Thread 63844620

The Odesa naval landing we never got.
https://files.catbox.moe/5lodca.mp4

What are we looking at?

>>63844643
a webm

>>63844649
I need a translation of this kek, I never got one last thread.

This is more or less what I imagine a /k/ based navy would look like. Zodiac boat ramming maneuvers, long poles, shouting. Of course, in my head they're all shouting random lines from Master and Commander, instead of whatever potatospeak this is.

>>63844663
Very rusophoblic of you.

>>63844674
I don't think so, it seems like they're having a great time out there!

>>63844653
It's incomprehensible, I can only hear one dude saying "shoot a couple of times" over and over again. And your regular "byaaaaaaat" everywhere of course.

>>63844620 (OP)
i have no idea if they're just retarded or if one guy got fucking mad and started ramming everyone.

>>63844734
You say that like those are mutually exclusive scenarios.

Maybe they're trying to steal that boat and/or desert? The ramming dudes with the poles don't have lights, maybe they got caught and this is their attempt to cheese it.

>>63844753
It looks like the first retard confused left and right (the second probably too). Someone yelled something like "300", so it was probably some kind of evac.

>>63844761
>Can't tell the difference between right and left, just starts ramming shit
So this is actually the Russian Costa Concordia

>>63844773
Serious answer: you need to steer left to turn right on that rubber boat, so it’s not exactly the same

>>63844773
>Russian Costa Concordia
That would be the SS Admiral Nakimov

>>63844620 (OP)
Blyat-Day

>>63844620 (OP)
lmao did they shoot eachother at the end, sounds like some zigger ethnic tensions

>>63846138
definitely a gunshot, looks like a pistol in the frames beforehand, fired into the air to try and get peoples attention maybe?

>>63844620 (OP)
The Third Pacific Squadron's looking good.

Just a couple of good old boys having fun on the water after some rye. Like bumper cars.

>>63846255
>pripyat amusement park
Also I had more fun on the commie bumper cars. We were actually allowed to bump cars (no homo) unlike the pigdog capitalist version I last went to in Coney Island where we were only allowed to go in a circle on a designated path. The fun date I planned turned out to be lame and loud without any of the measured violence bumper cars should entail.

>>63844620 (OP)
Im sad we never got dollar store dday :(

>>63846288
>Mad Max: Tavria Tour

>>63844620 (OP)
Never forget the fact that ziggers are still pushing the idea of a D-day in Odessa being just around the corner and will surely happen any time now.

>>63844620 (OP)
Warturder tier...

>>63844620 (OP)
Kek are these retards jousting or something?

>>63846288
Was that a del sol?

>>63851712
That was a crop topped ZAZ Slavuta