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>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player

Watch party: Ghost in the Shell
Mid July to early August
https://cytu dot be/r/zrak_

>>63912420
Auntie acquired!

what causes ak owners to be so gay?

>>63916435
the same thing causing AR owners to be child diddlers

Uuoooohh... STAR'S flat child-like chest...erotic!!!

>>63916628
Not a raifu but I love flat/small chested women

>>63916643
Word but specifically flatties with pubes
Flatties without are alright too of course

>>63916710
>bushes
Based

>>63916710
>>63916714
It may go against my Asian nature, but
>unshaved

>>63916462
>>63916626
AK pedos…

>>63916762
You're a flaming faggot. Shaving is the apanage of twinks, women don't need it to be attractive to men.

>>63916772
Whatever dude!!!! Enjoy eating hair!!!!!

>>63916435
newfag

>>63916835
Oh btw the ATF was told get fucked so now imported G3 kits have the original barrel. You can get a G3 kit WITH the OG barrel for like $200. Thats less than what a US barrel alone cost.

>>63916710
>>63916714
>>63916762
>>63916772
>>63916784
I like them best when they're neatly trimmed and groomed.

>>63916856
I bought a kit sometime last year for like $300, I feel scammed. Still haven't gotten it built yet

>>63916874
I bought a "complete" builders kit from HK parts for about $800 years ago. I built it myself last year and honestly I regret making that purchase. They left out the weldments, barrel pin and a bunch of other parts that ended up costing hundreds. I should've just sold it and bought one of the southern tactical builds. I still have several CETME kits so I'm considering raping one of them into an SBR Fleming/SAS thing.

>>63916882
>I'm considering raping one of them into an SBR Fleming/SAS thing.

>>63916891
You can't do anything to stop me

>>63916882
I sort of bought mine on impulse. I *think* all I'm missing is the barrel and receiver. I don't really care to finish it desu since I don't want to pay for those and to send it to a gunsmith.

if i had 1mln $ i'd fund centurii manga series. NSFW ofcourse.

>>63916950
If I were you I would see it ASAP. Do it before people realize OG barrels are back because your kit just got massively devalued and complete G3 rifles are cheap again. There is zero reason to build one now unless you want a clone correct grenade ring triple frame/rear sight base. Nobodies gonna fucking notice those anyways

>>63916385 (OP)
You made me go find this pic just to post it. I hope you're happy OP.

>>63917055
>You made me go find this pic just to post it.
all according to Keikaku
>I hope you're happy OP.
yes I am

>>63917055
For some reason, it never clicked until now that it's supposed to be Lee.

>>63917080
w...what? Lee x Springfield is a really common ship.

>>63916626
>>63916628
She lost /gfg/ the dive grass match yesterday. She deserves to blow up

Wild fugly spotting
>>63916652

>>63916772
t. never eaten pussy

>>63917107
She looked too different like that for my brain to make the connection...

>>63916472
Sex with guns. Older guns in particular.

>>63916396
Get her bridal outfit.

>>63916772
>>63917174
You're both faggots.

Two wild cranes have appeared.

>>63917147
I wonder if he was the guy being a turbo faggot in the draw thread we had

Guys I have to close Riley defense in hickory for a bit. Because they need to change the transformers everywhere in hickory.
I'm sorry line crews for what hell we will be in in 1 year. Anyways where is tok in gfl2 I miss her.

>>63917650
Seems like he has abandoned this thread entirely but who knows

>secured the Dicksword + GuP vote
>still has a worse approval rating than me
Top fucking lel

>>63917717
you're both annoying attention fags.

>>63917725
I did regrettable things in the past but it seems my OP's have earned enough good will for me to exceed al-Bukhari's favourability rate :3c

>>63917788
Lol there's no way we have 50 posters, some faggots in a discord were definitely ballot stuffing or voting on mobile

>>63916385 (OP)

I see the /k/, but where's the /a/?

>>63917788
No. You're an attention whoring faggot that would be still be mass replying if you weren't bullied out of it. That poll was botted as fuck too. None of the other polls had anywhere near the total participation.

>>63912538
>He doesn't know.
Check up on just a bit before the middle of season two.

>>63917877
We regularly had 70+ ips when that was still counted and displayed

>>63916856
Who's selling them with original barrel intact?

>>63917894
up yours

>>63918222
Why is she brown?

>>63918289
I don't know.

Have this onion

>>63918289
so that she could seduce anons better

>>63918305
Never ask a white supremacist the color of his gf

>>63918221
Apex, Gallo/Bowman

Would I look like a dork wearing a straw hat in a place people normally don't wear straw hats (but probably should because it's the prairie and gets very hot and sunny in summer)?

>>63918426
If its stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

You will look a tiny bit like a dork if you go to like starbucks or something wearing it though

>>63918289
A common headcanon is that she's Corscican/Southern French (some say Algerian but they're retards), since she's part of a French themed school
But in official GuP canon she's Japanese, like almost every other character, since the schools in the GuP universe are based on foreign countries but they're still Japanese schools

>>63917877
>>63918081
He's right, 50+ unique IP's was the norm
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/61093832/#61093832

>>63918022
I've been a net benefit to /ak/

>>63918336
Always laughed at the meme but it's true. The only woman on this planet I've ever had serious interest in was an Indian born and raised in the US.

>>63918436
Understandable, it's like wearing sunglasses indoors, kinda acceptable if you're just quickly running into a gas station for a few seconds but pretty dorky if you're just walking around inside a mall with them

>>63918583
if the jeet you loved led to this, of what use was the jeet?

>>63918638
I wear sunglasses indoors because I am literally DB Cooper

>>63918665
Well I oughta see about closing the thread...

>>63918816
What time does the thread close?

God I love office ladies

>>63918824
Now, it closes now

>>63918836
>>63918841
agreed

>>63918863
Now is not a time what time does the thread close?

>>63918841
Threesomes are one of those things that seems hotter in theory than it really is, when push comes to shove it's really more like two people having sex while one just awkwardly watches, with the only thing keeping it from being full on cuckery is occasionally tagging in like some weird play wrestling.

>>63918907
G-generally around the image limit, at the image limit

>>63919059
It seems like it would be awkward having to balance your attention between two people
the ideal threesome would be where your loved one somehow manages to clone herself, and their senses are linked so both experience the same sensations you give to the other

>>63919059
I could come back then.

>>63919089
Just have them both suck your dick at the same time. Call that shit the double barrel

>>63918426
Just wear it anon. It'll be fine

>>63919059
I feel like this is easily solved if the chicks are both bi (assuming it's a one man)

>>63918638
Traditional etiquette would be to take one's hat off indoors anyway.
Incidentally, that's actually one of the reasons why the cocked hat (or tricone as it's since been retroactively renamed to) became so popular in the 18th century, because it's compact enough to tuck under one's arm indoors, unlike the wider-brimmed hats it replaced (and you can still unfasten the ties holding the brim up if you need protection from rain or whatever)

>>63918425
>Apex blocks IPs outside the US

>>63918836
>>63918841
>allmind

>>63919121
Why would you come back, the thread will archive?

>>63916385 (OP)
One piece vs bikini, which is superior?

>>63919283
The hidden third option, wetsuits

>>63919321
AIEEEEEE
Get out of the fairy room!

>>63919283
Anyone who says one piece has porn brain and is seeking novel stimulation
A two piece is better every time

>>63919502
fatass

>>63919283
One-piece.

>>63918513
A lot of those are probably duplicates. The same person phone posting at work and then posting from the PC at home looks like two IPs

>>63919770
That might be the case but al-Bukhari is more notorious than I'll ever be

it's too hot outside it needs to stop

>>63920069
I hate it here
make the rain stop
it's making everyday be 100% humidity
fuck this

>>63919244
You post back in that previous thread?

>>63920069
>>63920077
Whats it like over there?

>>63920069
>too hot outside
pros: soppo gets in her swimsuit
cons: absolute misery the moment you step outside

>>63920114
that's pretty much how it is where I am

>>63920223

>borgeur

>>63919502
>The man who kisses 30 year old strippers calling anyone else a coomer
lol
lmao even

>>63920265
rpk approves of this

>>63918513
>no pregnant Anne Frank

>>63916385 (OP)
>>63917055
I desperately want to be yuri NTR'd.

>>63920123
>>63920069
Hot sweaty sticky breeding sex with soppa.

I love MILFs.

>>63920636
elaborate

>>63920654
No

Would you buy the switch 2 for your T-Dolls?

>>63920898
I wouldn't buy a switch for anybody. Let alone a switch 2 for someone I care about.
Get fucked Nintendo.

>>63920077
It just rained last night where I am. Was cozy

>>63921290
the same temp hrre but in Correct units, no rain Thank Cube as it's July & here that (rain-) usually means thunderstorms

>>63921612
Least attractive 30 year old woman.

I am rapidly approaching 30. its fuck over. they're not hags anymore....

>>63921676
I'm not even baiting.
>Women in their early 30s>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>women in their early 20s.
I'd go for women in their late 30s to and even up into their 40s if it weren't for fertility issues.

>>63920423
It's not NTR if you're married to both

>>63921692
>I am rapidly approaching 30. its fuck over. they're not hags anymore....
I'm rapidly approaching 40. Easy icebreaker: girls love to show you pictures of their grandkids.

>>63921762
this, if your geist waifus aren't going to engage in sesbian lex in order to warm up for you, do they even love you?

>>63921758
i love her so much

>>63921724
>I'd go for women in their late 30s to and even up into their 40s if it weren't for fertility issues.
I am with you on ladies in their 30s and beyond having a certain charm to them, as for their fertility, considering my family's 'wins' in terms of genetic lottery, I am just fine if the purely theoretical lady/ladies I score with can't get pregnant, between extensive history of COPD and Alzheimer's on top of a dozen different cancers in my family, I am not willing to proceed with procreation until after extensive testing to see which hereditary diseases I am likely to pass on, and as a poorfag I don't have the means to get tested at this time (I am 35 right now), and that's just the objectively harmful conditions in my family; there are also multiple neurodivergent people in my family (less than surprisingly including me-), personally I don't see neurodivergence as a disease or anything like that (unlike some members of my family-), but since there is always the chance of a theoretical partner having family members who DO see it as a disease, I'd rather avoid a situation where my theoretical children might 'win the jackpot' in terms of genetics.

i love buff women

>>63921692
This is how it starts, nigga. Next thing you know you're wondering if you can be the man to satisfy her biological needs

>>63920292
That would have risked getting the thread deleted which was no longer my objective and that edit is an olive branch

>>63921980
might end it all tbqh

Are women in to competition shooting?

>>63922158
Is that a Scorpion holster? Breddy cool if so

>>63919196
Whatchu buying parts kits for if you live outside the US?

>>63922168
Yes its a vz-61 holster. You have to use the short 10 rounder with it though. Won't fit with with the full size mag

>>63922163
yes but only if their family does it

>>63922163
Women are in to being dragged along by their boyfriends to one or two matches, getting bombarded by useless advice from every bald man in attendance when they perform poorly, then never returning. Many such cases. USPSA, sporting clays, bullseye, two gun, whatever always the same story.

Women who show up to small bore rifle and sometimes IDPA tend to do pretty well actually.

>>63921762
>>63921779
Biggest reason I'm into yuri NTR, I want the lesbian to prep my wife before I impregnate her.

>>63921791
>>63921724
Looking past fertility issues, women in their 20s have more energy to raise children.
30s are fine with older children, but exhausting with toddlers

>>63922179
I got hyped for a second because I thought it said "serbian"

>>63922611
Serbian Arab Army would be strange

Is it true that Serbian women are tall?

>>63922813
taller than average but its still only 5 six or so

I'm still salty 47's LoW skin wasn't released on global.

>>63920292
>Anne Frank
>Blue eyes
you had one job

>>63922624
"Serbian" and "Arab" do not belong in the same sentence

>>63922813
BOG JE SRBIN, so yes

>>63922813
go there and see.

>>63923193
I make zero destinction between
>turks
>serbs
>greeks
>balkan muslims
>north africans

>>63923193
janissaries were largely serbian

>>63923215
Really gonna sit there and tell me they look like t*rks

>>63923223
We don't talk about that.

>>63923260
>Really gonna sit there and tell me they look like t*rks
Yeah, some of them. I went to school with Turks, Montenegrans, Bulgarians, Serbs and people from the UAE. They clearly have some overlap

>>63923278
Now that I think of it it's probably like Mexicans
Some Mexicans look extremely white, some are a weird mix, and others are straight indians

However, bog je srbin

Now the important question, are serb women blonde?

>>63923460
No. Most have black or brown hair

>>63922158
Fuggg :D
Someone saved my photo from RSO duty at our boomer range ... It's been a few years since I posted this.

>>63924026
thank you for your service nigga

>>63923745
NEED

>>63924265
My cervix is my duty!

Cute dorks!

I am going to visit Springfield!

I need a RPK-16 gf

>>63924419
You can't make me click on that thumbnail.

>>63923460
probably the same likelihood to other places

Massive iowa https://files.catbox.moe/zch7at.png

>>63924723
..... why are you like this?

>>63924723
She's a big boat

>>63924740
I love boobs, gonna draw m4 tonight or tomorrow depending on how I feel

>>63924748
4u

>>63924723
wew, that's /d/-tier for sure
...not like I'm against that

>aaaaa my life is fucking meaningless and boring idk what to do wtf should i do with my life fuck
>oh i should join the military you get to shoot people and do cool shit that would be fucking awesome
>NO i cant do that the government is EVIL and they HATE ME fuck em i dont wanna die for isntreal
>aaaaa my life is fucking meaningless
>repeat
Guys wtf should i do idk what to do, all my plans are fucked, military was the back up plan but i cant do that because i hate the government.
In not American btw

>>63924926
>In not American btw
then don't worry about the dying for Israel part retard

>>63924723
I like Iowa
I even like Iowa with unreasonably large tiddies
but this is furry-porn tier slop

>>63924952
Euro, its all the same

>>63924979
I doubt it. You guys have bigger problems in your neighborhood. Like it or not you guys are gonna be on your own so we can focus on China and sand people

>>63921791
Mirin’

>>63923223
THE JANNIES ARE SERBS? I KNEW IT

>>63925139
Remove janitor

>>63922179
I'm American but currently on vacation

>>63924401
Don't forget to take pictures.

>>63925190
time for a vpn then lil nigga

>>63924952
If it means anything, I won't draw M4 as big

>>63925609
Uhh meant to quote >>63924963

>>63924401
please kill Lisa Simpson while you're there

>>63924740
Yukari, you of all people don't have the right to ask anyone that question

100% off topic, but I know we have a fair few yuros in the thread

please sign the Stop Killing Games petition, if not for a love of games and consumer rights, then at least for a hatred of that nigger PirateSoftware

only EU citizens can sign, so we burgers can't participate

>>63925756
yeah he kisses floozies

>>63925761
You mind not bring some rando drama into the /ak/ thread?

>>63925790
It's less about the "drama" and more about consumer protection. But for some people, the drama would be enough to get them to sign. I just hope this doesn't die on the vine. We probably won't see proper digital consumer rights protections in the US until millennials are in their 50s and 60s. If shit gets passed sooner in the EU I might be able to enjoy the benefits, just like with the iPhone usb-C thing.

>>63925761
Very based, I hate that pieatesoftware faggot. I never had a real reason to until now, not that I ever did research into him. I just hate that voice he puts on you can just tell he's forcing it

>>63925929
He went on a youtube therapy show and got called a BPD narcissist to his face

Does anyone know what episode zerg is from of soldiers sortie?

Also does anyone have a zerg waifu

merch?

>>63925994
yeah

>>63926000
who are you to call me illiterate?

>>63925994
>$300-400 USD
I don't know if I love M4 enough for that. Then again, maybe I do.

>>63924926
cute drunk PoW

>>63926213
I want to put in in her butt

>>63926235
Based anon dauntlessly walking the path of sodomy

>>63925833
The modern consumer protection movement is so badly infested by retarded leftists (such as yourself) that I can't support anything it does. Entirely off topic, and about as "common sense" as gun control. Fuck off.

Would you give her a hug?

>>63926437
You do know it's possible to agree with someone on one thing without having to agree with them on everything else, right?

>gear on top of cow print
what did they mean by this

>>63926759
Chocolate milk?

does anyone know where i can find reference art of the enemy IFV/APC from royal space force?
i've been looking around for 4 hours but i could only find reference art for literally every other vehicle in the movie plus a decent minecraft recreation of it. i feel like i'm getting pranked by god

>>63926437
>The modern consumer protection movement is so badly infested by retarded leftists (such as yourself) that I can't support anything it does.
I'm not a leftist and you genuinely don't know what you're talking about. The point is that you own nothing. The goal is that you get to own things.
>he will own nothing and be happy in order to own the libs

>>63926003
who's the brown woman?

>>63926843
I just spent the entirety of yesterday and Monday building an airbase in Minecraft just so I can nuke it later.

>>63926759
CHOCO WOMAN AHHHHH

Drawing M4 with american flag bikini. What should M4s hat say?

>>63927907
>E PLURIBUS UNUM
Or alternatively:
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>63927907
MAGA

>>63927907
TZD

>>63927907
I hate niggers

>>63922889
Anon...
It was a one time reward for the Arctic Warfare Ranking map
Only the people in the top 50 percent got it

>>63927935
SHALL in all caps sounds subtle enough
>>63927939
>>63927944
>>63927974
No one said M4s on mars, sad

>>63927907
>Liberty
>Guns
>Beer
>Tits
Alternatively
>Flag Code

>>63928042
>SHALL in all caps sounds subtle enough
Now you mention it, that would definitely be better.

I'm gonna switch over to Concealed Carrying the M1911.
It's just the Objectively Superior Choice.
The Only advantage of 9MM is high Capacity. You know why, because it doesn't have STAHPIN POWAH! You don't need 17+ rounds when you can put down a target in 1 or 2. The 45ACP was invented by Saint John Moses Browning to stop muslims high on drugs.
Put a flashlight and a compensator/muzzle brake. I'll be cooking with JP8.

>>63928841
45ACP was invented by Saint John Moses Browning to stop Muslims High on Drugs, during the Philippine American war.
The 45ACP, Designed to be used by Alpha male American Warriors, sheepdogs, Guardians of Freedom and all that is good and holy.
The 9MM was designed for Sissy Europeans, Peasant Conscripts, and those that enforce tyranny and godlessness.

>>63925994
If only...

>>63928058
>>63928084
https://files.catbox.moe/26sjv6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jy7eqp.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ir6es5.png

>>63929844
Based. I prefer smaller though.

>>63929844
what the fuck is this disgusting gooner shit? Surely your dopamine receptors aren't so blown out from a decade of futa porn that you can jack off to regular shit?

>>63929899
Just be glad he didn't draw her with a monster cock.

>>63929899
I'm glad that he didn't draw floozies being kissed in there

>>63929852
Could always be bigger
>>63929899
Unrestricted internet access in the mid 2000s as a middle schooler exposed me to that, but I didn't really start browsing /d/ until a few years ago
>>63929906
I prefer not to draw futanari, boobs are always better, even at normal cup sizes.

>>63929982
le boobies

>>63929964
show your avatar RPK faggot

>>63930006
I don't really feel like it

>>63927907
>>63928058
>>63929852

>>63929899
>Surely your dopamine receptors aren't so blown out
I've come to the conclusion that this is a myth. I was into some truly disgusting shit in my teens but my tastes shifted over the years and now I only like vanilla stuff.

>>63929844
Fucking based

>>63930098
he kisses strippers

>>63926055
some weeb with multiple guns and anime women on my desk, that's who

>>63930117
>shitter """support""" STILL hasn't recovered ironlily's account over three months later

>>63923060
>you had one job

IRL accounts can't agree on whether she had green or grey eyes, so blue isn't that far off.

>>63930098
it's not a myth.
You're still seeking novelty, which is why you respond better to vanilla stuff - for now.
Stop gooning for a week and I bet you'll be catcalling by day five.

>>63930282
Stop kissing floozies for a week and I bet your herpes will improve

>>63930304
it's been more than two weeks since that happened, I don't have herpes.

>>63930310
Says you, dirty floozy kisser

>>63930282
>Stop gooning for a week and I bet you'll be catcalling by day five.
That shit does not make you want to be around women let alone talk to them.
>dont jerk off for 2 months
>still dont want to be anywhere near cunts
>have a dream that in any other case would wind up as a wet dream
>woman starts dry humping my leg out of nowhere in an elevator, shove gun in her face when she wont fuck off
>she goes and sulks in corner, elevator stops, opens, wake up as soon as i step off

>>63930341
alas, the advice from the guy who kisses floozies dosen't work

based dream though

>>63930339
>>63930363
RPK faggot, you obsess over a woman stepping on you and causing you unimaginable pain. She's not even real which is a good thing because dominant women aren't real either. All you've done the last two weeks is cry impotently over the fact that I made out with a stripper because it conceals the fact that you're an unlovable virgin with no rizz.
Damn, these 17 year olds piss me off.

>>63930421
At least I don't have herpes lel

>>63930006
Postan

>>63930443
ummmmm b-based...

>>63930443
literally an rpk

>>63930443
nice

>>63930473
Yeah

>>63930518
AWWWWWWW HI YUURI

>>63930521
Yeah

>>63930443
Yukari gets mogged daily, but this was a worse mogging than normal

>>63924401
you hear that Springfield Schizo? A lesbian is going to visit your wife, she's going to bring a huge Strap-on.
Imagine the fingering, tribadism, cunnilingus, and the absolute pounding she is going to give Springfield with that lengthy, girthy, thick, red strap-on, imagine the leg_lock, imagine the mating_press!

>>63930540
floozies mog yukari

>>63930443
I regret selling my AES-10B

>>63930601
Actual skill issue, I hope you didn't sell at a loss

>>63930443
based

>>63930443
Big Marisa

>>63930341
Based dreamer

>>63916385 (OP)
We need new bread mkay?

>>63916385 (OP)
They're not gay; they're robots.

>>63916385 (OP)
Short shorts and converse. Im out of the army and how hot and humid is making me think about my last real summer.

>>63916385 (OP)
I demand va compensation for the gfs they've cost me.

>>63931018
>>63931018
>>63931018
I WILL BAKE

TOMMOROW IS THURSDAY

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FRIDAY IN BURGERLAND

NEW THREAD ACTIVATE

>>63931126
>>63931126
>>63931126

FORM OF NEW THREAD

>>63931126
>>63931126
>>63931126

POWERING UUUUP NEW THREAD

>>63931126
>>63931126
>>63931126

FULL POWER NEW THREAD ACHIEVED

>>63927997
I know, I'm mad they haven't bothered to release it past that after all this time since that was forever ago.. I wasn't playing the game back when it was available sadly. I'd be willing to pay real money(like $5 at most) to buy it.