i think this is pretty badass

>>63936604 (OP)
Oh no what are we going to do it's Marry fuckin Poppins

oh looks its the modernization of the rattan shield

The fuck was this about
>cool security umbrella
>neat, a taser
>and now for a word from our sponsor, Zhenghuongtian Industrial Fishing Line Concern & Wig Manufacturer
>security umbrella

I think you're an insect.

>>63936604 (OP)
I think this is gay. Just use a gun.

>>63937434
>The fuck was this
Kevlar or some such. The stuff they use for the umbrella's fabric parts.

>>63936604 (OP)
IMPLESSIVE!

>>63937434
It's literally the fibers used to make the umbrella, either Kevlar or UHMWPE

>>63937473
Why do they have to copy EVERYTHING we do?

>>63937440
What if it rains? You will die!

>>63937467
>>63937481
I wish I could say I'm never suprised just how stupid /k/tards are that they can't connect the dots. But I can't.

>>63936604 (OP)
>bulletproof
X
X
XXXXXXXXXX

>>63937434
>Zhenghuongtian Industrial Fishing Line Concern & Wig Manufacturer
kek

>>63936604 (OP)
isnt that the dull side of the bayonet?

>>63936604 (OP)
>Bulletproof
>But not rigid
Won't that just result in whoever is standing next to them to catch a ricochet?

>>63937530
no it bounces back into the barrel of the gun, blocking it, and exploding it like in a cartoon

>>63937473
>>63937487
>Can't even copy homelessness and junkies properly
The absolute state of chinks

>>63937508
up to .22 BB

>>63937508
>>63937590
With UHWPE it can be against basic 9mm: https://youtu.be/O3Sg2npRedo?

>>63937434
is extla stlong noodles, gweilo no undelstand

I'm more inclined towards tomfoolery when I see some zesty 5'1" chigga with an umbrella on a sunny day, than when seeing a guard with a nightstick and gun. Whoever made this failed to understand the role of intimidation.

>>63937473
Shut up round eye, this is actually from a camp out for tickets to big show.

>>63937802
>from a camp out for tickets to big show
WEEEEEEEEEELL

For me it's the gentle caress xhe gives with a blunt part of xhis knife.

>>63936604 (OP)
why not just have a rapier blade in the hilt?

>>63937473

>>63937546
I now understand why Americans like the zombie genre so much - they are already living in it.

>>63937546
nap time

>>63938400
>n-NOOOO don't look at that look at this instead!!!!
chinkshills lol.

>>63936604 (OP)
Pic related is pretty cool too.

>>63938503

>>63937498
Put it in a bag

Hola, que tengan un excelente día, quiero saber si alguien de usted ahora mismo está vendiendo o está alquilando un arma?

>>63938523
>Someone (possibly drunk) hit stop sign on parking lot at night
>dudes saw it and decide to film funny memetok
Okay so how this discredit US in any way?
What is chink logic here?

>>63938523
how's it feel knowing i'm not looking at any of your metodichka and am content watching you get so angry and teary-eyed that you don't think you can even convincingly pull off a pretend-smug sentence?

>>63936604 (OP)
implessive....

>>63936604 (OP)

You're right, chink asses are really bad

>>Someone (possibly drunk) hit stop sign on parking lot at night
>>dudes saw it and decide to film funny memetok
>Okay so how this discredit US in any way?
>What is chink logic here?

>>63938663
tldr

>>63936604 (OP)
I thought the Chinese hated umbrellas because of Hong Kong? Why would they make a security umbrella like this?

>>63940093
China invented the umbrella dumb mutt
>Muh hong Kong
Nobody remembers that shit, not even reddit. Memoryholed like a KWAB.

>>63940093
They saw western propaganda cartoons filled with decadent capitalists dropping anvils on their helpless foes who had only umbrellas to protect themselves with. Great Han warriors will surprise decadent capitalist fools with their weaponized umbrellas when this phase of warfare begins.

>>63938523
A girl I used to work with did this in the Kroger parking lot lmao. It totaled her car

>>63940121
>Nobody remembers that shit
I'm sure you wish that was true, Chang.

>>63936604 (OP)
That's actually pretty neat for a security detail. Especially in places where guns are not allowed

>>63940144
I haven't seen anyone mention Hong Kong protests in a long time, you're the first person to.
I even visit the Hong Kong subreddit and they don't talk about it anymore. The place is dead and defeated like a graveyard. But the city still functions and generates revenue. Rich people still get their luxuries. That's all that matters.

>>63938523
Looks to me like the stop sign served its purpose.

>>63940172
Oh, anecdotal evidence, the crutch of the retard.

>>63940185
Like Jeff Bezos said, trust anecdotes over data.

>>63940059
>tldr
>N-NO SEE I ALSO DIDN'T READ WHAT Y-YOU WERE SAYING SO HA!!!!
third world mutts are so predictable lol lmao.

>>63936604 (OP)
I don't really get it, wouldn't it just be easier to have the baton, tazer and pepper spray separate on a belt instead of integrated into an umbrella that blocks your vision once deployed?
It feels like someone saw Kingsman and went "hory shit coooor!"
like what's the target market here? VIP protection? secret police? who needs something this complicated?

>>63940367

Imagine the security at that new North Korean resort using little cocktail umbrellas that can deflect bullets.

>>63937546
It's weird how many chicks there are. Aren't they worried about some dude getting the freebie while they're having a little nap?

>China has replicated 1960s British television props
Implessive

>>63936604 (OP)
Actually, yeah. The kung fu bullshit and taser seemed like gimmicky mallninja mcdojo shit, but seeing that its cut and bullet resistance; that is pretty cool.

>>63937434
How do you think ballistic fabrics are made?

>>63937473
>IMPLESSIVE!

take your insulin, Aiden

>>63940707
>cut resistant
Well, you can lightly touch a knife to it.

>>63936604 (OP)
It looks like some shitty live action adaption of some hella cringe manhwa scene.

>>63941052
>take your insulin, Aiden

>>63938400
Can't believe I am siding with an obvious Florida trailer park meth whore. 2025 is weird.

>>63940121
They didn't. Persians and Egytians were using them long before.

>>63941052
>The type of people who would show up for a grand opening of a gas station are dysgenic fatties
Duh.

>>63940586
>freebie from a zombie

Yeah a free STD

>>63941176
And today Egypt and Persia civilization are long gone replaced by Islamic savages while China keeps those savages in prison where they belong.

>>63941334
An outside belief system destroying the ancient culture leaving the name of the country as the only point of continuity? Thank god that never happened to China!

>>63941469
Thank god it didn't happen twice in a century

Honest question, what is this for? Does China even have large-scale protests where they'd need to worry about bullets or melee attacks? It doesn't look very useful for high-impact crowd control like a baton would because it can't be easily swung while open. It does look useful for blocking projectiles like a plexiglass(?) shield, but if you have to close it to enter a melee, what's the point?

>>63941469
communism flies people to space
islam flies people into buildings

>>63940121
Forgotten like the Tienanmen massacre I guess? You know when the glorious Chinese Communist party sent in the army to murder a bunch of students.

>>63936604 (OP)
Is China unsafe they need tactical umbrellas?

>>63941917
>Tienanmen
What the fuck is a tienanmen
You mean tian'anmen?
I'm not gonna other arguing with a retarded faggot who can't spell

>>63941539
>Honest question, what is this for?
Tiktok

>>63941539
>Does China even have large-scale protests where they'd need to worry about bullets or melee attacks?
They would if they relaxed their grip even slightly, there's plenty to protest about but this isn't for protestors to use and wouldn't be legal for civilians to buy without a security licence anyway.
The baton makes it a restricted item, the tazer tip might make it police/military only.

The intended market is probably bodyguards for elites; officials, oligarchs and their families, I can't imagine anyone would even get it and the security forces don't need to disguise their armour or weapons.
It's main official use is probably going to be for discreet protection for Xi during ceremonial events and photo shoot walks through factories.

I am pretty sure chinks use umbrellas when covering up embarrassing things in public to save face. I couldn't find the video but I've seen a team open up umbrellas as a cover while others kidnapped people.

>>63942013
nobody is obligated to get chinese words right, cry about it.

>>63942341
>I am pretty sure chinks use umbrellas when covering up embarrassing things in public to save face. I couldn't find the video but I've seen a team open up umbrellas as a cover while others kidnapped people
You think that umbrellas used as a cover during kidnappings is to save face for the kidnapper or the kidnapped?

Occam's razor...maybe they're just trying to prevent anyone seeing what's happening?

>>63941539
>what is this for?
mass stabbings. daily occurrance inside chinkistan. That and now there are also mass factory fires where workers torch them since they aint getting payed for months on end due to recession. but cant leave too as there are no jobs

>>63942429
Why do you both posting nonsense about China?
This is literally a thread about bullet proof umbrellas and you're on some anti-China crusade for some reason?
Can't you keep it in /pol/?

>>63942341
nah for that they have literal cloth walls cops hold up and surround the happening so it cant be filmed with phones

>>63942318
their primary weapon of control is mass surveillance and heavy censorship. if a happenings word cant spread it can be contained. there is a reason they have more cameras inside chingchongstan then there are actual changs. ofc this also serves as a firewall for massive scamming and corruption as officials can always behind the censorship wall if they fuck up too much. thus you end up with poisoned ground water, unbreathable air, tofu ghost cities or everything being about fakes and facades.

in practice if the discontent boils over, like it happened during the wuhan flu and zero coof lunacy, you ended up with protests chanting straight up fuck the CCP and bring democracy. It didnt take long for even the pig headed Xi to dump his so called flag ship policy (zero coof) and swiftly memory hole the whole thing kek

I guess this is the thing if there are tens of millions of members running around. Any small protest can quickly boil over to mass riots as even 1% of population rebelling means rebels numbering in the millions. Which quickly overwhelms any raw strength secret police can muster up

>>63942429
there are also the so called "revenge against society" murder trucks and cars. Changs going mental and trying to run over as many other changs as they could. They even had a campaign to saturate cities with bollards everywhere to stop the attacks. Which the subcontractors then of course scammed on cutting corners. So the bollards were about as useful as balloons trying to stop any vehicle kek

>>63936604 (OP)
bro lets oppress the public

>>63942460

>>63942460
We have dedicated boards you can fuck off to and talk about Chinese politics all you want.
This board is for weapons and military equipment.
Please respect the board rules.

>>63942633
>>63942637
Shut the fuck up, you bipolar coolie. You're not as smart as you think you are.

>>63936604 (OP)
The umbrella defense has already long been rendered obsolete by more traditional Chinese martial arts techniques.

>>63942633
>>63942637
>chinky seething this hard
lmao

>>63941052
and a yank tried to tell me that only a minority of the country is obese

>>63942637
No one is tricked by your attempts to use the rules to disguise your spam threads.

>>63942633
>>63942637
wumao chinky dicks getting ass blasted kek

>>63942728
>you bipolar coolie
Are you talking about Singapore?

>>63942743
brits countries (because somehow four corners means four distinct countries somehow) put together is still a higher body mass index than the fattest part of the USA

tl;dr take the borders of the entirety of your island and place it anywhere on the USA and you're still fatter

>all it took is one dude to post homeless chinks (as if hobos aren't a problem worldwide) and the entire Wumao army is already posting cope
fucking lmao, it's so easy to make them cry

>>63944390
its weird why they are so active today. they disappear for long periods of time as you get regular implessive breads in here that have next to no wumaos

maybe because ukraine demonstrated new, freshly made in china, drone parts they found in wreckage

>>63940192
Data is literally just more anecdotes

>>63944425
>its weird why they are so active today
There are no wumaos in this thread you schizo, we just hate you /pol/tards.

>>63938400
>mother forced into jail for trying to protect her son from being mutilated
the father should be executed for this, what the fuck?