What will those warboys think of next?
https://x.com/Exilenova_plus/status/1936777844673134819

Smekalka creations are fucking horrific

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>>63879126 (OP)
How would this actually stop drones? The shockwave from the drones explosive charge will rip through the side.

>>63879182
It won't, they are being retarded about how the RPG charges work. But it will decrease the damage a bit.

>>63879182
I think it's either against PG-7 warheads with their shitty fuzing or a severe misunderstanding of how spike armor works on e.g., the Puma.

>>63879182
The idea is that the spikes will separate the contact wires at the front of FPV drones. These wires need to touch to complete a circuit that sets off the payload.

We're in the mad max timeline

>>63879296
Wrong.
Idea is that quad-copter propeller catches on spike fist and it turns it way before fuse acts.
Its better for heavy armor, as HEAT charge pointing away wouldn't do damage. Though on light armor you have some slim chances drone would been thrown away without detonation at all.

>>63879126 (OP)
>Drove through an Indiana Jones arrow-tripwire trap
Once the Russians have the Ark, it's over!

>>63879326
That's what slat armor does, though.

>>63879126 (OP)

2nd strongest army in the world btw

>>63879207
the idea is that it will either trigger the charge earlier and thus not the full force would fuck up the target, or instead the charge would get stuck and not detonate

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>>63879280
These are insanely retarded, but also kind of metal (in a retarded sort of way)

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>>63879298
Very metal

>>63879126 (OP)
How do you get in? Impale yourself?

>>63880802
Yes. You're not going back anyway.

>>63879337
Slats are big they have good chanced to just trigger wire fuse.

>>63879182
Pray it impales itself and breaks before the detonators make contact. Essentially slat armour but retarded.

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>>63879535
All of these attempts at logical explanations are cope. It's purpose is to convince the mobiks inside that they are safe enough that they become willing to drive this shit directly into the hottest front line the world has seen in decades.

I'm sure we'll have conclusive proof that it doesn't work soon enough once it makes it's way to the front and inevitably eats an FPV.

>>63881159
actually, the real purpose of these constructions is to keep the mobiks making them busy enough to not be assigned to the front lines.

From Wiki: The Buzzards are a tribe of Russian speaking bandits that roam the Wasteland. They are minor antagonists in both Mad Max: Fury Road and the Mad Max video game.

History
The Buzzards are a scavenger group comprised of Russian descents that live in underground burrows called the Sunken City. They have survived underground through cannabilism and salvaging what they can from destroyed vehicles.

>>63881248
This doesn't need any imagination at all.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14831811/Cannibal-Russian-soldier-ATE-dead-comrade-lived-remains-two-weeks-frontline-phone-call-intercepted-Ukrainian-spies-reveal.html

>>63880802
>How do you get in?
they weld you in at the factory to prevent desertion

>>63879126 (OP)
Their obsession of making smellkaka look like some mad max prop is too strong.

>>63881248
>it's real
Damn, reality is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

>>63881159
>All of these attempts at logical explanations are cope
Yes, that's what they _might be_ attempting, but as most said it wouldn't usually work. That's the whole idea about 2022 cope cages, which were installed expecting the need to protect the tank from a javelin missile. Like yeah, technically it's a sound idea, but it obviously wouldn't work.

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>>63879207
the US did experiment with spikes to disrupt shaped charges
the idea was to "Catch" the projectile without detonating it
they were found to be ineffective against anything faster than the panzerfaust 30 which had enough energy to simply smash through the spikes

they were also used in the pacific, but they were only on the roof and engine deck of the tank, and the idea was to prevent the magnetic mines from touching the armor plate and making them more likely to slide off
they were also only used in prototypes because if the mine didnt slide off, it didnt provide enough standoff to prevent penetration
and obviously, any crew bailing out of the tank might get spiked

>>63879126 (OP)
Buhanka-chan goes punk

>>63883652
even back in WW2, it was admitted by basically every side that makeshift armor was one giant cope
nothing you could make in the field would ever help outside an extremely narrow, tiny situation

the US officially claimed they were useless and prohibited them, but turned a blind eye to all manner of sandbagged monstrosities because it helped crew morale
germans and japanese straight up banned the use of makeshift armor, though a few concrete-encased stugs have been photographed, the japanese threatened to beat crews that were caught modifying their tank in any way (including hanging their bags off the side)
the soviets were pretty indifferent to field modifications and would go so far as to make offiical versions of them, like bedspring armor made of actual expanded metal mesh instead of bed springs

>>63883701
>makeshift armor was one giant cope
Not really, various types of slat and spaced armor grating works if done right, it's just that it's not cruise control for invincibility.

>the US officially claimed they were useless and prohibited them
It's more about the army wanting things to be uniform overall.

>>63883652
>technically it's a sound idea
It would maybe be a sound idea if the vehicle they were putting it on wasn't made of 1/8th inch sheet aluminum.

>>63879126 (OP)
"The Vlad"

All the retarded loafs are my favorite part of this war.

>>63883774
>various types of slat and spaced armor grating works if done right
spaced armor did work, but only against 14.5mm rounds and not against shaped charges
but schurzen was a specially designed, factory-installed, modification and not a field mod

>It's more about the army wanting things to be uniform overall.
after experimenting with sandbags, concrete, spiked armor, and mesh armor they found that none of them protected against shaped charges except in very unlikely scenarios or against the much earlier, almost totally replaced, panzerfaust 30
the reason they banned it, at least on an official level, was because sandbagging a sherman could add about 5 tons to its weight, which would result in more losses to mechanical breakdown than would be saved by deflecting any potential shot

the only makeshift armor that was known to actually work was literally welding the front armor of a sherman on to another sherman
which was intended to stop 75mm rounds and not shaped charges

>>63885436
...is that ERA on a windshield?

>>63885450
>skin tight bodysuit
lewd

>>63885450
I think I saw that in a TMNT cartoon once

>>63885454
Please, anon
They aren't retards
It's mounted to some tubing an inch and a half away from the windshield

>>63885462
Sasuga Sergei!

>>63885450
Now the drones will simply bounce off, silly cockholes

River loaf

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>>63885494
Which Top Gear episode is this from?

>>63885436
I do wonder, what happens when they run out of Buhankas?

>>63885522
They dont, its still in production. With the same tooling from 1965 and assembled together completely by hand(no robot welding of any kind involved).
Have a look at quality of it, new straight from the dealership:
https://youtu.be/ysus_sQ3aWc?si=5GUGNm_j98uo1Xps&t=582

>>63885511
No more top gear Westoid

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>>63885436
At what point does a ERA covered light vehicle just become a super oversized mobile claymore?
or just a car bomb in general, i guess

>>63886679
Reminds me of my long-held dream of putting claymores on a ballistic shield for the ultimate CQB weapon

>>63879126 (OP)
>spiky BTR in 2024
>spiky Bukhanka in 2025
Spiky motorbike in 2026?

>>63886698
No, spiky ass (pun intended)

>>63879182
yuo see Ivan, when drone nears car, it won't do the explode because fear of being spiked

>>63886605
>smells like Brezhnev
kek

>>63886698
Spike suits, coming soon to a mobik near you

>>63886679
>>63886695
Speaking off, how does a claymore work for drone defense?
It's not going to be very accurate in targeting but it does throw a lot of shit in the air with a fairly predictable zone of fire.
I mean more like covering alongside a trench or the side of a fortification line, only aimed slightly up rather than along the ground.

>>63879126 (OP)
>WHAT A DAY
>WHAT A LOVELY DAY

post more slavshit madmax kino

>>63885450
The only other place I've seen tire armor is Africa.

>>63886756
>alongside a trench

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>>63886964
This one looks like an ERA tile went off and blew a hole in the armor. BTR with ERA is sexo thoughbeit.

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>>63886984
I miss the MT LB saga

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>>63886964
>Ivan, his aim is off, I think it will just impact the window, it won't kill us
>Not if I can help it

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>>63886984
>obr 1932

>>63887030
I'll never get over bath tub side car

>>63887037
>the fan grill
Every time

Also, what are those "guns" stuck to the corner pipes?

>>63887042
I wonder if this is a before and after of the one and only or if there was some special military operation to steal bath tubs and fit them as aide cars.

>>63887049
I wonder the same thing but I assumed they would have smoke charges in them? Not familiar with slavshit gear.

>>63887100
Dumping my Ladas.

>>63887105
If someone ever sees a slavwar mad max a Niva save it and repost it.

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>>63887100
The Russian army would be a great pick for furry trannies. Get raped in the ass in a based and trad way, give blowjobs under a drone sky, then cook to death in the fursuit cause some retard set off some scalding hot hexafluoroethane smoke grenade out of his PC fan grill optics hexa-machinegun coffin on wheels.

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LORA link?

>>63879296
The wires don't need to touch to form a circuit. Just as a ridiculous example, if they somehow came into contact with two bits of rebar that someone had welded to a metal car body---

>>63879298
https://youtu.be/d7FIpqPvL7E?si=SW7CskPXGgqF9yR6

>>63887126
It's just shit I saw here and saved. It's been a crazy war. If I like it I save it. So much insane shit has happened you forget about the last insane shit you just saw.

>>63887167
This war is such pure fucking /k/ino, that I personally doubt any conflict will manage to top it in my lifetime.
Behind every corner is a drone blowjob, iconic picture, sunken flagship, torn apart submarine, a future cannibal or a suicide victim.

The chaos corruption deepens.

>>63886984
Anyone able to ID that gun? Guessing its towed artillery they welded to the top?

>>63879126 (OP)
Whoever took the time to make that probably successfully delayed his draft notice by a week.

>>63887236
That's a short barrel version of the ZIS-4 57mm with a tank breach. Model 1941.

>>63881248
Frank Miller fucking knew.

>>63887350
Thanks, anon.
Though isn't it more likely the towed ZiS-2 with a chopped barrel?
The tank mounted variant seems to lack features I see on that MT-LB.

>>63887386
Actually, I think I am retarded, looks to be some ZIS-3 76 mod from either some SU-76M or another compatible one, The differences in the tank breaches in such models are too small to ID properly, if they would just remove the tarp...

>>63887386
ZiS-4 for comparison.

>>63887402
I had a similar thought looking at pics of ZiS-2s
The shorter barrel on the ZiS-3 would fit better for sure.
I still think it's repurposed towed arty rather than a gun pulled from a tank though. They probably have more of them sitting in storage than old SPGs

>>63885511
It's from the spin-off, Bottom Gear

>>63886958
brb taping mines to my rear bumper to avoid getting tailgated

>>63880888
Personal drone defense implants?

>mobik watching Iran: Monke, can we have MOP?
>monke: We have mop at home
>mop at home: >>63886976

>>63885511
These men no more

>>63879126 (OP)
I think I found fitting driver uniform

>>63886958
...whats the purpose of the landmine slot/holder?

https://files.catbox.moe/hfrinn.webm

>>63890425
Purpose?

>>63890425
It's a smoke mine rather than a normal one. So it's actually defensive.

>>63887167
>So much insane shit has happened you forget about the last insane shit you just saw.
IDK, I don't think the unicycle will ever be far from the front of my mind. The only thing that could possibly top this is if the Iran shit kicks off and they release a bunch of propaganda videos featuring CoD cutscenes that could then be juxtaposed against IRL videos of Iran getting glassed.

>>63886984
Are they trying to take their MTLB to a lower BR? Like its going to phase through time and space to a pre drone 1930s.

The wood elves have joined the fight

>>63879280
That looks hazardous just to the friendlies walking near the thing. One misstep and those things could take an eye out.

>>63890746
It's a decoy but now they would actually drive that into battle with the doors cut off.

>>63890455
to them. i can totally see the mad max idea of "a quick cheeki breeki landmine near the door so you can poke your head out, grab easy access handy dandy door mine (get yours today!) and toss it...somewhere.

>>63890501
no shit. it IS a "smoke" landmine. used in training to simulate chemical warfare landmines. see, there we go, that DOES seem like a "better then nothing" idea. its a mad max smoke dispenser. kinda cool, in a mad max way.

>>63890976
...hang on. its for training, to simulate chemical warfare. the smoke this thing produces isnt intended to hide in, its intended to produce smoke you want to avoid as much as humanely possible...anyways, some more info on these smoke landmines, apparently they are also used in fake combat training, as fake landmines. you drive over one and instead of it actually killing you it just dumps a huge amount of smoke to indicate a hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Lr7oSkXQ0
video of someone setting one off

on an unrelated note, theres a webm i found while looking them up on reddit of one being recorded in slightly slow-motion and half the comments on it are "this has to be a.i!". fucking great. its already happening. the "nothing is real" phase.

>>63879298
COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY

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>>63890746
It may look silly but the tactical advantage that the aura of infinite ammo it provides makes up for it

>>63886605
I love the videos but HOLY FUCK those cars. How many automotive designers were executed in disgust to even get that far?

>>63886679
yes

>>63886973
>thoughbeit
fucking retarded faggot

>>63886661
What a scamp that James is.

>>63886958
Is there a BTR under there?

the thing about all these jalopniks is that, if we were talking about some third-world / poorly funded insurgency, i'd be impressed. if ukraine had fallen in three days (lmao) and these vehicles were thrown together by a partisan rebel group, i'd say "top stuff, very inventive, making the most of what you've got, like a modern polish kubuś"

but we're talking about the military that, for years, we were convinced was among the world's strongest, that could put fighter jets over i-95 (how the hell did they get through?), that could steamroll europe in weeks. we lived in genuine fear of THIS? HOW has putin not KILLED himself?

>>63887030
>Cretincrad

>>63879126 (OP)
imagine the man-hours just for a fucking buhanka

>>63895025
That's the point. wasting time

>>63895000
Nice, also checked.

>>63895025
The more time you spend in the shop, the more time you have until they send you to get droned in Ukraine.

>>63894997
>the thing about all these jalopniks is that, if we were talking about some third-world / poorly funded insurgency, i'd be impressed. if ukraine had fallen in three days (lmao) and these vehicles were thrown together by a partisan rebel group, i'd say "top stuff, very inventive, making the most of what you've got, like a modern polish kubuś"
That's why I love Somaliland threads, you've got literal African niggers doing better than Russia with scraps and a handful of military hardware. The comparison to ziggers is just icing on the cake.

Spikey crew headwear.