>Ahh, Mr Wick! Can I interest you in some exquisite, exotic weapons you have never seen before, like Glock 34 and AR-15?

>>63932164 (OP)
No. I like quality guns not this American larperator crap

>>63932164 (OP)
I'd pick an AK-103 but tricked out, mil spec 1911 and Berretta 1301.

>>63932172
>Very well Mr Wick, if you would kindly follow me to the vault where we keep our Palmetto State Armory goods

>Aaah excellent choice Mr. Wick. You can certainly arm a very large group of militia quickly with this budget choice!

>>63932164 (OP)
Ayo let me get dat fawty cal problem solver

>ah, the foie gras and the coq au vin, very good sir!
>may i suggest a miller high life and the house red to go with that?

>>63932459
its the champaign of beers.

>Ahh, excellent choice. A timeless classic, quite neolithic. Would you like some freshly knapped flint speartips? It would pair quite well with the mammoth hunt.

>A targeted assassination at a high security event, where being detected would be very bad, you say?
>Take this riced glock with a compensator so loud, it gives the audience of this film hearing damage.

Hi Point
With Hornady zombiemax please.

>Limescale you say?
>9mm should do the trick!

Shitposting aside, what are some cool, unusual or interesting meme guns that he could have suggested instead?

>>63932628
m1 garand is always cool.

>>63932178
>I know of your past fondness for the German varietals, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of South Carolinians. Assembled by methheads and pavement apes to very exacting tolerances.

>>63932628
Anything made by Q that is $1500 overpriced and twice as gay as the sum of all of its parts.

>>63932628
I don't think I've ever seen a Benelli B76 pistol featured in a movie. That would have been pretty cool.

>>63932628
>picrel
you want to go home and rethink your life

>>63932790
what the fuck anon this is the sexiest thing I've ever laid eyes on
is it as good as it looks??

>>63932790
cyberpunk police issue af

I want these for my dystopian hard boiled detective story

>>63932790
>I don't think I've ever seen a Benelli B76 pistol featured in a movie.

>>63932810
You might want to be less of a miserable faggot.

>>63932810
kys yourself

>>63932810
>i uhhhh want to home and rethink my life

>>63932164 (OP)
Real talk I hate this stupid character so damn much.

>>63933423
why?
it's zany to think of a guy so obsessed with guns that he thinks of them in terms of vintages (a comment which has been passed regarding the Saint Etienne '36 and Tulle '49)

>a reliable, robust companion you say?
>why I have just the thing

>>63933439
It would have been more palatable if they hadn't gone through such theatrics to merely give Wick a basic competition AR and glock. If you gonna have a guy like that, use him to sell the audience on a really unique set of weapons.

>>63933470
All guns are exotic to noguns.

>>63933470
at least I wouldn't have given him a stack of gold coins for suggesting me to get a glock. even a 9mm double stack 1911 would've been cooler

>>63932628

>>63933470
fair point
what would you have had him recommend for John's situation?

>>63933790
From what Wick asked for, basically anything could have been suggested. What was the criteria again? Something about a big party. Bold, precise, etc. Wick really wasn't steering the selection process there. The guy could have offered an explosive FPV drone and it would have fit the criteria.

>>63932545
Maybe he just didn't care that much about getting a Silent Assassin rating.

>>63932951
Interesting connection

>>63932164 (OP)
ok, i laughed
take my upvote

>>63932164 (OP)
>Glock
A good, Christian company that has mad dosh and is incorporated, enabling them to place their product in a silly superhero movie.
>John Moses Browning
Is being spit-roasted in hell, together with all the other heretics that have done their part in murdering Christians. Nobody cares about his guns either, so they don't appear in silly superhero movies.

>>63933842
Mormons are based, even if their religion is built on a ridiculous lie.

>>63932595
Don't forget the laser sight and NODS for after dark cleaning

>>63934475
quite
even if they are a bunch of heretical cultists, I admire their dedication to the arts, on which they place more emphasis and regard as a part of Christian life more than other denominations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFll6fIgRGQ

>>63932628
Laugo Alien. Maxim 9

>>63932164 (OP)
>Ahh, the AR, New World, you can almost detect the faint waft of the Colorado river. Palatable to any sort, casual to connoisseur.

>>63934537
>mormons
>dedication to the arts
????

>>63932164 (OP)
A phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

>>63932628
Expecting a fight in the catacombs? An AS VAL or VSS, a Rattler in .300blk, a Mk23 with subs, a Spas 12...

But this was clearly a gross attempt to force Keanu Reeve's 3gun into the movie while Taran Tactical product placement.

It looks cool to the non-gun people.

>>63935179
My fave part of the franchise ia the unspoken rule of bad guys that nobody shoots from off screen, they all come after him one on one in a polite queue to get jiu jitsu'd humiliatingly before a bullet to the face

>yes, I would like to schedule a tasting
>ah, very good, the sommelier has a cancellation…please follow me, Mr Wick
*camera pans over posh crowd doing posh crowd things like giggling over manhattans*
>hello, I would like a tasting
>HOLEE SHIT IZZAT JOHN-BOY GATDAM HOW THE HELL ARE YE SHIT CUZZIN ITZ BEEN A HAWT GATDAM MINNET
>it’s good to see you, too
>LEMME GEZ YA NEED UH LIDDLE SUMTIM SUMTIM AMIRITE
>I need a big something something
>WELL HELL….HOW BIG WE TALKIN CUZZIN
>real big…and real lots
>I GOTCHU DIS IZ GUNNA TAKE A SPEZAL TRIP DOWN TUH DUH CELLA…BUT WE FRIENZ AINT WE JOHN BOY?
>best friends
>AH GUHD…DATZ REEL GUD…CUMMON BACK HEAH EN LEZ SEE WUT WE KIN SEE
*camera pans over to dark winding staircase, sounds of rodents scurrying then overpowered by sounds of machinery*
>AWRIGHT JOHN BOY WUT WE KIN GIT FER YA TUHNIGH IZ ALL DEEZ TURD HOLE TREE HUNNERT BLACKAHTS EN ZUM UV MAH SPEZZAL MUFFLER ZUHPRESSERS EN ZUMMA DEZE GLOCK WID UH SWIZH ZUBBRESED BUT…
>but?
>WELLLLL…IFFIN YUH DUNT WUNNA WORRY BOUT SOUND WEEEEELLLLL
>…well?
>FALLOW ME JOHN BOY
*camera pans over drill presses whirring and the sommelier giving high fives to workers*
>WELL JOHN BOY DIS HEAH IS MUH BAYBEE
>it’s beautiful
>UH CUMPLEET TREE DEE PRINNED TREE OH ATE QWIK DEETACH LOWAH UN UH ESS AR TWENNY FAV UPPAH FOO AWTOE SOOPRESS JUS ELBOW DIS BUTTUN HEAH EN FO DUH LUBBA GAWD HOL UNTA DAT LOWAH EN YES GUT TREE OH ATE SOWLOOTIONS TUH YUH CONCENS CUZZIN

>>63935528

>>63935541
SOMMOS

>>63935443
>nobody shoots from off screen
John Wick was basically created by stuntmen and stunt coordinators trying to push back against the cheap trend of filming bad guys appearing from wherever and a countershot of the protagonist firing a few rounds, then showing the bad guys falling.
They committed to the nonsense of having the bad lines line up to wait for their turn to get merc'd, but if anything John Wick did something different. It may have overstayed its welcome with FOUR fucking entries and a spin off, but at least it wasn't Hollywood slop.

>>63935541
Now show me REILLIER

>>63934475
>even if their religion is built on a ridiculous lie.
That's all of them.

>>63935567
>it wasn't Hollywood slop
I liked the first 2 movies but they are pure action movie slop, just done very well

>>63935567
>but at least it wasn't Hollywood slop
Everyone of them was absolutely slop and I liked the first one.

>>63932628
I could see the FK BRNO fitting in pretty well in the Wick movies, what with it being extremely expensive and its whole schtick being that it's extremely accurate and can pierce light body armor.

>>63935644
this

>>63935443
The sequels threw away everything that made the first movie good and that's part of it. The first movie used more confined environments for the big action scenes so there was a good reason for baddies to be so close, and even then John gets shot in the club by a guy he didn't see. Then every subsequent movie has wide open sets that make it obvious that goons are running 30 yards up to John for their turn to die. It's like they gave up on trying to do anything but string together a few over the top actions sequences, and 3 and 4 don't even have any memorable guns.

>>63935674
Someone described the last 2 movies as like watching a 90 minute Aikido demstration at the dojo and I can't get it out of my head

>>63932164 (OP)
>EVERYBODY should spend all day every day after calling in sick to their part time minimum wage jobs, like me, to window shop online for things I want (if I could afford it) but since I can't afford them I just obsess over technical specs and reddit reviews to make up for the fact that I'll never own the gun I'm basing my entire online persona around!!!! hahahah!!

(You)

>>63932164 (OP)
>>63932628
>May I be so bold as to recommend some examples from our friends down under?

Since the second movie, it seems they've been struggling to give John Wick motivation to fight. Rambo and Taken were similar.

>>63932628
Spas-15, literally the perfect shotgun.

>>63935028
yes
whereas other Christian denominations don't really give a toss, they have this thing where they're encouraged to write, draw, sing, etc so a lot of "Christian" artistes are actually Mormons

>>63932790
>>63932932
Looks like the inspiration for the Tsunami Nue in Cyberpunk 2077.

>>63935611
>>63935546
>Ahh, Mr Wick! I fucked ya mudda.

>>63936045
Look at his skull size and shoulder width, utterly mogs SOMMOS

>>63935567
>trend of filming bad guys appearing from wherever and a countershot of the protagonist firing a few rounds, then showing the bad guys falling.
The worst part being that that's not realistic at all, but nobody points that out. Because it would be stupid. It's a movie after all right? If you watch Commando and point out how unrealistic it is for Schwazenigger to just stand still shooting from the hip while queues of enemies jump backwards is "nothing like real life" everybody will think you're a cretin.
But whenever a movie decides to put effort into making crazy stunts and precisely coreographed fights, then it's acceptable for people to start crying about how none of that is realistic or practical.

>>63932164 (OP)
I’ll take that Colt 1911 Semiautomatic pistol, that .38 Smith right behind there, that aught-six Springfield with the glass up top there, that Remington Model 11 riot gun, that Winchester .30-30, that Colt Monitor machine rifle, and that Thompson Sub-Machine Gun, with two of ‘em drums

>>63936045
REILLER would give Wick an MG34 and an M202 flash. For dessert, a SADM backpack nuke with the dial a yield set to four kilotons.
SOMMOS would give him an original hipoint carbine with skull chunks from its previous owner still in the barrel and a raven in .25 acp. For dessert, a karambit from the store in the mall.

>>63933403
the only non plot claded character with enough self perseverance to mod matrix weapons to buff his shit stats, still gets killed by zerg rushing npc cops.

:_;7 poor mouse

>>63935616
>Laughs in Zoroastrianism

>>63936187
Also he was literally a pimp.

>>63932628

>>63935616
(you)

>>63935685
Yeah it's weird, none of the movies really feel as visceral as the first. It's a lot of different things as well. The first's fights feel grungier, real, like a street brawl, the second's feel choreographed, but without the knowing nod of something like Equilibrium.

>>63936325
Surprised noone mentioned the bulletproof suits yet
First one didn't have them, Wick wore a bulletproof vest under his shirt and still got knocked down when he got shot.
Second movie he gets a magical suit that deflects bullets, but he's seemingly still hurt be the impact.
Third movie onwards the suit just makes him invulnerable. He literally just holds the cloth over his face and it acts as a force field.

>>63936325
I think a big part of it is because John wasn't a superhero yet and it actually felt like he was in danger. The throw-away hit squad in his house wasn't even an easy fight, and the music cutting away to just the sounds of two men fighting to the death made it feel more real. There was also the strong starting point that the events were taking place in a fictional criminal underground of NYC and not a fantasy global network of assassins that makes up 1/4 of the planet's population.

>>63932628
Honey badger for the HVT assassination, aa-12 for the catacomb escape. no way that kind of organization doesn't have an aa-12.

>>63932164 (OP)
The most blatant tarran tactical product placement so far, there's no reason for him to use a 13" ar-15 instead of a hk416 with a can.

>>63936449
>The most blatant tarran tactical product placement so far
No, Morpheus giving him the Viper 2011 in the 4th movie was worse, he gives this huge sales pitch about the pistol and then Wick goes "wow how did you get it, it's not even on stores yet!"
https://youtu.be/BUjRmYqSJVA

>>63936358
Which is beyond stupid. There’s just no way the assassination business could be so pervasive.

>>63936187
>Cops
I always assumed that the agents were the ones that shot him.

>>63936225
digital don't count

>>63933403
>>63933383
>have you ever wondered why deathsticks taste like Taystee Wheat?

>>63936544
cops, not all the SWAT team were Agents with an A

>>63932628

>>63936045
>The REILIER was a made member of the High Table, and John wasn't. And so he had no choice but to stand there and take it.

>>63935688
Wat

>>63932164 (OP)
Why is this person wearing a Bandenkampfabzeichen? Was he in the Einsatzgruppen?

>>63936594
The REILER sits above the man who sits above the high table.

>>63932164 (OP)
If you prefer a more worldly firearm, I highly recommend you try the Hi-Point. It is very popular with our sub-Saharan customers.

>>63935617
3 kinda sucked, but I thought 4 was even better than 2.
Obviously 1 is on top, since it's the best as an actual film telling a story. The plot goes completely off the rails as the series goes on until 4 basically says fuck it and makes it all action scenes with occasional character moments.

>>63936045
why am i laughing like a spastic retard

>>63936764
Good catch. Definitely a silver version of the badge. I am assuming they made it from scratch and omitted the swastika. I can't imagine doing it the other way around.

>>63936867
4 is the worst in light of the previous films because it just adds yet another layer after the previous "ultimate" layer. it's essentially a rehash of 3.

>>63935644
Instead, we get that stupid Taran Tactical, "Uh, wow, gee! 9 Mmmmmmilllllllaaaaaasmmmmmmmmmmeeeeteeeeeeeer pppppiiiiiiiiiitttt Vvvviippppeeeeeeerrr.

Morpheus , while stroking his cock "yah, I know a guy who knows a guy, who fucked and sucked a guy in a Boca Raton Airbnb"

I’m still booty bothered by the fact that he was told up front that he was going to be dealing with heavily armored goons, and yet was given in order a Glonk in 9mm Major, a PCC, and a shotgun with AP slugs.

>>63937073
The scene in the third movie where he can't shoot trough the enemy goon's armor so he comes back for an armor piercing slug shotgun would have been the perfect place for him to use an ash 12. Make it really fucking punchy, really sell that he's shooting a big ass bullet. Instead its just another shotgun scene, which is fine but man they really could have been more creative with the guns in this series

>>63937073
A lot of people seem to have one scene that they don't like. For some, it's the subway suppressers scene. For me it was when Morpheus told Wick that a 1911 holds 7 rounds and Wick was like, "7 rounds? As a master assassin who specialises in pistols, I am surprised to learn that a 1911 holds only 7 rounds".

>>63932164 (OP)
Do you have anything in Ghost Jade?

>>63937119
The idea of wick was that he can kill you with anything, even a pencil. He does not need to know how many rounds a pistol hold to kill you with it.
There's plenty of scenes in the movie where he's out and just adapts.
Add to that that he wasn't born in WW2 and used modern, effective pistols, not some ancient garbage.
A professional who gets an effective tool for the job and doesn't autistically sperg out about it.
So the exact polar opposite of /k/.

>>63932164 (OP)
The event I am attending is of grave nature, undead as a matter of fact and I need my attire properly attend to those needs.

>>63936969
You're right that it's a rehash of 3 but it's the superior version of it.
3 was just action no plot, but the action was tired. It was mostly just the same things we'd already seen on the first 2.
4 went crazy and threw a bunch of random stuff like the japanese chapter of the assassin underworld, the blind chinkman, pyro rounds with hotline miami camera work, plus they pushed Wick to (further) points of absurdity with the roundabout and stair fight. Not all of it was great, but at least it wasn't just John Wick 2 without the plot
Also since we're talking plot, 4 still had more plot than 3 since the 3rd movie is just Wick trying to rectify his excommunication just to throw it out the window right after he gets it, setting him back to the same spot he was at the end of 2. I'm willing to bet you could watch 1 2 and 4 and not notice there was a movie missing in there.
Also those are some weird dubs you got

>>63937119
>Wick was like, "7 rounds? As a master assassin who specialises in pistols, I am surprised to learn that a 1911 holds only 7 rounds".
I haven't seen the movie in a while but I assume Wick's surprise wasn't that the 1911 only held 7 rounds, but that Morpheus was ONLY allowing him 7 rounds
But to add to what you're said about everybody having a scene they don't like, mine is right after that. Morpheus gave Wick 7 bullets so I thought "Wow now we're gonna a different shootout from the other because Wick will have to come up with different tactics to make those 7 rounds last!"
No. He immediatly magdumps it and grabs one of the goons' gun.

>>63937205
I fully agree with 3 being the worst. Every fight had so little tension. I was so sure that nothing would ever happen to Wick. Especially when he teamed up with Haley Berry.

>>63936581
Kek I had no idea he was in anything else

>>63935840
anon those two pistols look nothing alike, you need to get your eyes checked

>>63932164 (OP)
>I'll have a FN SOF Combat Assault Rifle finished in gold please

>>63934475
They rape their neighbor's teenage daughters so frequently that their wives make youtube vids about how it's a bit concerning.

>>63936296
They did come up with some sweet guns, but HUE HUE GOLD is too strong.

>>63935840
The Nue looks more like the Beretta 90-two to me, except with less radical design than the real thing

>>63937360
Qwhat?

>>63935688
>>63932164 (OP)
I'd say the more likely answer is that OP is an idiot that believes assassins want strange and exotic weapons instead of solid functional platforms they know will work when needed.

>>63936358
>>63936512
there's a good chance by now that John Wick's taken out near sixty to seventy percent of the assassin population. at the very least around that much of the organization he's a part of. the moment the continentals started questioning the high table, one could surmise that real damage had been done to the organization.

>>63937461
The normal way for a Mormon to acquire a second wife is to rape his neighbor's daughter, given that said neighbor is a Mormon as well.

This happens so frequently that the first wives video blog about how they're a bit concerned about it on the jew tube.

>>63935617
>>63935631
I'm kind of using "slop" as in the original sense, not as a synonym for RedLetterMedia's "shlock" as in movie nonsense that can look cool if you turn off your brain.
Slop is something that's served to you and is indistinguishable from what was served before, it's a muddy mass that you eat because it fills you up but there's little to no care for the ingredients inside or the texture. Therefore if you make an action movie you can record just shots of actors firing off blank guns, and bad guys getting hit. Nobody gives a shit as long as muzzle flashes are going off and the squibs are sending off blood splatter. Now it's worse because blanks still carry some danger so everyone's starting to use CGI flashes and blood and the product is cheapened - not because "CGI bad" but now you don't even have to plan for using the squibs as the set and clothes get stained, you can just do everything in post.
John Wick is stylized violence, it's not realistic and there's stupid movie logic involved so you kind of have to sit back and turn your brain off. But Keanu had to drill the moves and the choreographers had to sequence the bad guys entering the scene. That's a labor of love that doesn't deserve to be called "slop". Even if the end result makes you say "yeah this is a movie lol nobody would line up in real life".

>>63937510
>OP is an idiot that believes assassins want strange and exotic weapons
John Wick takes place in a universe where assassins and the parallel society they move within are strange and exotic, and their choice of gimmick is as well.
The problem is that Butler "show me the Precious" Taran managed to leverage his training of Keanu Reeves into a movie-tie-in promotion for his competition products. In the John Wick world the Sommelier would pick exotic stuff to double-down on the movie logic of the world of assassination, but there's a real life advertising imposed over it.

>>63935674
Reeves even said 3 and anything after was throwaway fanservice.

>>63937947
Then what was 2?

u guys watched the ballerina spinoff movie?
was pretty mediocore desu, i enjoyed how they memed the gun shop scene but otherwise was meh, especially the flamethrower stuff

>>63935674
>>63935685
>>63936325
I hate John Wick because I lived where and when they shot the horse scene (Bensonhurst, Brooklyn). They cordoned off a shit ton of 86th Street (under the subway) so the amount of parking space for the night was drastically reduced in the area.

I had to park on a hydrant and had a ticket by morning.

Fuck John Wick.

>>63938183
I'm not really interested in girl action movies. Ever since Atomic Blonde, I was like "Who the hell cares about this gender swapped John Wick film?".

>>63938212
Living in Brooklyn is a punishment of its own.

Robert would never offer such milquetoast weapons.

>>63938212
You lived in Brooklyn, you deserved every bit of misery you got.

>>63938233
They just don't work, and I don't say that as some incel zoomer chud who thinks Islam has the right about women, it's something I've held since fucking Aeon Flux where I realized I'm just not going to get good, believable female action leads ala Ripley or Sarah Connor anymore. Twenty years later and it's still holding true.

>>63938260
It was OK. I lived in the non-hipster part, in a confluence of old slav, old Italian and new Asian families.

>>63932628
LET ME GET UHHH UMMM, LEMME GET DAT MAGPUL PDR AND A GLAWK 18 WIT DA SWITCH.

>>63938283
Seething.

>>63938342
you think people on a weapons board are going to seethe over not living in Brooklyn?

>>63938361
There's more to life than guns and >>63938283 seems very upset. Mad, even.

>>63938377
if you can't handle bants you probably should find someplace else. maybe r/brooklyn.

>>63938393
Anon >>63938260 had bants, meanwhile you're seething that I existed at a place and time.

>>63938425
why are you so upset?

>>63938507
No u

>Ahhhh! The French ... Famas has always been celebrated for its excellence.

>>63936867
I liked three better just because of the dogs. That scene in Morocco when Halle Berry goes apeshit is chefs kiss.

>>63936764
That's actually Dirlewanger himself after living undercover for decades.

>>63938233
I liked Atomic Blonde but I have zero interest in seeing this Ballerina movie, I don’t even think it looks that bad I just do not want to spend money or time pirating it.

>>63938183
Honestly, better than John Wick 3 and 4, you could see Keanu Reeves' knees were about to give out the whole time during those movies.
The action in ballerina was actually better even the one shootout scene with Wick was better than his last 2 movies..You said the gun shop scene was memed, but it wasn't, it was just interrupted, it was also blatant taran tatical advertisiment.

>>63936764
He exterminates rats, clearly

>>63938183
Korean one was better.

>>63935733
>What if masterkey but you needed a battery?
This is what happens when you put ice in your beer.

Gimme a .45 and two world wars.

>>63932628
RIP MOOT

>>63935644
actually, its entire schtick is being a sidearm for cops and crewers who don't want or need a big heavy rifle constantly, that is still able to hit accurately out to pdw/pcc ranges AND still defeat body armour. WHILE just being a large pistol.

>>63940433
Just get it off usenet you fool

>>63932951
haven't seen that movie in a while, does he actually use that one at all?

>>63937664
sauce

>>63935528
Bubba cannot be tamed, contained, or restrained.

The benelli m4 was cool though

>>63932164 (OP)
isnt this the bar tender from the shining

>>63937211
>I assume Wick's surprise wasn't that the 1911 only held 7 rounds
It wasn't surprise, it was disgust.
Wick is kind of a glock guy and rolls with something like 22+1.
There was more than a little irritation at the kind of pettiness of helping him but giving him a shit gun.

>>63937205
>I'm willing to bet you could watch 1 2 and 4 and not notice there was a movie missing in there
You might notice one thing missing.

>>63935541
>>63936045
Is this some me that I'm not online enough to know?

>>63945348
It's an iteration of the "HOH SIS" youtube poop meme from like 2011 or some shit.

>>63945348
how new?

>>63945445
He's a new gen, probably just got cucked by his fortnite girlfriend

>>63932508
>quite neolithic
Slingshot wasn't invented until after vulcanized rubber. They can't be more than a couple hundred years old.

>>63933842

>so they don't appear in silly superhero movies

Are you sure about that?

>>63945445
presiserp ofo unitinu

>>63945445
Presiserp Truurt vs Identident Umpmu

>>63938557
>there is a bullpup shotgun made in turkey
>inspired by that same french excellence

>>63945442
>>63945445
Thanks.
Not a newfag, just haven't been off /k/ much and don't watch youtubers.

>>63945930
kek

>>63936225
*digital pimp

>>63937211
>I assume Wick's surprise wasn't that the 1911 only held 7 rounds, but that Morpheus was ONLY allowing him 7 rounds

this.

I'm suprised he though what he thought.

also morpheus was a douchebag for that, but I guess they did it for the movies sake.

>>63946640
>Not a newfag

>>63946727
>digital pimp
That makes him much more of a pornographer. He's sharing access to a VR bot he wrote, presumably in exchange for favours like shift and chores swaps like all militaries.

I'll never get tired of /k/ acting like terminal know-it-all hipsters.

>>63946745
>also morpheus was a douchebag for that, but I guess they did it for the movies sake.
Maybe it was TT again, the movie was practically a rant about how you can't survive without high-cap doublestack polymer pistols.
The movie could be seen as a propaganda campaign by big gun to reject classic favourites because they're obsolete and buy the new things because... 7 rounds isn't enough anymore and don't you want to be like Keanu?

>>63949125
What in the actual fuck are you talking about you autist?

>>63947380
Sue me, I started out as a /b/tard but haven't given it more than a glance in a decade.
I also never even opened it once for an entire marriage to someone who would never understand or tolerate any random catalog in /b/.

I don't do much socials either, so if a meme doesn't come to /k/n/ck and maybe imgur, then I probably don't know it at all.

>>63949131
I'm saying that the Wick franchise is marketing for guns manufacturers and gunsmiths who are releasing new designs.
The enemy of gun manufacturers is the resale market, they want everyone to only buy new guns, to want the new shiny gun from the latest movie or influencer vid and to keep on buying.
It's about selling guns like they're iphones.

>>63946640
Said the biggest newfag I've seen in ages.
You probably weren't born when UNITIИU was topical

Only the finest selection of Dodge/Chrysler/Jeeps for your discerning tastes, sir.

>>63945442
>>63945348
>>63945445
This thread needs the JoJ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-8QspaBug

>>63949168
I feel the same

>>63949168
You're retarded.

>>63936349
Yeah the suits are pure cheese

>>63949255
>jeep
Hows that fuel tank on the opposite side treating you?
>who owns JEEP now, the headlights are a dead giveaway

>>63949124
>he says, in a terminally know-it-all hipstery fashion

>>63949255
>You just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi

>>63937211
>No. He immediatly magdumps it and grabs one of the goons' gun.
I expected the same, anon. It was frustating.

>>63953909
>It was frustating
I thought it was funny.
Humour often comes from subverting expectations, the build up was a set up for a joke.
Whether it was a well executed joke is a matter of artistic judgement but I gave an amused snort at it.

>>63936146
This was actually good though, and him testing the BAR was neat. It was either live rounds or the best sound and bullet damage effects I have ever seen

>>63938183
>Robert would never offer such milquetoast weapons.
>545.png
Is this an endorsement of 5.45x39?

>>63937526
I know this is thinking too deep into it, but with how many no-name peons get killed, where is the new blood coming from? Hundreds of people are dead, from nobody assassins, to well known assassins, to High Table personnel, so who is filling these vacancies? There's no way this organization can keep replenishing assassins when hundreds die and entire security teams are killed every few months.

>>63957102
meant to reply to >>63938278

>>63957211
>There's no way this organization can keep replenishing assassins when hundreds die and entire security teams are killed every few months.
Members of the society recruit the assassins basically from ordinary criminal classes, the Continental series goes into it.

I think Wick events are rare, possibly unprecedented in magnitude though there are wars between member groups which probably leave a vacuum but like JW1, the victors absorb the remnants and grow new operations to replace the old.

>>63932164 (OP)