>>63901214Heh, oh yeah, well what about this?
Five dump trucks, each laden with an identical, heavy load of uranium, simultaneously depart from the Fordow Fuel Enrichment Plant (near Qom).
Each truck is bound for a different, distinct Iranian city, and each travels in a unique direction. While all trucks begin their journey at the exact same moment and maintain a constant speed, their individual speeds vary slightly due to their destination and the terrain.
Truck A: Heading Northwest to Tabriz
Truck B: Heading Northeast to Mashhad
Truck C: Heading South to Shiraz
Truck D: Heading Southwest to Ahvaz
Truck E: Heading North to Tehran
Assuming each truck travels directly to its city without stops or deviations, assuming the uranium loads are precisely equal in every way, and assuming all satcom operators are dead or asleep at their desks, which truck reaches its destination first, which last, and just how much cock does the guy you're replying to smoke?