Thread 63843615 - /k/ [Archived: 933 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:17:33 AM No.63843615
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We need to come up with better names for these wars...
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:18:33 AM No.63843623
iran civil war prologue
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:31:27 AM No.63844285
>>63843615 (OP)
Depending on how quickly the IAF speedruns bombing the IRGC's capabilities out of existence in the coming days, we might just have the Second Six-Day War.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:33:05 AM No.63844290
The Kosher-Halal Crisis
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:34:20 AM No.63844293
>>63843623
What civil war
The loyalists hold all the guns, the people don't have to like it but they can't do shit without guns.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:37:05 AM No.63844297
>>63843615 (OP)
At least the alternate title for WW3 will be the First Drone War, that's decent.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:39:03 AM No.63844300
>>63843615 (OP)
The last war
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:39:07 AM No.63844301
>>63844290
The Habibi Hostilities
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:31 AM No.63844315
The Desert Dust-Up (add number here)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:46:13 AM No.63844318
>>63844301
The Semitic Scrimmage
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:01:12 AM No.63844347
>>63844318
The Missile Mukbang?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:03:28 AM No.63844355
>>63843615 (OP)
Are we allowed to call it a war if neither side has actually declared war on each other?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:05:08 AM No.63844361
>>63844347
Sandnigger Showdown
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:08:56 AM No.63844373
>>63844361
Fisticuffs In the Fertile Crescent
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:01 AM No.63844389
The Caucasian Adjacent Kerfuffle
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:16:27 AM No.63844393
The Caspian Cockfight.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:16:55 AM No.63844395
the brownoid brother war
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:18:52 AM No.63844398
Ludo-Kino In the Levant
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:21:11 AM No.63844405
>>63843623
This opinion is retarded, yet for some reason boomers with political power always fall for it.
>If we bomb them, they'll blame their leaders and rebel!
This has literally never happened, and anyone who thinks it's rational is an insane retard.
>Get bombed by foreign country
>Decide to le heckin join them in the fight against your own country!
I don't want to sound like a broken record, but genuinely... Are you fucking STUPID or something? No, Iran is not going to spontaneously attack themselves because they're getting bombed. You are a complete mongoloid dipshit.
Shut the fuck up. That doesn't make any sense.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:24:05 AM No.63844409
>>63843615 (OP)
>trye promise THREE
The red flag will be risen and everyone will understand everything. The towel is around the head.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:36:11 AM No.63844434
>>63844405

>This has literally never happened, and anyone who thinks it's rational is an insane retard.

Argentina after the Falklands War.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:37:23 AM No.63844439
Operation Flying Foreskin
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:40:31 AM No.63844446
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>>63843615 (OP)
The war for Netanyahu's political survival
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:46:10 AM No.63844456
>>63844446

>This retardation

Bibi's strategy was to loosen up on Hamas post 2014 as he felt they had stopped caring about wanting to destroy Israel and that a divided Palestine would present no pressure to Israel as it pushed settlements in the West Bank. Furthermore he suspected the PA, which cut off all support to Hamas, wanted Gaza to fail so Israel would be forced to clean up the mess, which he didn't want to do. As a member of the Israeli Right, he believes there is no difference between the PA and Hamas except the PA has better PR.

October 7th fucked all those calculations since he then had to undo all the work he started - even after taking out Hezbollah and Iran, he's still underwater in polls since all his credibility was based on keeping Israel safe which he didn't.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:49:59 AM No.63844466
>>63843615 (OP)
Holocaust II: Talmudic Boogaloo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:54:28 AM No.63844480
>>63844446
islamists are responsible for their own actions
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:54:33 AM No.63844481
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>>63844293
>The loyalists hold all the guns, the people don't have to like it but they can't do shit without guns.

The same was true in Syria in 2011 and look how that ended.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:56:37 AM No.63844490
>>63844446
He would currently be in jail if not for Iran and its useful idiots lol
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:23 AM No.63844493
>>63843615 (OP)
War of the Noses
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:29 AM No.63844494
>>63844355
you mean like the Korean Conflict?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:59:30 AM No.63844495
>>63844493
kek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:06:20 AM No.63844511
>>63844481
I think the issue is delivering a large quantity of weapons inland and training people. Maybe if they occupied the Iranian coast it'd be plausible.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:10:29 AM No.63844517
>>63844480
get back to court bibi
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:17:31 AM No.63844525
i can do this, sometimes
i can do this, sometimes
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>>63843615 (OP)
>The Levantine Leavening.
>The Great Kike Offensive.
>The Kosher Contingency.
>Case: Halal.
>Case: Kosher
>Case: Labneh
>Operation Desert Shekel

>Normal Military Operation
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:21:28 AM No.63844535
>>63844301
The Torah Troubles
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:23:07 AM No.63844540
>>63843623
>>63844293
>>63844405
The most realistic outcome is an internal military coup rather than a civilian uprising, which would see a mullah-led government replaced by an equally, or even more militaristic dictatorship.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:36:42 AM No.63844565
>>63844540
It's wishful thinking. Don't be a fucking rube. When Germany was bombing the fuck out of London, the people in the bomb shelters didn't decide to kill the royal family. If I slapped you in the fucking face, would you piss yourself and then go beat the shit out of your dad? Or would you have a problem with me?
It's not "different," the scenario of Iran falling into civil war is actually that goofy and idiotic. That's not happening. Stop acting like it's remotely plausible.
Olive Branch: If Iran loses, and is completely humiliated, okay. If that happens, there will be civil unrest afterwards, could devolve into civil war, I can buy that. But that's AFTER a humiliating loss, and a bad surrender. That's what happened in Argentina >>63844434
But even that was after a loss.
Expecting an arab man to get bombed by the fucking Jews (Who, may I remind you, Iranians fucking HATE.) by turning on their own, it's just actually retarded. There's no two ways about it. I don't know if you keep saying this crap because you're a propagandist or what, but I'll tell you right now that you should come up with some other hot take, because this one is ridiculous cope.
What your saying is political fanfiction at best, at worst you're just propagating some scam lies.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:52:04 AM No.63844595
>>63844565
why do you assume that iranians love their goverment?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:04:53 AM No.63844630
>>63844595
All rural peoples, who make up large amount of percentage loves Iranian government. To them, as long as their government adhere the religious value, they don't care if they are dirt poor. They don't care about democracy. They only want sharia law upholden by pious. They don't care about education, only quran. Poverty is virtue. Israel is enemy. They want nothing else. Same with Afghan.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:04 AM No.63844631
>>63844595
This isnt Iran in 1980, this is more like Iraq in 2003. there probably isnt going to be a mass revolt. those who can afford it will\(and already are) leave. those whjo cant will just stay at home.
No one is gonna drive a missile truck and risk getting vaporized when said truck catches an Israeli missile for a regim that cant even keep the water and electricity running
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:11:28 AM No.63844645
>>63844434
That's hardly realistic, they didn't bomb Argentina, they just humiliated the military Junta leadership.
Iran is fighting a holy war against Israel who is currently bombing Gazans to near starvation, there is nothing to embarrass themselves over, they hit Israel with missiles a ton, the people are pretty satiated their lifestyle has been gradually increasing over time along with increasing cultural freedoms, the one case of "graffiti" about Iran being weak that people base this off of was written by mossed who were there doing spy work so they could bomb the leadership.

Cap this:
Nothing will happen, there will be no uprising in iran for 20 years that isn't just some other generic islamic militaristic force taking over the region.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:27:07 AM No.63844689
>>63844645
>Nothing will happen
True, same as Iraq until the phyisical removal of Saddam. if the system of internal security is strong enough.
Everything else is blatantly wrong though. even if we completely ignore that there were 3 popular mass uprisings in the past 5 years.
Iran as a country is struggling with major civil crisis.
Youth unemployment, water shortages that are now causing serious land subsiding issues(so much so that there is again active talks of moving the capital from Teheran to Makran) and more recently a general energy crisis as well.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:29:13 AM No.63844699
>>63844405
you can't explain such things to paypigs
they only care about spending as much as possible for the sake of Israel, and then more
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:32:46 AM No.63844715
>>63843615 (OP)
The Snafu on Dust II
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:20 AM No.63844794
>true promise III
what happened to the other two?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:57:15 AM No.63844799
>>63844794
Less true than originally anticipated
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:06:07 PM No.63844825
The Strangers in a Strange Land
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:13:37 PM No.63844856
>>63844565
Did you read my post? I donโ€™t believe that the Iranian people will rise up or that there will be a civil war. I said that as it's top leaders are dying left and right, that someone inside the state apparatus (probably a General) will stage a coup (or perform a takeover) and put himself at the head of the regime and develop into a kind of junta.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:14:48 PM No.63844865
>>63843615 (OP)
>Finally solving the jewish problem war
has a nice ring to it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:16:39 PM No.63844872
>>63844865
more like losing your air defense war
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:18:36 PM No.63844880
>>63844361
Racism Rumpus: Kikes vs. Coons
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:26:06 PM No.63844897
>>63844856
That highly depends on the nature of the Iranian army. its open season on the top IRGC guys, but it appears that most regular army leadership is intact.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:38:27 PM No.63844952
>>63843615 (OP)
>russia
>pakistan india
>iran israel
>Taiwan is kicking off tomorrow per satellite info
Theyโ€™ll change that article to WW3 (Arabian Front) shortly
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:39:17 PM No.63844956
>>63844897
And I think that's part of Israel's goal, they didn't kill the defence minister either
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:47:48 PM No.63844986
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>>63844952
>Taiwan is kicking off tomorrow per satellite info
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:49:10 PM No.63844989
>>63844872
israel sure is losing it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:58:49 PM No.63845027
>>63844434
Cool, let's hear about Britain's bombing campaign of Buenos Aires.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:59:06 PM No.63845030
>>63844355
Isn't there some kind of UN clause that states attempting to target a nation's government officials with your military counts-as a war declaration?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:03:51 PM No.63845048
Do_Something_meme_banner_imag
Do_Something_meme_banner_imag
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>>63844956
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:07:20 PM No.63845062
>>63844989
Sure, nigger.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:17:00 PM No.63845099
>>63843615 (OP)
How about the "Israel's last gambit before losing all western support" War?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:22:32 PM No.63845114
>>63845099
>"Israel's last gambit before losing all western support"
You've been cutoff. You've had way too much copium and you're going to harm yourself.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:23:54 PM No.63845118
>>63844355
Declarations of war are rarely given anymore. IIRC there's a bunch of rules and things you have to do if you're officially at war like pulling all troops out of neutral countries
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:30:25 PM No.63845154
>>63844293
> but they can't do shit without guns.
It worked against the shah forty years ago.
And before people start going on about how he was a good boy. The shah was willing to use violence and he unsuccessfully attempted to quell the uprising with brute force.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:31:54 PM No.63845157
>>63845118
Given that one state is a nuclear one and the other is a breakout nuclear state I don't think they want to be at war "officially" cause that implies they don't have the drop on one another.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:33:06 PM No.63845161
>>63845154
That might be true but you have to realize that in today's environment there's a lot more technology factoring into society. In a lot of dictatorships, they use all sorts of media and surveillance to keep people in line that wasn't possible 40 years ago.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:33:50 PM No.63845164
>>63844405
> This has literally never happened
Italy during WW2.
Iraq following Desert Storm.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:36:27 PM No.63845175
>>63845161
True but all that infrastructure is currently getting bombed to shit by the Jews.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:37:25 PM No.63845178
>>63845175
I mean they're bombing stuff that makes weapons, weapon stockpiles and air defenses but I'm pretty sure they're not bombing the stuff that makes the internet work nor are they bombing their secret police offices.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:38:02 PM No.63845182
>>63844493
Lol.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:40:41 PM No.63845199
>>63845161
It's hard to keep track of Habib buying falafel when you are ducking and covering.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:40:49 PM No.63845203
>>63843615 (OP)
its just part of the iron swords war starting with the iranian invasion in october 2023
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:42:16 PM No.63845775
>>63845178
They've killed Tehran's chief of police though
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:50:05 PM No.63845808
>>63845178
They actually did bomb the Tehran police HQ yesterday, yeah. A building in the Foreign Ministry was hit too.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:48:41 PM No.63846043
Smol Anne
Smol Anne
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>>63844446
>my poll numbers are falling, billions must die

>>63844456

10/7 might not have been an inside job, but continuing/expanding the wars into Lebanon, Syria, and Iran absolutely is.

>>63844434

The junta in Argentina was only overthrown AFTER it had already lost in the Falklands. You are right that defeat definitely got the ball rolling but it was an unintended side effect.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:55:20 PM No.63846072
>>63845775
>They've killed Tehran's chief of police though

Someone did. That may not have been Israelis.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:58:30 PM No.63846085
Smol Anne
Smol Anne
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>>63844493

I was going to suggest War of Schlomo's Nose (a play on the War of Jenkins' Ear) but I suppose yours is the more succinct.

>>63844794

True Promise I - April 13, 2024 Iranian drone strikes on Israel

True Promise II - October 1, 2024 Iranian drone strikes on Israel

Iran pretty much created a situation where Israel had the perfect excuse to drop all pretenses of diplomacy. Going to war with Iran would have been a hard sell, even for Netanyahu, prior to that.

>>63844446
>my poll numbers are falling, billions must die

>>63844456

10/7 might not have been an inside job, but continuing/expanding the wars into Lebanon, Syria, and Iran absolutely was.

>>63844434

The junta in Argentina was only overthrown AFTER it had already lost in the Falklands. You are right that defeat definitely got the ball rolling but it was an unintended side effect.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:01:18 PM No.63846095
>>63843615 (OP)
>We need to come up with better names for these wars
Why?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:04:20 PM No.63846106
How goes todays bombing for both sides?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:06:41 PM No.63846114
If you think mass migration has fucked up western countries wait until you see the number it has done on the origin nations. Anyone with a shred of initiative is just living on government dole in the UK, Germany or Canada. Thereโ€™s nobody left in this countries with both a few braincells to rub together and any sort of cohesive strategy. This isnโ€™t a case where you have decent people who want a livable place, those people are all long gone.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:08:20 PM No.63846120
>>63846106
From the sources I've been reading, Israel has been focusing on wiping out Iran's launchers. Particularly the ones they plan to use for attacks, so that the Iranians hit a bottleneck in how many launches they can do. Once most launchers are out of commission they're basically incapable of retaliating.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-857897
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:10:45 PM No.63846125
>>63843615 (OP)
I miss the days when we called conflicts shit like "the War of Jenkin's Ear" and "the War of the Two Pedros"
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:14:11 PM No.63846134
Am I going insane or is the US essentially a junior partner in a relationship with a country that they don't get anything from? Like, Trump warned the Israelis against starting a pointless war and getting the US dragged into it. Then they did everything he warned them against, and now US taxpayer money is getting used to support it. It's like the US rewards Israel for breaking all of its rules and spitting in its face, like some kind of sadomasochistic relationship on a national level.

Also, you have to have an IQ below 80 to think this is actually about nuclear enrichment. There's no evidence that Iran was right on the edge of building nukes or that it was time sensitive to act now. The actual reason is because Netanhayu's coalition with the Orthodox side is fracturing and European countries are starting to impose sanctions for their war crimes, so he needs any distraction that he can to stay in power. Otherwise he faces corruption charges and goes to prison. Netanyahu is one of the most obviously evil people in history and is willing to throw away anyone's lives to stay in power, be it Palestinian, Iranian, Israeli, or American.

Sometimes it seems like I'm the only one here with half a brain because nobody seems to point these things out even though they're incredibly obvious and blatant. Maybe it's because tranny jannies get butthurt but it's not like browsing here is my life or anything so idgaf
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:14:20 PM No.63846135
>>63846125
That might happen if you force a name onto a war through memes. I think we should start doing that.
maybe we can call this the War of the Shifting Flags
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:08 PM No.63846136
beautiful anne
beautiful anne
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>>63846072

Kurds are up to their usual antics again so it might have been them.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-857931

>>63846106

Israel pretty much controls the Western half of Iran's airspace (including Tehran) at this point. The only reason they don't control all of it is the range limitations of the F-35.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:11 PM No.63846137
>>63846085
Fuck off Franktard. You're not helping the Israeli cause by associating with them as a morally degenerate pedophile.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:17:08 PM No.63846142
>>63845114
Yes, this is what everyone's telling Israel right now.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:17:49 PM No.63846147
Case Blue
Case Blue
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>>63843615 (OP)
>Case Tekhelet
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:17:55 PM No.63846149
Anne pointing a gun at (You)
Anne pointing a gun at (You)
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>>63846137

Seethe more
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:18:53 PM No.63846156
thinkhaly
thinkhaly
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>>63846142
>republicans and trump hate iran
>only literal retards on communist college campuses and groyper circles love iran
>even the democrats and the EU hate iran
>not even middle easterners like Iran
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells loves iran
Why is iran such a pathetic dismal failure at foreign policy?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:21:44 PM No.63846164
>>63846149
You're a pedophile. That removes any right you have to judge Hamas or Iran for moral degeneracy.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:22:27 PM No.63846167
>>63844630
>rural population of Iran: 22%
Take your meds schizo.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:23:14 PM No.63846169
>>63844361
Kฤfir-Kike Kerfuffle
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:23:31 PM No.63846171
>>63846134
Since the coof the online discourse around anything has become increasingly unwound, insane, schizophrenic and downright fake/fraudulent. Every second there are hundreds of thousands (perhaps even millions) of comments written about any given topic across the web. Nobody, not even the people in charge of the firms responsible, can tell you what percentage of that is real people and what percentage of it is LLM bots.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:23:47 PM No.63846174
>>63846156
If you support sending billions of US taxpayer dollars to the middle east so that we can be a useful idiot for Israel, the foreign policy failure is with you. Then again you're a paid shill so your opinion doesn't matter either way.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:26:12 PM No.63846186
>>63846174
wowie looks like the 50% of the country that voted for a party that gives aid to israel wants just that
what are you gonna do about it? nothing, just like you showed you would do nothing last thread
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:26:22 PM No.63846187
>>63846156
Some very organic posting happening here.

I don't give a shit about Iran since my tax money isn't getting stolen by them. Iran wouldn't be an issue without Israel.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:28:09 PM No.63846194
>>63846187
Yes anon every post you don't like is an inorganic shill, you can't just happen to be wrong about something or incapable of doing something about your own perceived problems.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:29:17 PM No.63846201
welcome to 4chan
welcome to 4chan
md5: 716f3b7596c20e8cfb642420f4f29d34๐Ÿ”
>>63846164
First day?

>>63846174
I support sending billions of dollars to the Middle East in the form of nukes. We can drill for oil through radioactive glass if we have to.
https://musify.club/track/racist-redneck-rebels-blow-up-the-middle-east-18078701
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:29:24 PM No.63846202
>>63846187
>Iran wouldn't be an issue without Israel.
Considering they want to be able to disrupt the entire global economy by shitting up the straits where all the oil goes through, this is just blatantly false, but it shows how little burgers know about the geopolitical situation that brought the US into this in the first place. It's not charity, it's a balancing act.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:30:23 PM No.63846207
Operation Blast Furnace
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:31:28 PM No.63846212
>>63846156
Turns out shouting bloody murder to the four winds, while (c)overtly financing terrorist groups across the entire region to inconvenience literally everyone, taking hostages and bragging about your yet incomplete WDM program which you'll use against your neighbors once it is done is not particularly endearing.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:31:43 PM No.63846214
Star World Wars
Star World Wars
md5: 0f322eabdd5b80a8ce7d93e3a38d2fe0๐Ÿ”
>>63846156

Iran basically has two ruling classes at this point. First is the public face of the regime, the Guardianship of the Islamic Jurist. It's a bunch of geriatric (Khomeini ruled until his death at 89, Khamenei is currently 86) Shia Islamist clerics who are increasingly disconnected from their own people, with nothing to speak of the rest of the world.

Then you have the IRGC. It's the literal Deep State that all the Q-Cultists screech about. Imagine if Nazi Germany had survived WWII and the SS had cemented itself as a permanent institution and eventually supplanted the Wehrmacht as the primary military force of the country in addition to controlling a significant chunk of the economy via a shadowy business empire worth billions of dollars. That's the IRGC.

Both of these groups are fucking awful.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:34:11 PM No.63846223
>>63846201
I could've sworn it was a complimentary grape soda
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:34:45 PM No.63846227
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md5: 490333e6c472ff270f8ba4d14bac6fbf๐Ÿ”
The jews bombed some IRGC propaganda "news" channel while it was on air and transmitting propaganda lol
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:36:13 PM No.63846233
>>63846227
>valid military target
AIPAC, hello?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:37:21 PM No.63846235
>>63846227
I kind of wish the Ukrainians would do this with the Russians, if only they had a better air force.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:37:51 PM No.63846236
disintergrating emoji
disintergrating emoji
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>>63846227
>blowing up the hot weather channel babe
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:40:40 PM No.63846248
>>63846227
>We'll
>Be
>Right
>Back
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:41:57 PM No.63846251
>>63846236
My guess is that a bomb blew through the nearby ceiling. Maybe she made it out, unless the building collapsed right after having a giant hole in it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:43:08 PM No.63846259
>>63846233
On the contrary, I dislike both shitholes intensely. I just find it funny when these fucked up authoritarian cunts get their comeuppance for ruining such a beautiful and historic land as Persia, even if that comeuppance is delivered by another shithole I don't like.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:43:22 PM No.63846260
>>63846227
I don't like jews, but I almost have to respect their audacity and how they don't give a shit. If only the west went back to thinking like this, instead of trying to appease everyone.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:45:40 PM No.63846271
merlin_137972532_79ab072b-8a3d-4f3e-9cf6-736875f19c90-facebookJumbo
>>63844794
they were made and kept
Replies: >>63846413 >>63846580
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:50:19 PM No.63846287
>>63846259
Every country gets its chance to be in the receiving end retard, all those pesky restrains and treaties exists for a reason.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:53:48 PM No.63846305
>>63846227
Fucking based heebs lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:53:49 PM No.63846306
Surely the only thing Iran needs ro secure military victory is more brown people complaining about Jews on the internet.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:54:50 PM No.63846311
>>63846227
Absolute cinema
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:57:17 PM No.63846326
>>63844493
winrar
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:59:30 PM No.63846338
The Hundred Years Snore
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:02:28 PM No.63846353
>>63844405
>This has literally never happened, and anyone who thinks it's rational is an insane retard.
Literally russia in WW1 though
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:03:29 PM No.63846360
>>63845027
That would've been based
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:08:09 PM No.63846383
>>63844493
thats too on the nose for me.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:13:10 PM No.63846400
>>63846202
>shitting up the straits where all the oil goes through

...because of Israel. Glad we're on the same page. Virtually all conflict in the middle east could be avoided if Israel weren't a bunch of cunts
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:15:45 PM No.63846410
>>63845027
We didn't need to. Their economy bombed itself.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:16:24 PM No.63846413
>>63846271
>Didn't lower gas or grocery prices
>Failed at ending the Ukraine conflict
>Failed at ending Gaza conflict
>Failed at cleaning up government spending
>Failed at lowering the national deficit
>Failed at draining the swamp

Oh almost forgot
>Failed at not getting caught for being a pedophile
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:17:33 PM No.63846416
>>63846400
>irgc attempts to export violent sheep fucker revolution worldwide are totally fine tho
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:20:19 PM No.63846426
>>63846400
>...because of Israel.
Not at all. In the 1980s, Iran and Israel were aligned because they had nothing to bother each other over. Practically natural allies. It's because of the IRGC that Iran has become religiously psychotic and decided to needs to have war where there's no geopolitical tension at all. There's nothing justified in any of their actions and pretending that there might be is like saying you're a raghead more or less.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:21:32 PM No.63846431
>>63846194
Sorry but it's unbelievably blatant that there are actual paid Israeli government shills on this board, you'd have to be some kind of fucking retard not to notice. They regularly create threads that are IDF Twitter reposts and spam forced memes using bots. Israel has an online army comparable to Russias and it's better funded too. There are genuine retards who actually stan Israel here but not as many as there are shills.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:23:23 PM No.63846437
Azov-chan shrug
Azov-chan shrug
md5: 1ff85c65a7d3ebd8cd86b0ddf32df51b๐Ÿ”
>>63846413
>has succeeded at deporting illegal immigrants without due process
>actually held his parade

It's not all bad
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:23:40 PM No.63846441
>>63846186
>50% of the country
Outright lies. Not even 40% of Americans support Israel, and the >50% that elected Trump was those who actually voted.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:25:05 PM No.63846445
xcom egg incubator
xcom egg incubator
md5: 1dc19ab1d68b1d69b383cce337e986f0๐Ÿ”
>>63846413
>>Didn't lower gas or grocery prices
I mean, he is dismantling America one system at a time, but its not like a president has a lever with a plus and a minus on it regarding the prices at the counter. Gas around me has been stable between 1.90 and 2.15 a gallon for the past 3 years. Egg and milk prices have gone down...slightly, but because the money printer went brrr during covid we ain't never going back. Also because of retailer greed.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:25:15 PM No.63846446
>>63846431
>blatant
I see way more blatant iran stans here, desu. They fucking spam every single wave they launch.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:26:24 PM No.63846450
>>63843615 (OP)
>Military support: Jordan
Oh yeah I forgot they kinda hate everyone
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:26:36 PM No.63846451
eat the eggs_thumb.jpg
eat the eggs_thumb.jpg
md5: 39133e537ea5cb5ff87955cf8c875029๐Ÿ”
>>63846445
>we ain't never going back
ever*
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:33:29 PM No.63846476
>>63846413
you get lost, resetard?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:34:34 PM No.63846483
>>63846450
dey just like me fr
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:40:58 PM No.63846508
>>63846441
Too bad, they implicitly support Israel by voting for Trump who wants Iran to be forced to negotiate and he'll support Israel all the way baby.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:46:41 PM No.63846532
>>63846353
And 2 years later they were invading Poland and the Baltics. Destabilizing countries like that has a lot of unforeseen consequences.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:49:57 PM No.63846551
>>63846400
>because of Israel
niggy needs to look up Operation Praying Mantis
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:51:17 PM No.63846558
>>63844355
The Laws of War are a Western nation-state thing, derived partly from attempts by warlords and monarchs to at least pay lip service towards the Christian principles they claimed to espouse, and partly from the fallout of the Thirty-Years War, which left such great devastation in part because few if any laws or restrictions on warfare were observed during its length.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:56:48 PM No.63846580
1715892791782548
1715892791782548
md5: 2a8ae6c168b1ef85ed21c248aa5a6413๐Ÿ”
>>63846271
Do people really send those text messages?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:00:59 PM No.63846603
1744235263959743
1744235263959743
md5: 95bff6c2968965914e42143a0da8d721๐Ÿ”
>>63846227
Please tell me this is real
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:04:18 PM No.63846619
>>63844355
New century new rules, get with it kike.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:07:06 PM No.63846640
>>63846603
Yeah, shits now on fire yo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:29:09 PM No.63846729
>>63846551

You mean when the US sank a defenseless minelayer just dropping explosive turds into the water without provocation?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:46 PM No.63846741
>>63846603
It's real. There's a bunch of Iranians taking video of the burning building on their cellphones.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:34:21 PM No.63846767
>>63846437
>>has succeeded at deporting illegal immigrants without due process
you mean not following the law?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:42:57 PM No.63846822
>>63846729
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_B._Roberts_(FFG-58)
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:34:34 PM No.63847507
>>63843615 (OP)
>2023-Present
2023 BC, maybe.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:38:08 PM No.63847531
Marichka throws a grenade at (You)
Marichka throws a grenade at (You)
md5: 46ac03122d336cdbffcbd166fd100a04๐Ÿ”
>>63846767
>>63846822

That was the joke silly.
Replies: >>63847600
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:44:13 PM No.63847567
holden-bloodfeast-the-representative-v0-e85rc5dnkdtc1
>>63846134
>Am I going insane or is the US essentially a junior partner in a relationship with a country that they don't get anything from?
Israel is basically a research laboratory for weapons, and our military industries are deeply interconnected. The military aid is spent on American weapons so it basically functions as an indirect subsidy to American defense corporations.

> Like, Trump warned the Israelis against starting a pointless war and getting the US dragged into it.
You fell for a psyop to create the conditions for Israel to achieve the element of surprise. Trump was in on it.

>Also, you have to have an IQ below 80 to think this is actually about nuclear enrichment. There's no evidence that Iran was right on the edge of building nukes or that it was time sensitive to act now.
That's a good argument, although I think it has less to do with Bibi wanting to stay in power (although sure, I'll grant that it's a factor) than the fact that Iran cannot prevent Israel from doing this now, because Hezbollah has been destroyed, and Iran's lifeline to them via Syria has also been cut off. I also think you underestimate how big of a grudge American foreign policy elites, senior military people, and glowies in Washington D.C. have for Iran which goes back to the humiliating experience of the embassy crisis in 1979, Iranian proxy attacks on the U.S. Marine barracks in Lebanon, the torture and murder of the CIA station chief in Beirut, and the killing of American troops in Iraq by Iranian-backed militias. Now, this isn't exactly a good reason for starting another war, and it might seem like a long time ago, but these people have long memories and want payback.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:49:25 PM No.63847600
1737082890053748
1737082890053748
md5: f4ea73b078d09cd356cfc57b2ec51c8e๐Ÿ”
>>63847531
guess im retarded
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:07:51 PM No.63847717
1747456170084000
1747456170084000
md5: cb76d39330c86e9b43e7d863fdc303a8๐Ÿ”
I used to like that old timey animal-epithet-y shit like you'd have Assyrians and Gayreeks do but now that I see hollow empty-hot-air regimes and cultures doing it it's just cringe as shit.

>We are like rising lions
>No you are the dog, we are the roaring lion
It's like a spicy brown version of the tea kettle is boiling, the eyebrow is raised, the sandwich is buttered. Metaphors are gay and cringe.

I will still use them thou
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:18:03 PM No.63847781
>>63846171
>Nobody, not even the people in charge of the firms responsible, can tell you what percentage of that is real people and what percentage of it is LLM bots.
It needn't even be a large amount. I've made a comparison to the damage the Islamic state achieved despite it's small size. I think Mao said that 10% of the population needs to fight on the rebel's side in a civil war to win. That is no longer true, it can be much much less. I asked chatGPT to crunch the numbers, but the last time I did this it gave me sources to validate it so I believe this is correct.
In 2014-2015 ISIS was estimated to have 20-30k fighters in Iraq and Syria. Iraq's population was 34 million at the time. The percentage of ISIS fighters to the population was 0.06%. Obviously there's tail-tooth business here with the support structure that isn't a fighter, but you get the idea. 0.06% of ~34 million destabilized the entire region, caused tens if not hundreds of thousands to die, committed a genocide, bataclan and nice ect.

That led me to my theory that Hobbes (Man is a savage and needs a strong government to be civil) and rousseau (man is nice, circumstance makes him bad) are both correct. Most people are inherently good but the incredibly small % who are inherently bad are so destructive it makes that moot. Even if a marginal fraction or a fraction of a percent of a population is Hobbesian that is enough to fuck things over for everyone in a horrible way. Like if 1% of the US population were savage violent malicious bastards who'd love to go barbarian? 3 million Americans. Think about the damage that can do.

Long segway to your point: You don't need 1/2, 1/3rd, even 1/8th of the internet's population to be astroturfed bots. You can with the right leverage and trolling angle have maybe 1% be fake and that's going to catastrophically transform the discourse.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:31:49 PM No.63847872
>>63844595
They donโ€™t have to love their government to support it against the murderous hebes and their legion of golems. Getting attacked makes you more popular. Thatโ€™s how it works.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:20 PM No.63847917
Iran flag
Iran flag
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>>63847717
It might be a reference to pic related.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:41 PM No.63847922
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1660161206250964
md5: 3d46aa20c5904540ced7f846d28941fb๐Ÿ”
>>63844986
the source is Chinise cope
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:41:29 PM No.63847931
what a funky_thumb.jpg
what a funky_thumb.jpg
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>>63847600


Not all of us are blessed with the intellect of Cirno
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:44:49 PM No.63847948
>>63846603
>this is real
this was done indeed by Israel
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:46:06 PM No.63847952
>>63844318
Persians arenโ€™t semitic though
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.63848612
>>63843615 (OP)
>doesnt list USA on Israel's side
hmmmm
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:38:34 AM No.63848617
>>63847952
Iranians aren't persians
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:49:27 AM No.63849049
>>63846410
I know. That's the point I was making. The UK didn't bomb Argentina into rebelling. The Argentinian government did it by itself through being retarded.