>>63869761 (OP)โWeโre Coming to Fuck Your Islandโ
(As sung by the proud crew of the USS Get Bent, circa 1906)
[Verse 1]
Oh we sailed out east from Norfolk, boys,
With powder dry and steel,
The admiral said, โTheyโve mouthed againโ
Letโs teach 'em how to kneel.โ
The palms may sway, the drums may play,
But weโve no time to danceโ
So load the guns and signal them:
They wonโt get a second chance.
[Chorus]
Weโre coming to Fuck your island,
Anchors dropped at dawnโ
Your flag was flappinโ haughty,
Now itโs likely to be gone.
From reef to burning village,
Weโll be singing loud and strongโ
Weโre coming to Fuck your island,
And it wonโt take very long.
[Verse 2]
We brought some rum and liberty,
For any who behave,
But if you raise your voice again,
Youโll only find your grave.
You rattled at the Eagleโs perch,
Now feel the talonโs fallโ
We write our peace in cannon smoke,
And sign it on your wall.
[Chorus repeat]
Weโre coming to Fuck your islandโฆ
[Bridge]
So hereโs to brassy diplomats,
Who talk like theyโve got mightโ
Weโll show them what a warship means,
When stars and stripes ignite.