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Anonymous No.63921516 >>63921578 >>63921590 >>63921642 >>63921649 >>63921706 >>63921773 >>63921788 >>63921965 >>63923113 >>63923569 >>63923581 >>63923590 >>63923625 >>63923660 >>63923711 >>63924209 >>63924692 >>63924833 >>63924965 >>63925921 >>63925948 >>63925982 >>63926150 >>63926470 >>63926480 >>63926530 >>63927048 >>63927071 >>63930911 >>63931810 >>63931848 >>63933715 >>63933753 >>63936965 >>63937020 >>63937616 >>63937725 >>63946765 >>63948244
what's your favorite way to die in a self defense situation with weapons? me? bleeding out in the snow, but i'll probably never get to do it
Anonymous No.63921533 >>63921536 >>63931610
Jesus fucking christ.
Anonymous No.63921535 >>63940245
>Get shoot in the brain
>Forever in a comma
>Die of hold age
Anonymous No.63921536
>>63921533
you never thought about this?
Anonymous No.63921578
>>63921516 (OP)
I WON'T DIE OF DEATH
Anonymous No.63921590 >>63921591
>>63921516 (OP)
Radiation poisoning
Anonymous No.63921591 >>63931674
>>63921590
kino
Anonymous No.63921642 >>63921646
>>63921516 (OP)
Being Finnish, bleeding out in the snow is my birthright and destiny.
Anonymous No.63921646
>>63921642
puukko knife to the liver after getting drunk
Anonymous No.63921649 >>63926522
>>63921516 (OP)
Going down fighting filled with arrows but taking a few of the bad guys with me
Anonymous No.63921663
I want to slay scores of my enemies with my sword until they pile up high as a mountain. Then finally the dark wizard will crush my soul with an evil spell, sealing my fate.

Later my sons will avenge me
Anonymous No.63921667 >>63924965
saving my classroom from the school shooter, but not before a prolonged cinematic gunfight where I shout out a bunch of cool one liners before landing the killing blow then promptly bleeding out in my homie's arms as all the girls stand around us with tears in their eyes
Anonymous No.63921702
I'M READY, HOW ABOUT YOU?
Anonymous No.63921706
>>63921516 (OP)
ja, ja...
Anonymous No.63921711
Mutter "Shit" as I see the glint of the longrod hurtling towards my gunnery sight
Anonymous No.63921773 >>63921828
>>63921516 (OP)
100% bleeding out in the snow OR bleeding out in a forest in general
extra points if it's sunset, twilight or even dusk.
Anonymous No.63921788
>>63921516 (OP)
>tfw
Anonymous No.63921828
>>63921773
What about bleeding out in a snowy forest at twilight? Ideally while the supernatural/extraterrestrial creatures you were battling gather around your shattered body, not to deliver the killing blow, but to pay respects to a worthy foe.
Anonymous No.63921906
I want a double knock out while defending against a bear attack with a pocket knife
Anonymous No.63921965 >>63922094
>>63921516 (OP)
Peacefully in my bed surrounded by friends and family, several decades after said self defense situation had ended in my victory.
Anonymous No.63922094 >>63931808 >>63931827
not dying, seeing a potential mass shooter, before he gets the chance to pull, challenge him to a duel, gunning him down when he draws, saving the cute grill, marrying her, having a large family, living the American dream.
>>63921965
this.
Anonymous No.63922170
>bleeding out in five minutes while holding a cute girl's hand, after traiding fatal wounds with a nigger
That's the way I wanna go.
Anonymous No.63922195 >>63924965
Getting shot in chest multiple times as I unsuccessfully attempt to use the girl I was just fucking as a human shield when her husband bursts in on us mid stroke.
>hopefully he beats the charge.
Anonymous No.63923113
>>63921516 (OP)
Hang myself in the neighbor's garden before the pigs throw me in jail for using excessive force.
Anonymous No.63923312
Buried alive holding off a (sexy) naked lady avalanche, so my friends can escape it.
The weapon is my penis in this situation.
Anonymous No.63923569
>>63921516 (OP)
My single favorite would be the time I died grappling a terrorist off the side of a bridge, but I keep coming back to dying after throwing myself in front of innocent bystanders. Call me basic, but there's something about doing it that just hits right, you know?
Anonymous No.63923581
>>63921516 (OP)
>what's your favorite way to die in a self defense situation with weapons?

I finally confront the hot goth girl who bullies me, ambushing her on a hot summer night. She shruggs off 7.62x51mm NATO like it's nothing. I start to run from this unkillable monster but she effortlessly overtakes me. She disarms me, crumpling my rifle in her hands like it's aluminum foil. I try and fight back, her strength is unimaginable, it's like trying to stand your ground against freight train. She easily pins me to the ground and sits on my face, pulling her panties to the side. After 45 minutes of struggle, I drown in her fluids from of her 5th orgasm.

My second favorite way is bleeding out slowly in the rain.
Anonymous No.63923590 >>63923631
>>63921516 (OP)
>>63923066
>>63922309
Are you okay?
Anonymous No.63923625
>>63921516 (OP)
that's a hard one to figure, you only get one taste
Anonymous No.63923631
>>63923590
i don't talk about home defense, this would be a fair honorable duel in the snow and then i would bleed out and die, it's different
Anonymous No.63923660 >>63923672
>>63921516 (OP)
Not self defense but I am convinced it would be hilarious to go out in a speedboat accident
Anonymous No.63923672
>>63923660
That's not what /k/ means when they mention a tragic boating accident
Anonymous No.63923682 >>63923691
Shot in the neck, kill my attacker but still succumb to my wounds. Gripping my neck trying to stop the bleeding but then just kind of fading out.
Anonymous No.63923691
>>63923682
neck bleeding is kino too
Anonymous No.63923711 >>63924048
>>63921516 (OP)
>die in a self defense situation
The point of self defense is so that I'll live.
Anonymous No.63924048 >>63927066
>>63923711
a true warrior should fight as if he were already dead, meditate on this
Anonymous No.63924155
As if there was any other answer
Anonymous No.63924209 >>63925927
>>63921516 (OP)
>what's your favorite way to die in a self defense situation with weapons?

This is such a gay fucking question lmao. It's like saying "Hey what's your favorite type of condom", instead of just asking which model youd fuck.

Next time man the fuck up and just ask something about dying in war, not 'in a self defense situation'.
Also, the answer is none, because if you die in a self defense situation you just look like a retarded victim who couldnt handle his shit
Anonymous No.63924692
>>63921516 (OP)
Anonymous No.63924825
dying to a drone after being forced to participate in Israel's self defense
Anonymous No.63924833 >>63945936
>>63921516 (OP)
Smothered to death defending my morality by large breasted warrior women
Anonymous No.63924965
>>63921516 (OP)
>On enough LSD that I have no idea what's going on except that I'm lost in the woods/jungle/mountains and ended up in a shootout with ISIS/The Fourth Reich/the ATF/whatever
>On enough PCP that this situation does not scare me
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>63921667
>>63922195
holy based
Anonymous No.63925921
>>63921516 (OP)
I want to die sitting on the toilet with my sequined karate suit around my ankles while shooting some of my many televisions with my .44 magnum handgun
Anonymous No.63925927
>>63924209
Only limp wristed faggots and simpering nancy-boys use condoms, be a man.
Anonymous No.63925948 >>63925969
>>63921516 (OP)
In a hospital bed surrounded by my family
Anonymous No.63925969
>>63925948
why would you involve your family in a violent situation in a hospital bed?
Anonymous No.63925982
>>63921516 (OP)
I really would like to die in a bayonet charge. Just get shot to pieces mid charge.
Anonymous No.63926007 >>63926011
Knowingly entering combat in an unwinnable situation in order to save those who I love. All over answers are wrong.
Anonymous No.63926011
>>63926007
apparently that situation is posting without a misspelling
Anonymous No.63926027 >>63936305
Anonymous No.63926150
>>63921516 (OP)
Detonating the C4 butt plug I keep inside my ass at all times.
Anonymous No.63926470
>>63921516 (OP)
Trailer Park Shootout
Anonymous No.63926480
>>63921516 (OP)
Is this the male equivalent of the female rape fantasy?
Anonymous No.63926522
>>63921649
Boromir killed like 18 orcs single handed before they retreated amd filled him with arrows instead cause the nigga was too crazy
Anonymous No.63926530 >>63927056
>>63921516 (OP)

I wouldn't say it's my favorite but 15-17 years ago, I kept having this vivid recurring dream that I was pic related defending a small coffee shop I was frequenting at the time and I would always die by an RPG round flying through the window and vaporizing my entire squad.
Anonymous No.63927048
>>63921516 (OP)
Pulling a sick ass backflip while blowing the head off the last nearest politician before getting my 25 kill streak and nuking Tokyo in hopes that round three will set them straight
Anonymous No.63927056
>>63926530
>defending a small coffee shop
RAMIREZ
DEFEND THE COFFEE SHOP
Anonymous No.63927066 >>63927093
>>63924048
>a true warrior should fight as if he were already dead
I'm not a warrior. I'm just some guy.
Anonymous No.63927071 >>63930842
>>63921516 (OP)
50 years later, in my sleep.
Anonymous No.63927093 >>63927407 >>63933806 >>63947717
>>63927066
what if you hear the call to arms? will you reject it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjc5KyTN6n0
Anonymous No.63927407
>>63927093
>call to arms?
I'm not dying for jewish foreign interests
Anonymous No.63930842 >>63930902
>>63927071
I used to believe that but experience taught me otherwise. Old age is amazingly shitty. I wish I'd have known the last third of my life would be worthless misery. I would have taken far, far more risks.
Anonymous No.63930902
>>63930842
Part of me wishes I die relatively young, 50 wouldn't be too bad of an age, still gives me time to adventure and do dumb shit but still young enough to not be fully withered like a 70 year old
Anonymous No.63930911
>>63921516 (OP)
>bleeding out in the snow
Based.
Anonymous No.63931610 >>63931735
>>63921533
Anonymous No.63931674
>>63921591
Why is there a 40% increase in the use of this word during summer?
Anonymous No.63931733 >>63931735
>whatโ€™s your favorite way to die?

The fuck kind of question is this? I donโ€™t have a favorite way. I donโ€™t like to die.
Anonymous No.63931735
>>63931610
This is just the scene that popped to mind when I posted this (>>63931733)
Anonymous No.63931808
>>63922094
Based and neo-Western pilled.
Anonymous No.63931810
>>63921516 (OP)
Exhaustion after days of battle, while still standing.
Anonymous No.63931827 >>63933054
>>63922094
What youโ€™ve described is the basic template for a male fantasy. Itโ€™s the plot of every male-coded movie and story. We all share it. It boils down to โ€œkill my enemy, earn mating rightsโ€. Very grug-brained.
Anonymous No.63931848 >>63931870
>>63921516 (OP)
For me, it's the classic:
>damaged, borderline misanthrope meets a girl who cares about him in spite of his cold exterior
>he comes to care for her too, its lonely being a recluse after all
>bad guys come after his girl or people she cares about, he steps up to defend her or them both because its the right thing to do, and its the only way he can think to repay her kindness
>takes them on in ones and twos at first, before they realize the depth of the threat they're facing
>they reorganize, bring in their best or just come with more numbers
>epic final showdown where our hero atones for past sins by singlehandedly killing every last motherfucker threatening his lady or her loved ones, and driven by his love for the girl
>standing victorious, he collapses from the series of wounds suffered in the course of the fight
>dies in her arms, thanking her for redeeming him
Anonymous No.63931870 >>63931945 >>63932828
>>63931848
Beautiful.

I want to say that whole thing is also the female fantasy, told from the male perspective, just right up until Chad dies. A feral or disconnected man that is only tameable/fixable by a girls love, uses extreme violence in her defense. But in the girlโ€™s fantasy, he is always victorious, no matter how many adversaries he is up against. The man in their fantasies is usually extremely difficult if not impossible to kill. I say โ€œusuallyโ€ not because Iโ€™m aware of any counterexamples, but because Iโ€™m not positive they donโ€™t exist.
Anonymous No.63931945 >>63932828
>>63931870
Very true. There's definite shades of it in works as introductory as Disney's Beauty and the Beast. This difference in outcome makes sense to me from the woman's eyes, she wants him to survive because of the at least implied promise of children. Strong husband, strong kids, and all that.

What's more mysterious to me is why the male perspective tends to end in death. Is it a literary holdover from the days when Christian theology suffused everything, and so the understanding was that violent men necessarily must meet violent ends? That doesn't strike me as impossible, so many tropes we take for granted have similar roots. But I wonder if there's not some deeper, primal desire here just like there is in the female version. But if it is, then what is this seemingly counterintuitive desire to die nobly driven by?
Anonymous No.63932759 >>63932782
Anonymous No.63932782
>>63932759
Oh for fuck sake.

https://youtu.be/WCBR43CHNd0
Anonymous No.63932828
>>63931870
>>63931945
not everybody is going to die violently, but the ones that die violently are going to be the heroes when it's required, either you live in a community where people are willing to die, or you live in a shithole of everybody for themselves, that's why those myths turn like that on the long term
Anonymous No.63933054 >>63933452 >>63933473
>>63931827
My power fantasy was always "kill a crime lord, take over his operation, live a luxurious life".
Women were never a part of the equation. Bitches are worthless anyway,
Anonymous No.63933125
An unjust death after a difficult victory.
Anonymous No.63933452
>>63933054
>live a luxurious life
>women were never part of the equation

Women are the main element that drive the desire to live a luxury life. Your fantasy is the same as all the others. Same fundamental ingredients.

>step 1: fight and kill male adversary
>step 2: earn mating rights over nearby female(s)

Itโ€™s a bit disconcerting how simple we are. If any other male animal of any other species could daydream, heโ€™d probably have similar fantasies.
Anonymous No.63933473 >>63933479
>>63933054
> Bitches are worthless anyway

This always struck me as a hilarious statement. Like a kind of male posturing to indicate that there is such an abundance of pussy in oneโ€™s life that one is unaware of its true value. But It is your sole imperative, by virtue of being male, to ejaculate inside all the girls. There is real argument to be made that the girls are actually some of if not the most valuable things in existence. The kind of shit we fight and kill and risk our lives over. Warm hole ultimately drives everything you do. Iโ€™m not simping btw, what follows from โ€œthe girls are invaluable resourcesโ€ is that they ought to be property.
Anonymous No.63933479 >>63933622
>>63933473
Serial killers who killed women are more based than any white knight.
Anonymous No.63933529
Like the Chinese captain from Flowers of War
Anonymous No.63933622
>>63933479
All women agree, kek.
Anonymous No.63933715 >>63933719
>>63921516 (OP)
getting lost in time, like tears in the rain
Anonymous No.63933719
>>63933715
Time to die.
Anonymous No.63933753 >>63933795
>>63921516 (OP)
Fighting a delaying action to hold back an enemy army as my friends escape.
Is there really a better way to leave this life?
This actually happens in a book I wrote.
Anonymous No.63933795 >>63939462
>>63933753
Was thinking about this earlier today. Recalling how when men and women were asked โ€œwould you sacrifice your life for your familyโ€, men overwhelmingly said yes, and women overwhelmingly said no. Probably for the same reason mother bears will eat their own kids. A womanโ€™s reproductive output is zero if she dies, because her kids die anyway, but the instinct within a man, given a threat, to fight at great personal cost and risk, gives him a chance of success. Even if you die, your kids get to live and so your reproductive output is >0. Conclusion: altruism, if it exists, exists only in men. Women kind of live in a vacuum where the center of mass of their life is their vagina/womb.
Anonymous No.63933806
>>63927093
DEFENDERS OF STEEL, NOW WE ARE HOME
Anonymous No.63936305
>>63926027
Underrated
Anonymous No.63936965 >>63937635 >>63937659
>>63921516 (OP)
Sending people I care about away to safety while I face down a hit squad, promised them I'll join them as soon as I can escape but we both knew that was a lie. Picking them off one by one, they never had a chance and they never even knew it. But I'd already come to the understanding that I am too far gone. Too misanthropic, too prideful, too scared to earnestly try and be happy only to have it fail and expose my innermost pure and innocent feelings as laughably naive.

I find the last attacker scared, hiding in the corner. Just barely 18 by my guess. Begs me not to kill him. Gun is shaking in his hands so much he's more likely to blow his own brains out. I grab the top of the slide and tell him to hold it steady so he doesn't fuck it up and help him aim it closer up to my heart. Don't want this to take too long and as much as it pains me to admit, I'm a bit scared of the pain. The gunshot feels hotter than I expected but the adrenaline is taking the worst of it.

I tell him he did good, but he isnt cut out for this life. Use the money from whatever bounty got put on me to get out of here and don't waste your ambition. He stumbles out in disbelief. No one is ever gonna believe his story. Blood loss getting worse now, I just need to rest a bit against the wall. Pull out my wallet and find the photo of my dog who died 25 years ago. I want the last thing I see in this world to be the one thing who truly loved and understood me. I'm not much for praying or religion but if there's an afterlife I only hope he's there waiting for a long walk with me again.
Anonymous No.63937020
>>63921516 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Pily0uyLs
Anonymous No.63937616
>>63921516 (OP)
I live a fullfilling and satisfying life until i eventually reach a ripe age of 102 and finally get put in an ICU with only days left, then one day when I'm surrounded by my beautiful wife, children and grandchildren, an assailant enters the room so i draw my gun in self defense, we both shoot each other and die on the spot, no one else is harmed.
Anonymous No.63937635 >>63947829
>>63936965
>Sending people I care about away to safety while I face down a hit squad
>being an existential cuck
Evolution really did a number on you
Anonymous No.63937659 >>63947829
>>63936965
wtf is wrong with you
Anonymous No.63937725 >>63939430
>>63921516 (OP)
I want to die a hood death.
I'll be in my section 8 housing paid for by chuds working at walmart recording my latest dis track on my Obama phone. Ops drive by in a Nissan Altima and unload on me with dracos and glawks wid dem switches. As I'm bleeding out, I tell my niggas "Tell mah mama I died like a real G fr fr!" Then I'll get one of those African American funerals:
https://youtu.be/SOkrefTpKmE?feature=shared
Anonymous No.63939430
>>63937725
Anonymous No.63939462 >>63947819
>>63933795
>altruism, if it exists, exists only in men.
women help take care of the tribe's young all the time
Anonymous No.63939841 >>63940074
Anonymous No.63940074
>>63939841
>dying of tb in a gunfight
Anonymous No.63940234
I also hope to die in the snow, but to a single katana cut across my chest, as i drop to my knees and whisper my dying wish for my son to be raised by my killer, himself a great warrior, who will have to respect this wish, and raise my son into the warrior who will one day finish my dream of uniting japan.
Anonymous No.63940245
>>63921535
Well I guess if you die on the spot you do kind of hold your age you had immediately before you got shot.
Anonymous No.63940259 >>63942006
I'd like to go out in a duel at 10 paces, both of us armed with a flamethrower.
>captcha: AAAAYRS
which I imagine would be pretty close to both of our last words.
Anonymous No.63942006
>>63940259
people say it's a really peaceful way to go
Anonymous No.63942776
>get captured
>frens read my in-case-of-capture note
>bomb me and my captors pls
>get bombed by frens
Anonymous No.63945936
>>63924833
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!
Anonymous No.63946067
>hear intruders downstairs
>wife is still asleep
>kiss her on the forehead
>go downstairs with my syringe full of fentanyl / water mix
>spot thief, wait until he's busy
>sneak up behind him
>inject fent.png
>tie him up
>basement
>sub basement
>hidden room in sub basement
>ball gag, blindfold, sex swing, handcuffs
>repeatedly rape him after narcan
>after an hour of hard, ass breaking rape i take the ballgag out and cum in his mouth while he's crying
>fent, rope, put him in the back of my truck
>drive into forest, dump him and leave him tied
And when he comes back we will duel with swords, I let him kill me but he will never recover. Even his son will not trust another man.
Anonymous No.63946765 >>63947687
>>63921516 (OP)
Hail of gunfire in a shootout with the gestapo while naked and high on PCP
Anonymous No.63947687
>>63946765
Is there babyoil and bayonets involved?
Anonymous No.63947709
getting droned when giving of blowjob to sergeant
Anonymous No.63947717 >>63947725
>>63927093
IF YOU LIKE METAL YOU'RE MY FRIEND
Anonymous No.63947725 >>63947743
>>63947717
Even industrial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHBKUbUmCs
Anonymous No.63947743 >>63947762
>>63947725
It's from a Manowar song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR39birKwwo
Anonymous No.63947762
>>63947743
Oh, ok. Industrial is so manly, I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOBveFKdGs
Anonymous No.63947819
>>63939462
They do, but this is a far cry from sacrificing oneโ€™s life. One is just barely costly, the other is the ultimate personal cost.
Anonymous No.63947829
>>63937635
Darwin approves of hanging back and killing the thing threatening your progeny.

>>63937659
Nah that anon has a pure heart. I liked his story. Not sure why heโ€™d want to die though. Just kill the 18 year old and go on living. THAT Darwin does NOT approve of.
CAFag No.63948020
I want to die in a last-stand fighting the VDV in Iran with my section (Windsor Regiment). Something like a shot to the neck. Not an instant kill, but a short quick death looking at a blue sky.
Maybe a hallucination of memories of my family w/ attached song playing would be good.

For real, this has been a dream for years if I was to die. WW3 seems to bring me closer to such a goal.

https://youtu.be/ueKJ1753w5I
Anonymous No.63948244
>>63921516 (OP)