Thread 63898071

>>63898071 (OP)
>Russian warship in disguise

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes
I've seen things they're often in disguise
Like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets,
Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings,
Poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur!
Pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur!

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:26:46 PM No.63898417 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
A floating pile of rusted scrap metal?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:40:26 PM No.63898439 [Report] >>63899793

>>63898245
I've seen cheese toilets. And now you have, too.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:41:53 PM No.63898443 [Report]

>>63898114
kek underrated answer

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:45:57 PM No.63898455 [Report]

>>63898114
heh, nice one

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 1:58:02 PM No.63898464 [Report]

was it at least armed?
i mean, even if a tanker, some shipping containers for of clubs or something.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:06:24 PM No.63898477 [Report] >>63898544

>>63898071 (OP)
looks like it spoofed it's ID signal to look like it was some other ship while escorting 2 sanctioned oil tankers.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:07:15 PM No.63898479 [Report]

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>>63898071 (OP)
GET ME A DUTCH FLAG

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:08:36 PM No.63898481 [Report]

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>>63898071 (OP)
Probably something that the Russians considered a cunning act of smekalka but any other actual human being would consider fucking retarded. So my guess is a giant 30ft wide groucho marx disguise glued to the bridge of the Kuznetsov with the smoking funnel painted to look like a cigar.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:15:48 PM No.63898490 [Report]

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>>63898245
>fat labrador
>thriving in the war
>eating well, it sure is plain to see
>fat labrador
>gorged on Russian gore
>above the RDI of vitamin Z

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 2:43:41 PM No.63898544 [Report]

>>63898477
pretty smart, really. as they'd probably only send out patrol boats or helos to try and hijack the tankers.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 3:59:56 PM No.63898771 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
A functioning warship.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:01:14 PM No.63898778 [Report] >>63899529 >>63900792

>>63898071 (OP)
A scrap vessel being towed to Bangladesh for breaking?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 4:24:12 PM No.63898860 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
A submarine

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:34:48 PM No.63899119 [Report] >>63904889

Kamchatkad.jpg md5: 6dbd65d4...

>>63898114

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:42:01 PM No.63899143 [Report]

>>63898245
hey thanks, i just had this stuck in my head the other week

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:41:31 PM No.63899405 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
Freedom of navigation goes both ways

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:43:18 PM No.63899412 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
It was disguised as Scharnhorst

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.63899529 [Report] >>63899622

>>63898778
Only the Kuznetsov can pull this one flawlessly.
But as we all know, it must never be scrapped, as it's kept whole as to contain the unknowable horror lurking in the lower decks.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:27:00 PM No.63899622 [Report]

>>63899529
It would certainly be an unexpected deviation from its usual disguise of >>63898236

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:42:04 PM No.63899697 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
Disguised as a cloud of smoke.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:06:15 PM No.63899793 [Report]

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>>63898439
Fire me if'n you dare.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:14:07 PM No.63899815 [Report] >>63899876

>>63898245
flashback from the times when the internet was actually a fun place, not the trashcan that it is now

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:15:56 PM No.63899823 [Report] >>63899852

>>63898071 (OP)
Trump told his poodles to look the other way, most likely.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:22:57 PM No.63899852 [Report] >>63899864 >>63899893

>>63899823
>Russia getting a ship past the Danish corridor is nowadays celebrates as a victory.
NATO planet, everybody else is a barbarian that feebly resists European dominance on mankind.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:26:02 PM No.63899864 [Report] >>63899887

>>63899852
>NATO planet, everybody else is a barbarian that feebly resists European dominance on mankind.
Substitute Chinese and now you knownhow they feel.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:28:40 PM No.63899876 [Report] >>63900805

>>63899815
>flashback from the times when the internet was actually a fun place, not the trashcan that it is now

Back then I didn't like the randomness of the content people created and thought it was bad...but oh boy, was I in for a surprise after smartphones got popular.

Never think "it can't get worse than this" because it can, a lot worse.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:31:04 PM No.63899887 [Report] >>63902749

>>63899864
The Chinese didn't even unify themselves and then got absolutely humiliated in by a destroyed Vietnam right after it humiliated the dirt skinned New Worlders nary a couple years past.
Taiwan and Vietnam have shown uncommon spirit in the face of adversity. They are European in spirit.
America's spirit is equal to the CCP and the Soviet Union, and as a direct slur, Russia.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:33:51 PM No.63899893 [Report] >>63899907

>>63899852
other way around these days
we are the Resistance now

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:36:42 PM No.63899896 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
Gay cruise ship?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 8:41:29 PM No.63899907 [Report]

>>63899893
I understand and I apologize. But it's the price you pay for roping in the Europeans. Your words count less than a Mexican's bean-enduced shart.

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:33:30 PM No.63900380 [Report] >>63900404 >>63900937 >>63903782

>>63898114
Explain it to a newfag

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:40:08 PM No.63900404 [Report] >>63900415

>>63900380
it all started in 1200 BC when Troy was sieged by the greeks...

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:43:29 PM No.63900415 [Report] >>63900590

>>63900404
When Gilgamesh first lay his eye on the man of the wilds

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:31:49 PM No.63900590 [Report] >>63900768

>>63900415
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth...

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:22:32 AM No.63900768 [Report] >>63903221

>>63900590
When time and space began, the sun spirit Tawa created the First World...

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:27:54 AM No.63900785 [Report]

A grand laugh.jpg md5: f284ebca...

>>63898114

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:30:45 AM No.63900792 [Report] >>63900945

Russian Cruiser Murmansk.jpg md5: 03323e71...

>>63898778
>day 366
>the Norwegians still have not realized that I am a Project 68bis light cruiser

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:36:00 AM No.63900805 [Report]

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>>63899876
>Never think "it can't get worse than this" because it can, a lot worse.

Zoomers will soon become the majority of decision makers in the country

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 1:23:30 AM No.63900937 [Report]

>>63900380
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamchatka_(ship)#Role_in_the_Dogger_Bank_incident
but that's just the tip really:
>>22354207
>>22357021

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 1:27:36 AM No.63900945 [Report] >>63900969

>>63900792
>Project 68bis light cruiser
>16,000 tons
>twelve 6" guns
>4" armour belt
>14 ships built
still haven't made up my mind is this good or obsolete for the 1950s
>Russian-crewed
though

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 1:36:42 AM No.63900969 [Report]

>>63900945
I am confident that the Russians could sink a Gerald Ford class if they were to man one.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 1:49:12 AM No.63900991 [Report]

>>63898071 (OP)
RUSH WARSHIP MORE THAN MEETS THE EYES
RUSH WARSHIP RETARDS IN DISGUISE

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 2:19:08 PM No.63902749 [Report]

>>63899887
>dirt skinned New Worlders
???

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 4:19:24 PM No.63903221 [Report]

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>>63900768
>And THAT is why Poland is a fake country invented by the Anglo Saxi.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 4:30:59 PM No.63903269 [Report]

>>63898119
Kek. Iceland won!!

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 5:48:46 PM No.63903566 [Report]

>>63898114
I laughed.

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam Please reformat and try again.
Well, I guess I can't have too much of a good thing.
>Seven tries later wiping out all of the front matter of my post to try and appease the spam post bot overlord.

I swear I am a learned man of culture and sophistication and not a bot.

>eight tries later
Maybe typing something about no required verification is what is triggering it....

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 5:53:48 PM No.63903585 [Report] >>63904761 >>63904792 >>63904872

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>>63898114

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:40:43 PM No.63903782 [Report]

>>63900380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LejeMvKHxh4

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 10:05:32 PM No.63904761 [Report]

>>63903585
I hate that fucking duck so much

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 10:11:09 PM No.63904792 [Report] >>63904854

>>63903585
Fuck that duck

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 10:21:21 PM No.63904854 [Report]

>>63904792
I am pretty sure most want to fuck what the duck is hiding.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 10:24:45 PM No.63904872 [Report] >>63904906 >>63904956

>>63903585
i have the uncensored version of this along with animator's notes, based french animators actually fully animated all the tiddy just to censor it with that fucking duck.