>folks, we thank you all for coming to the US Army's 250th birthday
>Now a word from our sponsors
Fucking hell

>>63839410 (OP)
>Mideast Crisis 2 predicted the future
Peak burgerpunk

>>63839410 (OP)
https://youtu.be/pZk6ia1vFAc

They were also marching to patriotic anti-war songs
https://bsky.app/profile/bubbaprog.lol/post/3lrm4ekho5k2b

Five years ago saar, I lost thirty thousand sponsors in the blink of an eye, and the world redeemed my coinbase. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of H1B volunteers, no shortage of patel patriots. I know you understand the needful.

>>63839410 (OP)
>Wife tells me Trump is wasting money on a Birthday parade
>See protests over this gross misuse of money and fascist celebration
>Find out it's an Army Birthday Parade

>>63839497
Abandoon her ass man

>>63839497
It's actually both. He wanted to combine the two. You'd know this if you look at the parade and show Trump's face up everywhere like he's Mussolini.

>>63839497
The army hasn't had a birthday parade for longer than you're alive but Trump decided to revive it right on his birthday

>>63839410 (OP)
For me, it was the palantir ad slot

>>63839568
And he fell asleep during it

>>63839410 (OP)
This was quite possibly the saddest parade I've ever seen.
Why would they have sponsors on it, that's fucking ridiculous. Why would they do that for a national event?
t. Europoor

>>63839410 (OP)
>>63839670
>>63839689

>>63839497
It was planned to be a smaller more reserved celebration until a few months ago for some unknowable reason.

>>63839703
>Why would they do that for a national event?
Trump and his inner circle own a lot of crypto assets. That's why. I lvoe it how MIGAtards endlessly cry about shady DC business, politicians enriching themselves and corruption. Then a MIGA president comes in and does brazen corruption in the open, enriches himself and his inner circle and it's suddenly okay.

>>63839788
>>>/pol/

>>63839788
As opposed to doing it in the shadows like every other president?

>>63839788
It’s because we rather see these ads than tranny flags and forced DEI

>>63839788
the sole purpose of crypto is to allow the hyper-rich to shuffle money around without pesky things like national borders or laws getting in the way

>>63839830
That, and paying for CP

>>63839568
I mean this is the 250th anniversary, kind of a big deal.

>>63839788
They actually believe being so brazenly in your face about it is exactly what makes it okay, calling it "transparency"

>>63839870
>and paying for CP
It's terrible for that because every transaction is traceable.
Years in the future, some wallet is IDed as CP or any other criminal enterprise and all the transactions to it can be traced.
That exchange hack that had several billions lying around never made it into cash because they just couldn't safely convert the crypto without fingering themselves.

>>63839410 (OP)
>All the comment feeds full of seething redditors
Worth it

>People bitch about the cost
>Get sponsors to pay for advertising, reducing the overall cost
>People bitch about having sponsors
You cucks can't ever be satisfied

>>63839937
You could also reduce the cost by getting the soldiers to give blowjobs to paying audience members.

>>63839410 (OP)
You want whiney sponsors, they'll demand more and better all the time and your stupid ass just works harder.
End reslut is coolio tho...

>>63839870
>That, and paying for CP

And 4chan passes!

>>63839568
Shit I wasn't around for 200. Fuck.

>>63839788
I think more and more Americans are coming to terms with the fact that"drain the swamp" actually just meant "fill it with your own swamp creatures".
The fact that you can just pay him for a pardon at this point should make that quite clear.
And i honestly kinda expected it, just not for it to be so out in the open like this

>>63839937
A national parade shouldn't have sponsors. Those soldiers serve the people and not corporations.

>>63839410 (OP)
Less pathetic than turning White House lawn into a car dealership

>>63839689
These soldiers look like they don't want to be there, at least gommies put on a look aggro face with Chinks being the worst offenders.

>>63839410 (OP)
The US is a mockery of itself

>>63840003
>Those soldiers serve the people and not corporations
Kek, good one

>>63839689
Jesus how embarassing

>>63839823
>hey, at least my wife cucks in secret!

>>63839689
That's not sleeping he's just bong'ed himself Chinese.

>>63840030
Ideally that's how it should be. We know it isn't, but at least keep the mask on.

>>63839568
>army anniversary parade on 100th, 150th, 200th year.
>you can't have one the 250th, its unprecedented, chud!
You can say it's fucking stupid, but don't act like it isn't the norm. The bongistanis had a parade with their stupid royal guards every time the queen took a fucking shit.

>>63840066
Eh, fair enough

>>63840066
I feel like that's the only reason dumb liberals and dumb conservatives dislike Zion Don, because he's mask off with his criminality and corruption and they'd prefer if he would pretend not to be a lying hypocritical pedophile like the rest of them do.

>>63839410 (OP)
The entire thing was an absolute embarrassment, the small nice commemorative affair originally planned with local events (having regular people come out to a base and actually be able to interact with stuff in person is always awesome fun and way way WAY fucking better then watching shit go by behind a barricade) would have been so much better and true to the spirit of America. That Trump ruined this too will make me mildly but eternally bitter.

So sure might as well throw in scamcoin advertising too, fits the theme.

>>63839830
They can already do that with SPVs, trusts and opaque jurisdictions. They use crypto to funnel money from rubes to themselves.

>>63839905
I've noticed this as well.
>Well at least he's corrupt openly! He doesn't hide like muh byden and hunter's cock!
It's such a fucking stupid thought to have, but it eases cognitive dissonance.
>>63839823
>>63839826
Case in point. Cognitive dissonance pros here demonstrate how to do mental gymnastics in defense of their god emperor.

chat, type something if you saw the 200th year parade in 1975

>>63840016
Whew you’re right.

>>63840105
Well, yeah.
You at least act ashamed when you do something wrong. Don't flaunt it.

>>63840074
it's funny how you shills keep pushing that agenda
it's ALL about him, no matter what you like to believe or got paid to believe

>>63840253
Personally, I would like to see every single one of the criminals who rule over us tried for treason, and I would prefer if they would all be as open about it as possible so the trials are easier.

>>63840230
I think that was for domestic makers of electric cars in general, not just your main donor who got you elected. One is for the industry and the country as a whole, the other is self-serving and tacky. There's a line for sure, although don't ask me to empirically define it.

>>63840259
IDK who they're trying to fool, us? Or themselves?
>in b4 seethe and cope libcuck
It's your wasted tax dollars too

Don't worry burgerbros, we'll show you how to do parades when we have our annual one in 2 months.

>>63840266
I feel like Trump has pardoned, or will pardon, every single one on his side of the fence.

>no Cold War era tanks for Korea and Vietnam
Laaaaaame!

>>63840297
You're foolish for still thinking in terms of "sides" when it comes to the ruling class. There's the owners, and then there's everyone else. Those are the sides.

>>63840293
We don't do parades in front of the President. Only after winning a war.
I hope this stupid fucking Trump birthday bash was embarassing enough to not ever do it again, (until if and we we bring Xi Jipang back in chains after WWIII).
Until then NO stop fucking wasting money that you already slashed from every agency that matters.

>>63840297
depends on how much you pay him

>>63840305
I'm just saying that you're not going to get any of the most brazen ones, because in being so brazen they also earned pardons.

so why do you need sponsors for a parade?

>>63839453
Uhhh yeah? I don't think anyone who's not a political extremist is pro-war.

>>63840332
I don't want to just go after the brazen ones. They're all guilty, regardless of whether or not they try to hide. They should all face justice in a court of law and be punished accordingly to their crimes (high treason).

>>63840322
until if and when***

>>63840336
To remind the troops who they fight for.

>>63839453
I wish they marched to unit songs instead of ‘80s classic rock.

>>63840340
You used the word "trials", and I'm saying there won't be trials for the worst offenders because they've been pardoned. Unless you're talking extralegally.
I define "worst" in this context as a strictly dollar amount stolen/embezzled/bribed/looted.

What I want to know is:
1. was there anything cool getting its first real public look? I noticed some kind of tracked UGV with the Dragoon turret on it, hadn't seen that guy before.
2. Were there any suspicious absences? I expect there were no Bookers since they're kill, but were there any JLTVs? Was it all Humvees? Or did they just stick to FMTVs? Because I was seeing a lot of those.

>>63840186
>(having regular people come out to a base and actually be able to interact with stuff in person is always awesome fun and way way WAY fucking better then watching shit go by behind a barricade)
they had that too, but you don't care you just want to be mad.

>>63840359
The trials will come after the US government is disbanded and new a constitution that isn't written by FAGGOT federalists is drafted.

>>63840336
>>63840346
Because Trump is a spiritual, honorary (albeit, not actual) Semite. And while he really wanted this, he didn't want to pay for it. So we did instead.
Fucking great idea from the "stop government waste" zealots.

Yes I'm mad. When it comes to my taxdollars I am very much a miserly merchant.

>>63840361
It looked like they put together what they had as quickly as they could by raiding some nearby museums.

>>63840372
Hardly the same.
It was on the fucking mall and didn't have anything cool. Where are the HIMARs shooting candy?

>>63840375
>its a crazy person
Sorry I asked.
Take your fucking meds dumb shit.

>>63840399
>nooooo you a revolution can never work in a country founded through revolution
fun fact: police and active duty military make up less than 1% of the population

>>63840372
Not around here, not even at bases that have in the past. There was no nationwide, well coordinated, publicized and distributed thing going on because all the oxygen was sucked up by the Washington DC Trump Bday party borefest. He has to make everything about himself and his own spectacle, don't even bother trying to deny it as if we can't see him plaster his picture all over the place.
>you just want to be mad
No, I don't want to be mad, but yes I am genuinely really fucking mad and getting madder as I think about it more about how such an occasion turned into what we saw yesterday. US military has historically been a unifying force of good and respected across broad swaths of society. Trump pissed on that. At least he can't take 4th of July from us, and he'll be long fucking dead and burning in hell when the 250th anniversary of the US Constitution comes around.

>>63839497
It was a coinbase promo event

>>63840410
Federalism is fucking based and it clearly works, you're an idiot.

>>63840375
hahaha this is the fucking delusion miga is reduced to

>>63840418
The Federalists didn't want to include a Bill of Rights at all, which is why it had to be amended onto the end after the anti-federalists threatened not to ratify without it. The main body of the US Constitution enshrines the rights of land speculators and moneylenders above all else, because of the Federalists.

>>63840423
Zion Don should also be put on trial for treason, retard. He's a part of the Zionist ownership class / government that has put the interests of international finance and global kikery above the interests of the American people.

>>63840271
lmao he will never reply to this

>>63840415
Well said.
Terrible that it's gotten to this point, where no matter how egregious something is you'll still have a good third of the population screaming you down because their object of veneration is somehow infalliable. It sickens me; if you really care about something you should fell free, nay, compelled to criticize it openly. We just are not seeing that today.

>>63840436
If he does it will be any one of the follow
>cope and seethe
>post guns
>Trump won
maybe with a sprinking of reddit and trannies.
It's all so tiresome.

>>63840449
Agree completely. The fucking weird cult of personality around the fat decrepit retard is disgusting.

>>63839410 (OP)
Man I just wanted cool pictures of the parade but this this whole thread is just stupid TDS bullshit about how ACTUALLY THE MILITARY HATES TRUMP AND THEY MARCHED STUPID ON PURPOSE. (pic related)
The Parade might have been an embarrassment when it comes to marching but I think that's more because for some reason we got the idea that military parades are fascist after 1991. I'm hoping we start doing them regularly like the french do so we start being less ramshackle with it.

>>63839788
It's kinda amusing, in a morbid way, how things have devolved from laser-eyed memeposting into reddit-core 9gag legumes. Sure, more things are "getting done" than last time around, but it's all tainted by Asian beans.
Well, I guess that's what you get when you bring in legions of gamergate losers and let tech-billionaire nerds buy themselves open doors. Sure, the old guard of the establishment right was made of decrepit, stagnant old boomers, but consider the contrast between their respective inner circles.
"The Swamp" has been simply replaced with Reddit Occupied Government, poisoned by speculation and enslaved by algorithm-generated non-thought and anti-creativity. It's no fun!

>>63840449
Well said in turn, and now that you write that makes me realize I've had this argument with fanboys of tech stuff, including tech stuff I very much like!, for decades at this point. In my opinion, REAL fans of something criticize it if they really think there is something to improve. Try to do so constructively and politely yeah, but criticize nonetheless. Saying how something could be better represents effort on your part and also a desire for whatever it is to improve. If you like something, particularly if you really like something, and see them doing something dumb that is hurting them, it makes sense to speak up about it right? Like people talk about "sports teams" with politics, but I don't see serious sports fans hesitating for a second to criticize everything about their team's staffing and coaching and whatever else they think could be better, even while also attending tons of games and loving their teams.

Cult shit isn't just weird it seems to me like it's obviously self-defeating. The big difference between historically great and decent leaders isn't one being perfect vs the other, it's that great leaders surround themselves with other intelligent people not afraid to speak up so that when (not if) they inevitably blunder, people they respect can steer them back on course while course correction is easy. If you surround yourself with yes-men and a cult, even if you unironically are smart and motivated, you WILL faceplant sooner or later in a way that somebody who loved you but wasn't afraid of you could have prevented.

>>63840003
They're not even being subtle anymore. Look at this Christmas message by Palantir's CEO. It looks like a Mike Judge Tv Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA9eJ8U5yx8&pp=ygUacGFsYW50aXIgY2hyaXN0bWFzIG1lc3NhZ2U%3D

>>63840022
110% this. I have never seen a more disinterested set of soldiers marching. It's like their CO told them they all have to march and aren't getting off in lieu

>>63840375
>the US government is disbanded and new a constitution that isn't written by FAGGOT federalists is drafted.
So what replaces the us gov? And how will the constitution be rewritten? Please enlighten me

>>63839410 (OP)
>palantir and lokmart were sponsors
I honestly wouldn't have it any other way. I almost died laughing

Honestly I don't even care that the parade was sponsored, I care that it was sponsored by cryptofaggots like Coinbase.

>>63840022
there were a lot of guys having a great time, mainly the guys who didn't have to walk

>>63840574
>Mil tech industrial complex sponsors a military parade
For all the effort we put into films, reality is the most kino

>>63839497
not just an army parade, or he wouldn't have plastered his face on it.

>>63840523
>Man I just wanted cool pictures of the parade
sorry babe no cool shit allowed

>>63840594
MAGA fucking shits have NO response to this blatant

>>63840523
They are retarded and non-traditional when not done after a major war.

>>63840594
shit looks straight out of a soviet street in the 1980's lol

>>63840561
A new US government, and it will be written by democratic assemblies from around the nation.

>>63840432
Posts like this are too based for nu-/k/

>>63840594
Third World KINO!

>>63840668
This board doesn't deserve my Miami Vice threads.

>>63840674
We're browner than a lot of thirdie countries now anon. Parts of Brazil or Chile are whiter than Idaho.

>>63840696
And the Army is even browner than the regular population. The US Army is essentially a welfare program for mexicans and blacks.

>>63840626
It makes sense when MAGA communism exists.

>>63840415
>>63840449
I wonder what you two (or samefag) shill for.
US military WAS good, it's been a diversity balls-fondler for the last 13 years. I wish it was good, but the Rainbow People and the Culture Subversion Crusade won't let us have that.
Trump was trying, but he failed. He's not a military man, and neither are half the US military bureaucracy.

>>63840662
This can go wrong on so many levels.

I would reset the US government, not rewrite it.
Socialists would do a re-write. Because they really want their lobbyists to have sway.
I would remove lobbying altogether. Petitions only, must include evidence essay.
Literacy would be king.

>>63840359
The only court that'll be fully impartial after all this would probably look like the chicken game board scene from South Park.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

>>63840594
>>63840625
i call photoshop.
more proof. no way he picked THAT picture.

>>63840816
that's the official whitehouse portrait for his second term, anon

>>63840809
We need a constitution that combines Italian Fascist economic organization with American civil liberties and Christian anti-imperialism.

>>63840828
>and Christian anti-imperialism.
define this because that sounds like our rebrand of normal imperialism but under the purview of "god said we could"

>>63840529
its actually even worse than that, the redditors got kicked out along with elon and now the only ones left are the facebook boomers

>>63840858
>Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye
>Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.
Connect those bible verses with the concept of an anti-imperialist government. Use your critical thinking skills.

>>63840594
peak Juche tier

>>63840816
lol

>>63839410 (OP)
You lost tranny.

>>63840908
jesus lmao

>>63839410 (OP)
So Pete Headsex is getting the boot after this, right? You can do the world's most pathetic intelligence failure, you can flail around and fuck up decades of modernization efforts, but god forbid you throw an egotistical manchild a bad birthday party

>>63839732
Because we're supposed to sign up to fight for kikes. Again

>>63840594
>Welcome to City 17

>>63840948
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>>63841001
heh
>You're safer here.
can totally hear him saying that

>>63840770
what tangible effect have gays and diversity actually made on the military
>>63840873
>Connect those bible verses with the concept of an anti-imperialist government. Use your critical thinking skills.
you dont have to be so rude about it anon. My point was that america was traditionally "anti-imperialist" throughout the 1800's but would often pull off our own imperialist ambitions but under the purview of "being good christians and helping the poor brown people" white man's burden and so forth.
I was just trying to gauge whether or not you were referring to that or referring to being against imperialism because its not loving your fellow man

>>63841013
I guess a lot of people do use Christ's name without actually listening to His words, but that's not what I want for America. The hypocrisy has to end.

>>63840594
Not even China puts on Xi posters like this kek, this is peak third world lmao

>>63841025
>he forgot about the instructions to the Israelites on taking Canaan for themselves
You're one of those Christians who forgets about the Old Testament, aren't you?

>>63841052
nta but typically christians see that as a special case and not something to be replicated outside of that specific instance. Although fwiw people have struggled for centuries to understand those verses. Even after the israelites "took" canaan (didn't even do that right) YWH is shown to setup israel to be a de-centralized state that can't perform those same imperialistic acts

>>63840003
>Those soldiers serve the people and not corporations.
Jews aren't people

>>63840449
You'd normally expect some people to be saying "It was a good idea to have a parade, I was so excited to see it but it ended up being a big disappointment" or even "The wreckers and traitors and Trotskyists in the party/military sabotaged the Tsar's special day", but no, it's all "reddit trannies TDS".
NOTHING Trump does can possibly be bad in even the slightest way. And even if it sucks to the point of indefensibility, it's good actually because it made people mad. Anyway, I'd like to thank this year's State of the Union sponsor, RAID: Shadow Legends. Use code "IPAIDMYSELF300MILLIONOFYOURTAXDOLLARSTOGOGOLFINGATMYTACKYGOLFHOTELS" (all one word) to get 8000 free XP

>>63841052
New covenant. They aren't God's chosen people.

>>63839506
Little too much cousin wifeing.

>>63839689
It was a long day. The man get like 4hrs sleep with a wife like that.

>>63841109
>Oracle
Up there as one of the shittier companies to ever walk the earth. I guess most people outside of tech, and even lots in tech, have no idea what Oracle is like beyond a vague tech association and big and maybe they've heard the CEO is rich but holy shit have they scammed so much money out of gov for garbage, parasitized onto everything, set all sorts of technologies way back, been the most litigious assholes ever.
>Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle

>>63840816
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/03/politics/trump-new-official-portrait-white-house

>>63839689
can't blame an ancient fossil for being low energy dude
>>63841126
>implying the tiny taco still has any hot sauce in it
doubt

>>63841031
As much as I hate even indirectly defending any aspect of this train wreck of a parade, but Xi is actually worse.

>>63841126
>The man get like 4hrs sleep with a wife like that.
i thought they werent banging it out anymore since he cheated on her

Are we seriously supposed to rely on ppl who can't march in case of contested airspace?

>>63841186
Pretending to goosestep like a third world country is pretty demoralizing.

>>63841126
Brother she doesn't even let him hold her hand.

>>63839410 (OP)
>>63839689
>bulletproof glass
Terrible display, desu
>b-but muh possible assassination attempts
Not an excuse when other countries don't need such things and the same risks exist.

>>63840594

Burgerbros, tune in on Bastille Day to see a cooler show with a better optimized budget.
With no ads.

>>63841248
even Africans make better parades than burgers. America managed to achieve 4th world status in parades

>>63839453
Insane to play fortunate son when the retarded orange geriatric bonespur was LITERALLY A FORTUNATE SON.

>>63841126
I think this is it.
He can barely sleep because he keeps checking the cuck-cam he installed in her apartment.

>>63841109
Brought to you by Carl's Junior

>HEY PRIVATE
>I WANT YOU TO CARRY THIS DJI DRONE IN THE PARADE
>Y-yyess sergeant...

>>63839689
>3 to the front, 0 to the rear
shittiest arm swing ive ever seen

>>63841248
is this loss

>>63841259
people here complain the military is too gay, but if it was gayer they might have at least managed to beat Algeria in the parade ranking...

>>63841300
There was also a guy with a high-tech rolling bucket and a shovel collecting horse shit, because for some reason there were no bags on the horses to collect their shit, like everyone else uses.

>>63839826
>its either corpo brand integrations or a pride parade
lmao mindbroken

>>63839410 (OP)
>>63839670
>>63840594
>>63841109
humiliation ritual

>>63841329
>Clean it up, Private Wagie

>>63840908
When did /k/ fill up with liberal faggots? There are retards on this board that legitimately fear a Maga Fascist regime and you ca just tell those faggots don't own guns.

>>63841329
>>63841352
>You are in the army?! Thank you so much for your service!!
>the service

>UGH LT DO WE REALLY HAVE TO MARCH?
What do?

>>63841357
It's genuinely kinda sad you've become so brainrotted that you now identify conservatives as liberals because you think "conservative" means "radical".

>>63841357
Yeah, because you would totally draw your gun against an armed unit coming for you.
Oh no, you are a larper and would shit your pants.
And make no mistake, after he is done with the "illegals" and "gays" and "commies" he WILL come for your irons, every single dicatator did.
And there will be no one left to defend you against "state security forces" rushing you in armored cars.

>>63839732

>>63841382
he looks illegal

>>63841375
>>63841376
Post guns faggots

>>63841382
>250,000
yeah

>>63841357
Only liberal faggots oppose hijacking the military to use for domestic political purposes like propping up the leader's ego and quelling opposition.

>>63839453
>>63841273
Malicious compliance. The army was clearly mocking him.

>>63841404
They sure hate the military and would call an Army Parade a Trump parade, yes.

>>63841407
This.
It was only on his birthday by coincidence.
And all the huge banners with his face on them along the parade route were actually put there by accident.

>>63841376
>Yeah, because you would totally draw your gun against an armed unit coming for you.
nta, I'm one of those "1a&2a absolutists" he hates, but I would only partly out of patriotism or whatever. But also pure, unironic, non-blackpilled self interest: I've studied history, and every single authoritarian political prison/gulag/camp/whatever in history has been a horror show. If we get to the point where state security units are rushing people in my rural area yes, I'd absolutely prefer to die in a hail of bullets and maybe at least injure one of them or make some noise then get taken to be tortured into "confessing" in some show trial then forced labor until I die.

I definitely don't think we'll actually get there, the no kings counter gatherings this weekend were ginormous even in red area, millions and millions of people nationwide. Large numbers of whom have guns. The sad part empty silent DC parade made the contrast all the more obvious. I think things might get strained, we'll take a big long term hit in terms of science, trade etc, but I think we'll get through it without a full blown collapse. We've got enough patriotism, institutions, and guns. But if we did collapse nah, not gonna go along with it peacefully. They'd take all my guns and never let me get any again anyway.

>>63841382
>>63841397
place was absolutely packed

>>63840529
ROG...

>>63841397
Nice to see MIGA practicing responsible social distancing!

>>63841382
>>63841397
>>63841425

>>63841420
Jesus fuck you paid shills are out of fucking control. I believe you own guns as much as you own a fucking unicorn.

>>63841425
delet that

>>63841248
The pros do a little show three times a week, every week. Dignified and elegant, as opposed to gauche eurotrash posturing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLIVr050VQs

>>63841438
>everyone that disagrees with me or the orange man is a paid shill
TDS

>>63841425
How many humiliation rituals Trump can fit in 4 year term?

>>63841382
Jfc they will literally lie about anything

>>63841425
>Let's stand 50 deep so no one can see the parade. That'll make the faggots on 4chan know many people showed up! Quickly, get behind the bleachers too!!!

>>63841425
>>63841436
>>63841452
That intersection is 800 yards from the podium and was the worst seats available and as you can see the crowd along the road is 5-10 deep and as you can also see, the crowd goes down the road on the other side.

I'm sorry your No Kings protests yesterday were a squib, but please dont come harass us here with your seethe.

>>63841420
>the no kings counter gatherings this weekend were ginormous even in red area
lol no

>>63841525
Ok, then find me photos showing the crowd of 250k people filling the National Mall.
Here's some reference so you know what you're looking for.

>>63841525
Ok, then find me photos showing the crowd of 250k people filling the National Mall.
Here's some reference so you know what you're looking for.

forgot pic lmao

>>63841560
Your own image suggests that the crowd was pretty big. Again, that intersection was 800 yards from the podium and even there there was a nice thick blob of people lining the rout. And, again, you can also see people lining the rout on the road to the left.

>but you cant prove its 250 000!
I dont have to.

>>63841571
Your pic related is 1.8 million people showing up for Obamas inauguration you literal fucking shill.

>>63841525
i believe you

>>63841575
>Your own image suggests that the crowd was pretty big. Again, that intersection was 800 yards from the podium and even there there was a nice thick blob of people lining the rout.
Yeah, man. You're not coping at all.

>>63841525

>>63841426
I pledge allegiance to ASUS, and to the Republic Of Gamers for which it stands, one Nation under Gaben, unpwnable, with low ping and killstreaks for all.

>>63841596
I'm not emotionally invested in crowd sized, unlike you, so there is nothing to cope over. I suspect your obsession with crowds is because of >>63841525

>>63841604
Congratulations on the single even that wasn't a total flub. Its not like you've posted that exact image a dozen times since yesterday, because you're definitely not coping

>>63841586
That's easily 100k people in this image alone.

>>63841617
U.S. Army parades sponsored by Nvidia when?

>>63841052
one of those Christians that understand how God's covenant with Abraham finished when Jesus died on the cross. Through His grace all people can be saved, there's no basis for Zionism (in an Old Testament sense and modern as well)

>>63841619
>I'm not emotionally invested in crowd sized
Which is why you keep replying to photographic evidence with cope about how small that crowd isn't.

>>63841604
>>63841596
>>63841586
Challenge: Post guns

>>63841639
I'm not the one posting pictures of the crowd, you are. As I said, it was a good crowd. I dont care about the exact size of the crowd because we won. Everyone is talking about the parade and no one is talking about the (failed) No Kings protests.

>>63841109
Do these guys get to keep the desert storm gear? that would almost make the humiliation worth it desu.

>>63841629
so true.

>>63841382
>250k
>including the soldiers ordered to march

>>63841661
>he has a little cope collage to make himself feel better
Weird that you havent posted guns yet. Really tickles the old pickle.

>>63841645
>talking about the parade
so true bestie

>>63841695
Yes, you're talking about the parade. And no, you havent posted guns. Are you even American?

>>63841629
>needs to use tjmhe Hubble Deep Field technique to explain his empty photo's
>disregards any photo showing the opposite
Bet you were a lot of fun coping for Donnie back in 2016

embarrassing i was in civil air patrol in highscool and we had to march better than this

>>63841534
certainly bigger than the attendance to the parade

>>63841700
wouldn't laughing at is more accurate? is this your first parade?

>>63841714

>>63841714
>viewer discretion adviced
Was the marching really THAT bad?

>>63841215
>Not an excuse when other countries don't need such things and the same risks exist.
Except 2 attempts were actually made on his life and you saw some of those guys were marching with their rifles. 100% plausible a disgruntled nigger or wannabe troon could sneak a live round in the chamber or even a full mag into the parade to go for lucky attempt number 3. Even if they deactivate the rifles it's childsplay to reactivate one in less than a minute even if they remove the whole bcg and trigger group.

>>63841721
see >>63841720

embarrassing why they didnt just take the honourguard of every states nat guard and the army and add some armor is beyond me

>>63841716
Total flub.

>>63841712
>no guns posted

>>63841726
The Rangers were the only ones who actually sucked. The rest were from average to pretty gud.

Genuinely I've never felt this embarrassed to be an American.
>But what about--
No.
>So this? Really?
Yeah.

>>63841741
you're not American.

>>63841714
Oh wow, I'm honestly surprised. I made it to TSgt and than dipped. It was nothing but ex-Air Force who had nothing to do, tryhard bros and dumb kids.

Was your group as dumb?

Why does MAGA need king? Besides who will become 'nobles' in this new American Society that MAGA wants to create? Do billionaires really need more ego stroking though?

>>63841752
The "kings" thing is just a dumb obfuscation of the actual problem. Trump is one aristocrat among many, and they all have to go.

>>63841752
>>63841756
>no Kings fags seething
Its utterly pathetic that you dudes hide out on /k/ instead of taking this shit to /pol/.

>>63841730
>no guns posted
No picture with more than 500 people posted

>>63841775
>muh crowds
The only day crowds matter is election day, and ours was bigger.

>>63841752
sorry leftoid bros in this house we love kings and the government
>>63841769
you are the first nigger who brought that up, are you having a lefttranny derangement syndrome?

>>63839969
Tbf the Navy would be all over this

>>63841634
Speaking of which, really sus that Jensen Huang and Lisa Su are cousins and CEOs of rival companies in the graphics acceleration industry.

>>63841769
But I just said the "no kings" thing is retarded. The problem is the entire class of pedophile criminals who control the economy and government, all of which are either zionists.

>>63841784
>you brought it up
Nope. You fags did >>63841752 and you did again in your post.

Again: It is utterly pathetic that you're too chicken shit to take this over to /pol/ and instead colonize /k/.

>>63841796
read the thread you retarded nigger >>63841525

>>63841769
>>63841794
either zionists or literally jewish*

>>63841797
Okay, legit libshit no kings posting right here >>63841752 which is what I was responding to.

Take it to /pol/, pussy.

>>63841357
Kek this, this thread is a mess. Also what a bunch of absolute faggots, groveling about this joke of a "regime" because they have literally 0 self determination and require daddy government to make their lives tolerable. Unironically pathetic.

>>63841645
>Everyone is talking about the parade and no one is talking about the (failed) No Kings protests.
Tiny taco's sad serenade:
>attendance: 20 thousand
>/slouch/
>*squeak*
>*silence*
>trump has a little nappy wappy time
>SPONSORED BY SHITCOIN CONTRACTORS!
>cost to tax payers: tens of millions
(failed) No Kings protests:
>attendance: 11 million
>high energy patriotism
>superior marching and music
>Haters of America absolutely seething
>cost to tax payers: free
really niggles the noggin

>>63841635
Cool, so you've never read Ezekiel then. I'd recommend it some time, or you're gonna be in a for a shock down the line.

>>63841845
>>attendance: 11 million
>>high energy patriotism
>>Haters of America absolutely seething

>>63841845
>unironic libshit posting
Is this bait or has /k/ really fallen this far?

>>63841630
Less than a thousand.

>>63841864
it died in 2016 when government loving, election tourist faggot invested this board

>>63841720
They are so out of sync they remind me of that one video of the belgian soldiers trying to march.

>>63841864
>Why isn't /k/ /pol/ lite!???!!
Because the FSB has a limited budget and /k/ isn't a priority for them.

>>63841882
FSB, IDF, MI6, and CIA*

>>63841872
>invested
NIGGER FUCK SPELLING MISTAKE
>>63841881
it couldn't be more worse than the canuck one

>>63841784
damn. legit thirdie level.

>>63841864
part of the nu-/k/ crowd. Got really big post 2020 where if you questioned anything the government did you were a Russian shill!

>>63841751
i diped after a couple years it got kinda lame oi just thought going on a plane ride was cool

>>63841891
Nah, just the FSB.

>>63841882
Meds. Seriously. If you cant see how fucking delusional your post is, you need those antipsychotic meds via intravenous drip.

>>63841720
Jesus Christ, I think the Finns down syndrome squads are better than this.

>>63841864
>noooo 4chan is our safe space!
You obvious tourists do this every single fucking time, then after a few days you fuck off back to /pol/ again and things return to their (shittier modern but now normal) gun loving chaos here.

>>63841899
The FSB got caught taking out adverts here for their "Ukrainian press gang" propaganda site....

>>63841898
absolutely delusional to think that only one country would devote resources to shitting up 4chan

>>63841872
nah it was Ukraine. The r/Donald (or whatever) crowd were irritating but they generally blended in naturally over time as /k/ has always been largely a center-right board (because of the psychology of people who tend to be into guns and weapons). This latest wave was brought in during Ukraine and I cant figure out a general driving theme other than that they are some kind of neo-lib institutionalists.

>>63840271
>domestic makers of electric cars in general
>Excludes largest domestic manufacturer of electric cars

wow!

>>63839410 (OP)
>the guy holding the drone
>the uncoordinated marching
>the rock music
>the "sponsored by Coinbase!" bit
This is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen. Beyond parody desu.
Who knows what was going on in Trump's mind.

>>63841913
they're european redditors whose only experience with guns is their compulsory military service

>>63841909
>You obvious tourists
Post guns.

>>63841910
Yes and?

>>63841912
Every other country's intelligence services are run by boomers who have only just discovered facebook.

>>63841714
>"During the march, the arms will swing naturally 9 inches to the front and 6 inches to the rear,
with the elbows flexing slightly. The upper body will otherwise remain at the position of
Attention."

>Only 9 inches of swing
>With bendy elbows
no fucking wonder it looks so awful

>>63841917
>Who knows what was going on in Trump's mind.
In his defence, he was asleep for most of it.

>>63839410 (OP)
>boohoo this is such a waste of taxpayer money
>wtf how dare you offset the cost to a corporate sponsor
kek

>>63841927
>the CIA has never heard of 4chan
lol

>>63841912
They merely observe. The narrative spinning shit isnt really their thing. If they do it, its targeted campaigns in specific countries usually so focused that they are messaging specific sub-groups in specific regions.

>>63841927
US digital intelligence is space-wizardry in comparison to everyone but perhaps China.

>>63841942
The JIDF exists, whether you want to admit it or not.

>>63841936
>zoomer only now realizes the traditional American march is very distinct, globally. A rejection of European rigidity.

>>63841949
Or, maybe, people just disagree with you.

>>63839689
50 million those were the best shots of it

>>63841955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Internet_Defense_Force
they stopped hosting a website about their activities so I'm sure they stopped lol

>>63841937
>In his defence, he was asleep for most of it.
Why would you say that? Did you not actually watch it and so thats what you think actually happened. Or you did watch it, and know better, but think you can manipulate people who didnt?

I'll never understand this kind of behavior.

>>63841913
>post sandy hook /k/
>center-right
/k/ was THE anti establishment board before moot gave birth to /pol/ and people cares less about being rightoid or leftoid back then

>>63841964
on any given day on /k/ I'll get accused of being a zigger, a kike, a brownoid and an NSA agent. Y'all just need meds.

>>63841969
Nta anon but what you typed was gibberish.
State your point, not in question form

>>63840025
The US is so gay they had two pride parades on the same day and the "conservative" boomers think they owned the libs because they had a rightwing pride parade for the first time

>>63841972
By center-right I mean centrist but Republican leaning due to the GOP's more relaxed stance on guns not purely ideologically. I dont really know how else to frame it.

I've been here on and off since at least 2011 (I think my first ever visit was 2010) and I know for a fact that had you previously flown democrat or liberal colors you'd get fucking lynched.

>>63841950
Look, im not saying they have to follow the British or some other Europeans in their drill, it's just that in my view, the movement and form isn't deliberate enough to look good, it just looks kind of lazy.

>>63841976
Believing that no intelligence agencies post here makes more sense than believing that only one does.

>>63841991
>form isn't deliberate enough to look good, it just looks kind of lazy.
Thats literally the whole point of the march.

>>63841916
Tesla isn't unionized like the others, and doesn't need to be incentivized to produce more EVs, since that's all they make. There was no political benefit to including Tesla.
It's like making an indie games show to spotlight small developers and including Nintendo.

>>63841969
Well i was making a shitpost, cant answer for the guy who thinks there were 250k people there tho

>>63841989
fair if that you meant. and i should corrected myself when i said "people" i meant /k/

>>63841989
>I know for a fact that had you previously flown democrat or liberal colors you'd get fucking lynched
There were unironic commie larpers posting here more than a decade ago.

>>63839689
>draft dodger salutes the military he dodged

what level of irony are we at?

>>63839410 (OP)
So what was the purpose of this humiliation ritual of the US army?
What the fuck was with those ads??
Aren't you guys tired of your entire nation being a golem of the kikes?

>>63841998
>Thats literally the whole point of the march.

>>63842050
>Aren't you guys tired of your entire nation being a golem of the kikes?

did you forget who's in charge of the country?

>>63842048
I really dont get this line of attack. Clinton also dodged the draft by hiding out in England. And if you were a rich NY playboy you wouldn't be lining up to go to 'nam either.

Also, Trumps birthday - June 14 - was never called up. So even if he hadn't applied for a waver it wouldn't matter.

This whole line of attack is completely illogical.

>'ate Trump
>Anti-Trumpers are almost always anti-gun
whose side am I supposed to take in this fucking country? why is it always a choice between two shitty extremes?

>>63842082
are you a fucking boomer or something?

>>63841989
Like >>63842022 said there have always been random leftists albeit rarer, but at the same time do you think /k/ has changed or has politics changed around /k/ while /k/ stayed roughly the same? In the last few weeks I've had anons saying that they unironically support gun control for non-whites and non-"christians" (of their specific preferred flavor of course) and that me saying shall NOT be infringed and not supporting any gun control made me a "liberal" or a "lolbert". I won't pretend to remember perfectly but I don't remember it being like that back then. Pro-2A completely and guns for all was a pretty mainstream right Republican position. If that's no longer the case have I moved "left" or has the label of "right" been hijacked. I don't remember us having any trouble criticizing Bush either or making fun of some of his silly military MISSION ACCOMPLISHED stuff either. Didn't mean we wanted dems at all, but I don't remember any people going ripshit over questioning the R administration's military choices if the arguments were reasonable.

>>63841329
From what I've seen this seems to be SOP for horse cavalry stuff in America. No idea how other countries do it.

>>63842093
>>63841329
In the UK they fill the streets with shit when the Horse Guards ride through. Hence they always come after the infantry march through.

>>63842077
>I really dont get this line of attack

it means he's a coward, a bitch, a sissy which really shows when he kneels to monke

>>63842048
Remember when he saluted a North-Krean general.
I will never forget Kim's face.

>>63842077
>Clinton
So you have to compare a republican president to a democrat nepo baby now.
cool. cool cool cool.

>>63841725
>oy vey only niggers and troons hate orange daddy
newsflash, a wide swath of people in America and in other non-shithole parts of the world would be overjoyed to see that faggots head explode on live tv
I wish nothing but death to overreaching oligarchs, autocrats and tryrants and I will be consistent in that

>>63842102
Does the same apply to Clinton? Or Bush who's dad had to pull serious strings to get him attached to the Air National Guard? Or Biden who applied for and received multiple draft deferments (his number actually got pulled)?

It makes no sense. Avoiding Vietnam doesn't make you a puss. It makes you a Presidential candidate if you're a boomer.

>>63842110
>Clinton
>nepo baby

>>63842087
>has politics changed around /k/
it's this one
look at the world around you if you have any doubts
we're becoming dumber and angrier by the second
modern propaganda is unbelievably sophisticated
the level of psychological manipulation the average person is subject to would make Goebbels cum in his pants

>>63842110
Yes. To be completely honest, I would have done everything lawful to avoid Vietnam as well.

>>63842115
Personally, I do not want to see any harm come to the president. Violence is disgusting.

>>63842117
Key difference being that these guys didn't run on a militarist strongman platform.

>>63842115
>I wish nothing but death to overreaching oligarchs, autocrats and tryrants and I will be consistent in that
No, you just dont like Trump based on your own subjective interpretation of whats going on. Its as simple as that.

>>63842125
>Violence is disgusting.
And now back to our celebration of cutting edge killing machines. Brought to you by Coinbase.

>>63842132
Neither did Trump. Trump has been the most anti-war candidate we have had since Clinton.

>>63842141
I'm anti-war and distrust armies that don't focus primarily on border defense.

>>63842141
>coinbase is now /k/ related
i hate it

>>63839410 (OP)

Remember when he sold canned beans in the legendary Resolute desk in his first term?

This is what you voted for, don't act surprised.

>>63842135
There is such a thing as interpersonal consensus among free people in an open dialog and it doesn't line up with liking parasites, criminals and degenerates like trump given the observable facts in the reality before us

>>63842120
It probably helps that I have zero social media, except 4chan I guess. But that doesn't do the same algorithm stuff and a lot of boards remain pretty diverse. People can shit on you but can't follow you about it. Any time I've taken even a quick glance at whatever feeds are pubicly visible holy shit. And can feel the blood pressure rising. Almost two decades in this place certainly gives some level of thicker skin, but I don't think I'm special or immune to that shit particularly. I just avoid it. That makes me a fucking weirdo completely independent of politics though. I'm sure it's possible to get some real value from them but man does it seem like social media automated engagement has been a huge humanity mind hack, even BEFORE governments undoubtedly began pushing and pulling on the new levers.

>>63842160
kek, no I didn't remember that until now.
Didn't he them on a table during some speech outside too?

>>63842160
>This is what you voted for
Yes.

Also, I forgot about that absolutely hilarious sequence of events.

>>63842163
No, you just dont like him. Really that simple.

>>63842165
>man does it seem like social media automated engagement has been a huge humanity mind hack
Facebook did a study where they showed they could alter users moods by making small tweaks to the content shown on their feeds. It's so fucked.

>>63842163
Until you tell them the conversation about parasites, criminals and degenerates was actually about Trump, then they get angry and walk away.

>>63842178
I'm seriously thinking of going on a 6 month 4chinz and Twitter cleanse.

>>63842178
luckily we are totally immune to that /here/.
Nobody would ever try to influence our opinions through posts on /k/.
Afterall 4chan isn't social media, it's uhhh...it's...something different!

>>63842075
Nah I didn't forget but it seems insane to me that your entire nation - the self proclaimed bastion of freedom and democracy is just taking it up the ass as an old decrepit retard does whatever he wants with absolutely zero respect for the constitution or your average citizen. Add to that the fact that he is destabilizing the whole of NATO, fucking over the US's allies (except isr*el of course) and weakening america's position as the global hegemon...
>>63842082
they really fucked the US over with the two party system didn't they

>>63842191
Such good manners for a goyim!

>>63842191
Well you're not American so of course you dont understand. Sadly, your lack of understanding doesnt stop you from flapping your cock-holster

>>63842189
At least here there's nothing stopping people with differing opinions from interacting. People spouting Russian propaganda regularly get called out and proven wrong, for example. Algorithmic feeds like what FB has just isolate you into bubbles without you even realizing, and there isn't a way to break out of it.

>>63842206
technically ~50% of posts COULD be made by a botnet, steering the general feel of the board in similar ways like an algo would. Thereby changing opinions people who want to stay a part of the community and are scared of being excluded because of ther originally differing opinions.

>>63841329
>mom, dad i'm in the parade

>>63842205
good goy! you just couldn't stop yourself from projecting couldn't you

>>63842131
Jesus Christ

>>63842191
>that smirk on bibis face
he just knows he has the whole US in his pocket

>>63842226
Oh absolutely, though generally it's done by real people, either with physical or virtual devices. Still, they can't stop dissenting posters, and on a slower board like /k/ you can only spam so much without it being obvious. Trying to sort the wheat from the chaff on a high traffic board like /pol/ might actually cause you to go insane.

>>63842226
Also, notice that the volume of posts in this thread (especially aggressive/argumentative ones) dropped off harshly the instant it hit bump limit.

Food for thought.

>>63842264
/pol/tards will shrivel up and die if you try to make them post in a thread past the bump limit.

>>63842093
In France the horses shit everywhere too, but usually they come before the tanks (but before infantry). The tanks drive over all the shit.

>>63841938
>Literally makes the US Army for sale
>Embarrassing for the entire nation
>Cheapens what is ostensibly supposed to be a patriot event
>Opens Trump up to even further mockery beyond what the rest of the parade already did.
>Still wastes tens of millions of taxpayer dollars.

>>63842273
That's because on /pol/ they're gone in 10 seconds. Meanwhile here I've seen them survive for days.

>>63842189
>Afterall 4chan isn't social media, it's uhhh...it's...something different!
It is different though. There's no algorithm, the advertising is near non-existent. 4chan Inc isn't exactly a trillion dollar behemoth employing teams of top tier researchers to figure out how to better extract your money. Something doesn't have to be perfect to be better.

>>63842087
/k/ has changed. I've been here since 2013 and the posts here now are COMPLETELY different than they used to be. We've gone through 5 or 6 waves of tripfags in that time, and I suspect the users have came and gone at about the same rate. Everything changed during Sandy Hook, then the .22 shortage ahead of the 2016 election, then the Floyd riots, then Covid, then Ukraine, and now again since DJT 47. I'm probably forgetting a few, but each of these events caused a wave of outsiders to come here and the board culture is always different after each one brings newfags in. Since Covid the latest waves have brought more foreigners in than ever before.

>>63842115
TDS on full display.
/k/ didn't even want to see King Nigger's head explode because that would be super bad for gun rights. You're obviously a tourist here and just shitposting to stir the pot.

>>63842077
Clinton didn't throw himself a parade so he could be saluted on TV. Neither did George W. "Senator's Son" Bush who spent Vietnam safe in the National Guard or Joe "Five Student Deferrals" Biden. Cadet Bone Spurs did.
>Also, Trumps birthday - June 14 - was never called up.
Pretty sure Trump knows when his birthday is, and as long as the birthday boy feels special... mission accomplished.

>>63840322
Slashing USAID was a good thing though.

>>63842313
>/k/ has changed
I 100% agree /k/ has changed, and the cultural changes honestly depress me. At the same time though I dunno if the flavor of politics amongst the remaining actual hasguns kommandos has changed that radically. Though we are all getting ever closer to the grave.

What percentage of /k/ you think that still represents is an exercise for the reader. Fuck if I know.

>>63842115
Shalom fellow fashbasher!

>>63842387
/k/ is a liberal/Democrat board now. Trump was the straw that finally broke the camel's back and made everyone realize Democrats were right about everything.

>>63842313
you forgot to mention the /pol/raid era. it was so bad that people were asking for a board specifically just to talk politics with guns
>>63842387
>I dunno if the flavor of politics amongst the remaining actual hasguns kommandos has changed that radically
the change before and after 2011 was fairly obvious

>>63841936
>9 forward
>6 back
>9 inches of swing
Zoomer math.

>>63842581
Some democrats picked up the states rights and legalized indentured servitude talking points for about a couple of months in a "throw everything on the wall" attempt to keep hold of 'something' of the voter base they lost when they ticked off the unions.
They're having a hell of a time convincing the people who caused the unions (and everyone who isn't a white guilt-tripping boomer) to leave to join in, who would rather the party die like the Whigs than admit they're wrong.

Why is Trump behind bulletproof glass? Does he not trust the US military?

Only a handful of guys carried guns and bullets aren't usually taken during parades.

>>63842767
who knows. usually you get that kind of protection as the president of a country. it's a mystery

>>63840271
It was actually a favor for his UAW donors, so yes it actually was about donors who got him elected.

>>63842824
Only in shithole countries. JVPITER is not a pussy, he doesn't need it.

>>63841936
>9 and 6 inches
wtf I swear it was 6 and 3 during basic.

>>63842131
Cute!