Thread 63872609

Have you ever actually had to USE your guns?
Like actually draw them and use them when you are carrying?

Because I did for the first time today.

>hiking on a trail with my south east Asian friend from college
>he is new to America and staying with my family for a few weeks
>hear an absolutely ungodly scream
>more screaming! multiple women screaming for their lives!
>an animal attack? a psycho
>he wants to run away from it, tries pulling me back
>I draw the Baretta Bobcat I got as a high-school graduation present
>"no, someone's in trouble, we need to help them"
>run TOWARDS THE DANGER IM SO BAD ASS!
>IF I RUN TOWARDS THE DANGER JOIN ME! IF I RUN FROM DANGER, KILL ME! IF I DIE AVENGE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>there were a group of... fat women in yoga pants. screaming
>they weren't running from anything, they were just screaming
>they see me
>different screaming and running away

so i interrupted some kind of feminist scream therapy and had to talk to the park ranger about it. He said he understands my intentions, but shooting a wolf with a 22 is just going to piss them off, told me to get a real gun, something American instead of some "James bond euro bullshit". Personally I'm more worried about psycho people than wild animals.

It really impressed my friend though, he thinks I'm very brave, said it was exciting and he wants me to take him target shooting.

>>63872609 (OP)
fake and gay. kill yourself furfaggot

>>63872616
picture represents me and my friend. we are just close friends. very close. i have a gun so i don't care if you hate homos.

>>63872609 (OP)
Bold brave brilliant and thrilling a 10/10 must watch romcom of the century. Rotten tomatoes rated this 100% must watch. “The later sex scene was riveting or shall I say ribbed’d”

>>63872624
>i have a gun
I don't believe you

I pulled my gun while hiking once when an aggressive dog ran up out of nowhere, dragging a chain. But I ducked behind a tree first and it just stood on the other side barking at me, and its owner ran up about 15 seconds later, saw the gun aimed right at her precious little pitbull baby, and apologized profusely and told me how he's usually such a good gentle boy. She promptly reattached his steel muzzle and walked off

>>63872635
>She promptly reattached his steel muzzle and walked off
Kek

>>63872624
>>63872609 (OP)
Honestly I’m jealous, I want my German bf to come to me and shoot my guns together and have hot picnic woodsy brokeback mountain sex like you.
>but why
Why the Justin beaver and Chris ship?

>>63872662
that's not Justin Beaver

>>63872662
Dave the Nutria is a canonically gay character from the Sonic Boom universe.

>>63872683
Oh shit! Then who tf is the beaver? And which one are you?

>>63872662
and as for the "why" it's because he shoots things, he has several guns in the show.

>>63872696
I'm Dave. Becasue
A. I am taller
B. I have guns, like Dave

>>63872699
Alright… I get it, but why the shipping, why not another mobian.

>>63872609 (OP)
>bunch of fake gay shit i didnt read
Fascinating anon

Be honest anon, you just wanted to make this thread to share obscure sonic lore didn't you?

>>63872609 (OP)
Can we see a pic of your boyfriend?

>>63872724
Not op, this really isn’t obscure and if anything borderline not canon compared to other series.

frindly reminder that only mentally ill sexual deviants consume sonic media

>>63872731
I knew nothing about this Dave character or anything about sonic boom beyond a few clips, so I consider that obscure lore

>>63872736
OP here
yes

>>63872738
>>63872731
Sonic Boom is so different from every other sonic version. All the characters are several years older

Eggman is actually obsessed with sonic, and just trying to impress him.
Sonic and Amy are secretly dating but Sonic's ego is huge so he wants the attention from women of being single.
tails is going through puberty and gets a girlfriend.
>>63872704
DaveChris is the best shipping for two reasons
1. both are characters that only exist in one series, and are both in different series, so it's absolutely absurd to pair them together

2. every other pairing is full of foul sexual abuse artwork. but ChrisDave is just romantic stuff. it's nice.

>>63872738
he does talk about being gay in only one scene. But I think more was planned for the canceled season 3, Dave became a bigger part of the show as it went on. Same voice actor as sonic so he was cheap :^)

what's this gay furry art about

>>63873123
I heard screaming and drew my gun, only ton find it was some kind of women scream therapy thing. then i fucked a brown asian twink named Gary

>>63872609 (OP)
>no gun pic
>severely autistic sonic fan
>literal faggot
>fake and gay story

>>63872609 (OP)
i shot a shitbull while walking home from the a late night walk to the store, not much happened.

cop unloaded my magazine, checked serial number, no cuffs, let me walk and told me had to shoot a dog in that area before.

the ethnic owners were freaking the fuck out but the cop just ignored them.

>>63873297
CONTEXT: it tried biting me, forgot to mention that

>>63873297
>cop unloaded my magazine
Was your cop a boykisser or what? How did a cop get involved in the first place?

>>63872609 (OP)
>>63872856
I'm baffled after googling it to see this ship has more than one person talking about it and a not insignificant amount of art
Sonic autists are an industrious lot.
Seems cute tho, ngl

>>63873611
Tell me about it, but once you date a sonic autist you will be stuck in the Sonic zone where he takes up 1st place and he will always one up you with Sonic lore.

Yes.
>be me, 20. Engineering college
>finals week, running on caffeine and nicotine
>leaving library study session, barely starting to get dark
>get in my truck, main road is closed
>cut through some park roads, not a great area
>trees around, buildings and cameras are several hundred yards off
>kid, about 12 steps out in the road and just stands there for a second, staring at me
>honk my horn
>kid is still standing there
>he starts to lift his shirt
>mfw he has a purple SCCY in his waistband
>draw my G19 as his hand gets close to the pistol
>think "bullets go up shooting out, right?"
>red dot on his dick, about a pound before the trigger breaks
>he sees the pistol somehow through my windshield and runs off
>older 20s melanated fellow comes from behind a tree
>he's wearing a sheisty
>looks at me and walks in the direction the kid ran to
>put my pistol in the passenger seat and gtfo

Other time
>2am, leaving gf's apartment
>pull into a gas station
>start pumping gas
>probable cause mobile stops behind
>"AAY WHITE BOY LEMME GET NEXT"
>no one else at the station, like 10 pumps open
>"uhh. Aight"
>go back to minding my business
>he's still idling right behind me
>go to put the nozzle back
>"AAY"
>stop and look at him
>he hangs a knife out the window
>"I SAYS I GOT NEXT"
I'm fuckin retarded
>put the nozzle back, lift my shirt
>g19 and spare in the waistband
>"OH AIGHT WHITE BOY I SEE YOU"
>he drives off
>get back in my truck and leave"

You're all sick people.
I hope you all get cancer. Fuck youse all.
I put a curse upon you all.
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63872609 (OP)
>south east Asian friend
So an Indian. Fuck you anon.

>>63872609 (OP)
>actually draw
>Be me, mid-20's and working as an armed courier around 1990
>very unprofessional company
>the "armored cars" are Dodge B100's that had 1 inch plexiglass thrown over the windows on the inside, some fiberglass-looking stuff over the door panels
>a large box built of 1/8 inch torch-cut steel in the back for the jumper to work out of
>no ventilation/light back there in South Texas so no one used it, Jumpers operated out of the right seat.

That day
>Be driver
>sitting out front of First City with jumper inside dropping the deposits
>right door opens an drops multiple inches because worn hinges
>look over casually thinking jumper was back quick
>someone else is backing into the truck
>I can't see their hands but they're clearly holding something
>speechless
>quick look at left mirror to check if someone there. Nobody.
>draw DW 15-2 VH4 loaded with Federal 125gr SJHP from duty retention holster on my right
>now what? there's no way I can aim this thing that way without bending my wrist 90 degrees back.
>no time to switch hands as they're turning to their left and can fire in less than a second.
>make worst choice and settle on just brandishing
>They're turned now and I can see it's a woman
>>she makes a yipping sound and leaves post haste
Hindsight says it was a hooker looking for one of her regulars

>>63873856
Wrong south anon.
SEA is vietnam/indochina + filps and other island gooks

>>63872634
It's a utica gun

>racoon #1
Shot out of a tree with my Tokarev
>fox
Shot with my Tokarev, my cock in its mouth at the time
>racoon #2
caught in hand trap after it killed several of my chickens, pinned and finished with .22 (pic related)

I put down several of my cats and dogs over the years with a .22. It's gotten too hard lately though, now I just take them to the vet. I'm not sure it makes me feel any better.

Other than that, I've killed a hog and shot a coyote with a .45. The coyote I'm sure ran off and bled out, the hog started wobbling and then died twitching after rolling into a ditch. Both were on my jogging trail in the woods very early in the morning.

>>63872609 (OP)
>>63872624
>>63872683
>>63872693
>>63872699
>DAM NIGGA

>>63872635
Should have taken the shot

>>63872736
This but any SEGA property

>>63872856
>S>>63872856
onic boom
Isn't this the show that snuck in a chris chan joke?

>>63872856
>sonic boom
Isn't this the show that snuck in a chris chan joke?

>>63872609 (OP)
I was watching my parents house while they were on vacation last year, my sister lived there at the time but wasn't really around because of her job. She gets home late and goes to sleep, a few hours later I hear her scream. She comes running out saying she thinks someone is trying to break into the house. Cleared my parents house and their backyard with my VP9 that I brought with me. Actually kind of annoyed that the one time I've actually had to clear a house wasn't my own that I've practiced on for years.

>>63873756
Do you still live around niggers?

>>63884731
Moved to Baton Rouge and work in New Orleans for work. So much worse.

>>63886224
...stay safe out there, anon