>>63869978 (OP)
ez

>>63869978 (OP)
A 50 gallon tub of run on tan lotion, Macho man sunglasses and a mullet. Guns are for pussies

>>63869983
I can imagine YN's discovering this and spraying people on the sidewalk from cars as they drive by

Here's the crew, we get any perp for $500 flat in cash five benjamins take it or lose it no negotiatin'
We go to afghaniraq, shyria, pakidont, even indina and east korea. Not detroit though, helll noo

>>63870085
>their theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBvFoZNOW0Y

>>63869983
If you're a criminal, carry your own and spray random people to inflate the number of suspects.
Typical tiktok memeshit.

>>63869978 (OP)
No, but if I had to for some reason my weapon would be a stick with some shit on the end of it. If the suspect didn't want to comply I'd wack them with it and rub it on their face.

>>63869978 (OP)
Jesus

Dog the bounty hunter is peak poverty porn /k/omfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJr0YdM-VY

>>63869983
>Why don't they just combine this foam spray with mace/an irritant?
>UK
Oh. So they can't even use pepper spray there?
The level of cucking in that country has never failed to amaze me.

Always wanted a net gun.

>>63869978 (OP)
No because you can't just kill them anymore. But if you could, my weapon of choice would be my Jericho 941, of course.

Is being a bounty hunter even fuckin lucrative at all? Is the juice worth the squeeze for these dudes? Seems like a shitty job with an insane amount of liability.

>>63869983
What if I just carried a can of spray paint instead?

>>63870940
They get a percentage fee of the bail amount (10-20% apparently) from the bondsman. If a fugitive is out on a million dollars bail, that's $200,000. Of course that's rare as shit that they could post $100k to a bondsman and means you'd be going after a fugitive with substantial assets. That means a lot of assets to sue your ass.
This is only speculation, but bounty hunters probably make their bones working long hours going after much smaller fry guys with no assets to hire lawyers with and a poor understanding of the system. A little money here, little money there.

>>63870940
In short; no it's not. You're right it's a terrible job.
The reason bounty hunting is attractive is that it's 'cool', it's easy most of the time, and it has a low barrier to entry.
The big problem is that if you are doing it full time you need to chase down almost all the bounties in an area (or areas) that have enough to sustain you. This means you're taking the dangerous and hard ones too.
If you just do it part time (and especially if you have the right connections) you can make a quick buck for grabbing a guy every once in a while. But if you live in some suburban or rural county you're probably just not going to have enough people jumping bail to be equivalent to a full-time job, even assuming you catch them all.
Basically the way to do it is being a former cop/PI with connections that just goes and picks up people who are non-violent at their (trap)house when they don't show up to court. Anything else they just ignore and they keep a dayjob.

>>63869978 (OP)
Generally not. The personal risk of injury or death is very high just to bring an accused to court so the bail bondsman doesn't lose the deposit.

>>63869978 (OP)
What is the thing(gun?) the guy on the right has in his holster?

>>63871123
>If you just do it part time (and especially if you have the right connections) you can make a quick buck for grabbing a guy every once in a while.
This. I knew a guy who made decent money grabbing the occasional bounty between repos.

>>63869978 (OP)
Guess I'm walkin'.

>>63869983

>I can’t believe they invented it

>>63870202
>t. never been there
It's so exhausting having to read stuff from people who get their information from the most unreliable sources for the sake of confirmation bias

>>63870940
Chasing retards down isn’t what’s lucrative. Those guys make basic security guard money and a lot of the times it’s just a side hustle for them. It’s getting criminals caught in essentially a cash out title loan on their home or car so they can get out of a cell.

>>63871474
Almost looks like a mark IV but I don't think it is

>>63869978 (OP)
>sledgehammer
>mountie hat, black shirt and plate carrier, and jeans
>sunglasses
the level of larp here is through the fucking roof
i cant tell if the faggot on the right thinks he's a drill instructor or a park ranger

>>63870996
it looks better in court, which is vital in bongland

>>63869978 (OP)
Serrated circular saw blade launcher(with rope to automatically winch back)/scythe
14 inch 44 magnum revolver
Break open grenade launcher
Leather trench coat
Fedora hat
Shoe knives
Ballistic stun knuckle dusters

>>63872116
the grip aint right

>>63869983
Is there a white version, cuz, well, you know

>>63870940
From a friend who actually did it for a living for a while, it depends. You have retards that are kitted out LARPing like cops because they couldn't pass the police exam then you had actual bondsmen like him who simply just went after them wearing a suit. Turns out, people on bail that actually need to be hunted down are a lot more privy to working with you when you're not looking like a fake cop and threatening them with pepperball guns like a fucking moron

>>63874524
just use bleach anon

>>63872120
I assumed he was larping as a rabbi.

Probably one of the worst jobs.

Imagine being a cop without backup that pursues trouble.
All the liability and requirement to properly arrest, but no help when things get violent, or after things are violent and the District Attorney is deciding whether to pursue charges. Along with civil lawsuits whether you do things wrong or not since anyone can sue.

You must be poor with few assets to be willing to assume the risk for the reward, and will remain poor after dealing with lawsuits. With a high chance of catching criminal charges if people don't agree with how some of your arrests go.

The big money for Dog was the tv deal which I am sure allows him to afford a small team.


>>63869983

Great now you just made it more likely someone else recovers your bounty or they turn themselves in and you get no payout. If you are close enough to use that it isn't going to assist in the apprehension and most of the work tracking them down and getting close is done.

>>63875234
>The big money for Dog was the tv deal
Actually he was a bondsman first and foremost, which is where the money is. He just grabbed the guys who jumped bail himself rather than contracting a third party.
Bondsman take 10% of bond as payment then put up the bond themselves, and keep the payment. So if your bond was $10k, you'd pay Dog (or another bondsman) $1k, and then they pay the court $10k. Once you show up to court (willingly or dragged in) they get their $10k back and keep your $1k. It's a bit risky since they're out the $10k if they can't track you down, but there are other things in place as well, like a co-signer they can garnish wages from or collateral that was put up. Overall it's basically a riskier version of payday loans (extremely high interest short term loans) but with much higher capital requirements.

>>63874555
>Turns out, people on bail that actually need to be hunted down are a lot more privy to working with you when you're not looking like a fake cop and threatening them with pepperball guns like a fucking moron
this, I was a probation officer for a while and we had to transition from business casual to tacti-cool over a few years. People where far more on edge when we would visit for a regular meeting wearing a vest and belt, before they'd offer us coffee and have us sit at the table for a conversation. Now they just stand at the door, a few inches open, hoping their neighbors don't see the two men in vests at their door. Like it makes sense, some of the neighborhoods we live in are YN filled, a lot of our offenders in the city are getting probation that would be a prison sentence in most sane courtrooms, and I'm not paid nearly enough to deal with a tweaker without a gun.

>>63870940
>job
>He doesn't like hunting nigger for free

>>63869978 (OP)

>>63876344
Do y-you hunt bois?

>>63870085
Why is their a random white chad

>>63875921
Yeah, my friend said that he's had it more than a few times that he'd simply know where who he's going after is and he'd just walk up to them and either ask to see them or outright just tapping on their shoulder and informing them to come with him. No issues and no scene to be made. I really wonder just how the fuck bounty hunters like the "pink pistols" of yore and outfits today even stick around with the inherent stigma of being kitted out being a "threat" to whoever they're trying to hunt down.
>I'm not paid nearly enough to deal with a tweaker without a gun.
And that's the thing. These guys aren't cops yet they're unironically risking getting shot when they're only legally able to be armed with a pepperball gun when doing their job as a bondsman. Why even do this? You'll need the police regardless

>>63876390
>>63875921
Why are people even skipping bail when they can pay the money and also won't put up a fight if a bondsman comes up???

>>63876384
Every crew needs a crazy white dude that'll bite your nose off and scare people

>>63876412
people who get caught committing crimes aren't usually known for being smart

>>63876412
A lot of junkies literally just forget, or can't get to the courthouse easily and give up.

>>63876390
>they're only legally able to be armed with a pepperball gun when doing their job as a bondsman
There is no way that I would chase down tweakers and retards without a CCW

>>63876412
>I'm a criminal
>I have to go to court on X date
>"shiet nigga I ain't got time fo' dat"
>>63877071
Almost all bail bond companies will not let you CCW explicitly due to the liability of it and to further drive home that you're not cops. Not to mention, bail bonds is also bread and butter for prohibited persons

>>63876344
its BOUNTY hunting not BOOTY hunting you goddamn retard

>>63875921
>I was a probation officer
Eww

>>63870019
Lmao

>>63876384
Grand wizard strategist.

>>63870202
Twat. If pepper spray were permitted it would be used by criminals.

a bullpup rocket launcher

>>63876384
He did it all for the nookie.

>>63870085
Can't forget the Bolt Force

>>63878022
Why do I recognise the tattoo on that guys hand?

>>63869978 (OP)
>What would be your weapon
MP-40 filled with non-lethal FMJ 9mm

>>63878040
oooh...

>>63869978 (OP)
Yes.
Disruptor rifle.

>>63870202
You're obligated to give a rapist at least 3 courtesy thrusts before asking them to stop. Doing otherwise is a hate crime with a stiffer sentence than the rape.

>>63872132
What if when the cops come to arrest you you just did what the Pakis do (beat the cop until he does the flappy hands thing, set his car on fire)?

>>63876412
My Dad went to his court date on time and wearing a suit which impressed the judge enough to comment on it. That's how low the bar is.

>>63869983
There is no way that's actually legal in the UK. You might be able to own it but if you used it on someone you're getting arrested for assault.

>>63878157
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>63870019
KEK

>>63877727
faggot cuck

>>63876344
>extra small

>>63877071
>>63876390
It's my understanding that, beyond company policy, bondsmen are allowed to carry firearms. The reason Dog didn't carry firearms is because he's a convicted felon.

>>63869978 (OP)
someone posted these in a 1911 thread awhile back and been lusting over them ever since

>>63870019
surprised this hasn't happened yet

>>63876384
diversity quotas

>>63878040
OG Hitman logo?

Sherifs, marshals, mercenaries, bounty hunters, government scum. My dog tannie don't know the difference

>>63869978 (OP)
Bounty hunters are fucking scum, especially in this day and age because anyone actually dangerous enough to justify this sort of treatment already has an army of cops on their ass. Modern bounty hunters are just glorified debt collectors.

>>63869978 (OP)
Absolutely not. I don't want to deal with potentially violent people or run the risk of getting something wrong without legal protection.

>>63878022
why the fuck does the guy on the right always have such constricted pupils in every photo?
does he have some sort of medical condition?

>>63869983
>>63878157
>There is no way that's actually legal in the UK.
Just sell it to Himba women.

>>63880794
are they hunting vampires?

>>63869978 (OP)
If it were conventional bounty hunting, I would focus more on information-gathering and then report the target to the authorities. Most bounty hunters can just give info to the authorities and collect bounties that way.
If I were in a somewhat "lawless" territory, I'd use my Beretta or perhaps carry a double-action-only snub nose revolver as well as heavy gloves for catching knife blades and punching.

>>63869978 (OP)
Bounty hunting is just a way to keep low-class trash occupied with hunting low-class trash so that there's 2X less trash fucking up society. As a bonus, sometimes trash gets killed.

>>63885908
Worse

>>63869978 (OP)
I bounty hunted exactly once. I used to work for a car repo company, and one of the guys I was partnered with was a licensed bounty hunter. Repos had been slow, and he offered me $200 to help him pick someone up. I said sure, he said cool, gave me an old cop surp vest and an 870 and told me to look mean and let him do the talking. I stood beside him and mean mugged a bunch of hoodrats while he convinced the dude it was better to come with us than wait for some trigger happy cop to come by. I got my $200, it was fun.

>>63880794
Silverballers. Nice. I need this as well.

>>63876384
Diversity hire

>>63888106
DAWG THE DAWG, THE BIG BAD DAWG
870 AND AN EXPIRED VEST DON'T WOOORK NO MO
DAWG THE DAWG, BOUNTY HUNTEEEER

>>63876412
Because it still cost money, it doesn't that our court system nickel and dimes you at every turn

>>63885794
those are contacts Anon

>>63888312
Pretty much, yeah. I was just there to look big and mean.

>>63888321
that was my first thought, but then I wondered why you'd want to look like that. I guess it does help strike fear into the people you're after though. that shit is uncanny.