Burkina Faso junta pledges to build nuclear weapons

They'll probably get it done before Iran. I don't know what it is with Iran and not building nuclear weapons, but it's been 70 years with nothing to show for it.

>>63941899
They control like 50% of territory and the rest is controlled by Al Qaeda/ISIS affiliates. Best believe if they try this even the African Union will be up their ass in record time

>>63941895 (OP)
i completely understand not trusting sandniggers with nukes but i genuinely think no country in sub-saharan africa should have nukes because you unironically cannot trust them to not just start throwing them at whatever other tribe they don't like at any given moment

These were the guys who made a national parade because now they were able to make tomato sauce, right?

>>63941899
They played the "i nearly have the nuclear bomb, let me alone or i'll finish it! " card.

>>63941895 (OP)
Based and correct. The only way to insure national security is nuclear arms.

>>63941899
They try to maintain "low nuclear latency" which is being able to rapidly produce a bomb while not building it until you need to.
Look up "nuclear latency" if you want to understand why anyone would do this.

>>63941895 (OP)
>source:
>stupid fucking twitter nigger
Is everyone on /k/ a retarded brown now? Everyone ate up the blatant thirdie fake news iran j20 post

>>63941895 (OP)
Watch him get offed before tha Ayatollah

The meta for nuclear building is to build a really deep undergound bunker, assembling a team of loyal scientists and generals and keep them there under heavy guard

Multiple underground facilities and keeping it down low is key

You're an African country, you have uranium everywhere

>Nigfrican junta
>Is threatened by durka-durka throat-cutters
>Frogs do a decent job at culling said durka-durkas
>Junta kicks out frogs because no killing tribal blood enemies under their watch
>Junta brings in vatnigs
>They are worse than useless at actual combat ops
>Vatnigs eventually fuck off because they're needed for the """SMO"""
>Junta now has a shitfuckton of country under durka-durka throat-cutter control
>...
>Profit?!?

>>63941895 (OP)
Based, I wish them the best in their endeavors

I’m gonna laugh if they make a small warhead and casually drop it on a random militia during some trivial bush skirmish

>>63941912
This junta is going full speed into a kind of totalitarian North Korea state which is inversely proportional to how fucked up the actual situation is on the ground.

as seen with Ukraine and Iran, if you don't have nooks you'll be trampled with

Nooks are the only true sovereignty and security guarantee, if India, North Korea and Pakistan owns them you should too

I think Germany, Poland, Sweden, Finland, and most of the EU, Canada, Japan, Korea, Australia, Brazil, Taiwan, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar plus a few others who are sitting on a pile of enriched uranium should actually build nooks. Pakistan should help Iran how to properly build nooks, clearly they can't do it themselves. The UK should build a nook completely independent from the Americans because chances are their Tridents have a literal killswitch

The Baltics and especially Canada should build nook bunkers filled with warheads ready to launch at Russia and for the latter, both Russia and America

The glowies of nook countries cannot stop multiple countries trying to build nooks

>>63941899
>I don't know what it is with Iran and not building nuclear weapons, but it's been 70 years with nothing to show for it.

70 years of being infiltrated, cucked and watched like a hawk by every intelligence agency in the west

>>63941895 (OP)
I mean, he's right. Ukraine signing the Budapest memorandum basically ensured the current war would take place. Shit, Russia was actively engaged in a border conflict when the memorandum was signed and would invade Chechnya 6 days later, so its not like the signs weren't there. So if an African looks at that and decides "our future depends on nuclear deterrent", well I applaud that; its the smartest thought an African has had in a long time.

>>63942031
Switzerland should be the first in the list. Neutrality is only worth as much as the weapons that back it up.

>>63941895 (OP)
Based af. The more nooks the better.

>>63941899
Are you... dumb? The Israelis have made sabotaging it an active ongoing priority, going back decades. What do you think Stuxnet was for? And all those assassinated scientists? And the explosions at research facilities in 2010, 2013 and 2014; and the active bombing campaign that happened after the Syrian war opened up that airspace as a vector of attack. And then the mossad raiding that warehouse full of nuclear documents in 2018.

Do they even have an air force or any kind of strategic rocket/missile capability?
Nukes aren't much use without a delivery platform

>>63941895 (OP)
He's right but why would you announce it? Don't most countries develop them in secret so the rest of the world doesn't stop you?

>>63941895 (OP)
Ok give them a few and make sure they can only hit other nigger countries or India Pakistan

>>63942145
Because they made the mistake of signing the NPT.

They kicked out the French for not being good at fighting the Islamists, replaced them with Russians, and have now lost even more territory. Not a serious country

>>63942092
They'll just strip it to a scud missile

>>63941895 (OP)
They're hoping the US bombs them so they can sell the scrap metal.

>>63941895 (OP)
I'm going to pull a doc brown on them with pinball machine parts and wiring, then take the money and run.

>>63941895 (OP)

>>63941895 (OP)
Didn't they just recently open tomato processing plant? How are these troglodytes going to get their hands on a nuke?

>>63942042
they practically ran their govt like a traphouse for spies.

>>63942339
What do you think a la means? English borrows it from French, and Burkina Faso is a French colony.

>>63942092
they have some trucks

>>63942364
Burkina Faso postal service

>>63942356
The photo has "2024" in it.
And despite the post being weeks old, there are no news articles about a military junta announcing their pursuit of nuclear weapons.

>just saw Iran get bombed to oblivion
>YOU KNOW WHAT ILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT MY COUNTRY WILL BE BUILDING NUKES INSTEAD OF KEEPING IT ON THE DOWN LOW AND LETTING FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS FIGURE IT OUT THROUGH THEIR OWN SURVEILLANCE

>>63941895 (OP)
You could just give them a bowling ball covered in tritium paint and tell them it's a nuke. They'd probably fucking believe it.

Here we go again

>>63941895 (OP)
and wheres the money to buy and maintain tens of thousands of centrifuges, buy thousands of tones of urtanium ore, buy and maintain launch systems, and to maintain the warheads themselves?

>>63942508
shitholes tends to prefer the plutonium path because it's far simpler and easier. They only need good graphite/carbon and natural uranium.

>>63942031
>Everybody builds nookes, some dumb monkeys in a mutt country take control of some nookes, nookes some other monkeys they have an ethnic bloodfeud with, global nuclear exchange, everything destroyed, everyone is dead. The world is reborn.

>>63942052
They should allow storing nuke pits in their banks too.

>>63942388
>announce you'll build nukes
>don't actually intend to build nukes
>rest of the world starts offering you shit to not build the nukes you weren't going to build

>>63941934
Shut the fuck up

>>63941895 (OP)
It's going to be pretty funny when this guy gets Gaddafi'd by ISWAP/Al-qeada in a couple years.

>>63942572
Good

>>63942578
The reservists should be required to store a nuclear bomb in their houses to maintain second strike capabilities.

>>63942073
Iran would have had nukes in the 60s, 70s at the latest, if they were serious about it.

>>63942669
Until then, enjoy the thought of 70IQ oogaboogas bashing rocks together very hard to try and create a criticality

>Inb4 its a crop duster spreading 3% enriched Uranium powder over some ethnic minority they seethe over

>>63941895 (OP)
>Source: xitter post quoting without any links "former" member of communist USSR-related student union.

>>63941934
Since 2024 the board has been increasingly raided with xitter propaganda posts and slide threads and after the janny leak we got 1 or 2 bots going. They don't do proper shilling anymore or trolling its just xitter posts and slide threads.

>several posts taking OP 100% seriously
What a retarded board full of retards

>>63942781
>Iran would have had nukes in the 60s, 70s at the latest, if they were serious about it.
The revolution happened in 1979

>>63942031
Pakistan and Iran aren't buddies because Pakistan funded Afghan groups that attacked Iran.

>>63941895 (OP)
what's up with fake headlines involving burkina faso?

>>63944219
It's the 'biggest' Russian puppet State in Africa and Vatniks actually try to claim it's a success story about "How wonderful your country becomes when it joins the Russian World"

>We will combine cow poop with dog poop to make these weapons

>>63941925
>nuclear latency
what a cuck concept

>>63941899
Khamenei axed any actual warhead development outside posturing the last 30 years that they were "just 2 weeks away" from having them
now half of Iran is openly demanding they actually build nukes with all the random civilians dying in "totally surgical" strikes done in the middle of pretend diplomatic talks

>half-colonel of presidential guard deposes a president he was supposed to protect, declares himself the acting president, and gets in turn deposed by a fucking army captain
>a motherfucking army captain claims that burkina fatso will become a nuclear superpower

>>63944241
not when your a backwoods colony made up of random ethnicities british faggots lumped together to prevent any consolidation of power
let a bunch retards openly commit a genocide and then bomb your country with no recourse, now you magically have no public issues consolidating state power and building nukes

>>63942284
This is the correct answer.

>>63941895 (OP)
This is a horrible idea, the nukes would probably be sold off to some rando before the guy who ordered them ever got to use them for something stupid like nuking a thousand-person village.

>>63942284
There was a Peter Sellers movie from the 1950s kind of about this
https://youtu.be/6prQ4jMzvxo

>>63944250
>posturing
Is he retarded? That's what got Saddam killed.

>>63941895 (OP)
When will kommandostore sell this exquisite drip?

>>63944280
well if kim jong fats hermit kingdom did it then why cant wakanda do it?

>>63942031
>who are sitting on a pile of enriched uranium
Isn't there some new process that makes enrichment much easier to do?

>>63942339
oogadooga lmao

>>63941912
>right?

bro you can just say
>These were the guys who made a national parade because now they were able to make tomato sauce

why do you nerds always have to preface your esoteric trivia with "these were the guys, right?" like you're asking a leading question

>>63944163
I don't see what that has to do with anything. Their nuclear program predates the revolution.

>>63944384
At least someone here is asking the important questions.

>>63942243
>we're tired of having our uranium and gold plundered by the faggeguettes
>*replaces FFL with Wagner
>Hmmmmm.... You know what we're also getting tired of having our uranium and gold plundered by Vatniggers now
Anyway who's gonna replace Russia? China or the US via Blackwater? Who will also likely do little other than keep the capital from falling. Or is ISIS and or Al qaeda just gonna win and turn an already 99.9% majority Islamic country into an even more Islamic country at this point while everyone outside just decides to no care because lol lmao who fucking cares?

>>63941902
>even the African Union
Anon, that organization is mostly funded by westerners.That "even" is totally meaningless.

>>63942578
>t. Teller

The South African decommissioned nukes are hidden behind a chain-link fence. There are pics and its under a tin shed without any guard, I am amazed nobody has tried to swipe them yet.

>>63944250
>now half of Iran is openly demanding they actually build nukes
Why don't they demand that their government focuses less on killing jews and sponsoring terrorism and more on taking care of it's citizens? I bet their shit would get bombed way less if they did that.

>>63941899
>I don't know what it is
Arabs are incompetent, there's not much else to it.

>>63941925
Nice cope

>>63941912
One small step for Italians, one giant leap towards pizza for Africans.
>>63942010
Every country should have nukes. And private citizens too.

>>63942031
>trampled with

>>63945128
Edward or the bank?

>>63941895 (OP)
Burkina Faso is a ally of Russia,
Ibrahim Traore is a communist nigger that organised a chimpout and couped the goverment in 2022 (he models himself after Thomas Sankara another communist nigger who was taken out in the 80´s)

Russia has never meet a communst nigger it did not like (see the Anc and Mandella in South Africa, Zanu in rhodesia, Angola, mozambique)

>>63946581
Putin getting ready for communist bbc

>>63942532
>far simpler and easier
This. Slap together a magnox reactor (no exotic fuel or moderation requirements), set up for PUREX extraction and you're off to the races. So simple, even best Korea can do it, and unlike Pakistan and India's nuclear programs, you won't even need Canadian and German assistance to get up and running.

Warhead design is trickier but like the rest of the process, all of the hard work has already been done. Any number of countries could provide the technical aid necessary but historically Russia, Pakistan, and North Korea have been the most willing to help out like-minded individuals for the right price.

As I've said before, a lot of this is far more simple than most people think. The two real stumbling blocks to setting up a nuclear weapons program are money and international politics. The technical part isn't too bad.

>>63944384
based taste

>>63941895 (OP)
Is Junta pronounced Yu-nta or Dju-nta

>>63947812
hoon-ta

>>63942018
>nuclear taboo broken by people who believe in literal taboo voodoo bullshit.

>>63942031
I think Nevada should build nukes.

>>63942046
And thus ensured that every random shithole would disregard decades of non-proliferation efforts and attempt to acquire their own nukes.

>>63944352
No, because the nuke development was always for actual weapons lmao you're failling for the /pol/estinian whining

Anyway, still waiting for the totally legit quote by the thirld worldist socialist junta and their wonder tomato industry that they're building nukes

>>63944656
Nerd insecurity. Can't never say anything in a firm way.

>>63946581
>>63946590
All the Russian and Chinese associates and allies in the so-called "Global South" (an actual Maoist term) are the same factions backed by the USSR and China in the Cold War, it was never a coincidence, its meant to be a direct continuation of their efforts in third world. The only change is that China is in a new communist dialectic and Russia is lead by the remnmants of the KGB and the Russian Mafia and not the communist party.

>>63941895 (OP)
I've pledged to fuck Margot Robbie

>>63948171
>ass-less square jawed blonde blue eyed shiksha that jews typically have crushes on that's a second rate Jaime Pressly
I pass.

>>63942597
Mouse that Roared strategy.

>>63947597
Bro has mini-boss energy

>>63948387
>Bro has mini-boss energy
If that's the case I hope he's at least a fun boss fight and not just a boring bullet sponge.

>>63947597
The absolute drip on this mothafucka.

>>63948340
Are the jews in the room with us now?

Fucking lmao. Well, to build a nuke, it helps to first create the wheel, and a written language. Get real. Is this gonna be like one of those African Helicopter videos? Are they cargo culting with nukes now?

>>63947947
Pls don’t nuke me. Thx bro.

T. Califag

>>63945128
That joke you made has two equally valid interpretations.

>>63949873
Africa is a hotbed for the creation of new writing systems anon. You are aware that writing was only invented independently like 5 times right?

>>63947947
Pls nuke me. Thx bro.

T. Califag

>>63942030
Based North Korean Africans

>>63947949
"Non-proliferation efforts" are bullshit pushed by nuclear powers to try and keep other factions from being nuclear powers, because they can bully non-nuclear powers easier than they can bully nuclear powers.

>>63941895 (OP)
>how can someone bomb another country and call it an act of peace
just like the Romans did, "make a desert and call it peace."

>>63947559
>North Korea have been the most willing to help out like-minded individuals for the right price
I can't wait for the NK/China African proxy war over Sahel resources and nuclear proliferation.

>>63948403
From left to right, NPC, basic enemy, elite enemy, miniboss that survives the fight and goes on to be a recurring character.

>>63948130
>the cold war never ended
yeah

>The value of Burkina Faso's exports fell from $2.77 billion in 2011 to $754 million in 2012.[168] Agriculture represents 32% of its gross domestic product and occupies 80% of the working population. It consists mostly of rearing livestock. Especially in the south and southwest, the people grow crops of sorghum, pearl millet, maize (corn), peanuts, rice and cotton, with surpluses to be sold. A large part of the economic activity of the country is funded by international aid, despite having gold ores in abundance.

Literally good luck with that, niggers, you need quite a lot more robust of an economy and level of technology than what you're exhibiting. Peace through superior firepower is valid, but you don't need nuclear weapons to top your uppity neighbors.
Maybe you really could do it some day, in the far future, if you just believe hard enough, but before you build a house you also need to build a solid foundation, if you catch my drift.

>>63941912
Yay for tomato sauce.

>>63942243
Lmao.

>>63950196
>>63947597
What kind of perks do I gain if I defeat him and wear his swag?

>>63942314
Make sure to prepare a vest rated for 7.62x39mm.

>>63946152
Fat chance they're still working, if that's true.

>>63942572
>Everybody builds nookes, some dumb monkeys in a mutt country take control of some nookes
You've opened that door yourself after letting russia trample ukie borders

>>63948130
>the so-called "Global South" (an actual Maoist term)
Nah. Maoists started using it but it was coined by Carl Ogelsby, who was mixed up with the New Left, but the Maoists didn't like him because he wasn't a Marxist. He was actually one of those quixotic half-left/half-libertarian types obsessed with the JFK assassination. If he was alive today he'd be into a bunch of left-wing stuff but also Tucker Carlson and Jimmy Dore probably.

>are the same factions backed by the USSR and China in the Cold War, it was never a coincidence, its meant to be a direct continuation of their efforts in third world
Eh. These guys like Traore are different from the guys in the 1960s. It's not the same factions. They share the anti-Western stuff and are aligned with Russia, but they're really right-wing in their politics and whole mentality (which is like everybody else though, it's just that everybody being extreme nationalists today doesn't preclude conflicts among them). In the 1960s, there was a combo of anti-colonial stuff in these countries with critique the traditional society of feudal chiefs and that was bound up together in the same thing. This stuff in the Sahel now is anti-Western (and anti-French in particular) but it's not at all self-critical, and the people who are like that have been thrown in jail or forced into exile. It's way more postmodern and strange and is tied up with weird black-chud meme ideologies like Afropessimism, Kemetism (we must Retvrn), and Russia fagging with also some selectively warped or twisted communist-looking aesthetics.

>>63953451
>The value of Burkina Faso's exports fell from $2.77 billion in 2011 to $754 million in 2012.
Jesus wept

>>63941895 (OP)
As much as I like to laugh at the nignog for thinking he can easily get a nuke, this makes me think, many African countries have uranium, and even a partial enrichment can make it into a dirty bomb, why hasn't any monkey/mohameddan gone down that tech tree? Everyone goes for the flashy stuff but irradiating a city can be just as horrific in the long term. Not nearly as devastating as dropping a rice cooker on a city, but if it's just deterrence against other local primitives, a dirty bomb could work as well. Worst case scenario the opponents will think it was some super powerful black magic or some shit.

>>63953657
they can barely achieve a stable post-Renaissance economy independently let alone partial enrichment, anon
if everyone left the continent and treated it like the Andamans they would literally go medieval

>>63941899

they are perpetually "a few months away" because the infrastructure and personnel is there, some of the process is complete, but the ayatollah has a fatwa on nuclear weapons that prevent them from completing it.

>>63953676
Fucking Iran managed to partially enrich, and instead of stopping there and loading every and all ballistic missile with enough radioactive dust to depopulate half of Israel, they kept going for the nuke hoping nobody would respond.
Even a poverty-stricken country can afford a couple centrifuges etc. and enough uranium hexafluoride to spin in them. Provided they are a dictatorship, which Burkina Faso is. I never said the normal people wouldn't suffer in the process.

My point also goes for chemical weapons. Some nerve agent shit can depopulate swathes of land, anthrax can stay in the soil for decades etc.
A fucking Japanese doomsday cult managed to make sarin and VX back in the day, let alone entire states with resources to spare. Then again, these savages are better off not getting any ideas, as rational thought might actually make them dangerous.

>>63953676
kim jong fats hermit kingdom did it so can wakanda do it

nooks arent rocket science

>>63953729
>>63953756
anon asked about African countries

>>63944384
Its already on ebay, direct from factory in china. "burkina faso desert lizard".

>>63953729
My own speculation is that chemical and germ warfare is seen by most af more reprehensible than nukes.

A nuke is "just" a massive explosion, with surprisingly little fallout. It would still invite massive military retaliation if a rogue state used it on a military target, but chemical and germ warfare would get get the entire world up in arms, as civilians across the Western world would call for absolute destruction of the perpetrators.

But that is just my theory.

>>63941899
It's almost as if them building nukes is all just israeli propaganda

>>63956096
Who, Iran? I don't know, I trust entirely that Iran would want to have some level of nuclear readiness, because who the fuck wants to live right next to Israel (who fucking have nukes), and just trust that maybe those fuckers aren't gonna lose their shit some day?

Crux of it is that Iran is a pretty fucking rogue state, so I don't trust them with nukes either.

>>63941895 (OP)
>Burkina Faso
can't even build a sewage system where are you going to get an enrichment facility you ape

>>63941895 (OP)
Burkina faso having an oopsie doodles with radioactive materials wasnt on my 2025 bingo card, but i'll pencil it in for 2026

>>63956159
Israel DID lose their shit just now, even.

>>63956159
Iran isn't "right next to Israel", and if their mullahs didn't have an autistic fixation on Israel and playing geopolitics they'd be wealthier and more advanced than Australia and Germany

>>63953729
>A fucking Japanese doomsday cult managed to make sarin and VX back in the day
They also made the rarest AK pattern rifles.

>>63956159
>Iran is a pretty fucking rogue state,
Historically speaking they are the tamest of the region. And the reason why they went full muslim is thanks to the US and Israel with the whole Shah thing

>>63956435
I'm very well aware.

>>63956397
Closer than comfortable, and also somewhat true, but I would never trust the Israelis ever.

>>63953451
that commie nigger didn't even say the anonymous twitter post on the OP. You're trying to effortpost for a scenario that doesn't exist.

>>63953729
>this radioactive dust shit again
Lord, this board has become a fucking retard asylum since 2022.

Speaking of retardation, this is a 138 post thread that's been ongoing for 3 days. You're all lifeless losers who need something to do.

>>63956424
East German AK74's?

>>63941895 (OP)
Land Of The Upright Men

>>63941909
Let them grow as country.

No country was founded by not shedding blood.

Look at the Brits and the Americans history

>>63946152
November 2007, Pelindaba raid. They were going for the 485lbs of highly enriched fuel and almost got it.

>>63942339
Oogabooga

>>63946590
Jeez how tall is the black dude.

I know Putin is a short king but damn.

>>63941912
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

>>63941895 (OP)
I love self correcting problems.