train how you fight

>>63857196 (OP)

>>63857200

>>63857205

>>63857214

>>63857218
is this a NAP violation? if so who is this NAP violation against, the business or the customer?

>>63857196 (OP)
HEY COME ON BRO LEAVE SOME PUSSY FOR US

>>63857226
You’re walking around minding you’re own business and someone hands you a bag of food what’s the NAP violation?

>>63857233
no

>>63857196 (OP)
Did he eat the doll?

>>63857196 (OP)
Do yanks actually think that that is cool?

>>63857242
wrong vid

>>63857196 (OP)
Aww, he's giving the doll a belly massage, how nice of him.

>>63857249
t. bong hand-to-hand combat

>>63857240
That kinda sounds like the opposite of a NAP violation desu, it's negative aggression

>>63857196 (OP)
Is this sped up

>>63857240
the customer exchanged money for food and the hamburgerler stole the food in transit to the customer.

this is literal piracy and punishable by death

>>63857251
That's hilarious

>>63857295
It seems incredibly dishonest when people only post the first half of this.
They did a "movie fight scene" then "real life fight" showing how it would actually go.

>>63857196 (OP)
The modern day all-american patriot. Shooting insulin by day and home intruders by night.

>>63857218
>Robble robble, bitches

>>63857287
this is such a lose lose scenario. I have no idea what I'd do if I were him.
if you win you're an asshole
if she wins you got your ass kicked by a girl
I guess that the best you can hope for is to tank all the hits until she gets tired, but a shot to the temple is a shot to the temple, even if it's thrown by a woman.

>>63857300
so post it.

>>63857344
You win by not playing.

>>63857214
Good lord. No one wonder you people can't hold your own against the average street jungle bunny.

Learn to throw a fucking punch.

>>63857363
Took 2 seconds to google it for your lazy ass.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MF8LBv54L6c

>>63857344
Just don't be a pussy who gets knocked over by a girl who can't even throw a punch.

>>63857410
guess I win. Thanks for posting.

>>63857392
say it to my face, fuckboy

Last 'fight' I was involved in was getting repeatedly punched in the face by some druggie or alcoholic woman I got too close to when the couple was having a dispute with a police officer.

Presumably her poor health meant she was physically weak so it was more just surprised than anything. Just grabbed her until the cops partner showed up.

>>63857344
you win by controlling the fight, not playing it to win.

jfc you guys are hopeless.

>>63857214
That cock isn't very sportif.

>>63857344
This depends. If it's your sister, it's totally fine.

>>63857462
That's a drunken master

>>63857295

>>63857344
This is why wrestling is the superior sport. Win or lose, you're gonna end up on the mat, with one of you pinning the other.

>>63857763
Man, that looks gay.

>>63857344
if a woman thinks she can take you in a fight youve already lost

>>63857832
And then the winner fucks the loser, on the mat.

>>63857205
Solid, should have hit the chick an extra time for the fun of it before running off. 9/10

>>63857344
You're not supposed to make it an actual fight, you dumb fucks.
These kinds of "fights" are supposed to be a play-along foreplay. Glorified choreography. Pull your punches, preemptively decide the winner depending on who you'd prefer to "win" on that given day, etc.

>>63857218
Hamburgled

>>63857462
This reminds be of some of the drunken fights I was in back in college.

>>63857205
where did this happen?
american cops would have shot him before he landed that 3rd punch

>>63858026
Those are American cops. This was from the LA riots.

>>63857846
>>63857852

>>63858026
You can tell it's americans from the woman trying to pick up her shades instead of going after the perp again.

>>63857218
Why are whites like this?

>>63857205
This is the kind of genius that fights cops and wins, but drops wallet with ID at the scene of the victory.

>>63858026
This was from Fargo, North Dakota

https://www.valleynewslive.com/2025/06/10/details-arrest-man-who-assaulted-3-fpd-officers/

>>63858037
>woman trying to pick up her shades
because if she doesn't, one of the protestors will
and I doubt they'd turn it in to the "lost and found"

>>63857287
>>63857344
>>63857937
>him
>hands down the entire time
>extends both hands when he punches
>doesn't even know how to punch
>no sense of controlling distance with his reach advantage
>her
>hands up blocking punches throughout
>head movement
>continuously stepping off center line and circling
>clean little slip to the outside and then lets the check hook rip
She 100% baited him knowing he was a casual who didn't know how to fight or have any training.
Likely just a casual kickboxing class workout chick vs. sheltered never been in a fight "Bro, I see red" kid.
He was probably the one who asked to spar thinking some girl's kickboxing glass wasn't real fighting on top of it all, hence why everyone finds it so funny watching him get dropped.

>>63857214
this has to be a parody, right?
right?

>>63857242
wtf is a canuck doing conceal carrying?

>>63858036
damn, losing to a girl has permanently crippled your psyche

>>63857260
KEK

>>63857251
it's all fun and games until the boomer gets his ass handed to him

>>63857260

>>63858058
Eddie wanted to let her win so he could get booty.
And he got his wish alright.

>>63858074
lel

>>63857196 (OP)
>>63857200
These men train more than you do or ever will. When you meet them, they will win.
This is neither speculation nor conjecture, it is fact.

>>63858094
>These men train more than you do or ever will.
You don't even know me, and YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! I HATE YOU!

>>63858074
the second he saw that female cop he laid right the fuck down, this is how you don't get shot

>>63857196 (OP)
alright this convinced me to pull these fucking videos off my phone i was never able to identify, gimme a bit and i'm gonna have some real fucking funny shit in here.

>>63857196 (OP)
Jesus Christ that's Jiggle Borune

>>63857287
If the dude is Irish, then it's expected for him to hit like he means it.

>>63858158
Is there any context beyond "rusniggers are fucking retarded"?
Looks to me like the redshirt wanted a handshake, but got attacked.

>>63857196 (OP)
>john thick
>>63857200
>fattest gun in the west

>>63858050
i've been working security for 7 years, this is just how really drunk normies fight.

>>63858203
Its an eastern european thing, dudes would pretend to salute you then sucker punch for shit and giggels claiming "you fucked my sister" or something along those lines.
Here the fight escalated because the skinny nerd probably did boxing and fought back.
When it happenned to me i just pussied out and got a broken tooth.
The catharsis was that a few months later the retard did it to gyspsy who came back with 4 brothers and chopped the dude into literal pieces with 50$ e-bay katanas.
t.grew up in Romania in the 90s and eraly 2000s
Glad i am out of that shithole.Shit like this or worse happens daily in the asphalt jungle of the eastern bloc.

>>63858203
relax comrade, its special 3 brain cell operation

>>63858236
What a goddamn sperg

my ancestors smile down upon me

>>63858236
I've seen low-functioning autists move exactly like this minus the guns.

>>63858236
Dust Devil of Death right here.

>>63858260
What about the knife?

Does anyone have belarus spetsnaz clips?

>>63858265
Spaghetti-sauced stained plastic fork

>>63857205
>bike cops
one step above mall cops

>>63858236
At first I thought it was Steven Seagal, but then I realized that he has a bit too much finesse and skill to be him, also not fat enough.

>>63858208
>the fastest ton in the west

>>63858236
DEATH BLOSSOM

>>63857273
What im saying

>>63858047
>flinching is seen as head movement
>hands up without posturing them so that punches are transfered through and you end up hitting yourself
>crossing legs and even showing your back is seen as proper circling
You can just straight up post you know jack shit about boxing, no need for the justice porn. Especially with the gender thing it's weird and peak reddit as fuck.

>>63858288
So many times in this just waiting for the fat fuck to shoot himself.

>>63858294
>s-she got lucky!
>you're from reddit!
Sorry about your boyfriend getting dropped.
Maybe you two can sign up for a self defense class or something, idk lmao.

>>63858322
>>63858314
jesus fuck, do some people just lack self-awareness? how can someone look at themselves doing this retarded sperg shit and then post it online?

>>63858332
John Wick and its consequences...

>>63858322
>>63858314
Posting the disabled doesn't really feel sporting. Has he shot himself yet? I feel like the cap to the knee is inevitable.

>>63858332
>how can someone look at themselves doing this retarded sperg shit and then post it online?
Guy probably has more fun on his range days than you ever have.
At least until he shoots himself that is.

>>63858314
you know i only just saw that he's wearing some uke patches or something close in this vid. still never figured out who this fucker is though, these five vids are all ive found

>>63858296
Sounds like someone is jealous they'll never be this operator

>>63858094
>These men train more than you do or ever will. When you meet them, they will win.
all you have to do to win this fight is throw a ham sandwich on the ground in front of them

>>63858350
On the contrary, I do fucking retarded sperg shit on the range too, the difference is that I am self-aware enough to not post it online because I think I look like an action film character

>>63858236
How do we turn this into a competitive shooting sport?

>>63858386
>the difference is that I am too scared to post it online because I fear the judgement of others
Fixed that for you, coward.

>>63858158

Let's be fair here, red shirt gets massive props for noticing white shirt is done with the fight, even though the latter started it with a sucker punch. Especially since it seems he took some damage from those nasty throws to the concrete, I was expecting some stomps to the head which could probably take things too far

>>63857200
Posting CAS boomers is cheating.

>>63858296
It's airshit

SAD HP

>>63857196 (OP)
Well he is not running anywhere, so have to train cqc

>>63857214
>Max dex pvp
lel

>>63858094
How could they possibly win? Look at how he moves! The slowest man in the world. And on top of that, he’s eaten himself into such a gigantic target that it’s impossible not to hit him.

>>63858236
>shooting clown
Why he is training to attack his own kind?

>>63857260
lmao what a piece of shit he tried to help him then just pushed him again hahahaha

>>63857196 (OP)
what good is a gun when heart disease comes for you at 33?

>>63858537
He wants all the clussy to himself.

>>63857251
Out fucking skilled.

>>63858314
>>63858352
This guy is based. Guns are basically entertainment outside of self defense and hunting, he's enjoying himself.

>>63858314
>Ukrainian nationalist patches
We need to send this hero in to deal with Steven Seagal...

>>63857205
If this dude was black, he'd be ground beef after landing the first punch.

>>63857456
Stop being a cunt, anon.

>>63857205
You can tell those cops have never been punched in the face before.

>>63857242
>hiding behind your small children to escape a fight you instigated for no reason
Never stops being cringe.

>>63858635
Funnily enough, there's a Russian actor who pretty much had Steven Seagal's reputation, just replace "muh aikido" with bodybuilding. Also known for shitty cheap action flicks.
Ironically he left Russia and at least claimed to be anti-zigger. Also he's 6'6 and actually muscular.
I'd actually love that fight.

>>63858706
Who?

>>63858158
i think white shirt knew some more techniques but i respect red shirt and his sportsmanship and tankiness

>>63858798
This guy was a drug dealer and member of a criminal organization by the way

>>63858734
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Nevsky_(actor)

>>63858834
The guy with the shotgun or one of the people he shot? Like it looks as if its a gang related thing.

>>63858890
The guy with the shotgun. He was just pissed off.

>>63858041
It's a prank video retard.

>>63857287
Imagine those legs wrapped around your head, boys.

>>63858058
>censoring that slight peek of her panties
Weak.

>>63858944
>panties

wrong

>>63858288
>Flagging himself several times
Jesus christ he's going to kill himself.

>>63858798
Guy that legged it has good survival instincts.

>>63858236
It's always nice to see central axis relock in action.

>>63858798
>average day in brazil

>>63857196 (OP)
>that flag shirt
These colors don't run
because they can't

>>63858236
This person has disposable income
Let that sink in
Seriously, its starting to rain, let him in

>>63859043
Big Hawaii’s strategy is literally just haymakers, and I can’t say it didn’t pay off for him.

>>63859043
>whirstah, whirstah, whirstah
t. that black buy filming probably

If you're going to pick a fight with a big guy, you better make sure you strike first and land your shots. If not, don't be surprised if you wake up with a few teeth missing.

>>63857344
It's just play sparring, retard. There is no "win" or "lose."

>>63859063
what he lacks in quantity of punches he makes up for in quality.

>>63857344
They’re having fun, killjoy. There’s no weird autist mind games going on here.

>>63857410
Not that lazy ass, but thanks. Have a mouse.

>>63858094
It's a shame it's the 20 meter dash we're competing in.

>>63858998
Too slow. If the second shot was aimed at him, he would be dead.

>>63858094
>it is fat
word

>>63857200
>>63857196 (OP)
>"Howdy there partnah, up to no good are we?"

>>63859088
No you fool! You have no chance against-
Oh you said DASH and not DISH? Carry on then.

>>63858352
Call me a dumb, but I can't help but think a gang of assailants will simply watch as he fumbles his reloads within arm's reach of them all and wait for him to decide he's ready to continue the fight now.

>>63857260
Lmao

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63858255
7 tigers in one tiny ass enclosure, it's only a matter of time before one of the keepers get's the same treatment as this crane.

>>63857218
Florida Man strikes again.

>>63859022

... the fuck are we supposed to gleam from this webm?

>>63859063
Play to your strengths, y'know?

>>63858890
They are just two fat retards who lost a bet, one of them ended up shot by the police and the other one is in prison for life, although he is probably already dead, seeing how bloodthirsty Brazilian prisons are.

>>63858304
>I'll just call him a fag, that will turn sentiment in my favor after getting called out for whiteknighting some random girl that can't box for shit
Perhaps you should just go back to r*ddit, your behavior is considered favorable there. You can put women on a pedestal all day there.

>>63859043
Man has one punch but that right hook is nasty

>>63858236
Wot in tardation?

>>63857196 (OP)
wrist lock, lean on him and then leg trip him lmao

>>63858332
NIgga you're on /k/

>>63858406
kys zoomer retard

>>63857205
>>63857205
monty python-esque

>>63859268
>whiteknighting some random girl that can't box for shit
What is there to whiteknight? She literally beat him lmao.
It's either
>A. She outboxed him
or
>B. He can't take a hit from a literal fucking girl
Either way he's the weaker fighter in the equation.
Cry harder, cockmongler.

>>63859043
>3/75 WPNS squad gunner out on the town in columbus

>>63858322
>>63858314
>>63858288
>>63858236
Equilibrium (2002)

>>63859067
Yes, the fight is in Worcester.

>>63857196 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wPXBvV0ak

>>63857214
In high school when fights like this went down we would all chant “Pussy fight!” in unison. That world doesn’t exist anymore

>>63857196 (OP)
that poor t-shirt (the one he is wearing)

>>63857242
90 day fiancé no neck guy unleashed the dark souls boss

>>63857251
Tactical sunroof deployed

>>63858288
This is legit stressful watching him flag his brachial artery over and over between shots

>>63859518
>That world doesn’t exist anymore

Good

>>63858255
end of evangelion (1998)

>>63859043
After the twelfth haymaker you’d think his opponents would expect it

>>63859409
That’s clearly a tanker from the Harmony Church side

>>63857260
What the hell is this NPC country?

>>63859635
It's obvious they're both pretty hammered

>>63858280
Nice.

>>63858706
>Funnily enough
I've told you before this is bad English.

>>63858944
Allow her some dignity you fucking gooner perv.

>>63859875
No, it's just bad niggerspeak (i.e. american).

>>63858058
She shoves him into the wall. Guy is lucky he didn't break his fucking ankle. Fucking women.

>>63859904
in it to win it

>>63859904
He lost, he's the loser. I understand why you identify and sympathize with him.

>>63859880
>wear clothes that expose your body
>NOOOO DONT LOOK AT MY BODY
post tits, roastie whore

>>63858158
one of those rare scenarios where he had every right to head stop that dick

>>63859960
Simp

>>63859022
D-did she just shit on that car?

>>63859043
What an absolute unit

>>63859234
Why change your strategy if your opponents refuse to adapt to it?

>>63859387
Fucking embarassing the regular citizen has to rescue 2 female cops

>>63859615
Spotted the pussy

>>63859963
Woo triggered by the feminoid body. You have issues pal. Wouldn't your sissy french you?

>>63859990
More like orange diarrhea. Goota wonder what she's been eating.

>>63859988
And another loser self identifies.

>>63857251
>The wife videoing your assbeating through the side mirror
Unrecoverable

>>63857260
Based nigger

>>63860028
>evidnce for the inevitable lawsuit
Good woman. Still fat.

>>63859904
Maybe he shouldn’t be a pussy who can get hockey checked into the boards by a woman. Ever consider that option?

>>63860038
Most of these faggots never played flag football, muchless iceskate, muchless play hockey.

>>63860016
how does someone shit on command?

>>63860049
I mean, if you eat like shit, it's pretty easy.

>>63860036
>lawsuit
Which she will win in the incipiently following divorce.

>>63860049
Some people struggle to hold it in. Orange and runny would be an indication of such internal struggles.

>>63860099
Maybe then she can get a lap band.

>>63860049
They’re called amerisharts for a reason

>>63860114
>knee to neck
Civil rights violations! Let's loot Footlocker!

>>63860049
More like how was this shart in mart holding it in?
>>63860016
Alli or Orlistat

>>63858026
Only if he was black

>>63857838
You would think that

>>63858516
>he’s eaten himself into such a gigantic target that it’s impossible not to hit him.
But can you get to his vitals without AP rounds?

>>63859022
Does this count as biological warfare?

>>63858645
As well as he should.

You guys do train to protect your waifu, right?

>>63860304
>>63857838
It's just the capris he's wearing.

>>63860397
Whatever happened to him? Did he get V& or am I thinking of a different poster?

>>63860486
He was involved in the BLM standoff. (not that BLM).

Basically disappeared afterwards because go figure, you should probably lay low after being on live TV taking part in armed resistance to the federal government.

>>63860486
I don't remember anything bad happening to him, but he just stopped posting soon after the Bundy ranch thing.

>>63857200
>"this town ain't big enough for the one of me"

>>63859141
Its china. I'm surprised its not just a concrete slab behind steel bars.

who would win in a fight, the bubbanator or the fuddinator?

>>63857277
>money for food
>McDonald's
>food
Your legal argument is flawed

>>63859396
Nah, what you did is throw a bunch of nonexistent criteria in there (which I called you out on) and topped it off with a justice porn scenario you made up yourself. Go back.

>>63861092
>criteria
There's literally no criteria. The dude got rocked by a girl, no matter how many excuses you make.
Simple as.
>justice porn
And out comes the Nietzsche-tier gooner obsession with porn and sexual fantasy comparisons like clockwork.
Classic inferiority complex.

>>63860035
An unorthodox semi-sentence.

>>63858456
that honestly makes it way better. Im not as embarassed for him.

>>63860114
>lankets

>>63861120
You literally listed the criteria by which you judged their performance yourself, fedora-man:

>>63858047
>him
>hands down the entire time
>extends both hands when he punches
>doesn't even know how to punch
>no sense of controlling distance with his reach advantage
>her
>hands up blocking punches throughout
>head movement
>continuously stepping off center line and circling
>clean little slip to the outside and then lets the check hook rip

I called you out for it because it's bullshit, and now you act like you never posted it. Same goes for the justice porn, you posted that yourself:

>She 100% baited him knowing he was a casual who didn't know how to fight or have any training.
>Likely just a casual kickboxing class workout chick vs. sheltered never been in a fight "Bro, I see red" kid.
>He was probably the one who asked to spar thinking some girl's kickboxing glass wasn't real fighting on top of it all, hence why everyone finds it so funny watching him get dropped.

>>63858158
Faggot recording was fine with white shirt soccer kicking but not red.

>>63859632
kek

>>63858627
Seriously. He's doing shit we all pretended to do when we were kids.

>>63861410
Camera man was definitely in on this.

>>63858288
At least it looks like it's airport shit he is using.

>>63859396
I wonder how many people know about the story that image appears in (the moral is literally "feel sorry for bullies, because they must have rough lives").

>>63859043
damn hawaiian tshirt operators get like an immediate +8 to strength

>>63861484
Wasn't it from the OG diaperfur comic Incontinent Student Bodies?

>>63857196 (OP)
>>63857200
>vincent ambrosia plotting his revenge

>>63858158
>they livski

>>63859043
>wandering into the Fat Stand up comedian area under leveled

>>63857214
(((lawyers))) did this

>>63859043
I feel like I've seen that haymaker somewhere else

>>63857196 (OP)
IT'S OVER FOR YA NOW 'ANSEN

>>63860114
imagine a world without redguards

>>63861484
>>63861551
>knowing this
>at all
Degenerate.

>>63862311
>Degenerate

>>63862287
PT Crusier dude held his own but was driving like a big jerk. Really was hoping he had locked himself out.

>>63858255
Canadian Goose would have fucked those tigers up.

>>63862344
nice fanfic

>>63861422
>we all pretended to do when we were kids.
>WHEN WE WERE KIDS
Notice something?

>>63862408
>To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
>And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development.
>When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
>t. C.S. Lewis

>>63862287
Who was in the wrong here?

>>63861806
Season 1 of The Man in the High Castle. Somehow it’s supposed to make you feel bad while making life look really comfy.
>>63857196 (OP)
This guy is fat enough that he’ll be resistant to hollow points.
>14” penetration?
>lol, you haven’t even penetrated my mid-paunch, Anon
Are hollow points obsolete now that everyone is so fucking fat? Do we need to carry FMJs to hit vitals in the age of obesity? Even .32 ball ammo will penetrate like 26”. Our shot placement will be better too seeing as if your target ammo is your carry ammo there is no point of impact shift. Would screwdriver bullets provide adequate penetration?

>>63858352
>>63858322
>>63858314
>>63858288
Wait, are these not joke videos? Why are people assuming he’s posting these seriously? This some lolcow I don’t know?

>>63859043
>heard u talkin shit about ska

>>63862459
>season 1 of The Man in the High Castle. Somehow it’s supposed to make you feel bad while making life look really
Like the second or third scene of the first episode and they got snow falling but its really ashes from the Aktion T4 cremation oven at the local hospital. That's a hard pass for me, from a moral, ethical, AND environmental standpoint.

>no redguards
Wasn't the rebel a brother?

>>63857260
hahahaha holy shit

>>63862448
PT cruiser
Only fags and grandmas ever bought one
Sucks that the guy in the truck got his ass kicked by a fag

I love him

>>63861375
>I called you out for it because it's bullshit
Except it's not, and it's an entirely accurate assessment. Sorry you don't know anything about fighting, Anon.
All you can do is just keep shitting yourself crying trying to explain how a girl can do everything wrong, but still somehow won.
So, once again, it's either:
>A. She did outbox him.
>B. He can't take a punch from a girl
Take your pick, I know you'll be whining and bitching about it either way.
>m-muh porn!
Absolutely obsessed, lmao.

>>63862430
There's a difference between enjoying model trains or something or actually recording yourself being an utter retard

>>63862430
>When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
>>t. C.S. Lewis
Saved.

>>63857200
I know we all mock him for being fat, but clearing the stage in under 25 seconds is really not bad in SASS terms. He's not going to win national competitions, but he's competitive at a state level.

>>63862934
And that's the best thing in his life, next to blatant self abuse.

>>63862506
That’s retarded because crematoriums don’t do that. When you cremate someone you are left with bones and then you grind up the bones to get the ashes. And they’re not big billowy ashes like from paper like shown in the show, so the only realistic explanation is the cop was fucking with him, or hollywood “elites” are complete retards.
>bad from an environmental standpoint
No, ash is a decent fertilizer, Anon

>>63858294
I feel like this has happened at least 1 on /msg/ but they're all slightly different south american mausers.

>>63862480
i wish i knew, the tiktok page i found more of them on was clearly making fun of them, but didn't have a source, i'm still wondering who the fuck it is. i know that there's a gold mine out there somewhere, and i just haven't found it yet.

>>63863064
stay strong little piggies

>>63857214
is that Checo? Is that why he such a shitter at F1?

>>63858352
I'm surprised he hasn't shot himself or his camera yet.

I wish I could stop being a judgemental fuck and just let people, including myself, enjoy things for the sake of enjoying them. I would probably be much happier. I miss having fun.

>>63863261
I judge it and then ignore it. What gets me is the people who keep insisting the gay thing they enjoy is actually totally cool and not gay at all even though it’s incredibly gay and uncool.

>>63857287
>dude just dancing around goofing about
>bitch throws a full force hook to the jaw
What a stupid fucker

>>63860038
>trying to avoid hurting someone half your weight and significantly weaker, get punished for it
The only one in the wrong here is the woman

>>63863261
>LET LE PEOPLE HECKIN ENJOY THINGS
fuck off noguns redditor tranny

>>63857214
Very French.

>>63860114
Why are blacks so incapable of learning to wrestle?
>JaKeonTre hikes up his sagging pants
>LeTs GeT iT wYtE bOi!
>Puts up some retarded imitation of a Philly Shell
>Wrapped up
>Dragged down
>H-HeY nO wReStLiN! No WrAsSlIn!
>Pummeled unconscious

>>63862811
I urge you to take those skills to any boxing gym. Please, don't keep us waiting - we're begging to be proven wrong. Video would be preferred but personally I'll be content with just a before and after photo.

>>63859387
Who though that women cops would be a good idea?

>>63863595
Women

>>63858236
>>63857196 (OP)
When are you even going to use tactics like these?

>>63863731
When they reap the whirl wind.

>>63863731
When the jewish woke mind-control chip the feds implanted in your brain when you were in utero as a part of their grand plan for world domination starts itching just a little too much while you're daydreaming about your recent re-read of the Turner Diaries at your email job and you decide it's time to start the Race War at the Starbucks down the street.

>>63859500
how is he so fast?

>>63863731
Surrounded by liberals at a protest

>Heh, only 15 of you, better call for backup

>>63862430
Absolutely based and fucking true. When I was younger I dreaded women finding out I was into video games. Now I’m playing Arma and Elden Ring and showing it off to my kids not giving a fuck.
My wife is thankful this is one of my hobbies instead of doing happy hour and it lets me bond with my kids. Honestly life is too short not to do the things you enjoy.

>>63863064
Black bears are really fearful creatures

>>63863461
Redguard combat culture is basically swarm attacks where the larger swarm wins. Wrestling is often better suited for 1v1 which is a totally alien concept for redguards.

>>63859500
needs a combo counter

>>63857226
against the customer but the business is partially responsible for not protecting the exchange enough

>>63862287
I keep a gun in the car. Some angry faggot comes sprinting at my door I'll shoot him right through the window

>>63861074
one can make a legal argument that the thief was attempting to protect the customer from poisoning

>>63863461
>Why are blacks so incapable of learning to wrestle?
Black people aren't incapable, they just don't most of the time for various reasons.
Despite the prevalence of sports in African American culture, the vast majority of people focus exclusively on Football, Basketball, and MAYBE Boxing due largely to their entertainment value and pay-out potential for athletes at the professional level.
Compare that to wrestling, which isn't really televised outside of the Olympics, isn't known for the amount of money competitors make and looks like two grown men rubbing and tugging on each other to the uninitiated, it's not hard to see why it doesn't have much mindshare with Black people.
Beyond it falling to the wayside culturally, most people don't do any type of martial arts training or have any real experience fighting to begin with. That's relevant because even basic wrestling isn't really intuitive, at least to those unfamiliar with it. If you don't know how to fight in general, you DEFINITELY don't know how to wrestle.

>>63863461
Most people have no idea how to grapple and it's not like striking where you can at least throw something sort of resembling a proper punch with no training.

>>63859082
based

>>63864677
Tell that to the judge.

>>63858236
Hell yeah

>>63858288
Who would be better at gunkata irl, this guy or one of the military gun tubers?

>>63864677
Keep your window up and let them strike the car/window first. It proves they were the aggressor and you can claim you were in fear for your life. If you have the time, get your phone out as they charge.

>>63857838
If looking gay means I can kill five men, call me Bailey jay

>>63865043
VDV.

>>63865074
>call me Bailey jay
Even knowing this reference makes you gay as hell!

>>63857196 (OP)
/k/ino af

>>63858645
Exact opposite. Cops know there will be no public outcry and riots if they shoot a White guy.

>>63860925
kek

>>63861346
oh, i know this dude
isn't he some master of crane and snake style?

>>63858158
9/10

>>63862344
I hate those niggers so much it is unreal.

>>63862963
The point I was making is yeah, he's a fat fuck, but he's a competitive shooter at a more advanced level than the likely majority of this board. And he has the balls to dress up like a cowboy while he does it. I dunno what I'm trying to say, exactly. Just seems the older I get the less I try to focus on the shitty parts and more on the good.

>>63857196 (OP)
>>63857200
/k/-weapons

Everything else is just /gif/ reposts on a blue board

>>63859518
My gf and I still use it when we scissor:3

>>63866828
Post pic.