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What would it take to take down an average trained woman with a knife?
Anonymous No.63865426 [Report]
muh dik
Anonymous No.63865431 [Report]
My peanus weanus
Anonymous No.63865437 [Report] >>63866438 >>63866877 >>63871664
>>63865421 (OP)
for the average /k/ommando?
a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY
Anonymous No.63865456 [Report] >>63866599 >>63868427
>>63865421 (OP)
a trained woman is not average.
it'd take a bull rush. just glomp onto her and use superior strength to overpower any attempts at using anything. don't fight for the knife; just make certain that you have some means of control over the limb holding it.
blunt force could probably resolve the issue, but unless their legitimately decent at Judo/Juijutsu, wrestling should give you the win.
Anonymous No.63865464 [Report]
id check the wiki first
Anonymous No.63865648 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
The same thing it takes to take down anybody who has a knife: a gun
Anonymous No.63865651 [Report]
A good stab in the center mass.
Anonymous No.63865662 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Where is the rape?
Anonymous No.63865665 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
My 1994 F150 and half a bottle of grain alcohol
Anonymous No.63865731 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
That second video has me dying
Anonymous No.63865751 [Report] >>63868403 >>63872169 >>63876443 >>63877404
>>63865421 (OP)
>What would it take to take down an average trained woman with a knife?
a simple act of genuine love
Anonymous No.63865758 [Report] >>63866217 >>63866254
>>63865421 (OP)
african or european?
Anonymous No.63865849 [Report] >>63865863
>>63865421 (OP)
are you saying she's an average build but has been trained and has a knife? or that she's been trained to an average level with a knife?
Anonymous No.63865863 [Report]
>>63865849
connor mcgreggor levels of muscle + fighting knowledge/instincts
Anonymous No.63865876 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Feet
Anonymous No.63866217 [Report] >>63866981
>>63865758
This is the right question to ask, the two are different creatures entirely. Black women are men. I think in a fist fight I can take maybe 2 or 3 rambunctious black women (>200lbs each), and maybe 5 or 6 white girls. Idk, I’ve never brawled with girls. If they’re armed, I don’t think you’re guaranteed to win a fight even against one. 1 lucky slice to your neck in the struggle for possession of the knife is all it takes. If I can start the fight with a strong grip over her wrist holding the knife then yeah I’ll be fine.
Anonymous No.63866254 [Report] >>63866993
>>63865758
I don't know!
Anonymous No.63866429 [Report] >>63866442
>>63865421 (OP)
Post the one with the bikini chick who tries to do self defence but gets banged instead
Anonymous No.63866437 [Report]
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIx8IrShPoH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Anonymous No.63866438 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Since I don’t want to get stabbed/slashed a gun or a longer knife would do

>>63865437
>ausfailians.png
Hey wogs don’t count! 90% of wogs can’t win a fight by themselves which is why they rely on packs and greater numbers
Anonymous No.63866442 [Report]
>>63866429
Anonymous No.63866453 [Report]
Easy. I just use a spear. Spears always win over swords and daggers.
Anonymous No.63866552 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
cunt punt
Anonymous No.63866593 [Report] >>63866608 >>63866992
>>63865421 (OP)
>GUISE DID YOU KNOW MOVIE FIGHT SCENES AREN'T REALISTIC
I hate shit tok so much, how is it still a thing?
Anonymous No.63866598 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
While I appreciate the reality check, it still hurts to get hit with a baseball bat swung by a woman or child, the first guy would have probably broken a finger trying to catch it before they beat her into a coma.
Anonymous No.63866599 [Report]
>>63865456
There's an average of any group you pedantic retard.
Anonymous No.63866600 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
A gun
Anonymous No.63866608 [Report] >>63867007
>>63866593
>Haven't you ever heard of suspension of disbelief
>t. One of the worst film makers in history, and anon
There is scale to everything and that includes the dramatic bending of reality without shattering verisimilitude, and everyone's tired of girl power propaganda. Your kind has already had its day in the sun.
Anonymous No.63866877 [Report]
>>63865437
giwtwm
Anonymous No.63866962 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
A gun
Anonymous No.63866981 [Report] >>63870747
>>63866217
I have fought a fat Sheboon before, they take a hit to the face no better than white women, they are no more willing to get into fights than white women.
What you're talking about is hoodrats, who know that being fat their have weight advantage and all they need to do is grab.
Anonymous No.63866992 [Report]
>>63866593
Because it's the only site you're allowed to call out left-wing propaganda on.
Anonymous No.63866993 [Report]
>>63866254
Wait... blue. Aahhhhh!
Anonymous No.63867000 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
"You look fat today, wow".
Anonymous No.63867007 [Report] >>63868069
>>63866608
What did the retarded nigger mean by this? Is this culture war brainrot?
Anonymous No.63867099 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
roses
Anonymous No.63867152 [Report]
One normie. I know this from personal experience.
Anonymous No.63867214 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
A femoral or brachial slash should do it. A good stab to the neck would work as well, but there is no artistry in killing with the point.
Anonymous No.63868069 [Report]
>>63867007
Post your gun
Anonymous No.63868285 [Report] >>63877749
>>63865421 (OP)
that's actually a cool choreography. Both versions.
nice seeing zoomies do something creative for once.
Anonymous No.63868306 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Rape
Anonymous No.63868403 [Report]
>>63865751
fucking kraut.
Anonymous No.63868427 [Report] >>63871398
>>63865456
>don't fight for the knife; just make certain that you have some means of control over the limb holding it.
The woman throws the knife to her other hand and stabs you in your gut

Work on your CQC
Anonymous No.63868466 [Report] >>63868626
>>63865421 (OP)
pretty good stunt work imo
Anonymous No.63868626 [Report] >>63871377 >>63871441
>>63868466
Impressive backflip by attacker #3.
There's a scene in a Jackie Chan film, can't remember which one, with a fight in some kind of factory/warehouse/industrial setting. They are fighting on a catwalk outside some windowed office and Jackie's character backhands someone through a window. The main issue is, the windows are way above waist height, like not shoulder height, but too high to fall into. We're to believe this guy receives a hit that wouldn't knock a jug of milk off a shelf knocks him up in the air and through a window? It happens quite fast, you need to be looking for it.
Anonymous No.63870747 [Report]
>>63866981
> What you're talking about is hoodrats

Yes.

And I conjecture the reason they wear a wig is to have an advantage in a fight - to wear sacrificial hair that their opponent can not obtain control over them with. (Only half-joking. You know it comes in handy in a fight)

Reminds me of the only time I “fought” a girl. In high school there was this really pretty petite blonde girl who I now understand grew up in a terrible place out of circumstances/bad luck. She acted like a wigger. Dressed like a prostitute. She said something to me and I called her “a prostitute in training” and she cocked her fist back to punch me, so I just grabbed her by the throat and squeezed. I should have made her my gf desu.

Anyway, blog post over. I’ve blundered pussy often.

>[fat sheboons] are no more willing to get into fights than white women.

Doubt.
Anonymous No.63870776 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
My 2 inches erect penis.
Anonymous No.63871254 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
>average trained woman
so no training at all?
Not much.
Anonymous No.63871377 [Report] >>63871441
>>63868626
>There's a scene in a Jackie Chan film, can't remember which one, with a fight in some kind of factory/warehouse/industrial setting.
Dragons Forever. It was Yuen Biao's character that did that, but Jackie was in it though.
Anonymous No.63871398 [Report]
>>63868427
>throws the knife to her other hand
>while on the ground getting clobbered
seems like something that is much easier said than done
Anonymous No.63871441 [Report]
>>63868626
>>63871377
The waist-high wall serves as a fulcrum, especially as he'd be stretching his arms out instinctively against the fall.
I'd say it's feasible.
Anonymous No.63871664 [Report]
>>63865437
It's tough to see other people living your dreams
Anonymous No.63872169 [Report]
>>63865751
>vz58 bayonet
based
Anonymous No.63872474 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Cant defeat the cock. Nope
Anonymous No.63876443 [Report]
>>63865751
I would let her go tinkle on me and maybe even in my mouth
Anonymous No.63876468 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
If the trained woman has a knife and you are unarmed? Very difficult.

You need to look for any kind of makeshift weapon you can use. A chair, a stick, anything. Even throwing a rock or your phone is better than nothing.
Anonymous No.63876656 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)
Call her fat. She'll start crying.
Anonymous No.63877404 [Report] >>63877768 >>63878719
>>63865751
women don't want genuine love they want a hot tall fuckstud. you'd die.
Anonymous No.63877749 [Report]
>>63868285
I hate this actually.
Not even seething over "muh females".
It's one of those modern fight scenes where nothing has any weight or tension. Where every fight is some capeshit power fantasy about the invincible hero fighting unresisting/weak opponents with minimal injuries, like it's a Steven Seagal movie.
A fight scene at the end of Lethal Weapon felt so much more real despite simpler choreography than most movies with complex choreography nowadays do.
Anonymous No.63877768 [Report]
>>63877404
Someone else put it very well. “Women require a level of brutality that the average man is not willing to give”
Anonymous No.63878329 [Report]
>>63865421 (OP)

one hurtful comment
Anonymous No.63878711 [Report] >>63879014
8/10 feet, would
Anonymous No.63878719 [Report]
>>63877404
i hate this shit
theyre fucking deranged
>t. bodycount 30+ chadlite
Anonymous No.63879014 [Report]
>>63878711
What are 10/10 feet in you're opinion