How often do soldiers encounter wild animals at bases? Do soldiers ever do stupid shit with them?

>>63916211 (OP)
>Do soldiers ever do stupid shit with them?

>>63916570
How are drunks such creative geniuses and so retarded at the same time?

>>63916570
>Individual utilized the racoon to blow into the interlock system sucessfully.

dudes in afghanistan had pet monkeys

>>63916730
Pet monkeys seem cool but the reality of owning one is probably terrible

>>63916211 (OP)
>Do soldiers ever do stupid shit with X
Yes, the answer is always yes.

>>63916211 (OP)
trench cats are pretty popular in Ukraine

https://x.com/panda_vanya/status/1935078321731055805

the polish army had a bear that they actually gave a rank
the norwegians have colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard, and he is a penguin

>>63916783
some british regiment has an NCO who is a in fact a goat,
got demoted at some point for headbutting an officer/official at a ceremony

>>63916780
Because they hunt the rats.

>>63916783
The bear actively took part in the carrying ammo for artillery.
The penguin is a General.
>>63916787
There was a dog in WW2 that was officially an able seaman of the Royal Navy. He used to herd drunk sailors back to barracks and took part in anti-submarine patrols when he was smuggled aboard aircraft
>Inb4 mascot
No he really was a sailor. Had his own travel documents and everything, fully commissioned into the Royal Navy.

>>63916211 (OP)
I never did but there's a story that floated around the ADF (Aussie faggots) for decades about a Kangaroo that rocked up to singleton and the cunts doing their infantry training there were on the SAW's that day when it jumped onto the field. Some SGT told them to light him up, they did and all they found was an ear.

>>63916853
>Aussies going to war with local wildlife
They should know by now that it is a bad idea. The Kangaroo will just regroup with its brothers and come back in greater numbers.

There is a rumor of a herd of reindeer wandering into a live artillery firing range in northern Finland, and there being dozens of reindeer turned into mince meat by accident.

>>63916812
>>63916783
Step aside for the GOAT /k/reature, REMFs.

>>63916914
Oops. Wrong pic.

>>63916900
Actually, found a source. It was 40 reindeer in Rovaniemi. Confirmed by a leading and reliable newspaper.

>>63916917
I'll recognize that style, which Osprey book is it Anon?

>>63916914
>>63916917
/k/ino horse!

>>63916211 (OP)
Motor T people are always at war with raccoons. I've seen dudes catch them and leave them in the sage until they died. When it got really hot out like 120 they'd be found with blood draining from their mouth.

I had a deer bee line me once. I remember I had a flash light and I beamed it. It stopped dead in its tracks. It was like 0530 it was way too early for that shit

i've heard some survival training ground has a project for feeding squirrels and rabbits, so that they have enough to train soldiers in catching them for food, but sounds like a bs rumor

>>63916715
Because being drunk mainly affects your reasoning, not necessary your raw intellectual and creative capabilities.

>>63916787
>got demoted at some point for headbutting an officer/official at a ceremony
Based bongs lmao

>>63916812
>There was a dog in WW2 that was officially an able seaman of the Royal Navy
There was a cat too I think (Simon?)
And the only official POW, Judy the dog

>>63916780
"Crushed by cats"
May his sacrifice be honored with many statues and one medal, maybe two

I was a tourist and out OD was full of camels, stay dogs, and stray cats that slept in the coals and were perpetually singed.

remember I won the respect of the bad boys by keeping shanty with the camels, a camel isn't like a horse, it's more like donkey, you have to hold out your hand. one day a camel was scrapping with a pack of wild dogs and I yelled at the wild dogs in camel, I kind of yelled a moo at them and they all fucked off. Thats when then the boys were like, if the camels give him a pass, we give him a pass.

same in the triangle, engagement after engagement nobody said shit, until at night I fed the jungle bats by hand as they clawed at my arm, and I fed the jungle squirrels, and caught the tokay lizard.

One made two, two made three, three made an infantryman. Anywhere they drop me I still get a pass. I don't eat the animals mane. god made us all brothers, I eat grass, sorrel, soursob,we all surviving on the earth

>>63917017
rats eat the dead, a body 70kg, is food for 100 rats. That's why we hate the rats. even if we bury them, the rats still get in somwhow. this is why they used to lead line coffins.
The cats are gods hand in the trenches, they are not scared of the mortars, they sleep like kittens. they protect the dead, like the Egyptians

I took a man hostage once, he said he had a cat, so could not fight. non state, not uniform, AK, but I look at the cat and I understand this. He was a good man, I hope it rains on his families fields. of all the men I killed that day, he was not a coward, he was a good man, god smiles on his families endeavors. If he picked up a rifle again I have no doubt he would do the same. gun me down, but spade the man behind men. war is a tragedy on men

>>63916211 (OP)
waking up to a cow licking your foot after it broke into your tent
is funny story but it was really not fun at the time

another time a massive fennec fox pack scared me more than i am comfortably willing to admit
while going to a remote guard post i just saw so many eyes looking at me from all around and it was too dark to tell what it was
and like two or three of them charged towards me
they scattered the moment i stomped my feet by mentally i was ready to start blasting
and it's such a cute little thing

>>63916570
>>63916715
>>63916716
Based Sailors ingenuity to always find dumb shit in order to bypass gay shit
>t. Dumbass sailor

>>63916211 (OP)

>>63916853
Probably happened, I have a pretty good idea it also happened up at Lavarack, I know some guys at the pistol club outside Townsville tend to bag the odd wandering animal through their range.
Back when I was in, took my guys out to Mt Royal for some 4wd training and setting up gear in the forest there. Had this fucking monster funnelweb crawl out of a log and try to eat a corporal so I bagged it up in a tupperware container and figured it might be a cool unknown species. No shit this thing was probably 10-12cm, 4" across and built like a tank
>So when people fucked up I made them look after the spider
>Protect spider bro, this is your mission now
People didn't like guarding the spider, but unfortunately when I got back and dropped it off at a university they said it was a known species, one of the Northern Tree funnelwebs so he ended up living the life being a venom donor

>>63916570
>But the raccoon became unconscious from being squeezed

>>63917241
He give all he could give

>>63916932
The Reckless art is by Dan Nance, who has done art for Osprey. This one's standalone.
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/sergeant-reckless-dan-nance.html?product=art-print

I'm afraid I don't know the sauce for the Chinese piece.

>>63917264
hey thanks

>>63917238
This is one of the most australian posts of all time. Remarkable.

>>63916812
>He used to herd drunk sailors back to barracks
pupper looks like a bosun who's wrangled a few drunk sailors too.

I guess it answers the age old question though.
>Slobber on his face-O!
>Slobber on his face-O!
>Early in the morning

>>63916570
fake and gay

>>63917473
>This is one of the most australian posts of all time.
Most Australians who live on a farm or know someone on a farm will bag the odd roo, or get a bag of meat from a mate that does.
My old land lord was a country farmer who rented out a half dozen properties. He'd occasionally give me a bag of frozen roo steaks if they'd taken one on the farm recently.
Country butchers will often break down a roo if you bring one in at the right time, usually by appointment.

>>63916917
In Chinese service she would've been wok'd in three days.

>>63916783
Why does a northern hemisphere country have a penguin as a mascot

>>63918150

Is Kangaroo comparable to venison?


Afghanistan seemed to have a myriad of small varmints that often duked it out near the FOB wire.

>Meerkats fighting actual cats
>Afghani cats are the grizzled, survivor type of outdoor cats with all the diseases packed into one hate-filled furrball of discontent
>Monkeys doing monkey things
>Have enough sense not to mess with disease ridden monkeys but the 19 year old LCPLs will be 19 year old LCPLs and fuck with them
>Packs of aggressive wild dogs of varying sizes
>Big ass Kangals everywhere and will often roam freely on the main bases until disposed of either by being shot or led out
>Having a 130 pound dog get aggressive with the Indian cook subcontractors when they go to the refrigerator on Bang-Bang Chicken Night is not good for base morale
>Afghani children will torture dogs for fun and often cut off paws or ears of puppies for funsies
>You know that donkey was getting fucked at 0300 on Thursday morning
>All goats are assumed to have received the bad touch in some facet or another
>MFW on the FLIR when all the stereotypes of Afghani's are confirmed when one man enters of the goat hut in the dead of night

>>63918233
>Why does a northern hemisphere country have a penguin as a mascot
Ambition.

>>63918279
>Is Kangaroo comparable to venison?
I suppose.
I've had venison but don't have a strong recollection about it.
I tend to describe kangaroo as being between beef and lamb. It's a very lean meat, much more than beef.
It makes poor sausages because there's not enough fat in there, unless you mix it with bacon or something.
It's best flame grilled IMO but makes a pretty good roast too.

It's not very far from horse in flavour now that I think about it.

>>63916780
Animals that kill rodents for food and fun are actually shockingly useful.

>>63916780
>>63916788
>>63918406
I'm more of a dog person, but yeah, I understand why having cats as war companions is pretty great
As well as being practical, having a cute furball with you must do wonders for morale

>>63918233
ask the norwegians

also, theres an explanation on wikipedia

>>63916211 (OP)
There was a wild fox on Incirlik AFB I'd feed the shitty scrambled eggs from the north side dfac
Also on a shitty little camp in Kenya we'd feed the wild dogs and they'd chase off the baboons so that was cool, also we'd throw rocks at the other little monkeys cause they'd shit everywhere and steal as much food as they could, one guy had his wife mail him a slingshot and that was pretty funny

>>63918279
>Afghani children will torture dogs for fun and often cut off paws or ears of puppies for funsies
We should have killed more of them.

>one of the few survivors of the Bismarck
>gets picked up by HMS Cossack which later gets torpedoed
>gets picked up by HMS Legion before being transferred to HMS Ark Royal, HMS Legion would be sunk later in 1943
>HMS Ark Royal gets torpedoed and gets picked up by HMS Lightning before being transferred to the offices of the Governor of Gibraltar before being sent back to England, HMS lightning would later be sunk via torpedo

Was this cat secretly a Nazi agent or something?

>>63918515
nah, British ships were just really good at getting torpedoed and sunk.

>>63918233
Its not just a mascot, its their General and Commander of the Kings Guard.
>>63918119
He had to kick a few drunken sailors out of his bed. He also would make everyone stand to attention and growl at anyone not observing proper respect at morning parade as well as perform inspections of any ships arriving to port. Starting to think the fucker was an MP since he performed the duties of one.

>>63918508
The ones that torture animals were probably on our side, like the bacha bazi enthusiasts.

>>63918532
>Starting to think the fucker was an MP since he performed the duties of one
A bosun is a tard wrangler as one of their core duties. They're kind of a Staff Sergeant/Sergeant Major or something.
Everything is smaller on a boat obviously but they kind of fill that role in the org chart.

theres always time to pet the kitty

>>63918570
>pet the kitty
That's the Admiral

>>63916730
seems like having exotics pets is more normalized in fucked up environments.

like owning a pet chimp is retarded normally, but you could swing it in front lines of Ukraine

>>63918601
>seems like having exotics pets is more normalized in fucked up environments.
Social norms are broken down in such environments but you're also being ethnocentric, the range of pets varies by region.

You're also reacting to "your" people keeping pets common to a different culture.
Keeping a pet monkey would be fucked up in New York but wouldn't be the least bit weird in Pattaya.

>>63916211 (OP)
Yeah, usually they'll make pets of them, make them fight or eat them.

Fuck bears.

https://www.military.com/off-duty/how-one-black-bear-almost-set-off-world-war-iii-during-cold-war.html

>>63917238
If something wild wanders across my local range there is some debate but ultimately if it's overpop'ed or something everyone opens up. Pest control is legal.

>>63918279
Kangaroo is like... the veal of venison. Tastewise. Or at least the farmed for meat ones are. You can buy some in NY but it's pricey or there is the guy at the state fair with $8 Roo-kebabs.

>>63918649
what i mean is that exotic pets have a lot of that wild neuroticism that would be destructive in a stable environment. Getting shot at and explosives going off on the regular would probably be good for their mental state

>>63918769
>exotic pets
My point is that they're not exotic, they're normal for that place.

>>63918701
It's impressive how many times the Cold War almost turned hot, and how often it would have been for stupid reasons

>>63918867
I think the term anon is looking for is "non-domesticated animals" rather than "exotic pets".

>>63918526
Not as good as german u-boats at getting depth charged and sunk with all hand though
>Of the approximately 41,000 men who served on U-boats, around 30,000 were killed

>>63918701
>US has lost 6 nukes
>Russia has lost maybe 100
>Bear innawoods sabotaging nuclear bases
Have the Bears stolen some nukes?

>>63916211 (OP)
>How often do soldiers encounter wild animals at bases?
Quite often. In the late 1990's we'd get wild horses tripping our MSTAR ground surveillance units while out on manouvers at CFB Suffield in Alberta, Canada. They're protected species so messing with them will get you ejected from the armed forces and fined by the Provincial wildlife officers.

I've had stories passed on to me by family who worked at various stations on the DEW Line and mid-Canada Line with bears wandering onto bases and facilities. No one fucked them, just alerted the MP's who monitored the situation or fired rounds near them to shoo the animals away. And I know of 2 other incidents; one where a bear somehow got into a radar complex triggering intrusion alarms in a manner that suggested a person was getting inside. It triggered an armed response. The 2nd was a deer that somehow managed to get over a high fence at a classified facility one night.

But nothing like this >63916570 that i'm aware of. Lol. That's hilarious.

>>63919088
>tfw da bears win da suberb owl via nuclear deterrence

>>63916211 (OP)
Wasn't a major feature of GWOT life the fact that you just constantly have to shoot feral dogs that come to the base to scavenge?

>>63919139
>get discharged for managing wildlife
that's fucking retarded, shoot nuance animals

>>63919139
>>63916570
You need 2 > anon

>>63918429
>>63919717
bobr kurwa

>>63916917
>Survived the war, retired as a staff sergeant, became a mother of four, and had a bronze statue made in her honor

>>63918279
Roo is very lean, I think it makes for a great stir fry or slow cook casserole but if you want to treat it like steak its not too tough either. I guess its gamey like venison but maybe a little less strong flavour, which agrees with a lot of people. Roo-tail stew was a fairly staple meal for a lot of people in hard times here, similar to ox tail but it does have more fat there.

>come back from patrol in the mountains
>everyone so very tired
>will take a shortcut close to a village
>save us two hours tromping up another rocky fucking hill
>NVG's on the point pick up a fair bit of movement ahead near outdoor buildings
>half a dozen teenage males
>everyone moves up and turns on their night vision, just in case
>....turn off NVG's
>Get held up by a midnight donkey gangbang for half an hour

This is why we fight fellas

>>63920041
Damn shame that the plan to continue her lineage by foaling a winning racehorse never panned out.
Maybe things would have been different if Native Dancer's owner had actually taken the bet to have an exhibition race with Reckless in Korea.

Reading her book almost gave me the impression that more could have been done, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

>>63919301
we didnt come to iraq to shoot dogs Trombly

>>63918508
bored rural kids are fucked up and do fucked up things to animals. Don't pretend you haven't heard or met so guy who admitted to torturing animals for fun.

>>63916730
RETVRN

>>63920138
>Don't pretend you haven't heard or met so guy who admitted to torturing animals for fun.
I've met these kinds of disturbed people in multiple countries, and my opinion on them all is the same. They aren't always rural.

>>63916730
monkeys look kinda human which is creepy

>>63916812
i think the spanish forgine legon the cool sexy guys have a goat as a mascot

>>63916211 (OP)
My father once told me a story of his Captain attempting to shoot a deer with an 9mm tracer AT4 trainer at Fort Riley. It did not work.

One range day at Ft Carson a herd on pronghorns wandered onto the range while we were qualifying. Couodnt leave the range since it was hot and soldiers blowing away 15ish pronghorns is bad optics, so we were were told to stand by. Were on the prone set of the qual, so most everyone took an hour long nap. Relaxing times

>>63916211 (OP)
I spent a lot of time looking at cool bugs, if that counts.

>>63918515
>Was this cat secretly a Nazi agent or something?
They sunk his home. So he sunk theirs.

>>63917238
>So when people fucked up I made them look after the spider
>Protect spider bro, this is your mission now
Incredibly based, not enough of our countrymen respect spider bro and his duty of dealing with shitcunt bugs/mice

>>63916211 (OP)
>How often do soldiers encounter wild animals at bases? Do soldiers ever do stupid shit with them?
Fucking constantly. We had a guy pick a fight with a gator in Pensacola (and lose). On NAS Hanford-Lemoore there are colonies of thousands of rabbits, a coyote pack or two, and owls nesting in the display aircraft. Lewis-McChord and the firing/test range is one of the largest wildlife sanctuaries in Washington. As long as the Stryker grunts don't ventilate the deer, anyway. Military bases have enough perimeter security in the States that they wind up becoming de facto havens for wildlife, although the airbases do drive off or kill large fowl to reduce bird strikes. A few of them have falconers because it's cheaper, quieter, and involves less risk to surrounding civvies than just lighting everything up with shotguns.
On the Carl Vinson cruise in '03 we picked up a couple geckos on an unrep, some guys from the solder shop caught one and kept him as a pet for a few months. Geckos are complete fuckers.

>>63916787
the mascot for the Naval academy is a goat, traditionally named "Lt. Bill", who outranks most of the people there.
>>63917210
Goddamned straight. It's a lot less funny when you're an E-6 dealing with it than it was as the soon-to-cease-being an E3 actually doing the dumb shit though

>>63918469
Christ, that's the most career E-5 face I've ever seen on an animal.
>Can you stop jackin' off in your bunk, Sailor? It's shaking the light fixture and I can't see my titty mags any more.

>>63920495
>NAS Hanford-Lemoore there are colonies of thousands of rabbits
Yeah, Langley AFB is pretty animal-free outside of the standard seaboard fare of birds. But for some reason, by the outdoor running track across from Shellbank you'd always see over a dozen fuckin' rabbits just sitting there. Was nice honestly, would go there sometimes not even to run but rather just watch them and clear my head a bit.

How often do soldiers encounter cryptids?

>>63920572
The likelihood that a "cryptid" is in fact some bored enlisted guys with a background in special effects increases with the inverse square of the distance to a military base. Especially if that base is in Lemoore, there was an active crew of a dozen or so former Bigfoot, UFO, and ghost hoaxers from the PNW and the South that all combined forces to fuck with people in Fresno and Hanford.

>>63920796
Story time?

>All these posts about deer
Are the deer spies?

>>63919717
beaver don't give a dam

>>63920041
>became a mother of four
You can tell it's the 50s because the censor the breast feeding.

>>63920052
>Get held up by a midnight donkey gangbang for half an hour
>half a dozen teenage males
How do you get six guys to cum in 30 minutes with a donkey pussy?
Surely they're not that tight?

>>63920138
>bored rural kids are fucked up and do fucked up things to animals
And city kids do fucked up things to infrastructure and public transport.
The same seed for mischief and/or mischievous exploration of their world is in both classes.
It just expresses differently based on environment, which makes it a phenotype and not a genotype.

>>63916570
sounds like it's the fault of the breathalyzer interlock system to me

>>63920879
Look I get kids can be fucked up in any environment but humans are hardwired to see things like puppies with a similar level of affection and compassion as we see children. If you tell me casually you used to torture puppies as kid because "it was the country and you were bored" then I'm not going to want to speak to you again, that shit is not normal. I theorise it may be due to a lack of having a soul, which would certainly explain China's monstrous obsession with dog and cat torture.

>>63920873
Teens will fuck anything gone in 60 seconds style
I would have liked to light them up and drop em but that might take way too much explaining and sometimes, there are battles you just can't win

>>63920879
At least out in the country most kids tend to be at least respectful of animals and someone will kick their arses as most people know its really just a step before they're off lighting bushfires and hurting people. Hard to say if they're any better 'dem urban yoofs listening to the gangsta rap' sniffing aerosol cans, vandalising shit and mugging people

>>63920883
its an ai generated bait story

>>63918532
So do they have a dedicated janitorial staff following the general because he sprays liquid shit everywhere every 20-30 minutes?

>>63920901
>humans are hardwired to see things like puppies with a similar level of affection and compassion as we see children
It's sort of the other way around, we sculpted puppies to resemble children so as to elicit the affection and compassion we feel for them.
Not that it changes anything.

>If you tell me casually you used to torture puppies as kid
It's certainly a sign that they can't be trusted with power or custody of other lifeforms, even their own offspring are unlikely to be safe.

>China's monstrous obsession with dog and cat torture
You'd be surprised, animal welfare groups are very active in China and very large. For patrol cop beating a dog to death because it didn't have a tag (or they couldn't catch it to identify it), there's a protest outside a station and/or city hall demanding the cop be fired (if the protest reaches the internet and can't be easily censored, this will succeed, there's an unofficial like&share quota that gets the subject of the video fired in China but the author potentially deplatformed and under house arrest).

>>63920908
>in the country most kids tend to be at least respectful of animals
Eh, there's wide variation on that.
Some farm kids have a certain (callous) respect for animals, others enjoy and indulge in the power they have over them. It's the same root personalities as any other group of humans, you're just seeing how the quirks play out in different environments.
You probably see less inter-human conflict in the countryside because the neighbours are a long way off, there aren't kids riding down your street that you can challenge for being on your turf. There are some animals in the pen that you're going to get beaten if they aren't fed though, you can mess with them as much as you like so long as it doesn't show.

>>63920984
>So do they have a dedicated janitorial staff
Their name is Pvt Olaf and it's punishment for unauthorised smiling.

>>63920984
Yes but they also do so for the penguin as well.

>>63920951
>ai generated
The earliest instance of that image being posted on 4chan (that's been recorded by desuarchive) was in August 2016.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/8mne8XDeXNh6rF8pvKpnmA/order/asc

>>63918701
it's always the black ones

>>63916211 (OP)
>Do soldiers ever do stupid shit
Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>63920901

Afghani dogs, outside the shepherd breeds, are seen as a nuisance animal at best and the culture further justifies their treatment due to the Quran describing strays as "unclean". Afghanistan practices what could be considered a "redneck" version of Islam or kind of if the Amish/Mennonites suddenly decided to get openly hostile with anyone who doesn't practice Amishness.

They simply don't respect or care for dogs outside basic livestock protection. The children were enthralled by dogfights and would often get them started by tying two dogs to ropes, intersect the ropes, run a perpendicular angle from each other, and crash the dogs into each other which would start the fight. This would often result in death of the defeated dog as the kids would kill it with a big rock to the head.

I felt absolute no remorse when I dropped dollars or candy from post to a group of awaiting kids below just so I could see them beat the ever-loving shit out of each other for it. Funniest shit I've ever seen over there.

>>63920879
>And city kids do fucked up things to infrastructure and public transport.
I’ve never seen city kids road haul a possum because they were “bored”, granted it could be because the city kids couldn’t catch a possum for the life of them but still.

>>63921557
Ive seen city kids murder pets

>>63921556
I'm unironically not racist (at least not in the sense that I'd instantly assume someone is worth less than me based solely on skin colour) but it's stuff like this that convinces me that there is no such thing as "all cultres have something equally worthwhile to offer humanity", some ways of life are 100% better than others (hint hint: western european values pre-1991) and many deserve to be eradicated.

>>63919717
lil bro is just trying to build damns to stop trenches from flooding

>>63918233
Norway discovered Antarctica

>>63921557
City kids absolutely torture stray cats and whatever they can get their hands on

>>63921557
>I’ve never seen city kids road haul a possum
City kids probably don't have a car and you don't have a big empty road you could do that stuff in unless you live in the 'burbs

>>63916211 (OP)
>Be me
>MLAT at Hunter
>Night fire exercise
>Hear ruckus to the right of the firing line as soon as we open up
>Sounder of hogs freaking the fuck out and busting into the wood line
>Sgt Major of 1/75 hops in truck with M4 and NVGs and proceeds to chase them down and do driveby on them on full auto
>No hog BBQ party because lowly private and fags not invited

>>63920495
Yeh dont mess with the wildlife here, sailorhomos.

>t. Army dog living nearby pensacola

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzm4K7jOvMA

Marbled polecat claims trench from Ukie commandos. They're rightfully afraid of the little ball of spite.

Jesus, I knew that weasels could be vicious but this would be terrifying if it wasn't cute.

>>63919999
>My ancestor :)

>>63919999
>>63923145
>so these are the devil dogs I've heard about
They even look like him.

>>63918649
>ethnocentric
>"your" people
Kys

I used to have a photo, but I ran into a bison on a trail while running on Camp Pendleton. I high tailed it out of there

>>63923758
Objectivity is a pathway to many perspectives some would consider unnatural.

>>63918233
Norway owns part of Antarctica. Queen Mauds Land.
Also, penguins are cool.

Bill Crump famously brought a coyote from the U.S. overseas in WW2. He went on a number of missions, but sadly Jeep was ran over by a car while Bill was on a mission without him.

In Memorium Jeep NMI Coyote 11 May 1944 – 28 October 44
Here lies in honored glory a Native American who flew in combat and died on foreign soil in the service of his country.

Bill and members of his family would salute Jeep’s memory and marker on a visit to Martlesham Heath in 1992.

>>63923862
RIP Jeep

>>63923867

>>63923862
Meanwhile the krauts had a lunatic nobleman fighter ace with a pet lion called Simba.
He was the only axis man to ever get captured and transported to North America who managed to escape back to Germany and re-join the fight.

>>63923862
>6 month old
damn that sucks, poor thing

>>63921557
>all these assblasted bumpkins replies
Cope harder cousin fuckers

>>63920495
>Geckos are complete fuckers.
You take that back right now!

>>63921556
>I felt absolute no remorse when I dropped dollars or candy from post to a group of awaiting kids below just so I could see them beat the ever-loving shit out of each other for it. Funniest shit I've ever seen over there
Kek, devilish

>>63921713
based moderate

>>63922016
My understanding is that hogs are not good eatin' but I've never had one myself. Had european boar though, (in Iceland, of all places) and it does have a taste - like adult lamb x10 and I can see how some homo who hunts with a $20k loadout at night might turn his nose.

>>63923902
>Meanwhile the krauts had a lunatic nobleman fighter ace with a pet lion called Simba.
Until the lion part, it's a case of them having quite a few of them.
Wealth causes society and to some extent reality to become frictionless, anything you want to do just happens when you tell someone you want to do it.
It leads to you being pretty out of touch with the rest of the herd.

>>63923911
Why did you save the low res version of a pic of a Russian reporter from some war thread?

>>63923960
>I can see how some homo who hunts with a $20k loadout at night might turn his nose.
Your reading comprehension sucks, anon was remarking that he was a private and the NCOs didn't invite him.

>>63923993
It's my understanding that a lot of noblemen on both sides of the war became fighter pilots, since it was seen as far more and gentlemanly and honorable than being some plebeian foot soldier.
With fighter pilots essentially taking the cultural role of cavalry in the mechanized age, especially since the Red Baron (who came from a broke family with a fancy name) became a truly legendary pilot.

>>63924010
Or they dragged the hogs away and left them to rot like every fudd I've ever spoken to said they would do.

>>63916211 (OP)
We have wild deer hanging out on US air bases all over the country, they aren't even afraid of people as long as they're on the right side of the fence.

I wish I had a nickle for every fucking time some dumb ass flight crew member set their gear on the tarmac in Mazar-i-Sharif and came back to find one of these fuckers had taken up shop in it

>>63924819
Did you take one as a pet?

>>63916715
>>63917011
Not blanket reasoning, but certainly your inhibitions and ability to forsee and calculate consequences.

>>63916914
>>63916917
>>63920041
The really are noble beasts, like a dog you can ride.

my grandfather was on an airfeild in the pacific during ww2 and he was tasked with shooting rats with shotguns to keep them from getting into the planes and eating the wires out.

>>63918233
The penguin doesn't even live in Norway either, he is Scottish

>>63917238
That is some straight up Arachnophobia shit

>>63918463
Nothing beats terriers when it comes to ratting. Unless you have a terrier and mink team.

>>63916211 (OP)
Bear and her cubs tried to steal our lunches from the firing range. Moose wandered up to us at the firing range. Both those happened while we were shooting, they didn't care about the noise and probably knew we weren't allowed to do shit to them. Range staff chased them away with air horns and arm waving.
Porcupine was in a tree above me in a hide in the middle of the night once and kept dropping bark on my head, then it kept trying to climb down but I couldn't move so I kept jabbing it with my rifle to make it fuck off back up into the tree.
Old timer tanker told me stories about deer wandering onto the range during a .50 cal shoot while they were loaded and ready and someone yelled fire as a joke and everyone opened fire and they got in a lot of trouble. He also said they'd do night exercises in tanks on land that was shared with farmers for grazing and farmers would leash sick cattle in choke points so the tanks would run over them because they couldn't see shit at night and the military would re-imburse them for a flat rate (since no one would buy their sick cattle)

>>63923911
Muslims and blacks are the most likely to practice incest. Is that who you think of when you imagine rural folk?

>>63923960
Uncastrated large boars can get almost unpalatable. Heavily seasoned sausage is always a workaround.

>>63920951
>Ai
>for a meme older than he is
you fucking newfag retard

>>63923902
>Shot down over England, shipped to Canada after multiple escape attempts
>Escapes from Canada, to still neutral US
>Bailed out while awaiting immigration charges
>Flees to Mexico, then Brazil, then Spain, then Italy, then back to Germany
My fav is the failed escape before they shipped him. He got forged documents, altered his flight suit, pretended to be Dutch, bullshitted his way into an RAF base and managed to get into the cockpit of a plane before being caught.

>>63925885
Was the reimbursable flat rate variable based on the thinness of the affected cow?

>>63925971
It was a flat rate per head, hence the farmers doing it with their shitty cows that they couldn't sell

>>63926034
I was having a laugh at your choice of words ("flat" rate) considering that the cow had been run over by a tank.

>>63925595
>venom can cause internal bleeding and blood clots
>bite typically has over twice the lethal dose of their venom
>super aggressive for a snake

I stayed the fuck away from them

>>63926059
lol I thought by thinness of the cow you meant pre-squishing, Your joke was very good now that I get it lol

>>63923172
>CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

>>63923145

>>63923172
Before Puller retired, the USMC mascots were bulldogs named Smedley, and before that there were a series of Jiggses going back to the first ever mascot Jiggs I in 1922, so yeah, the tradition very much comes from the Marines getting nicknamed devil dogs during WW1.

>>63917238
>a university they said it was a known species, one of the Northern Tree funnelwebs
Until you said that, I'd have said you had a Mouse Spider.
They're easily mistaken for funnelwebs but are much bigger. Their venom isn't as dangerous and they're technically not dangerous to humans but the venom sometimes causes long-lived complications that can affect you for a year or so or leave permanent nerve damage.

That said, funnelwebs do get really big in the north, it's the urban ones that are smaller.

>>63925936
>He got forged documents, altered his flight suit, pretended to be Dutch
Until you got to bail part of the story, I thought you were talking about the lion.

>>63926339
40k collars are so ridiculous, trying to make power armour aesthetics out of a trench coat is just stupid. The PA aesthetics are pretty stupid in the first place.
That said I think Creed is probably based on Chesty.

>>63926377
I wonder what kind of pack dynamic those dogs think they have?
The deference must be pretty obvious to them and they'd probably understand that they're senior to most marines but them learning their role in the pack must require a reasonably clever dog because it's pretty unnatural to innate pack behaviour.
I imagine they could learn parade formations etc as a special kind of pack behaviour but I wonder what they think they're doing in one.

>>63926573
I've not seen a mouse spider in many years, the northern tree is pretty much the biggest of the whole funnel web types of spiders as best I know. The males apparently are the only ones you really see as they will wander from the trees down to the ground and go looking for other trees with lady spiders in them. Pretty much completely arboreal and they're not something you come across much, in my time running around the bush I've only seen them twice and that one I caught while on training 25 years back was the last I've ever seen of that species.
Anecdotally I've spoken to some old timber cutters around the NSW-Qld border area that reckon the Tree FW might have gotten a few people back in the olden days. Dudes doing lopping halfway up some huge tree just fall out of it, no particular reason and reckon they might have gotten bitten, got a surprise motherfucker! But most of the time it was just accorded to human error or some kind of heart attack. Back then there was no real way of getting someone out of remote, old growth forests for a forensic check over and just put down to 'fell out of tree, naturally died as a result of falling 50ft'

So I missed out on naming a new species
Funnily enough about a 100km south or so of were I was, they did find an extant species of fairly big funnelwebs that hadn't been discovered yet until the last 2-3 years. All sorts of stuff out there no one's ever seen and worth keeping an eye out for. They don't bother me much, the fucking huge centipedes we get here I don't much like though because one night one of them snuck into my bivvy and cuddled up with me in my sleeping bag.
It was about 20cm long and crawled out under my armpit onto my chest before I hurled it out and beat it with my boot
>always check you boots in the bush by the way!

>>63926610
>>always check you boots in the bush by the way!
You can't be complacent about shoes in the city either, I've had to shake spiders out of shoes a few times, sometimes even in my own bedroom.

Whitetails, house spiders, hunstman, daddy longlegs, even the odd wolf spider makes it inside sometimes.

>>63920901
>humans are hardwired to see things like puppies with a similar level of affection and compassion as we see children

Cease projecting your childish passion. Culture is not uniform. The sooner you stop wanting to think like a child the better for you.

Nature is savage and humans are of nature, not some separate things. You may have seen videos of apes eating living prey with utter indifference. That is nature and we too are apes. Everything lesser is a tool, food or both.

In the end even sled dogs are food.

>>63927145
suffering is not a virtue anon. Nature may be cruel but if we have the option not to be then we always should try to minimise it, within reason. One must be prepared to face the harsh reality of existence without losing one's yearning for joy and peace.

>>63920984
Yes, like in all militaries

>>63927168
>Nature may be cruel but if we have the option not to be then we always should try to minimise it
The post anon was replying to claimed that humans are hardwired for affection and compassion, they're not incorrect in pointing out that nature is savage also.

Where they're wrong is refuting the hardwired compassion claim which is something we see time and again in nature, many species will keep pets of different species if they find one. Adopting young of other species also.
It's clear that many mammals and not just mammals are in fact hardwired for compassion and affection towards non-threatening animals, especially juveniles.
Sometimes they'll just eat them later when they're hungry of course, so the savage nature thing isn't incorrect either.

>>63924222
I got charged by a boar at Lackland during MOPP training in boot camp. I was all suited up out in the woods at Medina and couldn't see shit out of my mask and bumped right into the fucker. It started shaking its head and ran at me so I screamed like a little bitch and noped outta there, a TI heard the commotion and ran it off with a gator kart, then smoked me for being such a pussy.
It felt like I was in Stalker, so that was kinda fun.

>>63923902
Armin faber also returned to combat after being taken pow. He faked poor health and was sent back to germany.

>>63926590
I imagine it goes over their heads. What's deference to a human is probably boredom to a dog. What's going through the dog's mind during a promotion ceremony is probably "I sat still and didn't bark at anyone so colonel called me a good boy and I got a treat after".

>>63927358
>Sometimes they'll just eat them later when they're hungry of course, so the savage nature thing isn't incorrect either.
That's more just a lot of animals simply having a lot less mental capacity to rationalise their actions beyond instinct and fleeting desire I suppose, humans also have issues with that obviously but on average we're generally very good at rationalising our actions beyond just "muh dick" or "I'm hungry" compared to most mammals

>>63926573
The wildlife in Australia is terrifying and I say that as someone who has woken up with a scorpion crawling on him more than once.

>>63927434
Gunther Pluschow escaped the fall of Tsingtao in WW1 by flying his Taube out of the city until it crashed, then convinced the Chinese peasants who found the plane that it was a dragon he had killed to give him food and money as a reward.
Then he spent the next year making his way back to Germany through the US by seducing women for aid, only to get captured by the bongs where he broke out by hiding in the Tower of London.
An absolute gigachad.

>>63925883
>Nothing beats terriers when it comes to ratting
Maybe on a factory floor or a huge burger farming complex that is still smol enough to be privately owned. Traditional yuro farming stead's though, where each farmer has just a couple of hectares and no one has a need for a huge silo as all the farmed produce in spread out in a secondary cottage/cellar and the geese and cloven animals basically wander since they're headed communally? Cat is better because tight places and and they're not underhoof.

>>63927605
>Cat is better because tight places and and they're not underhoof.
Terriers are nearly as good in tight spaces and they're only underfoot if not trained well.

>>63927680
>they're only underfoot if not trained well.
You don't have to train a cat.

>>63920796
I Heard of pilots turning off their positioning lights and flying over ufo meetups to freak em out.

>>63927702
>You don't have to train a cat.
You have to train them a little, as anyone with an un-housetrained cat knows.

>>63927813
>an un-housetrained cat knows.
not in the environments we're talking about.

>>63925897
Both of you are subhuman trash. Stay mad, country hick

>>63923902
>told German high command how well he was treated upon his return
>in turn Germany starts to treat Allied POWs a little better

>>63920873
>subtle bragging
its not hard to cum in 5 minutes if you aren't trying to last

>>63928044
>its not hard to cum in 5 minutes if you aren't trying to last
I've been in a couple of gangbangs, I don't think any of them moved at that pace. In porn they can but that's with fluffers.
I guess teenagers are a different thing, my orgies and gangbangs were all adult things. We did stuff like that as kids but never all the way.

>>63927702
>that webm
awwwwwww

>>63916771
Like having a perpetual 5 year old who will rip your cock off if you beat it for smearing shit on the walls. Again.
I had a monkey in africa for a few months. They are hilarious and annoying in equal measures

>>63928135
I'm genuinely curious, what's a gangbang even like? Feel free to greentext any notable stories. I'm not even a gooner it's just such an absurd situation in my mind that I gotta know

>>63928156
>I'm genuinely curious, what's a gangbang even like?
There's a lot of waiting so you should be comfortable around guys who are either naked or wearing a towel.
Gangbangs are usually doggy, it's just kind of easiest and spitroasts are a more efficient way to get cocks into the woman, saves waiting time too. Missionary for variety sometimes if there isn't a cock that needs sucking right then.

Almost anywhere you have gangbangs gets cleaned pretty thoroughly so sex clubs and swinger play rooms tend to smell slightly of bleach, as a consequence, the smell of disinfectant reminds me of orgies.

>>63928251
how do you even get involved? how does the woman get involved? what kind of women even do it? I presume (no offense) that the woman is a hag and the dudes are all old freaks but please feel free to tell me otherwise.

>>63928251
>the smell of disinfectant reminds me of orgies.

Went to walk the dog today our building's super cleaned the elevator with a bleach solution. My dog sneezed. I will never perceive the bleach smell the same way thanks to your post.

>>63928263
>how do you even get involved?

Please don't corrupt this innocent anon with your degenerate German oldfag ways. I assume you're German since it feels like orgies are their thing. Tell him nothing.

>>63928319
nigga shut the fuck up I'm curious and trying to hear more about the absurdity which is a gangbang, I have zero desire to participate myself

>>63928363
Not for your ears, child.

>>63928263
>how do you even get involved?
It's way easier to get involved in the swinging scene as a couple or single woman than as a single man, there's usually a quota of single men allowed in.

A subset of swinger clubs have gangbang nights for single guys but even then, it's dependent on a woman turning up who wants to literally take all comers, that isn't all of them obviously though on gangbang night it's more likely.

How you get involved will depend on your area and local laws, some places it's more underground (or even illegal), elsewhere they advertise openly.
A lot of clubs operate under legal fictions like being member-only clubs that you join for one night, or with them selling admission that includes a drink and anything guests get up to is stuff the management doesn't officially condone.
The Dutch ones are pretty nice apparently, though I haven't been personally, they advertise openly and have no need for legal shenanigans.

>how does the woman get involved?
Just turn up. Usually free for single women.
If they give the club some notice, they might be mentioned on the club's event page, with or without photos, to get more guys to come.
...

>>63928421
...

>what kind of women even do it?
Sluts obviously.
One of my exes is huge into swinging and loves doing gangbangs, she's too annoying for me to endure for long but she's pretty hot and up for most anything sexual you'd want to do with her.
She says that sex is her hobby and considers that she likes sex as men do. She's mostly straight but eats pussy when swinging, she likes couples more than gangbangs I think but probably for social reasons. She has a roster of international couples she's met who she joins on their holidays for a few days here and there. Sometimes in summer she can string a few of these together.

>I presume (no offense) that the woman is a hag and the dudes are all old freaks but please feel free to tell me otherwise.
Somewhat but it depends on the club and how and if they enforce or screen that sort of thing.
There are clubs for hot people but gangbangs are obviously popular with guys who don't get laid easily and so gangbang nights are usually lower quality on both sides. My ex is a hot middle-aged woman but she's a unicorn on the swinging scene and incredibly popular.

>>63928302
>I will never perceive the bleach smell the same way thanks to your post.
It probably reminds cooks of kitchens and police of crime scenes.
Me, I think of a certain house's rear garage converted into swinger play room with jacuzzi and vinyl covered mattresses and various clubs around the world.

Gay saunas smell faintly of bleach too.

>>63928426
>mostly straight but eats pussy when swinging
that's literally every woman ever, not the swinging part but the willingness to eat pussy and do gay shit is instinctually ingrained in every single woman because women in nature had to deal with the possibility of being in a relationship with a man that has multiple other mates, where this basically never happens the other way around because men kill eachother instead of sharing, for obvious reasons.

this is also why dykes tend to be much better adjusted than male gays, because the former is just a natural function short-circuiting because of trauma or being too intimidated of men in general, whereass the latter is a mental illness that tends to bring out all sorts of other symptoms like neuroticism and narcissism.

basically what i'm saying is lesbians need cock correction.

>>63928319
>Please don't corrupt this innocent anon with your degenerate German oldfag ways.
Sorry, I actually feel like the less repression and vanilla there is in the world, the brighter it is.
I love seeing young gay couples being happy together, it restore my hope for humanity. I like developing shy women into kinksters and I think there's something noble about whores who'll fuck the fuckless.

>I assume you're German since it feels like orgies are their thing.
Is it?
FKK clubs don't generally admit women who aren't pros.
I guess there's probably a private swinging scene that isn't connected to the sex industry but I don't know anything about it in Germany.

>>63928458
>this is also why dykes tend to be much better adjusted than male gays, because the former is just a natural function short-circuiting because of trauma or being too intimidated of men in general, whereass the latter is a mental illness that tends to bring out all sorts of other symptoms like neuroticism and narcissism.
your point about women being instinctively "gayer" than men is 100% spot on but this is nonsense. Lesbian couples are downright famous for being spectacularly chaotic, unhinged and toxic, whilst gay couples tend to be much healthier and happier, both in my anecdotal experience and statistically speaking.

>>63928532
desu that's mostly just from my personal experience.
i know 3 male gay couples, 2 of which fell apart, but both the gays are still ill adjusted, vane, and very passive aggressive, one took too many drugs and a brain injury out of it, and it exacerbated his paranoia and now the poor fuck spends all his time on flattard forums and every time i go over for a cup of tea and a chat he tries to explain to me how stone mesa's are actually the base of giant petrified trees.
the couple that's still together is constantly fighting and always tries to drag me into it and get me to pick a side.
the 2 lesbian couples i know, one of which is has my bisexual stepsis in it, are pretty normal and at least outwardly don't seem to have many issues.

>>63928532
>Lesbian couples are downright famous for being spectacularly chaotic, unhinged and toxic, whilst gay couples tend to be much healthier and happier,

This is my experience as well. Men are happy homos and mostly friendly, while the dykes are walking bags of spite and contempt.

>>63916570

Good one.

>>63928664
Oh yeah I completely forgot this part. It's bad enough that lesbians tend to be more toxic in couples than gay guys do; but it gets even worse when you factor in the SPITE. I don't have stats on this so shoot me but from what I know of lesbians there's actually a big issue and a lot of debate surrounding the prevalence, and validity, of 'political lesbianism', i.e. women choosing to become lesbian (or, if they're bisexual, solely sleep with women) as an act of protest against men, patriarchy, and sexism. the end result is such that lesbianism and lesbian culture generally has much more of a built-in antagonism towards the opposite sex, which is just shite for everyone involved and for society. Contrast this to gay men; if you're gay, it's generally speaking simply because you wanna be gay, and gay culture is primarily about that. Gays therefore tend to either be indifferent to women (even if they're misogynistic) or actively friendly to them (e.g. gay best friends) whilst lesbians will often be actively, even strategically hostile towards men.

>>63928906
>whilst lesbians will often be actively, even strategically hostile towards men
There's plenty of lesbians who hang out with men and their entire friend group consists of exes (the ones they still talk to) and guys because they don't like being friends with females because of the sexual tension, I think gay men are sometimes like this too.
I'm friends with a couple of these women and have shared a house with a few more.

>>63923911
whatever happened to that guy?

>>63929322
>whatever happened to that guy?
Whatever happened to this guy?

>>63929343
>Whatever happened to this guy?
him too. Whatever happened to Bob?

>>63929592
He's apparently ok and lives in UAE.
He surrendered to US forces and was interrogated and released without charge.

Just after the war, he gave an interview to an arab channel that he was paid $200k for. Then nothing much was heard of him for a while before he turned up in UAE.

>>63916853
I'm old enough to remember 8/9 RAR's mascot ram

>>63918649
you could mail order pet monkeys in the 1970s

>>63926377
>fucking glow belt on the pup

Lmao

>>63929669
>mail order pet monkeys in the 1970s
You can still do that...with chickens.

>>63916914
>>63916917
I didn’t know sgt reckless was a female.

That changes things.

>>63917231
Don’t fuck with the wildlife.

>>63918508
Children testing their conscience this way is ubiquitous to humans and is observed everywhere on earth. Americlap yokelings torturing small animals is not extinct. I’m sure it was more popular a hundred years ago when times were less civilized too

>>63929697
>You can still do that...with chickens.
Not any more, when Trump put that oligarch in charge of UPS, he slowed it down so that chicks die in transit now.

>>63916211 (OP)
The vaccinated and flea treated cats protect the military bases

>>63929734
>I’m sure it was more popular a hundred years ago when times were less civilized too
Bear baiting was a thing that you could go watch in London in the time of Pepys.

>>63920873
If the donkey is really slut, it’s absolutely possible.

>>63929734
>Children testing their conscience this way
That's a nice way of putting it.

I once threw a frog at a paver with retard strenght. I say retard because I wasn't sure why I was surprised that it died, as things are want to do when you hurl them against the Earth.

I also wanted to shove my fingers into the mouths and necks of baby birds and wear them like finger covers, but I could never get to the nests.

Never did a mean thing to a dog or cat though.

>>63925883
Based minkman

>>63929734
i watched my faggot friend torture frogs with baseball bats and I kinda didn't really know what to think about it untill their grandmother came outside and raised a whole lot of hell over it.
I still think about that day and a few others like it.

>>63929766
>If the donkey is really slut, it’s absolutely possible.
I am aware that some men fuck female donkeys and there's first-hand testimony of a man that fucks a female horse but I genuinely don't understand the mechanics.
How can you possibly feel anything in a vaginal canal that size?

>>63917238
Sounds lovely.

>>63929698
GIWTWM

>>63927557
Bullshit. I couldn’t find any cool colorful little critters in QLD the whole week I had to bivvy there.

Just these little nippy bastards.

>>63929836
Army ants are pretty cool and do some amazing things.

I had meat ants growing on the farm when I was a kid, I'd leave a t-bone from last night's lamb on the nest and watch them strip the shreds of meat and gristle off it.

>>63917011
I just don't get it. The first time I got wasted, I remember having to walk upstairs to piss like sisyphus trying to walk uphill, and thinking to myself the entire time
>who the fuck does this and says yeah i can drive this metal brick that's powered by explosions

>>63929772
I’m 100% sure nearly every person that ever lived to childhood has pulled the wings off a moth or other bug

>>63929772
>>63930042
ITT: Closet psychos with (likely) shitty parents try to pretend to be normal people
>t. has never had the urge to harm an animal outside of self defence or mercy

>>63929734
The first time I was ever in a fight that was because I was mad and not just because I wanted to fight, I got expelled for breaking the nose and left orbital of a kid who killed a garter snake by snapping it like a whip. We were 5th graders.

>>63929750
My hatchery uses a local courier service now, it’s more than twice as expensive.

>>63916715
Alcohol reduces inhibitions which is why it is a social lubricant.

>>63930152
>My hatchery uses a local courier service now
You're supposed to, it's an attempt to put postal votes under private company's, they're doing that by driving away all business still using UPS.

>it’s more than twice as expensive.
Since the oligarch involved probably owns shares in courier companies, that's probably a feature.

>>63929968
>The first time I got wasted, I remember having to walk upstairs to piss like sisyphus trying to walk uphill, and thinking to myself the entire time
I got my driving license and got stoned for the first time in pretty near proximity and I was acutely aware of how absolutely unable to control a car safely I would be.
A few months later though and you're accustomed to it and you get to thinking that you can handle it.

>>63916715
Many people have claimed to my face that "no matter how you feel in the moment, being drunk does not make you better at anything". As any part or full time alcoholic will tell you, this is bullshit. I used to have horrific social anxiety to the point where my hands would shake at parties from the nerves; So I just exposure therapied myself and can now confidently go out into town alone and still have a great night and meet loads of new friends. Alcohol is god's fucking gift to man and (depending on which school of thought you follow) potentially the primary reason for the development of civilisation

>>63930213
Reminds me of a joke
>when you drive drunk, you can't tell which car is the police car
>when you drive high, every car is the police car

>>63930215
And very precise tasks benefit from a small amount of (literally any downer) because it reduces the natural automatic action of your motor nerves. A drink or two or a small amount of weed make trick skating or precision shooting or fly tying etc etc smoother and better. Too much and the intentional signals get muddied too and your performance goes to shit, but the right amount is a cheat code.

>>63930326
there's an incredible skit here in the uk which suggests the existence of a secret society called the 'Inebriati' who belive that constantly being tipsy off of exactly one and a half drinks worth of booze enables you to ender a state of supreme competence and success, but that any more guarantees disaster

you're spot on though jokes aside, a shot or two of liquor imo makes me just generally better at pretty much everything

>>63929836
They are just little bastard, like how about you just make like my tree and leave or we'll swarm you and make you look like chronic acne in 2 seconds flat
Bull ants are the all time 'picnic is ruined, children crying' menace of Australia. People die from allergic shock regularly enough the be an actual threat to life and limb, mostly because they're sort of wasp-like in their behaviour and just as aggressive
>they also jump about 2ft and grow an inch long

>>63918547
>has seen Taliban torture videos
Yeah no.
>boyfucking
If you seriously think it stopped I have beachfront properties in Kazakhstan to sell you.

>>63922254
Holy fuck that thing is wolverine/ratel levels of pissed.

>>63922254
you just know the russians wouldn't have even hesitated to just kill it if it happened on their side of the wire

>>63929797
>How can you possibly feel anything in a vaginal canal that size?
I can't explain a religious experience with words to you.

>>63929667
Am a never-served cause DFR was braindead retarded in the 2010's, but I remember my granddad telling me about 7RAR and the pigs a lot. Like a LOT.

When I was in there was a Corporal at School of Armour who used to take his rifles out in the back of his bucket or LAV (can't remember which) and shoot rabbits and roos. I only know about it because his OC wandered up to a hide where he was doing it one day and caught him lol. During the same posting, the OC of the Proof and Experimental Establishment (Greytown) at the other very other end of the training area (it's its own range and has its own range control iirc) was a gun nut and doubtless shot things on his range. One of the OCs at SOArmd at the time used to bowhunt (wouldn't be surprised if he did it on training areas) and a bunch of old SNCOs, WOs and Majors who were like furniture at Puckapunyal did shooting (plus the ASAAM and range doctrine etc people).
>>63916853
Other than the ear bit, sure, it happened and happens and will happen. I also happened, happens, will happen with larger natures, on occasion.
>>63929667
>old enough
Wtf they don't have one anymore? I remember during my first posting, at Enoggera, 6 RAR's fucking dogs wandering around wherever they wanted on base literally all the time. One was old and I think they let it wander in around in the hopes that it would get run over and they wouldn't have to deal with it anymore. I took one to their duty room the day after I moved in and the duty Corporal was like "Yeah nah he's just cruising." Fuck I hated the Brisbane army. Absolutely useless cunts.
>other unit mascots
1 CER has two dingoes that are the most miserable creatures ever. All of the other units in Darwin had a pissing contest over who can have the coolest mascot (the CSSB had a water buffalo, 2 CAV had a wedgie, 1 AR had a lion, 1 CSR had a black cockatoo etc) even the fucking JLU there has its own live mascot (a perente lizard that they kept in the foyer). One of the Sqns at 1 CER had a monkey they brought back from Vietnam... 26 Tpt Sqn had camels that stank and bit/spat at whoever went near them.

>>63931120
>wolverine/ratel
The European marbled polecat is the smaller, more concentrated cousin.

>>63932514
2CAV wedgie btw. I wonder if the unit still has a fuckload of not-so-closet neo-nazis.

>>63932286
>you just know the russians wouldn't have even hesitated to just kill it if it happened on their side of the wire
No, they'd have designated the pit as the mobik objector hole and thrown non-suicidal mobiks in there.

>>63926610
>the fucking huge centipedes we get here I don't much like though because one night one of them snuck into my bivvy and cuddled up with me in my sleeping bag.
>It was about 20cm long and crawled out under my armpit onto my chest before I hurled it out and beat it with my boot
Fuck that, I can tolerate a lot of creepy crawlies but Centipedes are a no go for me. If I see one I’m out and I’m not coming back.

>>63930851
>Bull ants are the all time 'picnic is ruined, children crying' menace of Australia.
For me it was never the Bull Ants that got you but the Green Ants, the bloody things were the bane of my childhood, fuck those guys.

>>63930976
>I have beachfront properties in Kazakhstan to sell you.
I get what you mean but Kazakhstan does actually have beachfront properties, a lot of the western portion of the country boarders the Caspian Sea.

>>63935345
Those are quite pretty, I don't remember seeing anything like that in the bush when I was a kid.
Aside from the meat ants and army ants (I think we called them fire ants because of the colour but those are different), we just got boring little black shits that were harmless but got into every kitchen I ever lived in.

>>63930221
A drunk driver will run a stopsign.
A stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

>>63935368
>Those are quite pretty, I don't remember seeing anything like that in the bush when I was a kid.
I grew up in south eastern QLD in the Logan area and they were the second most common urban ant there. They hurt like a bastard but the pain only really lasts half n hour (although when your a kid 30 minutes is a long time), I do agree they are pretty. These days instead I’m dealing with Tazzie Jackjumpers instead but I’ve never been stung by one thankfully.
>Aside from the meat ants
I miss Meat Ants, always loved chucking bits of sausage on their nests

>>63929734
Yeah. I shot a bluebird once when I was plinking targets in the woods with my .22 and my dad wasn't looking. I felt bad immediately and learned my lesson.

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>>63929144
>>63928906
It really depends but my experience is definitely gay couples are typically a lot more normal.

Plenty of lesbians I know are ordinary women but there's a few psychos I've heard about who are in it just for weird man hating reasons. Granted there's maniacs in every demographic so it is what it is.

>>63935909
Lesbians are a lot like trannies in the sense that there's a few that are somewhat saner and more self aware, conscious and realistic about what they are than the rest but they're not enough to really represent what the average one is.

The average Lesbian has absolutely fucking horrid relationships because they fall back to standard female behaviors that only work when they're with a man willing to deal with it, ie complain, bring up problems, get emotional and lash out. Women don't want a relationship between equals, they want to have someone stronger and more responsible than them so that they can afford to lower their guard and go back to being silly goofy bitches and enjoying the world as carefree as they can be(which is what evolution wants, the caretaker and home maker to be a source of comfort for the family group). in a Lesbian relationship there's either one that has to become the butch female husband and deny herself that fulfilment for the sake of the other one, or they are both in a constant state of chaos unable to truly assure and assuage eachother because neither actually can absorb all that emotional turmoil.

A guy gets fulfillment from taking on responsibilities and being a source of strength and security for others, and women are nothing if not a responsibility. they'll always be unhappy so long as no one takes care of them. Most lesbians might like to eat carpet all they want but they need at least a man-equivalent, and the women who can truly take the place of a man, not just physically or intellectually but emotionally, are the rarest thing in the world.

>>63928458
>>63928532
>>63928606
>>63928664
Lesbians do not exist. Just angry bisexual women who are holding grudges or have a wildly inflated sense of the kind of man they deserve.

>>63936571
I thought this was bullshit until I fucked a lesbian.
The next day she went back to her dyke LARP. But when it was the two of us with nobody to judge her, she loved getting fucked and sucking dick as much as any straight girl.
And I know multiple guys IRL who have almost the same story as me. Out lesbian fixates on one guy, fucks him in private, protects her dyke reputation with her life in public.

>>63935639
>I miss Meat Ants, always loved chucking bits of sausage on their nests
My dad once got mad at me for feeding them because he had to destroy any nests they made except for the one he let keep because sometimes sheep die and he can't use the meat so it was the disposal system for unwanted carcasses.
I thought that was pretty hypocritical even though I didn't know the word then.

>>63936542
>Women don't want a relationship between equals, they want to have someone stronger and more responsible than them
Eh, there's certainly that type of lesbian and lots of lesbians who enjoy being the butch in the relationship and taking care of the femme also but there's also lots that like a partnership and prefer not to have struggles or contests about relationship roles.
It can be pretty hard being in a heterosexual relationship when you want a partnership and the other person wants a gender-role based relationship too.

>>63936542
>A guy gets fulfillment from taking on responsibilities and being a source of strength and security for others
There are loads and I mean LOADS of men for whom that is not true and they expect pretty much to just be taken care of by a mummy figure who does everything.

>>63937146
I've had a lesbifren for quite a long time and as 'gaaaay' as it sounds, she is an actual long term friend and we just sort of orbited one another looking after whatever the other one happened to need at the time. She is more of the dyke side of the fence though, which is pretty handy if you need someone to help you work on motorbikes and cars, hardly one of them lipstick lesbos (which are fucking delicious) but y'know. I'm a fairly ugly cunt so I'm hardly one to really judge anyone else

>>63937187
Manchildren are, by definition, unfulfilled

>>63937215
>lipstick lesbos (which are fucking delicious
Amen.

Btw this is the tatu lesbian now. Very tragic.

>>63937146
I banged an art hoe dyke and then ran into her at a party with her bull dog butch gf not long afterward. I thought it was hilarious but they were visibly uncomfortable and the dog made them leave early once her gf got pretty drunk and talkative.

>>63936571
>>63937146
>>63939136
as i said, lesbians are literally just harem-compatible hetero women that need cock correction.
it may sound like anime logic but it's just true, dykes get extremely pissed off if you point this out in public however

In iraq we had to wash a shit ton of equipment in the motor pool and someone rolled up with an LMTV that had one side entirely covered in wasp nests. The NCO sent his least favorite private into the wash tent without telling him and as soon as he started spraying he got swarmed and probably stung 50+ times. The NCO got in huge fucking trouble for that one.

>>63937146
Yup. I noticed a very distinct cycle when I was in the army.
>New girl shows up
>Army 4/10
>Gets boyfriend in a week
>Cheats on him within a couple months
>Starts partying to cope with the break up
>Inevitably gets a train run on her by niggers
>Then she starts fucking one of the butch females
>About once every six months she cheats on the bull dyke with a dude like clockwork
It was very predictable. The difference is the dykes are more desperate so they pretend they don’t know she’s cheating and the lipstick lesbo will usually come up with an excuse if you call them out on it about how she’s trying to get pregnant and IVF is expensive (despite it being covered by the military) or some shit like that. The reality is they’re just sluts that can’t handle a relationship where they have consequences for their actions.

>>63939067
Damn.
When slavs get bogged, they get bogged hard.

>>63939261
>Army 4/10
You mean civvie 4/10 and army 8/10?

>>63939397
No I mean civvie 1/10 and army 4/10. Deployment 8s basically. Frumpy, double chinned, trailer trash with fucked up hair, the hygiene of your average petting zoo animal, and teeth like a well used chainsaw. They’re not actually gay they just fuck for validation and end up so ashamed of themselves for it they fake being gay between lapses in self esteem.

>thread about wild animals
>derails into lesbians

>>63939490
It's also a thread about soldier shenanigans. Sex is almost guaranteed to intrude on the topic.

>>63939416
>No I mean civvie 1/10 and army 4/10. Deployment 8s basically
ok, so rough even by army standards.

>They’re not actually gay they just fuck for validation and end up so ashamed of themselves
Uglies do settle for what they get but they're not necessarily going to be happy about it.

>>63939557
Dykes are unhappy people yes. Either you have done things you are deeply ashamed of and can’t look at a penis without being reminded or you’re a legit bull dyke that knows your spouse is getting dicked down by someone else because you literally can’t.

>>63939587
I feel like your posts say a lot more about you than about lesbians.

>>63939490
>wild animals
>women
what's the difference?

>>63939593
Actually I feel bad for them. Imagine being a dude without a penis. Essentially a tranny but with less mental illness. This is the world of the bull dyke. That’s why so many of them act so aggro and ignorant.

>>63939593
he's right though
t. has a sister who was a dyke, proudly proclaimed she was gay all the time, then broke up with her gf and instantly started fucking a dude who looked exactly like me, some freudian shit going on there.

>>63940155
Man, I bet the BBQ that Steel Beach day was off the hook.

>>63939596
The degree of mauling and emotional trauma it seems

>>63916211 (OP)
>belligerents: African Bees

Queen bee > The queens army

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>>63939550
Given /k/'s track record he probably expected zoophilia.

>>63941725
Kek

>>63941725
>>63943836
It would be a reasonable expectation.

>>63929629
I mean, what were they going to charge him for?
Misleading propaganda and unintentional comedy?

>>63944473
>Misleading propaganda and unintentional comedy?
Propaganda is a war crime, though it's a pretty petty one and isn't necessarily bothered with.
Consequences for propagandists can be inconsistent, sometimes authorities just shrug and nobody really cares, like this guy.
Other times, propagandists really, really piss people off and there are mobs out to get them. Solovyov probably has a bad fate waiting for him some day.

And if /k/ ever got their hands on glavset...

My parents told me a story about when they were stationed at a base in Germany in the early 80s. A lot of the time they had chow cooked and severed outside. There was this pig that would wander onto the base and at chow time he would bump people and make them drop their plates so he could eat it. Most of the guys thought it was funny and called him the "mess Sargeant". One day the pig realized it could knock over those fold out tables the cooks sat the food out on. This pig got a running start and knocked over 2 tables with all the good steaks on them. The lieutenant was out there at the time and he wanted those steaks, he said "FUCK YOU!" and pulled out his .45 and put two round into the pigs head. Back them cooks still knew how to butcher animals so they actually ate that pig the next day. My dad said that pulled pork sandwich was pretty good.

>>63944598
Based. I quite enjoyed being stationed in West Germany. Even most of the commie protestors were polite, except for the odd murder (to steal military ID to cause more shit) or bombing now and then.

>>63916570
What is a "Public Animal"? Is that like the freely rape-able street dogs they have in India?

>>63916730
Macaques carry incurable (and likely fatal) simian herpes. It's basically a Marine.

>>63930215
>>63930326
>>63930375
i got something for you guys
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/580175-druk

>>63916730
>>63918601

>>63917264
No clue about the painting, but the rabbits are from Year Hare Affair, at least that is what an image search gave me.

>>63947091
>>63917264

http://m.cyol.com/gb/articles/2023-09/11/content_VYn8yeCv6O.html

Chinese painting depicting their defense of Triangle Hill

>>63916211 (OP)
I watched a medic buddy of mine water board a cockroach with a piece of tape an IV flush once. I can confirm after watching that enhanced interrogation techniques did not produce any actionable intel.

>>63927540
Honestly, that's not too far from how I felt after most ceremonial bullshit