Thread 63902499 - /k/ [Archived: 583 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:20:54 PM No.63902499
Admiral Kuzmetsov june 26
Admiral Kuzmetsov june 26
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Well, well, looks like after falling off a floating dry dock, getting a massive hole on the hull and several fires later, the Admiral Kuzmetsov can still float. Picture taken yesterday.
She was supposed to have been handed back over to the Russian Navy in early 2024, but, well, you know.
Chances to see her sailing again? or even launching planes? (last one was 10 years ago)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:31 PM No.63902518
>>63902499 (OP)
Someone needs to put that poor thing out of its misery
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:58:39 PM No.63902578
they'd be better off just making more of their admiral gorshkov ships than bothering with a carrier. long-range strikes via zircon are better than anything that can drop from their naval birds. s-350 isn't too bad either.

lots of frigates/destroyers is the better option unless you intend to invade nations across the lakes.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:03:29 PM No.63902581
>>63902499 (OP)
>Chances to see her sailing again?
I think pretty low. Will be kept forever in reserve as a "we have a carrier" cope.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:03:42 PM No.63902582
>>63902499 (OP)
You just know Ukraine will take this thing out one day
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:05:52 PM No.63902590
>>63902499 (OP)
They are going to convert her into a flying aircraft carrier transporting Russia's next-generation military weapons and she'll single-handedly capture Ukraine.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:10:27 PM No.63902607
Do they even have planes for it still?
I don't imagine the Su-33s have been a maintenance priority, and the carrier-trained pilots are probably elsewhere by now
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:15:12 PM No.63902618
>>63902499 (OP)
whats even the point, its 40 years old, breaks all the time, not even useful as a carrier, i mean im happy its a drain on russian resources, this kirov slavas, perpetually troubled sovremennys
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:23:24 PM No.63902631
Snorp
Snorp
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Kuznetsov's crew was already transferred for Ukraine frontlines.
They'd probably have to re-train the whole crew, so probably not going to sail again.

They will probably keep it as "We have a carrier" cope, but it's going to be a museum ship at best.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:51:11 PM No.63903345
>>63902607
>>63902618
>>63902499 (OP)
Planes? What's the point for Russia.
Wouldn't be better to just upgrade the whole deck to be a long range drone carrier?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:15:35 PM No.63903669
>>63902499 (OP)
take it behind the shed
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:03:10 PM No.63904058
>>63902518
This. At this point endlessly propping up this obsolete POS seems almost like 100% money embezzling scheme with no military value. It doesn't even fit within Russian doctrine and war-fighting tactics. They'd need an arsenal ship, a shitload of small destroyers and some proper landing ships.

Like you could write off any money on that shit, the secrecy wouldn't allow proper auditing, it's state and constant accidents wouldn't allow revealing the scam by failing at sea and somebody has care free million stream as long as Putins regime functions.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:18 PM No.63904075
>>63902582
Too risky. The things trapped in the sealed-off bulkheads could get loose... Monke would be forced to nook... And even that might not be enough.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:10:00 PM No.63904081
>>63902499 (OP)
If the ukes managed to scuttle it right there, it would give me hope for the lulz to return
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:47 PM No.63904111
>>63904081
While that would be funny, it has negative military value as it sits.
Much better to let Russia funnel money into the black hole.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:29:29 PM No.63904172
Karrier
Karrier
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>>63902499 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:44:54 PM No.63904253
genuinely thought it was flying the union jack for a second
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:58:19 PM No.63904327
927887297
927887297
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>>63902499 (OP)
They had Kuz in the new drydock for renovation back in 2022, during the winter they took it out for some reason mid-work and floated it up river. Been sat there ever since, and judging by the rust it's had no work done to it.
The rot probably runs through the entire shit.
No saving it, gonna just be rotting on the side forever.
Russia could never picrel
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:04:06 PM No.63904365
>>63902499 (OP)
it would be a massive waste of resources to rebuild it
so they might
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:23:52 PM No.63905099
>>63902607
They can still fly those out of land based air fields.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:02:14 AM No.63905554
>>63902618
Containment
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:22:32 AM No.63907365
>>63904172
How hard can it possibly be to run a nuclear reactor?
>Nuke stuff and water goes in, steam comes out
It's a big expensive sauna. Even russians managed to do it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:00 PM No.63908453
>>63907365
And if you do somehow screw up the reactor just runs extra good.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:58:24 PM No.63908537
>>63902582
It does more damage just being itself and draining the RU budget. Not like it's going to do anything of note anyways, other than sink maybe.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:59:05 PM No.63908539
5194
5194
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>>63907365
>Even russians managed to do it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:59:52 PM No.63908540
>>63908537
Yay another target. Fix him, fix him, fix him.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:49 PM No.63908542
>>63902499 (OP)
They're weathering for the movie "The Fall of Monki"
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:06:53 PM No.63908563
>>63908539
Well, they did manage to make one of their reactors run extra good at least on one occasion.
After they snuffed it out a bit too hard trying to test its shutdown behavior and then pulled all the control rods trying to get it going again (the night shift may have been incompetent, but at least they figured out how to bypass all the safeties), it might have produced like 1000 times its intended output for a moment. The sensors were kind out of their intended range at this point.
The pressure vessel was not physically compatible with this great advancement in Soviet power.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:14 PM No.63908565
it stopped glowing
it stopped glowing
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>>63908539
In a way.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:56:03 PM No.63908698
>>63902518
Don't give Budanov ideas.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:10:10 PM No.63908753
>>63902499 (OP)
Special K gets a pass under the terms of the Dresden Agreement (Addendum VII) because of That Which Lurks Within
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:15 PM No.63908871
kuznetsov_evolved_hungry
kuznetsov_evolved_hungry
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>>63904075
Indeed, those mobikscubes were no accidental byproduct of homo sovieticus' disregard for humanity. They've started feeding "her".
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:18 PM No.63909321
>>63904075
Not even Monke would be dumb enough to nook them. He'd be nooking the rest of us to deny them hosts.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:50:29 AM No.63910757
>>63904172
It may be puerile, but PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DUECE gets me everytime.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:35:45 AM No.63910920
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articles_120_20191212130942-1
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>>63902499 (OP)
Just in time! Fire up those boilers. The mosquito's are starting to get bad again.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:40:51 AM No.63910941
>>63902578
They liked larping as a real power with her in Syria
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:59:25 AM No.63911000
RussianRadar
RussianRadar
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>>63902582
They won't see it coming.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:13:21 AM No.63911380
>>63911000
>If only you knew how blyat things really are.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:22 AM No.63911419
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1588324689_1576328904_ammimblyqpe
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Alright, /k/. Armed with nothing but a flashlight, would you venture all the way to the bowels of the ship and back again by yourself? I honest to God think I'd be too scared
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:35 AM No.63911422
>>63911000
kek!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:31:27 AM No.63911428
N_nlLO_v7Co
N_nlLO_v7Co
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>>63911419
The 'back again' part 100% depends on what kind of cryptids I find if they are DTF.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:53 AM No.63911458
>>63908698
Budanov wants that thing to last a century so the dumb Russians keep throwing money into a pit instead of doing something useful with it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:49:42 AM No.63911465
>>63908563
Russia has had so many nuclear accidents they should be banned from using it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:11:39 AM No.63911512
>>63911419
there was this greentext about you being suited up and sent into the Kuznetsov's sealed passages; upon reaching the locked hatch on the other end, you look through it asking your crewmates to let you in, and find that they're inside helping you take off your suit

I can't find it again
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:27:08 PM No.63912387
>>63911465
im ok with them irradiating their own land as opposed to burning tires to stay warm
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:30:12 PM No.63912391
>>63902631
Kuznetsov's crew 'transitioned'... into cubes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:22:27 PM No.63912644
>>63908871
The horror greentexts that showed up based on the shots from those decks were pretty cool.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:25:14 PM No.63912651
>>63902631
>They will probably keep it as "We have a carrier" cope, but it's going to be a museum ship at best.
Really where it belongs, was a decent ship for the time, now it's a relic forced to run well after it's date.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:26:24 PM No.63912656
I have hope. There was no honour in sapping her, no respect.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:41:18 PM No.63912699
>>63911419
>flashlight
You're only going to anger them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:50:13 PM No.63912723
1739976701310690
1739976701310690
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>>63911419
>You step into the first mate's cabin, he barely looks up from the table as you approach, an aura of cold indifference carries across the room as the smoke from his cigar pools around the top of the dimly lit cabin
>"Anon y. Moos, the lower generator is out again." he pauses, as if waiting for a response, before letting out a sigh and continuing "You are tasked with going to the sub-engineering deck and restarting it, most likely just a work out coil again."
>He takes a drag on his cigar, clearing his throat as he places it on his silver ash tray before exhaling, translucent smoke billowing from his face
>"You are to see Yuri for your equipment, he should be in engineering right now, as usual, and will have further instructions."
>He finally looks up at you
>"Oh, and don't fuck about, it is crucial we get the generator going again soon, if the enemy finds us out here without our main power drive, we're dead." he looks you in the eye, his brows low and lids hardly open, as though intentionally trying to instill a sense of intimidation "Pull this off well and your drink rations will be doubled for the month, but if you screw this up, I'll have you mounted to the flag pole by your asshole, understood?"
>You straighten yourself out, mustering a salute
>"Yes sir." you respond
>"Good." he relaxes "Dismissed."
>You leave the office, the rich sent of cigar smoke seeming to carry with you as you descend down the main stairwell into engineering.
>Slamming your fist against the head of engineering's bulkhead door to announce your arrival, you wait for him to open the door
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:09:51 PM No.63912787
>>63912723
>"WHO THE FUCK IS IT NOW?!" you hear someone cursing from the other side, metal clanging about as the sound of boots crashing against metal deck plating quickly grows louder "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCK MICROWAVE IN THE MESS HALL RIGHT NOW, THERE'S FAR MORE IMPORTAN-"
>The bulkhead door flies open, crashing against the wall next to it
>"Oh!" Yuri stands before you, his uniform an unkept mess, hair greasy and frazzled "About fucking time, get in here."
>The door slams behind you as you enter, Yuri nearly breaking into a run as he crosses the room, grabbing a tool box and several copper coils
>"Here, you'll need these" he says, shoving the equipment into your hands "You'll need to reach the rear of the deck, remove the generator's front panel, inspect it for any damaged coils, and replace them, then remount the cover and return."
>He pauses for a moment
>"Another thing, there's been a, uh, gas leak down there, and we've had lower decks cut off from ventilation for a while now, it should be safe to enter but do not linger." he looks you dead in the eye "You may very well experience hallucinations, do not pay any attention to them, keep moving, get the job done, come back, do not interact with or inspect anything else and waste absolutely NO time whatsoever."
>He hands you a flash light
>"It is very important you do not waste any time, understand?" he grips your arm tight "Do. not. fuck. about."
>Before you can respond, he swings open the door, leading you to a rusty hatch on the far end of the engineering deck, guarded by two sailors armed with Kalashnikovs.
>"Open the hatch!" he orders
>As they begin unsealing the hatch, you notice Yuri has a hand on his holstered makarov, watching the hatch intently
>The men pull the hatch free from the floor, a hiss comes from the hole as pressure between the two compartments equalizes
>Yuri looks at you
>"Well?" he blurts out angrily "Go!"
>You nod, moving down towards the open hatch
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:25:50 PM No.63912840
>>63912787
>As you lower yourself down the ladder into the sub-deck, you notice a thick coating along everything on the deck
>A putrid smell of rot and seawater fills your nose
>You gag slightly as you reach the metal floor, coughing as the smell grows far more intense
>"Blyat" Yuri curses from above "Almost forgot."
>An old GP-5 gas mask slaps against the ground between you and the ladder
>"Use this, it's fucking rancid down there." Yuri instructs you
>Throwing on the gas mask, you notice it only slightly helps against the scent, making it noticeably harder to see as you click on your light
>"Now get to the generator!" Yuri commands "Keep moving forward until you see the large cylinder labeled 'MAIN POWER'!"
>You turn away from the hatch, walking down the hall as you try to get a better view of things
>As the light from the hatch fades, you hear Yuri call for you
>"If you get back here after you're done, bang on the hatch THREE TIMES!" he yells "NO MORE, NO LESS!"
>The hatch slams shut
>Continuing down the hall, you observe the walls around you
>Every surface is coated with a slick crimson-brown buildup, somewhere between plaque and fat
>Doors along the deck are completely sealed from the spread of this all-consuming material
>You can hear water dripping around you, the engines above you, and the sound of your breath forcing itself in and out of the filter of your mask
>Mid stride, you fell something collide with your boot, bouncing off with a loud metalic crash
>The sound echos so loudly through the hall, you feel almost deaf for a moment, only able to hear the pounding of your heart as you look down at the source of the bump
>A tool box, much like your own
>Oddly enough, it's not covered in the same substance as everything around you
>You catch your breath, taking a moment to compose yourself
>As you start to regain your hearing, you notice the deck groan behind you
>Best keep moving
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:30:30 PM No.63912855
>>63902499 (OP)
Prediction: Eventually they will strip it to the bare hull and give it to the DPRK.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:31:57 PM No.63912865
>>63912855
Nah, they'd sell it to them for another Battalion of Korean Soldiers and maybe hundred thousand shells.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:44:12 PM No.63912927
>>63912840
>Finally, you come to the end off the deck
>A long, wide cylinder stands before you laying on it's side, reading "MAIN POWER" on the front, only legible from the material coating sinking into where the letters on the panel would have been
>Carefully, you lower your toolbox to the ground, opening it and removing your wrench, moving towards the bolts on the front cover
>Looking over the bolts, you see they're far less corroded than everything else on the deck, even if they've most certainly been touched by the salty sea air around you
>One by one you begin undoing the bolts, pulling them free and placing them in your pocket
>For a moment, you think you hear metal on metal scraping coming from well behind the generator, almost in step with the twisting of the bolts
>The gas must be getting to you, best hurry
>You try to remain calm, slowing your breath as you finish up the bolts
>After prying the plate free, you asses the damage to the generator
>2 burnt out coils, nothing big
>Next to no corrosion inside either
>You quickly pull the first coil free, but the second snaps at the end
>"Cyka!" you shout
>You look over the snapped coil in your hand, throwing it away in frustration
>Rolling your sleeve up, you reach well into the generator, grasping the end of the coil still inside
>You feel a cold sensation on your hand, as though moisture were dripping onto it
>Quickly, you rip your hand free, taking the coil end with it
>You look over your hand, you see a crimson liquid coating it, perhaps the generator was not as free from corrosion as you thought, you should probably inform Yuri when you get back
>Fast as you can, you slide the new coils into place
>You start to notice strange noises around you, the water dripping seems to morph into distant wet slaps, likely the sound reverberating in strange ways around you
>Carefully you press the face plate back onto the generator, beginning to replace the bolts
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:44:16 PM No.63912928
>>63912723
>>63912787
>>63912840

I must know more!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:50:01 PM No.63912956
>>63912865
All that matters is that they get it. If they can strip a scrapped decades old Krivak to individual hull plates and put it back together as well as move a destroyer by hand they can do something with the Kuzmetsov. They already have Mig-29Ms so having something to fly off it isn't a issue.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:58:15 PM No.63912997
>>63912927
>As the last one comes lines up, your hand slips, the bolt falling straight to the floor of the deck
>As you prepare for another ear shattering crash, you tense up
>But it never comes
>You look down to where the bolt would have fallen
>There's a sailor's hat there, the fabric must have dampened the sound of the bolt impact
>You let out a sigh of relief
>You reach down and grab the bolt, taking the hat too, maybe the last man down here to fix the generator lost it, and may be willing to trade a drink or two for it's return
>You notice something below in the spot where the hat was as you lift it from the floor
>A flap of some sort of leather?
>Carefully, you flip it over with your wrench
>The underside peels free from the ground with a sickly squelch, red strands of sticky crimson stretch from the flap to the floor
>Then you notice the texture on top of it
>Smooth, pale, dotted with closely shaved hair follicles
>It's a human scalp
>You freeze for a moment, trying to understand what you're seeing
>Your heart starts to beat faster
>Surely it's just the gas
>But the thought doesn't calm you
>The sight you are seeing is simply too clear, too vivid, and you are far too sober to be mistaken
>You drop the hat
>Hastily you screw in the last bolt, trying to convince yourself what you're seeing isn't possible
>The generator still isn't running
>You can hear the sounds echoing behind the generator getting closer
>It's not water
>You begin to panic, looking all over the generator
>You see a set of buttons
>a yellow "RESET", red "START", and red "STOP"
>Trying the first thing coming to your mind, you press RESET
>A loud "CLACK" reverberates from the generators casing
>You mash the START button
>Suddenly, the generator screams to life, the sound flooding your immediate area
>You notice the light behind the start button glows, traces of green escaping around the red surface
>Your fingers feel sticky
>You notice a glow along the roof under the surface of the corrosion
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:16:08 PM No.63913076
>>63912997
>It's too dim to light anything, but bright enough to be seen
>As you trace the lights along the room, you notice something
>The glowing tubes along the ceiling are blotted out by shape, slowly moving from one end of the ceiling towards you
>The slapping sound seems to follow it
>You freeze, staring directly at it, slowly bringing your light towards the movement
>As the beam of light nears it, you notice it stop, for a moment
>Then it jolts into motion, seeming to sprint towards you across the ceiling
>You turn and begin running
>Your boots slam against the floor with loud, wet "thud"s as you run
>Your heart pounds
>Your blood runs cold
>The wet clapping against the ceiling grows distance, but still chases after you
>Then you see it
>The ladder
>Nearly there
>You can hear the groaning of the deck, it's pitch slowly raising into sharp whaling sound, as though the deck itself is crying out for you to remain
>You drop your light and toolbox, ascending the ladder
>With every ounce of willpower you have, you bang on the door 3 times, desperately wanting to slam against it more in pure panic
>The hatch hisses loudly as you see the light start to creep through
>The hatch opens wider
>You try to press yourself through the gap
>You see something pull up in front of your face
>The barrel of a makarov pistol
>"Anon?" a voice calls out
>The pistol pulls away
>You feel a tight grip on the collar of your shirt
>The hatch flies wide open and you feel yourself ripped up through the hatch
>Your boot snags on something, ripping free from your foot
>As you rip free from the hatchway, the door slams behind you
>You collapse to the ground, completely out of breath
>"Is it running?" Yuri asks
>You look up at him, barely able to see him around the overhead light
>"Yeah..." you mutter
>Yuri claps his hands together excitedly
>"Excellent work!" he shouts
>You peel the mask from your face
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:26:51 PM No.63913117
>>63913076
>Yuri helps you to your feet
>"That should keep us going until we make port." Yuri remarks "Now, go see the first mate, let him know the job is done."
>"What was that thing down there?" you ask
>Yuri stops for a moment, looking at you
>"Thing?" he says "The generator?"
>"No, there was something else, it chased me to the hatch." you say "A minute slower opening it and whatever it was would have had me."
>Yuri picks up your mask, looking over it
>"Ayy, Blyat..." he mutters
>He pulls the filter from the mask
>"I fucked up, Anon." he says "These filters are long out of date, gas must have gone right through, you're likely suffering from the early stages of hypoxia, please see the medical officer when you can."
>"What kind of gas was it?" you ask
>Yuri shrugs
>"How should I know, I'm an engineer, not a chemist." he dismisses "Enough question, now fuck off and see the first mate about your reward before I claim it myself."
>You drop the question, leaving the engineering deck
>You swear you can hear the sound of something rubbing against the hatch as you turn to leave
>Best keep moving
End.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:38:42 PM No.63913171
>>63912956
God the jokes that would come from North Korea finally getting one and then them somehow managing to make work better than Soviet new would be great.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:39:34 PM No.63913177
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>>63908539
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:40:29 PM No.63913181
Pazu... are you sure we're still in the mines?
Pazu... are you sure we're still in the mines?
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>>63908871

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGqE0CLz_LM
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:53:26 PM No.63913235
>>63913171
If China can get one going the DPRK can as well, possibly even better. Kim recently said they were going to build heavy cruisers, it isn't hard to imagine that this is what he was talking about.

I could easily see how they would do it;

>Cut number of aircraft in half, just Migs, Sus and a couple helicopters
>Use extra space to add more missiles because Norks
>Add more AA guns because Norks, minimum 100 14.5mm Gatling guns
>Mast has rotating animatronic Kim statue that automatically dabs in the direction of Moscow every 15 seconds
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:02:34 PM No.63913275
>>63913235
>>63913171
In theory they could turn it into the worlds first strategic paratrooper assault carrier: An-2s are smaller than Mig-29s and the runway is twice as long as they would require. They wouldn't even need arrestor hooks and it could carry 40-50 of them, more if they could make the wings fold. With wheeled floats they could even replace some of the helicopters for airborne patrol/SnR duties.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:03:07 PM No.63913278
>>63913117
Good writing, but weak ending. Should have gone with "he never got to the hatch and hallucinated exiting it" angle.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:56:10 PM No.63913514
>>63911458
>so the dumb Russians keep throwing money into a pit instead of doing something useful with it.
Reminds me of the old definition of a boat as "a hole in water you pour money into".
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:20 AM No.63914795
>>63902499 (OP)
>>63902499 (OP)
Time to take that ship down to the river to look across at where the farm will be that they're going to raise rabbits on...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:49:30 AM No.63914955
Alright, could giving or selling it to the DPRK work? As long as the hull and most of the structure are intact i can't see why not.

>Point defenses are either things the DPRK already uses or actually older
>Norks already have M-29s
>A few helicopters are no big deal
>None of the missiles are anything they don't have analogs to
>Half the sensors don't work so those need replacing as is


Since they already intend to build a cruiser they will need a dry dock that can handle it anyway, so why not? Besides the obvious fact that they will alter it in some Norky ways what would prevent it?

More importantly what weird shit would they add?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:01:45 AM No.63914997
>>63914955
I doubt it'd survive the journey to Best Korea unless it was tugged the whole way, being the flagship of its very own flotilla consisting entirely of tugs. Even then, you're probably looking at replacing A LOT of the mechanics inside, those turbines & generators have been ran so much that they're probably close to just giving up. This thing has never had shore power so that's the only way they've kept the lights on for 4 fucking decades. (December 6th this year is 40 years since it was launched btw, wonder what they'll do to celebrate.)

If I had to guess, Putin already offered the piece of shit to Kim in exchange for meat, but even Kim knows what sort of clusterfuck that is. And besides, I don't think Norks can eliminate whatever is lurking within.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:39:06 AM No.63915171
>>63914997
>turbines & generators

This would be the first mess they would fix:
>Steam turbines, 8 turbo-pressurised boilers, 4 shafts, 200,000 hp (150 MW)
4 × 50,000 hp (37 MW) turbines
9 × 2,011 hp (1,500 kW) turbogenerators
6 × 2,011 hp (1,500 kW) diesel generators
4 × fixed pitch propellers

Fuck that, the Norks would just throw in two or three small basic 'civilian' PWRs, a few back ups and four big electric motors. It would be easier than fixing the current mess and open up alot of physical space. I suspect the KPAN Carrier 001 'Songun' would use alot less power than the current design.

Weapons would stay the same or Nork versions, they would use the engine space freed up for land attack missiles.
Aircraft ideas:

16 × MiG-29K
2 × Su-25
6 × Ka-27PS
2 × Ka-31
4 MI-4
30-40 An-2 (40-50 if they can figure out how to fold the wings?)

>I don't think Norks can eliminate whatever is lurking within

'It' is in the mazut tanks. Since they need space for 600-800 paratroopers the tanks will be removed intact to make space and the DPRK will move 'it' while 'it' is still trapped inside. Kim insists that 'it' NOT be killed, he has a use in mind...
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:52:29 AM No.63915222
>>63915171
>22x30mm rotary guns
>Probably 24-36 14.5mm Gatlings

"Sir there is no way our jets can get through the air defenses around the USS Enterprise, even with a surprise attack!"

"Jets Number One? Hahaha! Good joke! Pull up 2k from them and spin up the guns."
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:00:36 PM No.63916698
20250000 (2)
20250000 (2)
md5: fb71d7435d6a3f455217ff070273c836🔍
>>63902499 (OP)
>>63902582
it does more damage to Russia financially as being a useless money pit
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:49 PM No.63916786
>>63902582
Ukraine isnt russia, they dont bomb targets with little to no military value. Or negative value actually
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:37 PM No.63916790
>>63904075
>The vang/flood are inside the kuznetsov waiting for humans to get close
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:56:05 PM No.63918732
Contemplating the idea of An-2s as modern carrier born Air Assault aircraft: Given the AN-2s capabilities is there any reason they couldn't drop their paratroopers onto a oil tanker or bulk cargo ship?

Theoretically you could take 40-50 super tankers and bulk carriers in one attack. If they were float variants they could have a 1400-1600 mile threat range one way and most of the targets could actually winch them on board using the winches for the ships boats.

Or don't, just abandon them after picking up the crews.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:18:21 AM No.63919498
>>63913177
Delete that shit, bitch.
Replies: >>63919554
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:33:35 AM No.63919554
>>63919498
If you don't like it then pick it up yourself.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:15:36 AM No.63919728
>>63903345
Soviet doctrine was to use carriers defensively to keep American air assets further out at sea so they couldn’t rape with impunity which you need fighter jets to do. Also propaganda, America has aircraft carriers, France has aircraft carriers, China has aircraft carriers, Japan has totally not aircraft carriers, the eternal Anglo has aircraft carriers, great powers have aircraft carriers, backwater shitholes like Iran have drone carriers.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/1/2025, 3:23:33 AM No.63919754
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md5: d655f0f83893cbdb3d265840b0ecf37a🔍
Reading this thread has been bothering me for the last 48+ hours. I have been thinking about how the Admiral Kuzmetsov would be rebuilt and equipped if it were in North Korea service.

I think i could do a reasonably logical 8-10 post thread about it, should i? If ya'll just want me to fuck off say so but i if not say so, it will take me a day or so to write it up and to make sure i'm not being a total retard.
Replies: >>63919785 >>63919803 >>63919815
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:31:47 AM No.63919785
>>63919754
I'd read it.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:38:11 AM No.63919803
>>63919754
I can’t see how the Norks would get up to speed on naval aviation so I’m interested
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:41:54 AM No.63919815
>>63919754
Please bless us with your schizo juche ramblings.
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Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/1/2025, 5:08:25 AM No.63920092
>>63919815
>>63919803
>>63919785
Fuck me, i now i have to actually do it. I expected you guys to tell me to eat a dick.

Give me 48 hours, things i need to figure out so i don't sound like a idiot:

>Capacity and location of the Mazut storage tanks
>Electrical requirements, specifically the guns as that would be the one thing that would have a greater power load than the current configuration
>The DPRK's capacity to make at least 2-3 basic PWRs that could power it, their size and shielding requirements
>The DPRKs ability to find, build, make or 'acquire' 4x50-75k HP electric motors
>Power for the radar/senors/ect

Some one throw me a bone here. I need at least 10mw to make it work, at least 25-30mw at minimum right?
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Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/1/2025, 5:14:27 AM No.63920116
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md5: cee39c6b64a3e0e36baff964b41c8934🔍
>>63920092
Electrical power, main issue. The current power systems are an absolute mess. I am a naval newbie and even i can see that.

I'll do my best, everyone support me!
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Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/1/2025, 5:52:02 AM No.63920242
7jHe5mj
7jHe5mj
md5: 3b5cc8b134fa47acade066c7b100a187🔍
>>63920116
>>63920092

>Wants 36 semi automated 14.5mm rotary guns plus 6xStrela each
>GAU-19/A requires 24 - 28 Vdc, 58 amps
>1,624 watts just for the GAU motor
>Has 4-5x GAU-19 power requirement due to the missiles need for nitrogen compressor
>400-500K watts

This is going to be a brutal self inflicted crash course on naval power supply isn't it?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:21:40 AM No.63920326
>>63908563
Dude RBMKs don't have pressure vessels...
More in common with the Chicago pile than anything else
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:23:25 AM No.63920336
>>63907365
>>63908539
Get 45 years out of them even built a mega version in Lithuania.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RBMK
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:18 AM No.63920813
Kursed Kuznetsov
Kursed Kuznetsov
md5: f222f11683c054a719ddc99477e4727b🔍
>>63911419
Posting the lore here so the newfags can catch up with the rest of us.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:19:20 AM No.63920814
Kursed Kuznetsov 2
Kursed Kuznetsov 2
md5: f0c4ce7452b470a8dd89e900abf687a2🔍
>>63920813
And here's part 2.
Replies: >>63923414
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:20:18 AM No.63920817
>>63913514
Stupid American
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:53:05 PM No.63923321
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1679915728133
md5: eff745a81adda14251a56cf7497488e0🔍
The stars are not right for this thread to die.
Replies: >>63931234
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:36 PM No.63923414
>>63920813
>>63920814
a roguelike kuznetsov exploration game would be so cool
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:06:37 PM No.63923419
>>63902499 (OP)
>Chances to see her sailing again?
lol
>or even launching planes?
lmao even
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:16:52 PM No.63923833
This "collective fiction" is interesting and funny, but i long wanted to post a legendary text about life on kuznetsov here(written 8 years ago, about more distant past). Seems like a true account - it looks like it doesnt contradict what is known about russian armed forces, and i'm not aware about any debunks. It is long though, i might not even finish posting today.
Here we go:

Why I went to serve. In my case, I had no choice. I come from a poor family, we never had any extra money for bribes, so I passed the medical examination - "fit" - "pack a towel and soap and go to the recruiting station tomorrow." When they asked me where I would like to serve, I answered that I would like to serve in the navy. Of course, I knew nothing about the "Kuznetsov." A small but important addition - I had an encounter with police(suspected of theft). And two months after I went to the army, my best friend was imprisoned for 6 years for armed robbery as part of a group. It is possible that I would have been imprisoned next to them, if at that time I had not been studying military ranks a thousand kilometers away in a crowd of bald "skinny" guys.

KMB. I will not describe the road, it requires a separate long story. I will write what happened next. We arrived in Severomorsk and were sorted for the KMB ("Young Soldier Course", if anyone doesn't know). It was just paradise here. Feeding - snow removal - learning the regulations - lights out. They even took us to the movies a couple of times. At home, I had never eaten so well and tasty, and three times a day. I thought that this was how you could serve and that it turned out that the army wasn't so bad. We took the oath, went to the training ground to shoot an ak several times. But even then, the first alarm bells began to ring. So, I was transferred from one cabin to another several times, while all my comrades had long since left to serve on their large landing ships, boats and coastal units.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:20:48 PM No.63923842
>>63902518
And release the Beast? Are you fucking insane?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:19 PM No.63923856
>>63923833
Among the same unfortunates, I remember an orphan and a village boy who didn't even make it through school. One midshipman told us that we were all going to the "Kuzya", and that "it's hell there, guys, get ready". Then a bunch of "Dags" were moved into our quarters and hell became very close and inevitable.

The first days on the "Kuzya". The ship looks terrible from the outside, and scary, dirty and shabby inside. Add to this the dim lighting, the stench of dampness and fuel oil and the constant hum. Even when we were being led along the long corridors, I looked around: some dark openings, broken cabins, sailors with patches on their overalls, in guises washed to a gray color, in torn burns, and someone laughed "well, you're fucked, scrawny ones". And they all greedily looked at our new overalls and the lockers, where the second set of clothes, striped shirts, socks, soap and etc. Some even tried to snatch things from our hands while we were moving. Then we were lined up in a hangar in one row and officers from different BCs(units) walked along and looked for their "zemans"(people from same region). I ended up serving in BC-5, the electrical engineering division.

"Golden days". I served for two years and our seniority system was approximately as follows: "skinny" - "crucian" - "insolent crucian" - "godok" - "demob" - "civilian". Each "crucian" belonged to some "godok" (who served for a year) until the end of his service. There are a lot of nuances there, I will not describe them all, the main thing is that you must definitely find and sign cigarettes for your godok for the "hundred-day", otherwise you would get a beating and a pumping up. But that was later.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:27:13 PM No.63923878
>>63923856
But at first we were "skinny" and we continued to have "golden days" - no one bothered us and we were marched everywhere in formation (so that we would not get lost). If I am not mistaken, the "golden period" lasted exactly two weeks. During this time, all the "skinny" realized how deep in the ass they were. The midshipman did not lie. During the first few days, many of my things disappeared, including worn socks and an old washcloth, then I figured out how to hide what remained in the cable routes. And then the "golden period" ended and hell set in. More on that in Part Two.

It was not for nothing that I mentioned the troubles with the police in the first part. I got the impression that "defective" conscripts with "black spots" in their biographies were sent to the "Kuzya". There were many guys with a bad past on the ship, some of whom had even served time, there were also drug users, most of them from alcoholic families, orphans, Dagestanis and Tuvans. Why the "Kuznetsov"? It is an old ship, it requires constant repair and maintenance. A lot of physically hard and dirty work, for example, bailing out fuel oil from the holds and carrying it out to the pier. Such things happened there regularly. Although there were exceptions, for example, quite decent-looking guys with higher education or Muscovites. Of course, they had it especially hard.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:29:07 PM No.63923886
>>63923878
"Karasnya". So, our "golden days" were over, now we officially became "crucian". We were lined up in front of the quarters and one very impudent Dag-demobilized asked how everyone wanted to serve, "normally or according to the regulations". I think there was one guy who chose to serve "according to the regulations" and he was immediately beaten up. Then they put a gas mask on his head and made him run up and down the ladder until he fell. As we soon found out, this was the most popular method of "pumping up" on the ship. From that day on, we did not have the right to sit on the bunk until lights out, we had to be busy all the time, "rustling" the cleaning in the quarters and in the departments. Constantly, with or without cause, we got it from the "godki" and demobilized - this is how they got back at the bullying that they themselves once suffered. In addition, the karas had to ask the old-timers for "the go-ahead" in order to pass by without consequences. This strange rule concerned not only the old and demob soldiers, but also many contrabasses (contractors = yesterday's conscripts) and even midshipmen. Yes, the midshipmen fully supported this system.
"Beatings and pumping". Variations and techniques of blows that were used on crucian carp from the most harmless to the most severe:

"Smetanka". A blow with an open palm to the forehead.

"Kolobakha". A blow with fingers to the forehead.

"Tabletka". A sharp blow with the edge of the palm to the Adam's apple.

"Skvorets" ("plywood"). A blow with a fist to the sternum.

"Moose". A blow to the palms brought together on the forehead.

"Turtle". A strong blow with the palm to the back of the head, the most popular punishment on the ship. As a rule, "turtles" were given about ten at a time. Many old men and demobilized soldiers delivered their last blows with a fist.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:31:46 PM No.63923898
>>63923886

Pumping methods:
"Marine stance". A hat is placed on the floor, the person being punished rests his head on the hat and puts his hands behind his back. It is impossible to hold out in this position for long. After the fall, a series of blows and a new "stance" follows.
"Wall". The fighter leans his back against the wall, bends his knees halfway and stretches his arms forward. As an option, some object that cannot be dropped is placed on the outstretched arms.
"Squats and push-ups". No description is required here. Up to 500 squats and 100 push-ups in different combinations.
"Elephant". The classic and most popular method of "education". A gas mask is put on the head of the person being punished and he begins to run up and down the ramps, as an option - with a song or some phrase.

"Conditions". I will briefly describe the conditions of service, and let the readers draw their own conclusions. There are a huge number of cockroaches and rats on the ship. They are everywhere, especially in the galleys and canteens. Body lice. These insects were found even in demobilized soldiers, since it is impossible to wash normally on the ship. And considering the contingent of all sorts of orphans and young criminals arriving there to serve, it is not surprising that someone regularly had lice. There is a bathhouse on the ship, even two (one is not working), but washing in such a bathhouse requires experience and skill. Most of the time on the "Kuz" it is hellishly cold, and there is no heating or hot water. In our division, you could only wash with cold water, and it was given in the evening and in the morning for about 20 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:35:48 PM No.63923926
>>63923898
Food. As good as the food was on the KMB, the food was bad on the "Kuz". Pearl barley porridge ("bolts"), cabbage bigus and white ("milk soup") were always present in our diet. Some guys, out of hunger, agreed to wash plates and spoons in the galley for an extra portion of porridge. This phenomenon was called "nehvat(scarcity) fucks(him)". There were also those who fell very low and secretly picked up and ate the remains from the garbage in the galley. Such people were immediately and secretly transferred from "nehvaty" to "chukhany".

"Theft". I took this topic out of the "conditions" because it is very broad. Those who served in the army know that in the army there is no such thing as "stole", there is "lost". As I already wrote, theft on the "Kuzya" is the order of the day, because any valuable item can be sold or exchanged for cigarettes and "sgukha"(condensed milk). Crucians do not know the local customs and very quickly lose everything. Immediately upon arrival, all your things need to be hidden somewhere in secluded places ("shkers") so that no one sees. Of course, the best option is to keep your belongings in the cabin of a familiar midshipman or officer. However, where did the crucian get such useful contacts? So far, he has learned how to get to the galley and go out to the hangar for formation without getting lost. If you go in the wrong place, other BCs can corner you and "stripping" you (exchanging their old worn-out clothes for your new ones) or simply taking them away. Although few had new uniforms by the end of the "golden period". As a rule, by that time everyone was wearing old clothes, except perhaps the Dag. The Dag were in a privileged position on the "Kuz". Most of the contraktniks were Dag and they immediately pulled their fellow countrymen "up". In fact, the Karas-Dag became demobilized soldiers who do not clean up or do anything useful in the division, they only go to the galley and eat for three.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:41:23 PM No.63923963
>>63923926
"The difficulties of service." There were also those who could not get used to the systematic beatings and abuse. For example, Alexander Sidorov swallowed a piece of bleach at night. And almost at the same time, Alexey Shulga left with a heart attack (most likely due to pumping). A little later, a sailor tried to hang himself in the ventilation room, but the orderly noticed him. The division commander lined everyone up and raged, threatening that if he saw even one bruise on the body of a young conscript, the demobilized ones would go not home, but to prison. Our division commander was Captain 2nd Rank Loginov, a good man, but too soft. After this, things became noticeably easier, and from then on, one senior warrant officer from the "KU" ("Control Team") would constantly visit our division, but more on that later.

"Cleanings". Cleanings on the "Kuz" were divided into two types - "big" and "small". The "small" ones were held after each formation (there were 5 formations per day, not counting the formations for the watch according to a separate schedule). Usually it was necessary to "zagolyak" (sweep) the decks and clean up the cigarette butts from the departments, but even this the entire crew, except for the crucians, did not give a damn, since the quality of cleaning was rarely checked. "Big cleanings" are a completely different matter. They took place twice a week and sometimes lasted from morning until dinner. The crucians made "soapy" (soap foam in a basin) and scattered it everywhere, on the bulkheads and deck, and then wiped it all off with rags. In addition to the crucians, old-time - "chushkans", "shkers" and others of low rank - took part in cleanings. And vice versa - the "correct" fighters, demobilized soldiers and old guys usually "threw a dick" at the cleaning, they would only come and stand around.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:43:41 PM No.63923977
>>63923963
Sometimes, in the midst of the cleaning, the "captain" or "daddy" - the ship's commander Shevchenko - would start walking around the ship. It was easy to guess his approach by the cries of "fuckers" (his favorite word) and "faggots, blyat." If anyone has seen the film "DMB", then there was such a character there ("I'll shoot you, beat you like Sidorov's goats"). It's amazing how much this image corresponds to reality. If "daddy" found trash or cigarette butts, then the unit guilty of poor cleaning would line up and go to the flight deck to run and pump up, and then continue cleaning. It seems reasonable - the ship is dirty, it needs to be cleaned as much as possible, but in reality, all this was just show and fucking around. Rusty bulkheads with holes and peeling paint, as well as decks with torn linoleum, were further damaged by such fixtures.

"Shkers". This word on a ship is used not only for a hiding place with valuables, but also for a sailor who has "gone under the radar". Periodically, unable to withstand the hardships of service, someone would disappear - that is, hide in the numerous holds and rooms of the ship. About a day later, the entire crew would begin to search for him. As a rule, the sailors would stand in an indefinite formation in the hangar, and the jackals and midshipmen would scour all the holds, abandoned cabins and ventilation rooms. Usually, the "shker" would be found within a day, the record is, I think, three days, and then the sailor would crawl out on his own.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:46:36 PM No.63923990
>>63923977
After finding the missing person, a general formation would be announced, and the soldier, dirty and scared, would be led several times in front of the formation to the beat of a drum. At this time, the commander would shower him with abuse ("look at this motherfucker, blyat"). Later, he would end up in the KU ("Control Team", colloquially = "a team of fuckups") for some time. He was kept there somewhere in the cabins of the superstructure and was not let out anywhere, and then he was transferred to other units with a simpler regime. If he had ended up back in his unit, he would have been simply torn to pieces there. At the very least, he was a ready-made candidate for suicide or for prison bunks.

"Orders". Orderlies are something like a kitchen worker who sets the tables and washes plates and spoons after meals. Unlike dry land, this duty on the ship was for a long time, at least three months. It would seem that such a cool duty, unlimited access to food, which in the conditions of eternal life of starvation on Kuz is simply gorgeous. But everyone was afraid of this duty, even the old and demobilized, even the last "chushkans" and "nehvaty". The appointment of orderlies in our BC-5 EDT was often a severe punishment for serious offenses (drunkenness with debauchery, stabbing, etc.), which did not warrant a disciplinary battalion. I will say right away, many did not last there even a month. Why? There are many reasons, I will list them all.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:48:58 PM No.63924005
>>63923990
1) Orderlies usually didn't go out to form up and lived right in the galley. As a rule, only the senior one went out, and the privates were busy with kitchen work all the time. What does this mean? Suddenly, this means that if the orderly has bruises under both eyes, a broken nose and all his teeth are knocked out, then no one will know about it.

2) No time to sleep. There are 4 meals a day on the ship (5 on a campaign) and each time the orderlies have to wash a mountain of plates and spoons. Wash, rest for half an hour and then it's time to set the tables again. And you can't sleep at night either, because you have to fry potatoes for the godki. You can't do this at other times, otherwise you risk point 1.

3) No time to wash clothes or wash yourself somehow. If in the division you could, more or less, rinse yourself with cold water and wash your rags with soap and a brush, then in the galley it was problematic, despite the fact that there was hot water. For this reason, many orderlies stank and they quickly turned into dirty "chukhans". Accordingly, for this they regularly got a beating from the senior orderlies (usually these were Dags), as well as for all other screw-ups.

4) In the galley, the midshipman, kontraktniks and other "cool" ones loved to organize night drinking parties. And when drunk, why not make fun of the dirty, defenseless orderly who acts as a waiter at their feast? Pump him up well, so that the service did not seem like honey. This happened there often.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:58:02 PM No.63924063
>>63924005
"Hospital and hierarchy". The first time I ended up in the hospital was about 3 months after I started serving on the ship. I suddenly developed a terrible cough and was out of breath after any physical activity. For some time, I even tried to avoid doing physical exercises in the hangar, but it was no use, the illness only got worse. In the end, I went to the infirmary (the ship has an infirmary, as well as a dentist's office and a morgue). In general, this was risky, because if the division found out that the crucian went to the infirmary (=" tried to dodge lawfully his duties") and I was kicked out of there (=" didn't work out"), then I would have been in for a grandiose pumping up from the years. And considering my health, I don't know how it would have ended. However, in the infirmary they listened to me and with a diagnosis of "pneumonia" they immediately sent me to the hospital in Severomorsk. While in the hospital, I remembered the sweet times of KMB: lots of tasty food, clean, bright, no pumping or godki for you. And there I saw a "lowered" for the first time. A quiet guy was constantly hanging around the toilet and cleaning it up. I was warned that you can't borrow cigarettes from him because he's a "rooster". The old-timers got drunk, decided to have some fun and stuck their dick in his mouth. The guy was not from our unit, but later I found out that we also have "lowered" ones. As far as I understand, those identified are first placed in "KU" and then distributed to other units.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:02:18 PM No.63924090
>>63924063
We didn't have "lowered" ones in BC-5 EDT. There were "shkers" (who tried to hide away), "chukhany" (dirty, "nehvaty", lousy) and there were many of those. Even in our quarters, the bunks were divided into bunks for the "right fighters", for the "crucians" and for the "chukhans". The "right ones" always had the best and cleanest bed linen, sometimes two pillows and sheets at once. The "chukhans" often had a torn blanket, a bare mattress and not a single sheet. Closer to the end of the "crucian", the crucians could already "get cheeky" and take things from the "chukhans", for example, if they brought clean sheets and he chose a good one. The "right ones" encouraged such behavior in every possible way and beat the "chukhans" if they were indignant. That's how the system worked.

"Floating Dagestan". "Kuznetsov" is called "floating Dagestan" and this is absolutely right: the Dags rule all the processes that take place on the lower decks. By "Dags" I mean not only representatives of the nationalities of the Republic of Dagestan, but also Ingush, Ossetians and Chechens. In short, all Caucasians. And yes, in those days they still drafted Chechens, although there were very few of them on the ship, you can literally count them on the fingers of one hand. Probably not everyone knows that in Dagestan it is not so easy to get into the army. Most of the families of conscripts paid money so that their son would be taken into the army. Why, are they crazy? No, this is a chance for a poor and uneducated son of a shepherd to break out "into the world". There will be no other chance, not everyone can be a martial artist.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:03:11 PM No.63924095
>>63913117
I thought Anon Y. Moos was going to get thrown back down the hatch for asking about the entity
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:04:15 PM No.63924101
>>63924090
Their mentality is very different from the mentality of a Russian. Upon arrival, the Dag quickly gather in groups by country and establish their own semi-criminal rules. It's easy to do, because most of the kontraktniks and many midshipmen are also Dag, and they will always support their fellow tribesman, even if he is three times wrong. The officers don't give a damn about this, they are satisfied with any semblance of order, as long as they don't have to get off their asses and sort things out themselves. In some units, the number of Dag reached 30% and higher, while in our division they were about a quarter of the total number of people (about 130 people).

"Hazing". As is clear from the previous parts of my story, hazing was in full swing here. With the number of scum and scoundrels that we had in the division, it couldn't be any other way. I still remember the names of several pathological sadists, and it was clear from the very beginning that such animals had only one road - to prison. But prison won't fix them, because they clearly have problems with their heads. I've met such people in civilian life, and here on "Kuzya" they rose high thanks to their cruelty. Let me remind you that all the names are real. For example, Vladimir Ilchenko - this guy really loved cruel bullying and came up with various options for pumping up. Just before demobilization, he beat up a quiet and calm sailor Bulygin while drunk and smashed his spleen. Bulygin remained disabled for life, and Ilchenko finally went to prison, where he was so eager to go. There was also Alexey Mosin. Once he started beating someone, he would get into a frenzy and couldn't stop. Once he beat some crucian half to death for a minor offense. He went to a disciplinary battalion for a year and a half, then served out his service. And there were a lot of them there, unfortunately I don't remember the names of most of them.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:05 PM No.63924113
>>63924101
I also remember the story of Viktor Pastukhov, it's very interesting. Pastukhov tried to resist hazing on his own for some time. He was a strong guy, he did a lot of boxing and was already married by the time he was drafted. At first, he simply tolerated the bullying, but when the godki stole a photo of his wife and started making fun of him, he couldn't take it anymore and punched one of them in the face. The victim was Lyosha Smirnov, nicknamed "Pepper" - a pretty nasty and mean guy (later he stayed on contract, which is typical). "Pepper" began to bully Pastukhov in every possible way, and with the other godki they often beat up and pumped up the "cocky" soldier. And then one day Pastukhov ran away - he went to take out the trash on the pier and never came back. He was found later somewhere far away, dressed in civilian clothes and brought back, but was quickly transferred to another unit. Why does hazing flourish? Because it benefits everyone (except the privates). Officers can sit quietly in their cabins and do nothing, while the seniors "push" the juniors, and the juniors do all the dirty and hard work, everything functions as if by itself.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:09:38 PM No.63924132
>>63924113
"KU". "The Command Team" is the most mysterious structure on the "Kuz". It included both completely legal clerks, mess wardroom messengers and other normal employees, as well as "suicidals", "bitches", "shkers", "lowered" and all the rest, waiting to be sent to other units. The entire group in quotes did not come out to form up, they were hidden somewhere in the cabins of the superstructure and no one knew how many of them there really were. By the way, the above-mentioned sailor Pastukhov also ended up there for some time. Let me explain the meaning of the terms. "Suicidals" are sailors who tried to commit suicide. "Bitches" are fighters who "foisted off" their seniors, that is, told the officers about beatings and abuse with specific names. "Shkers" are shkers who were hiding somewhere on the ship. It was equally dangerous for all of them to appear in their native unit, because there they became outcasts at best. Now no one bothered them, but they had to "rustle" the dashboards until demobilization and had no right to "bother" the junior conscription. There were such people in our division, too. One went home in a dirty old uniform and without money. He was not a "chukhan", but at the moment of demobilization, the "proper" demobilizers took away his "demobilization" money and "maklachka" (embroidered dress uniform). This was done specifically so that he would appear at home in an indecent, "chukhan" appearance.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:29 PM No.63924145
I love how they're just pouring money into this rust bucket just to larp as a first world navy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:15:43 PM No.63924159
>>63924132
"Money". Sailors were supposed to get some money every month (about 100 rubles), but being a crucian I never saw this money and didn't even suspect it existed. Later I found a very good source of income, but more on that below. If sailor had some money and somehow managed to hide it from the old guys and demobilized, he would usually run to the ship's "ChPok". There were two stores on the ship, one sold all sorts of sweets and chocolates, and the other sold chevrons, badges, ribbons, etc. Most sailors had an acute "shortage" of sweets, so they would spend all their money on disgusting rolls and cheap cookies, and then choke on them somewhere in the ventilation room, hidden from prying eyes. If there was a lot of money, then you could "splurge" - make "demobilized porridge". This is a mixture of cookies, condensed milk, chocolate and nuts or raisins. Fried potatoes, eggs and meat were considered a delicacy, available only to a few. One can of condensed milk was equal to two packs of Troika cigarettes (the most popular) or two cans of stewed meat. There were many places to sell cigarettes on the ship, as well as places to sell alcohol, all sorts of valuables and even drugs (weed). Any more or less experienced ("sharp") crucian knew where and how to get cigarettes and alcohol, because it had to be done often.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:15 PM No.63924177
>>63924159
"Partaki". In any dirty and disgusting place, money decides a lot, "Kuzya" is no exception. Even in civilian life, I became closely acquainted with the technique of applying tattoos and knew how to assemble a machine, make paint, etc. Basically, all thanks to a friend, whose older brother almost never got out of prison, and when he did, he organized "master classes" for the young audience. On the ship, this knowledge turned out to be very valuable. Any demobilized soldier wanted a "korabelka"(naval tattoo) on his shoulder, or even more than one. "Korabelka" is a fairly simple pattern of the silhouette of "Kuzya", two flags on the sides, monograms, inscriptions, etc. Even despite the fact that I do not draw the best and my hand is not steady, I always had clients. In addition to "korabelkas", "Celtic patterns", dragons, crabs, sharks, and various inscriptions were also popular. I calculated the area of the desks as matchboxes - one box = 100 rubles.

"Access". At that time, the "Kuz" had a "badge" system. A badge was a plastic card with a sailor's BC, full name, photo, and access to different parts of the ship. Access was indicated by multi-colored squares, and the more of them, the freer the access. As an electrician from BC5, I had the maximum possible access, from the superstructure to the power compartments. But in reality, this rule did not work well, and everyone climbed wherever they could. All servicemen were required to carry badges with them at all times, along with a red "battle number" book. They often got lost and broke off, and sometimes the picture in them was drawn by hand. The presence of badges was checked during formations, and if a sailor was caught somewhere in the wrong place, the badge was taken away first.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:20:50 PM No.63924190
>>63924159
"Commandant's Service". This is a combat unit of the Marines, also called a "security company". They actually guarded some things, like the alcohol storage facility (and sold alcohol from there), but their main task was to catch violators of the rules. After lights out and on Sundays, sailors were forbidden to just "hang around" on the ship. The Marines took those they caught to the "cat-fucker", located in the duty officer's cabin. If it was a crucian, then it could first "get to the cleaning", that is, the Marines made it do the cleaning in their division. The "cat-fucker" is just a small, dirty nook with several torn overcoats laid out on the floor. In the morning, all the violators were taken out for a general formation, the commander generously showered them with abuse ("fuckups, blyat") and sent them to march to the pier somewhere before lunch. Who ended up there? Anyone. For example, I was caught when I was going to get cigarettes for a year old from my division to another meeting. The second time - I didn't make it back from my watch on time. The division commander often personally put those caught drunk in the cofferdam. This is a room like a punishment cell with almost outside temperature. After the freezing, sobering up came very quickly. Drinking bouts in our division happened often and most often they went quietly. Problems arose only if someone was beaten and it reached the officers.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:26:12 PM No.63924223
>>63924190
"Maklachka and baklan". "Maklachka" is a clownishly embroidered demobilization uniform, and "maklachit" means to make such a uniform. As a rule, after a year of service, sailors began to quietly buy chevrons, badges and sew their demobilization uniform. It was carefully hidden from prying eyes, because if a "proper" demobilizing "lost" his "maklachka", then it was a great shame for him. The inside of the sailor's cap, as well as the "soul" (where the jack lies), collar and sleeves were trimmed with blue velvet. The demobilization "crab" and belt buckle were made up of several cut ones. The letters on the cap ribbons, linings for chevrons and shoulder straps were cut out of metal and carefully polished. The noses were ironed to a square state. Any civilian clothing, especially T-shirts, was also highly valued. "Baklan" is food obtained in some way on a ship, "baklanit" is to take action to obtain food. In general, crucians were forbidden to "baklanit" on their own, but many godoks turned a blind eye to this. "Baklan" was most often white bread, condensed milk, butter and other similar products.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:29:38 PM No.63924242
>>63924223
"Diseases". In addition to lice, streptoderma and athlete's foot were also common on the ship. The first time I got streptoderma was when I was still a civilian, so I was well acquainted with this nasty thing. A small wound appears on the leg, then it quickly becomes infected and refuses to heal, only increasing in size. Others soon appear after it. In principle, these ulcers do not hurt much (only during washing), but, firstly, streptoderma itself will never go away - all the skin on the legs will rot, secondly, it is very contagious and no brilliant green or iodine will save you from it. The only medicine that effectively destroys this type of disease is the ointment "gioxizone", remember this name. No streptocide ointments, Vishnevsky ointment, tetracycline, levomekol help, proven by experience. Soon I wrote home and they sent me a tube of ointment, I smeared the ulcer and the next day it healed. Most likely, cockroaches spread streptoderma on the ship. Out of hunger, they bite sleeping people at night (prick off pieces of skin) and bring microbes under the skin.

As for the foot fungus, everything is simple here. The rampant theft led to the fact that many sailors simply did not have slippers and they had to wash barefoot. On the ship, on Saturdays, the bow bathhouse was turned on, and information about the washing of this or that BC was announced on the ship's broadcast. The bathhouse on the "Kuz" is just a name: steam under pressure was let into the cold room, and then thin streams of hot water. But even such a "bathhouse" was immediately occupied by "grandfathers" and contractniks, so the poor crucian often had no opportunity to wash. Someone splashed into the bathhouse in slippers, someone in boots, and someone barefoot. Basically, everyone went naked, because there was nowhere to leave clothes in the bathhouse - they would get stolen. But some took with them dirty vests, underwear, socks and the soap to wash the clothes in hot water.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:46 PM No.63924280
>>63924242
"What you shouldn't do". Finally, a few recommendations. If someone got into such shit, then maybe my advice will be useful. Many new recruits in the army, faced with hazing, try to fight this phenomenon on their own. So, such behavior on the "Kuz" is a big mistake. It can cost health and a crippled psyche, there are plenty of examples. Hazing on the ship is imposed from the very top and can only be destroyed from the very top, no other way. The "Kuz" is full of unchecked sadists who suffer from idleness and are just waiting for an excuse to practice "pecking an insolent". I suspect that the "lowered" were once "insolent". Of course, if they force you to wash someone else's socks, then you need to resist to the end, this is the only possible behavior. The best strategy for survival in such a place is to stay in the middle, not to stick your neck out. However, you will still have to fight, such is the army. Not with the godoks, but most often with your peer conscripts because of thefts, unjustified verbal attacks and other troubles, otherwise they will sit on your head. Second: you need to look for "zemans", i.e. fellow countrymen. Even if your fellow countryman is a downtrodden crucian, he may have some valuable information. The ability to draw, play the guitar, do tattoos, etc. are also valuable on the ship.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:42 PM No.63924308
kuz2
kuz2
md5: c628d3ea20600a3168437f7b4adee62f🔍
watching the new Mission Impossible film I literally had to stifle a loud ass laugh when the Captain commanding the GHWB said they were faced off with the Kuz like that was supposed to be threatening, most unrealistic part of the movie, even compared to the derelict Submarine part
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:31 PM No.63924332
>>63924280
why are Russians so orc-like to their fellows
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:49:53 PM No.63924372
>>63920092
Eat a dick

But also write the essay
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:12:07 AM No.63924488
>>63924280
Thanks for dumping this, interesting reading.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:09:42 PM No.63928114
Bump
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:38:36 PM No.63928349
>>63913117
Masterful. Well done anon.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:41:20 PM No.63928365
>>63923842
>Aircraft carrier that has eroded to the point of barely staying afloat is really just an SCP like facility that's guarding a demon like creature

Could be a cool movie.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:50:56 PM No.63928424
>>63908537
I can still see them doing it for the morale damage of Russia no longer counting as a carrier nation (on paper)
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:32:35 PM No.63928675
X_Files_The_Host
X_Files_The_Host
md5: 03ca2a25c6a19e48f816fadb50345e6c🔍
>>63913117
based
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:27:15 AM No.63930432
1720526388363107
1720526388363107
md5: 268967713466e7b6cc74029547adf162🔍
>>63923833
Sounds very realistic; I recognize a lot of stuff from things I've read about abuse in the army and in prison.
>"Wall". The fighter leans his back against the wall, bends his knees halfway and stretches his arms forward. As an option, some object that cannot be dropped is placed on the outstretched arms.
A variation of this is that the conscript is forced to hold a chair by two of the legs, then a glass of water (IIRC) is placed on it. If it is dropped you get raped or beaten or something else. It's called "Television" because the guy stares on the glass of water intently, as if watching TV.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:09:33 AM No.63931234
>>63923321
>2009
>>63908871

t..there's no way it's real right? Could another 16 years of russian decay and neglect actually left her halls decked with fungal tissue?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:10 AM No.63931763
kuz
kuz
md5: d50f04553dbef7e9dc814b9716b37a2b🔍
>>63931234
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:02:40 PM No.63932559
1720704518875183
1720704518875183
md5: c060ec9299dd980f6fbcacb9e65523ea🔍
Perun did a great video about corruption in the puccian military, he talks at length about the Kuz. It's worse than you can imagine.

https://youtu.be/i9i47sgi-V4
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/3/2025, 5:36:58 PM No.63933520
>>63924372
Working on it.

Realistically i need the equivalent of 3 A2W PWR Reactors, two for propulsion and one for electrical generation. I also need at least 6 generators that are capable of powering the weapons, sensors and ship itself with redundancies.

I *think* some of the systems i want can have small individual generators as back ups, for instance i'd like 36 6x14.5mms with mini tilt drum copies and a 6x MANPAD launcher. That should run off of a 8-10K Honda if need be.

I'd like as much low power and simple systems as possible, for instance i'm trying to figure out if you could network the above guns with wifi or bluetooth via a li-ion powered server if the fiberoptic lines went down.

The power requirements are quite educational, just by replacing comm/data wires with fiber optic lines and giving it bluetooth with back up field telephones i'm saving at least a MW.

It would be incredibly useful if someone could point me to where i could find out the size and layout of the internal decks as well as where the main fuel storage is.

An-2s are smaller than almost everything it carries even before you take into account giving them folding wings, i need to know how many i can fit and if it can fit 600-1000 extra crew i.e paratroopers. I suspect when i'm done it will resemble something like a weird hybrid of the USS America LHA-6* and a dime store Battlestar Galactica as a Flagship and fleet PD for it's escorts.

The KPAN High Seas Fleet will get smashed and smashed hard in a real war with the USN but i want to make it as useful as possible otherwise not to mention being somewhat useful against the USN if only to delay the inevitable for half a hour or so. Being able to do actual damage on a first strike against the USN and living for a hour after launch is the ideal goal.

*LHA=Landing Helicopter Assault so this would be LBA aka Landing Biplane Assault?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:47:51 PM No.63933549
>>63933520
>i need
Norktard are you actually Kim Jun Un shitposting here on 4chan?
>can I fuck your hot sister please?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:00:59 PM No.63933595
>>63910920
Why are all Russian warships painted dark grey instead of light grey like every other country
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Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/3/2025, 6:07:59 PM No.63933621
1742604509377568
1742604509377568
md5: 8caf025ad0e14b87d5db14379104e282🔍
>>63933520
Note: Third launch position completely useless, eliminate it.

Mig-29MKNs (Modernized Mig-29 Korean Naval or MK-ULTRA) would probably be the only jets flying from it.

>>63933549
No, however once in a great while someone from the DPRK does shitpost on /pol/, if they aren't Kim Jung Un they are probably Kim adjacent. It's why i'm very careful to avoid saying anything offensive, i plan to visit them in the near future and i know they are watching.

>can I fuck your hot sister please?

There are at least three of them, you need to specify which one before i give you specific details as to why none of them shall touch you. They are not for lewd.


On a completely unrelated note there is a severe thunderstorm where i am and my satellite internet keeps glitching every time there is a close lightning strike. If the clouds clear up there might be a rainbow, i'll try to pic it on my shitty phone.

>>63933595
Autisim.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:58 PM No.63933964
Kim Yo Jong
Kim Yo Jong
md5: a8da183a86bd4ae06102a7faf74b630c🔍
>>63933621
Norktard you know which sister I want to tenderly creampie in the misisonary position while maintaining eye contact while she glowers at me and calls me an American pig-dog while biting her lower lip
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:47:33 AM No.63935587
>>63923878
>Why the "Kuznetsov"? It is an old ship, it requires constant repair and maintenance.
What about the Sovernmeny and Udaloy class destroyers? Those are giga old, the first ones were made in the 70s iirc.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/4/2025, 3:20:12 AM No.63935896
>>63933964
Stop doing that. Don't lust after them ,there is no situation where it would not end in a horrible death for you.
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc
7/4/2025, 3:33:13 AM No.63935941
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1741540852874650
md5: 154c13089afed08e65d48fcba8551160🔍
>2025: Kim Yo Jong has a gang of guys who stan her on /k/

Why not? She has the biggest army on Earth, as the head of the WPK she is in charge of the WPK Guard and WPK Youth Guard; she has 5.5 to 6 million troops under her command.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:47:52 AM No.63937074
>>63931234
Tissue? Yes.
Fungal? No. Fungus doesn't scream as you burn it.