Replies: >>63833923
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:42 AM No.63833917
>>63833503
See, nobody in STEM would talk like that, and in case you're not just trolling, but a regular retard:
There is no singular "science" you can "trust", and the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE tards are the same as you tards and both just take the "science" they agree with and disregard everything else. Both should be killed.
Replies: >>63833948
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:44 AM No.63833918
1692893801479003
1692893801479003
md5: 3e665dac035946a1945205b40107af3c๐Ÿ”
Bring on the capes
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:11 AM No.63833921
>>63833891
I've been wanting to watch girls und panzer for awhile, think I might watch it now
Replies: >>63833931
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:18 AM No.63833923
>>63833916
Why aren't you?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:21 AM No.63833924
>>63833810
um, ackshually, we kick our legs up really high when we march so you've already lost
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:47 AM No.63833926
>>63833908
like I said, I didn't watch the show. do you know who Tom Hanks is?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-hanks-wwii-comments-spark-controversy/
Replies: >>63833949 >>63834010 >>63835297
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:03 AM No.63833928
Now gotta ask, do you guys think they'll show Serbia? F-117 yay or nay?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:10 AM No.63833929
Huh, does the army maintain a stock of M16A1s? I figured they got rid of em all, since they don't use it as an honorguard rifle like the Garand or Springfield.
Replies: >>63833942
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:30 AM No.63833931
>>63833921
It's peak. Also if you want something from the German side I'd reccomend Schรคferhund.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:34 AM No.63833932
This is some shitty parade. Even the day is overcast, god hates america
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.63833933
I spy choccy chip
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.63833934
>chocolate chip
Hello kino
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:39 AM No.63833935
cc557dfa77446015a59ff65cfa32929b
cc557dfa77446015a59ff65cfa32929b
md5: fdc19d62a117cf98852a9e892b6d7527๐Ÿ”
Boys, you know that I love you, but you absolutely do not know how to conduct military parades.
t, Fortified Taras
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:51 AM No.63833937
1723048102524505
1723048102524505
md5: 270037de3cabb95a26feacd667c941fc๐Ÿ”
>>63832943 (OP)
I just hope they show the mobile burger king.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:03 AM No.63833941
The way the announcer pronounced Kiowa is irritating me, still the Helo formation was pretty cool
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:05 AM No.63833942
>>63833929
Why wouldn't they keep a handful around for ceremonial purposes?
Replies: >>63833951
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:15 AM No.63833943
mac
mac
md5: 4c0d254a8c17203ceaf66f11dfb0a1e1๐Ÿ”
which should I get, bros?
Replies: >>63833953 >>63833955 >>63833957 >>63833960 >>63833963 >>63834048 >>63834314 >>63835539
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:22 AM No.63833944
>The announcer mispronounced Garand
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:23 AM No.63833945
who the fuck is still operating the m16 mgmc or m3 or anything based on m3
announcer said still in service with us allies
but WHOMST????
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:44 AM No.63833948
vax_thumb.jpg
vax_thumb.jpg
md5: f997fe4aebaafc53e5e875cba803d983๐Ÿ”
>>63833917
>Both should be killed.
I don't think anybody needs to be killed yet.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:45 AM No.63833949
>>63833926
He's not even in that show
Replies: >>63833967 >>63835351
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:47:53 AM No.63833951
>>63833942
Banan day
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:02 AM No.63833953
>>63833943
Popeye's
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:10 AM No.63833954
>>63833678
>bunch of abrams tanks
>bunch of bradleys
yawn
why can't we do this with the navy that would be way cooler.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:11 AM No.63833955
>>63833943
Popeye's.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:12 AM No.63833956
>>63833895
Just like politics
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:15 AM No.63833957
>>63833943
Panera
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:21 AM No.63833959
BRADLEYS COMING UP
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:22 AM No.63833960
>>63833943
homemade
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:41 AM No.63833963
>>63833943
Chick
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:49 AM No.63833965
Doubt the army owns any of the vintage stuff, itโ€™s probably all on loan from private collectors
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:57 AM No.63833967
>>63833949
He was a producer of that show. Maybe check your facts before you act like a know it all
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:17 AM No.63833969
Green Bradleys are so beautiful.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:33 AM No.63833971
1749941254637382
1749941254637382
md5: 4417855a24073f658b9883f05e5c6641๐Ÿ”
Thoughts?
Replies: >>63833984
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:35 AM No.63833972
61236
61236
md5: aaa7b564e95549ada9e691ba20a81d54๐Ÿ”
How pathetic! These worthless bastards will never fight for their homeland. SLAVA RUSSIA!!!
Replies: >>63834019
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:37 AM No.63833973
You see this is why you don't do parades unless you already have a tradition of big parades, this just looks sparse and limp
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:39 AM No.63833974
11th-Airborne-Division-Patch-3
11th-Airborne-Division-Patch-3
md5: b902e235363c2f92674884b480ef7d55๐Ÿ”
When is America's Finest Airborne Division going to make an appearance?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:41 AM No.63833975
The spacing and width of the troops is just off, seems so weird and low energy. US seems to lack a proper parade ground where everyone would gather up after marching by.
Replies: >>63834000
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:45 AM No.63833979
Woah they named a whole division after a call of duty DLC?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:50 AM No.63833982
jesus christ so many people off step, did they even practice?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:59 AM No.63833983
>that wobbly as fuck barrel on the lead Abrams
oof
Replies: >>63833987
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:50:03 AM No.63833984
>>63833971
The marching is AWFUL
Replies: >>63833996 >>63833999
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:50:26 AM No.63833986
>>63833890
>there is literally nothing wrong with marketing
If this was supposed to be a joke, it was not funny.
If you were being serious, please give me your address so I can come and beat you to death.
Replies: >>63834028
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:50:30 AM No.63833987
>>63833983
stabilizer's off
Replies: >>63833997
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:50:58 AM No.63833994
CHADLEY <3
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:03 AM No.63833996
>>63833984
American marching has, historically, been awful.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:05 AM No.63833997
>>63833987
all the other tanks have it on, I wonder why.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:08 AM No.63833999
Armored Fist
Armored Fist
md5: 0fc9d60a0dff71e08b8b82802029b0a5๐Ÿ”
>>63833984
Its not a march, its a waddle.
Ducks march better than this.
Replies: >>63834008
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:15 AM No.63834000
>>63833975
you don't need a parade ground to learn to march
just a more or less level open space and half a day of dicking around
Replies: >>63834019
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:28 AM No.63834002
Chadleys
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:49 AM No.63834005
this is embarrassing
did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced? they should have borrowed some Marines and put them in army uniforms to get some proper marshaling out there. looks like theyre casually walking to the fucking PX or something
I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldiers
Replies: >>63834024 >>63834049 >>63834052
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:54 AM No.63834006
Theyโ€™re clearly marching in route step, army doesnโ€™t do much drill and ceremony anymore, leave the high step bullshit to China and Nork parades
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:01 AM No.63834007
*screech* *screech*
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:03 AM No.63834008
>>63833999
That's the historical American march. It's more of a stroll with a slight arm swing. It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.
Replies: >>63834062
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:08 AM No.63834010
>>63833926
Nobody cares you fucking sperg, what is it with rightoid retards not being able to separate the art and the artist? You're exactly the same as leftoid retard with MUH PROBLEMATIC and MUH METOO bullshit, just kill yourself you waste of life, and I hope your faggot gramps rots in hell.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:18 AM No.63834011
>not one m113
for shame
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:25 AM No.63834012
>DANA
/sp/ bros
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:25 AM No.63834013
Dana White... are you fucking kidding me?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:34 AM No.63834014
Screenshot 2025-06-15 at 01-52-11 _pol_ - MILITARY PARADE THREAD - Politically Incorrect - 4chan
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:40 AM No.63834016
>commanders cant decide whether to wave or salute
this is dreadful wtf

and where the fuck is gavin??
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:49 AM No.63834018
>humvee with bench seats
haven't seen one of those in a long ass time
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:50 AM No.63834019
>>63834000
Not in that sense but a parade guard where everyone can stand at attention either before or after marching by like pic rel >>63833972
Replies: >>63834036
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:02 AM No.63834020
Why is the turret shaking like that?
Replies: >>63834031 >>63834032 >>63834034 >>63834042
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:18 AM No.63834024
>>63834005
>I know the guys in the cosplay uniforms aren't soldiers
wrong.
the announcer even said as much.
The guys in Civil War and WWI gear were all currently soldiers.
The announcer even mentioned which section of the military were from but I cant recall.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:20 AM No.63834025
>Marco Rubio yawned
KEK
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:21 AM No.63834027
>marco rubio stifling a yawn
lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:22 AM No.63834028
trugger down_thumb.jpg
trugger down_thumb.jpg
md5: 11e173f667bff4efe5b8bdabe752f7e2๐Ÿ”
>>63833986
>how DARE you promote your products and/or services to educate consumers on their benefits

fuck off
Replies: >>63834041
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:04 AM No.63834031
>>63834020
its plastic
we sent all our real gaybrams to ukraine to get droned
Replies: >>63834040
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:11 AM No.63834032
>>63834020
The stabilizer is locked.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:17 AM No.63834034
>>63834020
Maybe shit is broken and they just figured "fuck it, stupid civvies won't care. we can fix it later"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:25 AM No.63834036
>>63834019
>where everyone can stand at attention
that would imply that they can wheel and turn in formation
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:44 AM No.63834039
>cameraman trying to hide that there's like nobody in the stands
>Guys in fatigues wallking lackadaisically
>green abrams green bradely green abrams green bradly
>rubio yawning
this is so grim
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:54:57 AM No.63834040
>>63834031
>we
Replies: >>63834231
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:05 AM No.63834041
>>63834028
is he ok
Replies: >>63834054
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:07 AM No.63834042
>>63834020
Stabilizer is off. Driving it around with it on all the time leads to maintenance hours.
Replies: >>63834063
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:33 AM No.63834048
>>63833943
boston
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:39 AM No.63834049
>>63834005
>did the military stop doing drills when the stress cards got introduced?
back to foxnews gramps
Replies: >>63834231
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:43 AM No.63834050
The best part about this parade is how much fucking shit people have talked about Russia's parades when compared to this fucking pathetic one, Russia's are 10/10 haha
Replies: >>63834064 >>63834087 >>63834231 >>63834267
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:47 AM No.63834052
>>63834005
I really don't mind that the US isn't all that good at marching. Means they're spending that time doing literally anything more productive, including beating off.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:53 AM No.63834054
>>63834041
actually, the crash dislodged the food he was choking on saving his life
Replies: >>63834093
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:54 AM No.63834055
why were they talking about Old Ironsides?
I thought Old Ironsides was a boat
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:02 AM No.63834057
Man it feels weird seeing all these bare right sleeves
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:08 AM No.63834060
love the silence and mild cheers
Replies: >>63834068 >>63834070
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:25 AM No.63834061
>no music again
if they played some marches it would help with their actual marching
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:25 AM No.63834062
>>63834008
>It's fucking based because it's so casual in comparison to everyone else.
embarrasing cope
Replies: >>63834077
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:37 AM No.63834063
>>63834042
But wouldn't the barrel flopping around also be bad? Tanks used to have those braces so the barrel would not have to constantly float when it wasn't in action, and I was under the impression that stabilizers helped with exactly that issue.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:42 AM No.63834064
>>63834050
Seethe vatnik.
Replies: >>63834075
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:41 AM No.63834065
Bradleys
Bradleys
md5: d59f0dff4e8f47fdbb64846a17fc0b1e๐Ÿ”
So whats the next sponsor to be announced? Burger King?
Replies: >>63834073 >>63834088 >>63834095 >>63834590
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:08 AM No.63834068
>>63834060
To be fair, it's a long narrow stand, not a concentrated crowd.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:15 AM No.63834070
>>63834060
And the crowd goes miiild
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:21 AM No.63834073
>>63834065
Believe it or not, its OnlyFans.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:24 AM No.63834075
>>63834064
seethe about what?
This parade is horrendous in comparison. I'm laughing.
Replies: >>63834092
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:48 AM No.63834077
>>63834062
It's been this way since at least the 1940s. The robo-soldier march is quintessentially un-American. Cope however you must.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.63834078
YOOO UFC!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:56 AM No.63834080
Screenshot 2025-06-15 at 01-54-47 President Trump Participates in the 250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade - YouTube
>your face when instead of a day off at a bar you have to walk in front of Trump
Replies: >>63834108
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:03 AM No.63834081
UFC kekw
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:22 AM No.63834086
very odd vibes, I don't know what to make of it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:23 AM No.63834087
fall-of-baghdad
fall-of-baghdad
md5: fe127d1280eea1e429f28b07042b29d1๐Ÿ”
>>63834050
The amount of cope and seethe US parade is generating is extremely amusing, maybe Russia's parade skills may help them take Kyiv this year?
Replies: >>63834115
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:23 AM No.63834088
hamburgerler_thumb.jpg
hamburgerler_thumb.jpg
md5: 79a9e302c68ccbe4050c89f136959001๐Ÿ”
>>63834065
BUY OUR BURGERS
Replies: >>63834100 >>63834112 >>63834128
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:33 AM No.63834089
why are they ALL fat?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:49 AM No.63834092
>>63834075
Uh huh.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:49 AM No.63834093
>>63834054
checkmate atheists
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:56 AM No.63834094
This is so fucking weird.
Replies: >>63834118 >>63834273
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:57 AM No.63834095
>>63834065
>Shit cinematography

Like why are they zooming in so close to the tanks and the drivers and why are they changing shots/angle every single time? WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?
Replies: >>63834102 >>63834137 >>63834170
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:10 AM No.63834097
we do see a lot more tracked stuff than the french usually show, but with how awful they are at marching, they should have really cut down on the infantry formations
Replies: >>63834127
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:26 AM No.63834100
>>63834088
Fucking dirty burger goblin
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:27 AM No.63834101
>no goose-stepping
lack soul of 3rd world countries
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:31 AM No.63834102
>>63834095
you know you're watching a news stream, right?
Replies: >>63834129
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:02 AM No.63834107
lol?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:03 AM No.63834108
>>63834080
They also need to spend tomorrow packing up, the green weenie strikes again!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:07 AM No.63834111
ooohhh... barracuda.
Replies: >>63834120 >>63834121
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:11 AM No.63834112
>>63834088
lmao wtf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:12 AM No.63834113
Feels like he's reading a simplified english wikipedia page
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:18 AM No.63834114
why tf is kristi noem wearing a top gun cosplay lmfao

>special thanks to our sponsor UFC
>....
>ON SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001

oh my god this is parody
Replies: >>63834168
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:21 AM No.63834115
>>63834087
I dont care about the war.
I'm just laughing at all the shit I've seen talked about Russia's parades on this board since 2008ish, and the first time the US does a military parade in our lifetime (that I can even remember, at least) it's shit.
It's just funny.
It's also funny how all you faggots immediately pop out of the woodwork to cry vatnik.
Replies: >>63834133 >>63834145
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:32 AM No.63834118
>>63834094
The whole thing feels so phoned in. How do you manage to make a parade boring. Not even a marching band. Does nobody give a shit at the pentagon anymore??
Replies: >>63834126 >>63834132 >>63834134 >>63834187
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:00:59 AM No.63834120
>>63834111
honestly, I vibe with Barracuda for marches.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:06 AM No.63834121
america-america
america-america
md5: 81075990b71bcbd3660b7fa283d1c357๐Ÿ”
>>63834111
fuck ya
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:15 AM No.63834124
the fucking sponsors lmao
Replies: >>63834136
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:19 AM No.63834126
>>63834118
>Not even a marching band.
There has been about a dozen bands. What the fuck are you watching?
Replies: >>63834147 >>63834155
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:21 AM No.63834127
>>63834097
The goal is to show infantry throughout the US history.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:26 AM No.63834128
>>63834088
People Order Our Patties
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:32 AM No.63834129
>>63834102
They get their stream from whoever is organizing this, it's the same when RT or whatever is showing the Victory day parade, they just stream the offical one and add some shit graphic.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:37 AM No.63834130
banditradio
banditradio
md5: e743ca7f1d6aba6cb6936f343e02dc25๐Ÿ”
>that shot of the administration stand
>every single one of them looked miserable
KWAB
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:46 AM No.63834132
>>63834118
The serious people have been purged already.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:47 AM No.63834133
>>63834115
Trump wishes he was Putin
Replies: >>63834138
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:01:48 AM No.63834134
>>63834118
what would they do instead? a try-hard parade so they could be accused of being nazis?
Replies: >>63834144 >>63834151 >>63834153 >>63834162 >>63834193 >>63834203
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:02:15 AM No.63834136
3036670-inline-i-2-what-logos-crave-behind-the-scenes-with-the-logos-in-idiocracy
>>63834124
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:02:29 AM No.63834137
Strykers
Strykers
md5: 94e34fdde129b856080c2952ceb67aaf๐Ÿ”
>>63834095
The fact they put the sound mic over the treads so we get nothing but squeaks
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:02:32 AM No.63834138
>>63834133
Okay, reddit.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:02:48 AM No.63834140
damn wtf half the crowd are gooks
Replies: >>63834149
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:11 AM No.63834144
parade_thumb.jpg
parade_thumb.jpg
md5: 180758b10f80f6aa83f6ca36686864fe๐Ÿ”
>>63834134
Replies: >>63834160 >>63834176 >>63834195
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:12 AM No.63834145
>>63834115
I wasnt surprised at all, russia and other shitholes are good at parades and russia even has dedicated parade units. This is still a terrible parade tho and it looks like they didnt practice nor do they have a clue whats going on lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:13 AM No.63834147
>>63834126
Stream in the OP link.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:30 AM No.63834148
Stryker MGS pls
Replies: >>63834154
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:35 AM No.63834149
>>63834140
pretty much all gooks except chinese are proud as fuck to be american.
Replies: >>63834169
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:45 AM No.63834150
56078B55-478B-49B0-8BA8-CFA36E933D2E
56078B55-478B-49B0-8BA8-CFA36E933D2E
md5: a6ecaa1f871172f33ee2f26500b4849f๐Ÿ”
>that fucking chink in an American flag ten gallon hatโ€ฆ
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:49 AM No.63834151
>>63834134
First try, I suppose next year will get more refined, hopefully.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:03 AM No.63834153
>>63834134
They are already accused of being so, might as well go all the way.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:10 AM No.63834154
>>63834148
Gone, reduced to ashes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:21 AM No.63834155
>>63834126
All I hear is shitty guitar music from the official whitehouse youtube stream.
Replies: >>63834167 >>63834183
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:28 AM No.63834156
What the fuck is going on? 2 minutes of random ass crowd shots with shitty music? Why isn't the announcer talking about the equipment? Jesus fucking christ this is pathetic.
Replies: >>63834169 >>63834173 >>63834185
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:36 AM No.63834157
Forced Stryker
Forced Stryker
md5: da412088408617e16a85c6ec88146d78๐Ÿ”
>the fucking forced smile
Replies: >>63834174 >>63834179 >>63834200 >>63834230
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:50 AM No.63834160
Foreman_vexed
Foreman_vexed
md5: 6a94c2e21c0286a5523880f903296741๐Ÿ”
>>63834144
hmm. maybe next year.
Replies: >>63834275
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:04:59 AM No.63834161
The classic American band: Led Zeppelin.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:04 AM No.63834162
AP24196319274703
AP24196319274703
md5: a1e4dea3867a6bfb6e3cc1058fcd6b36๐Ÿ”
>>63834134
Yes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:23 AM No.63834167
>>63834155
Many bands have come and gone.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:24 AM No.63834168
costco-welcome
costco-welcome
md5: a3cfaa68a7384185dcffea5d286ca96e๐Ÿ”
>>63834114
Idiocracy was meant to be a parody, not a roadmap.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:25 AM No.63834169
>>63834156
he lost his notes, please understand

>>63834149
can't blame them desu
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:30 AM No.63834170
>>63834095
>WHO IS DIRECTING THIS!?
A complete fucking retard. Never seen so many shitty camera changes before. Out of focus, out of frame, shaking. Amateur hour.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:44 AM No.63834173
>>63834156
kek, was about to ask the same, or if there's some alternative audio track and I caught the wrong one.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:46 AM No.63834174
>>63834157
WHY ARE YOU WAVING?

YOU AIN'T THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:05:51 AM No.63834176
>>63834144
Now THAT'S a parade!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:01 AM No.63834179
>>63834157
You could even see him sigh in discomfort.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:18 AM No.63834182
damn this edition of coachella sucks
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:19 AM No.63834183
>>63834155
It's not exactly March of the Grenadiers is it, the whole show feels like something you'd see at a monster truck rally in Tenessee.
Replies: >>63834212
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:22 AM No.63834185
>>63834156
they arrived late
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:23 AM No.63834187
>>63834118
An event like this wasn't on anyone's docket until a couple months ago, prepping for something like this takes time. If they had a year+ to move everything into place it would've looked better, but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.
Replies: >>63834220 >>63834222
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:34 AM No.63834190
why are they only playing instrumentals, sounds so weird
Replies: >>63834208
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:43 AM No.63834193
>>63834134
yes?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:47 AM No.63834195
>>63834144
SOVL
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.63834196
Holy shit they are WADDLING why are they WADDLING they aren't even that fat holy shit
Replies: >>63834236 >>63834256
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:02 AM No.63834198
bro they are just walking lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:03 AM No.63834200
>>63834157
dude is dropping spaghettis harder than a fat weeb talking to a girl
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:09 AM No.63834202
>Rangers cant even march

LMAOOOO
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:20 AM No.63834203
>>63834134
>Its shit on purpose
This is some extremely desperate justification for a bad parade.
Replies: >>63834226
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:29 AM No.63834204
bros, this isn't making me more confident in our military.
Replies: >>63834215
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:36 AM No.63834205
Bro the fucking shuffle I'm dying.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:41 AM No.63834208
>>63834190
Probably can't endorse any lyrics
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:43 AM No.63834209
the way they walk is so goofy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:47 AM No.63834211
They need to make a proper parade, bald eagles NEOOOOOW B-2 ABOVE thousand paratroopers with US flags, tight armor formations shooting guns in the air MURICA
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:54 AM No.63834212
>>63834183
Whoa! Almost like it's America or something.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:00 AM No.63834214
Its too easy to make the joke
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:02 AM No.63834215
>>63834204
>a good military is when you can march
okay chang/vanya
Replies: >>63834227 >>63834233
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:08 AM No.63834217
I'm just now realizing that there's been no one wearing dress uniforms. SAD!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:09 AM No.63834218
oh shit special forces better blur out their faces
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:11 AM No.63834220
>>63834187
>but that's hard to do with a military that actually does things.
Yeah doing things like losing wars to countries without air forces.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:21 AM No.63834222
>>63834187
Maybe they shouldn't have pushed it last minute just because the President wanted to feel like a big man.
Replies: >>63834228
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:25 AM No.63834223
This is a bit of a letdown.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:38 AM No.63834224
"special" forces
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:44 AM No.63834225
belgium-belge
belgium-belge
md5: dd423acf15e2f36a496ba5fc2e7c40a7๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63834248 >>63834297
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:46 AM No.63834226
>>63834203
The next step is
>We didn't want that parade anyway, hoholiberal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:54 AM No.63834227
>>63834215
>being extremely disorganized in a simple task isn't a bad sign
ok Rajesh
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:57 AM No.63834228
>>63834222
These planes predate his presidency but whatever, it's Trump and you're going to see the.
Replies: >>63834250
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:01 AM No.63834230
Harry
Harry
md5: bde2e8e0527a6a5f8c8216fd203be9cd๐Ÿ”
>>63834157
he might be me everyday
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:05 AM No.63834231
IMG_6109
IMG_6109
md5: 0e32908c0f21dcd7e37df99e3f46dc4a๐Ÿ”
>>63834040
sorry meant me as in we
>>63834049
if only you knew how bad things are
>>63834050
I like skinny malnourished gopniks they fly higher when droned
Replies: >>63834251 >>63834252
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:13 AM No.63834233
>>63834215
A good military is when you unit can act in a coordinated manner
Replies: >>63834247
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:17 AM No.63834235
Screenshot 2025-06-14 180808
Screenshot 2025-06-14 180808
md5: 61767a696b53c499eae90747122debcf๐Ÿ”
Is that a fucking SFAB with the 75th?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:20 AM No.63834236
>>63834196
its probably hard to keep time when the president is blasting 170bpm boomer rock at you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:35 AM No.63834240
strongestarmyintheworld
strongestarmyintheworld
md5: 5d31f2cb27bf82cab3a7b5a40de051d3๐Ÿ”
can't even stand in a straight line lmaoo
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:36 AM No.63834241
Oh now you faggots remembers you have allies, nice of you to notice. Maybe stop trying to backstab them as a next step.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:41 AM No.63834243
Trump absolutely wanted what he saw in Europe and Russia. I bet Hegseth is shitting bricks over how badly the DoD fucked him on this. But heโ€™s surrounded by enemies in the DoD if he wanted to push this parade over the top heโ€™d have to make it his mission in life and it clearly was not. He thought he could just tell his staff to make it the best ever parade and all his enemies just smiled to his face telling him all was well lol. I bet the media is going to use this a new angle of attack to wedge in between Trump and Hegseth. Media rooms across the country are currently starting work on Mondayโ€™s headlines about how trash the parade was and how humiliating it was to Trump etc.
Replies: >>63834258 >>63834282 >>63834302
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:08 AM No.63834247
>>63834233
And yet, despite all the parading the Russians do...
Replies: >>63834284
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:10 AM No.63834248
>>63834225
at least those were cadets
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:12 AM No.63834249
They couldn't spend 1 day on fucking drill?
Replies: >>63834286
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:14 AM No.63834250
>>63834228
Was your response so kneejerk you couldn't even get the whole post finished properly?
Replies: >>63834281
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:17 AM No.63834251
>>63834231
I knew something smelled funny about this thread, fucking contrarian niggers
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:18 AM No.63834252
>>63834231
Clean those fingernails, Pri
Replies: >>63834290
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:29 AM No.63834256
>>63834196
Bone spurs.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:34 AM No.63834257
The FF7 parade march was real all along
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:40 AM No.63834258
>>63834243
?????
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:43 AM No.63834260
Jesus, Trump better call in some Kremlin favours to teach the Americans how to march, this is terrible.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:46 AM No.63834262
The narrator needs to be sent to el salvador
Replies: >>63834277 >>63834279
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:14 AM No.63834267
850278A2-1E79-48BF-96E1-D2BD4CAA5C02
850278A2-1E79-48BF-96E1-D2BD4CAA5C02
md5: 412c0b9dd52b91e04c936e895f7c0104๐Ÿ”
>>63834050

Ivan, the majority opinion of this board is that this parade is fucking stupid and just Trump indulging in his retarded narcissism.

No one even looks like they want to be there. Should I just lighten the mood and post some train excursions pics I took today?
Replies: >>63834295 >>63834298
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:19 AM No.63834269
Holy fuck, 10th MTN looks jacked up
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:26 AM No.63834272
pretty sure that was a laser stryker (DE-M-SHORAD) that just drove past
Replies: >>63834279
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:26 AM No.63834273
>>63834094
Not even the fucking air itself wants this. It ain't right
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:42 AM No.63834275
>>63834160
>This vexes me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:43 AM No.63834276
>>63832943 (OP)
The peanut gallery looks so bored
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:44 AM No.63834277
>>63834262
No bully, he's doing his best
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:58 AM No.63834278
himars-sama...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:08 AM No.63834279
>>63834262
Right after the parade.
>>63834272
Shit did I miss that while posting? Damn gotta rewind afterwards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:17 AM No.63834281
>>63834250
Nah, youre not worth the effort of a reread prior to posting.
Replies: >>63834301
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:19 AM No.63834282
>>63834243
Hegseth was too busy drowning in a bottle of Jack to handle this properly. You know he handed it off, and they handed it off, and so on until they slapped this together.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:28 AM No.63834284
>>63834247
Mobiks don't march in parades. And I would assume that those who march in parades don't fight.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:30 AM No.63834285
ah, AC/DC, another classic american band
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:43 AM No.63834286
>>63834249
Nah, US Army is more focused on doing paper work and political infighting than to train how to fight or march.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:59 AM No.63834287
>bad posture
>desynced
>walking in a weird way
I don't think it's that hard to stand upright and walk in unison what the fuck?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:00 AM No.63834288
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MARCH MUSIC YOU HACK FRAUDS
Replies: >>63834311 >>63834340 >>63834345
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:00 AM No.63834289
Hegseth looks like he's enjoying the music more than the parade
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:04 AM No.63834290
IMG_1544
IMG_1544
md5: 3a4050f0c8353c4da2f9c6305c47602f๐Ÿ”
>>63834252
I do actual work, sorry
Replies: >>63835247
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.63834292
Oh HiMars
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:23 AM No.63834294
1746127436434978
1746127436434978
md5: b96005133a22432241a2d566b55c50da๐Ÿ”
This was so bad lmao.

A Shein bastille day, embarassing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:35 AM No.63834295
>>63834267
I don't even disagree with you, but the fact our military can't even march in a straight line for half a mile in lock-step is a fucking disgrace.
I don't know why you're so assdamaged about me saying this when the entire consensus of this thread agrees with me yet you're sperging out and calling people ivan lol.
People are allowed to critique something when it looks shitty, if that upsets you, you might be a liberal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:50 AM No.63834297
>>63834225
maybe they were on a bridge or something
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:51 AM No.63834298
>>63834267
>he majority opinion of this board
get a load of this guy
Replies: >>63834321
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:13:59 AM No.63834301
>>63834281
I guess you put as much effort into defending them as they put into this parade.
Replies: >>63834316
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:10 AM No.63834302
>>63834243
Trump wanted what he saw in Paris, after he went to bastille day parade he started talking about some big military parade
this has to be a massive let down
Replies: >>63834331 >>63834332
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:11 AM No.63834303
Where's the Giga Nigga and the pushup platoon?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:27 AM No.63834305
>Van Halen - Jump

You're right. A song about suicide really fits this parade right about now lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:28 AM No.63834306
>Palantir
There it is...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:31 AM No.63834308
PALANTIR
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:39 AM No.63834310
Dear god why are they playing fucking boomer rock music
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:43 AM No.63834311
>>63834288
to be fair this is better than american marching music, if they managed to have a proper parade with just endless vehicles or something and constant flybys it would be ok
Replies: >>63834330
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:50 AM No.63834313
file
file
md5: 3a05f98d12f8d76436ba88743921558f๐Ÿ”
Burgerbors, my disappointment is immense. See you at Bastille Day, and take some few notes.
I expect WAY better from the masters of entertainment and big shows. If LA 2028 is as disappointing, I'll start questioning a lot of things I held true for all my life.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:55 AM No.63834314
>>63833943
Rollin
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:03 AM No.63834316
>>63834301
I'm not defending anyone. Im merely tired of your tds shitting up /k/.
Replies: >>63834336
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:19 AM No.63834317
Kneecapped by only being an Army event, if they pulled all the branches together with better lead times they could've put on a much better show for the 250th anniversary of the US next year
Replies: >>63834327 >>63834334 >>63834371
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:21 AM No.63834318
Conan Laugh
Conan Laugh
md5: 5d5be99153269bfe9fbc64a5f8c15973๐Ÿ”
PALANTIR
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:32 AM No.63834320
I'd rather watch college football
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:34 AM No.63834321
>>63834298
play along. he needs this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:44 AM No.63834323
kwaak
kwaak
md5: 0bb818f3324b44432a94f1b26219bf19๐Ÿ”
jesus christ
Replies: >>63834337
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:54 AM No.63834324
1749942738066964_thumb.jpg
1749942738066964_thumb.jpg
md5: 9805cecc5ba227c062d6cfd34e7a443b๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63834355 >>63834375
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:04 AM No.63834327
>>63834317
They will. We haven't had a big parade in a generation.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:16 AM No.63834328
>Palantir
THIS CAN'T BE REAL WTF
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:24 AM No.63834330
>>63834311
And remind me why they didn't do it, it would have been metal as fuck, and would show the world just how fucked they would be against the US, instead we are looking at people who don't salute, march, and boomer tunes instead of patriotic beats.
Replies: >>63834342
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:26 AM No.63834331
>>63834302
It's first try in a while and they didn't have that much of a time to organize stuff, still funny and I hope they keep going.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:33 AM No.63834332
>>63834302
the french parades look like shit, but at least they can synchronise their step
Replies: >>63834373
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:36 AM No.63834333
LMAO it's a live band?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:39 AM No.63834334
why'd the army stop acquiring strykers anyways, is it just because we're leaving the chinese front to the marines or what
>>63834317
should've done that tbdesu
Replies: >>63834348 >>63834415
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.63834336
>>63834316
Guess you are gonna be dropping Musk Derangement Syndrome since the two of them aren't best friends anymore, who are you gonna apply it on next as mindless defence whenever someone upsets you.
Replies: >>63834353
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.63834337
>>63834323
its code!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:44 AM No.63834338
image_2025-06-15_011634713
image_2025-06-15_011634713
md5: 26fb7961c66511f0697a6d0d8bc2972c๐Ÿ”
bruh
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:48 AM No.63834339
91550
91550
md5: 764d2b9d0a356c032cea4cd9d54249df๐Ÿ”
>United States Army 250th Anniversary Parade
>Sponsored by COINBASE
>Sponsored by UFC
>Sponsored by PALANTIR
Replies: >>63834357 >>63834359
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:56 AM No.63834340
>>63834288
This is why the marching is so exceptionally shit lmao, they're trying to match their timing to fucking boomer rock
Replies: >>63834362
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:11 AM No.63834342
>>63834330
>Nooo they aren't vatniks/chinks and didn't dedicate 3 months of extensive training to the event
I'm fine with this.
Replies: >>63834350 >>63834389
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:33 AM No.63834345
>>63834288
Best we could do was boomer rock of bands that aren't even American.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:35 AM No.63834346
if its an army event that means no big air force fly pasts pissing on their parade right?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:52 AM No.63834348
>>63834334
strykers aren't amphibs retard
Replies: >>63834410
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:57 AM No.63834349
IT AINT ME
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:01 AM No.63834350
>>63834342
Come on, now, I am Bulgarian, even our parades actually make an effort, and don't have sponsorships. This is meant to be broadcasted worldwide.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:04 AM No.63834351
Can we all just take a minute and give thanks that everything is painted green again instead of the desert colors?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:12 AM No.63834353
>>63834336
I don't give a shit about your parasocial relationships. All I want is you to either keep them to yourself or take that shit to /pol/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:12 AM No.63834354
>Fortunate Son playing now
They're like 20 minutes late for this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:17 AM No.63834355
>>63834324
These are the least intimidating fucks I've ever seen, they look timid.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:20 AM No.63834356
sop
sop
md5: ba22e083eac8d90ce4bccf2ae58149de๐Ÿ”
Favorite chatspam?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:23 AM No.63834357
>>63834339
the macparadetm
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:32 AM No.63834359
1740226647459978
1740226647459978
md5: ebb5b4a3bc7163bb414cad1d5aacaca3๐Ÿ”
>>63834339
Peak burgerpunk
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:36 AM No.63834362
>>63834340
they weren't any better when they had the bands playing marches behind them
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:39 AM No.63834363
Kermlin is taking notes on all of our hardware now lmfao
Replies: >>63834369 >>63834393 >>63834408
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:49 AM No.63834364
>Fortunate Son
Holy shit, what's next, Born in the USA?
Replies: >>63834377 >>63834382 >>63834404 >>63834425
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:53 AM No.63834366
6234s
6234s
md5: 97c32c9c2d4f11617bb2a2af90a9ce7f๐Ÿ”
lamao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:18:56 AM No.63834367
1364306660001
1364306660001
md5: 3871cdc0bda3a003cd7418cafafac44a๐Ÿ”
>Yeah we can't march or put on a military spectacle of dignity and honour, but at least the US military wins wars.
Mate you, don't even do that. Vietnam, Iraq, Korea, Afghanistan...
Replies: >>63834374 >>63834383
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:05 AM No.63834369
>>63834363
what the fuck do you think they're going to learn from a parade you fucking demoralized retard?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:08 AM No.63834370
All Smiles
All Smiles
md5: 4beb87875ce1f016e5bd0056232c2c67๐Ÿ”
When do we get sponsored by the great taste of Charleston Chew?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:13 AM No.63834371
>>63834317
That is actually planned. It's called Project 250 or something like that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:17 AM No.63834372
>>63833678
They literally always do this, this isn't new. That's been done since well before Clinton man.
Replies: >>63834912
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:18 AM No.63834373
file
file
md5: 3675f0097f44be798d4cb69324da1396๐Ÿ”
>>63834332
Nah, they look fucking kino, especially compared to this embarrassing shit. Look at this motherfucker oozing pure unfiltered SOVL, not to mention the cool motherfucking axes.
Replies: >>63834454
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:20 AM No.63834374
>>63834367
What country are you from?
Replies: >>63834402 >>63834474
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:22 AM No.63834375
>>63834324
grim
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:34 AM No.63834377
>>63834364
Don't jinx it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:35 AM No.63834378
What a humiliation ritual.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:44 AM No.63834380
file
file
md5: 6afffd5dba21efb1f99e7f0585e722a2๐Ÿ”
w-what
Replies: >>63834398 >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:50 AM No.63834381
of all branches... the army who never gave a fuck about marching
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:50 AM No.63834382
>>63834364
I'm hoping to hear Enter Sandman.
Replies: >>63834397 >>63834417 >>63834420
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:54 AM No.63834383
>>63834367
>Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...
not wars
>Korea
technically still ongoing
Replies: >>63834723
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:59 AM No.63834385
eO7q2w0[1]
eO7q2w0[1]
md5: 08c54f680f7f2a3219a85b52fde44e0c๐Ÿ”
kek at this guy wearing a camo tie
Replies: >>63834395 >>63834401 >>63834406
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:05 AM No.63834387
Is there any way they can march next time with guns and body armor? I think this is the real letdown, let me guess, some DC law forbids that.
Replies: >>63834411
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:08 AM No.63834388
sgt
sgt
md5: 38e46760ddbb60bea41682cf85c7c0a9๐Ÿ”
wtf?!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:09 AM No.63834389
>>63834342
>We MEANT it to be shit
It would have been better if they hadn't done it at all.
Replies: >>63834405
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:15 AM No.63834390
Kek imagine telling CCR in 69 that Fortunate Son will be played on a military parade one day
Replies: >>63834425
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:15 AM No.63834391
h
h
md5: b8cb094d75fc014c773f4a266dad2e80๐Ÿ”
K I N O
Replies: >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:27 AM No.63834392
>future historians looking up the marches of the strongest army in the history of the world
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:27 AM No.63834393
>>63834363
When was the last time the Army even got new toys, all this shit is 30+ years old
Replies: >>63834407 >>63834412 >>63834423
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:31 AM No.63834395
>>63834385
A fucking clown
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:40 AM No.63834397
>>63834382
wish granted
Replies: >>63834409
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:40 AM No.63834398
>>63834380
Should go crazy with filters and dynamic camera angles with phonk music
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:50 AM No.63834400
>enter sandman
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:01 AM No.63834401
>>63834385
what tie?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:05 AM No.63834402
>>63834374
One that, wins it's wars
Replies: >>63834421
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:12 AM No.63834404
>>63834364
Only thing that could top it would be American Idot, but surely they're not that stupid
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:13 AM No.63834405
>>63834389
>Noo you have to march up and down the parade ground for three months of people may not take us seriously
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:17 AM No.63834406
>>63834385
who is this guy and why does he keep pointing at random people and gesturing

also this is a fucking awful enter sandman cover
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:18 AM No.63834407
>>63834393
Booker bros...they already forgot us...
Replies: >>63834432
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:20 AM No.63834408
>>63834363
they've already towed a few back from ukraine, I dont think 1990's tech is going to give away any top secret info
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:24 AM No.63834409
>>63834397
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LITTLE ONE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:26 AM No.63834410
>>63834348
no, but they're light and air deployable, it's better suited to combat on pacific islands than anything else in the inventory
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:29 AM No.63834411
>>63834387
The vietnam boys were marching with M16A1s and the guys before them with Garands and Springfields. I missed the civil war guys though
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:35 AM No.63834412
>>63834393
Now? New tiltrotor Helos are coming out
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:42 AM No.63834414
UV Bradley
UV Bradley
md5: 2df133a50b4c7c8cf805eb019ba18aeb๐Ÿ”
Someone stepped on a cable?
Replies: >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:48 AM No.63834415
>>63834334
Because the Army is transitioning away from a combat organization. I Donโ€™t how simpler to make it. They donโ€™t go anywhere to fight, they only go places for joint exercises and staff bases etc.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:49 AM No.63834417
ChefExcellence
ChefExcellence
md5: 370602d5db48120198b53e668397579d๐Ÿ”
>>63834382
Got your wish
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:14 AM No.63834420
>>63834382
Happy 4 u anon
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:14 AM No.63834421
>>63834402
One you're too embarrassed to name. Lmao.
Replies: >>63834504
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:25 AM No.63834423
>>63834393
Just SIG shit mostly.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:29 AM No.63834425
>>63834390
>>63834364
The people behind this are fucking retarded.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:38 AM No.63834426
M-ATVs and JLTVs coming up
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.63834427
>Gruppa Krovi at a Russian march
>Fortunate Son at American march

What's the deal with anti-war songs becoming favorites of the military? DUALITY OF MAN!?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:57 AM No.63834430
Finally Metallica:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:13 AM No.63834432
>>63834407
booker is canceled didnt you get the memo
turns out seeing million dollar hardware blown up from $80 chink drones didnt sit too well
Replies: >>63834444
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:23 AM No.63834433
die for israel!!!
Replies: >>63834440
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:39 AM No.63834434
I don't ever want to hear about thirdies not being able to do the jumping jack meme anymore.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:39 AM No.63834435
yeah rather watch tankfest
Replies: >>63834445 >>63834459
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:39 AM No.63834436
troon2
troon2
md5: c25bcb11183e6629d20b7a4aa981819c๐Ÿ”
>parade marching is so bad
>we should spend lots of energy protesting it
If you want, I guess. ok have fun
Replies: >>63834446 >>63834448 >>63834480
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:53 AM No.63834438
425642544342
425642544342
md5: c223b2c3d75ebf1c4f38319f8389ef38๐Ÿ”
>The White House feed of an Army parade cuts to commercial
Replies: >>63834447 >>63834450 >>63834451 >>63834452
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:12 AM No.63834440
>>63834433
they have the best march and so are the best
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:23 AM No.63834444
>>63834432
Anon asked when the army got new toys. That was the newest one even if it was cancelled.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:32 AM No.63834445
>>63834435
I am going there in 2 weeks nigga
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:42 AM No.63834446
>>63834436
Also:
>Please send weapons to Europe, we are too weak against mighty Puccia.
Replies: >>63834480
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.63834447
>>63834438
It's the most woke DEI commercial also.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.63834448
>>63834436
Cope harder.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:04 AM No.63834450
>>63834438
This entire thing is a commercial
Replies: >>63834485
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:06 AM No.63834451
>>63834438
Its gotten beyond a parody
Replies: >>63834464
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:12 AM No.63834452
>>63834438
i think everyone has the same feed anon
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.63834453
test
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.63834454
>>63834373
I think it's the open hand, closed fists look better imo, beign used to the spanish parading style they also feel more robotic, I don't know how to explain it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:45 AM No.63834459
>>63834435
Took my gf to tankfest. In retrospect not my best decision.
Replies: >>63834469 >>63834471 >>63834472 >>63834476 >>63834483 >>63834548
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:59 AM No.63834461
woke students in woke universities are in better sync, just sayin'
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:00 AM No.63834464
>>63834451
your sex life is a parody
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:08 AM No.63834465
putin-monke-crying
putin-monke-crying
md5: df04a2249bac4de392a5420e8cb2253d๐Ÿ”
>HIMARS
Hey Putin, are you watching this?
Replies: >>63834478 >>63834492
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:17 AM No.63834468
BROUGHT TO YOU BY COINBASE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:18 AM No.63834469
>>63834459
It will be once you convince her to cosplay Girls Und Panzer for you.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.63834470
Playing Fortunate Son is just peak clown world.
Replies: >>63834491 >>63834573
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:35 AM No.63834471
>>63834459
Why, does she not like tanks?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:39 AM No.63834472
>>63834459
Why, did she find a bigger barrel?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:47 AM No.63834474
>>63834374
He's a Britbong according to the filename.
Replies: >>63834504
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:49 AM No.63834475
Is there a parade? Finnish broadcasting company only shows the president. Stanley Cup finals game 5 starts half an hour from now
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:53 AM No.63834476
>>63834459
Did she get run over?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:59 AM No.63834478
>>63834465
wtf /pol/ told me they all got destroyed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:27:10 AM No.63834480
1674835007481548
1674835007481548
md5: 40bc445b9727f96145c324c5dccdc32e๐Ÿ”
>>63834436
>>63834446
Russian divide and conquer shills arrived to make the thread about Ukraine somehow.
Replies: >>63834487 >>63834526 >>63834534
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:27:46 AM No.63834483
>>63834459
How was it? Me and a friend sre going for 2 days, looking to spend some time at a British pub and chugging pints in a random village after having spent 8+ hours gropping and oggling all the tanks.
Replies: >>63834538
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:27:56 AM No.63834485
015892C3-2DE2-4311-A937-B59BD9AA54BA
015892C3-2DE2-4311-A937-B59BD9AA54BA
md5: b862c3db7c644d877edc079f0f18f5d6๐Ÿ”
>>63834450
>This entire thing is a commercial

For the Marines? Because Iโ€™ve never felt less inclined to join the Army watching this shitshow.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:03 AM No.63834486
Honestly, it's kinda campy. It's not super serious, very small town America feeling.
Could it have been better? Sure, but I have a feeling they didn't have a ton of time to really practice for it.
Replies: >>63834497 >>63834505
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:04 AM No.63834487
>>63834480
Looks like another spam wave now that I check the catalogue
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:21 AM No.63834491
>>63834470
Most people don't pay attention to music lyrics, let alone ones where they are being "subtle"
Replies: >>63834496
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:33 AM No.63834492
>>63834465
>HIMARS
>Hey Putin, are you watching this?
HIMARS LOL. Haven't seen it for over a year. American shit cant adapt to russian electronic warfare
Replies: >>63834506 >>63834512 >>63834521 >>63834551
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:41 AM No.63834493
I switched to the C-SPAN stream, way better audio quality and less clutter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf51wXeDl3E
Replies: >>63834609
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.63834496
>>63834491
I think everyone knows what Fortunate Son was about dude, there's no secret liberal who got it past the army by stealth. It's an iconic song of the era
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:10 AM No.63834497
>>63834486
I you can't do it properly, don't do it.
Replies: >>63834539
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:23 AM No.63834501
PLAY SOME HUEY LEWIS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:26 AM No.63834502
China is so much better at parades, it's like night and day
https://www.youtube.com/live/7395qcF2MGA?si=dXXg8_2TWrjbfsdV&t=3146
Replies: >>63834552 >>63834560 >>63835061
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:37 AM No.63834504
>>63834421
When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my name

>>63834474
Wrong.
Replies: >>63834536
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:39 AM No.63834505
>>63834486
There is one thing we can say at least. There's more tanks in this parade than Russia's last victory parade.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:41 AM No.63834506
>>63834492
So we're pretending we didn't get a video in April of four Russian helicopters getting mogged by ATACMS?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:41 AM No.63834507
PLAY FREEBIRD!
Replies: >>63834514
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:53 AM No.63834511
>sweet child o mine
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:29:54 AM No.63834512
>>63834492
Hey zigger HIMARS wiped a Russian convoy about a day ago
Replies: >>63834547
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:15 AM No.63834514
>>63834507
You joke but they actually might at this point kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:45 AM No.63834521
>>63834492
>the zigger believed his own lies
captcha: gps4r
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:46 AM No.63834522
Friendly reminder the JLTV is a Chevy Colorado that costs $250k
Replies: >>63834532 >>63834537
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:52 AM No.63834523
Lame Jeep
Lame Jeep
md5: 12d2326bf6592de322d8fc7944867712๐Ÿ”
Some of these fags really are looking bored.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:30:55 AM No.63834525
President Trump Participates in the 250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade 1-38-14 screenshot
First time I've seen this truck
Replies: >>63834545 >>63834546 >>63834620
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:01 AM No.63834526
2020pewpew
2020pewpew
md5: 60ac3ba894b2cfa7fe0d13c664946223๐Ÿ”
>>63834480
lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn things. Maybe I am? Maybe I'm not? If Trump pardoned me, then I guess you'll never know! Does that rustle your jimmies, Anon?
Replies: >>63834544 >>63834549
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:07 AM No.63834527
Why is there no armor on those cars...
Replies: >>63834541
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:44 AM No.63834532
jltv-oshkosh-humvee
jltv-oshkosh-humvee
md5: e679cd27f7ea78dc9f1bf18d9346e6df๐Ÿ”
>>63834522
thats not what a jltv is you fucking moron, thats the ISV. This is a JLTV in the center
Replies: >>63834540
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:52 AM No.63834533
Raw footage link btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZmzWEK-As
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:55 AM No.63834534
>>63834480
Eh? I am just pointing the obvious, if it was up to me I would pack all these gear to Ukraine after the show, I am just pointing at how a lot of people is so hypocrite as to throw shit at US forces yet start shitting their pants when some old fart comes tell them he is pulling the plug if they don't get game, Russia's army was funded through oil sales to EU countries, both you and me know that.
Replies: >>63834549 >>63834568
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:00 AM No.63834536
>>63834504
>When you win a war, I'll worry about telling you my name
What wars has the US Army won? I give you the AWI, but in both world wars they entered when everyone else was already badly damaged, and beyond that? Uhhh........
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:03 AM No.63834537
>>63834522
no it isnt
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:24 AM No.63834538
>>63834483
It's honestly a good day. But I should have gone by myself. The GF was not pleased about standing in the baking sun for 8 hours watching tanks drive past, and then meeting some of the guys I played world of tanks with for a few pints. She went to the beach the next day when I went, which is worth going to too. Bournemouth area is actually one of the few places in the UK with nice beaches.
Replies: >>63834569
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:24 AM No.63834539
>>63834497
So no one should celebrate unless they do it to an autistic degree? I think it's okay. like a 7/10 overall so far. Barely passing, sure, but we don't have dedicated parade units like the slavs or the chinks/norks.
MATV
6/15/2025, 1:32:39 AM No.63834540
>>63834532
>Don't talk to me or my son again
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:46 AM No.63834541
>>63834527
because they're troop transports for on base shit and recon
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:10 AM No.63834544
>>63834526
>lol I remember a guy I went to college with accused me of being a Russian spy in 2020 when I said on Facebook that the BLM should not burn things
this totally happened
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:16 AM No.63834545
>>63834525
It's a chevy colorado
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:15 AM No.63834546
IMG_5890
IMG_5890
md5: 12f0710e66d165c3b6bd1e353769c889๐Ÿ”
>>63834525
you should get out and touch grass more
we haul them around on f350โ€™s lol
Replies: >>63836257
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:21 AM No.63834547
>>63834512
>Russian convoy
"convoy". 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas? Lol.
Replies: >>63834555
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:28 AM No.63834548
>>63834459
>gf
Bovington Tank Museum-Bernd I always knew you'd come through.
Replies: >>63834564 >>63834589
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:43 AM No.63834549
>>63834526
>>63834534
>Barely coherent ESL screeching
Hit the nail on the head.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:44 AM No.63834550
why does this guy keep thumbs upping every one
who is he
guy on the left of trump (his right)
Replies: >>63834575 >>63834583
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:53 AM No.63834551
himars-atacms-in-action_thumb.jpg
himars-atacms-in-action_thumb.jpg
md5: 441adae24e88fb336d69efcd6f1b5db4๐Ÿ”
>>63834492
The vatnigger reveals himself spreading disagreement among the ranks of the western world.
Replies: >>63834581
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:01 AM No.63834552
>>63834502
fuck I love that bit at 1hr56 with the civilians and the red streamers and the singing, and that bit just after with the bicycles and the dancing is super heartwarming fuck the trump parade is so embarrasing
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:02 AM No.63834553
What's with the boomer music?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:09 AM No.63834555
>>63834547
>in Russia 2 bukhankas and 3 ladas is a convoy
lol is right
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:13 AM No.63834557
The shots of the chairman and politburo laughing and talking about the parade while looking down on it from behind bulletproof glass feels kinda dystopian.
Replies: >>63834567
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:31 AM No.63834559
They got these sponsors the wrong way around, this should be the Palantir Coinbase Lockheed-Martin UFC parade, sponsored by the US Army.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:35 AM No.63834560
>>63834502
yes, because that's the only thing they train for
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:51 AM No.63834563
cute
cute
md5: 0d9aaa92921a81688ac41363afda11d7๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63834571 >>63834576 >>63834582 >>63834590 >>63834596 >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:51 AM No.63834564
bovington first date
bovington first date
md5: f54e6977dc26274fee783fe540e7eaee๐Ÿ”
>>63834548
Fellow kaycee poster?
Replies: >>63834578
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:15 AM No.63834567
>>63834557
>everything is a dystopia if I disagree with it
next you'll mention idiocracy like the faggot redditor you are
Replies: >>63834585
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:17 AM No.63834568
>>63834534
The one thing that actually angered us is, only one NATO country has ever invoked Article 5. The US. And the allies came. Now the retard you got in power suddenly gets cold feet when asked not to even send troops, but some old stocks to prop up a war that would exhaust Ziggeria without a single US casualty.
Anyway, us Europoors are rearming, but you are losing face, throwing allies under the bus and cozying up to turdies.
Replies: >>63834654
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:19 AM No.63834569
>>63834538
Sounds nice, need to play some world of tanks before I go. Staying in Weymouth, just found a cheap hotel there.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:23 AM No.63834570
>cognitively and physically they can't serve, but we're helping them to
Someone call a priest to send the ghost of McNamara back to its grave.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.63834571
>>63834563
You just now
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:39 AM No.63834573
>>63834470
nah its just perfect as Fuck you for Drumpy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:42 AM No.63834575
>>63834550
Pete Hegseth, our Secretary of Defense. He's a former fox news talking head and a known drunk.
Replies: >>63834593
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:51 AM No.63834576
>>63834563
>tfw no ebony tank qt
Replies: >>63834592
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:59 AM No.63834578
>>63834564
Damn I don't even remember that one. So many IWOs lost... like tears in the rain.
Time to die.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:13 AM No.63834581
>>63834551
>himars-atacms-in-action
Lol. And where can u see it? You're an ignorant faggot.
Replies: >>63834615
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:16 AM No.63834582
1675732068065533
1675732068065533
md5: 62a70f7b432a545a41a2b59235420817๐Ÿ”
>>63834563
Would.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:21 AM No.63834583
>>63834550
That's the SecDef, he's kind of a goober desu.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:45 AM No.63834585
>>63834567
You like it?
Replies: >>63834591
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:48 AM No.63834586
wtf
wtf
md5: aa296a5e3cb7b2bec5d68417addf7a40๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:17 AM No.63834589
>>63834548
I married her in the end. And we had a kid. I take them both to castles now.
Replies: >>63834600 >>63834627
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:18 AM No.63834590
>>63834563
>>63834065
what the fuck.
was /gif/ casting this parade?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:32 AM No.63834591
>>63834585
never said I did, just that you're a colossal faggot for screeching about it on a weapons board
Replies: >>63834625
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:33 AM No.63834592
>>63834576
enlist today and snag you one
the sheboons mainly join the navy unironically tho, they aint smart enough for the airforce
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:34 AM No.63834593
>>63834575
thanks mate i dont follow your politics
all the other guys have helpful titles when they appear
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:41 AM No.63834594
One thing worries me. So many people, and nobody is saying "thank you", even though Vance is right there. This won't end well.
Replies: >>63834605
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:47 AM No.63834596
>>63834563
sexo
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:53 AM No.63834598
Bored Stryker
Bored Stryker
md5: 3e7ee23c518fd370775a34912b171a50๐Ÿ”
>How long is this lame parade going on for?
>Just shut up and keep saluting
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:01 AM No.63834600
>>63834589
Based. I'm happy for you.
Replies: >>63834785
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:31 AM No.63834605
>>63834594
You kids are still worked up about that huh?
Replies: >>63834614
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:45 AM No.63834606
4rgfjp9m2w6f1
4rgfjp9m2w6f1
md5: 7fca09e3cb250003e78b83fb2979bb04๐Ÿ”
GREEEEN???
Replies: >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:48 AM No.63834608
34222
34222
md5: 9d95f4f045d7d4029dd498f386fda72b๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:48 AM No.63834609
>>63834493
wait people weren't watching on cspan? but why? it's like the one reason cspan exists lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:11 AM No.63834614
>>63834605
Yeah, still booty bothered, kinda miffed and rump rustled.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:13 AM No.63834615
1690434434156247
1690434434156247
md5: 8210630a52fc860c479777ce858f7e69๐Ÿ”
>>63834581
Seethe, cope and dilate.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:21 AM No.63834617
M7 RIFLES NIGGAS
Replies: >>63834653
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:25 AM No.63834619
this shit sucks
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:31 AM No.63834620
>>63834525
Why do the trucks look so fucking pissed?
Replies: >>63834628
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:45 AM No.63834625
>>63834591
Mentioning something isn't screeching. I'm not gonna avoid mentioning something just cos it might hurt your feelings.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:48 AM No.63834627
>>63834589
based and blessed
Replies: >>63834785
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:56 AM No.63834628
>>63834620
Grr angry truck is meant for battle!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:39:55 AM No.63834629
140E236D-15DF-477E-825D-C5EEF2767971
140E236D-15DF-477E-825D-C5EEF2767971
md5: 655665b5e9a1abc2c47b76c1becde87c๐Ÿ”
Should I post more?
Replies: >>63834648 >>63834655 >>63834709
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:11 AM No.63834633
Ok seriously, what's with that towed artillery, am I having psychosis or did I see it many times now?
Replies: >>63834647 >>63834650 >>63834679
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:36 AM No.63834637
Peru
Peru
md5: 1f1c0a3116022b14e1187e341a6ae0e1๐Ÿ”
We gone South American now?
Replies: >>63834696
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:46 AM No.63834640
They aren't even marching anymore
Just strolling around kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:48 AM No.63834642
finally some dudes with fucking rifles
rest of the guys unarmed in bdus looked like fucking captured POWs and their expressions werent helping
Replies: >>63834680
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:49 AM No.63834643
>NGSW
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:40:57 AM No.63834644
X-tendie?
Replies: >>63834667
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:00 AM No.63834645
squidward
squidward
md5: 6da45e32935dbf88d68aa96f6112d568๐Ÿ”
is that a dji phantom
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:13 AM No.63834646
The drone is called X-Tendie?
Is this parade also sponsored by 4chan?
Replies: >>63834667
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:13 AM No.63834647
>>63834633
They probably pulled out a bunch to fill the time of the parade.
Honestly, feels like the historical stuff was 15 minutes and the "modern" is dragging on way too much.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:14 AM No.63834648
>>63834629
yes please keep posting off topic shit so the jannies ban you
Replies: >>63834668
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:22 AM No.63834650
>>63834633
I assume they have more than one cannon
Replies: >>63834663
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:42 AM No.63834653
love-bradley_thumb.jpg
love-bradley_thumb.jpg
md5: 21aa028513413e7a798abf970907bf91๐Ÿ”
>>63834617
>M7 RIFLES
>soldiers with weapons and gear
>suddenly it gets far better
Yeah, next year everyone must get a gun and a helmet at least.
>Drones
I can hear the vatniggers suddenly sweating.
Replies: >>63835666
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:44 AM No.63834654
>>63834568
ATACMS and Patriots are old stock? US has given a lot (no, not more than Europe) to help support a war against Russia, which was funded by Europe buying Russian oil.
Anyway thanks for rearming like we've been telling you to for a decade, and getting off Russian oil like we've been telling you to for a decade. Enjoy your short streak of nationalism before you realize you can't function without Asian goods and the US securing shipping lanes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:49 AM No.63834655
>>63834629
yeah but not gay railbuses you freak
Replies: >>63834730
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:58 AM No.63834658
>epic boomer rock playing while zooming in on a dinky $500 drone
Replies: >>63834673
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:05 AM No.63834661
Drone Carrier
Drone Carrier
md5: 2fd39863c0efb602f7edeebb0c86a7f7๐Ÿ”
Oh for fucks sake
Replies: >>63834677 >>63834685 >>63834693
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:09 AM No.63834662
I don't see any claws to grab immigrants on that drone. What's the deal?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:14 AM No.63834663
>>63834650
Yeah sure but, the same model over and over between different groups?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:52 AM No.63834667
>>63834646
>>63834644
>X-10D
Replies: >>63834681
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:52 AM No.63834668
5B12980F-AFE2-4D49-B396-27AFE1883F56
5B12980F-AFE2-4D49-B396-27AFE1883F56
md5: 69d4bf003d33a76223c58b9083081457๐Ÿ”
>>63834648

Fag
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:02 AM No.63834670
file
file
md5: 312e740a555c9ea37620dc792b23478a๐Ÿ”
Is that a woman wearing a hijab? Wtf?
Replies: >>63834698
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:06 AM No.63834672
[1920x1080] vtime=[4_12_45], take=[2025-06-14 18.41.42]
Kneel.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:11 AM No.63834673
>>63834658
brother those are $20000 drones
completely different from $500 drones, for sure, definitely
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:11 AM No.63834674
Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 6.41.59โ€ฏPM
Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 6.41.59โ€ฏPM
md5: edceb2578319e978e428582ce37ea1f1๐Ÿ”
the highest chink technology
lmfao this is north korea level gay
Replies: >>63834693 >>63834697
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:18 AM No.63834676
>survivable
lets not get too crazy there mr. announcer. Its better than the russian deathtraps sure.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:20 AM No.63834677
>>63834661
THIS IS MY QUADCOPTER
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:22 AM No.63834679
>>63834633
lol i just had the same thought. every time i switch back to the stream it's that same single howitzer slowly strolling past the podium
Replies: >>63834699
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:22 AM No.63834680
1749944602478579.jpg
1749944602478579.jpg
md5: db84a510d93c970891f31c4d9a726853๐Ÿ”
this sucks so much shit
trump saw Rus and chinese parades and wanted to play toy soldier himself
>>63834642
also this
ITS ABOUT TIME THEY START SHOW SOLDERS WITH BATTLE EQUIPMENT
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:34 AM No.63834681
>>63834667
I like X-Tendie better.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.63834684
94610946
94610946
md5: 844e21ecf4fbb8b370a00bb540617e14๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>63834701 >>63834716 >>63835063 >>63835191
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:43:39 AM No.63834685
>>63834661
High tech shit nigga
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:05 AM No.63834693
>>63834674
>>63834661
Why are they just holding it in the airr like that?
Replies: >>63834710 >>63834714 >>63834718 >>63834749 >>63834755
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:10 AM No.63834694
HIMARS spotted
Replies: >>63834702
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:12 AM No.63834696
>>63834637
next generation pussian meat wave brigade, they should have used chinese electric bikes and scooters for reduced costs
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:23 AM No.63834697
>>63834674
kek mods make this a banner
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:31 AM No.63834698
>>63834670
Anyone can be American, chud.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:34 AM No.63834699
>>63834679
THERE IT IS AGAIN
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:35 AM No.63834700
>brandishing his quadcopter
Brother put it back in the air, let it be free.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:36 AM No.63834701
>>63834684
At least we still have tanks for a parade lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:39 AM No.63834702
>>63834694
for like the third time
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:48 AM No.63834704
Have they showed M109s yet?
Replies: >>63834713 >>63834717
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:53 AM No.63834706
Er, to everyone saying Trump planned this, it's been in the works for the past 9 or so years (since late Obama), so if anything this is kinda the Army's fault for having plans but not training for them coming up to the day.

Here's hoping next year is much more interesting with parades as it's our overall 250th.
Replies: >>63834721 >>63834731 >>63834732 >>63834758
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:01 AM No.63834708
grimdark-monke
grimdark-monke
md5: 0120cd2af0ed5bd2b332c9d5dd9d6dec๐Ÿ”
>more bradleys
Heh.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:02 AM No.63834709
>>63834629
ayo can you put them all in that one place on tg for later? the place
Replies: >>63834792
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:02 AM No.63834710
His Optimisim Gone
His Optimisim Gone
md5: d515b6d8dc70679f87b08c690ce7b456๐Ÿ”
>>63834693
They are carrying it like a pizza
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:09 AM No.63834711
Missiles are falling on tel Aviv atm. Check looker. Would've been cool if the US joined in on the fun in the middle east during the parade
Replies: >>63834726 >>63835097
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:20 AM No.63834713
1749942062916448
1749942062916448
md5: 38d1dbd2ac41d56e4e5396f1f7f21c02๐Ÿ”
>>63834704
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:30 AM No.63834714
>>63834693
it's to show how light it is
and affordable
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:34 AM No.63834716
>>63834684
Translate it weebs
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:40 AM No.63834717
>>63834704
yes
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:40 AM No.63834718
>>63834693
so the presidentissimo can see it from the his stage
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:52 AM No.63834721
>>63834706
NO! You have to get angry at Trump! This only happened because its his birthday RAAAAAAA!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:52 AM No.63834722
yay more towed arty
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:45:57 AM No.63834723
>>63834383
>vietnam war
>not war
>war on terror
>not war
???
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:13 AM No.63834725
oh its not over theres those demonic flying things
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:15 AM No.63834726
>>63834711
who do you think is intercepting those missiles?
Replies: >>63834744 >>63835030
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:17 AM No.63834727
Finally some fucking smiles on the servicemen
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:32 AM No.63834730
C2900BF8-0775-46F8-A58C-0041D6E63D35
C2900BF8-0775-46F8-A58C-0041D6E63D35
md5: 0935c40c46a7fa4c442d12569085fcb9๐Ÿ”
>>63834655
>he doesnโ€™t like railbuses

What are you, gay?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:36 AM No.63834731
>>63834706
source?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:44 AM No.63834732
>>63834706
They weren't planning shit this bad for 9 years
Replies: >>63834750
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:51 AM No.63834734
I'm gonna go watch the Chinese one instead. at the very least they actually know how to march
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:54 AM No.63834736
Finally the air stuff is coming.

The parade should have been made more compact, like a large group of packed close howitzers, lines of tanks, lines of HIMARS etc. not one by one for hours.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:46:57 AM No.63834738
>not playing Thunderstruck cover with the Apaches
Missed opportunity
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:47:26 AM No.63834744
>>63834726
The Air force and Navy, the actually relevant branches
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:47:30 AM No.63834745
There it is
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:47:49 AM No.63834749
>>63834693
to make putler think twice about fucking with us
so many drones vladdy, the best drones. made in superior taiwan and not that chink commie junk, ready to make a deal vladdy?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:47:58 AM No.63834750
>>63834732
That's what I'm saying, they had the "plans" but seems like they shoved them in a desk somewhere and kinda forgot about it.
Replies: >>63834763
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:05 AM No.63834752
ROBO DOG
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:08 AM No.63834753
lmao fucking remote control dogs
only been showing this shit for 30 years
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:10 AM No.63834754
ROBO DAWGS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:19 AM No.63834755
>>63834693
Because otherwise it could distract from a suicide drone targeting the politicians hiding behind their bulletproof glass.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:22 AM No.63834756
When do we get the war thunder sponsorship?
Replies: >>63834783
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:24 AM No.63834758
__kay_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_bukkuri__sample-9fba63d5ad8e0d4ac8b16c831cb74037
>>63834706
Anon, having US forces march like some clockwork soldiers is simply not right, they don't need such theatrics, these are the people everyone calls for and begs come support them. Everyone knows this, we have seen people panicking whenever US decided to drop them, and we all have seen foreigners cheering when US forces arrived, there is nothing to pretend.
Replies: >>63834770 >>63834790 >>63834793
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:30 AM No.63834759
WOOOOWWWWW
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:30 AM No.63834760
Robo Doggo
Robo Doggo
md5: 47fcdfb4e5909caa99838b4c35e9b42d๐Ÿ”
>Robo doggos
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:31 AM No.63834761
PUPPERS!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:35 AM No.63834763
>>63834750
fat trannies cant be expected to walk in that heat, it wasn't gonna happen
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:43 AM No.63834765
$_57
$_57
md5: 4e7a3abdef0282a4dce65e73ae799119๐Ÿ”
behold the hairy chested manly state of future warfare
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:55 AM No.63834769
flagbearing dogs kek, also not even in bdus
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:57 AM No.63834770
>>63834758
>theatrics
That's the whole dam point of a parade
Replies: >>63834783 >>63834839
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:13 AM No.63834774
robotdoggo
robotdoggo
md5: 03ce04273cffc84ae9b90bcbf359b20d๐Ÿ”
fuck yeah Metalheads!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:26 AM No.63834778
HELL YEAH CHINOOKS
fuck the robo dogs MORE CHINOOKS
>working towards 6.7MPH sprint!!!!
...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:37 AM No.63834783
>>63834756
Right after NordVPN, BetterHelp and Raid Shadow Legends.
>>63834770
>That's the whole dam point of a parade
This.
Replies: >>63834839
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:49 AM No.63834784
Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 6.48.36โ€ฏPM
Screenshot 2025-06-14 at 6.48.36โ€ฏPM
md5: 58089a46010ef77b49b4b056016a4fe3๐Ÿ”
our military relies on running offroad diesel generators to charge our fancy future tech now lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:52 AM No.63834785
>>63834600
>>63834627
Thank you, there's hope for all of us if we persevere and don't give in, I'm proof of that. We're all gonna make it, Bernds.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:00 AM No.63834786
What's that autonomous tank thing?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:00 AM No.63834787
>the chink still talking about chinese parades pretending to be an "average american"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:10 AM No.63834790
>>63834758
You're retarded, the whole point of a parade is theatrics.
Its like telling someone to breathe without taking in oxygen.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:13 AM No.63834792
EEC309FE-A906-4679-8C7C-58F64ADD3B06
EEC309FE-A906-4679-8C7C-58F64ADD3B06
md5: 97cc5eefff3008fa0a50298cd67fbb7f๐Ÿ”
>>63834709

/uhg/ chat?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:15 AM No.63834793
>>63834758
Oh, I know. I'm just saying they had an opportunity to strut their stuff and they somewhat only delivered a 6.5/7 out of 10 performance.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:19 AM No.63834794
if they let me plan this parade it could have come out 10 times better

i am not joking
Replies: >>63834817 >>63834821
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:31 AM No.63834797
Robo Doggo pt2
Robo Doggo pt2
md5: aa57dcb12252a32ed667a81e7008d8b0๐Ÿ”
Did they get these out of Wal Mart?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:39 AM No.63834799
image_2025-06-14_184953539
image_2025-06-14_184953539
md5: a18317a7f35c121b488bb373e99285e3๐Ÿ”
what this?
Replies: >>63834807 >>63834836 >>63834837
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:50:41 AM No.63834800
Screenshot 2025-06-15 at 02-50-01 President Trump Participates in the 250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade - YouTube
This looks good.
Replies: >>63834836
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:00 AM No.63834805
Finally some good marching and music
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:07 AM No.63834807
>>63834799
Dunno, never seen one before.
Replies: >>63834836 >>63834837
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:13 AM No.63834809
Finally a fucking band
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:25 AM No.63834812
finally some guys that can actually fucking march
Replies: >>63834827
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:33 AM No.63834816
From the set of the Fast and the Furious
From the set of the Fast and the Furious
md5: 5a4f4fa7d87d404fa7c63fe3da652ab4๐Ÿ”
Vin Diesel wants his vehicles back from his filmset.
Replies: >>63834836
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:45 AM No.63834817
>>63834794
They just needed to copy Europe, not even the retarded dictator parades, just a good old European parade, not necessary even to be a 1940s parade, a modern day one.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:47 AM No.63834818
This parade really makes me want to see the US Army in a peer conflict.
Replies: >>63834833 >>63835038
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:48 AM No.63834819
>our best marchers are cadets
KEK
Replies: >>63834828
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:48 AM No.63834820
>the military bands mog the rangers at marching
sasuga
Replies: >>63834828
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:06 AM No.63834821
>>63834794
desu the only cool shit the army has is helicopters and maybe the striker. the rest is 40 year old clapped out shit
Replies: >>63834834
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:17 AM No.63834825
tjrdturdtdcth
tjrdturdtdcth
md5: d883caf46aea5fd43188f2c44c95adae๐Ÿ”
wait what?
Replies: >>63834854
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:26 AM No.63834827
>>63834812
never mind we're back to POWs
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:30 AM No.63834828
>>63834819
>>63834820
Almost like that's all the cadets do is march
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:34 AM No.63834829
>Cadets still manage to be out of cadence even though it's been the best marching so far
Grim.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:41 AM No.63834832
reddit_typical
reddit_typical
md5: c4341e6bf7e477157fc76c64ba90c2a2๐Ÿ”
>mocks the parade on television
woah take it easy with those zingers.
you pwned that parade.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:46 AM No.63834833
>>63834818
>US Army in a peer conflict
None such currently.
Replies: >>63835027
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:47 AM No.63834834
>>63834821
well we have the remote controlled babyIFV now apparently
Replies: >>63834865
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:52:59 AM No.63834836
>>63834799
>>63834800
>>63834807
>>63834816
Ripsaw unmanned tank https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripsaw_(vehicle)
Replies: >>63834858 >>63834883
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:10 AM No.63834837
>>63834799
>>63834807

M3 Ripsaw
https://www.textronsystems.com/products/ripsaw-m3
Replies: >>63834858
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:18 AM No.63834839
>>63834770
>>63834783
>They narrowed slightly as the mercenaries strode by. They saluted no one, the mercenaries. They walked with shoulders flung back, eyeing Kull boldly and straightly, albeit with a certain appreciation; fierce eyes, unblinking; savage eyes, staring from beneath shaggy manes and heavy brows.
>And Kull gave back a like stare. He granted much to brave men, and there were no braver in all the world, not even among the wild tribesmen who now disowned him.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:20 AM No.63834840
>people who march and drill every day are better than the guys sitting at the barracks all day washing rocks or getting new sports cars for 54% APR
Not surprising
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:32 AM No.63834842
>tfw officer cadets are the only ones who can fucking march
Replies: >>63834870
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:32 AM No.63834843
>VMI
based Stonewall Jacksonites
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:38 AM No.63834844
file
file
md5: b2aee4b4346972d589b99d2f1f58e411๐Ÿ”
this guy is frowning 24/7
Replies: >>63834855 >>63834885
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:08 AM No.63834848
Why the fuck are they waving...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:20 AM No.63834851
Rolling for blacked.com sponsorship
Replies: >>63834864
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:23 AM No.63834854
>>63834825
I believe they now do contracts if the role is limited to search & rescue etc
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:27 AM No.63834855
>>63834844
and pointing and thumbs up-ing at random servicemen (servicewomen???), too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:42 AM No.63834858
>>63834836
>>63834837
>The Howe brothers started the Ripsaw as a small family project in 2000. They introduced it at a Dallas vehicle show in 2001, where it caught the interest of the U.S. Army. Later that year the U.S. military ordered a prototype MS-1 to be made and shipped to Iraq.
wholesome
Replies: >>63834900
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:48 AM No.63834859
it took THIS long for dress uniforms
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:07 AM No.63834864
>>63834851
I am voting either actual youtube garbage sponsor or a pharma one.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:09 AM No.63834865
IMG_2197
IMG_2197
md5: 5cbbe15c70bf3be51c82b6a2213c6fe9๐Ÿ”
>>63834834
Guess that makes me a tier 1 devgru opr8r then
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:12 AM No.63834867
The North Koreans do it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcK5eAamhuo
Replies: >>63834881 >>63834903
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:15 AM No.63834870
Screenshot 2025-06-15 at 02-55-01 President Trump Participates in the 250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade - YouTube
>>63834842
Replies: >>63834877 >>63834901
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:26 AM No.63834871
>can't even mention slavery during the civil war segment.
Crazy how we've just rewrote history on this.
Replies: >>63834999 >>63835033 >>63835095 >>63835149
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:28 AM No.63834872
damn somebody knew
all the thicc booty bitches at the back of the group
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:44 AM No.63834877
>>63834870
shirts untucked wtf?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:54 AM No.63834881
>>63834867
How did they do in the Ukraine?
Replies: >>63834896
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:58 AM No.63834883
>>63834836
>https://www.textronsystems.com/products/ripsaw-m3
Cancelled project, btw. So much dumb shit.
Replies: >>63834909 >>63834931
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:07 AM No.63834885
pain
pain
md5: 67a5bde0bbae2e0d82a1a1206a67b814๐Ÿ”
>>63834844
IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:11 AM No.63834886
FRESH MEAT
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:14 AM No.63834896
america-intensifies
america-intensifies
md5: 9153cb26c5d56bde202b50dfd96778c8๐Ÿ”
>>63834881
More important, how much of Earth is under NK hegemony?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:24 AM No.63834900
IMG_1645
IMG_1645
md5: c09037698481052ce61ea8cddfa696db๐Ÿ”
>>63834858
Wholesome that a fun American toy caught the eye of the military
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:25 AM No.63834901
>>63834870
Why are they so sloppy?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:28 AM No.63834902
>>63832943 (OP)
Another fucking ad for the military
Replies: >>63834915
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:57:38 AM No.63834903
>>63834867
I find the nork parades on the lower end. I prefer either full displays of force without bouncing yelling bugmen, or retarded cringe fests like the ones in the Middle East.
The current US one is a bit of a snore, but nork ones are not serious, just funny. Especially their retarded bounce.
Replies: >>63834979
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:58:26 AM No.63834909
>>63834883
They're bringing cancelled shit to pad out the parade? For what purpose.
Replies: >>63834916 >>63834920 >>63834921
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:58:38 AM No.63834912
1746548925131801
1746548925131801
md5: abe8638f854d208d19324b94b6d53933๐Ÿ”
>>63834372
Clinton didn't fake two assassination attempts like trump did.
Dollar Store 9/11 doesn't count.
Replies: >>63836260
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:59:01 AM No.63834915
>>63834902
MY brother in Christ, it's a military parade. The whole thing is an ad for the military. I'd much rather military ads instead of fucking "Sponsored by Coinbase!"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:59:13 AM No.63834916
>>63834909
Padding
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:59:34 AM No.63834920
>>63834909
It's not cancelled in its current iteration iirc, there's just some posters here with a visceral hatred for it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:59:45 AM No.63834921
>>63834909
Same with all the single file vehicles, padding to make it seem more impressive by running longer.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:00:28 AM No.63834931
>>63834883
>cancelled
>says it's in active development from your own link
uhh, okay
Replies: >>63834948
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:01:45 AM No.63834938
>Have a great life
Replies: >>63834946 >>63834970
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:31 AM No.63834946
>>63834938
>You guys got hit a lot? Wow. Good
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:37 AM No.63834948
>>63834931
pretend like you're demoralized or he-she will kill itself
Replies: >>63834966 >>63834989
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:04 AM No.63834952
Fucking nazis ruined goosestepping for everyone, shit sucks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:05 AM No.63834953
>have a great life (dying for israel)
Replies: >>63835097
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:06 AM No.63834963
This feels like an air show but instead of cool jets doing maneuvers to boomer rock its just pogs walking around
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:12 AM No.63834964
Bah past 3am here, gotta push it till the next sponsor to see what it might be.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:29 AM No.63834966
1680284938953257
1680284938953257
md5: 5121044d4cabbe48d6ac27879d689589๐Ÿ”
>>63834948
I'm too high on life for that negativity
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:05:27 AM No.63834970
>>63834938
yep it's over. You're being deployed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:05:32 AM No.63834972
aw hell naw I'm out
Replies: >>63834989 >>63834994
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:06:11 AM No.63834977
1718781709317460
1718781709317460
md5: b3ad05d6c5177c6875f92297563f42a3๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:06:21 AM No.63834979
>>63834903
They phased out the bouncing step with a normalish looking goosestep and nowadays these parades are more like documentary style events with lots of lighting, the use of techno music with a combination of music that I can only describe as like a combination of a jazzy and synth style music with stringed instruments instead of the typical military brass instruments and more about them displaying their strategic weapons like Hwasong 17s and 18s.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:06:41 AM No.63834981
>What would you do... if you were asked to give up your life for freedom...
>what would you do, if you had to make the ultimate sacrifice
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:06:58 AM No.63834988
Now they have to stand for Mandatory Fun.
Replies: >>63834993
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:07:14 AM No.63834989
>>63834948
the ripsaw guy really really hates the ripsaw. he ferrets out mentions of the thing just to shit on it

>>63834972
This + fireworks then it's over
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:07:25 AM No.63834991
1529123775745
1529123775745
md5: bed328a3c3f307721d844fc6d45118d6๐Ÿ”
I loved it
Replies: >>63835001
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:08:22 AM No.63834993
1739578400419129
1739578400419129
md5: 3bdf7a8971427f7ef9fd5323da512ece๐Ÿ”
>>63834988
i love this song :)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:08:27 AM No.63834994
ravens
ravens
md5: f7c239c216e820f753170436e4ea8880๐Ÿ”
>>63834972
same
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:08:40 AM No.63834996
stfu with the gay music and just show more tanks
Replies: >>63835007
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:09:22 AM No.63834999
>>63834871
>Nooooooo muh heckin niggerinos
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:09:43 AM No.63835001
>>63834991
they should have done some marching training a few weeks before and found a wider street to fit more than 1 tank at once, but yeah, didn't look that bad honestly, may be the beginning of a new tradition
Replies: >>63835014
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:10:11 AM No.63835007
>>63834996
they have one kind of tank and they've already driven all the ones in dc in single file
even brought out the gta v tank, what did you expect?
Replies: >>63835014 >>63835025
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:11:04 AM No.63835013
1591889046938
1591889046938
md5: 82da7fee4d6b626d41dbb36c7f9a9bbc๐Ÿ”
>Trump makes them swear an oath to obey the president
It confuses me that the "2A and telling the feds to fuck off is my entire personality" prepper guys have been talking for 25 years about the day America is crumbling under a corrupt authoritarian regime and deploying its military on its own people is the day they and all their buddys go full SHTF mode, and when they see it literally happening in front of them they're like "yeah cool based actually this rules."
Replies: >>63835022 >>63835043 >>63835053
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:11:12 AM No.63835014
>>63835001
>didn't look that bad honestly
i love throngs of troops that look like surrendering pows>>63835007
Replies: >>63835021 >>63835050
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:11:14 AM No.63835016
They are sending the tanks to deal with the protesters.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:10 AM No.63835021
>>63835014
But they literally always march like that, they don't usually do it with rifles.
Replies: >>63835046
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:24 AM No.63835022
>>63835013
thats the official army oath you stupid fucking nigger holy shit, is every TDS retard completely ignorant of american traditions?
Replies: >>63835034
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:32 AM No.63835025
>>63835007
im just lookin for my battle buddies that are in the parade
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:41 AM No.63835027
>>63834833
I just want to see B-2s drop bombs on Russia.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:56 AM No.63835030
1749945702536976_thumb.jpg
1749945702536976_thumb.jpg
md5: d3eec9417ac416a1b76567e1ba651e57๐Ÿ”
>>63834726
Nobody apparently
https://x.com/bonzerbarry/status/1934038665019207756
Replies: >>63835049 >>63835075
Anonyuys
6/15/2025, 2:13:14 AM No.63835032
the slow and unenthusiastic claps is what gets me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:13:15 AM No.63835033
>>63834871
you have to wait until the next government change, then you can go back on those slave experience trainings where they put you in chains and make you walk on all fours
Replies: >>63835037
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:13:33 AM No.63835034
>>63835022
nigger you must have the iq of a goldfish to bite bait that blatant
Replies: >>63835047 >>63835057
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:13:50 AM No.63835037
>>63835033
that might actually make for good SERE training
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:13:52 AM No.63835038
>>63834818
The US Army has no peers, maybe if UFOs invaded but that's about it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:14:10 AM No.63835041
>Ride The Lightning
Not the song I was expecting.
Replies: >>63835046
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:14:18 AM No.63835043
>>63835013
It was the oath of enlistment, you retarded gorilla nigger.
Replies: >>63835047
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:14:36 AM No.63835046
>>63835021
sure, doesnt make the optics any better though

>>63835041
i-its about drugs r-right
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:14:41 AM No.63835047
>>63835043
see >>63835034
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:15:08 AM No.63835049
702aa7380520434384c65579f28b8fb0
702aa7380520434384c65579f28b8fb0
md5: 27a60057efe11e8098a0518d20357b2a๐Ÿ”
>>63835030
oooo baby
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:15:11 AM No.63835050
>>63835014
most of it was vehicles so it was ok, the marching segments were embarrassing except for the cadets and the begining
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:16:00 AM No.63835053
>>63835013
>>Trump makes them swear an oath to obey the president
I wish all war tourists a very kill yourself
Replies: >>63835057
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:16:28 AM No.63835057
>>63835053
see >>63835034
Replies: >>63835073
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:16:34 AM No.63835059
So does the USN get its 250th birthday this year as well like they claim it should be?
Replies: >>63835067 >>63835071 >>63835078
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:16:45 AM No.63835061
>>63834502
https://youtu.be/hFMX4G11A_Q?list=RDhFMX4G11A_Q&t=382

Even finnish 9 months conscripts are better at parading
>but but thats all they practice!!
It is not that difficult to walk at a certain pace and have a decent posture.

My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?
Replies: >>63835069 >>63835083
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:17:24 AM No.63835063
>>63834684
Cuckniks have no right to mock the Abrams after they treated a wreck like if it was a crashed UFO.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:17:48 AM No.63835067
>>63835059
Will trump double dip on his birthday parades?
Replies: >>63835076
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:11 AM No.63835069
>>63835061
>My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?
My unit rarely did it unless it was for a change of command ceremony.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:24 AM No.63835071
F8C1F8C1-6294-4819-9C5F-48F965E3881C
F8C1F8C1-6294-4819-9C5F-48F965E3881C
md5: 2087a38ff2c3efcf2b08bdc6ceebadbd๐Ÿ”
>>63835059

We already have fleet week every year
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:35 AM No.63835073
>>63835057
>merely pretending
Replies: >>63835086
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:58 AM No.63835075
OSINTtechnical on X Israeli forces reportedly struck the Ray oil_thumb.jpg
>>63835030
Yet has not stopped Israel from gaining air dominance over Tehran.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:04 AM No.63835076
>>63835067
Doubt it, even he looks bored, he's probably thinking he'd rather be golfing instead.
Replies: >>63835084
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:21 AM No.63835077
oh shit vance is really gonna send them to iran
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:36 AM No.63835078
>>63835059
https://www.homecoming250.org/the-navy-250th-celebration/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:20:16 AM No.63835083
>>63835061
>My question is: do you not march in formation when moving as a unit within a base in the US military, not even in bootcamp?
I remember doing it when I was in basic in 2016, but it was super low on the priority list. I don't recall the drill sgts giving a single fuck about us looking anything more than passable.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:20:27 AM No.63835084
>>63835076
Sure he could only do his half ass salute for so long before tiring out.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:20:49 AM No.63835086
>>63835073
>waahhhh I bit shitty bait and got called a retard on the internet
Replies: >>63835094
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:20:51 AM No.63835088
mexican army halftrack
mexican army halftrack
md5: 7851519e5ddb6a6da28d169f12e98b02๐Ÿ”
>>63833842
Mexico
Replies: >>63835099
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:30 AM No.63835094
>>63835086
kill yourself
Replies: >>63835106
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:32 AM No.63835095
>>63834871
They actually did whitewash slavery again? I bet they totally pussied out and didn't even play this either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU&list=RDgvjOG5gboFU
Replies: >>63835103 >>63835136 >>63835149
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:51 AM No.63835097
>>63834711
>>63834953
well israel officially requested US help so
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:22:24 AM No.63835099
>>63835088
>halftrack was the last image
I kneel...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:23:10 AM No.63835103
>>63835095
they only had union re-enactors march faggot, kys
Replies: >>63835118 >>63835125
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:23:25 AM No.63835106
>>63835094
seethe
Replies: >>63835108
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:24:00 AM No.63835108
>>63835106
(you)
Replies: >>63835137
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:24:24 AM No.63835112
jfc retard-in-chief is still talking
Replies: >>63835126
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:24:43 AM No.63835118
>>63835103
Why would confederates sing a union song? And do it yourself pussy.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:24:58 AM No.63835121
He sounds like he just woke up from a nap.
Replies: >>63835126 >>63835133
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:25:46 AM No.63835125
>>63835103
Well duh, why would the union represent traitors to the American people?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:00 AM No.63835126
>>63835112
It has to get dark for the fireworks

>>63835121
He always sounds like this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:10 AM No.63835128
>they FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>and they WIN WIN WIN
couldnt resist
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:14 AM No.63835130
>Trump skipped World War I
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:32 AM No.63835133
>>63835121
Don Jr forgot to give him some cocaine to keep him up for this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:49 AM No.63835136
>>63835095
This shits a bop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:27:05 AM No.63835137
>>63835108
yeah keep the (You)s coming, after all you can't help it can you you drooling retard. if it makes you seethe this hard then maybe next time think for a moment before you reply to blatant bait
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:29:16 AM No.63835149
>>63834871
>>63835095
please understand that a big part of republican party are confederate shills
if they would that it would make them angry
Replies: >>63835159 >>63835219
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:29:31 AM No.63835151
>"waah, it's all about Trump"
>he literally said one or two things about himself so far period.
Replies: >>63835165
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:30:19 AM No.63835159
>>63835149
>only union reenactors
>only mentioned units that served the union army
>mentioned multiple union generals, not a single confederate
ok retard
Replies: >>63835219
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:17 AM No.63835165
>>63835151
He showed actual restraint and decorum. Surprising.
Replies: >>63835178
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:39 AM No.63835170
>god bless the usa
didnt this faggot die yet
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:32:37 AM No.63835178
>>63835165
I still blame the press for lowering the bar for him so much that not going ME ME ME is presidential now.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:34:01 AM No.63835187
Sad they didn't play Blood on the Risers for the Airborne guys.
Replies: >>63835207
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:34:32 AM No.63835191
2025-06-14_20-33
2025-06-14_20-33
md5: a5ff18ffcb69db42cfa987f3d2c4bce4๐Ÿ”
>>63834684
Replies: >>63835214
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:35:38 AM No.63835195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlQQh9rrEqc
Replies: >>63835233
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:37:03 AM No.63835207
>>63835187
Did they play any unit songs?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:37:37 AM No.63835214
>>63835191
What does "collective farm way" mean?
Replies: >>63835217 >>63835236
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:38:19 AM No.63835217
>>63835214
Nobody really wants to be there.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:38:29 AM No.63835219
>>63835159
>>63835149
Then we can tear down all those confederate statues and rename all those bases named after confederates to instead be named after the brave union generals and soldiers who defended freedom and ended slavery.
Replies: >>63835232 >>63835237 >>63835240 >>63835251
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:39:52 AM No.63835232
>>63835219
Most of the Confederate named posts are all shitholes anyway.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:39:54 AM No.63835233
>>63835195
i just realised the big issue with the american bands
no pipers
Replies: >>63835331
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:40:02 AM No.63835236
>>63835214
>What does "collective farm way" mean
tacky, cheap, unprofessional, amateur show, kitschy and poorly organized
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:40:03 AM No.63835237
>>63835219
like Lincoln? oh, wait, they already took his statue down in Boston...
Replies: >>63835243
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:40:32 AM No.63835240
>>63835219
this but unironically.
Confederates were literally rich people fighting to keep importing slaves to undercut American labor.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:40:45 AM No.63835243
>>63835237
>Lincoln was a confederate
Republican education ladies and gentlemen
Replies: >>63835261
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:41:41 AM No.63835247
>>63834290
The US army operates trains?
Replies: >>63835545
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:42:00 AM No.63835251
>>63835219
hmmm sweety we are just going to change base names back to confederate solders instead instead if thats ok with you
Replies: >>63835276
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:42:25 AM No.63835256
This end is pretty good.
Much more pomp and circumstance
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:43:28 AM No.63835261
>>63835243
>best informed democrat voter
https://www.npr.org/2020/12/29/951206414/statue-of-lincoln-with-freed-slave-at-his-feet-is-removed-in-boston
Replies: >>63835283
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:44:33 AM No.63835270
at least they included "when johnny comes marching along" in this medley at the end
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:44:58 AM No.63835276
1735753316447583
1735753316447583
md5: 45bafd15a38da063dc3bd54c8db5272d๐Ÿ”
>>63835251
>Xie thinks I'm a candy
>Giving some confederate losers a base when Sherman still doesn't have an army base named after him on the mainland with his win record
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:46:03 AM No.63835281
>>63833892
>the Japanese were unfairly villainized.
One of my mothers relatives survived two years in a pow camp in burma he never spoke again hut he had a notebook he scribbled in with line drawings of the tortures and executions and rows of the dead. They used force a bamboo pole down their necks and pour water down it until the belly swelled up and then jump on it to burst the stomach and intestines open. The imperial Japanese troops were animals.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:46:48 AM No.63835283
>>63835261
>Pushing his fan fic that Lincoln was a confederate
Republicons never send their best.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:48:51 AM No.63835294
This outro is actually kino though.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:49:13 AM No.63835297
>>63833926
>Read the article
It's just Fox News and protoMIGA throwing a bitch fit.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:54:56 AM No.63835329
>Americans get scared if they witness a mighty military parade
holy shit, mutts are pathetic
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:55:42 AM No.63835331
>>63835233
an issue with many military bands to be fair
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:57:21 AM No.63835346
Whoever put together the parade: 6/10
Whoever put together this outro: 10/10
Replies: >>63835371 >>63835393 >>63836198
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:57:56 AM No.63835351
>>63833949
Massive doubt of that last story if you have even a basic understanding of human biology.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:00:17 AM No.63835371
>>63835346
>this outro: 10/10
rly? did you like this disney style crap?
Replies: >>63835400
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:02:19 AM No.63835384
I blame the poor coverage of this parade to the protesting traitors. They should have rounded up those talking shit about Trump and rounded up the protesters and jailed them. Then the parade would have looked more better and organized but the protesters ruined the parade.
Replies: >>63835390 >>63835545 >>63836404
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:02:53 AM No.63835390
>>63835384
Were there protestors at the parade? I didn't even hear a single person talking about them
Replies: >>63835415 >>63835421
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:03:19 AM No.63835393
>>63835346
I'm thinking the parade dragged because they started early due to rain concerns, but yeah the end was pretty kino.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:03:55 AM No.63835400
>>63835371
I just like the choir and the fireworks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:06:02 AM No.63835415
>>63835390
The "No Kings" protesters across the country. Traitors attacking the country on a sacred day like Army Day. They need to be arrested and charged with treason now.
Replies: >>63835444 >>63835452 >>63835453 >>63835482
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:06:47 AM No.63835421
1726157388140969
1726157388140969
md5: a6d043eedbcebe3c12f1ca97eb2b56f3๐Ÿ”
>>63835390
>Thinking the media would give any air time to people exercising their first amendment rights against trump's birthday party.
>But 250-
HeFellForItAgain.jpg
Replies: >>63835546 >>63835601
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:08:09 AM No.63835432
Honestly CSPAN was the way to go, all the media outlets were just retarded or had bad camera work.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:09:17 AM No.63835444
>>63835415
>authoritarian big government overreach is based and cool when my team does it

ngmi
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:10:38 AM No.63835452
>>63835415
Just admit that you hate the constitution, man.
Replies: >>63835463
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:10:46 AM No.63835453
>>63835415
falseflagging is extremely gay and female behavior
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:11:17 AM No.63835456
/pol/ got a sticky
disgustang
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:11:31 AM No.63835457
1724357968666678
1724357968666678
md5: bbb93dcf6561bdfcc296d9384e4794f1๐Ÿ”
>>63833892
>Tom Hanks
I still prefer when republicans self reported by portraying themselves as the nazis, against Tom Hanks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:13:02 AM No.63835463
>>63835452
Yeah I kind of do hate the current US Constitution since you faggots treat it like its a suicide pact that if we don't heckin le defend it 100 percent of the time, the country is not a heckin democracyinerino republicanarino anymore guys! Give me a strong centralized state that will restore the family, restore honor, restore gender norms, make our streets safe again, and make our people proud again, over a weak Constitution anyday please.
Replies: >>63835551
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:17:30 AM No.63835482
>>63835415
>Army Day
We don't call it that, vatnik. It's Flag Day.
It's everyone's right to protest here, regardless of their viewpoints.
Replies: >>63835501
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:21:37 AM No.63835501
>>63835482
Not a Russian.
>It's everyone's right to protest
Not if you threaten the president or engage in rebellion against him or against this great country which is what these protesters are doing. They are traitors and should be arrested and charged with treason.
Replies: >>63835520 >>63835535 >>63835558
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:25:01 AM No.63835520
>>63835501
Oh okay, so everyone involved in January 6 should have been arrested and charged with treason? Along with everyone saying the election was rigged against Trump in 2020?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:28:40 AM No.63835535
>>63835501
glowing false flag
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:29:14 AM No.63835539
>>63833943
KFC does Mac & Cheese in America? WTF?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:57 AM No.63835545
>>63835247
wouldnt you like to know weather boy
but yes they even have a *gasp* MOS for it, shocking. you can join the army and drive trains, less driving and more being the grunt loading the stuff on them

>>63835384
its their constitutional right to be retarded same as you
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:57 AM No.63835546
>>63835421
That portrait always cracks me up. It's like he's about to tell a spooky campfire story about CHY-NAH.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:33:47 AM No.63835551
>>63835463
oh boy, it's heritage foundation faggot.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:34:35 AM No.63835555
>/k/ is now openly anti army, pro protests
Holy shit ukraine absolutely cratered this shithole, its actually fucking sad
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:35:44 AM No.63835558
>>63835501
>protesting
>"It's rebellion guies11!"
Even if they are faggots, they aren't outright doing anything illegal. Cry in a corner, slavshit.

>>63835555
>saying the parade could have been better means anti-military
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:41:45 AM No.63835581
>>63835555
Yes I am pro 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment, and all the other too.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:45:08 AM No.63835601
>>63835546
>>63835421
isn't it his mugshot?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:47:09 AM No.63835607
>>63835601
He went for the 'I just shit myself' look for his mugshot,
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:51:25 AM No.63835636
>>63835545
I thought trains would be obsolete in modern warfare, since you could just drop a JDAM on a tracks then train no longer works. Or even just have a drone blow up the tracks
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:52:31 AM No.63835646
>>63835555
quads of truth
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:54:20 AM No.63835664
>>63832984
I have no idea what the fuck "No kings" is supposed to mean. Is it some neighborhood?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:54:59 AM No.63835666
>>63834380
>>63834391
>>63834414
>>63834563
>>63834606
>>63834653
Bradly, my beloved. Oh how I missed you. I miss the way you pivot steered. The way you slowly picked up speed and hauled ass. The way your ramp dropped and the thud of it hitting the ground. I miss the way your turret swiveled around and was able to track targets with ease. I miss the thud of your chain gun and I miss removing your upper receiver after hours of practicing.I didn't care that I had to hope out every 3 hours of driving to pump grease into your rear piston to keep you from throwing track, in fact I found it charming. I miss the sleepless nights out in the desert and sleeping on the deck while on down time. Please come back to me.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:00:28 AM No.63835693
>>63833842
We have allies?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:02:57 AM No.63835702
>>63835664
Liberal baby boomers protesting trump's power grab. It'll be fun to see how the right wing media runs their greatest fearmongering to portray grandma as building torching commies.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:55 AM No.63835734
>>63835601
It's based heavily on his mugshot, because strongman meme magic or something.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:22 AM No.63835741
>>63835734
>meme magic
so putin?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:12:56 AM No.63835751
>>63835741
He's the on who probably told him to use it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:14 AM No.63835864
>>63835693
Russia
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:39:14 AM No.63835881
>>63835864
1000 posts isn't happening, anon
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:03 AM No.63835888
>>63835881
Ukraine was told they didn't have any cards to play either
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:40:59 AM No.63836175
US soldiers could walk in step just fine 34 years ago
https://youtu.be/vv4ElNBqXXY?si=drEOUhjPLZT63UZF&t=2634
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:44:55 AM No.63836198
>>63835346
They definitely dumbed down the parade to appeal to normies. I was surprised that the entire Old Guard wasn't in it and was just one company with FDC.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:45:46 AM No.63836205
New:
>>63836199
>>63836199
>>63836199
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:53:45 AM No.63836257
>>63834546
Is that a half ton with a fith wheel trailer?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:09 AM No.63836260
>>63834912
I was gonna ask why Democrats are here on /k/
but then I realized...ah the glowies
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:50 AM No.63836267
>>63836260
It's all tourists from /pol/ who think that this is their shithole to walk around and fuck around in, when it's OUR shithole.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:58 AM No.63836307
>>63836267
>>63836260
Amazing we have vatniks here playing damage control for trump after he and putin got humiliated by Ukraine's drone attack
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:43 AM No.63836404
>>63835384
>looked more better
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:12:56 AM No.63836415
>>63836404
Please understand, Indian never sends their best when shilling for MAGA.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:13:18 AM No.63836419
>>63836404
Don't expect pidor to learn English in such a short time.