Thread 63834079

Name my band

>>63834079 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63834079 (OP)
Old Crow Medicine Shoah

>>63834079 (OP)
How the fuck is trump's ego birthday parade costing 50 million? Are those horses from the kentuky derby and that wagon is caring gold?

>>63834743
>absolutely obsessed

>>63834079 (OP)
Jonny Strange and the Federal Hobo's

>>63834767
Going to answer or are you going by the flowchart?

>>63834808
No, I'm going to mock you for being a permaonline nogunz.

>>63834743
You know it's for the 250th birthday of the us army

>>63834822
>>63834924
That's the best excuse shills have thought up?

Will this raise or lower on-base domestic violence?

>>63834924
Lol

>>63834950
>shills
Project much?

>>63835186
>N-n-n-no u....
LOL

>>63834743
kill yourself swine

name my band

>>63834950
>The US Army birthday is now a MAGA conspiracy

>>63835317
>"Never surrender"
>With a picture of him surrendering to police
LMAO

>>63835350
Embarrassingly bad marching. Have the north Koreans just spoiled all parades for me?

>>63835350
The Outtasteppers ft. My arms are tired

>>63835355
see >>63835113
you desperate sad faggot

>>63835406
He won

>>63834822
you are in every thread about this parade correcting the record on a saturday night. if you're so excited about it how come you didn't go?

>>63835433
>>63835429
Post guns now please

>>63835437
Post parade crowd

>>63835437
post pics from the parade since you obviously went. it would be pretty weird if you didn't considering you're so excited about it.

>>63835429
You're seething on a Fingolian basket weaving forum, the only nigger faggot here is you.

>>63835508
because I didn't want to fly 2000 miles and I wanted to go shooting this morning

because I own guns you stupid faggot

>>63835521
>and I wanted to go shooting this morning

you made this thread in the morning, dude

>>63835437
>"show me your penis or you're a fa!"

>>63835527
what

>>63835507
>>63835508
No-guns always talk the most shit lol

>>63835350
what's with the break step?

>>63834743
As if the military doesn’t cost anything when it isn’t parading? Is this some stupid wannabe TikTok news nonsense? You can bullshit numbers like this in a hundred ways. Do you know how much one horse costs to buy, groom, train and equip? That was happening the past ten years and you sticker it to Orange Man?

>>63835586
moving equipment and people 100s or 1000s of miles costs significantly more than them staying where they are based

>>63835406
Oh yeah. Totally folded under pressure. Oh wait. No he fought constant law fare and outright assassination attempts all the way to the 47th presidency. And now gas and eggs are cheap again and the border has no more crossing attempts.

I hope rioters get killed. Fuck you.

>>63835430
>>63835611
>Still parading the faked assassination attempts.
Still waiting for those third party medical records.

>>63834079 (OP)
Oregon Trailer Trash
or
Custer's Last Band

>>63835599
I hope gas goes back under $2 a gallon like his first term and Doge guts $2 trillion more from tranny slush funds, that’s just by next year.

>>63835626
Stop appropriating conspiracy theories from us. You’re not good at it. It’s desperate.

>>63835649
Just need the medical record, why do you hate being held to your own standards?

>>63835626
I hope Waltz gets reciprocally assassinated. Fuck you.

>>63835658
CNN caught the frame with the bullet. If it was fake, they would have let us know.

>>63834743
70% ish of the budget is road repair. They're gonna tear it up and repave the whole thing

>>63835668
>Conservative News Network
Might as well say RT or /pol/ found the bullet that 'hit' him too.

>>63835113
>that soldier not saluting his god
Treason?

>>63835658
>we didn’t really
>(even though we want to we didn’t)
Stop being a pussy. This isn’t twitter. Say youre sorry the guy missed and the second guy was just as incompetent and tell me to fuck myself. I don’t care. Trump doesn’t matter. Vance would be just as irritating to you losers and be propped up a hitlers second coming as soon as orange man died.

>>63835626
t.

>>63835703
Nice try glownig, no one's falling for it.

>>63835611
>gas and eggs are cheap again
No its not. Gas is still higher than the last 8 years

>>63835715
Yes because gas was $1.87 eight years ago.

>>63835715
Maybe in your shitlib state. Even in my shitlib state, gas is dropping every month. Down to ~$2.70-$3.00.

Remember when right wing extremists were violently rioting by posting stickers of Biden on gas pumps as gas hit $5?

>>63835709
As if fbi would do anything about left-wing calls for violence other than encouraging it.

>>63835740
>Trump's FBI would stage false flags to further his agenda
HolyPenisWhatAScope!.jpg

>>63835715
Lol califailia

>>63835750
You losers give orange man waay too much credit. Nothing has changed but the perceptions the publicity your ilk circularly create around him. As if he even knows who the deputy director even is. Every treacherous fuck who is ingrained in glowrginizations hasn’t changed since Iraq 2 at least.

>>63835507
>Post crowd
Okay. Pic related.

Post guns now.

>>63835750
He’s not that good of an actor or a liar. Stop clinging for an angle to spin him into a 2015 4dchess mastermind supervillain. It’s pathetic. Go back to TikTok. Or rather stay here. You might manage to become less retarded somehow.

>>63835632
>Custer's Last Band
Really good actually.

You can tell when it gets dark outside and actual Americans start posting.

>>63835806
The terrible broken English is the biggest tip off that real Americans have arrived.

>>63835788
>>63835800
This is getting out of hand, now there's two glownigs

>>63835806
There's dozens of us!

>>63835795
Damn. Looks almost like a picture of USA circa 1970.

What will cure the disgusting liberal uglies plague?

>>63835806
There’s still no guns posted in this thread.
>>63835811
Full AAVE is still better than Spanish.

>>63835795
Why are liberals so unphotogenic?

>>63835839
>>63835852
>>63835865
That's a picture from the parade, dipshits.

>>63835869
People are noting that the crowd for the parade is predominately white, retard

>>63835869
Ok? I assumed that, seeing all the liberal mutts filtered out from the normal ones.

>>63835697
>CNN is now right wing
What the fuck?

>>63835869
>post crowd
>ok
>posts crowd
>comments on parade crowd
Yeah

>>63835892
American democrats are far-right compared to yuroserfs.

>>63835113
Third World tier

>>63835892
>Now

>>63835929
Third worlders wish they had a forklift

>>63834079 (OP)
Was I wrong about the military? I assumed most of them were chuds who liked Trump. But seeing how many armymen were deliberately not trying there, and from what I have read, it seems like they are mostly hardcore anti-Trump. I didn't even realize soldiers were allowed to complain about orders, yet all I see is them whining on the internet. Is national pride in the U.S. pretty much dead in the military or something? I don't get it

>>63835960
A peacetime military is just a more demeaning form of welfare

>>63835695
>Needing 31.5 million to repave some roads
Yeah, this was a giant funnel taxpayer money.

>>63835960
like >>63835966 says military service is degrading, and currently doesn't even pay well. Without good pay or a seemingly worthwhile cause military service is unattractive and unpleasant.

>>63835960
An military is >70% retail-tier desk job. It leans red about 2-1 but dems have lost the ability to be professional and tactful. Just a bunch of idiot dramaqueens nowadays. Orange man totally broke them.

>>63835977
Unlike transgender surgeries in Nicaragua?

>>63835978
Not to mention they were being used a props for trump's birthday party.

>>63835113
Ain't no fucking way this is real bros, this is worst than Nixon's uniforms for the Secret Service hahahaha

>>63835960
US army culture has always looked down on neat parades and lockstep marching as some Nazi/Communist type dictator bullshit that they do in Third World countries. Forcing US soldiers to try and replicate that kind of parade is a bit of a whiplash for them when their whole culture was literally to laugh at "showmanship" armies like the Norks or Russians

>>63835960
A lot of contracts signed 1-4 years ago when they thought they defeated him and had a free ride. Lol

Basically zoomers that saw this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jgaL7ZjjwY
And thought “she just like me frfr”

>>63835994
Holy projection

>>63835113
This is legit the most cringe thing Americans have done in decades. A nation held by the balls by a pro-Russian felon.

>>63835317
>9mm
>picture of a draft dodger
Checks out.

>>63835317
Traitors die first fag

>>63835910
Yeah that's why far right parties are winning elections in Europe.

>>63836022
This is the big thing, the US didn't need to do these parades because everyone knew what they were capable of and the parades are done by authoritarians to project their power. Doesn't take a genius to see why trump really wanted a parade in his honor because he only cares about projecting power like any other authoritarian.

>>63835978
But third worlders manage to be professional, and I bet they are paid close to nothing. You can spot many of the soldiers in the Army literally throwing temper tantrums out of spite, and the rest just gave up. They didn't even try, it was so cringe to watch and even high school bands (regular band, not even extracurricular) would have done way better.

>>63836022
Yes but there is a difference between North Korea cadence and discipline and "FUCK THIS IMMA WALK FR FR" that I saw there. If WW2 American soldiers threw a fit this hard for an event their superiors would literally murder them either their hands. It is sad how far we have fallen

>>63836054
>>63835929
>>63836007
I don’t get it.

>>63836079
Is this an indictment on the US not being more practiced at throwing parades? Because parades are a waste of tax payer money.

>>63836079
Dictators purge ranks of people that would think it best to kill them.

>>63836091
>parades are a waste of tax payer money
What a cucked opinion. Parades are cool, and every country should have them

>>63836093
>Dictators purge ranks of people that would think it best to kill them.
I know this is probably an attempt to make parades look like le authoritarianism but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the fuck this post is saying

>>63836079
>If WW2 American soldiers threw a fit this hard for an event their superiors would literally murder them either their hands. It is sad how far we have fallen
No, they wouldn't, it would be a disciplinary punishment, maybe a severe one, but its not grounds for killing them. Since the second world war, the only people that would get shot were over things like murdering people, raping people, both, and also one desertion.

>>63836000
Nationalize the oil companies if you're serious about lowering gas prices.

Random shitholes in Africa with irrelevant armies are still able to organise military parades better than mutts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD45Hq22czk

>>63836093
So do presidents of functional republics. Every functional nation purges enemies. What the hell sort of inane argument are you trying to make?

>>63836093
>>63836109
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperbole

>>63836117
OMG are they vaguely attempting to march in sync? This is literally like the Nazi Party

>>63836123
I just had to make sure we weren't being literal, here. Sarcasm and hyperbole is difficult to translate into text sometimes

>>63835113
cum tribute, when?

>>63836079
in many third world countries joining the military comes with food security and some level of power or prestige, especially countries where the military has a great deal of sway over public life.

>>63836022
You did it well enough 30 years ago.

>>63836156
There was a lot of things worth parading over in the 90s.

>>63836156
Yeah, it's been downhill since then. Hopefully the lackluster state of this parade causes some butts to get kicked into gear.

>>63835892
I mean, he's not wrong. Yeah they're left compared to proper conservatives, but they're still right of center.

>>63836182
When the center gets dragged just a bit left of Engels...

>>63835420
Troops who do not care combined with no consequences gives you this masterpiece. Every one of those soldiers is pissed they have to do this on a Saturday.

>>63836219
Sounds like there needs to be discipline again in the military

>>63836226
Maybe if they had a leader that wasn't a fucking joke, or something worth parading over, they'd be a little more zeal in them.
What's there to take pride over? Leaving Afghanistan? Iraq? Giving Israel more blank checks?

>>63836250
>omg im so demoralized

>>63836250
250 years of Army history apparently wasn't enough.

>>63836263
Or, maybe, we just havent had a big parade in a generation and we're bad at it. Brits have people who's whole job it is to train guys for parades. They have a special stick and all this super niche knowledge that they pass on to units before they do ceremonial stuff.

Also, marching in perfect step for a long distance without something to keep cadence is fucking hard.

>>63836022
The birthday leader parade is more important that the opinion of some nobody

>>63836226
Most of the Biden era enlistees drop out by 2026 hopefully lolo

>>63836273
It's a sign of institutional problems. Yeah, we're still great on the technical side of warfare. We're the lords of logistics, but little hiccups like this can help uncover underlying issues.

>>63836176
>Hopefully the lackluster state of this parade causes some butts to get kicked into gear.
It was actually kinda all over the place. Some units marched well, some terribly. Rangers were fucking abhorrent. The Cav unit that was super early on did it well.

Hopefully they learn some lessons from this before next years big show.

>>63836262
Last time I checked the constitution says I can complain about the current state of affairs I have against the current administration all I fucking want to.

>>63834924
A thinly veiled excuse

>>63836284
>underlying issues
Yeah, like that apparently 99% of soldiers needed for fighting wars don't want to fight wars apparently lmao. Oops

>>63835317
greetings fellow 9bple enjoyer

>>63836279
Knowing trump, he'll order them all to die in Iran first since he can't risk any soldiers who are loyal to the Constitution and not him.

>>63836284
>It's a sign of institutional problems
Idk how I feel about this. I don't necessarily disagree with you that expecting soldiers to march is pretty much the minimum. But also, if its something where there is near zero institutional knowledge, its actually quite hard to pull it off.

>>63834950
europeons are insufferable.

>>63836263
Buddy zoomers hate America and hate it more every year you go back. You can’t rely on young white straight conservatives for your military anymore or your nation in general anymore jej

>>63836289
No one disputes your constitutional right to be a whiney libshit.

>>63836284
Don’t worry. Diversity will be our strength.

>>63836298
Can you guys do anything else but seethe endlessly about Trump? Why the fuck are you even hear, this is /k/ the weapons forum. Take your political seeth over to >>>/pol/

>>63836306
they can leave if they don't like it, we're full.

>>63836318
A military parade is necessarily a political discussion

>>63836308
That's a fucking laugh, you fuckers would line me up against the wall and have me shot the second you could get away with it.
And frankly, I'd welcome that. Sharing this fucking planet with you retards is a fucking pain in my ass.

>>63836306
Zoomers are currently breaking recruitment records.

>>63834079 (OP)
300 Pounds of Cock.

>>63836323
>A military parade is necessarily a political discussion
>>>/pol/

>>63836326
>still whining

>>63836318
I dunno, can you stop sucking his fucking dick and defending his royal highness' honor despite him being such a goddamn chickenshit?

>>63835350
They walk (not march) like they shat their pants

>>63836328
Do mexicans count?

>>63836298
Yes. You know this thing that never happened last time but definitely will this time. He’s the least martial world leader speaking on the global stage. Fucking keir starmer sounds more likely to send his boys to go die in some Ukraini cowfield.

Stop lying to earth yourself.

>>63836318
>S-s-s-stop talking about the guy who ordered this military parade to be thrown in his honor.
Nah, maybe he shouldn't politicize the military

>>63836335
Yeah and what are you going to do about it? Kill me?

>>63836339
>be me
>be tired of your endless whining
>this is sucking Trumps cock
Post guns.

Keep whining fucking faggots. You still have more than 3 years left kek

>>63836348
>>S-s-s-stop talking about the guy who ordered this military parade to be thrown in his honor.
>Nah, maybe he shouldn't politicize the military
Parade was for the Army's Birthday. How do you not know that?

>>63836350
Meds.

>>63836295
250 is a milestone. If it were some odd number it'd be a thinly veiled excuse.

>>63836367
No seriously are you going to kill me because I'd REALLY like that. I'll get the lawn chair out and everything.

>>63836346
So trump is either going to kick off WWIII by being a good goy and joining the attack on Iran as ordered by his Israeli masters
Or he'll prove his TACO name true again and let those years of saber rattling against Iran amount to him bullshit.
Gotcha.

>>63836328
The prospects are returning to normal levels like everything preBiden but the trajectory of the US is down. The libs aren’t going anywhere and will fuck everything up again after orange man is out and continue their retardation until everyone is a broke brown gay loser

>>63836370
Who gives a fucking shit anymore to a desecrated carcass of an institution more used by corpos and jews than actually defending people of their nation anymore?

>>63836367
>Still trying to push this lie when the birthday boy flew a massive banner of his face during it. >>63835113
I want to see how you gaslight yourself out of this one.

>>63836376
>no matter what he does I'mma seethe
Sounds about right

>>63836374
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>63836398
Why are you green texting yourself?

>>63836398
I want to fucking die what part of this aren't you getting? Its really fucking simple.

>>63836393
People in charge like adding it to their lists of accomplishments on linkedin. It's been that way since the beginning.

>>63836397
Dude, thats a banner hanging outside the US Department of Agriculture with him and another quite famous Republican.

Pretty sus that you cropped it like that. Post guns.

>>63836411
Yeah? And? Linkedin is full of fucking losers. And probably jews too.

>>63836397
Dude they get paintings of their face commissioned to hang in the white house.

>>63836370
>250 is a milestone. If it were some odd number it'd be a thinly veiled excuse
When was the last time in the history of the US that there was a large-scale military parade explicitly held to commemorate the U.S. Army’s anniversary?

>>63836410
Not my problem.

>>63836348
He is a response to everything BEING politicized. Suck my balls. Another
Asshole will rise to counter your gay lame communism and he’ll actually be the dictator you claimed every Republican since bush was.

>>63836427
Well fuck you too, getting my hopes up like that.
Fucking tease.

>>63836418
>>63836422
>Needing a banner of his face up
>Trying to compare yourself against actual greats like Lincoln
Great job making it look even worse for him.

>>63836440
>gets blown the fuck out
>pivots to some other irrelevant shit to seethe about
Post guns. shill.

>>63836418
>Stalin put up statues of Lenin so he can't be a dictator

>>63836326
Better not defund the police and vote against gun rights then retard. Then we can all be happy

>>63836421
This one kind of flew over you head. Accoutrements in the work force/mil/rotary club/etc. are sort of like those gold stars you got in middle school on the board. Its the professional way to track who the best boys are and at the end of the month they'll get a jean day (raise or dinner in their honor).

>>63836452
>omg someone hung a picture of the sitting president its literally over
You're not a serious person.

>>63836450
>B-B-BTFO...
>After you own goaled proving he just wants to put his face up to get people to honor him.
I'm having a good giggle at the hole you're digging for yourself.

>>63836426
Gulf War. The 200th happened to fall after the Vietnam war and people weren't too keen on the idea.

>>63836350
Why are you pretending you’re not the side of political killing, you lying gay?
Go kill more ceos or law makers. It’ll make more good people validate that supposed hate.

>>63836466
ESL.

>>63836433
>Republicans politicize everything starting with Nixon
>it's everyone else's fault
Speaking of the arsonist blaming everyone else for the fire they set, at least Nixon for all his bullshit didn't try to burn the country down for the insurance money.

>>63836374
I’m not on the waltz payroll. Sorry.

>>63836440
It is cheaper now than ever to have your face printed on whatever you want. If you can have a 10' tall picture of your face on the campaign trail it's not that far of a stretch to have one of the Commander in Chief of the military on the militarys birthday.

>>63836376
>be orange
>do nothing
>lives rent free in losers minds

>>63836465
I know you might have a hard time believing I actually think Trump is a want to be dictator so lets look at why I think that.

Fills key positions with loyalists despite having no relevant experience, see Hegseth, RFK, Gabbard ect.
Ignores court orders, deports people after the court rules he can't, claims it's impossible to bring them back, brings them back and suddenly heaps on criminal charges that were never tried in the US before the deportation.
Triggers the Insurrection act without the conditions being met, when the courts tell him no he asks other state governors to send their NG into other states which is also illegal.

Can you see why it might see that way to some people?

>>63836472
>Gulf War
That wasn't to celebrate the anniversary
The 150th wasn't celebrated
The 100th wasn't celebrated
There has never been such a parade

>>63836497
>be orange
>waste $43 million dollars using the military as a prop for your birthday parade
>Cause the soldiers involve to be rightfully mad over it.
At least we owned the libs...

>>63836506
You're not American so our system operating as it has always operated may be concerning.

>>63836509
How many times does it need to be pointed out that this parade was for the armys birthday and that it has been on the books since the Biden admin?

You dudes are just going to pretend these facts dont exist so that you can seethe endlessly about Trump? Because thats what happened today and he was involved so you absolutely MUST seethe?

>>63836487
>It's just a coincidence he plastered his face up for a parade he wanted during his first term and it got shot down by smarter, more qualified people.
Nah.
People forget how much he was sulking he could have one during his first term when he say the french parade when he was calling the troops there losers and suckers.

>>63836516
The last time the Insurrection act was triggered citizens rights were being violated while the governor refused to act filling criteria 3.
As far as I know this is the first time it's been triggered without any criteria being meet.

>>63836524
Dude, >>>/pol/

>>63836523
>it has been on the books since the Biden admin?

may we see it?

>>63836507
And? We sent the great white fleet off to lay dick around the globe because we could with no precedent.

>>63836523
>it has been on the books since the Biden admin?
Proof?

>>63836525
See, you cant comprehend our system because you're a serf in some godforsaken shithole. Thats the opinion of one judge, in a preliminary hearing (not a final determination) and that opinion was immediately appealed and a higher court put that ruling on ice.

>>63836535
The point is that the excuse is brought up that it's the anniversary. Yet purely coincidentally the first time the administration chooses to celebrate it in 250 years, it happens to be the president's birthday

>>63836523
How many times does it have to be said that the parade was for trump's birthday and something like this was never done to honor the US army before.

>>63836532
>>63836536
He's referring to the usual dime a dozen white house ceremony where the army is honored, rather than being turned into props for a full blown parade to honor the birthday boy who really REALLY wanted the military to march for him for years.

>>63836536
>>63836532
>been planned for almost two years
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-army-military-parade-what-to-know/

>>63836474
Oh boo fucking hoo, a big wig CEO got whacked. Am I suppose to be sorry that some rich fucks got reminded that they're not immortal and untouchable

>>63836545
And? 250 is a quarter of a millennia, good enough excuse as any. If it were the 247 or some random fuckass number you'd have a point.

>>63836550
>How many times does it have to be said that the parade was for trump's birthday
Planned for over two years
>and something like this was never done to honor the US army before.
US Army hasnt turned 250 before and we have a long history of parades.

>>63836554
>...but a parade was only added earlier this year
You disingenuous faggot

>>63836481
I have no idea wtf you’re talking about. If you even say the word arson the picture that pops into anyones head post2020 is a leftist rioter.
>pic 2 days ago.

Your mind is fucking cooked isn’t it.

>>63836569
>Planned for over two years
False, see
>>63836554

>>63836573
>Posting ICE false flags
Proving the point about the arsonists blaming everyone else.

>>63836226
^this. Anyone who follows regarding this type of shit knows that the military has been stripped of a lot of shit in regards to "consequences" and "discipline".
Fucking snowflake PVT's and their feels has ruined our military. Women should never been allowed to rights or allowed in the military and fuck woke faggots too.

>>63836509
>Elon cuts $2 billion of dem propaganda and gay lib slush funds from a single department, a hundred more to go.
>NOO those democrats needed jobs!!
If gay zoomers want illegally immigrate to Canada for some MAID I won’t stop them.

>>63836602
>Invoking a drug addicted pedo
>Who also confirmed trump is on Epstein's list
That's funny

>>63836571
You need to realize 25% of Americans are lazy and dishonest. They are called magapedes. Don't trust them. I'm an actual conservative. You cannot trust magapedes. Ever. It's the bell curve in action. They can't help themselves. They are too lazy to look things up so they trust their 250 words or less news and say it's the truth even though they know their sources are bad or they haven't read all the source.

>>63836440
>Lincoln
>great

>>63836617
You're not American.

>>63836623
I am. You are once again making things up out of ignorance, hence a liar.