Thread 63852850

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

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>Special Forces Fitness Guide
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>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

>>63852839
>He was rejected for openly talking about that exact thing. If the military was full of murderous thugs, he would have been accepted.
Eddie Gallagher has entered the chat

>>63852859
You are not and will never be Eddie Gallagher. Think hard about the difference, and if it doesn't come to you, just look down at your grotesque body

Give me a thumbs up if you're planning on enlisting!

>>63852865
Why would I want to be a murderer like Eddie Gallagher or Dirlewangerfag? Violence is for retards.

>>63852874
>>63852891
thumbs up for all the troops!

>>63852874
>>63852891
>>63852905
Abu Ghraib was justified, and you'd do the same thing if you had the power.

>>63853000
kek, this is what unhinged violent sociopaths (aka enlisted infantry personnel) actually believe

>>63853012
And you STILL got rejected for being too crazy. I know insane people are incapable of grasping that they are mentally ill, but surely you can't be too dense to understand why you were BCDed

>>63853074
But I never enlisted.

>>63853103
>bdc coping haaaard

>>63853134
Isn't it a BCU not a BCD?

>>63852874
>>63852891
>>63852905
>>63853000
Sabbat shalom

>>63853148
all salami linkem

>>63853103
>wanted to paint a story of a tortured soul who was unfairly kicked out of the Army
>instead, is rightfully condemned as a psychotic retard
>spends half a decade on 4chan every day trying to convince people he isn't a psychotic retard by acting like a psychotic retard
>is now trying to doubleback on his story because it completely backfired and has forever ruined any attempt of his to convince anybody in /meg/ to not enlist
>even the guy who got fucked with hard during his enlistment and re-enlistment wants nothing to do with you

You are your own worst enemy. The pain stops when you choose to stop it

>>63853177
How can I get kicked out of something I've never had any interest in joining?

>>63853180
Go easy on him zogbots are all 80 IQ max

>>63853180
By joining then openly idolizing Robert Bales, and subsequently getting a Bad Conduct Discharge, then years later finally realizing just how bad it makes you look so go into full denial mode after trying to paint yourself as a victim.

>>63853188
I knew a pretty smart chick I went to high school with (we were in all the same honors and AP classes together) who went into the Air Force, her name was Faith. I think she writes propaganda pieces for them now.

>>63853188
>>63853180
Lemme speed this up
Samefag
No
Nice use of inspect element
Rambles
Rages
Banned again
Does it the next day

>>63853194
Who is Robert Bales?

>>63853210
see
>>63853211

>>63853210
Cope

>>63853225
Nice use of inspect element
>next line
See hpw fast we're going?

>>63853225
>still phoneposts out of habit despite unique user count being removed years ago
It never works, bud. You never fool anyone into believing some other faggot also wastes his time here behaving and talking exactly like you. The pressure has never let up on you and you never get to roam free here. I've made this place a waste of your time and a black hole for your frustrations with life. I left the door open to your cell but mindbroke you into never wanting to leave.

>>63853225
>>63853243
>>63853244
Can one of you faggots tell me who Robert Bales is?

>>63853243
>>63853244
>inspect elements on a phone
Lmao

>>63853283
Hey Dirlewangerfag, who is Robert Bales?

>>63853289
No idea ask the zogbot

>>63853294
I thought he was your hero.

Rambles
Rage rant is next btw

>>63853301
see
>>63853289

>>63853249
Armyfag who went full schizo and massacred a small village of women and children. The faggot that wastes his life trolling this thread used to regularly rant about how Robert Bales is an American hero, about how war crimes are a pussy leftist concept, and how he wanted to do the same but the Army chucked his ass to the curb. He got called a fat retard and now spends his life here trying to get back at me for calling him what he is, and is still here because he still hasn't gotten his revenge LMFAO

>>63853309
Damn, that's really fucking sad. Then again, sad, delusional fantasies are par for the course when it comes to people who are dumb enough to join the US military; even more so for those who are so dumb they get kicked out of the US military. Why are enlisted infantry such violent pscyhopaths?

>>63853309
>>63853328
psychopaths*

>>63853328
>>63853335
So angry that you can't even type correctly? Looks like you have one more item on the loooooong list of reasons to get revenge on me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>63853338
Why would I be angry? Dirlewangerfag and Texas Nasty Girl are endless sources of amusement for me. I love /meg/ so fucking much it's unreal; funniest thread in the entire history of /k/

>>63853309
I think you’re the schizo and projecting anon.

Evidence:
Look at the samefagging here:
>>63852874
>>63852891
>>63852905
Obvious same filename structure.

So we have premise and evidence of ongoing samefagging deception attempt from the zogbot.

As soon as you got btfo here:
>>63853180
>>63853188

You immidiately reverted to claim everyone else was samefagging, because as the saying goes:

A thief believes every man steals.

And we're at the rage stage

>>63853367
And, much like the hokie pokie, back to inspect element
No
Ramble
Rage
Ban

>>63853395
Like I said, the ongoing feud between a fat retarded wannabe war criminal grunt who got BCD'd from the army and a fat retarded POG in the Texas National Guard is funniest thing to ever happen to /k/. It's a beautiful day to post guns and passports.

>>63853359
>>63853367
>>63853395
>>63853414
>>63853422
samefag

>>63853309
>>63853367
So wait, there was a samefagger, but he was on my side against the zogbot, but he was also the one posting samefag zogbot photos?
If you never had any interest in joining why were you posting thumbs up about joining photos?

>>63853422
You're no better gnosticfag, enjoy hell.

>>63853445
They were all photos from Abu Ghraib lol
>>63853451
cope + seethe schizo

>>63853454
Ah I see, you were calling them psychos by using the abu ghraib photos?
Well mystery solved then. Carry on, have a good evening fren.

>>63853454
Look man, it's your own beliefs. Southern baptists not reading the bible and actually believing it are a pair as old as that particular sect.

>>63853489
I'm a Lutheran.

It's so funny how not being able to choose the OP picture made you so upset that you are actively trying to get this thread to the bump limit as fast as possible so you get another chance ASAP. Endless amusement for me.

>>63853495
Oh man, then its even worse

>>63853537
Better than being an atheist who pretends to be a Christian because it's the socially acceptable thing to do among his peers lol

>>63852891
>>63852905
QTs

>>63853791
Nothing cuter than a woman who tortures illiterate goatfuckers on behalf of israel!

wtf is this true?

>>63853575
You assume I would deny it, which is wrong. But that is, again, par for the course for american christianity. Hertics all, burning right there with me.

>>63853819
>hertics
retard

>>63853823
>oh no i missed an e
Cope and seethe nu-gnostic

>>63853801
Don't @ me you terminally online chinless fag

>>63853829
I'm Lutheran.

>>63853836
I bet you're a pedophile like BCDfag/Dirlewangerfag

>>63853809
He's only 18 years old!!!

>>63853837
As a title Im sure

>>63853853
Yeah, he's wrong. The issue isn't their age; it's that they're brainless retards who would be easily tricked at any age.

>>63853856
I'm*

>>63853837
I have a hard time accepting the idea of the Real Presence in Communion. Luther's idea that Christ is physically present ‘in, with, and under’ the bread and wine seems inconsistent with Christ’s ascension. If His human body is at the right hand of the Father, how can it be in multiple places at once? To me, it makes more biblical sense that Communion is symbolic, as Christ said, ‘Do this in remembrance of me.’ It doesn’t mean His body is literally in the elements.

>>63853884
>If His human body is at the right hand of the Father, how can it be in multiple places at once?
Because He's God.

>>63853890
I think that confuses the two natures of Christ. Yes, Jesus is both fully God and fully man, but we shouldn't mix or blur those natures. His divine nature is omnipresent, but His human nature isn't. That’s what the Council of Chalcedon affirmed—two distinct natures, without confusion or change. If you say Christ’s human body can be in many places at once because He’s God, that seems to go beyond what Scripture teaches and risks turning His humanity into something less than truly human. That’s why I see the Lord’s Supper as a powerful spiritual act, but not one where Christ’s physical body is literally present.

>>63853905
clocked it lol

>>63853912
>gets btfo'd
>accuses AI
What a lolcow you are

>>63853920
see
>>63853912

>>63853921
>71 posts in, still screeching and raging just like you did all morning
You are an endless source of amusement. Like a pig that just won't stop squealing every time I poke it

>>63853928
see
>>63853422

>>63853938
I remember when I started doing that to you, the whole linking back to previous posts thing. How many years ago was it now? And golly did I not anticipate how much that upset you. You try to adapt to MY behavior, thinking I can't handle my own medicine, but acting like me only proves your inferiority. You know I'm better at trolling than you ever will be because you copy me while I never copy you.

>>63853949
see
>>63853938

>>63853905
Hyphens, every time. Have it ask about how the church looks at those who feel a calling, not to the ministry, but to spending your days online shilling against military recruitment for ??? reasons.

>>63853959
Blessed are the peacemakers.

And now I am forcing you to violate Global Rule #10, which invokes a mod to enter and clear out all of your rambling, turning your efforts into dust, once again. Making you scream into the void at my pleasure keeps a smile on my face.

>>63853959
>hyphens
Em-dashes, actually. A human being would use a single or double hyphen -- like this -- or - like this - but ChatGPT always uses the em-dash, which is longer.

>>63853972
>AI invented the em-dash
ESLs screech about em-dashes because they never learned proper punctuation.

>>63853964
Problem is, the global system requires strong military presense to ensure peace. Look at the ongoing conflicts in the world and tell me that direct intervention wouldn't effectively end them. The only people your actions bless are godless chinamen, out and out heretical russians, and violent muslims. You aren't peacemaking, your goal is precisely the opposite.

>>63853979
Ask the White European victims of the Bologna Bombing or the Brabant killers how US government funded "peace" worked out for them

>>63853979
>>63853986
Also, ask all the White American teenagers who died in Vietnam to enrich military contractors how our "peacemaking" worked out for them.

>>63853986
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>>63853996
Communism is gay, China is gay, Xi is gay.

>>63853986
The fact that these are isolated incidents in the most peaceful time on the planet refutes your point. Are there schizoids like you with single minded goals? Yes. Are there groups of like minded schizos? Yep. Is there a hoard? In places where the light of the us military doesn't shine, yes.

>>63854005
see
>>63853995
Every single American who died in a war during the past 80 years only died to enrich people who were making money off of the war. That's it. That's the whole point.

>>63853995
>>63853986
And why is this suddenly a race thing? Do you value whites greater than other humans?

>>63854011
>The only people your actions bless are godless chinamen, out and out heretical russians, and violent muslims.

>>63854006
Every single soldier EVER has died to make the rich richer. You're so close to getting it, but stuck with a nationalist bootlicker slant

>>63854019
Yes, I agree. War is retarded, people who push for war are misguided at best and malevolent at worst, and people who try to trick 18 year olds into dying for the stock portfolios of rich pedophiles are pure evil.

>>63854014
Those are nationalities, not race. But you already betrayed your own views.

>>63854023
So you agree that the worship of people like Robert Bales and Oskar Dirlewanger is also retarded?

>>63854026
see
>>63854023

>>63854029
Yeah, I'm not Dirlewangerfag lmao. I didn't even know who Robert Bales was until this thread.

>>63854033
So you have no problem saying Robert Bales and Oskar Dirlewanger are retards

>>63854036
Yes, Robert Bales, Oskar Dirlewanger, Eddie Gallagher, Lynndie England, Charles Graner, and every single person who enjoys killing or hurting others is retarded. There has to be something seriously wrong with you to enjoy war.

>>63854033
>Dirlewangerfag
Got real quiet when you had to actually think of beliefs

>>63854047
Funny how you just had to add your own words like a little brat even though you are following my orders lol

>>63854059
I can't control what he does. I'm pretty sure he's said a couple times he's not even anti-military anymore since Zion Don got re-elected and put that faggot Hegseth in charge. He's emblematic of everything wrong with the US military.

>>63854069
Sure bud

>>63854064
>following your orders
I was just agreeing with you. I have no problem saying that every single person who has ever joined the military is retarded, so any specific ones you select to call retarded I'm going to agree with.

Army med here
Hpsp is a pretty good deal
That is all

>>63854087
What does hpsp mean?

Wild how "both" their posts got deleted at the same time lol

How do I get assigned to the torture squad?

>>63854189
Finally someone else realizes that Texas Nasty Girl and Dirlewangerfag are the same fucking guy.

>>63854191
>>63854196
And the ban evasion phase

>>63854199
I got timed out, but the ban hasn't hit yet.

>samefag claims he's not samefagging
>mod comes in and 3/4ths of the thread is removed
This whole "one troll" thing appears to be legit. One sad lonely dude wasting his life away, and now we can't even see what he spent hours writing. Like dang ol dust in the wind, man

...and now he is ban evading just to repost what was deleted? Bruh what even is the point my guy?

>>63854208
I made the fun Abu Ghraib posts, but I did not make the ChatGPT posts.

>>63854208
>make new thread way before old thread hits bump limit
>get schizofag riled up to ensure new thread gets plenty of activity instead of sliding off with no posts
>get schizofag's posts deleted, eradicating his hard efforts and pissing him off even more
>get him banned
I've got the fucker looped around my finger, and he responds to every tug like a good little bitch.

>>63854216
>>63854224
samefag

>>63854208
>Bruh what even is the point my guy?
What's the point in any post on 4chan? To amuse the person posting it. That's it. That is the only reason 4chan has ever existed. Anyone who tries to assign any higher purpose to posting on 4chan besides lulz doesn't understand the site.

>>63854231
These threads are much more fun without you. Are you sure you didn't forget what fun is, and instead confused it with negative attention?

>>63854243
>What's the point in any post on 4chan? To amuse the person posting it.
Why would it matter to anyone how anyone else feels on here? That's not the point lol

>>63854189
kek, this

which branch should I enlist in if I'm lazy and want to avoid hard work

>>63854278
Can't be that lazy with how much effort you put into want to hang around the virtual campfire with vets and service members

>>63854291
any advice on getting a 100% disability rating?

>>63854307
First you have to join. Sorry bud

i wish to enlist but need to get a medical voucher for some mental shit from like 5 years ago for a lil spat with depression, i saw an anon posting in the last thread or two saying he couldnt get a voucher for basically the same thing since they are actually hitting recruitment goals
realistically are they going to be more open to getting people in if we do announce war with iran?

>>63854911
Your magic 8 ball is as good as mine

>>63854911
Waiver’s are branch specific so the whole “reaching recruitment goals” idea is a non factor. Really what that means is many jobs are either not available, and there are less jobs with bonuses (and that is only the case for two of the five branches atm). What branch are you trying to join (Air Force is easily the least liberal with approving waivers of any kind)

>>63854911
It also depends on how severe your depression was, how long you were on medical therapy etcetera, iirc from when I read the guidelines.

t. medfag

>>63854307
Get blown up eight times. Lose a finger, a leg, and the last five years of a career you loved. Hire a lawyer to do the paperwork. Get rejected twice. Win in the end.

>>63854911
>depression
You're a pussy and shouldn't join. I don't want to have to rely on some pathetic sadboy in a life or death situation. Go to art school, Nancy.

>>63855132
>I don't want to have to rely
You're not even enlisted

Who is ready to die for Israel? I'm just kidding, folks. You will probably just become an amputee.

Best branch to join if you're autistic and don't like being told what to do?

>>63858053
Marines

>>63854278
>which branch should I enlist in if I'm lazy and want to avoid hard work
Not branch. Job.

There’s jobs in every branch that hardly work at all. Air Force finance. Army supply. Chaplain/Chaplain assistant (any branch).

Unironically, if you wanna make okay money doing nothing at all, enlisting (in the right job) in the military is the way to go. If you want to make good money doing nothing at all, commission into the military.

>>63857343
I wonder why posts mentioning Israel keep getting removed.

Who is excited about dying for their right to defend themselves against women and children?

LMAO. I guess it's bad for recruitment. On a board about guns.

>>63852850 (OP)

>Navy met recruiting goal halfway through the year

First the Army, then the Air Force, and now the Navy? What’s the reason?

The recruiting crisis is finally over bros.

>>63858166
Did they finish that series? Last I saw she confessed her feelings to him and then fucking nothing.

>>63860124
The power of 30 year olds

>>63860124
>What’s the reason?
Worst job market in years. The military is young people’s only option right now.

>>63860124
Recession. Every single enlisted is one less body starting a business, creating work etc

>>63860316
What if I just want to see combat? Huh? What if I just want to feel the thrill and fear or facing death?

>>63860321
If you wanted to do that you would have done it already. You're just a fucking recruiter trying to trick retards into walking through a kosher meat-grinder.

>>63860368
>If you wanted to do that you would have done it already

>>63860321
Invent a time machine and go back to 2007.

>>63860553
Nah there's still time to fight in the middle east

>>63860558
Not for you, sweaty. Did you try to imitate what you saw in FMJ while at basic when they kicked you out?

>>63855022
it was a few months and then havent done any treatment for like 6 years, no other medical issues or medication spare a tetanus shot because i got stabbed by some rusty metal a year or two ago
i plan on army, probably just infantry or some shit like that
im just hoping they get a bit more fast and loose with it all if war breaks out

>>63860124
cant speak for all job markets but tech job market is in a complete recession, housing is at record highs, interest is high on loans, student loan payments are coming due, and cars are also ungodly expensive

>>63860708
U golden then homie as long as you didnt say you wanted to kick the chair

Speaking of which I'll check the thread maybe once a day if anyone has med dq questions

Obviously I am not your doctor and cannot make a diagnosis, offer an opinion, or provide medical advice.

>>63860124
>What’s the reason?
No jobs.
t.Army soldier in AIT.

>>63860799
MOS?

>>63860823
35T.

>>63860827
Oh shit we got a nerd here. Why did you pick the army over the air force?

>>63860772
I dont have hemorrhoids but I do have a skin tag on my butthole. Is that going to affect me at MEPS?

>>63860910
Not him but no, I have skin tags on my dick and the doctor only pulled the foreskin back to check for more

>>63860910
i am him but no, isolated skin tags don't mean shit. I presume you've not got a medical concern that predisposes to skin tags like chron's disease.

>>63861115
Nope, just had an anal fissure in the past that healed and left the skin tag.

Any veteran fags here; Is combat as scary and gay as everyone says?
>I swear more fags get more ptsd from non-combat then actual combat

>>63860414
LMAO. Enjoy dying or getting maimed for "Israel", bacon boy

Is this a common occurrence in the military?

>>63862251
Depends. Afghanistan and Iraq were essentially Safari’s hunting unarmed sand villagers. Not scary.

Combat on the eastern front in the RussiaUkraine war is probably nightmarish

>>63854911
That anon. Was a one time self admittance in 2023, lied all the way and they still found my records despite it being from a different state.
Was considering trying again at a different recruiter & MEPS station, my recruiter said he wouldn't work with a waiver for next year cause I lied to him

>>63863086
>Depends. Afghanistan and Iraq were essentially Safari’s hunting unarmed sand villagers. Not scary.
Until your vehicle runs over the mysterious looking box in the road.

>>63863433
True, I saw a 3-part danish documentary on afghanistan where episode 2 was called something like The Ground is Lava which is a childrens game where you cant touch the ground.

But essentially the taliban insurgents would refrain from engaging with the danish forces in firefights and instead just plant IEDs everywhere which had psychological impact on the danish troops as their entire mission was basically just a game of going on patrol, trying not to step on an IED, never actually seeing combat, except from the times where 1 or 2 of your comrades would be the unlucky ones and step wrong.

Guess that can have psychological lasting impact.

good afternoon killers
i booked 1d731b
that is all carry on

>>63864708
Nerd

>>63864708
false, usaf doesnt book until after you sign

>>63860414
Not even airborne faggot

>>63854208
>he says, wasting away in a pointless thread on the shittest board on this website

>>63860321
Go walk through a ghetto neighborhood in Chicago

>>63864708
Possibly based (the whole 3D/1D7 field has been a clusterfuck for the past three years or so)

If I commission in the Navy, can I go to Army jump school? Are all Army schools open for all branches?
>why anon
Why not?

>>63865956
>If I commission in the Navy, can I go to Army jump school?
No

>Are all Army schools open for all branches?
No

Just get an army commission--its piss easy to qualify--if you want jump school.

I made a point to a guy who signed for the navy seals before he shipped that he would be going to the sandbox and he laughed it off. This was 5 months ago.

>>63852850 (OP)
I don't consider you human if you didn't get a 99 on the ASVAB

There is no better time and place for an autistic sperglord to practice his dance moves than skeleton crew night shift in a SCIF.

>>63866385
Shit anon I worked my whole life to seek your approval, you can't do this to me

>>63866890
ngmi anon

What's the best way to avoid this situation?

>>63867413
Masturbate

>>63867418
But that's a sin.

>>63867423
So is being a gnostic, but you're still here bullshitting your own faith.

>>63867432
I'm jewish

>>63865956
Not impossible but very unlikely as a navy officer. Pretty much anyone who has jump wings in the navy is either a parachute rigger or some kind of SOF.
Other army schools are theoretically open to the navy but good luck convincing your chain of command to let you go.

>>63867413
Write an MFR with a statement about what happened. Have someone who isn't a mandated reporter hold it, like a chaplain. Bust it out if the person ever gets froggy to cover yourself. Case studies like this are covered in every officer accessions program, so this LT either slept through the most important training a line officer gets, or they're lying about the story.
I have no problem believing it since it is hard to tell whether an airman is military because they typically don't have regulation hair cuts and are pudgy like the average American civilian.

You have ONE post to explain to me why i should enlist and die for Israel.

>>63868001
Free college and healthcare

>>63868014
i already have that

>>63868001
So that you dont have to suffer and waste another 5 years ranting about Jews on 4chan. Oh and the life insurance will partially pay your parents back for being a complete waste of their time and resources failing to raise you

>>63868089
Good afternoon from Peoria Heights.

How is this general even a thing? It's consistently shit

>>63868991
Don't let the door hit you on the way out

>>63869199
>t. recrooter

>>63869205
Looks like we're back at the same number of posts this thread had before your schizo ass got slapped down by the mods a few days back. Read or respond to this post if you are gay.

>>63869213
>instant reply
>believes everyone he disagrees with is 1 person
Really struck a nerve, huh recrooter?

>>63869233
I can ignore you if you would prefer, but you always respond to me because you like talking to me.

>>63869364
meds

>>63869485
Yes you should probably take yours and stop being a lolcow.

>>63869364
Why are you actually posting here if not for the purpose of recrooting?

Why hasn't my recruiter given me free shit or bought me food? I heard everyone's getting this yet I'm not getting shit

>>63869836
are you older than 17?

>>63869996
Him answering yes is far worse than him answering no.

>>63869996
Yes by a decade

>>63869488
What's an lolcow?

>>63870052
youre a grown ass man that is why

Bros, how do I DEP discharge? Do I have to write a letter?

>>63870389
man up and tell your recruiter you want out

>>63852850 (OP)
Join the Tanks!

>>63870389
Tell your recruiter or just don't ship out, you get autodropped if you don't show up to MEPS

>>63870444
>can guarantee first station of choice
>can't guarantee you'll be a 13b or in a paladin for that matter
Why is the army like this?

>>63870389
Which branch?
>DEP
I assume Air Force. Unless you got a damn good job, stick with the AF. My former co-worker just graduated tech school and he loves it.

>>63870562
Don't listen to this retard. Get out while you can.

Death to the CIA

Israel's future fodder ITT

>>63870562
DEP is not air force specific.

>>63852850 (OP)
I have an official schizophrenic diagnosis. Can I still be drafted or am I 4F?

>>63852850 (OP)
If you were to die in battle what would you say to God when you meet him? Did you do enough good deeds in your life?

>>63870350
A joke of a man(or woman,) a shame, an utter disgrace. Someone you should show disdain for and despise as a proud and noble accomplished successful military serviceman of your country. I can proudly say that I am one of these disgraceful lolcow joke of a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuKKvxwXs7Y

>>63860321
Then you should fight for Iran.

DIE FOR ISRAEL GOY

>>63852850 (OP)
just enlisted army and ship in a few months. plan is160th SOAR pipeline or snap my spine trying. its either that or they find my pepe folder and gulag me.

>>63872000
You got this bro

Daily reminder not to enlist and just join an MMA gym if you have an itch for fighting. The military fucking sucks.

>>63872690
I want to fly a UH-60. Does the MMA gym offer the chance for me to do that?

>>63871462
oh okay

>>63872745
99.9% of you faggots don't qualify for important jobs anyway.

>>63872758
WOFT isn't that hard to get into. Are you mad because you didn't meet the weight requirement or something?

https://recruiting.army.mil/ISO/AWOR/Civilian_WOFT/

>>63872766
Don't care still not enlisting

>>63872783
Nobody asked lol

somebody has left the plantation

>>63872797


>>63868366
>>63868390
>>63868399
>>63868411
>>63868414
>>63868421

>Russian cockmongler confirmed

Why is it called "enlisting"?

>>63872823
Reposting this to my secret racist forum.

>>63852850 (OP)
Enlist and then kill your commanding officers

>>63868475
>Peoria Heights
Death to all Ilinnois fibs

somebody has left the plantation

>>63872766
Posting more info related to WOFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdnaErAYiKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0lneKu7ZA

blow your brains out before enlisting

the government employees here should kill themselves

Kill yourself before considering to enlist

>>63872823
Wow, this image really upset the resident troll. Why does he make it so easy to upset him?

>>63872836
FIBs are from Chicago. I would never go to Wisconsin, Michigan, or Indiana.

>>63873286
You aren't welcome
>t. cheesehead

Kill yourself before enlisting

>>63873299
Like I said, I have no reason to go there. There's nothing to escape from down here like the Chicago retards have to deal with; it's already perfect.

>>63873302
Will that get me a 100% disability rating?

You guys think he's done for the day, or will he ban evade again?

What's it like to be a reaper drone operator?

>>63873286
>yankeeland
Land of thick headed morons.

>>63873592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kQAnhET0ec

Got you covered, bro

>>63872000
checked & make sure you practice doodling pepe so you can draw him wherever you go

are we at war with iran yet
i spoke to a recruiter and want to enlist but not if its going to be a literal nothing war and back to peace

>>63873685
>i spoke to a recruiter and want to enlist
No you didn't. It's a 4-day weekend for pretty much everyone, nobody was talking to you the past 3 days when things started popping off.
>not if its going to be a literal nothing war and back to peace
You're a gargantuan faggot for wanting us to go back into a forever war in the desert. Even if we do go to war, you would never see combat with modern wartime. Faggot.

>>63873711
Looks like >>63873553 I called it. Endless faggotry straight from East Peoria, IL

>>63873711
so aggressive, why dont you cook up some nice corn on the cob and calm down
i always feel better after eating some fresh corn on the cob

>>63873744
>>63873815
>everyone i disagree with is 1 person
Why do you guys even post here?

>>63873832
Because it's funny to make you upset. Aren't you having fun too?

>>63873874
>make you upset
Source?
>Aren't you having fun too?
I do enjoy calling out how unabashed you recrooters are and how asshurt you become when anyone talks ill on the military

>>63873889
>I'm totally not the one guy that wastes every day on here! You guys are so stupid to think it's one guy
>but yeah this time it actually is me, but not all those other times where it totally wasn't me!
>also, I'm totally not upset even though I keep ban evading after my dozen+ posts about how you should die got removed! I was emotionally neutral when I made all of those desperate threats

Robert, spend the day with your wife. Don't spend another weekend neglecting her. You spend more time at the soup kitchen than you do with her, and you sure as hell spend more time with me. I didn't vow to be there for you, in sickness and in health. Be a good husband.

>>63873911
I'm not reading all that. It is very telling you think everyone you disagree with is just 1 person though. Why do you spend everyday here, recrooter-faggot?

>>63873922
I don't.
Sorry that you assumed it was talking to you every day, Robert.
Now go spend time with your wife

>>63873941
>I don't
/doubt. The fact you're referencing some retarded in-thread meme proves you spend far too much time here, recrooter. Why are you here so often?

>>63873951
I don't.
Sorry that you assumed it was talking to you every day, Robert.
Now go spend time with your wife

>>63873956
Who is Robert? The BCD guy?

Are there a lot of sociopaths and narcissists in the military? How do you deal with them?

>>63873974
By issuing a bad conduct discharge

>>63873992
Is that Robert? How did you find out his name?

>>63873974
>Are there a lot of sociopaths
Not really
>narcissists
100%. Especially anyone who goes career. The inflated ego of some career E-5+ is hilarious to witness
>How do you deal with them?
Ignore them and talk shit with everyone else who hates dealing with them

>>63873974
>>63873999
Also, officers are a complete mixed bag. Hat
Dealt with some chill, down-to-earth types, and some who justify their entire existence on the rank they have. You have ones who don't give a fuck if you salute them and others who will reprimand you if you didn't notice them walking by. Overall, most people who make a career in the military are people who aren't enjoyable to deal with, obviously there's exceptions.

>>63874021
>. Hat
message received

>>63873999
>>63874021
Pretty much in-line with it goes with corporations as well. The jump from worker to low-level manager can cause a real ego trip, and those who decide this is the company they will retire with can sometimes be a lot less laid back. People are people, whodathunk?

>>63874043
>whodathunk?
you're an insufferable faggot

>>63874050
Just reminding anyone who thinks service members aren't just normal people that it isn't like what they saw in the Hollywood movies.

>>63874043
Yes, but you potentially have to put up with a lot more bullshit when you have a shitty boss in the military. Worse comes to worse, in the civilian side, you can always change jobs. Military, you just hope you or your boss leaves so you don't have to deal with them anymore. There are A LOT more douchebags in the military with inflated egos than on the civilian side. Not surprising when you consider how big the organization is.

>>63874063
Normal people don't join the military lol. You're either a poor loser with no prospects in life and no support network, or you're a careerist narcissist who wants to have power over others and get sucked off by the public for their "service"

>>63874065
>you can always change jobs
My friend, in this job market? Numbers are up for reasons. Plenty of civilians put up with bad bosses too. The experience overall isn't that dramatically different between the two.

>>63874071
So which reason was it for you when you joined?

>>63874073
People want free education and healthcare, and those things are given to people in the military and not normal Americans because it's literally the only reason to join lol

>>63874082
When did I say I was in the military?

>>63874087
Oh, so you're speaking from no personal experience? Just wanted to let everyone know that >>63874071 comes from somebody who hasn't joined yet.

>>63874073
>good paying job with shitty boss >>>>>> military with shitty boss
You can try to defend it however you want, but having a civilian job is much better than having to deal with the military's bullshit, on top of having a shitty boss

>>63874093
>yet
never will lol

>>63874071
That’s a really cynical view of the military. It can be a fruitful career if you land a desk job and leave with a pension and benefits.

>>63874099
And all you have to do is ignore the fact that your desk job is ultimately serving a global criminal empire, or just not care. Like I said, not normal.

>>63874094
The military doesn't pay well? You must be single and stationed somewhere in Georgia. I can confirm the situation gets a lot better when you are married and living near a major city

>>63874099
Don't bother, you're talking to >>63874095. He's just upset that I told him to spend time with his wife instead of talking to me on 4chan

>>63874107
>ultimately serving a global criminal empire, or just not care
95% enlisted do not care or think about either of these things

>>63874111
Where's your wife?

>>63874107
And who do you work for?

>>63874115
Yes, I know, which is why I said they aren't normal. There's a reason active duty military is only like 0.7% of the population, and veterans are only 6%.

>>63874111
>The military doesn't pay well?
When did I say that? Is the pay worth the bullshit that comes with it? Most the time, no.
>just get married bro
Spoken like the true careerist. I have seen so many broken or horrible marriages in the military, all so they can get those extra few dollars lol

>>63874119
I'm the office manager at a Methodist church.

>>63874117
>getting married in 2025
Off-topic discussion, but only a fool would surrender his financial autonomy and risk losing everything in a divorce on a woman. You claim to be intelligent enough to grasp National Syndicalism but chose to get married? Doesn't compute.

>>63874127
>There's a reason active duty military is only like 0.7%
That's also ignoring the fact most zoom zooms are disqualified before even trying to get in.

>>63874135
>I can confirm the situation gets a lot better when you are married
>but don't get married
lol

>>63874134
You were Lutheran earlier in the week. Are you embarrassed of your relationship with the Lord, Robert?

>>63874139
That percentage was the same 10 years ago and 20 years ago as well.

Enough about the schizo. My recruiter made a group chat for the DEP folks and I'm pretty sure half are minors, I don't feel comfortable around them

>>63874142
It's okay, we both know you are also lying about your marriage. Your political philosophy compels you to have children, but if you did then you wouldn't spend all day every day here. Ergo, you are a childless, single 30-something loser.

>>63874143
I never said I was Lutheran, and my name isn't Robert; it's Timothy-James.
>>63874152
The US military are discord groomers preying on children.

>>63874150
Maybe, but times have changed and there are other contributing factors for why that percent is so low. The military also used to be a lot more White and male dominant 10-20 years ago.

>>63874159
>The US military are discord groomers preying on children.
You talking from experience?

>>63874154
If the situation gets a lot better when you are married, then why are you not married?
>>63874160
The military was serving the same evil criminals back then as it does now.

>>63874172
See >>63874135

>>63874170
>My recruiter made a group chat for the DEP folks and I'm pretty sure half are minors
>>63874177
So does the situation get better or worse if you get married?

>>63874172
>The military was serving the same evil criminals back then as it does now
Again. Most people don't care or think about it. Most civilian jobs are lining the pockets of some evil corporation or criminals, do you think the workers care?

>>63874159
https://www.isba.org/barnews/2023/04/timothyjnewlin19522023
>pretending to be a dead guy

>>63874184
>Most civilian jobs are lining the pockets of some evil corporation or criminals
I agree, the US government and the US economy are run by criminals.

>>63874192
That guy is clearly Catholic.

>>63874183
Married enlisted received much better pay and benefits compared to their peers. You don't have me pinned up against the wall you think you do. You're just trying to cope with surrendering power over your future to some woman who's fatter than you and could rugpull your bank account whenever she wants. Don't you remember when you would talk about divorce rates here? Guess what - those guys married from the same stock you did.

>>63874209
>Don't you remember when you would talk about divorce rates here?
When did I do that? I don't remember that. Are you thinking of someone else?

>>63874212
Only you, Robert. Now tell me why you'd rather spend time with me rather than your wife.

>>63874218
Who's Robert?

>>63874198
So whar point are you trying to make?

>>63874220
That it's better to be a civilian working for "muh evil corporations" than to be a service member, because his personal crusade is to get back at the military that kicked his ass out >>63873992

>>63874220
Don't join the US military, and do what you can to further the downfall of the global criminal empire that controls our economy and government so America can live up to the ideals upon which our forefathers founded this nation.

>>63874209
>Married enlisted received much better pay and benefits compared to their peers
And many seem unhappy, spend tons of time away from their family or look for any opportunity not to be at home. Those few extra dollars sure are worth it though lol

>>63874228
Or, you can try to be the change you pretend you want to see by changing the institution from the inside.

>>63874219
I'm going to keep bringing up your wife from now on. Any self-respecting husband would have told me to keep her name out of my mouth, but you lack the confidence to stand up for her.

>>63874230
Good news, you spent tons of time away from your wife by choice, and you can make a different choice whenever you want to. Do you even remember what her pussy looks like? Has it been that long?

>>63874237
kek, that has never happened and never will
>>63874238
Okay, so you correctly guessed my name is Robert, but do you know my last name?

>>63874241
Guessed what? I have no idea what you're talking about, just like you have no idea what your wife's pussy looks like anymore

>>63874247
You keep calling me Robert, which is my real name. Please stop doxxing me.

>>63874249
>everybody in this thread that's insulting me is one person

Okay, then whoever keeps doxxing me by calling me Robert, either post my full name and actually commit or knock it off.

>>63874241
>kek, that has never happened and never will
And you know this from experience?

>>63874263
When have people inside an institution ever cleaned it up?

>>63874266
Do you not know how this country was founded?

>>63874263
Let off him, homie. I've got him broken and rambling again. Poor guy just can't let go.

>>63874270
Yeah, and the Federalist counter-revolution immediately consolidated power and repeated the same old world aristocratic bullshit we were supposed to be breaking away from.

>>63874270
I'm serious bro. Stop responding and watch him start talking to himself. Dude is a complete nutcase.

What's going on with Col. Nathan McCormack?

How difficult is clep or dsst? What is the difference between clep and dsst?

>>63874287
Only difficult if you're retarded (so most enlist personnel)

>>63874287
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>>63874290
What is the difference between them though?

>>63874287
>>63874290
enlisted*
>>63874295
one is for people who went to college and one is for people who "did their own research"

>>63874295
Fewer schools accept DSST / DANTES exams for credit, and CLEP’s can actually grant more credits than DSST

>>63874306
Who is Dante?

>>63874310
>234 posts
You're not the only one keeping an eye on it, bud

>>63874318
Keeping an eye on Dante?

>>63874332
Who?

>>63874343
see
>>63874310

>>63874348
Yeah, I'm asking the same question.

>>63874353
Is Dante friends with Clep?

>>63874358
I think they both know Abbott and Costello

>>63874362
I know you think you're being slick because my last name is one of those and you didn't specify which and you'll just play it off as a Who's On First reference, but seriously stop fucking doxing me.

>>63874368
You should feel honored to share a name with the great Robert Bales

Anyone know if you can get the associates from DLI after graduating if you're still active duty? Don't have college credits yet and I'm getting conflicting info from reddit

>>63874396

Reposting this question in new thread

>>63874324

>>63874324

>>63874324

>>63874374
Who is Robert Bales?

Why is a new thread up when this isn't even at bump limit?

Better thread

These threads are shite

Still the better thread

Yay

>>63866317
>going to the sandbox
He's going to ring the bell and end up in deck department as an undes seaman busting rust and chipping paint for the next 4 years

This is the thread

Which branch should I join if I want to die in Iran?

Still better

3 threada

>>63852850 (OP)
uhh is this the thread now

Kek. The threads finally got nuked. If the anon is still around, here you go
>>>63883105
Your living situation is going to be complete garbage, unless they've improved things. Expect to have at least 2 roommates in an old asbestos building the entire time you're there. Don't get distracted with other bullshit that keeps you from learning your language. Some people will naturally pick it up better than you. Hopefully you have a good teaching staff, because they do seem to be very hit or miss. I suggest knowing the alphabet before your first class. It moves quickly.

And hopefully you don't get fucked by the polygraph if you make it through, but I've heard rumors they're doing away with that.

>>63883126
>hopefully you don't get fucked by the polygraph if you make it through
The background check is the one thing that could stop me from going to DLI for obvious reasons so hearing it happens after I'm in gives me a lot of peace of mind, thanks anon!

>>63883157
>it happens after
You should be doing most of your background check before you go, but they don't do the polygraph until the end of the course when you go learn the intel side of the job. Things may have changed though.

needed waivers for shit that happened 20 years ago and missed my board. depwessed

>>63883207
Fuck. Well if being a chud is not allowed I wasn't gonna make it anyways

>>63883234
Women suck amirite? Who needs em when we got the boys!

>>63883234
literally one of the chuddiest incel screencaps I've ever seen

>>63883234
You have no business being in the military.

>>63854208
>This whole "one troll" thing appears to be legit. One sad lonely dude wasting his life away, and now we can't even see what he spent hours writing. Like dang ol dust in the wind, man

>Reposting this from last thread cuz it’s still funny
The funny part is this dude was trolling /meg/ four years ago when I came here asking questions about joining.

I enlisted.
I finished an entire initial contract.
I came back here.
He’s still trolling this general daily, 4 years later. 1,460 days of daily shitposting on a general that only like 12 people use at any given time. And he posts at all hours of the day. Every day. Holidays. Weekends. Middle of the night. It doesn’t matter. He’s here posting.

In the time he’s spent here trolling, I’ve served an entire enlistment in the Air Force and nearly finished my college degree. And he’s still here.

>>63866385
>mfw when I got a 98
It’s over.

>>63867413
>Hey bro, for the sake of both our careers, just shut the fuck up for now until forever.
It’s funny because this is the solution to almost every problem in the military, but one or both parties always fails somehow.

Also
>Making a Reddit post about your crime
Why is everyone a fucking retard? Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person on the planet with a normal amount of chromosomes. They let this tardfag be an Air Force officer?

>>63867630
>Bust it out if the person ever gets froggy to cover yourself.
If the enlisted fag starts talking, your best hail mary is reporting him to SARC for assaulting you.

Have any of you done the polygraph for TS/SCI ?

Navy recruiter wants me for SIGINT.

I don't have a criminal record, but I'm still pretty nervous. Interested to hear about your experiences.

>>63873999
>100%. Especially anyone who goes career. The inflated ego of some career E-5+ is hilarious to witness
People bitch about military pay a lot, but the military is the least competitive way to make six figures in the nation. An E-6 (depending on they’re BAH rate) makes the equivalent of like $80k a year, which might as well be six figures when you consider they don’t pay for healthcare/life insurance/etc (huge expenses for normies).

Literally all you have to do is exist and not commit crimes, and you’ll make E-6 eventually probably. So you have all these retards who never went to college, enlisted straight out of highschool, and got autopiloted to a middle class existence despite never doing anything impressive or difficult they’re entire lives (not to mention they don’t work very hard), and their ego inflates 10-fold as they constantly brag about how they “earned” it (by not getting a DUI, failing a PT test, or raping anyone).
They’d be a fucking nobody in the civilian world, but the military keeps these retards breathing and comfortable, so they think they’re dick is 14in long

Then they bitch about pay because they can’t manage money even though they make like 1.5x the median US salary.
>Hurr duh military don’t pay me enough for my leased Tacoma and the house I bought that’s way out of my budget.

>>63874071
>Enlisted men are losers with no prospects in life
Y’all keep repeating this meme like the Vice President of the United States isn’t a Marine Corporal.

>>63874131
>Spoken like the true careerist. I have seen so many broken or horrible marriages in the military, all so they can get those extra few dollars lol
In case you haven’t noticed retard, the divorce rate in the USA (for everyone) is like 60%. The average marriage lasts 5 years.

Literally everyone is getting divorced. The military has nothing to do with it.

>2 meg threads nuked
>the 1 remaining thread is at bump limit
The mods are cooking something. I think they finally want to permaban BCD anon for good. But is it possible?

>>63854911
Why? You're insane and that only gets worse, though you cannot possibly believe that.

Other jobs and careers exist besides working for Uncle.

>>63860209
>The military is young people’s only option right now.

Not really but most young people are stupid and all of them lack life experience. You are just rationalizing, the many "young people" who do just fine being proof.

For the MEPS physical, if I was diagnosed with ADHD from a small practice years ago, should I lie about being diagnosed?

>>63886367
If you're a chud you're disqualified

>>63886819
wasnt aware that my family lying to me at 16 and making it so i didnt realize what options i actually had in life actually does dictate my life and forever marks me as 'crazy'

>>63887748
Welcome to adulthood where the seeds adults placed inside you flower, lucky for you all it did was label you crazy on paper, others get diddled and end up raging homosexuals tormenting shitty generals on a half-dead ancient forum

>>63887836
You okay there pal?

>>63886367
There are two kinds of polygraphs:
>counterintelligence: designed to weed out braindead retards
"are u a terrorist???"
"wuld u bomb da goverment????"
>full scope: about shit you could be blackmailed with
"are you using hard drugs right now?"
"do you like to get your back blown out at bdsm clubs?"
"do u have massive unsecured debt??"

You will almost certainly not get a full scope as a service member.

>>63854911
If

>recruiter says no option 19 contracts for 35N or 17C at the moment
>even called the hotline, still nothing
How to proceed from here, bros? Is it worth the risk to go 35N/17C without Option 19?

>>63886367
>>63887914
Polygraphs are complete made up nonsense. There's no reason to be nervous about some bullshit cops and feds use to trick retards into saying dumb shit.

>>63890183
Im surprised your recruiter is even able to offer you a choice of 35N or 17C. So, you could either wait until October when the new fiscal year resets recruiting goals or you take what you can now. Remember that Option 19 only offers what is available, which doesn't mean it'll offer what you want, and the Army could just decide to suspend it entirely for FY26. Waiting doesn't guarantee a preferred outcome, but signing up now guarantees uncertainty.

>>63890199
I'm just worried about being in a combat unit and never getting to do my job, instead sweeping the parking lot and fixing trucks and shit which seems to be a pretty common complaint of some soldiers (including cyber/intel) online. At this stage in my life, that would honestly be a pretty big step back if I ended up doing that
>Remember that Option 19 only offers what is available, which doesn't mean it'll offer what you want
I'm not picky, I'll go anywhere that has a strategic cyber mission (Georgia, Maryland, Colorado, Hawaii)

Any reason an officer recruiter would ghost after meps?

>>63891469
How often do you say "yo" or "dude"?

I already have an M.A. My rationale for applying is just that I'm bored, and I want to have cool experiences. I don't even really care about money or career prospects.

I'm working with a recruiter, I don't think I will apply unless there's a MOS that I really want, such as:
1840 Cyber Warfare Engineering Officer
1835 Naval Intelligence Officer
1830 Special Duty Officer (Intelligence)
1810 Cryptological Warfare Officer

I really need someone on here to convince me that this is a horrible life decision, otherwise I'm about to actually put my name on the dotted line.

From what I can tell, being in the Navy is pretty miserable, right?
- All aspects of life are controlled
- You don't even get to go outside
- Cramped quarters with a bunch of smelly disgusting dudes
- You will never see action
- You don't get to see your family

Please convince me not to yolo the rest of my life into this. I want to hear all the bad things.

92gfag here. Whats the climate of the military like with all the stuff going on with iran / Israel?

I got to do an interview about the military not long ago. It shocks me how little people actually know what goes on in the military. Almost made me feel like Paul in the original "all quite on the western front". People that were never in telling me how their Hollywood fabricated story is how it is.

Why are neverserveds like this?

>>63891843
Half those criticisms dont even apply to the 18xx designators. Your action is the excitement of doing a job that could only be done with 21st century technology and techniques. Navy Intel isn't as sweaty as Army. Your job is indoors but you go home to your wife and kids if you arent deployed, same as a regular job. Your ADSO is 4 years, so you can go back to being a civilian doing whatever you want without consequence.

Biggest hurdle for you is getting an offer from the naval intelligence community. If you get one and back out, hand it over to me.

>>63891843
I did two years in an intel unit as not-intel (also not Navy) and it was definitely very interesting, and I considered it the coolest shit I've ever seen, but a lot of people hated it.
I never did cyber warfare but I was cyber defense for a bit and it kinda sucked, but it was also a total clusterfuck of a new unit. I imagine offensive operations would be really cool but come with absurd amounts of red tape.

>>63889747
Recrooter. Pls.

Redpill me on doing college in the military

>>63893661
Military won't give a shit if you have tests or work due. Whether your professor gives a shit that you had training excercises is up to the professor.

>>63893661
>Join military in any branch but Navy
>Finish tech school/AIT/whatever
>Get to your operational base
>Optional: Meet with base education office and be like "durr I don't know what I'm doing can you help me pls"
>Upgrade to 5-level (I don't know what the equivalent is in branches that aren't the Air/Space Force)
>CLEP/DSST/Sophia your way through your gen ed credits (and your whole CCAF degree if applicable) http://www.free-clep-prep.com/clep-difficulty-list.html
>(Bonus points if you set a base record for number of CLEPs/DSSTs completed)
>Sign up for WGU if you wanna grind your bachelor's out, or ASU or some other nerd shit if you want a relatively respected school on your resume
>Transfer your CCAF degree or JST to your chosen school
>Sign up for tuition assistance and Pell Grant
>Use tuition assistance to pay for the school term, pocket the Pell Grant
>(Note that annual tuition assistance maxes out at roughly the cost of one semester of school, so you'll have to figure out what to do for the second semester of the year)
>GRIND GRIND GRIND

>>63893661
Recrooter. Pls.

>>63890183
Anyone? Need help here, trying to ship before the year is out

>>63893661
>Redpill me on doing college in the military
You can’t unless you’re guard or reserve. More likely is you can finish an associates degree over the course of a 4 year enlistment, and that will knock out most of your freshman and sophomore years for your bachelors.

If you wanna finish a bachelors while AD, it will take longer than 4 years unless you’re doing some worthless online meme degree at AMU.

This is the board that banned my wifi from 4chan. I will tell you this because it is important in the eyes of God, but the government which is against God will remove it.

The zionist Jews are conducting a genocide against Christians in the Holy Land. If you serve this zionist government, which is the armed forces, you turn your back on Jesus Christ.

Don't subit to Satan, submit to God and fight against Satan. This is not easy, the zionist Jews are very powerful, but God is greater. Goodbye and may God guide you to a righteous path.

>>63895075
What?

>>63895075
Bro, please take your meds. You're clearly not doing okay right now.

Educated people post here sometimes, so I'll ask.

Is the DoD more interested in nuclear or AMO physicists these days?

>>63895075
Give a timeframe. You won't. If you did, you'd be proven wrong when that time came and your batshit prediction didn't come to pass.

>>63852850 (OP)
I'm XVIII and I've been lurking this thread since covid (do the math).

I just declined my national 4-year marine ROTC scholarship because I feel like too much of an autistic depressive loser with physical deficiencies to make it. Instead I will be bringing my deficiencies into the air force, and paying for a couple years of college because I was too lazy (and depresed) to apply for the air force scholarship during the season for it.

I'm a 5'0" ectomorph female who aspires to be a pilot and I know that I will struggle significantly in the USMC physically, emotionally, spiritually, hypothetically and literally. If DQ'ed from aviation I will probably be selected into some shoe supply job due to failure to succeed at TBS. They give 2 intel slots a *year* at TBS, and it goes to the guy who rucks the best, studies the most, lifts the most ammo cans, total leadership stud etc...

SHTF in AFROTC, not a pilot, plenty of career prospects that I want-- cyber intel tech etc, i'm air conditioned... SHTF in Marine ROTC, not a pilot, I supply shoes and i'm in 29 palms.

PS for Top Gun wannabes who aren't 90lbs soaking wet and have some degree of intrinsic motivation/drive: USMC has guaranteed aviation contracts, available for ROTC cadets (still contracted to join) and PLC/OCS candidates (this way you don't have to join unless contracted as an aviator).

>>63896420
also what is the consensus on navy here? i'm from flyover country and din't know shit about it till lately. seems like it's a good choice for people that are insane and unironically don't think being stuck in an iron coffin sucks

Can I join US military? I am graduate.... From india.... Rashtrasant Tukadoji Maharaj Nagpur University....

New thread is live

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>>63895051
>You can’t unless you’re guard or reserve
wat
have you never heard of TA?

>>63895514
AMO?

>>63896698
We're not even at bump limit retard

>>63896952
Atomic molecular optical

>>63897464
First I've heard of it. Let me check some things and get back to you tomorrow in the new thread.
In the meantime check out DoE and IC job listings in your field and see what you think.

>>63896420
>I just declined my national 4-year marine ROTC scholarship because I feel like too much of an autistic depressive loser with physical deficiencies to make it. Instead I will be bringing my deficiencies into the air force, and paying for a couple years of college because I was too lazy (and depresed) to apply for the air force scholarship during the season for it.
AFROTC is arguably more competitive than Marine/Navy ROTC. Air Force gets a high volume of officer applicants and have a lower number of spots. During bad years, AFROTC selection rates can be in the 50%. Good years more like 90%. You won’t know until your year happens, but it’s fair to guess the bottom 30% of your cadet class isn’t making it.

The physical standards are somewhat lower for the Air Force, but cadets are expected to do well on the test. You are, of course, trying to come in outranking 80% of the operational AF, many of whom score at least 90 (if not 100) on the PT test. 90 is your expectation. 95+ should be your goal. 100 is very doable, especially for the female standards (which are frankly too easy even accounting for biological differences between men and women).

Also, pilot is not guaranteed in Air Force ROTC, and I would say like 50% of those retards want to be a pilot. All you can do is do your best and tell them what you want. No guarantees you get it. Flight physical can also do you in, but you can’t control that either.

I’d say AFROTC is the way to go, but it’s not the “easier” route in the way you think it is. It’s easier in some ways, but being a bare minimum sandbagger will get you non-selected come sophomore year.

>>63896948
>have you never heard of TA?
Nobody finishes a bachelors in their first 4 year enlistment unless it’s a worthless, online meme degree. Don’t bother. Get your associates, and get a real degree either after you start your next enlistment or get out.

>>63895051
>>63897711
You can definitely grind out a CCAF degree, transfer it to University of Arizona, and complete a bachelor's there in a four-year enlistment. Obviously WGU would be easier, but adding the non-meme requirement, UoA is the first one I thought of.

>>63897711
The question was whether active duty could do college at all, not whether it's possible to finish a degree in 4 years while active. Just admit you were wrong, dude.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how pissed off was my recruiter if I didn't get shipped out to BMT a week before I was supposed to leave and I swapped recruiter in the same branch? He was a faggot so I'm hoping 11/10