Are you man enough to answer?

keep calling, i'm too busy grippen my cock

Cringe or based?
I'm saying based.

>>63866671
I stick to F/16/Virgins

>>63866668 (OP)
>it's real
What absolute deranged shitposting will happen when Zoomers and Alphas get into offical positions?

>>63866683
Macron is a bit of a shitposter:
https://x.com/ianbremmer/status/1888979625172246855

>>63866702
Pretty sure he just wanted videos of him in drag in public mixed in with "ai" for plausible deniability considering it came out that his wife is a man.

>>63866710
Now where have I heard this "president's wife is actually a man!" metodichka spiel before...

>>63866715
From the same place that shared macron being 14 at the start of their gay relationship. I forget the French journalists name, Xavier something maybe. I cant remember. Pretty funny though

>>63866733
ESL zigger, this is literally the same meme you've pushed with Obama, at least Michelle looks masculine, Macron's wife is just ancient.

>>63866736
>zigger
oh, you're a noguns war tourist, sorry about your gay president though. big Mike is also a dude though yes.

>>63866742
he 'clocked' you bro, you can go back to spamming blacked threads

>>63866668 (OP)
Macron is the greatest Rafale salesman of all time, you can make fun of him all you want but he keep selling those planes to thirdies

>>63866668 (OP)
>When Trump tries to sell US weapons to allies it comes across as trashy
>When Macron does it, it looks classy?
Bros, how to the frogs do it?

>>63866742
>"Free Thinker" cannot distinguish between a man and a woman
Many such cases

>>63866749
You all need to go back

>>63866751
You can tell what you want about the French, but they push their stuff in a strong and coherent way.
https://youtu.be/3JKdGDXNrow
For example, I was considering buying a French car, and down to the sound system, they use French tech: not Bose/Harman Kardon/Bower & Wilkins or whatever, but Devialet.

>>63866766
>https://youtu.be/3JKdGDXNrow [Embed]
Fuck me, this video is actually good, didn't expect that.
>t.French

>>63866756
>I have a gun that means this lady is actually a man.
Failing to see your schizophrenic logic.

>>63867185
>Failing to see
I was responding to a tourist who mistook me for a russoid. Try to keep up.

>>63866668 (OP)

>>63866751
One is a young, handsome, well articulated man with good PR team. The other one is a meat puppet that can't string together a sentence to save his life surrounded by similarly incompetent people. Also Marcon is selling mostly to thirdies so it's an easier sell to be fair.

>>63866756
>fat mutt does it for free
Holy shit the jokes write themselves!

>>63866668 (OP)
Hello?

>>63867253
THE THIRD WORLDER HAS ARRIVED

I REPEAT

THE THIRD WORLDER HAS ARRIVED

I REPEAT

THE THIRLD WORLDER HAS ARRIVED

>>63866668 (OP)
Is Europe finally removing all the non Whites?

Or is he calling for them to die for Jizzrael?

>>63866668 (OP)
The world just watched Israel humiliate Iran with a handful of F-35s. Anyone buying anything else is unserious about their airforce and shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>63867317
Lots of thirdies can't buy F-35 either because they're on the US' shitlist or they're too corrupt for the DoD/Congress to approve the sale.

>>63867317
Israel would have bodied Iran with non-stealth fighters as well.

>>63867265
Full Broadside, staggered salvo

>>63867265
Bodied that freak

>>63867317
The number of countries allowed to buy frog is higher then those that can buy the F-35.

>>63867317
American tech cannot be counted on to work due to it being backdoored, having it is basically throwing away your sovereignty.

>>63867253
The J-10 might be good (hell, it might be even a better strike fighter platform than the F-16), but sure as hell it aint pretty

>>63867317
Why doesn't France just make a stealth Rafale, then?

>>63866668 (OP)
Why would anyone buy the Rafaile over Gripen?

even Eurofighter might enjoy more prestige at this moment.

>>63867317
The Rafale has beaten the F35 several times in military games.

Is this the guy who compared himself to Jupiter?

>>63867715
Yeah, when start conditions are things like “No BVR ROE, Rafales start with altitude and position advantage” and “subsonic gunfight simulations only”

>>63867731
It's JVPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS to you, mutt

>>63868126
My fiance is Breton and they loathe him for some reason.

>>63866668 (OP)
Rafale called, Pakistan responded. Frog products are shit.

>>63866756
Why are you so pale? Do you go outside ever?

>>63867352
And France is obsessed with being a big, strong, independent empire still, so why is theirs not?

>>63868134
Bretons hate the French.

>>63868134
Basically, his international policy is solid if you're not a tree-hugging hippie faggot, but his internal policies not so much, he has not an atom of appreciation or respect for the French nation or people, and he doesn't even try to hide it. It's like he's playing a Paradox game in real life.
>>63868160
Fuck the whole Celtic larp, Bretons are French, period. Last time there was a Breton independence movement with some chance of succeeding, it was a WW2 collaborationist organization that had a hundred people max

>>63868182
Bretons and Cornish are significantly closer to one another than either are to French/English
Destroying their language didn't change that

>>63868159
French usually sell their military shit incomplete or with some kind kink that keeps people coming back instead of just neurotically micromanaging it like they're the ones going to war. They also go NO REFUNDS and act like they never knew you if the situation gets too complicated.

>>63867715
If the IAF didn't pick it, It's not the standard.

>>63868194
Who the fuck cares, people don't carry around DNA tests around their neck, but they speak a language. Also half of our fucking navy is Breton, if they didn't want to serve France or if they wanted to secede they would have done so ages ago

>>63868447
Nigger I didn't claim they're not French just like I didn't claim Bretons aren't English, and I certainly never claimed either group should want to split from their nations
Genetics very much do matter though, and they are objectivelt genetically diverse
They would have been linguistically diverse too if not for the faggy Parisian revolutionaries

>>63867361
That’s the exact opposite though. Chinkshit will always be inferior to their American betters. But hot damn if it isn’t pretty.

>>63868182
>Bretons are French, period
Would you like your head on a pike or an axe ?

>>63868160
>>63868727
I'm still French, guys.

>>63868727
Bretons are french, corsican are french. Get rekt you fucking ploucs.

>>63868757
>corsican are French
OK you've gone too far

>>63866668 (OP)
Chinese missiles already answered the call.

>>63868852
>telling a corsican that he is not french
you're the one that is going to die you parisian fuck

sirs incredible india great pakistan allahu ackbar or however my bacha bazi boywife poos on the designated needful street

>>63867253
>Scam Call

>>63867317
Air defenses were taken care by trucks loaded with drones, and the bombings on video have been carried by f-16. No visible diference between having f-35's or not so far

>>63866668 (OP)
>the phone call that saved Europe

>>63866668 (OP)
>rafalekek
Pathetic

>>63868928
Napoleon hated France

>>63868852
He probably thinks that Senegalese, Guineans, and Sudanese are French too.

>>63868727
I am french you stupid american

>>63867317
anything that isn't a civilian airliner evades russian or russian knockoff AA tbf

>>63869334
my condolences anon. here is hoping you get reincarnated into a better a better country in your next life

>>63866671
Good morning Saab

>>63869356
Lmao.

>>63866751
panache

>Yurofighter as CAS
>Rafale as air superiority/carrier capable
>Gripen as the multirole, field tens of thousands of them all over Yurop
>reconfigure the A380 as the first B380 Yurobomber and C380 Universe heavy lift transport

>>63866668 (OP)
luv me rafale
luv me eurofighter
luv me grippen
luv me su-30
luv me f-15
luv me f-16
luv me J-10
I am in awe at the beauty around us

>>63866668 (OP)
what's with the strike loadout?
how's that securing anything? more useful for an attack.

>>63870119
>>Gripen as the multirole, field tens of thousands of them all over Yurop
Gripen has American engines. might as well go for F-35 if you want to depend on America.

>>63870119
>>reconfigure the A380
you cannot reconfigure a pressurized civilian plane as a bomber.
bomb bays are not pressurized. you need a completely different airframe for that.

>>63866668 (OP)
Unless it’s a booty call I’m not picking up

>>63867317
It feels pretty good knowing my countries AF could rape all of our neighbouring AF’s, granted only one of our neighbours actually has combat craft.

Why is it I always see pictures of the Rafael absolutely PACKED with external tanks? Are the engines really inefficient?

>>63866668 (OP)
eggs!

>>63870271
Australia's only neighbour with any airforce is Indonesia. F-35a jets don't have the range to reach them. We should never have divested the f-111.

>>63866742
you got owned dumb zigger shitskin lmao

>>63866668 (OP)
France is based but they need to get rid of the browns

>>63867512
Gripen has American engines. so America gets a say who Gripen can get sold to.
no such problem for Rafale.

>>63869305
>"It is my wish that my ashes may rest on the banks of the Seine, in the midst of the French people, whom I have loved so well.”
Nice try Rajesh

>>63870285
you want as much fuel as you can get in a strike loadout. you want to loiter.

>>63868324
Which IAF? Israeli or Indian?

>>63867512
Two engines

>>63867512
why would anyone buy that overpriced shitbox?

>>63871759
>delivery time: 1 year
>delivery time: 5 years
guess

>>63866668 (OP)

the Rafale will prove itself when piloted by non-jeets

>>63866749
>>63866736
Samefag lmfao

>>63871353
Australia doesn't have any tankers? And what about Chinese carriers?

>>63871978
>And what about Chinese carriers?
What about them? There's like 2 and they'll be rolling on the floor with the USN before they even get to the Philippians.

>>63868613
The canards and intake look ugly as all sin.

>>63871353
>Australia's only neighbour with any airforce is Indonesia. F-35a jets don't have the range to reach them.
But we have seven tankers, that should give our 35’s/18’s enough range to hit anything important
>We should never have divested the f-111.
To be fair we do have a fair bit of long ranged missiles in the form of the JASSM-ER, LRASM and soon the HACM which itself has range of almost 2,000 kilometres. And on top of that our Poseidon’s can carry all three types of missile.

>>63871759
It's built to operate with little to abysmal levels of infrastructure and even an illiterate drunkard can be taught how to fly one fast and easy.

In short, it's perfect for Thirdie militaries.

>>63866766
I don't get how france is as xenophobic as Japan is but is so pro immigrant. It makes no sense.

>>63871353
>We should never have divested the f-111
The upkeep was brutal though.

>>63868159
>Why didn't the French do extra work
Got in the way of their 5th vacation this month.

>>63872042
I wouldn't say it's xenophobic; it's more of a civil nationalist country.

>>63866668 (OP)
>surrender monkeys on full damage control
You love to see it

>>63866668 (OP)
Didn't the rafale get exposed as a scam a couple weeks ago?

>>63866683
as a millenial
Zoomers are never professional, but usually competent. They cry at the slightest provocation or criticism, it's usually easier to just fix their mistakes ourselves. It's impossible to get them to do anything outside the minimum of their duties though, they never understand why they don't get promoted.

Boomers are never competent because they never learned anything new, and cannot stop abusing their power to force social interaction. Super sensitive to criticism, like screaming and throwing things.

GenX, we call them Xoomers. Imagine boomers who are generally competent, but act exactly like boomers in every other way. Constant fighting and arguing. they just CANNOT accept when they are wrong or not in charge.

I worked in offices with ONLY millennials, it was heavenly. everyone was competent, or asked for help. and they got help instead of jeering. there were no fights, no screaming, no crying.

>>63872158
>as a
Shut the fuck up. Nobody is ever what they say they are when they open with those two words.

>>63866751
>that
>classy
I've never seen a cringier and more desperate cry for help in my life anon

>>63866668 (OP)
>advertising a 50 year old platform that's less capable than a F16 while being 3x as expensive
kek

>>63866668 (OP)

>>63872042
France has a very strong sense of "our stuff, our culture" just like Japan, it's just that along with croissants and baguettes part of that culture is importing millions of Africans and burning the country to the ground.

>>63871353
F35a operational range exceeds super hornet and f16 range, so I'm not sure why it needs more.

>>63868757
lmao attardé
La France de Brazzaville à Saigon

>>63866668 (OP)
How do the Frenchies cope that their wunderwaffen got shot out of the sky by chink hardware?

>>63872158
>they never understand why they don't get promoted
I've found that if you do a lot more than you're expected to do, you just get more work. Being a busy bee doesn't get you promotions, because you're just proving that you're happy to do 110% effort work for shit pay. You have to play politics and make friends (as much as anyone at work can be a friend) to get promotions. Also being the go-getter can backfire as managers above you can get scared that you're trying for a promotion before they're ready to move up and will find ways to throw roadblocks in your way or outright get your fired. That's why it's generally safer and quicker to job hop to get better pay and titles.
I'm not surprised that Zoomers just don't care, because in 90% of jobs by the time you've gotten enough promotions to actually think about buying a home and settling down you're pushing 35-40. Then you're stuck paying a mortgage and raising autistic kids for the next 30 years until you gracelessly expire. Honestly the whole American Dream of being constantly in debt and working overtime to get table scraps is so depressing that a large part of this generation doesn't even want to participate.

>>63872134
>>63873307
Here's your (you)

>>63871644
Iranian Air Force

>>63873383
why?

>>63871824
As if. It had its moment and it failed. You never get it's reputation back.

>>63871824
Truly the potential man of jet fighters
>imagine if it was piloted by jeets
>if only the enemy didn't have a airforce just like those thirdies we bomb in africa
>imagine if it had x

>>63873462
The F16 got shot down by a mirage 2000, therefore it's absolute dogcrap

>>63873307
The chinks airplane must have a scat fetish, given that their first time involved sticking it in a poo.

>>63873495
>french girl that is into scat play
Hot. you just know that bitch is crazy in bed

>>63873503
Poos aren't French.

>>63866668 (OP)
>PL-15s your diddly-hole

>>63873089
La France de Louisiana à la Territoire de Kouang-Tchéou-Wan

>>63873514
Rafale is a indian plane?

>>63867253
Herro!

>>63870198
>Gripen has American engines.
It would probably cost less than 300 million Euros for SAAB to re-engineer the Gripen E to use either the EF2000's or the Rafale's engines.

>>63873488
It is. the paki air force chief was a mirage 2000 pilot back in the day and he said in a interview that Mirage is better overall than the f-16

>>63873518
It's the man, not the machine.

>>63873531
Pakistan never operated the mirage 2000, they operated mirage 3's.

>>63873540
oh right forgot about that. but yeah the air chief said that Mirage>f-16 but he also said that rafale is a great plane and it's india fault for it performing badly

My king!
The French are genuinly the most based military in europe and SHOULD be at the helm instead of the Germans (Most patetic indecisive retarded russia-apeasing retards on the fucking continent)
fite me Gros tas!

>>63873755
You can't blame the Germans for that. They've been shamed by every other western country for 80 years for certain reasons. It's not even a meme. They're deathly afraid of nationalism, militarism and anything that can be perceived as escalation, because they'll be called nazis.
Of course, there is something smolder behind their facade...

>>63866668 (OP)
>Secure our Europe
Wow, what a dogwhistle!

>>63867317
You forgot the F-16s that are absolutely dogwalking Iran right now as well

>>63872158
>GenX, we call them Xoomers
I call them xirs, since they're by and large the faggots who pushed and enabled all the tranny shit.

>>63873755
Half-based. Macron should be sent to Caienne, the Conseil d'Etat should be C4ed and the french monarchy restaured.

>>63866668 (OP)

>>63869356
Kek

>>63873307
That Chinese jet looks exactly like the F-16

>>63866668 (OP)
>Jeet hand of shit destroys a western company's reputation
Why does this happen so often?

>>63866668 (OP)
Our midget PM replied, leftist seething in the comments as usual

>>63866668 (OP)
>Are you man enough to answer?
I'm so manly my ASMPA-R dick even stronger

>>63870285
>Rafael
It's Rafale not Rafael, we're not Jews ok thanks

>>63867512
>buy Grippen
>take any decision US disagree of
>good bye engines! Don't ask for refund

>buy Rafale
>take any decision France disagree of
>it's your choice!

You need to go very, very far to upset France to the point they stop taking contracts from you.
The last time was Putin and his Poutine invading Crimea and they still pay back what was owned

>>63869345
As long as it's not as an American, it would be such a downgrade, can hardly do worse.

>>63870285
The M-88 are very efficient, but it's a small fighter compared to other country.
They put the extra range outside as an option rather than inside which would have made it much heavier.

Standard F5 is supposed to have conformal tank.

>>63869345
>reincarnated
I hope you get to be a cow in your next life too, Saar

>>63873089
Et ta mère la pute de Brest à Vladivostok.

>>63878443
>conformal tank
I HATE those. They ruined the F-16's aesthetics. They will ruin the Rafale's.

>>63866683
Same meme but less cringe. That pic is oozing boomer aura despite using a zoomer meme template.

>>63867317
The F-16 Sufas are doing most of the heavy lifting (they are the greatest fighter jet ever built)

>>63883841
bullshit.
sufas can't carry heavy ordinance. no 2,000 pounders, no albms, ...

>>63883859
They regularly carry 2,000 lb GBU-31(V)1 JDAMs. And not just the Sufas with their reinforced frames, this is common for other F-16 variants as well.

>>63880672
Conformal is superior and sexier, sorry not sorry

>>63880672
Low test fag

>>63880672
>>63878443
>Standard F5 is supposed to have conformal tank.
Actually, it's not a matter of standard.
Those conformal tank can be mounted on every Rafale. It's just that no one bought them, not even the French Air force.

>>63866668 (OP)
What's the ringtone?

A

>>63867265
Do you say that every time you walk onto a room or is it just for here?

>>63873383
Thank you, here's your L

>>63886711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9KS1CQmYc