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Anonymous No.63931126 [Report] >>63931768 >>63932058 >>63933384 >>63934447 >>63936120 >>63936797 >>63940265
/ak/ - Burger Birthday (soon)
Happy (almost) 247th Birthday!!!

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>image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

Watch party: Ghost in the Shell
Mid July to early August
https://cytu dot be/r/zrak_
Anonymous No.63931135 [Report]
I hate bote shit but will post this anyway
Anonymous No.63931143 [Report]
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63931163 [Report] >>63931433 >>63933762
BOTES
Anonymous No.63931169 [Report]
>imagine not being american.png
That reminds me of the last time I visited /a/
Anonymous No.63931201 [Report] >>63931205
Boat art is retarded
Anonymous No.63931205 [Report]
>>63931201
lol pretty much
Anonymous No.63931373 [Report]
new (english) teto song

https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8
Anonymous No.63931433 [Report] >>63934091
>>63931163
floozy kisser
Anonymous No.63931768 [Report] >>63931794 >>63931939 >>63934087 >>63934091
>>63931126 (OP)
Kei needs to be liberated from her bikini
Anonymous No.63931794 [Report] >>63932042 >>63933643 >>63934087 >>63935445
>>63931768
Anonymous No.63931939 [Report] >>63931956 >>63934087 >>63934091
>>63931768
Anonymous No.63931956 [Report] >>63931957
>>63931939
>rainbow belt
KAY BROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY! prepare to get yuri NTR'd kay bros.
It's s over kay bros.
Anonymous No.63931957 [Report] >>63931962 >>63931965 >>63931982
>>63931956
that pic is AI fake, this depicts the real dynamic between them
Anonymous No.63931962 [Report]
>>63931957
this was drawn in 2019
Anonymous No.63931965 [Report]
>>63931957
Yuri retards and ntr jackoffs deserve to fuck off
Anonymous No.63931982 [Report] >>63932030
>>63931957
WRONG!!! A proud American (larper) like Kay easily dominates British (larper) like Darj
Anonymous No.63932030 [Report]
>>63931982
false
Anonymous No.63932042 [Report] >>63932605 >>63932617
>>63931794
i hate that actual manipulator females don't do nice stuff like this they just take footage of you getting pegged in the ass and sell it online
Anonymous No.63932058 [Report]
>>63931126 (OP)
Anonymous No.63932552 [Report] >>63933255
i wish i could do cool pc-98 art...
Anonymous No.63932605 [Report]
>>63932042
>they just take footage of you getting pegged in the ass and sell it online
W-what?
Anonymous No.63932617 [Report]
>>63932042
Overshare anon?
Anonymous No.63933244 [Report] >>63933255 >>63933379
What you bros doing for the 4th? Any particular guns you gonna shoot?
Anonymous No.63933255 [Report] >>63938820
>>63932552
Same. Recently someone made a /k/-ish VN in that style called stories from sol. Might pick it up for the steam sale.

>>63933244
I'm about to wrap up my VZ-61 re-weld so I'll probably mag dump it into the dirt
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63933379 [Report] >>63938820
>>63933244
>ai slop
Anonymous No.63933384 [Report] >>63933391
>>63931126 (OP)
>didn't use Kei as this thread will be up on the 4th of July

What did OP mean by this?
Anonymous No.63933391 [Report] >>63933405 >>63933414
>>63933384
Iowa is actually American unlike Kei who is a larping Japanese girl
Anonymous No.63933397 [Report] >>63934105
It is currently 12am where I am. Happy 4th burger anons
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63933405 [Report] >>63933411 >>63933414
>>63933391
>blonde with blue eyes, D cup
>merely pretending
What did the Japanese mean by this?
Anonymous No.63933411 [Report]
Maybe I'm misremembering things but didn't we have a Japanese youtuber or streamer scroll through one of our threads once?

>>63933405
idk maybe she's happa
Anonymous No.63933414 [Report] >>63933431
>>63933391
Kei is American at heart
>>63933405
Anime genetics
Anonymous No.63933431 [Report]
>>63933414
American is a state of mind after all. To larp as an American is to be an American. There's no difference between the two. Like that Russian guy who walks around in public wearing UCP. Can't remember his name
Anonymous No.63933437 [Report] >>63934087
Anonymous No.63933552 [Report]
Anonymous No.63933587 [Report]
Japanese bust size has been increasing.
Anonymous No.63933620 [Report] >>63933633
ENEMY WEEABOOS FROM THE NORTH EAST!
LOAD UP AP AND INCENDIARY!
WE'VE GOT ENEMY WEEABOOS!
ALL UNITS MAN YOUR STATIONS!
Anonymous No.63933633 [Report] >>63933784
>>63933620
OK, but what the fuck is a weeb democrat
Anonymous No.63933643 [Report]
>>63931794
But... my burgers win competitions. The ones I'm going to cook tomorrow are my magnum opus of grilling. I had people RSVP for my 4th party back in May. My Red, White, and Blue burgers are the stuff of legend. I only cook them on the 4th of July. 5 vegetarians and 3 vegans have broken their ridiculous diets to eat them. Don't burger shame me.
Cockcroft !!C4puehe7tRc No.63933762 [Report] >>63933823
>>63931163
Mmmm, boats.
Anonymous No.63933784 [Report] >>63933954
>>63933633
isn't it kind of self-explanatory?
Anonymous No.63933812 [Report]
Anonymous No.63933822 [Report]
this is what America used be about...
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63933823 [Report]
>>63933762
enty lookin like a snack in that crop top
Anonymous No.63933826 [Report] >>63934944
I think Yukari is pretty alright! But RPK is amazing! I want ehr to break my fingers while she kisses me!
Anonymous No.63933832 [Report]
Anonymous No.63933854 [Report] >>63933863 >>63939326
God I fucking hate summer
Anonymous No.63933863 [Report] >>63933869 >>63933887
>>63933854
>zigger
Go to the front. I bet you'll like it more.
Anonymous No.63933869 [Report] >>63936212
>>63933863
I just think slavshit looks cool my dude
Anonymous No.63933874 [Report]
Anonymous No.63933887 [Report]
>>63933863
kys
Anonymous No.63933891 [Report] >>63933906
>reeeee
Sorry, but I'm not Russian. Self "200" a part of your culture after all.
Anonymous No.63933906 [Report]
>>63933891
liking weapons from region =/= supporting that region

genuinely low iq if you can't understand that
Anonymous No.63933911 [Report]
>reddit spacing
Opinion discarded
Anonymous No.63933915 [Report]
I'll

type

how

I

like

troglodyte
Anonymous No.63933939 [Report]
Ah, instant butthurt from our resident nafoid.
Anonymous No.63933950 [Report] >>63934011 >>63934117
nafoids and ziggers should kiss and have butt sex
Anonymous No.63933951 [Report] >>63934090
Apparently they got Saba recruiting for the navy now
Anonymous No.63933954 [Report] >>63933961
>>63933784
There's probably more nonvoters in here than any unironic Democrats
Anonymous No.63933961 [Report] >>63933978 >>63933987 >>63935389
>>63933954
it doesn't matter if they're nonvoters, being a weebdemocrat is a state of mind anyway
Anonymous No.63933978 [Report] >>63933998
>>63933961
and what exactly is that state of mind?
Anonymous No.63933987 [Report] >>63933998
>>63933961
>weebdemocrat is a state of mind
What the fuck does that even mean
Anonymous No.63933998 [Report] >>63934008
>>63933978
>>63933987
being a Redditoid leftist otaku
Anonymous No.63934004 [Report] >>63934449
RIP Victory Belles.

Got the email that they were shutting down and, I'll be honest, they hadn't added mich since early access and I'd forgotten it even existed.
Anonymous No.63934008 [Report] >>63934033
>>63933998
Not many of those on /ak/
Anonymous No.63934011 [Report] >>63934018
>>63933950
één groot Diets rijk waarvan wij allen de joden haters van wensen te zijn.
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63934018 [Report] >>63934377 >>63934944
>>63934011
is that fucking Dutch? What a disgusting language
Anonymous No.63934033 [Report] >>63934087
>>63934008
only 1-2 and they're probably euros
Anonymous No.63934087 [Report] >>63934091 >>63936172 >>63938075 >>63941996
>>63931768
>>63931794
>>63931939
>>63933437
>>63934033
Do girls like Kei exist in America, and if they do, do they make for good girlfriends and where can one find them?
Anonymous No.63934090 [Report] >>63939647
>>63933951
based
which holo-girl (or ex holo-girl) would be marines though?
Anonymous No.63934091 [Report]
>>63931433
>>63931768
>>63931939
>>63934087
Anonymous No.63934105 [Report]
>>63933397
Happy 4th of July to all Yanks
Anonymous No.63934117 [Report]
>>63933950
>implying they don't already do that at the JIDF/CIA office they both work at
lol, lmao even
>Captcha: NWOXY
Anonymous No.63934344 [Report] >>63934447
Anonymous No.63934377 [Report] >>63934420
>>63934018
yes, and it's closest linguistics relative of English
Anonymous No.63934420 [Report] >>63934437
>>63934377
no, that would be Frisian, aggshuelly
Anonymous No.63934437 [Report]
>>63934420
Fries is just an extra retarded dialect of Dutch and most closely related dialect of Dutch to English is West-Vlaams
Anonymous No.63934438 [Report] >>63934705 >>63935532 >>63935917
>be me.
>Innadream.
>Mass shooters in a Grocery Store.
>In full kit, plate carrier, M18, M4.
>Wearing OD Green for some reason.
>Shoot badguys save day.
>Pants are loose.
>Tighten belt real quick.
>Breach next door and it's a long dark hospital corridor.
>Open door with light in it.
>It's a cute tradgirl I have a crush on
>She's given birth.
>I'm devastated.
>Than she tells me.
>I tried with 4 different guys before I could get pregnant.
>I'm so distressed I jolt out of sleep in my bed.
WTF WAS THAT SHIT.
Anonymous No.63934447 [Report]
>>63931126 (OP)
>>63934344
Anonymous No.63934449 [Report] >>63934461
>>63934004
That game quickly became a discord server with its own app rather than the other way around. It had potential, but dev updates and story progression mechanics being hidden behind the doors of an insular club choked off any potential it had for growth or profit. Launching years behind schedule didn't help, either. The writing fell off a cliff as well after the devs couldn't find a publisher and ESL volunteers took over the story. Last I heard (~1 year ago) they'd eaten themselves alive over some petty drama and the game's been quietly waiting to die ever since. Disappointing, but not unexpected.
Anonymous No.63934456 [Report] >>63934903
beautiful BBs with big...guns
Anonymous No.63934461 [Report] >>63934551
>>63934449
>eaten themselves alive over some petty drama
Dare I ask?
Anonymous No.63934551 [Report]
>>63934461
Nothing very interesting. Faction favoritism, inserting power users as characters, and other instances of bungled community management and dogshit writing caused many a sperg to have many a meltie. This is secondhand information regarding events from about a year ago, mind you. I dipped in mid-late '23, but it seems that the shambling corpse of the game has only just now become too unprofitable to sustain.
Anonymous No.63934705 [Report] >>63934861 >>63935119 >>63935917
>>63934438
Dark news anon, but it could be worse

>Ego
Saving the day
>Fear
Cucked by the girl you want, pregnant by another man, of course turns out she's a whore too(unsurprising). You are likely subconsciously concerned about a lack of virility, why she had to try with 4 different men

You're coping for your insecurities related to women through firearms, but at least getting cucked is a fear instead of a fetish. Overall it's bad but you aren't totally cooked. Hit the gym and go on some dates.
Anonymous No.63934861 [Report] >>63935119 >>63935917
>>63934705
I don't think It can be considered getting cucked if I'm not dating her or married to her, more like she didn't give me a chance, and instead of trying multiple times with one person she fucked several dudes in an attempt to get pregnant. I don't know why my mind concocted such a dream, why it would create a scenario where she has no morals.
Anonymous No.63934884 [Report]
Casca a cute
Anonymous No.63934903 [Report]
>>63934456
Georgia is an underrated beauty
Anonymous No.63934944 [Report]
>>63933826
get ye head back in the game rpk

>>63934018
>dutch
>disgusting
not as disgusting as kissing floozies
Anonymous No.63935119 [Report] >>63935277
>>63934705
>>63934861
Speaking of cucking? You know what is gonna happen to Springfield Schizo on the 4th of July?
Lee is going to fuck his wife, she's going to knock on the door, springy will open the door, they'll go to the bedroom and Undress, Lee will start with fingering and cunnilingus, after she makes Springfield cums numerous times they'll switch to 69'ing where Springfield and Lee Enfield both explode with Orgasms, than after Springfield is sufficiently wet after mind blowing coom after coom, Lee brings out a MASSIVE STRAP ON, way bigger than Springfield Schizos cock, he's probably got a 5 incher maybe a little bigger, no actually let's give him the benefit of the doubt, SS has a hog, the Strap on is still bigger. Springfield gets ontop of Lee and rides that strapon stretches Springfield, she'll never be able to be pleasured by SS's cock again, that Stap-on rubs against her G-spot than presses her cervix, Springfield pounces up and down PLAP PLAP PLAP than BOOM SHE COOMS! She's shivering and shaking, Lee pushes her over into a mating presses and POUNDS HER HARD! ORGASM AFTER ORGASM! SPRINGFIELD LEGLOCKS! HER EYES ROLL BACK AS SHE CUMS AGAIN AND AGAIN! It's over for you SS, she'll be fucking the bong bitch for the rest of your life she'll only let you fuck her to get pregnant.
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63935158 [Report] >>63935280 >>63935338 >>63935570
petition to have the yuri ntr faggot beaten senselessly by every able bodied poster on the board
Anonymous No.63935247 [Report]
kaoru shintani art thingy up on archive.org
https://archive.org/details/kaoru-shintani-art-collection
it's mostly area 88 i think
Anonymous No.63935277 [Report]
>>63935119

>forgetting the springfield on lee cunnilingus and the anal strapon sex

weak
Anonymous No.63935280 [Report] >>63935338
>>63935158
petition to get the floozy kisser more herpes cream
Anonymous No.63935338 [Report] >>63935539 >>63935571
>>63935158
You know a post is degenerate when a prostitute kisser has the moral high ground.
>>63935280
Still less degenerate than fantasizing about yuri NTR. Not even his own wife nonetheless, other people's wife.
Anonymous No.63935389 [Report] >>63939048
>>63933961
Weebocrat rolls off tongue better desu
Anonymous No.63935445 [Report] >>63935547
>>63931794
I am back to my empty room after wageslaving knowing that's it, there won't be a gupie in my life, all that remains are ashes :>
Anonymous No.63935532 [Report] >>63935551 >>63935609
>>63934438
My dream last night
>Dad needs me to help him clean out a building
>driving to the place
>in my car are a teenage boy and girl
>i believe they are my younger siblings (I dont have younger siblings)
>get stoped at train crossing (also doesnt exist)
>look out the window and theres a guy looking up at the sky
>look where hes looking and see that Nazi flying saucer you see in edits
>it floats around for a few seconds then flies off
>end
Yeah wtf, never had fake family members in a dream befor, let alone fake siblings
Anonymous No.63935539 [Report]
>>63935338
>prostitute kisser
>moral high ground
Anonymous No.63935547 [Report]
>>63935445
Buy sexdoll and dress her as your favorite girl
Anonymous No.63935551 [Report]
>>63935532
Nazis!!!
SPACE NAZIS!!!!
Anonymous No.63935570 [Report]
>>63935158
Based. Fuck NTR yuri homos
Anonymous No.63935571 [Report] >>63935576 >>63935579
>>63935338
>prostitute kisser
Really? lmaooo. Give story give story
Anonymous No.63935576 [Report]
>>63935571
It was like 2 threads ago
Anonymous No.63935579 [Report]
>>63935571
After being rejected, he went to a strip club and ended up kissing some floozies. Urban legend says he still tastes the whore from that night everytime he sees RPK
Anonymous No.63935605 [Report]
Ghost in the shell watch party will be on the 27th, 16:00 EST
Anonymous No.63935609 [Report] >>63935629 >>63935732
>>63935532
My dream last night
>I'm back in Afghanistan
>I really don't want to be there
>There's a civil war going on
>Hazaras got genocided (again)
>spiraled from there and now the Tajiks are being backed by Iran in a war against the Pashtuns, Pashtuns are being backed by Pakistan and bankrolled by Arab oil states as well
>both sides claim to be the real Taliban
>for some reason I'm holding back an angry mob outside a government building in Herat as part of the international forces hired by someone to do something
>dream wasn't really specific about that, but basically we were just mercenaries
>there were a lot of Russians and others there
>Whole crowd gets lit up by someone with a DShK from the roof of the building we were guarding
>welp
Anonymous No.63935629 [Report]
>>63935609
seems pretty plausible ngl
Anonymous No.63935732 [Report]
>>63935609
More then a few years ago now but this one stuck with me for a while.
>on patrol
>we're in the desert but all the builds are old European style row houses with the shuttered windows
>one of the opens and a women pops out with a silver canister and sprays us
>everyone shoots her
>guys start yelling spray, spray, spray and putting masks on
>i got hit directly and its already taking effect
>cant breath can barely see
>sgtmajor comes over forces my mask on me
>black out
>wake up vision is blurry but I can tell I'm in a hospital
>wake up again for real
Leaf vet.
Anonymous No.63935818 [Report]
Anonymous No.63935917 [Report] >>63936147
>>63934438
>>63934705
>>63934861
You know what, FUCK MY SUBCONSCIOUS I'M THE ONE IN CONTROL! ME! NOT MY HIDDEN MIND FAGGOT ASS MADE UP PSEUDO PSYCHOLOGY KIKE FAGGOT SHIT! ME! ME! I RUN THE SHOW! I WILL MARRY HER! I WILL IMPREGNATE HER! SHE ISN'T A FUCKING WHORE WHO BANGS SEVERAL DUDES AN ATTEMPT TO GET PREGNANT! I'm gonna talk to her Tomorrow.
Anonymous No.63936047 [Report] >>63936119 >>63936126
THE VODKA DOESNT WORK ANYMORE! Ive drank half a bottle and im barely even drunk!
Been drinking alot recently recently, for SCIENCE but mainly because i like drinking.
Drank 1 half bottle of whisky a night for 2 nights, felt ok but kinda shit both days. The third night i drank like 4/5 a bottle of vodka and felt surprisingly good the next day, finished the bottle on the forth night and obvioisly the fifth day wasnt shit. Now its the fifth night and the vodka is bearly doing shit.
Feeling it now but ive drank like 3/4 of the bottle, damn i miss the days i could get really fucked up. Havent been double vision or head spinning drunk in probably a year?
How long does it take to reset your tolerance or should i just drink more?
Anonymous No.63936119 [Report] >>63936377 >>63939647
>>63936047
Alcohol is a Jewish psyop
Anonymous No.63936120 [Report]
>>63931126 (OP)
Alright I need help finding an image and I know one of you fucks has it saved.
I think it was an image of Monarch and Prez, it was them in an F-14, side shot from the outside, with Monarch looking at the camera holding up an "I'm with stupid" sign backwards. I think he was holding a thumbs up too, but I can't remember.
If anyone knows what I'm talking about and can post it I will personally give you a kiss.
Anonymous No.63936126 [Report]
>>63936047
are you actually moving or just sitting in a chair? get up move around and it will start hitting.
Anonymous No.63936147 [Report]
>>63935917
Go make her pregnant anon.
Anonymous No.63936166 [Report]
No 4th celebrations here tonight. Camp Foster is going to be open to non soldiers tomorrow so I'm going there
Anonymous No.63936172 [Report] >>63939647
>>63934087
Nope. Don’t exist sadly
Anonymous No.63936212 [Report] >>63936220 >>63936276
>>63933869
Fair but it's America day, we haven't the time for non-american guns
Anonymous No.63936220 [Report]
>>63936212
I'm coming for you.

You have defiled your gear.
Anonymous No.63936267 [Report]
hello I love Teto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4lJDTfzc0c
Anonymous No.63936276 [Report] >>63936341 >>63936353
>>63936212
Those things any good?
Anonymous No.63936285 [Report]
Anonymous No.63936341 [Report] >>63936353 >>63936399
>>63936276
I don't know much about newer helmet designs.

I only use surplus PASGT helmets
Anonymous No.63936353 [Report] >>63936375 >>63936399
>>63936276
No, they live the entire side of your head exposed.
>>63936341
My unit uses them, I hate high cuts so Goddamn much.
Anonymous No.63936375 [Report] >>63936424 >>63936434
>>63936353
go to the pawn shop and buy one for like 150$ (like me, you can find them way cheaper) and if you're qeustioned about it just say something like

>I have le more protection captain
Anonymous No.63936377 [Report] >>63936393 >>63936556 >>63937531
>>63936119
Alcohol was a core pillar of white cultures before Jews even existed, and we can prove it both archeologically and linguistically. Mead was so essential to white societies we spread it everywhere we went, and to this day even places as far flung as China, Vietnam, Indonesia, and Japan all use Indo-European derived words for honey (Mi, Mit, Madu, Mitsu) all cognates with the word mead.

Chariot riding Aryan conquerors were destroying the darkskinned and drinking alcohol daily as they spread their superior culture and genes across the world.
Anonymous No.63936393 [Report]
>>63936377
This study and post is sponsored by Budweiser.
Anonymous No.63936399 [Report] >>63936417 >>63936419 >>63936421
>>63936341
>>63936353
I ain't asking about the helmet, lads
Or the coms or shades for that matter
Anonymous No.63936417 [Report]
>>63936399
The Dr. Pepper in the back?

Dr. Pepper is pretty alright but it's kinda lame compared to pepsi and RC Cola
Anonymous No.63936419 [Report] >>63936425
>>63936399
I frankly find mine overstimulating. Like, I know that's the point but I'd rather just do it the old fashioned way where I have more control.
Anonymous No.63936421 [Report]
>>63936399
I mean it won 2 world wars.
Anonymous No.63936424 [Report] >>63936435
NEW SPRINGFIELD JUST DROPPED!
>>63936375
I was Specifically told not to wear the old ACH.
Those stupid fucking high cuts are going to get American Airman killed.
Anonymous No.63936425 [Report] >>63936437
>>63936419
Agreed. Dr. Pepper is far more of an acquired taste than RC Cola
Anonymous No.63936434 [Report]
NEW SPRINGFIELD JUST DROPPED!
>>63936375
I was Specifically told not to wear the old ACH.
Those stupid fucking high cuts are going to get American Airman killed.
Anonymous No.63936435 [Report] >>63936474
>>63936424
They say anything about PASGTs?
Anonymous No.63936437 [Report] >>63936450
>>63936425
I only drink water and energy drinks is cola really that bad? I know its got a ton of suger.
Anonymous No.63936450 [Report] >>63936479
>>63936437
Dr. Pepper is kinda just mediocre. RC Cola and Pepsi, you should only drink one every 3 days and with a meal since they're pretty dense sugar-wise. Energy drinks I think are worse sugar-wise overall since many drink multiple in a day.
Anonymous No.63936474 [Report] >>63936523
>>63936435
Good point.
Anonymous No.63936479 [Report] >>63936491 >>63936503
>>63936450
A coke is like a buck eighty. Really not that much compared to 1800-2000 calories for a normal man.
And who drinks sugary energy drinks? Sucralose only
Anonymous No.63936491 [Report] >>63936506
>>63936479
I don't drink energy drinks at all, but I can't imagine scarfing down chemical water without some sugar. Kind of like how coffee black is hard to drink if you haven't gotten used to it or don't put some sugar in it
Anonymous No.63936503 [Report]
>>63936479
If you drink energy drinks, you will die. The FDA banned ephedrine for no good reason, real white men cultivate their own ephedra plants and harvest the haoma themselves.

The increased risk of sudden death isn't real and can't hurt you if you're white.
Anonymous No.63936506 [Report]
>>63936491
The girly monster is the gold standard.
No sugar, 10 cals
Anonymous No.63936523 [Report] >>63936554
>>63936474
Go for a LWH instead, modern PASGT cut but IIIA instead of like II or whatever the original was. Also has a modern strapping system to cling to your head better.
Navy still uses em, Marines might too. Trade them a box of crayons for one.
Anonymous No.63936554 [Report]
>>63936523
I'll probably cross paths with Marines soon, I'll definitely see what if I can get my hands on one.
Anonymous No.63936556 [Report]
>>63936377
Every now and then I wonder what the liquors, beers, and spirits of the Middle East would look like if Islam hadn't banned alcohol or at least was way looser on the rules
Anonymous No.63936561 [Report] >>63936615
These tards are setting off fireworks.

It ain't even the day yet FUCKING WAIT

captcha: VADDR (luke, i am ye father)
Anonymous No.63936564 [Report] >>63936596
RIP Mr. Blonde. Any /k/ art referencing Reservoir Dogs?
Anonymous No.63936596 [Report] >>63936613
>>63936564
IDK BUT I'D LET A BOATGIRL FUCK ME UNTIL I WAS DRIED UP LIKE THAT MEXICAN ALIEN
Anonymous No.63936613 [Report] >>63939068
>>63936596
>brown
>with abs
Tasty
Anonymous No.63936615 [Report] >>63936625 >>63936707
>>63936561
My town allows fireworks for the week surrounding the 4th.
As damn well they should.
Anonymous No.63936625 [Report] >>63936629 >>63936648 >>63936695
>>63936615
I am trying to snuff out the booms with killing NPCs in Gmod. I am also wearing my flak vest because if I die to a stray rocket or a homemade M80 and not an awesome last stand I will be pissed
Anonymous No.63936629 [Report]
>>63936625
*forgot to mention, that is pretty based though
Anonymous No.63936648 [Report] >>63936661
>>63936625
Is that HECU or just a regular MOPP suit?
Anonymous No.63936661 [Report]
>>63936648
Regular MOPP suit. Just feels better to fight soldiers than combine troops
Anonymous No.63936695 [Report]
>>63936625
playing video games wearing battle rattle is rather fun. I played all of the Modern Warfare games totally wasted in my body armor
Anonymous No.63936697 [Report]
Anonymous No.63936702 [Report]
Anonymous No.63936707 [Report] >>63936712
>>63936615
Lucky you state bans fireworks here. Also neighboring town who hosts the largest show in state canceled theirs. Naturally I forgot to grab some when I went camping a few weeks ago too so all I get to light is a couple Chinese lanterns
Anonymous No.63936712 [Report] >>63936717
>>63936707
>Chinese lanterns
those are way more dangerous so it doesn't make any sense.

yeah bro just let an open flame float off into where ever. no its not gonna detonate its just gonna stay lit and then crash wherever
Anonymous No.63936717 [Report] >>63936724
>>63936712
>call the fire department
>We just nuked the building
Anonymous No.63936724 [Report]
>>63936717
>I just shoved a nuke up my pussy
Anonymous No.63936725 [Report]
I love being early
Anonymous No.63936743 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGEj-Uea8Cw
Anonymous No.63936751 [Report] >>63936786 >>63937230
It is with much pride that I can say I figured out how to play Yankee Doodle on muh accordion right before the 4th
Anonymous No.63936785 [Report] >>63936799
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE!
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife
I'd thank my lucky stars to be livin' here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can't take that away

And I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA

From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A.
Well, there's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say

That I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (I love this land)
God bless the USA

And I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW I'M FREE!
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (I love this land)
GOD BLESS THE USA!
Anonymous No.63936786 [Report] >>63936816
>>63936751
>accordion
people still have those?
Anonymous No.63936797 [Report]
>>63931126 (OP)
Anonymous No.63936799 [Report] >>63937818
>>63936785
O SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT
Anonymous No.63936816 [Report] >>63936818 >>63936845
>>63936786
Yes. Christian Friedrich Ludwig Buschmann perfected musical instruments in 1822
Anonymous No.63936818 [Report] >>63936824
>>63936816
Apparently. Props to you for playing one.
Anonymous No.63936824 [Report]
>>63936818
Novislav is a real one
Anonymous No.63936831 [Report] >>63936847
I like accordion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uT7GqHJivk
Anonymous No.63936845 [Report] >>63936848
>>63936816
That's a weird way to spell Adolphe Sax
Anonymous No.63936847 [Report] >>63936884
>>63936831
get on the real shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCzMvKR298&list=RDXMCzMvKR298&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6mXWl-wIm0&list=RDy6mXWl-wIm0&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrdocXb2o40&list=RDqrdocXb2o40&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.63936848 [Report]
>>63936845
Bellows>EVEYTHING ELSE
Anonymous No.63936863 [Report] >>63936870
Hurrah for the flag of the free.
May it wave as our standard forever
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let tyrants remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever!
Anonymous No.63936870 [Report] >>63936913 >>63936936 >>63937093
>>63936863
Over hill, over dale,
We will hit the dusty trail,
And those Caissons go rolling along.

In and out, hear them shout!
Counter marching all about,
And those Caissons go rolling along,

For it's high high he,
In the Field Artillery,
Shout out your "No" [numbers] loud and strong,

For wher-e’er we go,
You will always know,
That those Caissons go rolling along!
Anonymous No.63936884 [Report] >>63936910
>>63936847
no you get on the real shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJbYcX5LWk
Anonymous No.63936910 [Report]
>>63936884
I have been humbled
Anonymous No.63936913 [Report]
>>63936870
honor of the 30th Springfield in my collection
Anonymous No.63936936 [Report] >>63936944
>>63936870
Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home!
Anonymous No.63936944 [Report] >>63936947
>>63936936
From Aztec Shore to Arctic Zone,
To Europe and Far East,
The Flag is carried by our ships
In times of war and peace;
And never have we struck it yet,
In spite of foemen's might,
Who cheered our crews and cheered again
For showing how to fight.

We're always ready for the call,
We place our trust in Thee.
Through surf and storm and howling gale,
High shall our purpose be,
"Semper Paratus" is our guide,
Our fame, our glory, too.
To fight to save or fight and die!
Aye! Coast Guard, we are for you.
Anonymous No.63936947 [Report] >>63936958
>>63936944
From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in ev'ry clime and place
Where we could take a gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines!
Anonymous No.63936949 [Report]
Anonymous No.63936958 [Report]
>>63936947
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come, zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun! (At 'em now, Give 'em the gun! now)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame. Hey!
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

Minds of men fashioned a crate of thunder,
Sent it high into the blue;
Hands of men blasted the world asunder;
How they lived God only knew! (God only knew, then!)
Souls of men dreaming of skies to conquer
Gave us wings, ever to soar!
With scouts before and bombers galore. Hey!
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

Here's a toast to the host
Of those who love the vastness of the sky,
To a friend we send a message of his brother men who fly.
We drink to those who gave their all of old
Then down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold.
A toast to the host of men we boast, the U.S. Air Force!

Off we go into the wild sky yonder,
Keep the wings level and true.
If you'd live to be a grey-haired wonder
Keep the nose out of the blue. (Out of the blue, boy!)
Flying men, guarding the nation's border,
We'll be there, followed by more!
In echelon we carry on. Hey!
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!
Anonymous No.63936993 [Report]
HAPPY FUCKING BURGER BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
Anonymous No.63937093 [Report]
>>63936870
God that is an ancient ass version. Here's the one you'll actually hear at a ceremony SS

March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free
Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory
We're the Army and proud of our name
We're the Army and proudly proclaim

First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation's might,
And the Army goes rolling along
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting 'til the battle's won,
And the Army goes rolling along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army's on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong
For where e'er we go,
You will always know
That the Army goes rolling along.

(Extra you'll rarely hear)
Valley Forge, Custer's ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks,
And the Army went rolling along
Minutemen, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army's on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong
For where e'er we go,
You will always know
That the Army goes rolling along.
(Slow and low)
Men in rags, men who froze,
Still that Army met its foes,
And the Army went rolling along.
(Bring back the energy)
Faith in God, then we're right,
And we'll fight with all our might,
As the Army keeps rolling along.
Anonymous No.63937128 [Report] >>63937185
LEEEEETSSSS PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Anonymous No.63937185 [Report] >>63937301
>>63937128
Was thinking about this game the other day. Going to play it now and beat my meat to 2D women in US flag bikinis later.
Anonymous No.63937194 [Report] >>63938304
Happy birthday ya filthy mutts.
Anonymous No.63937230 [Report]
>>63936751
Record it for us and post on youtube. I unironically love Yankee doodle
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Anonymous No.63937301 [Report] >>63937366
>>63937185
name?
Anonymous No.63937366 [Report]
>>63937301
nta
metal wolf chaos
at least watch a playthrough if you're a red-blooded american it's worth the time
Anonymous No.63937531 [Report] >>63938288
>>63936377
>he's succumbed to the ravages of Al Gul because it's "le based" and "le trad"
bro's never going to win the race war
Anonymous No.63937673 [Report]
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Anonymous No.63937818 [Report]
>>63936799
>Pale hag
NEEEEED
Anonymous No.63938073 [Report]
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Anonymous No.63938075 [Report]
>>63934087
I've seen one redhead in the Betsy Ross bikini and I wish I found an in with her (I was driving) over in Manitou Springs good L*rd she was just past prime jailb8 from my one look at her
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63938084 [Report]
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Anonymous No.63938088 [Report] >>63938321
I hate bikinis. One piece swimsuits are sexier and make better tanlines
Anonymous No.63938089 [Report]
Kay is all a man needs
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Anonymous No.63938288 [Report] >>63938308 >>63938315 >>63940358
>>63937531
White people have won literally every single race war in history while drinking alcohol. From the Aryans descending upon the Dravidians and driving them away with their chariots to a British officer drinking gin while his men gun down natives of the dark continent, the white man has always drank.

Drinking is based and trad. Being a straight edge faggot is literally a feminist psyop. America's temperance movement can be pinpointed as the exact moment the entire world went to hell. If white American men drank more, they would have beaten their wives properly. This in turn would mean no feminist movement, no women's suffrage, no civil rights movement. In other words, we only have to have a racewar anyway because YOU didn't do your part and drink enough.
Anonymous No.63938304 [Report]
>>63937194
FINALLY A DUTCH GAL
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63938308 [Report]
>>63938288
based and ethanolpilled. Let me get you a glass of Ole Smokey, partner
Anonymous No.63938315 [Report]
>>63938288
You’re not basing your argument on any biblical truths if that’s what you’re attempting. Drinking is fine but it’s not wise to associate with drunkards. Men are supposed to love their wives as their own bodies and a wife submits to her husband out of reverence and respect. Wife beating is what lesbians have mastered
Anonymous No.63938320 [Report]
AK-15 should be dressed up in a USA swimsuit
Anonymous No.63938321 [Report] >>63938420 >>63938423
>>63938088
big agree
Anonymous No.63938369 [Report]
I don’t use a trip
Anonymous No.63938415 [Report]
Anonymous No.63938420 [Report]
>>63938321
How about school swimsuits that only barely fit?
Anonymous No.63938423 [Report] >>63938465 >>63938505
>>63938321
why is she so upset?
Anonymous No.63938465 [Report] >>63938469
>>63938423
Headpat deprivation.
Anonymous No.63938469 [Report]
>>63938465
A most serious condition
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63938505 [Report]
>>63938423
she needs uppies from her papa, very understandable
Anonymous No.63938820 [Report]
>>63933255
Nice.

>>63933379
Doesn't look like it to me. But oh, idc, it's well done.
Anonymous No.63939048 [Report]
>>63935389
I don't know, sounds like " a wee bock rat"
Anonymous No.63939053 [Report] >>63939091
It's finished
Anonymous No.63939068 [Report]
>>63936613
She also looks cute in a dress. I'd let her reverse custer's revenge me
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63939091 [Report]
>>63939053
yarr, what the fuck be going on with those other vessels?
Anonymous No.63939144 [Report] >>63939591
Anonymous No.63939227 [Report] >>63939360
Military grade wife
Anonymous No.63939326 [Report] >>63939348
>>63933854
lol wtf why? summer is awesome
Anonymous No.63939348 [Report]
>>63939326
you're probably Norwegian or something
summer in most of the US, and especially the southern US is a humid hell

you don't love summer
you love spring
you don't know what summer is
Yukari !!DdB37avmezx No.63939360 [Report]
>>63939227
I love these meta memes so much
Anonymous No.63939591 [Report] >>63939610 >>63940043
>>63939144
Team ar but smol.
Anonymous No.63939610 [Report]
>>63939591
cute
Anonymous No.63939647 [Report]
>>63936172
Yes they do. But only in sparsely populated states like Wyoming and New Hampshire, Not Socal where you live foo!
>>63934090
Calli
>>63936119
Ugly faustian-spirit-lacking non-whites OUT!
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Anonymous No.63939723 [Report] >>63939848
why is there so much Berserker being posted lately? Watchparty or an organized task by Cascaweebs?
Anonymous No.63939848 [Report]
>>63939723
It's mostly been me. I think there was one other dude that also posted.
1 per day for a week as tribute. Ends tomorrow
Anonymous No.63940043 [Report]
>>63939591
>Mug
Good girl
Anonymous No.63940046 [Report]
I've spent 70 rolls and still no Springfield...
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Anonymous No.63940126 [Report] >>63940132 >>63940177
America was a mistake.
Anonymous No.63940132 [Report]
>>63940126
Negative
Anonymous No.63940134 [Report] >>63940146
>63940132
>posts 3DPD
Thanks for confirming my post.
Anonymous No.63940146 [Report]
>>63940134
Yeah
Anonymous No.63940177 [Report]
>>63940126
Dawg the boston tea party was over 252 years ago get over it
Anonymous No.63940198 [Report] >>63940266 >>63940334
Sure, sure. Now go back and support JIDF or whatever jewish organization you serve.
Denonuce the talmud.
Anonymous No.63940206 [Report] >>63940242 >>63940370
Happy burger day
Anonymous No.63940242 [Report] >>63940254
>>63940206
For your America day present this year Im giving you canada. Ill join ice north and start yeeting jeets immediately.
Anonymous No.63940254 [Report] >>63940271
>>63940242
did you mean *greetings jeets
Anonymous No.63940265 [Report] >>63940310
>>63931126 (OP)
Im not allowed back in the leaf army after 12 years of what according to my records was exceptional service.
Anonymous No.63940266 [Report] >>63940308
>>63940198
things are really heating up in the nogunz community
Anonymous No.63940271 [Report] >>63940357
>>63940254
Yeeting. Most of them are here fraudulently and would be deported immediately if we became a state.
Anonymous No.63940308 [Report] >>63940324
>>63940266
Oh yes, the "nogunz cope".
Basically every family has at least 1 gun in your country and still can't do (like you want one) a proper revolution. You will brag about having an arsenal of weapons but won't do shit. You will clap like a retard whatever your government does.
Anonymous No.63940310 [Report] >>63940353
>>63940265
do you really want to serve the federal government of Canada at a time like this?
Anonymous No.63940324 [Report] >>63940337
>>63940308
>nooo please do a revolution and destroy your whole country for no reason!
No thanks, good luck on being subhuman though
Anonymous No.63940334 [Report]
>>63940198
rent free
Anonymous No.63940337 [Report] >>63940341 >>63940344
>>63940324
Are you implying the USA is fine right now?
Anonymous No.63940341 [Report]
>>63940337
Yep, sure am
>reee but not everything is perfect
Don't care
Anonymous No.63940344 [Report] >>63940356
>>63940337
better than whatever brown shithole plantation you're posting from
Anonymous No.63940353 [Report]
>>63940310
Only if its to force all the brown people out.
Anonymous No.63940356 [Report]
>>63940344
That's funny coming from a country that worships niggers. Remember George Floyd?
Anonymous No.63940357 [Report] >>63940363
>>63940271
You can't do that, Microsoft, Google, Meta , Altman and Musk need their H1B coders
Anonymous No.63940358 [Report] >>63940371
>>63938288
it is true that, in the past, the excess carbs gained from the consumption of al-gul helped to propel the R1-Haplogroup into global dominance. However, your success has brought with it degeneracy of the highest order, and you now persist as slothful sedentary cattle, working in cubicles, and rarely expending your excess calories. You are the ham sandwich race, drowning yourself in carbohydrates, hoping to ignore the fact that your time is over. When my people, Haplogroup M-P256, also known as the Papuan master-race, slaughter yours and replace you as the global hegemons, we shall build monuments to remind us of the dangers of complacency and luxury, and al-gul will feature prominently in all of them.
Anonymous No.63940363 [Report]
>>63940357
We didnt even get computer jeets we got refugee and uberjeets.
Anonymous No.63940370 [Report]
>>63940206
I call dibs on the redhead marine
Anonymous No.63940371 [Report]
>>63940358
Average height of a Papuan man is less than 5 foot 4
Anonymous No.63940426 [Report]
FRESH BREAD
>>63940415
>>63940415
>>63940415
STRAIGHT OUT THE OVEN
>>63940415
>>63940415
>>63940415
HAD TO MAKE ROOM
>>63940415
>>63940415
>>63940415
Anonymous No.63941996 [Report]
>>63934087
Yes, but they neither post here or interact with chuds, not being alpha bitches despite being pretty means not relating themselves with garbage.