Thread 63944711

>Russia seeks to involve Laos in war against Ukraine, military intelligence claims

>Russia is seeking to involve Laos in its war against Ukraine under the pretense of humanitarian cooperation, Ukraine's military intelligence (HUR) claimed on July 5. According to the agency, Moscow is organizing the deployment of a combined unit of military engineers from the Lao People's Armed Forces to Russia's Kursk Oblast, allegedly to help with demining operations.

>Ukraine initially captured 1,300 square kilometers (500 square miles) of Russian territory during a cross-border offensive to Kursk Oblast but lost most of it during a Russian counteroffensive this year, which was supported by North Korean troops. Laotian authorities have reportedly agreed to send up to 50 engineers to support Russian efforts. In addition, Laos is said to be offering free rehabilitation services to wounded Russian soldiers.

https://kyivindependent.com/russia-seeks-to-involve-laos-in-war-against-ukraine-military-intelligence-claims-06-2025/

Will Laotian men finally be able to turn the tide of the SMO?

>50 engineers
It's over, Ukraine is finished.

>>63944722
How many soldiers has Ukraine's allies sent?

>>63944774
69000 polish mulattos

>>63944711 (OP)
If they treat the Laos engineers anything like their own technically trained people they'll be marching them over the minefield towards the Ukrainian machineguns

>>63944774
Wasn't the russian bitching propaganda that the Ukrainian forces were made up almost entirely of "NATO Mercenaries"?

Said while they literally had their own oligarch's personal mercenary companies fighting as part of the invasion.

ur laotian aren’t ya mr khan?

russia is a dead power and this proves it

>>63944711 (OP)
Somehow Russia still has better allies than Ukraine, and that is in spite of itself having been a shitty ally to Armenia, Assad, and Iran.

Wait is Laos is actually getting involved in the war for real now?
This isn't just plywood marshal newspeak being misinterpreted?

>>63944774
NATO has sent a fair amount of advisors and trainers to Ukraine, who have been instrumental in making Ukraine stop fighting like Russians.

>>63944774
Ukraine doesn't need foreign soldiers to fill out meatwaves.

>>63944711 (OP)
>Help me Laos, I'm winning!

>>63944774
The cast of Top Gear and Boris Johnson.

>>63944774
at least two dozens of Boris Johnsons

chinese or japanese

>>63945196
You laugh but after Russia's top diplomat slighted Israel Israel started cloning Boris Johnsons in earnest. 2 dozen is majorly lowballing it.

>>63944711 (OP)

For half a moment, I thought to myself "why the fuck would Laotians want to fight for the country that literally enslaved them under Communism". Then I remembered that all the Laotians I know are Mien and Hmong (basically the SE Asian equivalent of Appalachia rednecks) who were driven out of Laos by the current Communist government at the end of a bayonet and haven't actually lived there in nearly 50 years.

>>63945266
why does anne have an outie belly button though

>>63945273
that's just a turkey timer. Her baby is due.

>>63945273

Why wouldn't she?

>Laos is said to be offering free rehabilitation services to wounded Russian soldiers.
Are Laotian medical services an especially sought after commodity?

>>63945305
The key word is free, something that Russia doesn't provide. So it doesn't matter, since anything is better than nothing.

>>63944711 (OP)
The Coalition of Failed States. The Axis of Retardation.

>Laos is said to be offering free rehabilitation services to wounded Russian soldiers

Why is SEA such a hub of recovery for military men, is it just the hot monkey sex or something else?

>>63945273
preggo button

>>63945305
It's an extremely beautiful country with friendly people, relatively well-developed tourist infrastructure and the average local salary is low enough that even a mobik should be able to afford an underage hooker. I can see why they'd enjoy R&R there.

>>63944711 (OP)
>Nope! He ain’t Russian! …He’s Laotian! Ain’t che Mister Kahn?

>Laos is said to be offering free rehabilitation services to wounded Russian soldiers


Is this coded language for comfort women?

>>63945590
Women?

>>63945237
>200,000 boris johnsons are ready, with a million more well on the way
>made to fight the CIS formed from ashes of thebsoviet union employing expendable soldiers
>mfw I lived to see the clone wars and bibi palpatine was behind it all
I kneel

>>63944711 (OP)
But why? Also why does no one send volunteers to Ukraine besides the foreign legion

>>63944813
That's because the west doesn't threaten to Nook anyone who stands against it.

>>63944774
spbp. Jannies and shills aren't going to like it.

>>63944804
I called it juuuungggggggle rice! Tasted fine.

>>63945236
The ocean?

>>63945897
Can you show me the foreign militaries currently operating on Ukraine’s side on the ground?

>>63944774
Who's laughing at the Reddit Brigade now, hhhhmmmmm?

>>63945769
Yes, women. They're not Thai after all

>>63946104
The veteran volunteers or the advisors?
Is Ukraine storing its jets and semding pilots and soldiers for training in other countries, thereby granting them temporary immunity morally superior?
Genuine question, but I also genuinely don't give a fuck. Its a slav bum fight. I am here for combat footage and conflict analysis, not ethics 101.

>>63946146
vatnigs won't be interested

>>63946151
>Genuine question, but I also genuinely don't give a fuck
oh wow you are so neutral and edgy, thanks for your input, you really made me rethink my support for a country that is invaded, thanks neutral and honest guy

>>63946206
Do you have a valid answer and/or rebuttal or are you just going to keep acting like an offended little bitch because someone doesn't have the same propaganda induced black vs white, must-pick-a-side retardation you suffer from?

>>63946206
Iraq was invaded too, dipshit.

>>63946186
Desperate times call for desperate measures, they'll have to take one for the team and have vaginal sex with a woman (female). Truly dark times have fallen on Russia, it won't be long until they're forced to drink water as their liquor rations have ran dry

>>63946212
>Do you have a valid answer and/or rebuttal or are you just going to keep acting like an offended little bitch because someone doesn't have the same propaganda induced black vs white, must-pick-a-side retardation you suffer from?
oh wow you are even more edgy than I thought.

>>63946226
So you just want to argue, but cannot support your argument beyond
>muh feels
I don't argue with women, so good day to you.

>>63946151
what the fuck are you on about you retarded spastic holy shit

>>63946218
Do you have a valid answer and/or rebuttal or are you just going to keep acting like an offended little bitch because someone doesn't have the same propaganda induced black le both sides, i-dont-actually-care retardation you suffer from?

>>63946232
there's not much to argueover with retards like you
go fuck yourslf, you're a clown and your acting passes less than the most greasy r/traaans posters

>>63946151
And those ground forces are where?

>>63946151
>volunteers
Yes volunteers in a foreign legion. But that’s not what I asked. I asked what country has GROUND forces currently deployed on Ukraine’s side

>>63946151
Imagine how retarded you must be to equate sending pilots over for familiarization training on newly purchased aircraft with sending combat troops
>slav bum fight
oh I see, you're just a disingenuous noooootral shill, kill yourself at your earliest convenience please

Isn't Laos where they had to buy refurbished T-34s from for all their various parades? Could they be finally buying more and will we get to see the T-34 obr. 2025?

>>63944711 (OP)
>Laotian authorities have reportedly agreed to send up to 50 engineers to support Russian efforts.
100% they'll just be gangpressed into a mobik wave

>>63944774
If you believe zigger slopaganda then the entire Ukrainian male population is dead and replaced by NATO Jewish nazi mercenary forces.

>>63945549
>relatively well-developed tourist infrastructure
Relative to what? Until the Civil War in Myanmar, Laos was by far the least suited country to host tourists in the region.

>Laos
Do you think this is just a ploy to gulag all the russian milbloggers complaining about the state of the Laotian military?

>>63946357
>Isn't Laos where they had to buy refurbished T-34s from for all their various parades?

I think the PAVN also sold some of their remaining T-34s that were were being used for training/static defenses on the Spratly Islands back to Russia

>>63944791
NATo is their boogeyman, they just slap that shit on anything, same with NAZI

>>63946224
>they'll have to take one for the team and have vaginal sex with a woman (female)
Was that Putin's plan all along to fix Russia's shitty birth rate?

>>63944774
The entirety of the SAS as well as the SS Panzer Division George Washington, composed out of death row negroes.

>>63944711 (OP)
>>63944814
likely some vietgooks in disguise rather than actual laotians, i bet.
Viets were, and still are among the most hardcore vatnik semen consumers, certainly not far behind serbs
> Pic related, what the Gooks state media actually showing about the war

>>63944774
200,000 Boris Johnson units are ready, with a million more well on the way

>>63947436
Is a unit a single Boris?

>>63944774
They don't send anyone. Everyone, including Polish Death Squads, are volunteers.

>>63947441
Wouldn't you like to know, vanya?

>>63945352
It's both the sex and the fact that cost of living is cheap if you saved up your western wages.
People who left the military to do contract work and got paid six figures during the PMC gold rush went over there, dudes doing remote work and getting paid Western wages while being allowed to live anywhere they want go to Thailand to do hookers of both genders and dabble in Muay Thai to fight the local Tuk Tuk drivers, etc.

>>63947296
>whore out Slavic women to Chang
>Chechens and Dagestanis doing the heavy lifting on demographic replenishment
>send mobiks to breed half-Laotian mutts
based and trad Puccia

>>63944711 (OP)
>Vietnam but poor retarded irrelevant and still living in mud huts
Who cares?

>>63944774
frontline? none officially and somehow thats still been enough to drain russian and its allies assets. kinda embarrassing desu

>>63944711 (OP)
Well shit, now who will Russians use as their stand-in for when they want to bitch about their army without triggering censorship?
Guyana?

>>63944774
No dar papaya

why come russians still get to call on communist forces when they aren't communist any more?

>>63946104
Didn't the Germans 'accidentally' reveal British SF were in Ukraine helpg fire weapons at Russia. Plus western ISTAR is pretty much telling Ukraine where things worth blowing up are.
The ISTAR is probably not far off direct military aid in actual military use.

>>63949026
>British SF were in Ukraine helpg fire weapons at Russia
AFAIK it wasn't SF and wasn't even helping firing, but just some technical help in servicing shit, that's like saying "there are US troops in Ukraine" because technically there is embassy security staff present - disingenuous hype at best

>>63945185
Lmao came in here expecting this

>>63946104
>>63946206
Jannies earning their pay in hryvnia I see.

>>63950020
Sorry you’re retarded and can’t answer a basic question

>>63945185
Nice

>>63947406

Does the average gook on the street actually believe this shit though?

>>63948678

Is Laos even really all that Communist anymore? Seems more like a generic military junta at this point.

>>63951102
Probably, they aren't exactly known for their intelligence in those parts.

>>63945266
>all the Laotians I know are Mien and Hmong (basically the SE Asian equivalent of Appalachia rednecks) who were driven out of Laos by the current Communist government at the end of a bayonet
Funny how commies here always go on about anti-racism and le global majority but never talk about all the actual ethnic cleansing Communist regimes engage in. Not real communism (but also you're a fascist for opposing them) I'm sure.

>>63951511
Ethnic cleansing is very harsh what about heavily implied vacation?

>>63951511
They're presumably somewhere on the scale of
>it didn't happen
>okay it happened but we didn't mean to
>okay it was on purpose but it really wasn't a big deal; you're just overreacting
>okay but it they deserved it because we're the Good Guys™ and anything we do must therefore be good

>>63951756
It took me way too long to realize that the average tankie and the average wife beater share the exact same response to criticism.

>>63945185
lol, nice

>>63944711 (OP)
So basically they'll send in actual infantry troops because this "engineer" bullshit was how the North Korean deployment started.

Anyway, totally a concidence that Russians are sending troops from another Asian communist country into the war.

>>63952474
You think the Laotians are getting potatoes and greenhouse tech as well, or did Monke find something else to pay for slave soldiers?

>>63944774
This says more about the civilized world honestly

>>63944774
Aren't you fighting the entirety of NATO?

>>63947405
>SS Panzer Division George Washington
Almost had me. I wish Germans were still cool.

>>63952573
the mineral and gas wealth of Russia as usual

>>63944774
>Russia spends years crying about how its all NATO Special Forces Mercenaries fighting the war against them
>Suddenly its all "Russia strong because we pay foreigners to fight for us, unlike cowardly west who send no one""

>>63944711 (OP)
What? Why Laos?

>>63953254
>naming an SS Panzer Division after a man who openly called Germans stupid swarthoids

Almost as retarded as them naming two separate SS Divisions after proto-Socialist revolutionaries (Götz von Berlichingen and Florian Geyer)

>>63947405
>>63953254
>naming an SS Panzer Division after a man who openly called Germans stupid swarthoids and advocated stripping their rights

Almost as retarded as actually naming them after proto-Socialist revolutionaries (Götz von Berlichingen and Florian Geyer)

>>63947405
Don't forget Austria. They sent the Leibstandarte Hermes Phettberg, composed entirely of gypsies, albanian organstealers and Saif Gadaffi leading them.

>>63955702
That seems kind of mean for all loving American messiah of freedom who could do no wrong and could not tell a lie George Washington...

>>63944711 (OP)
Its time that France the UK and Germany put SF boots on the ground. Send in the SAS, Royal Marines and and the Foreign legion along with support assets You want a war with NATO this is how you get a war with NATO. Also France should bomb the Laotian capital to ruble.

>>63944813
>Somehow Russia still has better allies than Ukraine, and that is in spite of itself having been a shitty ally to Armenia, Assad, and Iran.
Are you very brown and smelly and a bit commie?

>>63944711 (OP)
...Is the new King of the Hill gonna be any good?

>>63959929
I hope so, I heard the new Bevis and Butthead was good and they have a lot of the old writers back

>>63957473
Tragic

>>63944711 (OP)
Axis of the Incompetent Dictators

>>63959929
>no Ladybird
>no Cotton
>no Luanne
>no Lucky
>new voice for Khan
>Khan/Cotton's old VA (Artie the Strongest Man in the World) brought back to replace Johnny Hardwick as Dale
>John Deadcorn
I don't think any of these will ruin the show, but people who expect a carbon copy of the old show will be disappointed.
>>63959933
I liked the new Beavis & Butt-Head but it's also not the same as it used to be. If course it wouldn't really be possible to recapture the 90s feel since there's no channel that shows music videos anymore.

What's the Laotian military look like anyways? Not good enough to reclaim Isan from Thailand I suppose.

>>63944830
idk if they needed to do it but ukraine has been known to take tards from abroad and waste their lives on doomed offensives or let them doom themselves through their own retarded behavior. e.g. the sniper "wali" got the fuck out of the foreign legiion because he realized what a shitshow it was
https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/2022-05-06/retour-du-tireur-d-elite-wali/la-guerre-c-est-une-deception-terrible.php
granted this particular instance is from 3 years ago

>>63948107
>>Chechens and Dagestanis doing the heavy lifting on demographic replenishment
Rape in Russia is up 57%, overall crime is only up 10%.
There's a nuance to the repopulation strategy.

>>63957429
>Its time that France the UK and Germany put SF boots on the ground
There's always SF embedded in these things.

>>63957455
They can't keep getting away with this!

>>63965255
Beautiful

>>63944711 (OP)
>50 laotian engineers
Why hasn't Putin tried to get the military junta in Myanmar to send them some bodies? They're already being propped up by Russia and Min Aung Hlaing has been sucking Putin's dick nonstop.

>>63965990
>Why hasn't Putin tried to get the military junta in Myanmar to send them some bodies?
They’re a bit busy at the moment, all hands on deck busy

>>63965255
ya mudda!

>>63965255
fucking legend

>>63966806
Busy, otherwise they would.

>>63952573
Given the numbers they are sending they getting attached to the Norks, the two are friends. They will not be getting the absurd benefits Kim is but they are getting paid for it, diplomatically having someone other than Iran or the DPRK is a great ice breaker for Russia to seek assistance in Sino-phobic East Asian Nations.

This is basically an observer team so Laos can get some modern experience and see what is going on, they are trading a symbolic presence for experience and a disproportionate reward.

Laos really does have alot of mine clearing experience and the Norks do have a shitload of combat engineers, until proven otherwise i lean towards taking it at face value.

Of course this is Russia so the Norks will have to brief them how to handle shit like how backwards and dumb Russians are not to mention how to deal with Chechens.

>Be Laotian Officer directing your guys who are clearing a field of mines
>Bearded barbarians show up, they start drooling over sweaty young Asian bodies and bullying your guys
>Don't know what to do, look to the other side of the field to the North Korean Commissar for guidance
>He looks at you, winks then make a pistol gesture with his hand
>You nod in in understanding and draw your pistol
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>AT missile flies out of nowhere and vaporizes the Chechens ride
>Fist bump Norks then get back to work
>Try to ignore the fact that for close combat specialists the Norks seem to be taking a really long time to finish off the Chechens with entrenching tools
>Not your problem

>>63944774
japan is sending playstations

why is russia always begging for foreigners? i thought their manpower pool was infinite

>>63944711 (OP)
Ctrl + f ladyboy
0 results

Send in the ladyboys.

>>63945185
Kek. Let the memes begin

>>63945185
>>63968339

>Military budget of Laos: $18.5 million USD

Yeah, i'm pretty sure the Norks can hire these guys as sub contractors to work in Russia.

Their flag is almost custom made for it.

>>63967739
Because they have to do whatever they accuse others of doing, hypocrisy is like air to them

>>63944774
None, but they recruit them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndCfmNmz0gU