Thread 63956656 - /k/ [Archived: 360 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:11:05 PM No.63956656
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If you had to say the greatest Warrior in the history of mankind(Could be a submarine chief, Plane pilot, guerrilia,...).
Who would it be and what did he do?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:47:51 AM No.63958361
>>63956656 (OP)
Patton. He was the reincarnation of numerous great soldiers throughout history. God put him on earth as the consummate warrior. The jews murdered him after the war to keep him from reclaiming the Spear of Longinus and conquering the world in the name of Christ.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:09:12 AM No.63958446
>>63958361
Literally the only reason Patton ever made it to be a field grade officer was because Pershing was fucking his little sister.
Dude tried to solo a machine gun nest in WW1 and almost bled out from being shot in the ass, leaving a PFC to take command and unfuck his situation. Not quite the embodiment of Robert the Bruce or whoever he was larping as
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:10:39 AM No.63958449
>>63956656 (OP)
Michael Collins. He destroyed the British Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwVcNfHuG5g
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:14:25 AM No.63958469
>>63958361
>Patton. He was the reincarnation of numerous great soldiers throughout history.
Michael Collins poster here again. Patton was very great warrior and man.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:17:41 AM No.63958479
ChurchillCollins5
ChurchillCollins5
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"He was an Irish patriot, true and fearless. His narrow upbringing and his whole life had filled him with hatred for England. His hands had touched directly the springs of terrible deeds. We hunted him for his life, and he had slipped half a dozen times through steel claws. But now he had no hatred of England."
Churchill on Collins
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:23:48 AM No.63958505
halo4-master-chief-concept
halo4-master-chief-concept
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>>63956656 (OP)
John Halo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:30:10 AM No.63958537
>>63956656 (OP)
Captain Kangaroo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:37:54 AM No.63958570
>>63958479
that bullet took his life and gave him a legend
he died in his prime having drenched his hands in blood, spoiled them with the ink of a pen but never muddied them by ruling a struggling state
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:56:32 AM No.63958638
>>63956656 (OP)
Léo Major
Dude was a bona-fide one-man army. Secured a town from the Krauts all by himself, massacred the Gestapo office, told a Brit general to shove the medal up his ass on grounds of incompetence, lost an eye and kept fighting. He got something like 20-30 Krauts to surrender to him and marched them back to base alone once. In Korea he took a hill from a massively superior Chink force, calling in mortar fire support so danger close you could hear the explosions over the radio.

There's more to his story but that's the abridged version. There's a good video on YouTube that goes over his exploits.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:02:49 AM No.63958656
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>>63956656 (OP)
Paul Von Lettow Vorbeck
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:08:00 AM No.63958673
Commander-Michael-Collins
Commander-Michael-Collins
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>>63958570
“‘We bend today over the grave of a man not more than thirty years of age, who took to himself the gospel of toil for Ireland, and of sacrifice for their good, and who has made himself a hero and a legend that will stand in the pages of our history with any bright page that was ever written there. Pages have been written by him in the hearts of our people that will never find a place in print. But we lived, some of us with these intimate pages; and those pages that will reach history, meagre though they be, will do good to our country and will inspire us through many a dark hour. Our weaknesses cry out to us, “Michael Collins was too brave.” Michael Collins was not too brave. Every day and every hour he lived he lived it to the full extent of that bravery which God gave to him, and it is for us to be brave as he was—brave before danger, brave before those who lie, brave even to that very great bravery that our weaknesses complained of in him'” – Richard Mulcahy in his oration at Collins’ funeral.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:17:32 AM No.63958691
>>63958479
>>63958570
>>63958673
What a legendary man. There was never another like him. I’m sure he’s rolling in his grave over what Ireland has become.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:20:22 AM No.63958698
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>Shotsdown a plane using a tank
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:23:41 AM No.63958706
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>>63958479
>>63958570
>>63958673
Wow,
Someone should reach sabaton so they make a song about him
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:59:13 AM No.63958821
Alexander III
Alexander III
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>>63956656 (OP)
The great weakness of Maceadonian kingship was the top heavy institution that was the King and his place on the battlefield leading his men from the front among equals (well that and chronic civil war-assassinations). Its very easy to get ACKED on a ancient battlefield and Macedonian kings took this to autistic degrees which were followed by the subsequent Hellinistic kings who were all in the shadow of Alexander and paid the price for it (turns out the top heavy king position was both coveted by rivals and they had to lead from the front, meaning you as king couldn't risk letting subordinates lead the Royal army in threat of your position and when battles came you had to participate cause cultural autism).

Anyway this guy managed to take over the worlds largest civilisation by size, population and economics while still leading from the exposed front position at every single big engagement and won with a modest but highly elite military forces, all while personally engaging in the fucking dangerous cavalry action which Maceadonian tactics became centred around. At any of his engagements (and sieges see Pyrrhus of Epirus for dying randomly during a siege breakthrough and Antiochus III """The Great""" failure) he could have died in a million differing ways and throw Maceadon into another civil war. Then after accomplishing conquering the world he dropped dead and his generals and their descendants fought a continual civil war over the remains primarily against each other for centuries until what remained got consumed by Rome and the Parthians. Love Alexander (he died too early for a true assessment of his capacity for ruling and statesmanship) but fuck me are the Diaodachi momentous squabbling retards, if only Selucus I didn't get assassinated maybe things would have worked out for then.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:09:49 PM No.63959950
>>63956656 (OP)
Achilles. This is canon.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:12:34 PM No.63959956
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>>63959950
Parides was smarter than the jock and killed him like every smart human does.
At range while he isnt looking and isndistracted in a vulnerable state.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:30:34 PM No.63959981
LUBU
LUBU
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>>63956656 (OP)
this guy
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:37:28 PM No.63959992
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>>63958469
I like that when Patton, a multi-millionaire in 1930s dollars, was heroically defending our country from homeless veterans and their families using bared sabers and tanks, he was approached by Joe Angelo, the man who had won the DSC for carrying a wounded Patton to safety under enemy fire, he told his troops, "I do not know this man."
That's Matthew 26:72, Peter's denial of Christ, verbatim.
A very great man, Patton.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:54 PM No.63960162
>>63956656 (OP)
It is an obvious answer, but the wehraboos aren't entirely off the mark in their adoration of various personnel. Regardless of propaganda claims; even the Russian and Chinese accounts agree that Hartmann for example, logged over 1400 combat sorties and 800+ aerial engagements. Simply avoiding any fatal mistake or accident across than many instances of risk + subsequent shift of routine (many an outstanding ace died in postwar motorcycle/racecar/jet crashes, for example) is a mythic feat itself, among otherwise fantastic tales of capeshit figures or Gotrek of Warhammer. They're already becoming mythic figures in their own right - consider the cultural impact echoing from Ace Combat's narrative chatter and named antagonists, drawn directly from the primitive unencrypted radio calls of ordinary pilots dismayed by the sight of the unique livery of a 200-kill ace closing in.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:57:02 PM No.63960168
>>63956656 (OP)
Pound for pound and confirmed kills it has to be Simo Hayha doesn't it?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:58:40 PM No.63960171
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>>63958361
lol. Low-quality bait post.
>>63958821
Good answer.
>>63959981
Better answer, though Xiang Yu was better than Lu Bu in most ways.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:00:24 PM No.63960177
>>63960168
Were you asleep during history class? The average Mongol war-leader had a far larger kill count. And things were grisly in Ancient China. My man Xiang Yu was personally responsible for executing 200,000 captives.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:01:09 PM No.63960178
>>63960177
>The average Mongol war-leader had a far larger kill count
single-handedly? confirmed?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:10:45 PM No.63960196
>>63959950
literally had god mode on
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:33 PM No.63960202
Booty Warrior
Booty Warrior
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>>63956656 (OP)
Fleece Johnson
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:56 PM No.63960206
Backed up by german science
Backed up by german science
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>>63960162
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:36:30 PM No.63960269
>>63960178
Dude they built huge pyramids made of skulls.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:45:26 PM No.63960282
>>63960269
group effort
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:02:44 PM No.63960327
Basedwanger
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He's among the greatest. All hail Basedwanger!
>An officer of the Waffen SS, the elite military arm of the Nazis.
>Eh kills untermenschen and doesnt afraid of anything.
>Earned a Knight's Cross, the highest military award of the Nazis.
>Came up with dozens of creative ways to kill Jews, each one enough to bring a tear of admiration to the face of Zyklon Ben.
>His brigade is estimated to have killed 170,000 partisans.
>His symbol, the crossed grenades is still used by Nazi remnants.
>Was given a concentration camp to run. Went above and beyond by exterminating the undesirables placed in it.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:03:45 PM No.63960329
Here's Basedwanger!
Here's Basedwanger!
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>>63960327
>Here's the truth about Basedwanger. A man constantly slandered by (((historians))) as a child molester and criminal when in reality he is a true aryan ubermensch as Heinrich Himmler, Gottlob Berger and even The Great One described him.
His first acts in combat were in WW1, receiving an Iron Cross 2nd and 1st class and finishing the war as a Lieutenant.
Between WW1 and WW2 he fought as a paramilitary in anti-commie actions, such as fighting and being wounded in the town Sangerhausen, being celebrated as the liberator from the Red terrorists and being made an honorary citizen. He also gained a doctorate in political science in 1922. For a time, he worked in a textile factory run by a Kike, but regularly donated to the SA with funds embezzled from the Kike, repatriating some of the wealth that the Kike stole from honest Germans. Due to Kike manipulation, he was blacklisted from employment and had his doctorate revoked. Lastly, he fought in the Spanish Foreign Legion during the Spanish Civil War, which is where Gottlob Berger recognized him as the impressive man that he is and even helped remove his blacklisting and restore his doctorate.
During WW2 he was the leader of the 36th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS, that would later be nicknamed the "Dirlewanger Brigade" in his honor, formed from reformed poachers. His main activity was anti-partisan and commanding a labour camp. The judge (((Georg Konrad Morgen))) tried to end Dirlewanger but failed and was rightfully demoted and sent to the Eastern Front. He and his unit were later assigned to anti-bandit operation in Belarus where his achievements were recognized with a German Cross in Gold. He was reported as having slain 14,000 bandits. He then fought in the Warsaw uprising of 1944 where he was promoted to the rank of SS-Oberfuhrer and earned his Knight's Cross. He then fought in the Slovak National Uprising.
He was killed by the (((Allies))) who had him brutally beaten to death without trial.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:04:46 PM No.63960331
Rommel vs Dirlewanger
Rommel vs Dirlewanger
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>>63960329
Lets look at the military awards that Basedwanger earned during his time in the German Army:
>1915 Eisernes Kreuz II. Klasse
>1915 Goldene Württembergische Tapferkeitsmedaille
>1918 Verwundetenabzeichen in Schwarz
>1918 Eisernes Kreuz I. Klasse
>1939 Spanienkreuz in Silber
>1942 Spange zum Eisernen Kreuz II. Klasse
>1942 Spange zum Eisernen Kreuz I. Klasse
>1942 Tapferkeitsauszeichnung für Ostvölker II. Klasse in Silber mit Schwertern
>1942 Tapferkeitsauszeichnung für Ostvölker I. Klasse in Silber mit Schwertern
>1943 Infanterie-Sturmabzeichen
>1943 Verwundetenabzeichen in Gold
>1943 Deutsches Kreuz in Gold
>1944 Nahkampfspange 1. Stufe in Bronze
>1944 Ritterkreuz
>Winkel für alte Kämpfer
>Ehrenkreuz für Frontkämpfer
>He was wounded 12 times in combat as well.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:57:52 PM No.63960951
>>63960202
We can do dis da haaard way or da eassy way
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:44:58 PM No.63961172
>>63956656 (OP)
greatest military commander: napoleon bonaparte
coolest one: jehanne d'arc
yes, in recorded history.
to beat joan of ark you'd need a mythical character like achilles, but we have two sets of minutes of her trial where she SCHOOLS religious-state authorities of her day
started as a 15 yo sheep herder
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:47:20 PM No.63961180
>>63961172
as for Bonaparte that's not his or my words, that's Wellington's the man who finally defeated him
>was Bonaparte the greatest military commander of our times?
>W: of our times, of past times and of all time
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:29:25 PM No.63961313
IMG_0576
IMG_0576
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Manfred von Richthofen
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:34:22 PM No.63961328
>>63960202
This man is free now. Out and about in public. He's got a youtube channel were he frequently talks about how much he misses "booty", despite somehow having a girlfriend.
Sleep tight, burgerbros.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:50:03 PM No.63961378
>>63956656 (OP)
>Generals ITT
Are you guys illiterate? OP said warrior. Anyway, off the top of my head, it would probably be Simo Hayha, though I am sure if I looked hard enough I'd find records of similarly deadly soldiers who had to fight in similarly rough conditions.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:58:25 PM No.63961402
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>Alexander the great napoleon
>Napoleon
Big K was a slave, became Great khan, founded the largest land empire in the world, and offed beetwen 20-60millions people
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:58:43 PM No.63961403
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Alexander was the better general, but Pyrrhus was the better warrior.
>Accordingly, riding up in person from the van, he sought to ward off the enemy, and ran great risks in contending with men who were trained to fight and were inspired with high courage. And when he was wounded on the head with a sword and withdrew a little from the combatants, the enemy were all the more elated. One of them ran forth far in advance of the rest, a man who was huge in body and resplendent in armour, and in a bold voice challenged Pyrrhus to come out, if he were still alive. This angered Pyrrhus, and wheeling round in spite of his guards, he pushed his way through them — full of wrath, smeared with blood, and with a countenance terrible to look upon, and before the Barbarian could strike dealt him such a blow on his head with his sword that, what with the might of his arm and the excellent temper of his steel, it cleaved its way down through, so that at one instant the parts of the sundered body fell to either side This checked the Barbarians from any further advance, for they were amazed and confounded at Pyrrhus, and thought him some superior being.
>Against this band of Spartans Pyrrhus, who had just heard of the death of his son and was in anguish, turned his Molossian horsemen. He himself charged at their head, and sated himself with Spartan blood. He had always shown himself invincible and terrible in arms, but now his daring and might surpassed all previous displays. When he set his horse upon Evalcus, the Spartan stepped aside and had almost cut off with his sword the bridle-hand of Pyrrhus; as it was he hit the rein and severed it. Pyrrhus transfixed the Spartan with a thrust of his spear, and at the same instant fell off his horse, and fighting on foot, at once proceeded to slay all the picked band which was fighting over the body of Evalcus.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:03:46 PM No.63961417
>>63961403
Cocky words for someone in tile throwing distance
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:13:32 PM No.63961468
>>63961417
Even then, lying there with his neck broken, the dude who went to chop his head off was so scared of him that he fucked the cut up.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:18:12 PM No.63961481
>>63956656 (OP)
>be Martín de Bilbao
>OG Spanish conquistador, veteran of a hundred battles
>fought in the conquest of Peru like a boss
>lived through Pizarro vs. Almagro civil wars without flinching
>joins Gonzalo Pizarro’s rebellion against the Spanish Crown
>80 years old and still down to fight an empire
>Battle of Jaquijahuana (1548)
>outnumbered, outgunned, out of f*cks to give
>gets captured after the defeat
>hauled to the scaffold by the king’s men
>executioner starts mumbling the usual ceremonial bs
>mfw old man Martín cuts him off
>“Stop your chatter and get on with it. I've been ready to die for 80 years.”
>absolute silence
>chadspect all around
>goes out like a legend
>literal embodiment of giga-grit
>probably laughed at death on the way down

>greatest warrior of all time
>wasn’t in it for glory, gold, or god
>just vibing with rebellion at 80 and making executioners piss themselves
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:00:52 AM No.63963271
>>63960951
>and the answer was always yes
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:12:28 PM No.63964416
>>63958821
Monkeydonians are out in full swing after the EU removed the mentions of North Monkeydonian identity and language from the progress report huh
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:28:06 PM No.63964450
>>63956656 (OP)
That guy from ww1 that got shot multiple times and insisted on going back every time.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:53:03 PM No.63964675
>>63964416
No those Bulgarians are not anon.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:27:37 AM No.63966911
>>63956656 (OP)
probably some unnamed drone pilot in kiev rn, sadly
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:18:06 PM No.63968884
file
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Lucius Domitius Aurelianus aka Restitutor Orbis. Literally saved Rome. No other emperor could have saved it in the situation he was placed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:29:56 PM No.63968914
>>63956656 (OP)
Napoleon supposedly had ~85% win percentage in battles he commanded. I cant imagine anyone beating that.
im not even a frog btw
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:36:22 PM No.63968937
>>63956656 (OP)
Jan Žižka for sure.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:16:41 PM No.63969060
Guy Baldwin IV.
I get a chuckle everything thinking some chad with leprosy so bad his men had to carry him to fight and kills some of Saladin 's mens