This is a call to action for all /k/ommando's to launch a mission to exfil the last F-14s and save them from there impending doom.

>>63847932 (OP)
It received the loving caress of the IAF. It's a merciful way to go, all things considered.

>>63847932 (OP)
I have over 5000 hours of flight experience (in ace combat) and extensive skills in communicating with Arabs (I like kebabs and have them often) therefore I am the best candidate for the job. I'm still gonna need a crack team, men who don't play by the book but instead drill a hole in it and fuck it

>>63847932 (OP)
Xenu is on the line

My dad is retired AF and hung with some interesting people when he was in. When I was in middle school I met a bunch of a10 pilots and even f4 and f14 boomers. I was sure I wanted to be a tomcat pilot. I even got their coins and swag back in 2004 with my name on it. I think it's all been in a shoebox for 20 years, my life has never been the same. My older brother tried to do fun space stuff like my dad and ended up in fucking riyadh doing IT for retarded dune coons so he got tf out. Fuck this gay earth and every son of a bitch crawling on it and fuck me for choosing the wrong timeline

>>63847986
Get the fuck out of my thread you defeatist faggot.
>>63848010
its excellent to have a man of such expertise on the team.

>>63847932 (OP)

Would Iranian F-14s even be airworthy by FAA standards?

>>63847932 (OP)
We'll need a crew chief to help start her up

Calling all DCS players, we need someone who can fly this beauty.

>>63848071
Fuck the FAA

>>63848071
For a confederate larper you should do care about a yankee bureacracy daddy's permission.

>>63848071
Well get all of them out one way or another regardless of airworthiness.
>>63848090
Another valuable asset to the team.
>>63848108
Unfortunately, the mission does require personnel to weigh below 500lbs

bwos...

>>63848158
>For a confederate larper you should do care about a yankee bureacracy daddy's permission.

Or maybe I don't want planes falling out of the sky you fucking dumbass.

>>63847932 (OP)
Would it be possible to fly at least a few out of Iran into Iraq or Pakistan without getting vaporized by the IAF?

>>63850649
Stop being a fag. Everyone knows F14s don't fly, they fall with style

>>63848196
Weight shouldn't be an issue, I'm sure we can hang them on a pylon and have them RC it.

/k/ommence operation TomKatz

>>63851233
The issue would be infiltrating iran with a bunch of lard asses holding us up