LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS%20SF%20Prep%20Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg%3D%3D
Stew Smith Fitness
https://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps)

>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

Je ne mourrais pas pour Israel.

Not even going to touch the last thread

Navy RDC advice below. If anyone wants to add, feel free to share

>PACK LIGHT. A lot of people ask what they should pack. Use the little Navy drawstring bag they gave you & pack a few hygiene products in there. Anything else you might need will be provided to you the night of arrival or sold at the NEX. Save yourself the pain of having to carry a stuffed civilian backpack alongside all your military issued gear the day after graduation. It sucks.

>Peanut butter shot wasn’t as bad as some people might say. The soreness does suck though. It depends on the person but personally I wasn’t sore for long and neither was anyone else in my division.

>If you aren’t a good runner or just aren’t physically fit in general, aim to be better each time you do PT. Hydrate like your life depends on it, & choose the healthier options at the galley. I know the oven baked chicken at chow looks delicious, but lay off of it for now. You’re basically being paid to get stronger.

After P-Days, time goes by WAY faster. I promise. Next thing you know you’re rehearsing graduation. It’s a good feeling.

>>63874360
Would like to add that if you’re going in as E-1/E-2 and want to rank up during boot camp, I would recommend learning the chain of command and general orders because they make you take the test on the second(?) day there. No retakes.

What's going on with Col. Nathan McCormack?

Anyone know if you can get the associates from DLI after graduating if you're still active duty? Don't have college credits yet and I'm getting conflicting info from reddit

>>63874360
Any advice on healing anal fissures?

>>63874380
How exactly are you tested on it, is it a written test?

>>63874403
No, you can't. Whoever told you that you can was just fucking with you.

>>63874411
It's an oral exam.

>>63874410
Wrong branch, try asking a Marine

>>63874411
Yes. It’s on like day 2. It’s rank and recognition and general orders. All shit you should have been doing in DEP it’s definitely in the packet they give you. Learn it well for free promotion during boot.

>>63874403
Looks like you can as long as you're still active but according to reddit good fucking luck reaching anyone at DLI after you leave
>To apply for your AA degree, submit your AA degree application and proof of service before sending transcripts (proof of service includes LES or Military ID card – see application for details). All documents must be received by the DLIFLC Degree Office before the student leaves federal service. Students are not notified when transcripts are received and are encouraged to email the DLIFLC AA Degree Office aadegree@dliflc.edu to check on the status of their file
>https://www.dliflc.edu/administration/registrar/aa-degree/

>>63874425
>wrong branch
>Navy
lol get real sailor

>>63874430
>according to reddit
lol

>>63874430
Good heads-up, thank you!

>>63874403
You have to apply your credits/whatever the damn process is to the DLIFLC and then they will award you with an associates degree of the arts. How this process works is beyond my scope but I’m sure it’s not too difficult.

>>63874445
>the DILF LLC

>>63874425
Thanks for the info. Unfortunately still waiting on a medical waiver, so haven’t been given anything yet.

>>63874360
What rate are you and why did you choose the Navy? Just curious. I’m also going Navy but I’m going to OCS this September.

>>63874360
Boiled eggs and fruit in the morning. Tuna and salad for lunch and dinner unless they have the fish or the actual baked chicken. Then cheat meal for breakfast on Sunday. It’s a protein cheat code for free(yes it doesn’t taste great but neither does 90% of the shitty food they give you, nothing mustard and tobasco can’t fix).

Remember gents, you're fat because of WHAT you eat, not HOW you eat.

>>63874452
Will you be sad to see the Nimitz go within the next few weeks?

Welcome to /MEG/!
Step 1: Don't!
And that's it

>>63874455
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

>>63874457
Shoo ahmed! Shoo!

>>63874471
Are Ahmed and Robert friends? Where does Dante fit into all of this?

>>63874452
I signed as AECF wanting FC strand, currently waiting post-grad to head to A-school. I joined because I didn't like the culture of some of the other branches but enjoyed learning the history of the Navy. I don't know jack about OCS, sorry.

>>63874471
Whoops, my mistake
Sprint to your nearest recruiter and join the war effort
It's your patriotic(and manly) duty to pick up a rifle and fight for your country

>>63874481
real shit. welcome to the service brother.

>>63874481
Genuinely wish that were the case. Gramps got to fight commies, dad got to fight ragheads, and I get to watch paint dry.

>>63874487
When did you realize you had the desire to kill?

>>63874492
Saw a lot of war movies growing up and wanted to star in my own

>>63874500
Damn that's sad lol

>>63874474
Yo wanted to give some pep talk since you are heading to A/C School soon

I know they told you, in boot that A-school is waaaay better and it's not. Take it one day at a time. Enjoy the friendships you'll make. Keeping busy helps too, so volunteer a lot. Study a lot. And remember impermanence. None of us will grow old and finish out our lives here. It will pass and it will end. If you're struggling, lean on family, shipmates and maybe even chaps. Don't give up. Keep going! And when all else fails... Lean on spite to get you through it. Because anger is one hell of a motivator.

>>63874487
You chose god’s greatest MOS (19k…or 19c I guess) and not 11b, right anon? You didn’t enlist to be a war fighter just to leg it everywhere, right?

>>63874514
>enemy spotted

>>63874474
>>63874512
Oh, and never forget why we do this: the financial benefits.

>>63874452
Which community did you apply to?

>>63874551
33-F

>>63874550
Oh I know. My cousin bounced out a year ago and just had his firstborn. He has a house, paid his truck off, and is the only one in our family under 25 making over 70k/yr. Just trying to follow in his path!

>>63874563
No, your naval community, not your age and gender lmao

>>63874577
UA-5D1

>>63874566
I've always found it cute that people pretend there's a difference between a professional all-volunteer army and a mercenary force.

>>63874584
Are you the guy that hangs around these threads instead of spending time with his wife like a good husband?

>>63874593
No, this is Patrick.

>>63874588
Mercenaries are cooler imo if you think the US military is a mercenary force then that makes them sound cool, like Wagner

>>63874551
I’m going into Supply

>>63874603
What's Wagner?

>>63874588
That's because you're a retard I guess

>>63874605
Very nice! You probably won't meet very many others on the island with the same designator, so network with everyone you can because the community is small enough that you'll have a better chance of staying in touch, unlike SWOs.

>>63874613
What are SWOs?

>>63874608
Merc org that Monke squashed and redistributed on front lines after killing their leader. In Russia's case, mercs and army really did become one in the same

>>63874613
Ya I’m already pretty certain most of my OCS class will be SWOs. I feel kinda bad for those guys and girls desu, I’ve only heard awful shit about that community online.

>>63874624
>Monke
What does that mean?

>>63874625
It's a mixed bag but that is because there is less certainty of what class of ship AND what department they will be starting out in. Past your first sea duty, your career will be smooth sailing (pun intended). Look forward to getting 6 figure offers thrown at you after you finish your ADSO

>>63874626

>>63874438
You realize reddit is a vastly superior source of information for military than these shitty generals, right?

>>63874324 (OP)
Hey /meg/, let me know if you have any questions about being an FMF Corpsman, or commissioning from the enlisted side, especially if you want to be an aviator. For background I was a Corpsman for just under 10 years having spent my time in the fleet in infantry units, shore duties and ultimately commissioning earlier this year.

Why was a new thread made? Who even makes these threads? Lmao

>>63874646
Honestly, the OP should have links to the major recruitment-friendly subreddits as they are a great repository of knowledge and the resident troll is permabanned from Reddit

>>63874650
>old thread begins to get stale
>new thread is made
/meg/ is one of the most consistent threads on this board. Even the troll steps up and makes the thread if nobody else gets to it. The whole community here really cares about the continuity

>>63874653
All of them should be in the OP except r/USMCboot. /meg/ does not support enlistment or commissioning into the USMC

>>63874659
The thread wasn't even at bump limit...

>>63874650
>Who even makes these threads?
The Israeli embassy in D.C. most likely.

>>63874677
Oh, poor baby, do you want to go tell the mods?

>>63874683
What was the point if making a new thread? Is it because people were shitting on the military on the last one, recrooter? ): poor baby

>>63874737
You can post the picture you preselected right here if you really really really need to post it. Sorry I cucked you (again), just felt like good old times, raising your cortisol levels. The sooner you die, the sooner your wife gets to spend all of your money, so it's a win-win

>>63874649
Is the promotion rate really that awful for HMs? On Reddit they make it seem like you’ll be a permanent E-5.

Is there anything you can do to make yourself more competitive for promotion or are you cooked

>>63874785
What are you even on about? Lol

>>63874324 (OP)
This thread isn't about weapons

>>63874809
This board is barely about weapons.

Mmmm... I'm gonna..I'm gonna.. C-... I'm gonna CLEP!!!!! I'm gonna CLEP all over the place.

>>63874809
>the military has nothing to do with weaponry

We cannot, in good faith, be this retarded.

>>63874799
Yeah, pretty much. My buddy made E-5 in the reserves. You cannot expect to make HM2 in your first contract no matter how high speed you are or if you take on collaterals every weekend

>>63874818
He knows better, but he's just asking for me to repost this image because he's desperate to get this thread to 300 so he can post his silly little /pol/ picture

>>63874818
This is a recrootment thead. It has no discussion about the actual military

>>63874825
>pic
Lol this place is glowie central

>>63874830

>discussing joining the military isn’t actually discussing the “actual military”

Okay, you’re at least earnestly retarded. Here is your (you), you’re welcome.

>>63874799
Its really not so bad if you study. The thing with our advancement rate, in my opinion is that people see that our quotas are a bit tight, and then they don't bother studying at all. a few months later after the exam and they act like they have the right to be pissed off at the system when all they did is some half hearted study of a quizlet they found online that they didn't even make two weeks before the exam. If you study early when the advancement bibliographies are released, and you study frequently, as in an hour or two a day, you'll be fine. All you have to do is score better than the assholes who didn't bother. The people on reddit who complain about it are the types I've seen all too many times in the fleet. They do their job reasonably well, but also don't feel like they should have to study/be tested for subjects that are outside of their immediate scope (such as lab, dental, supply or medical programs) and then get mediocre scores. Speaking from experience, I picked up E-4 within my first year in the fleet (then you had to take advancement exams for HM3), E-5 when I hit my 6th year (I was really happy as an HM3 with the Marines, didn't want to advance and not get to be a line HM), and then E-6/HM1 when I hit 8 after being waived TIR requirement. All from the exam, never pursued MAP. Ironically, when advanced to HM1 the quotas were the easiest at around 11% (at that grade), when I picked up HM3 they were around 3%, and HM2 around 1-2% IIRC. HM is a very big rate, so don't let the quotas discourage you.

>>6387484
just ignore him

>>63874846
>discussing joining the military isn’t actually discussing the “actual military”
It's not, retarded recrooter. Especially when you idiots are dishonest about the actual experience and prospects people can expect in the military.

>>63874869
And you are speaking from what experience?

>>63874869
Dishonest about what? The OP begs you not to join Navy Nuke (true), everyone on /meg/ will shit on you for considering the marines (true), and call you a bumbling dumbass for enlisting as infantry, BM, or security forces (true). And what does this have to do with /meg/ not being about weapons? I already know you’re stupid but at least don’t forget about what you were originally talking about 10 minutes after your first post.

>>63874894
When you consider this individual's motivations, his actions line up. His objectives are simple

>obfuscate valid information by lying—see >>63874420 >>63874416 >>63874584
>ensure the OP picture is overtly political and demotivational in nature, ideally dickriding Pete Hegseth or Oskar Dirlewanger and depicting all non-White males in negative light
>reduce desire to participate in /meg/ through unprovoked belligerent behavior to all participants

His end goal? /meg/ is just him ranting about Jews and trannies for 300 straight posts, then making another thread and renewing the cycle. His original goal was to hurt recruiting, but he's moved the goalpost now that years have gone by and his efforts have demonstrably been for nothing.

>>63874867
Do you get to pick whether you want blue or greenside HM or is that chosen for you

>>63874869
This statement kind of ruins your credibility. Unless you were expecting everyone to talk about how they inevitably deal with stupid people, cleaning, or painting at some point in their careers, not much of what is normally said in these things is embellished. The military opens many doors for those who start with few.

>>63874894
>you were originally talking about 10 minutes after your first post
What are you on about? You recrooters really need to realize that everyone you disagree with, is in fact, NOT 1 person lol

>>63874940
>ignore retarded CoC
>ignore horrible supervisors everyone will inevitably deal with
>ignore the potential for shitty assignment
>ignore the prospect of becoming stagnant in your career if your leadership doesn't like you
>ignore all the obnoxious careerist you will inevitably deal with
>ignore the potential for shitty dorm/living situations
>ignore the rampant alcoholism that's prevalent in all branches(maybe not CG)
>ignore the diminishing number of Whites and males
>ignore the fact we might be in another forever war in the desert soon
But, yeah, there is potential to make something out of the military if you stick to it lol

>>63875025
Again, from what experience are you speaking from?

>>63875025
>ignore retarded CoC
True of real life corporate structure
>ignore horrible supervisors everyone will inevitably deal with
See above
>ignore the potential for shitty assignment
Unique for the military, at least you get extra pay for shitty assignments
>ignore the prospect of becoming stagnant in your career if your leadership doesn't like you
Completely the same as non military corporate work
>ignore all the obnoxious careerist you will inevitably deal with
See above
>ignore the potential for shitty dorm/living situations
Average home ownership age is pushing 50, most enlisted age men are sub 25. Do the math. Shitty dorm quality is a true fact though and is possibly the best thing this administration is trying to fix.
>ignore the rampant alcoholism that's prevalent in all branches(maybe not CG)
Do you even have real life friends?
>ignore the diminishing number of Whites and males
Still true with non military life and I’m not exactly sure how you conflated this as a military problem
>ignore the fact we might be in another forever war in the desert soon
Real fact, only non bullshit thing you said

I’m starting to think you’re just generally unhappy with your own life, anon. Most of these were just you projecting your feelings using military terms.

>>63875044
>nooo civilian life also deals with the same things
You're clearly a careerist that's never actually worked on the civilian side. You brush off alcoholism like weekly DUIs is just common workplace practice. You conveniently ignore the fact most people in the military develop a drinking problem because they're miserable. You will never hear someone get out and say they regretted not staying in longer. You try to equate all the downfalls you experience in the military as things you encounter in the civilian side too, which again, speaks to your careerist mentality trying to justify your own situation of staying in. Most of what I addressed isn't unique or a one-off situation, but you can continue to act like it's definitely totally the same on the civilian side if it makes you feel better. There's a reason most people are 1 and done in the military.

I'm beginning to think you're generally unhappy with your life and come to these threads to delude yourself into believing you've made the right choice staying in lol

please god ground invasion & ill go 11B please god

>>63875137
It's you again
See
>You're a gargantuan faggot for wanting us to go back into a forever war in the desert. Even if we do go to war, you would never see combat with modern wartime. Faggot.

>>63875128
>Most of what I addressed isn't unique or a one-off situation

Which means everything you tried to pass off as a military problem is not, in fact, unique to the military and is paralleled in non military careers as well. There is no way you just wrote an entire pity party post only to fuck your own argument in the middle of it. Save your bitter bitch monologue for the therapist bro.

Also there is nothing wrong with being one and done. The military is built up essentially like a pyramid scheme and plans around, and probably intends, for a lot of one contract wonders.

>>63875128
>I'm beginning to think
X for doubt

>>63875177
>Which means everything you tried to pass off as a military problem is not,
Stopped reading since you're too obtuse to keep up with a conversation. Do I need to specify most of what I addressed isn't unique or one-off in the military? Sorry i had to clarify that for you, mr recrooter careerist.

>>63875177
*not unique to the military

Though, regarding a Middle East forever war I do owe you an apology. I did not expect you to be Nostradamus and guess trump was going to strike Iran within 20 minutes of your post. You got me there.

>>63875183
I know. Someone in the military actually thinking for themselves? It is hard to believe.

>>63875192
>I did not expect you to be Nostradamus and guess trump was going to strike Iran within 20 minutes of your post
Jesus fucking Christ

>>63875147
i could at least say i tried, faggot

>>63874324 (OP)
I'd rather you guys just killed yourselves instead of enlisting but if you won't do that I hope I at least get to kek at videos of you guys dying in ww3. Please God let me be able to see this country walk itself off the ledge. Please God

>>63875235
Yes im sure god will look favorably upon his least favorite schizoid looking forward to the deaths of his country men.

>>63875258
I'm his favorite I think

>>63875258
God hates this country btw. We really are the big Satan

>>63875235
You're the good guy?

>>63875258
God loves the abortion addicts
God loves the usury addicts
God loves the porn addicts
Please God ww3

>>63875288
No, I don't actually think I live in a Disney movie, you low IQ military faggot lmao

>>63875288
The good guys do what we did in Ukraine, right nigger brain dip shit?

>>63875327
>he thinks I, or anyone else, should take any side in a brother war

Hey look, if there's one upside for you, if this Iran thing gets serious, you'll get to dust off your old "you'll get your legs blown off" line lmfao

>>63875335
>Taking a side is the same thing as purposefully prolonging so people die. That's one of those good buddy type moves
>Taking a side equals preventing peace to my black nigger brain

>>63875025
You're assuming a career greater than 4 years. There's a reason people emphasize that it's a CHOICE. Moreover, bone of your retorts conflict with my point: joining the military opens doors for those who have very few.

>>63875327
>>63875312
And meltie. How many more years of bumping this thread?

>>63875381
I hardly ever post on k. It isn't the same person... It's more of an every six months ordeal

>>63875335
>brother war
This is some of the dumbest /pol nigger globalist shit.

>>63874360
>If anyone wants to add, feel free to share
Don't be scared of the communal showers. Wash your fucking ass boot, you smell like shit.

>>63875394
Funny, the last guy said the same thing, and so did the last one... and the other one too...

>>63875394
Amazing how frequently this is said

>>63875415
Are you stupid boomer? I was in the last thread towards the end. Today only. There was already deleted posts when I started. Believe it or not there is more than one person on this forum that doesn't care for these glownigger threads

>>63874799
>Is the promotion rate really that awful for HMs?
Yes lol. You have to really be a bad motherfucker to get ahead or just keep re enlisting. One of my rdcs in boot camp was an hm1, rtc was his first shore duty. He was fmf with a combat aircrewman badge so I imagine that helped a bit.

>>63875424
But only one that obsessively posts in them and ALWAYS replies to me, no matter what I say to him.

Tell you what, why don't you provide your predictions about this whole Iran thing, since you seem so confident about everything you say.

>>63875472
For what it's worth in the person who would post atlas pistols in the pistol thread. Did this other fella have those too?

>>63875472
I hope it escalated and gets away with us
I hope it starts a large war that we lose quickly
After losing, I hope the sentiment in the country gets bad enough for real change

>>63875486
Post them here

>>63875497
No that's okay I don't post firearms here since getting a door knock :)

>>63875446
Do you know any other rates with bad promotion rates?

>>63875497
Erebus and nyx

>>63874324 (OP)
I thought this was AI generated at first.

>>63875496
Ok so what does escalation look like? How large of a "large war" are we talking? And what does "real change" mean? Plenty of people said Trump and Pete Hegseth was "real change", but is that the case for you?

It's not too late. Unless you're particularly draftable. Are you ready to win hearts and minds in the sandbox for the next 20 years, again?

>>63875508
Did it have anything to do with that time you went absolutely psycho and I had no choice but to get the authorities to visit you before you acted on your urge to commit a mass shooting?

>>63875538
Sir I have no idea. I was never in the military and don't fetishize it. I only got into guns because of covid. I have no secret Rambo fantasy or anything. If they can fuck up shipping and oil prices they should do that. And then after a spike, they should flood it to get the prices low enough our domestic producers can't compete since we need a decent oil price to make it worth the squeeze

>>63875551
No it was something about responding to antifa people I believe. I don't believe in retarded random shootings. That doesn't accomplish anything

>>63875513
My information is outdated because I got out back in 2021, but I recall IC having a pretty abysmal advancement rate. GSM was pretty bad for a while. Any "popular" rate could have shitty advancement quotas. The easiest way to find out is to look up the most recent exam cycle results, and that'll break it down by rate and you can see what the quotas were for each rank, how many sailors were eligible, and how many of them actually got advanced.

>>63875560
Doesn't this affect you too? Or are you "well-prepared"?

>>63874936
I wouldn't say pick in it's truest sense, but basically. Going out of school, your preferences play a small part when weighed with your academic ranking. You first duty station could very well be a hospital or clinic, as the idea is that it's beneficial to send junior Corpsmen to these types of duty stations to gain some skills. Your first set of orders will be two years. Once you're a year out from when you are supposed to transfer/PCS, you will actually get to pick your next duty station based on what's available. My advice there would be to research which units interest you. Some common mistakes I see with this are junior corpsmen thinking greenside/FMF is all the same experience, so I'll see in their selections that they want very large organizations like a Marine Division, or Air wing, or CLB - doing this you could wind up anywhere from a field hospital, to an artillery unit, engineer unit or helicopter squadron. What I recommend is if you want to go to an infantry unit, find out what their names are (such as 2nd, 6th, and 8th Marine regiments on the east coast) and to be more selective from there.
>>63875025
I've been blessed with good unit leadership. As far as shitty supervisors, just be better than them. Most of those things you've mentioned can be overcame individually.

>>63875617
>>63875617
Financially I'm prepared much better than most. Not at all prepped for a stupid shtf thing if that's what you're getting at. But that doesn't matter as long as the change that's needed comes. I'm not that important of a person. Fixing it is much more important than me.

>>63875862
So... you've got nothing. Figured as much. You've let this place take up time that you could have used to benefit you and your wife. I hope this country continues to survive and that you die old and just as fearful of what hasn't come to pass. I hope your last words have the same energy as "2 more weeks"

>sign as 11b
>do fucking nothing for 4 years because I was a gay leg
>reclass to intel
>graduate AIT
>war declared on iran literally the next fucking month
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63875415
>everyone i disagree with is 1 person

>drop out of college to enlist
>fight in iraq
>lol it was for NOTHING
>same shit different country apparently
i cannot tell you how wasted those years of my life were compared to what i could have been doing at home, i strongly urge you guys to reconsider dying for israel

shit saying that 20 years ago was conspiracy theory, now its open fact, i fucking hate this timeline

>>63875995
>i cannot tell you how wasted those years of my life were compared to what i could have been doing at home, i strongly urge you guys to reconsider dying for israel
working 2 jobs so i can barely afford rent & a car payment to israelis? i at least dont have to pay rent in the army

>>63873922
>>63873832
>>63869233
>>63875007
>>63875986

>>63874621
>being this new
Surface warfare officers

>>63876173
What's your point, schizo recrooter?

>>63875995
Based truther. Thank god i get out this year. I do not want to be involved with Israel anymore than I already am.

>>63876483
It’s 10PM. Time for bed, Robert

>>63876497
Hey recrooter schizo. No idea who you're talking about

dead board

>>63875995
>shit saying that 20 years ago was conspiracy theory, now its open fact
Some people join out of a sense of duty, others just want to do soldier shit for the sake of doing soldier shit. Just about every race but pajeets and maybe chinese come from a lineage of violent warriors who did literal human sacrifice (spics), slave trades (africans) or conquest (humans)

It's on in Iran.

If I get stationed abroad, can I still do AP exams? I want to earn some calc-based physics credits.

>>63876881
I don't know, but AP is a fucking scam. Dual-enrollment is the way to go.

Check the uni you want to attend and whether they will accept AP credits. I know specifically for Physics it's worth checking. Most schools don't accept them if you're doing anything STEM related.

>>63876881
Just use TA and take actual college courses instead.

>>63877112
>>63876947
No good. If I'm abroad I still wanna do college. It's a rare thing to find online calculus based physics courses where lab credits are added. Moreover, I don't think I'll have enough time to adhere to a class schedule if I'm gonna do stuff like duty rotation, deployment, or whatever pops up. I can see myself getting leave approved for the day(s) I sit for an AP exam ($99 ea), but I don't know that the same can be said for taking a 3-4 month long class for 5 days a week (typically $200 in books). TA can be better spent on any online math, social science, or language courses.

>>63874481
>pick up a rifle and fight for your country
My country isn't Israel, though.

>>63875981
>reclass to intel
Let me guess, 35F?

>>63877316
The only AP credit that transferred for me (to a state university) was my APUSH class because I got a 5 on the exam. Most upper end colleges will only accept the credits if you received a perfect score so study hard I guess.

If you’re in the Navy, Marine, CG look into the UNCC they have free community college programs. Very limited in class selection but it’s an option

>>63877598
I already know the institution I will get my degree from accepts AP classes as credits so long as I get a 4 or higher. Moreover, you missed the part where I emphasized NOT focusing on getting into classes. If you don't know if they do AP abroad at bases just say so man.

>>63874324 (OP)
lol slavey wagies go fight for Jews lmaooooo
Muh "patriotism". Jewish puppets everywhere!

>>63877407
You're speaking english, so yes it is
Now enlist or bite my boot, goy

>>63878662
Robert, stop responding to yourself

Just wanted to stop by to say fuck you retards, little brother is still shipping out to Qatar while we're actively dick waving on behalf of Israel. Every one of you is a faggot fucking coward and you deserve the eternal pits of hell if only they were real. This thread is a blight on /k/.

>>63879004
Thanks for the free bump! Don't forget all links in OP are working and great resources for those who want to join up!

24
If you told me four years ago I would heavily be considering joining the army now I would have said bullshit, no way.
I've been destitute for way too long now. No long term goals in life, only an associates because college drop out, 0 social life, family is confused why I'm not further along in life.
Even though I'm older than the average recruit I'm not unfit or lazy. I work out 6 days a week. I'm tolerant of having very little in life and barely if ever complain.
Maybe this is the wrong place to ask but tell me why I shouldnt want to join the Army? I think I'm a good fit.
Everyone I know who served didnt regret it except my uncle who got cancer from an iraq burn pit while on deployment.

>>63879068
You're going to get a response from somebody who has not served ranting about things he never experienced, fueled solely by anti-semitic rage. Just wanted to give you a heads-up.

For a genuine answer, the reasons NOT to join are when you already have what the Army would be able to help you acquire. Are you a home owner with a well-paying job that you obtained with certifications and/or college education? If so, you'd be doing it solely out of patriotism and wouldn't be asking. It sounds like you don't have these things, so if you would like to have them, the Army will help you get there. If you don't want your life to change, then just keep doing exactly what you are doing.

>>63879068
Yep, what >>63879099 said. If you're a complete fucking retard with no discipline or ability to just go work a job at Walmart or a warehouse, signing up for the military will 180 your life completely with no possible downsides. Enlist today, patriot!

>>63879106
The disdain you have for the lower class must come from a deep insecurity from your personal upbringing in a poor Midwest state

>>63879116
Are you trying to pretend that the US military is a golden highway from poverty to the middle class? That does not align with reality at all whatsoever.

>>63877556
No, 35N.

>>63879136
I'm sure you have plenty of pre-prepared and curated resources at your disposal to make your case, but the great part about living in the 21st century is that everybody can talk to people with relevant knowledge and get their personal experience, which you evidently lack. The military is one of the best-known avenues to go from poor to middle class, and you would either have to be a foreigner or deliberately disingenuous to dismiss this. In either case, you have nothing to provide here but vitriol, which undermines any credibility you wish to convey in your efforts to... do what exactly?

>>63879154
>pre-prepared and curated resources at your disposal to make your case
>says the recruiter copying and pasting from previous threads
Not reading anything else you said since you're arguing in bad faith. Just accept that there will be some posts you don't like in the thread and stop clutching your pearls faggot.

>>63879165
Oh, I have long accepted that you are here forever. That's why I make fun of you for coming here just to talk to me. You could just make your own threads but they always die or get deleted, so you ride my coattails

>>63879176
Oh you're having another schizophrenic break where you believe the one and only person that has ever said something negative about military enlistment is your own personal demon. I'm not getting pulled back into an entire day of back and forth with you, but it's good to know that you even spend your Sundays having these episodes. It almost makes me feel bad for you.

>>63879189
Cool, so we won't be seeing any rants or you pretending to be a service member today? I'm sure your wife will be grateful that you chose to spend today with her.

Which branch should I join if I want to die in Iran?

>I'm not going to waste my day on /meg/
>didn't even last 20 minutes
Habits take 2 weeks to form but even longer to break. I tried helping you by not posting here for damn near half a year, but when I came back, I saw that you were still here looking for me.

>>63879295
cope

>>63879318
This has not and never will do anything but prove that you are the 1 person. Robert, are you skipping church just to talk to me?

>>63879323
I bet you think I'm under your bed at night lol. Rent free.

>>63879323
>>63879329
Also, I asked you to stop posting my real name and doxing me. It's fucked up and against the rules.

>>63879329
I appreciate how you are projecting what you think of me.
>I am your personal demon
>I live rent-free in your head
>I am the antithesis of all you think you believe

It brings a smile to my face to know that I could die tomorrow and you would still think I'm talking to you years later. I know I have buckbroken you because I know you accuse other people of being me, while I ALWAYS manage to find you, even on the sharty JFL

>>63879354
>the sharty JFL
the what?

>>63879357
>reading my entire post and responding within 30 seconds
See how enraptured you are in my every word? Hypnotized by my presence? You are the only man I've ever met who is okay with me talking in such a disrespectful manner about his fat, neglected wife, and that is because you crave my attention and will accept the degradation I rain down upon you just for another certified (You)

>>63879371
what is "the sharty JFL"? Like the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal?

>>63879379
How do you feel about me insulting your wife JFL

>>63879387
What does JFL mean?

>>63879392
Robert, honestly, this "what does X mean?" or "what is X" baiting that you are doing is probably the first genuine improvement on your trolling style I've seen in all of our years going at it. It's an adaptation to getting jannied thousands of times, and I appreciate seeing you finally begin to learn from your mistakes.

>>63879403
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME ON HERE

>>63879404
Robert, just accept the compliment with gratitude. They don't compliment people in East Peoria, IL?

>>63879421
>You will not post or request personal information ("dox")

>>63879427
The mods hate you and have done nothing despite your repeated reports. Can't say I blame them, given all of the trouble that comes from your IP

>>63879438
But what does JFL mean?

>>63879421
>>63879438
Stop doxing me.

>>63879445
>I'm not getting pulled back into an entire day of back and forth with you
Our conversations start when I decide and they end when I decide. You will keep this thread bumped like a good boy because you can't control yourself from posting /pol/bait in a place with real people instead of bots. Now go apologize to your wife about being a bad Lutheran for not going to church.

>>63879466
I didn't post that. Now that doxing me.

>>63879466
When will you stop doxing me?

>>63879466
When will you stop doxing me?

>>63879421
>>63879466
When will stop posting my real name? I've never posted in here, and I have no idea how you found it out, but you must cease at once.

>>63879421
>>63879466
>>63879503
posted it* here

I think this GIF should, nay, MUST be posted more ITT

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL NAME

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL NAME

>>63879466
So you're saying the mods are knowingly allowing you to dox me? That's your claim?

>>63879466
>>63879552
>So you're saying the mods are knowingly allowing you to dox me? That's your claim?
meant for
>>63879438

wtf is going on in here

>>63879664
There's a pro-enlistment schizo that can't handle the reality that not everybody loves the US military and there's an anti-enlistment religious schizo that can't stop being baited. The mods on the board are generally pro-enlistment and allow this thread to be their public hate fucking session nearly every day.

>>63879717
I'm not schizo; I have OCD.

>>63879543
>I'd help you, but you a coon >>63879517

>>63879774
There's no need for racism outside of /b/.

>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
>>63879774
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME

>>63879323
>>63879403
>>63879421
>>63879517
STOP POSTING MY REAL FUCKING NAME

32 fat schizo. Can I join or not? There's no truth to be found here.

>>63879845
You can or cannot join.

Option 40 vs Ranger volunteer form?

>>63879099
I'm >>63879068
>Are you a home owner
Nope. I'm aware the military can help me pay for a house with a VA loan. Thats a good enough incentive for me to join alone.
>with a well-paying job
Not even close.
>that you obtained with certifications and/or college education?
Nope.
>patriotism
To an extent of course.
I've been thinking on this for a few months, studying the MOS's I might want, studying the benefits, physically conditioning myself.
Thanks for asking the right questions.

>>63880120
Further proof the only reason to join is to escape the financial destitution wrought upon regular Americans by the people who own the government / military.

>>63880151
Once one is on the downslope before joining the military, they'll remain on the downslope throughout their military enlistment
https://youtu.be/VGNRHz5426k

>>63880151
Yeah. I considered myself blackpilled on society, financial security, and women for atleast 7 years now. I'm not bitter anymore. I guess you can call it cope. I dont know.
Quarter life crisis hit me good and I realized it's now or never. Everyone is different.

Militarybros, how has your network/brotherhood helped you increase your lifetime income?

Your military bonds were quite meaningful right and helped you in your life right?

>>63880259
Not gonna be me. Never had depression, just needed an atitude adjustment.
Not gonna be stupid with my finances either and I'm planning on being a truecel for my 4 years so I dont get emotionally attached or financially fucked over afterward.
Thanks for the warning though.

>>63880275
Remember Robert, you getting banned doesn't make you go away and that is never my intention. Instead, you ban evading just to come back further reinforces my control over your freedom. I own your time by increasing your frustration with me

What's the military divorce rate?

Cozy posting with the Coast Guard currently stationed with PATFORSWA in Bahrain.


AMA

>spends entire weekend on 4chan, staying up late and waking up early just to keep shitposting
>subconsciously starts developing concerns about neglected, undersexxed wife leaving
>get brainwashed into letting your marriage fall apart so you can "own the recrooters", but all posts get deleted

>>63880586
What's liberty looking like in that area right now?

>>63880611
No comment

>>63880586
Are you ready to die in Iran?

>>63880650
I am happy to answer questions related to the job itself however as that is beyond the scope of my job here I will not be able to comment on that matter.

>>63880646
Wishing the best for you, brother. You've got tons more pussy left to slay.

>>63880650
>CG in the mountains of Iran
Your lack of creativity in insults almost makes it not worthwhile to torque you up sometimes, Robert

>>63880679
RIP

>>63880397
High, but not high enough. Too many broken and forced marriages. The military should stop incentivizing it.

>>63880650
CG isn't DoD and the only branch that shows some semblance of protecting and serving this country.

>>63880896
How is it incentivized?

>>63880907
By taking out the drug smugglers who aren't working for the CIA aka removing the competition?

>>63881004
Ahh yes, the well-known drug smuggling ring in Bahrain. I see you are quite well-versed in international marine interdiction. Are you also a coastie?

>>63880948
>get to move off base sooner
>get more pay
Those are the two main reasons, and you see too many idiots jump into marriages for those reasons alone.

>>63881141
How much more pay? Women are expensive so wouldn't it balance out?

>>63881158
Don't worry about the numbers. Just be sure to take financial advice from military personnel.

>>63881158
BaH can be pretty lucrative depending where you're stationed. Is it worth being in a forced marriage with someone you've known for less than a year? Probably not.

Are we looking at war on the horizon?

>>63881029
Every country has drug smugglers lol

>>63879068
You shouldn’t join the Army because it’s the shittiest branch (worst food, worst leadership, most bullshit, etc) not counting the Marines. I’d HEAVILY suggest looking into the CG

For me, its screaming matches between a squeakvoice and his pig wife at 3 am.

Also you'd think, with so much training focused on cleaning up after yourself, that enlisted neighborhoods wouldn't be covered in fucking trash but here we are. Garbage on the ground, dog shit randomly plopped on sidewalks and fixer-upper cars in various states of disrepair. Why are military -heavy neighborhoods like this?

Are the neighborhoods on a base as bad as they are outside of a base? Are military members on their best behavior on base versus off it?

>>63881205
It seems that's what Israel wants and America has just openly shown they're Israel's bitch, so probably.

>>63881220
>worst leadership
That's a non-issue if you aren't dumb enough to end up enlisted.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/us-army-tech-executives/

>>63881242
Then you realize the Army’s officer corps is also insanely toxic and retarded—if you’re a combat officer (if not, no one cares about you and combat roles make fun of you). It’s a complete non starter of a branch both sides. Let’s not even get started on their base locations.

>>63881232
All order of discipline that's instilled in military members is completely abandoned within a year at most. Military members are notorious for being slobs. I've heard so many disgusting stories about barracks/dorms and kids living in complete garbage because they never clean. Beer cans piled up. Unable to walk through rooms because there's too much trash on the floor.

And you mention pets? I can't think of anything military members buy more impulsively...maybe cars. I've known way too many people to get a dog and completely neglect it. Get a cat and then have to give it up when they PCS. Military members should not be allowed to own pets. Most are completely inept at caring for them and abandon them on a whim.

Does Killeen make Fort Hood a shithole?
Or does Fort Hood make Killeen a shithole?

Does this apply to other base/city locations?

>>63881282
You buy dogs to rescue relationships. Getting rocky with the girlfriend? Buy a dog, preferrably of some meme breed to impress the boyz too.

>>63881304
That sounds like a very healthy and sensible solution

>>63881236
How do I hold you accountable if you are wrong?

>>63881398
I hope I'm wrong

>>63881471
But then how will "real change" happen?

>>63881476
What are you even on about?

>>63881496
Just throwing shade at the resident autist who insists we will be deployed to Iran, completely wiped out, and this will make way for him to become emperor of the USA or something JFL

>>63881505
The chance of us going back to the ME is very high based on these past 2 weeks. The chance of us putting boots on the ground is still up for debate. It's ignorant to suggest we're serving American interests. We are openly Israel's bitch aftet this weekend. We go to war if they want us to.

>>63881532
State your anticipated casualty count, length of war, and end result

>>63881572
For what purpose? I don't support fighting Israel's war. Why would I care to predict how it plays out?

>>63881587
Its going to happen according to you, so please elaborate!

>>63881614
What's there to elaborate on? Do you not pay attention to current events? Have you been living under a rock the past 2 weeks? Are you even in the military?

I'm not saying anything profound or unique, everyone is waiting for America to go hop on Israel's dick when they're ordered to. Does that upset you?

>>63881636
As a Methodist, I'm in alignment with Israel on this one.

>>63881672
How exactly does Israel serve American interests and how does America getting involved in another pointless war serve the peoples' interests?

Also very strange for any form of Christianity to accept the state of Israel.

>>63881693
Read Revelations, my friend. Israel must trigger the end times, and afterwards we all go to the Kingdom of God :)

>>63881699
That's why I specified the state of Israel. Obviously this fake country isn't the Israel of the Bible.

>>63881730
For a guy that wants to appear to not care, you sure seem invested in this topic. Are people allowed to disagree with you?

>>63881288
>Does this apply to other base/city locations?
Yes. The area surrounding any military base in America is always a shithole, mostly because nobody with money wants to live next to a base. So the trash moves in. Mayport, 32nd street, jbphh, every single one of them is ghetto as soon as you drive out the main gate.
t. ex-semen

>>63881781
You are very stupid

>>63881878
Remember when you said you wouldn't let me take up your day? Oopsies!

>>63881896
>Remember when you said you wouldn't let me take up your day?
No. Again, you are very stupid.

>>63881914
>no argument
I accept your concession

>>63881958
>your concession
Source?

>>63881781
>>63881781
>not wanting to be involved with Israel's bullshit means you don't care
Clearly I do care and want nothing to do with Israel. Are you THAT upset people don't support Israel?

>>63881976
Yes

>>63881991
You probably shouldn't join the military then. Most people hate Israel but know they can't be open about it.

>>63881999
Thanks, I came here to ask if I should join. Appreciate the advice

Hey, so i was wondering which /meg/ to post in. I see this one, an older one, and now >>63882027. Must be overtime for recruiting with 3 threads. Sure to piss off the brownoids I bet

>>63882042
>Sure to piss off the brownoids I bet
Why would the main demographic of the military be upset?

>>63882105
Why do you think they are the main demographic?

>>63882174
Because your mother's a barrack bunny and everyone wants a turn

>>63880275
My network is my net worth, I network every day, I stalk people and collect business cards like pokemon and hand out business cards like fentanyl in middle school parking lots, I pay to go to networking events so I can network with people invested in entrepreneurship of consulting networks, I'm gonna netwooooork!!!!

>>63881232
>>63881282
I'm so glad I didn't join the Army lmao

>>63882042
Yeah I don't know what's going on either

>>63882521
>Yeah I don't know what's going on either
Some no-life is trying to make the most of his weekend

>>63882550
Been a while since I've seen ol dirlie sperg out this hard

>>63882693
I only came here because of all the shit going down recently. I was curious what BS was being peddled in these threads this time. Last time I was here was around COVID when people were actually defending the clot shot mandates. Good to see there's still pointless drama and in-thread memes about people I've never heard of. Never change /meg/. Probably the best deterrent to keep people from joining.

>>63882708
Believe it or not, its the same guy doing it years later. Incredible how much power one man has compared to the entirety of the Army Recruiting Command

>>63882719
>Believe it or not, its the same guy doing it years later
I've been on this website long enough. Every board has some resident schizo, especially when there's reoccurring generals/threads. It's either bots or people who come here for some semblance of human interaction. Either way, it's not unique to these generals.

>>63882735
There certainly is some sort of mental illness, given the guy says he wants /meg/ off of /k/ but instead now has 3 simultaneous threads on his hands. Not sure what the win condition is anymore and he can't ever give a straight answer about anything, so I'm only left to assume we're all he's got in this lonely world. He even doxxed himself hoping somebody would swing by and visit him

>>63882719
>the entirety of the Army Recruiting Command
The most bizarre thing about the cancer that has infected /meg/ (which includes both the BCD retard and all the other tards who feed him with replies) is the fact that everyone involved seems to genuinely believe these threads are made by real recruiters who get paid to post here.

>>63882765
>everyone involved seems to genuinely believe these threads are made by real recruiters who get paid to post here
The fact these off-topic threads are mod approved means they are directly or indirectly allowed for recrooment purposes. Take that for what you will.

>>63882765
If BCD accepted that he's just wasting his time talking to strangers instead of getting revenge on recruiters, he'd have to accept that he wasted years barking up the wrong tree. What we've been watching here is a man digging his own grave and lying in it.

For real though, he just comes here for negative attention. Even now, we're talking about him and that makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He wants to be the star of the show.

>>63882787
You just didn't take a single hour of this weekend away from your computer eh? We're talking about you little buddy

>>63882765
>>63882795
Who the fuck is BCD and how often are you all here?

>>63882708
>around COVID when people were actually defending the clot shot mandates
Why are you retards still calling it that? Every single claim you made in those threads about how the coof vaxx was going to kill everyone who took it turned out to be bullshit and just straight up didn't happen. Why would anyone believe anything you have to say anymore?

>>63882795
>Even now, we're talking about him and that makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He wants to be the star of the show.
Yeah and if you fucking retards stopped doing that he would lose interest and fuck off.

>>63882811
I took off half a year and came back to him pulling the same shit. He is fucked in the head and starts talking to himself when everyone ignores him. I dont know why he needs to talk to himself using 4chan as a medium, but here we are. I really did test if it was a feedback loop that could right itself, but nope

>>63882810
I doubt you're posting in good faith but I'll humor you nonetheless
>Why are you retards still calling it that?
There's more than enough documentation to prove there's a direct correlation between the shots and the sudden uptick in blood clots
>Every single claim you made in those threads about how the coof vaxx was going to kill everyone who took it turned out to be bullshit
I never made that claim and if you're too retarded to see most of those were troll threads, than you should probably lurk a bit longer before posting
>Why would anyone believe anything you have to say anymore?
You do realize the military is begging people who were kicked out because of the clot shots to come back, right?

Point still stands. I know of no person who regrets not getting the clot shot. I only know of those who pretend it didn't matter or who suffered the side-effects themselves. Good on you for allowing the government to do whatever they tell you to do though.

>>63882805
He's here every day so everybody sees him. Some fag got BCDed from the Army back under Obama and has spent the next 3 presidencies screaming into the void

>>63882828
Bro let it go. Even /pol/ is embarrassed of the whole red deer thing. Didn't you get the memo?

>>63882835
Like i said
>I doubt you're posting in good faith but I'll humor you nonetheless

Just remember clottie: no refunds.

>>63882841
Disagreeing with you doesn't mean I'm not arguing in good faith. Are people not allowed to disagree with you?

>>63882846
See
>>63882841

>>63882855
So, in good faith, explain your purpose here

>>63882831
Apparently a lot of you spend way too much time in these threads; of all the theads to frequent on this website, why would you willingly choose these shitty recrootment generals as your go-to?

>>63882858
You already lost your chance for a conversation when you failed to address any points.
See
>>63882841

>>63882860
You tell me, dirlie

>>63882871
Looks like that other anon was right about you. I give up.

>>63882828
How big was the rise in blood clot rates?

>>63882877
>other anon
Uh huh
See
>>63882841

>>63882881
Check back in 2 weeks

>>63882881
How big does it need to be for you to actually care?

>>63882892
Why would my answer to this question impact your answer to my previous one? We are talking medical data, not politics

>>63882892
Good question. Not really sure. More dangerous than ordinary things I voluntarily do in my life every day would be a start. More dangerous than things like lead exposure from shooting guns as a hobby would be a pretty on-topic one.

Anyway, you said it rose and the rise was correlates, so how much did it rise?

>>63882896
>>63882904
Who is real and who is the imposter? Either way, no good faith here either.

>>63882896
Because it's very obvious you aren't actually looking for a discussion. I could tell you clots increased by 1.5-5% after 2020 and your rebuttal would be the same if I were to tell you it increased by 15-50%. You aren't asking in good faith, you're here to shitpost and get (You)s.
>politics
You're too obvious.

>>63882919
You're the one with a clearly political slant. Ask me how I know you have an unsavory opinion of Jewish people, despite us not even discussing them once.

>>63882912
I'm posting in perfectly good faith and have been completely honest and open from the start: I think you're boasting about being wrong, so I'm giving you opportunities to prove you aren't.

>>63882912
>>63882919
Do you even know what "good faith" means? Do you hold yourself to that standard on this website at all times?

>>63882904
>Anyway, you said it rose and the rise was correlates, so how much did it rise?
Enough for me to personally see 3 different people affected. If you want actual percentages, I don't know I could provide you a source that can't be refuted by another. The fact blood clots even became a "common" occurrence after 2020 is bizarre enough, and people don't even question it anymore.

>>63882919
>I could tell you clots increased by 1.5-5% after 2020 and your rebuttal would be the same if I were to tell you it increased by 15-50%.
Rebuttle? I'd just ask you what the absolute rate was before and after, and if the increased rate was uniform for the whole population. This is a completely fair question, since even double something close nothing is still close to nothing, and it would be pretty stupid to worry about a risk that is pretty close to nothing, and you said that people should be worried about le clot shot.

>>63882928
Go ahead and draw a line between clot shots and politics. What political stance could I possibly be trying to make?

>>63882947
If you believe personal anecdotes have weight, then explain why I have yet to meet a single person from any branch that had these blood clots you're rambling about? I have a larger sample size and EVERYONE took it, as opposed to your mixed sample from some buttfuck Midwest town

>>63882953
>and you said that people should be worried about le clot shot
There it is.

>>63882955
You're pushing your political opinion that the US government, and ONLY the US government, actively deceived the American people with the goal of deliberately poisoning and killing the American populace. I know its hard to say it with a straight face, which is why you beat around the bush

>>63882947
>Just trust me bro.

>>63882956
>If you believe personal anecdotes have weight
I don't. I know it doesn't matter what I post to support my claims because you already have your mind made up. All i know is:
No refunds clottie.

>>63882962
>but call him what he is and he will lash out at you

>>63882964
That is 100% your own assumption.

>>63882962
>wah wah take me seriously! Good faith!
You're trying to talk about something that has been discussed to death but expected everyone to pretend we are starting from scratch. Your side tried to fearmonger during the pandemic just like the Dems did and now nobody even talks about 2020-2022.

>>63882976
Pattern recognition is the bane of disingenuous people like yourself, and coincidentally also to anti-racists lol

>>63882981
I had no expectations. All i said was last time i came to these threads was during the clot shot mandates, and some anon got their panties in a twist over it.
>Your side
Which side would that be?

>>63882986
You're not as smart as you think, and there's a difference between pattern recognition and seeing things you want to see. You've lumped everyone against the clot shots into 1 category. You've yet to say anything I actually agree with or believe to be true.

>>63882988
>clot shot mandate
And there we go again lol. Should I be worried about this clot shot? Should I avoid taking it?

Anyways, thanks for getting this thread past 300, Robert. I really enjoyed yanking your pizzle all weekend as a demonstration of how responsive you are to me at all hours of the day. I feel comfortable taking another stretch away from the chans for "business travel", during which time I fully expect you will keep /meg/ alive. Next time I see you will be 2026, and I am certain I will find you right here

>>63882996
Anon, i don't care what you do. You're free to put whatever you want in your body, i ask for that same freedom. Such a wild concept, I know.

>>63882995
>You've yet to say anything I actually agree with or believe to be true.
You aren't hiding your beliefs, are you anon? And here I thought you were just innocently >noticing and >implying, but now you tell me you have beliefs?

>>63883000
You know for how frequent and obvious your posting style is, surely you have some nickname in these threads as well? Or do people just call you the resident schizo? Lol

>>63883008
Again. You aren't as smart as you think
Let me redirect you to
>>63882841

>>63883002
I didn't ask if you cared, I asked if I should. You think you're being so smart by avoiding answering questions that would tie you to an assessment that can be measured against fact, but it's obvious as fuck what you're doing and how shifty it is.

So, should I be worried?

>>63883009
My posting style? Oh please, you'll be thinking I'm still here when I am not even able to access the internet. I wonder how often you actually think I come to visit you, Robert

>>63883018
>I asked if I should
Why are you asking me? Would I personally take it? Obviously not. You can appeal to whatever authority you want to to justify you taking it yourself. I do not care what you decide for yourself. You're obviously missing the entire point here, so I'll try again for you: I want the same freedom to have the choice to put what I want in my body as you do with the clot shots. Do you understand the crux of the argument now?
>would tie you to an assessment that can be measured against fact
What does that even mean to you? What "facts" are you trying to measure my response to?

>>63883023
I wonder how many different anons you call Robert

>>63883034
Only you, my boy. Please don't give up or have a revelation about time management, I'm counting on my favorite lolcow to stay put for me

>>63883037
>Only you
Lol. So you really are the resident schizo

>>63883044
Do you promise to stay here and make new threads when the old ones die?

>>63883054
No. One day was enough to see these generals are still shit. I'm sure your Robert will be back though, schizo.

Redpill me on DLI Tho, it's legit my end goal and yet the first year of my contract will happen there. Seems a bit too good to be true

>>63883061
Thank you for promising to do my bidding. I know consent isn't needed, but the illusion of it makes our pact a bit more savory. I expect many silly political pictures, plenty of rage at Israel, and never more than 2 days spacing between one thread and the subsequent continuation. Make your owner proud!

>>63883061
His name is Robert Paulson.

>>63883074
What branch are you and do you know your target language yet?

>>63883077
meds

>>63883096
Army and Russian!

>>63883105
You'll be learning Farsi.