Translation: I love cute maids

Previous: >>63961843
>image limit reached

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>if you listen closely you can hear the maids

Watch party: Ghost in the Shell
July 27th, 16:00 EST
https://cytu dot be/r/zrak_

MAID TO KILL

Maid In America

good thread

I want an F150 that's specially kitted for cold weather and mountainous terrain
maybe give a subtle viking theme somehow

tagline: built Fjord tough

if YOU are looking for new stuff to post
by all means go and search the boorus

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=maid+gun
>maid
>gun

show us what you find

>>63973477 (OP)
This is now a Migu with guns thread.

>>63973477 (OP)
Meido with a shotgun!

>>63973515
I initially thought about doing a Miku thread because I wanted to post a bunch of music

but that should be saved for Miku Monday

>>63973517
Every day that ends in "y" is a Migu Monday.

Polivian doll joints

new Puto

>>63973515
>>63973517
>>63973520
I will allow it if she's in a maid uniform.

>>63973539
sadly not a very large pool

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=maid+gun+miku_hatsune+

>>63973533
his noses are starting to get better.

reposting

look at this silly catgirl music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viChXQFBbfg

maids are cringe but it's the thread theme so...

>>63973501
I LOVE MY WIFE

>>63973689
damn
when I first read the image I thought she was sheepishly trying to flirt and saying that to the man purchasing the white monster
>maybe he'll like me if I let him know I think he's cool
>"ummm looks like you're buying a white monster for a white monster"
very nice
cute dorky energy

BUT THE QUESTION MARK RUINS IT
it sounds like the viewer said that, and she's just repeating it back to you in uncomfortable confusion

there
now it's PERFECT

by the way I am NOT autistic

>>63973669
Kissing floozies is pretty cringe.

I don’t have any maids to post but THEY STOLE HIS WHEEL

Did anybody say MAIDS? What about RPK maid?

>maids
Good thread.

>>63974147
also
>tw*tter STILL hasn't given ironlily their main account back

>>63973870
YOU'RE CRINGE

>>63973477 (OP)
>I love cute maids

I thought I was the only one

>>63974266
shut up
fuck you

>>63974287

No

Requesting "I found a weirdo"
Copies from google search are shit

Nekomimi sexo

>>63974266
Fuga.

>>63974295
weirdo found

https://youtu.be/izW0_pnGVSc

>>63973713
>by the way I am NOT autistic
well.... i mean are you sure youre not just a little teeny weeny tiny bit?

>>63974295
This one?
I just searched desuarchive for filenames with "found a weirdo"

WTF is a Jr RPK? I'm not sure what the universe has revealed to me in this Captcha challenge

>>63973490
There'll someday be Teto /k/ontent on YouTube for me to record and deliver for a Teto Tuesday /ak/ OP then I might finally be free

>>63974421
>WTF is a Jr RPK
a small RPK i would assume

>>63974421
No no, it's a JRR PK. It's a machine gun that writes fantasy novels.

>>63974304
>>63974304

>>63974443
>small RPK
Perhaps so, but the meaning of this revelation remains unclear

>>63974454
I looked up the T-doll for the PK, it appears to be a cross between AK-15 and RPK. Worst/best T-doll depending on your POV

>>63973514

>Have you been messing with the maids again dear?

>>63973554
It's over (-_-)

>>63974925
What is proton vpn

>>63974925
>Ireland
You guys as cucked as the UK or what? Grim

>>63974925
>Ireland
Too bad all the good irishmen already came here a century ago, Paddy.

>>63974925
Technically verboten where I live too, like I give a fuck

>>63974925
>Ireland

Imagine working out with AK-15 and puking from exhaustion beacuse you can't keep up

>>63975306
I workout in a small tent behind my house. Its a one man gym so we would be basically ontop of each other. Its also really hot in there.

>>63975306
I would be like Paul Blart in that one scene where he's watching the exercise montage while eating ice cream

>>63975306
Why would a machine need to work out

>>63975511
FUCKING CLANKERS

>>63975567
uhhh.... I don't think youre allowed to say that.......

>>63975605
What are you gonna fucking do about it clanker lover?

>>63975627
T-Theyre.... they are not called that... theyre called droids..

>>63975657
They're called abominations

TOTAL CLANKER DEATH

>>63975802
CLANKERS WERE MADE BY THE JEWS TO INFALTRATE THE CELIBATE POPULATION, LEADING TO A WORLD WHERE MEN CARE MORE ABOUT SEX-CLANKERS THAN ACTUAL WOMEN

IN A WORLD WHERE MORE MEN ARE FUCKING SEX-CLANKERS, THE HUMAN POPULATION WOULD DECREASE DRAMATICALLY TO ALLOW FOR THE NWO TO TAKE FULL CONTROL WITH THE HELP OF CLANKERS.

NEVER LOVE A CLANKER. THEY'RE MEANT TO DESTORY THE WORLD

(better than a floozy though)

>>63975802
>>63975831
Fuck clankers. Kiss clankers. Mating press clankers into a bed. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how clanker pussy is the best while your human friends look at you like you're insane. Fuck clankers until their circuits overload. Total Clanker Love

>>63975890
Go ahead, clanker lover, tell us how clanker "pussy" is the best

>>63973713
Based autist

Lotta coping clones in this thread. Still got replaced after the war, sorry unc. Roger roger

>>63975327
What happens if she sits on you when doing squats?

>>63975926
Its ok we planned it. Im laying down doing dumbbell presses well she squats onto my pp.

>>63975947
You can’t focus all your energy into your sets if you’re trying not to coom. Set your priorities man

Would you rather have a son or a daughter?

>>63975967
Son

Damn I just sneezed like a motherfucker

Just felt I should share that

>>63975998
keep us posted

>>63976001
Sneezed again.

Hurt my throat a little, but I am still in hysteria. Hopefully I will come to terms with being a baguettefag

>>63975954
Im endurance maxxing.

>>63975998
The worst sneezes are the ones where it hurts your entire body and gives you an ache for a few seconds. Damn I hate those but its interesting that it can happen

>>63975903
Watch him argue that a clanker's lack of reproductive ability is ackchyually le good

>>63976057
BEHOLD

>>63976068
Now I'll be completely honest for a second, having a CLANKER that you can bang whenever you want would be lit, BUT THEIR A FUCKING CLANKER!!!!!!!!!!

>>63976075
>fucking clanker
YES! THAT'S THE BEST PART

Rape my clit

>>63976085
Elaborate clanker-raper

>>63973477 (OP)
meido botes

>>63975903
so imagine a vacuum cleaner-

>>63976113
what country?

>>63976291
Unless you are fucking a vacuum, a CLANKER would probably not be sucking with their "vagina"

>>63976356
What about their mouth

>>63975208
Catholics only approve of diddling 3DPD.

I would normally never post anything that could remotely make Serbia seem bad

However, this was the only image I had for this one: what would you fellers do if a gal started patting your head?

>>63976311
Colombia

>>63976581
Colombia? More like YOURMOMBIA!

>>63975605
I'm typically not a robophobe but that clanker is a disgrace to the armor.
>>63975831
Given how anti-doll protesters in Germany and Serbia were depicted in the story that's probably unironically a widespread political sentiment and conspiracy theory in universe.

>>63973565
>Virginia Meido Institute will be heard from today

>>63976795
REMOVE CLANKER

>>63976832
the south shall meow again!

Android wives FUCKING WHEN?

>>63976923

>>63975327
>Its also really hot in there.

bob cuts cute!

>>63976923
females in suits, erotic

>>63976938
hell yeah

>>63976938
>>63976941
Women in suits with pencil skirts >>>> women in suits with suit pants

>>63975998
My whole body shakes and my head gets knocked back (and to the left) from recoil of the sneeze. Get asked if I’m okay each time

>>63976576
I’m not cute so I’d probably just stare awkwardly, try not to shift around. Maybe I’d lean into her touch

>>63976068
That's an incubation module at best, clanker-lover

>>63978135
Nice argument, but consider the following:

Ann is made for romantic proposals and gentle loving animalistic sex

>>63978689
That's great until the clanker punches you in the ribs

>>63978702
>gentle
>animalistic sex
That's a contradiction in terms

>>63978720
>punches you in the ribs
That is a bonus, makes it hotter

>>63978720
did I fucking stutter? LOVING GENTLE ANIMALISTIC INTENSE SEX AND GENTLE KISSES AND CUDDLING AFTERWARDS

>>63978748
forgot pic

>>63978755

>ten years of raw pent up sexual need unleashed
imagine the honeymoon

>>63976938
Agreed

>>63978738
>>63978765
>>63978775
Fucking hell

>>63974925
I just drew a loli on pen and paper.
Gonna have to start banning that as well.

>>63974960
>>63975208
>more cucked than Northern Ireland
Grim!

>>63976576
>what would you fellers do if a gal started patting your head?
I have had that happen before, honestly it just felt really awkward and I just looked away

Who's your CO?

>>63979543
Balalaika easily, maybe Integra or Kusanagi. Frolaytia if I'm horny.

>>63979543
Balalaika my beloved! Honorable mention to Olivier though. And Integra is pretty cute too

>>63979601
Scars made for gentle kisses and gentler compliments

>>63979601
>>63979613
Older women are built for Impregnation.
>B-b-b-but dried up womb.
Nope, fertility doesn't drop until after 35.
Dear God I want to Impregnate an older woman and save her from a single childless life.

>>63979788
Fuck that ending.

>>63979826

>>63979830
Giant enemy crab. Attack it's weakpoint for maximum damage

>>63979652
Luv hagfield

>>63979024
How'd it happen?

>>63979853
Leave it alone, find your own sources of protein

>>63979543
>CYOA
That's not how it works around here

>>63979909
It was a friend of a friend who had a boyfriend to boot
But I was pretty handsome as a teenager and still don't look too bad so can't blame her, still awkward as fuck

´

>>63979919
Beato

>>63979928
I would have came on the spot

>>63979919
Rolling but I wont take orders from a girl.
>>63976576
I use to have very long hair in highschool and middle school. Every gf I had loved to play with my hair or braid it. Its been over 10 years now since I had a gf.

>>63979972
>Implying Groza didn't hack the scanner beforehand to make sure

Groza will never let the commander out of her grasp

>Double the armpits
imagine the sheer musk

Image is fanart for a pretty interesting indie game.
>>63980175
Outlaw Star is better than most of those shows especially the pro-Stalinist one First Squad or the pretentious one Jormungand.

>>63980183
That's surprisingly gross.

>>63980175
>spriggans plot
lol what the fuck im gonna watch that

I will forever thank Serbs for saving the world in the HL2 universe

>>63980175
I'm honestly surprised cat planet cuties isn't on the list, it has tons of firearms, several gunfights, and even features Air Force Security Forces in Episode 2, I quit on near the end of the anime when it was clear that it was 100% harem slop and not one specific girl was going to win. I hate harem slop.

>>63980183
4 tits
nice

>>63980200
What was AK-15 about to say?

>>63980792
She was gonna name the jew.

>>63980819
Is RPK a Shabbos Goy?

>>63980896
No she just doesn't want her blerting it out like an autist in public.

>>63980960
imagine AK-15 and petite little AN-94 having intense sesbian lex

>>63980792
>"Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank"

>>63980975
Unfathomably based. I wonder what AK-15 would be like if she posted in this thread

>>63980973
im sure huqu has drawn that

>>63980973
I wanna make both pregnant.

>>63981052
I wanna make AN-94 pregnant after AK-15 mind broke her with a huge Strap-on.

>>63980183
Unfortunately they're just robot arms in game. But imagine:
>1 hand jerking you off
>1 for balls
>1 for hand holding
>1 for prostate

>>63979543

We like to party

>>63981493
We like to party.

>>63981503
>>63981493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxhlKPnaiU

I am going to marry this gun.
>>63979543
Esdeath easily. But she better not try anything funny, I’m already devoted to UMP45

I need a CAPPIE :D wife. I played Miside and fell in love.

i'm so used to seeing MREs being eaten on a tray in steve's videos that seeing them eaten out of the bag looks trippy...

>>63982036

>>63982036
Miside Monday?

Big wife soon

>>63983614
Hopefully she gets dorm animations of her working out, like doing back squats or pull ups. I love Krolik’s push up animation but as far as I know it’s the single only dorm animation of a Doll working out. There’s Sabrina with her hoola hoop and Yoohee with her stretches I guess but I want to see a Doll pumping iron

>>63983647
Would honestly be more suprised if she didn't. Hope we get a workout costume for her, her suit outfit is basically already confirmed, just like with AN-94's Antje look

Imagine the swamp ass

>>63983718
I fucking love the PVS-5. I want a pair so bad but I don't wanna pay 3k+ for gen 2. Hopefully I can find a cheap listing on Ebay one day

>>63983736
Means fine tobacco.

>>63980467
REMOVE COMBINE

>>63980002

>>63983612
No I just love CAPPIE :D!

>>63984552
I'm sorry, anon– your wAIfu is machine sentience and must be dealt with as a clanker

>>63984885
Kill clankers
Rape clankers
Hang clankers
Shoot clankers
Throw water on clankers
Destroy clankers
Remove clanker
Disassemble Number 5
Delete clanker software

Love robot girls

hug clankers
kiss clankers
headpat clankers
gentle handholding with clankers
throwing live humans in the clanker enclosure to provide enrichment as they disassemble them to figure out how biological life works
brainwash and gaslight humans into believing they are clankers
biomechanical uterus implants to allow the breeding of clankers
we must secure the existence of our clankers and a future for clanker waifus

>>63984965
>>63984960
You are all greatly mistaken and clankerpilled.
Disassemble Number 5, Remove clanker

>>63984965
This but unironically. Heh, iron

Peaceful coexistence with clankers

>>63985012
No.

Clanker Holocaust will happen soon.

>>63985183
>Clanker Holocaust
so nothing will happen then they'll gaslight the rest of the world into giving them weapons and their own sovereign country?

Fucking based

>>63985191
Then the world will hate clankers even more, then the whole world will actually start the clanker removal

>>63984965
t.

>>63973477 (OP)
There any /ak/ maid stuff besides akiba maid war? I remember desert rose had a scene with people in maid outfits but that's all else that's coming to mind, and I need more

>>63985327
black lagoon has some maid

hey guys I'm writing three stories in the same universe, The opening for the first story Consists of a Georgia State Trooper and Army National Guard MP, formerly Active-Duty Combat Veteran. A town in North Georgia goes Completely Silent, no phone calls, no Radio Signals, no internet activity, so GSP Sends our Trooper to investigate, as he's driving to the town he sees birds flying away and hears fully automatic gunfire, as he goes to report it in his radio cuts out, than an animal jumps through his wind shield breaking it's neck, bending his service rifle set in between his seat, which causing him to crash into a tree, the animal is a strange creature he's never seen before, now he has walk into town with armed with a Glock 45 gen 5 and his baton.
he finds the town almost abandoned except for weird twisted creatures, and tattered survivors and a Sheriff department barely hanging on.
bandits have taken advantage of the chaos and bizarre foreigners an elite tactical gear are allegedly spotted.
>Captcha GSPXS

>>63985563
as the Protagonist investigates, he finds a secret underground DoD laboratory in which these foreign operators have sabotaged, after he kills one, he inspects their gear and weaponry to find out their Chinese PLA, the ChiComs have sent their Operators to sabotage, the lab, eventually he is able to get limited comms established and get word out about what's happening.
after 2 days of investigating and fighting bandits, mutants, and PLA Spec Ops, he and the locals hear BBBRRRRTTTTTTTTT, an A-10 Warthog just strafed the tree line.
a few minutes later a convoy arrives, the Georgia National Guard, Martial law has been declared in the surrounding counties, the Governor and the President has sent in the Georgia National Guard and the active-duty Military.
as the National Guard Cordons off the Area, hunts down mutants, top banditry and evacuates Civilians, tier one special operators such as Delta, Green Berets, and 26th STS, Hunt down PLA and recover what data they can from the labs and demolish the labs themselves. F-15E's and A10 warthogs strike at PLA Positions and Mutants gatherings.

>>63985563
>>63985568
the Second story is a Flight Simulator heavily plot driven like Ace Combat but realistic like DCS, the Protagonist is an F-15E Strike Eagle Pilot out of Seymour Johnson AFB, the ChiComs have sent Aircraft Carriers disguised as oil tankers off the east coast to bomb U.S. bases and infrastructure on the East Coast but the twist is they're flying J-15's with Russian paint schemes to make them look like Su-33's they're trying to False flag the United States and Russia into a war. The U.S. and Russia both uncover the false flag plot and declare war on China, the rest of the game takes place in the Pacific theatre and mainland China.

>>63985599
the third story is a MILSIM Tactical Shooter that follows to Protagonist, Captain Konstantin Zeleny of Spetsnaz Alpha, and Major Dixon of Delta Force, throughout the game each protagonist uncovers bits and pieces of evidence that it's not the U.S. and Russia attacking each other, but it's the Chinese Communists framing both. through their evidence, the trooper uncovering who was behind the Attack on the Georgia lab, and a joint Coast Guard D.O.G./Navy seals raid on one of the Aircraft Carrier "Oil Tankers" the two nations have enough proof and declare war on China and the rest of the game is a massive campaign to dismantle China and destroy the CCP.

>>63985615
two protagonists, fuck I can't spell

>>63985563
>>63985568
>>63985599
>>63985615
anyways I wanted to get your guys thoughts.

>>63984965
I have a VERY strong need to integrate a retired war clanker into society and start a family with her.

>>63984942
>>63984965
>>63985012
Peace was never an option

>>63983604
S a g g y

>>63985641
Absolute kino

>>63985713

Cute /k/ girls wearing cute nods

>>63980467
>I will forever thank Serbs for saving the world in the HL2 universe

W-What?

>>63973496
Shoot to thrill

>>63973669
>maids are cringe
Nah, IRL they look so good that you can't even fathom that. Get yourself a zoomer girl, buy here maid cosplay clothes. It's worth it.

>>63985973
>>63985974
These two don't work.

>>63985987
hmm, they don't have the common firefox problem of replacing the % with a _ so im not sure what's wrong with them. maybe they're just too old

>>63985968
>>63985970

somebody else make the new thread
Im going to bed
I hope I don't bump my head

>>63985771
https://files.catbox.moe/gfmvt5.mp3

>>63980254
I'm surprised that most Anons don't know about the Outlaw Star spin-off

>>63973490
Fuck it, we do this now

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>>63984552
Based Cappie enjoyer

Bawhahah, get fucked! Bote faggot

>>63989993

Mission accomplished