Thread 63899771

What AK is this?

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Type 56

>>63899771 (OP)
>whitest russian
yeah

>>63899771 (OP)
Fuck ya
mudda

>>63899771 (OP)
AR 47

Total Zigger Deathbringer 47

>>63899771 (OP)
>standard russian
>what gun?
>no immediate gun
Oh yeah, 100% a sudoku video

>>63899771 (OP)
If man kill hwo uplwd?

>>63899771 (OP)
Is this the guy from the knife fight? What happened to him?

>>63899841
It was a stream.

>>63899841
A lot of zegro cams come from uke side after the get them off the boddies

>>63899853
Probably got ass raped one too many times.

>>63899771 (OP)
can i have version with sound?
Also its really bizzare that he removed mag, like whats the point?

full
https://files.catbox.moe/wzey0a.mp4

>>63899906
They are taken away, so they dont shoot commanders.

>>63899902
That’s no way to treat your heroes.

>>63899914
>you dont believe me
>you will believe me now
>*yakutsk gibberish
>fuck piss cunt
>dont wait me at home.
>*yakutsk gibberish
>i dont have anyone at home
>blyad
>help me get up

Holy shit guy is retarded, didnt even kill himself. Also there were other guys near him so i assume he survived

>>63899860
source?

>>63899771 (OP)
Looks like this retard shot himself in the face without hitting the brain, he might have lived.

>>63899943
Perfect volunteer for the next meatwave!

>>63899771 (OP)
>S*M*E*R*S*H* - Suicide is... comfy

>>63899927
you may not like it but the russian army (i am told by a russian) is held together by assrape and brutal hazing.

I always wondered, why not set it to burst or full auto to make sure you an hero.

>>63899860
Russians also leak videos from their dead comrades routinely

>>63900076
Some do.
In this particular case? It wouldnt change anything.

>>63900076
He doesn't have a mag because they don't trust their soldiers with those, so it's not like there's going to be multiple shots.

A few days ago, a POWnik said in an interview that they were issued ancient AKs, and then offered to buy magazines, kevlar, and other gear using the money they received upon signing up.
The military only provides one magazine and body armor taken from the dead.

>>63900123
The mag was like 2000-4000 rubbles each, armor plates I dont remember.

>>63899771 (OP)
why would anyone do this instead of fragging the CO or shooting it out with barrier units?

>>63900123
>The military only provides one magazine and body armor taken from the dead.
It became even worse? In 2023 or 2024 I remember retards were given two mags and a plate carrier (50% chance that it doesn't have plates though).

>>63899771 (OP)
>dat angle
let me guess, he is alive but horribly disfigured?

>>63900148
yes

>>63899771 (OP)

Is he okay?

>>63900137
>even worse?
It depends on the point of view

>>63900154
No anon I don't think so

>>63900130
>why would anyone do this instead of fragging the CO or shooting it out with barrier units?
Looks like he's only got that one round, and things might get very bad if he survives the attempt.
In Soviet times, the conscript army wasn't really that different from prison. Many men went through both. Ended up being humiliated and basically used as forced labor both times. Or worse.
Anyways, there's a lot of cultural overlap. Including in how they treat the people they don't particularly respect.

>>63900076
>why not set it to burst
>akm

>>63900170
>In Soviet times
He doesnt know

>>63900130
>why would anyone do this instead of fragging the CO or shooting it out with barrier units?
Soviet system (and russia is still soviet in this sense) raises slaves since childhood. And slaves are similar to robots with the three laws of robotics. A slave can't harm his master. Simple as.

>>63900170
>In Soviet times, the conscript army wasn't really that different from prison
- Kindergarten wasn't really that different from prison;
- School wasn't really that different from prison;
- etc...
- Even work wasn't really that different from prison;

Any societal institution in soviet society was a micro-gulag in its essence.

>>63899771 (OP)
>>63899914
Man this is just depressing. This is not even the usual case of a Russian killing himself when wounded or lost or surrounded to avoid capture since if he ends up back in Russian hands after being captured they'll torture him or worse since its considered cowardice and treason. He's just drunk/high.

>>63900202
I dunno, maybe their kindergartners were slightly too innocent to fully apply Russian prison rules and pick a few bitches to "lower" into the status of assmeat toilet licker faggot slaves (yes, this happened in their army and labor camps).

>>63900212
That definitely happened with orphanages in full force.
Kindergartens were mostly about abuse from the staff.
Schools however often have the sodomizing and shit. It depended on how "good" (in terms of intersection of socio-economic development, background and local culture things are) the school and region are. E.g. if there a big chunk of "new urbanites" (basically rural russian byldo moved into a city) and/or ex-cons getting settled there (they were often forbidden to live in better cities), then you could easily get this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazan_phenomenon - it wasn't just Kazan, and it wasn't just from the 70s, it's when it became so bad (it's whitewashed to shit) that it started to be a problem to cover up.

>>63900154
let's just say he's better than he was before

>>63900104
one dude literally did burst his dome apart, he like slump into the trigger so it just kept going for like 5 rounds lmao

I've also seen some retard in a barrack shoot himself while fucking around or something and put at least two rounds through his chin

>>63899771 (OP)
>hey guys...I guess thats it

>>63900268
>retarded suicide
>* retarded suicide in japan *

>>63899771 (OP)
What is this phenotype?

>>63900324
Pure aryan, obviously.

>>63900181

Tactical advantage of turning the faucet on before shooting yourself?

>>63899932
I was wondering about that. It looked the bullet came out his face and missed his brain.

>>63899841
he placed his laptop to his left side and shot himself in such a way as to hit the upload button with his nose

>>63900178
>akm
>ak74

>>63900271
nah that's their forest

>>63900043
Jarvis, pull up Suicide is Painless, the theme song of the MASH series. Re-orchestrate: accordion for the main melody, balalaika for accompaniment and a fiddle for depth on the chorus. Rearrange: 2 bars intro into 4 bars chorus. Overlay video: Russian domestic propaganda for the intro, clips of them training, fighter jets buzzing close by, armored columns marching towards Kyiv, VDV being deployed. When the beat drops, briefly fade out to black and then quickly switch to snippets of Russians blowing their brains off. Have each gunshot align with beats 2 and 4. Intertwine with videos of tanks blowing up. A turret toss for each bar-ending crash cymbal. As the final chorus approaches the end, a sense of urgency: more and more gruesome clips in faster successions, planes shot out the sky, Moskva sinking, bombers droned, Monke squirming in his seat, pidors chased by FPVs. Upload to catbox. Copy link, add text: "comfy status?". Post.

I get that being Russian (especially churka flavored weird brown-asian Russian) is pure suffering but what compels a man to film his own suicide? Anyone got the vid with sound, what did he say?

>>63900148
>horribly disfigured
Somehow even worse then before

>>63900588
You waste water as an additional fuck you i guess.

>>63899771 (OP)
Reminds me of Nikolas Cruz somehow

It was succesful, apparently.

"This is a fighter of the 5th Tank Guruev Zorigto Anatolievich from Ulan-Ude. He shot himself because of two reasons. One, the girl left and two, it was abandonment by his comrades and commanders. The full video is over an hour long. He didn't die right away, he was leaking for a long time. Who gives a shit about the girl, but the commanders of the brigade? Why is he there alone?

Erdeni “Gal”, can you answer me?"

>>63900181
That's some shit construction work to boot

>>63900588
He did not want to commit suicide and accidentally broke everything inside before shooting himself after a violent attempt at self-strangulation.

>>63900104
But he survived.

>>63905001
>the girl left
>abandonment by his comrades and commanders
So girl and first love left him, got it

>>63905001
if only the tsar knew...

>>63900719
You might be surprised by the amount of people that just blow their faces off instead of dying. Its really common.

>>63899771 (OP)
This war has had the most frontline suicides I've ever seen. In fact, I haven't even seen any videos of soldiers killing themselves in the middle of a war before Ukraine. What is it about this war that has so many soldiers punching the ticket?

>>63907334
Most real wars until now didn't have smartphones and drones with cameras.

Why wouldn't you just frag your commanding officer and surrender to the Ukrainians as a meatwave conscript?

>>63907334
people are used to 100 years of normal life in Europe, then suddenly real shit happens and nobody wants to be a part of it

>>63905001
>tank
>there's no tank
who the fuck wrote this script

>>63905001
>>63907514
>5th Tank
Maybe the 5th Guards Tank Brigade from Buryatia?

>>63907503
>people are used to 100 years of normal life in Europe
>Europe

>>63907788
Yo Tarkov 1.0 looks lit senpai

>>63907499
because if you end up at the hands of the Russians again they'll rape you and then send you back to the front. It's the actual real reason there's so many suicides, to prevent capture.

>>63907334
Russians aren't allowed to retreat or be captured under penalty of treason or cowardice. So they kill themselves instead.

>>63907503
>100 years of normal life
>In Europe.
WWII and the Cold War didn't happen more than 100 years ago you're getting it confused with WW1.

>>63899932
>didnt even kill himself
>>63899943
The moment I saw how he was aiming it I knew he was going to fuck up and miss his brain

>>63906972
One I distinctly remember I think was some huemonkey that was being recorded by someone after he attempted to an hero with an FAL, only to turn the lower half of his face into pulled pork
>still alive, eyes intact, completely in shock
>FAL in hand or on the floor
>looking at the guy recording him and giving him a thumbs up
Crazy shit

>>63899853
Knife fight guy unironically got killed like a few days after

>>63900588
*spits on floor*
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

Shit, I realized what this was going to be even before he waved.

ADD ANOTHER TO THE COMPILATION

>>63900170
>In Soviet times, the conscript army wasn't really that different from prison. Many men went through both. Ended up being humiliated and basically used as forced labor both times. Or worse.

I would like to add that each of the USSR republic's had their own armies and managed them all in their own way. Everyone did 2 years but not everyone did 2 years of prison like the Russians.

My dad described his as "a fun waste of time that was overall neither good nor bad, it didn't hurt but I could have been doing better things without it."

>>63910569
its less their own "armies" and more their own units. It also depended on the branch.

>>63899771 (OP)
Why do AKs in the Ukraine war make such big flashes?
Do these faggots not use proper flash hiders or is their ammo just extra spicy?

>>63910592
They were armies that would be folded into units of the overall red army if/when the nukes flew. They had to pay for it themselves.

>>63900154
Chewing's gonna be hard, but on the brightside, his sinuses are clearer than they've ever been.

>>63900972
Anon translated the Russian bits here >>63899932
We'll need a Yakut Anon to do the other bits.

>>63910631
With how often the ammo dumps and factories get blown up, I wouldn't be surprised if guys in the field are creating Putin's Pissing Hot Loads™ to fill in the gaps in supply.