Gentlemen, say hello to the Chinese M1 L1 triple pulse assault rifle. Rotating barrels, thousand round capacity, auto cooling, water tight.

Wow it looks like it has triple buffered shock absorber stockfold rifle handguard with Longdong Ltd. built infraelectro sensor sight working on the ultraviolet spectrum

>>63889038 (OP)
>>63889046
>Presentsing China new gun, Zhongbao Longdong Gongfeng QBZ300JX-11K an accurate and strong weapon for shooting in comfort and style too

Inventive feature included:

>dirigible solid metal construction with high implant silicone body
>52 action safety with quick release nigger
>160 inch solid chrome barrel with bullet lining
>Carl Seizz lens with 0.5 x or 1x magnetication
>9calibre ammunition in 556mm and 762mm shell too
>500 round helical top drum clip magazine (10 round loading limit) with explosive amor ant rim galvanized
>stripper clip feeding
>telescoping body with recoil damaging
>adjustable gas pleasure system
>electronic zoom sight with iron lens
>the hand cover of flesh
>Pickaninny railings
>gun rats mount friendly
>milked retriever and stamps lower reciever
>folding stock to the left or right or fall off
>the handguard protect to 360 degrees bottom
>comes in all color included black, and brown and camo types DP-M, ACLU, Felcktron, tigersrtip, italian vegetable
>can scope of the high intesity infrared
>国//translate.weibo?error003g&server-congguo1/ ?
>rear facing bayonet with sharpened poison feature too
>scrape and bump retard
>foreskin assistant
>california compliment (not for sale in california or mexico)
>advanced pistol grape with diamond cutting grip
>advanced operating mechanism of long stroking shaft with direct impregnating system
>feature three position firing safe, single shot, not safe
>ATF compliant, yes, no
>front accessory include option for angel grip, range finder, fleshlight, laser, bamhosk, camera, m203, fishing lure, rpg7, various addtion
>includes strap (strap not included)
>6 point harness system for shackle and tassle assembly
>rubberized cheeks rest
>WARNING PLAY UNDER THE INSPECT TO PROTECT

THE BIG YES; owe your self the dream of owning your gun your way and enjoinying free to the fullest extenze with the power dream 300JX coolguy.

>>63889038 (OP)
Such an underrated movie. I miss cool fictional guns.

>>63889118
what, you don't like star wars?

>>63889038 (OP)
Implessive

>>63889101
gets me every time

>>63889126
the amount of asshurt this thing caused was incredible
the contrarian in me likes it even more

>>63889126
Just cant bring myself to give a shit. Maybe if it had been in TFA right off the bat it would have been upsetting, but it was simply the latest annoyance in a near decade long cavalcade of dogshit, so seeing completely stock AKs in star wars triggers zero emotion in me.

>>63889038 (OP)
where's this from
i like the calico already but this seems fucking sick

>>63889809
Deep Rising. A surprisingly entertaining action/horror movie from the 90s.

>>63889126
Always thought it looks okay, Not best SW prop, but was dumbfounded by screeching from every side. Probably looked better in other universe. Also much better than putting Vector.

>>63889038 (OP)
This is an Ares HVAR, chummer.

>>63889365
grow up

>>63890822
i grew up and realized that guns in star wars looking like real guns is a silly hill to die on and that the opinions of secondaries aren't worthy of time

>>63889126
This thing looks more starwarsy when you can see all the grimbles but yeah it looks like an AK from a distance a bit too much. I'd remove the folding stock completely, give it a straight mag and put some kind of grimble electronic underneath the barrel around the gas block.

>>63891091
>secondaries
Stop using memes you don't understand tourist.

>>63891254
>secondaries
it applies a lot in this context for which ive seen

>>63889101
Heh, I made this pasta like a decade ago. Glad it still endures.

>>63889126
>you don't like star wars?
I'm a grown man, not 12 or a manchild.

>>63890082
Tbh a recoil/gas-operated 5.7x28 minigun would be sick. Might actually be controllable even at 6,000rpm. Feed it from a 5,000 round backpack.

>>63892562
I don't know what to tell you. Star Wars is cool as shit when it's done right.

>>63892540
Why does desu only have it going back to 2020? https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/43939050/#q43939373

>asking because I once went looking for the original and I thought it was that
>gives u the thousand island stare

>>63895760
Also someone said (a while back) that this is a variant on an /o/ pasta, is that true?

>>63889126
I'm so proud of Serbians finally getting their representation in the Star Wars Expanded Universe.

>>63892562
you are probably very juvenile in your own ways

>>63895760
Dunno the exact year but made the first one of these before the covid lockdowns.


>>63895767
Yes it is, I made that too

Presentsing China new car also the one about the J20. Other people have made their own too. Someone made a good one about a Chink carrier.

>>63896253
I need the J20 and Carrier one now

>>63892540
Was it this one?

>>63896316
Here's the jet fighter. Don't have the one for the carrier though.