*blocks your path*

with sound: https://files.catbox.moe/8jsutj.mp4

It's cars and coffee for people who like guns
95% of social clubs for old people is to keep a gun out of your mouth at night

theyre having fun who cares?

>>63836518 (OP)
How do you become that fat? I eat like shit and am just a lanklet

>>63836518 (OP)
look at Clint Eatsgood over here

>>63836578
Ive been around fat people. They will hide how much they eat from regular people. They just consyme absurd amounts of calories.

>>63836578
Must be nice.

>>63836518 (OP)
Fucking christ that gunt

>>63836578
>I eat like shit and am just a lanklet
Youve never observed a full day of a fat fuck. I know a guy, 120kilos at 23 years old, 1.67m tall. Has gout and heart issues. I went to mcdonalds with him, i ate burger and fries and drank some coke. Pretty bad. Know what he ate? 2 burgers, 3 large fries (he ate mine the fat fuck), 1 large coke. That was breakfast. Lunch came, I ate some ramen. He ate a fuck ton of burgers again, about the same amount. Dinner? Same fucking shit. And in between those 3 meals, he never stopped eating. It was oreos then it was pringles then it was ice cream then it was a slice of pizza (only a slice because he is trying to maintain his weight... not lose but maintain weight). They are fat because they put in a tremendous amount of effort to get and stay fat.

>>63836518 (OP)
>fattest gun in the west

>>63836618
for a few donuts more...

>>63836518 (OP)
>I gotta have a good meal

>>63836518 (OP)
He's like diabetic doom guy

>>63836629
My fat roommate in college would buy a dozen bigmac’s & throw them in the freezer as “meal prep”. He’d listen to music at the gym then come home and demolish all 12 of those 600 calorie burgers as he gamed through the afternoon & evening. Add in a random assortment of snacks, cakes, icecream, and at least 1 2L of soda. He did this DAILY. Then would cry to my girlfriend about how he isn’t loosing weight despite spending ‘all day’ at the gym.

Fat people lie to themselves about what they eat, lying to others happens by proxy.

>>63836518 (OP)
>POV: you are Gary Larson, directing an IRL The Far Side movie

>>63838853
He does look like a far side character, good catch

You know that song where it goes “me me me me me me more cowboy than you”. This guy thought they were comparing volume..

>enjoy shooting cowboy gats
>range has a monthly CAS match
>decide to try that out with my SAA and 1892 lever
>comprised entirely of miserable, pissy boomers constantly yelling at one another over minutiae
>can't even finish because I got match DQ'd for taking my 1892 that had a stuck round in its lifter towards the safety table to get it out and got accused of having a "loaded gun off the firing line"...even though the stage RO was the one who told me to do it
This was a year ago and I still can't mentally process the experience without getting angry. What the fuck was their problem?

>>63839262
Every hobby has rules nazis so they can exercise a modicum of control of their life.

>>63839262
Every kind of gun match scene, at the local level, hinges entirely on the people who are making it up. CAS at my range, though I've never participated in it, is pretty friendly and laid back. It doesn't take much though for a match scene to go sour, you throw in just a handful of antagonistic, power-hungry sweatlords and a lot of people get driven off and you're left with a group of surly assholes that prevent anyone else from getting into it. I've seen it happen several times from precision rifle shooting to USPSA, though the latter seems especially prone to turning toxic if people don't temper or drive out the assholes early. Sounds like your CAS scene already went bad.

>>63836629
>>63838388
This.

Same experience. Ate salads all day and actually put in work in the gym. Then CRUSHED a dozen tacos and a whole order of chips and queso washed down with a large soda for dinner. Then ate like 3 oatmeal cookies before bed. Wakes uo at 2-3am and eats a bag of chips and more soda. You know how people will have their first food about an hour after waking up and their last about 2 hours before bed? Not the obese. They eat around the clock.

>be me
>be /fit bro
>at office party at decent local steakhouse
>October so I’m in my peak bulk before cutting down starting mid January
>crush two orders of the famous pork chops
>Fat as fuck office admin types say “anon, what’s your secret? How can you eat like that?”
>I tell em “I’m really just busting my butt in the gym, this is actually uncomfortable for me, I can feel my heartbeat in my stomach”
>July 4 “pot luck party” at office later that year
>I’m as lean as I’ll probably be in the year, can see my abs, any amount of carbs makes the veins on my arms pop
>tell the fat as fuck office admins that “sorry but I can’t have any” to their huge plastic lined slow cookers full of oily mush with chips and cheese stuffed bacon wrapped jalapenos
>they say some stupid shit like, “oh anon, you look great, I’ve seen you eat, you’re so lucky you can just seem to eat whatever you want and not gain a pound!, you sure you can’t have any?”

fuck these smooth brain fat people

It’s like this. If you can’t be trusted to take care of the one thing you have absolute control over, what on earth could you be trusted with otherwise?

>>63839676
it becomes an addiction like behavior

>>63839676
>you’re so lucky you’re in shape
The oldest dodge of responsibility in the book. I was one of those guys that couldn’t gain weight no matter what. Since I was a teen I was 6’ and like 160 pounds, always lean and lanky. Finally when I hit 25 or so I stopped working labor jobs and sat behind a desk. I realize very quickly that office jobs are fucking coffins with all the eating that goes on. In less than a year I filled out to a full 200lbs. Fortunately I needed the weight so I actually looked more normal and less skeleton. But by god I had to cut back and change my eating habits so I didn’t keep gaining. Most of my coworkers are quickly blowing up more every year. Just binge eating office donuts, cakes, cookies, chips, pizza. They just keep bringing in garbage. No fucking wonder our retirement age employees are dying off of heart attacks.

>>63839704
I mean I kinda get that. And I know for some women (and men for that matter) it’s because they were molested as a kid and eat to cope while at the same time making themselves physically unappealing. But there’s also a ton of people who are just fucking automaton slobs. The past 18 months have been interesting ant my company. I work on my company’s executive floor. Basically all engineers with MBAs, finance bros, or blue collar ops guys who’ve worked their way up to sr director level/vp+. There is no kitchen on our floor just a small coffee room with a legit nice espresso machine. The collections floor for accounting? Enormous kitchen and enormous people. A lot of the fatties have got on the ozempic band wagon. More than two have got off the shit because they could no longer afford it for whatever reason. Within a month they blew up past their old weight.

Strange days

>>63839796
I just don’t understand how you can keep eating junk over and over. After like 2 days of take out food and snacks I feel like shit and feel sick thinking about eating more garbage.

>>63836518 (OP)
What did the targets look like? I can unload guns fast too, doesn't mean anything if you aren't hitting shit

>>63836629
>Ive been around fat people. They will hide how much they eat from regular people. They just consyme absurd amounts of calories.

This describes one of my cousins, except they simply are unaware of how much they eat. They're always eating something, and it's rarely anything remotely healthy, then they bemoan about how fat they are.

>>63836518 (OP)
is this /k/'s /fph/ thread?

>>63841198
Probably. Fat people and weapons is a naturally hilarious combination in a pitiable kind of way.

>>63836518 (OP)
SEXO

>>63836518 (OP)

>>63836518 (OP)
POV you see this on your history teacher's corkboard

>>63836578
Meds will do it. I used to be fit and run all the time, asthma caught up with me, gained 100 pounds without changing my diet because of an inhaler they put me on

>>63837920
The Good, the Bad and the Fat.

>>63843793
>I used to be fit and run all the time
>used to run all the time
>used to
>without changing my diet

>>63836518 (OP)
>14 inches of lipid offset

>>63839332
>>63839262
Boomers were born with either a Red or a Fed in their head. The rest follows from this innate curse.