>Good afternoon Mr. Anon. What can I get you today?

>Ah yes Mr. Wick, a man of kulture. Please accept this Tokarev 12 gauge shotgun and a 5 round magazine with freshly deformed birdshot. For free is this here pinty laser, fry your eyes out kid.

>>63971958 (OP)
The last thread died for a reason, you non American shit spamming retard.

>Now Mr. Candlewick, I'm a man of action myself
>But the action you're about to act upon is a trapeze act with the possibility of a long, painful fall...
>...into EVIL

>>63971969
>sounds like this is what you need Mr. Anon.

>>63971958 (OP)
a quick rub and tug and a tallboy

>>63971976

>>63971958 (OP)
Give me a double stacked double feed striker fired polymer in 7.62 tokarev.

Give me the gep gun silent takedown.

>>63971958 (OP)
>I’ll have two number 9s
>A number 9 large
>A number 6 with extra dip
>A number 7
>Two number 45s, one with cheese
>and a large soda.

>>63971958 (OP)
Phased plasma rifle in 40 watt range

>>63971958 (OP)
>>Good afternoon Mr. Anon. What can I get you today?
"Something awesome. But first, you must know that I live in Massachusetts."
>>Well, Mr. Anon, I'm afraid we don't serve your kind here. Fuck off.

>>63971958 (OP)
A better series of films

>>63971958 (OP)
Your most rare and exotic guns fit only for a distinguished man. So a Glock 34 and ar-15

I need your best gear for this op, my dude. Lemme get uuuuh:
>high-point in .40S&W with aftermarket rubberized grip
>a Remington 870 with an extended 10-round tube
>a mosin-nagant in an Archangel body kit with a Chinese 6x airsoft scope
Aaaand,
>an Iraqi surplus AKM with a flashlight duck taped to the foregrip

>>63971958 (OP)

Palmeddo

>>63971958 (OP)
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

>Our most technologically advanced rifles, you say? May I recommend [KRAUT SHIT FROM THE LITERAL 1970's]?

I need about tree fiddy

>>63972086
>how about an MP-40 that has rusted in the volga for nearly a century?

>>63971958 (OP)
>Hello Mr Salmonella I need these following weapons: a 60 calibre Gyrojet pistol with miniature shaped charges, a 30. Caseless rifle that uses Hydrazine as the propellant, six 600ml capsules containing Ebola-pox, a 800 ml container of Caesium, a thimbleful of CIF3 and a big titted Mongaloid from the steppes of Kazakhstan with a thirst for autistic white boys such as myself.
>My target? Why it’s non-other than the Scientology headquarters, Tom will be spared but if I see Travolta I’m mercy killing him

>>63971974
Excellent show, even if the second season was a disappointment.

>>63972017
Hey, just whatcha see, pal.

>>63972068
When your dagger is in battery are you able to directly press down on the chamber? I can't fucking

>>63971958 (OP)
>Something.. gay, and retarded, please.

>>63971958 (OP)
One Soviet 82mm mortar round. High explosive.

>>63972205
It jambed

>>63972349
>gay....
>retarded...

>May I suggest Hitler's personal Luger P08, it has the SS's famous black widow grip panels

>something big, hard, and black?
>if I may be so bold, an Army surplus Beretta M9. Only 200,000 rounds since its last service. An Italian classic.

>Robust. Precise.
>May I suggest, the Ruger 10/20. Custom fitted silencer made from a used oil filter. Silent and deadly.

>Robust. Precise.
>May I suggest, the Ruger 10/22. Custom fitted silencer made from a used oil filter. Silent and deadly.

>>63972371
Dashie isn't retarded, she just has a learning disability.

>>63971958 (OP)
Yeah let me get a uhhhh
a uhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhh
a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>63971969
Awww, its crying. Being a bitch online won't bring your father back into your life. Your favorite movie is gay.

>>63973074
Brown

>>63971958 (OP)
Ah yes, the finest offerings from Kentucky

>>63971969
As an American, I would rather see this old school retardation than another ukraine thread or chink spam.
>>63972127
Your taste is immediately considered questionable. And I didn't even much enjoy it when I first saw it originally on FOX Kids, it seemed too ludicrous, especially compared to my favorite, Batman: TAS.
In retrospect it was great. And I see influences of it in Frisky Dingo.

>>63972358
Hey, Derl.

>>63973169
Post hand and outlet with timestamp or shut the Hell up.
Go on, I Triple-Dog-Dare you, motherfucker.

>>63971958 (OP)
The latest in French firearms innovation, to blow my brains out but if I am semi impressed

>>63971958 (OP)
Stoner 63, suppressed in the LMG configuration. 500 rounds of linked M855A1, no tracers.
American 180, also suppressed. Three 275 round pans. 60 grain Aguilla. Remove the stock.
A SIG P210. Don't try to pawn that nuSig on me. Speer GoldDots, 6 mags.
And a Boker Boyscout, in case things get hairy.