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>Resources:
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>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
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>Special Forces Fitness Guide
SWCS SFAS guide
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Stew Smith Fitness
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>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS

>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers

>Info on sf86
www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
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>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://www.dantes.mil/Education-Programs/Get-College-Credit-for-What-You-Know/

>What is MHS GENESIS?
www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal

>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?
No, stop asking.

>there are "people" who unironically want to become recrooters
Imagine the lack of ambition required.

>>63979896 (OP)
>/meg/ Military Enlistment General
asian mil scammer

>>63979951
I know what Jade Helm is lol. I'm 32.

ahh shit can't even earn shekels as a canonfodder goy anymore it's really over for the goy

>>63980416
>"no one ever surrendered to an airpl-ACK"

>>63980569
ugvs*

Im on my way. Doing fucking $3600 cash into investments. By the time i get out of the military ill be set up.

Fucking come from pure abject poverty. Only thing im unhappy about that i cant change is that im a 5'6 manlet. Oh well.

>>63980706
Better idea: Buy a Dodge/Jeep and let everyone know about the full sleeve you have planned along with its meaning.

>>63980712
Fucl no. Im allergic to spending money. No tattoes either.

>>63980726
Fucl* tattooes

>>63980738
Need another coors pal you're slipping. See you at formation btw


Obligatory anchor post for anyone interested in military medicine. Army med student HPSP happy to share experience, resources, advice.

>>63980976
Hows the nurse - doctor dynamic in military hospitals?

>>63980357
>32
>still believes Obama is going to take his guns

Autist here, shipping to Fort Sill BCT in 2 months, unironically worried about having a meltdown due to all the yelling and chaos and shit. What do?

>>63981110
Where did I say that? Can you show me?

>>63981180
So who's gonna take your guns? Was all of the talk about Obama taking guns just hogwash?

>>63981254
When did I say anything about anyone taking guns?

I'm not in the military, but my husband is. I don't know where else to ask this question besides reddit, which will give me responses that are strictly legal in nature and not what I need.

He cheated on me and he is receiving BAH that is supposed to pay for my rent. He's agreed to support me for one year before he cuts me off, so I can get my shit together. He has thousands of dollars he's collecting, but is being quite stingy with sending me any of it. In the event he gets angry when I ask for the money I am owed as a dependent and he cuts me off, do I have legal grounds to stand on?

I reminded him that he can go to jail if he cuts me off and he said there are far more fraudulent things going on and nothing would happen, and that he's the one who knows what happens in the Navy, not me. Is he bluffing? He's a new recruit who graduated in Feb. Can he really just cut me off and keep all that money with no consequences?

>>63981331
Yes. He signed a paper indicating that he will take care of his dependents, all of us here signed the same dependency apper even if we didnt have dependents when we enlisted.

You do have legal grounds.

You can try to get in touch with his command, and if theyre uncoorperative your congressional representative is an option as well, not disregarding other avenues.

>>63981331
Sorry YES in the sense that no he cant just keep all of the money. The money he receuves for you isnt all yours per se (i.e you say okay i only need 50% of the BAH) but he is obligated to support you within reason.

>>63981400
>dependa scamming an honest sailor
many such cases

>>63981415
Maybe, maybe not. But were going by regulations here.

>>63981331
>I'm not in the military, but my husband is.
You know the rule

>>63981421
We're both men.

>>63981421
My husband fucked me over enough for all of you. I thought he was my happy forever, but he was just a sociopathic love bomber.
>>63981400
>>63981407
Thank you.
The arrangement is to pay the rent + some of my groceries and gas, and then cut the grocery and gas money at the six month mark to light a fire under my ass and kinda tell me "ok deadlines almost here, hurry up on the self sufficiency thing". He gets a little over $2,000 a month to this end. I just want to be safe. He made me all these promises of loving me forever, even said he joined the navy to support me and protect me, and then went off and fucked the first female sailor who caught his eye. It makes me so angry and anxious he would even threaten to cut me off like that. Just 3 months ago he was my sweet boy. I can't believe this is happening.

>>63981437
No problem. Im not sure how much of the allowances he receives for you he'd be obligated to send to you, but the paper we signed indicates that he does have to support his dependents.

And on a personal note, please fucking learn from this and grow the fuck up. I cannot understate how young and immature women immediately fall for the bullshit bad men provide. Like you shouldve known this shit already. When people show you who they are, believe them. If you want to know how a guy will treat you long term, look at how he treats his mother.

>>63981449
>When people show you who they are, believe them.
okay maya angelou

Tomorrow (or sometime this week at the latest) I'll find out if I made it into Air Force OTS for this July board, according to what my recruiter has said. I didn't make it in the last board in May, so I'm hoping this is the one. If I don't make it, how stupid would it be to just enlist with my degree? I want to commission more than anything else but I've already spent so much time with this process and I'm 28, so I want to at least be on the road to doing something in the military. I want to get out of this town I'm in and do something that is (in my opinion) fulfilling, or at least more fulfilling than what I can do here.

>>63981461
If you already have a degree, there's no reason to join the military.

>>63981461
You have time on your side dumbass dont cut yourself short

>>63981449
I'm working towards financial independence because I hate having to rely on him like this. Ugh. I feel so sick. I shouldn't have sent him the screenshot that shows him it's illegal to cut me off.

And yeah, I know, I'm dumb. I grew up in an abusive environment and my parents are dead and I became extremely isolated from the world after that because I have autism. Obviously I wouldn't be a female using 4chan if I were normal and could socialize properly, so when he appeared and gave me all the love I wanted, I fell for it. The way he treats his mother is strange. He hates her but he can never ignore her when she needs help. That's probably why he's continuing to support me. I'm gonna use the cushion he's giving me to find a way to support myself in a way that won't overstimulate me, because, you know. Autism. I just hope he won't screw me over out of anger, and that's why I was asking. I just want to be safe, another reason I fell for it so bad was because I was constantly in and out of unstable situations before. I wish I wasn't autistic, this shit is a curse.

>>63981018
Same as always, everyone stays in their treatment lanes, but kinda weird since nurses can outrank doctors if they've been there long enough.

Bamp

>>63981464
Commissioning is a pretty good reason and, coincidentally, requires a degree

Yo, I'm the one who went awol, got put back and reintegrated, sugoi, but I support russia. Like, I'd refuse orders again to occupy anything beyond germany and even then I'd feel disgusted for doing so.
There has go be a way to legally resist this, or at least make a point.

>>63982815
Self-immolation

>>63982815
Self-immolation

>>63982815
Set yourself on fire

>>63982815
https://apnews.com/article/israel-us-embassy-man-fire-air-force-f730a09009ce56d818f87a8f4dcc6ca7

Seek inspiration from those who managed to make the news to "make a point"

>>63982815
NO ONE cares about your quarter-life crisis.

>>63982815
Post a timestamped picture of your boots and utes

>>63979896 (OP)
Anyone here have experience with the Ukrainian International Legion or 3AB?

>>63982815
Self-immolation

>>63983508
yeah, they're all dead now lol

The Army lied to me, the pre-reservation thingy the recruiter gave me said 35N 3 years 2 weeks for Ft. Meade, MD. But when I went to MEPS today, all of a sudden they hand me a contract saying it's 4 years and 52 weeks for 35N Option 19 Ft Meade. They were trying to get me to sign that or 3 years 52 weeks no duty station of choice. Ended up going home from MEPS without signing anything.
What do here.

>>63983887
>>63982837
Why are you guys so mad?

>>63984629
Are you going to commit a terrorist act or are you going to self-immolate?

>>63984570
I mean... work with your recruiter and try again? They know you'll walk away if it's not what you want. That or give up - the green weenie may find a way to fuck you later down the line

>>63979896 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu4qyAEDLRk
When will the Air Force start offering jobs again?

Healing
https://www.militarytimes.com/home/left-column/2025/07/14/hegseth-revokes-promotion-for-navy-admiral-who-approved-drag-shows/

>>63985423
Ready to join now?

>>63984570
Should've signed the longer option 19, dawg. They were doing you a favor.

Gentlemen if I could please have your attention.
Ahem, FUCK reception.
That is all.

Going active duty for my yearly pretend-i'm-in-the-army-for-a-month stent on Sunday. Anyone got recs in the tacoma area?

Can anyone please explain to me why someone would make the military their long term career and not become an officer?

>>63985353
They still are, you just have to be above the bare minimum for them to consider you know.

>>63985353
They still are, you just have to be above the bare minimum for them to consider you now.

>>63986519
They can't
Or
They were SOF prior to 2011 and didn't want to get pulled out of fieldwork

Don't join the Navy

>>63979896 (OP)
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2025/07/14/lawmakers-back-white-house-fy26-plans-for-more-troops-38-pay-hike/
>met our recruiting goals
>raise goals
>another above inflation rate raise

>>63987028
We really don't need more people, not a fan of raising objective just because we exceeded this year

>>63987080
The military needs as many people as possible for the future meatwaves.

>>63987464
Meatwaves being sent where? Did you forget to attend any of your shill briefings in the past few years?

>>63981461
Update, I didn't make it.
My recruiter said I can reapply immediately for the next board of which the deadline is August 10th and compete with the same amount of people for less open positions (although it is the faster option), or I can apply for the first board of next year which is in June. This second option is more of a wait but provides a better chance as I there would be the full amount of spots available for that year. The issue is I'm not sure how much longer my letters of recommendation are good for. If I have to get updated ones from the same people I'll look really stupid, but I'll do it. My recruiter also said "after this, multpile rejected applications looks kinda bad so it might be best to move on and pursue something else." I'm 90% sure this actually just means he isn't willing to continue with my application package after this, and without another Air Force officer recruiter I'll have to either enlist or try for another branch. I want to join the Air Force, so if this doesn't work out I'll just enlist. I don't mind climbing up the ranks to officer so long as I'm actually in the Air Force and doing what I find fulfilling instead of this awful limbo at this shitty job I've been in for the entirety of this process. Part of me wants to just enlist now but I figure if I still have at least one chance I should use it. Thoughts? Advice?
>>63981464
>>63981466
>>63982781
Thank you for your replies

>>63988326
LORs don't expire. If commissioning in the Air Force isn't going to happen, you may have to assess whether enlisting in the Air Force would be more fulfilling than commissioning with another branch. Of course, if you switch tracks to commission with another branch, that process will take another year or so...

>>63988326
Sorry homie, that's rough.
Can you apply for thr June board next year and spend the year improving your application? Keep your shit job if you have to, but do some volunteering with the goal of a leadership position?

I dont know how normal OTS boards work, I'm a direct commission medical officer, do you apply for a certain field or can you tailor your application?

>>63988481
I'll ask him about that then. My LORs aren't much more than a year old anyways, so I'm not sure what he means by that. Honestly he seems kinda new at his job. I've been thinking the same way about my options, and if it came down to it, I think I'd enlist in the Air Force. The road from enlisted to officer is long I know, but I'm ok with that as opposed to not being on it at all. I also like that enlisted can get a contract in the AFSC that they want (assuming there is an opening) whereas officers can pick a few options but ultimately go where the Air Force needs them.
>>63988497
I can and actually that's what he suggested. I probably should have done more between my 1st and 2nd attempts, but here we are. Maybe I could land a better job and get some certifications or something like that. As for the OTS boards, on my line officer application I had to fill out a numbered list ranking the officer AFSCs I wanted the most, in descending order. To my undestanding this is not the case with the medical applicants, who instead get a direct commission, like you did.

I'm going to the recruiters office when I get a chance, probably early next week, and I'll be honest in explaining my situation to them and see what enlisted oppurtunities they might propose. I really want to do intel, so if I can get an intel contract that would be great, but knowing enlisted recruiters, I fear they won't want to wait for my results from another board months from now and will want me to start with them sooner than later. That's my only concern with talking to them, but I'll do it anyways. Regardless at 28 I'm going to do something.

>>63979896 (OP)
This the general for police questions?

>>63988831
No, but I’m a cop. What questions do you have?

>>63988788
Do the package now or enlist. Don’t wait anymore

>>63988788
If you bend the knee regarding enlistment, that dude is 100% going to "make a mistake" on your officer paperwork and treat you like an enlistment candidate from here on out. You tell him that commission is your objective and only talk about commissioning until the board rejects you again.

>>63988848
Thinking of joining the auxiliary service/SPC
How much of a fuck up do I have to be to not get through

How I am supposed to turn my life around from being a NEET
I have done and am doing all of the groundwork I felt I needed
getting myself fit studying whatever I need to do to be competitive

I'm filling out my packet and I'm realizing I'm going to be filtered for being a NEET

I am 25 a NEET a loner and up until recently going on runs and to the gym basically Hikkikomori

I have two people I can use for references which isn't enough

I have basically no job history (besides one or two jobs I have picked up for a week or two here and there for pocket money) (I dont even remember what the companies were called nevermind exact dates I worked there or who my managers were)

From what I understand from googling around it's possible to get around some of this (lack of references) but in doing so you lose any chance at a security clearance for infantry work

Is it just over for me
I thought the military could be a place to turn my life around
I guess it still could be but not at all in a way I would want

I'm not interested in being a cook or warehouse worker if i cant get a security clearance

I keep trying to blindly make changes and push through by raw effort but time and again I get filtered by the random small details that (to me) don't seem to matter

What do

>>63989146
Talk w ur recruiter dude. Look up the address and number for ur old jobs. Just talk to them dude. U can still get infantry. Relax. It’s ok ur a NEET

>>63989146
I joined the marine corps as a NEET whose only job experience was working at spirit Halloween a year ago, calm down you neurotic nigger.

Hey, I'm about to ship out, like tomorrow I know my orders, all I need to do know is this.
-How is bootcamp gonna be?
-How do ya make friends while in there?

Should I join Army or Marines Infantry?
>inb4 don’t join infantry
It has been my dream since I was a kid. I know it’s not what I think it is, but if I don’t go through with it, I will have regret for life.

>Desperately informs you of how much they love alcohol.

>>63989683
Marines if you just want to do one enlistment
Army if you want a career
Also Army if you just want to do one enlistment but you think you can pass RASP

>>63989699
I intend to make a career of it, though my thoughts on this may change once I actually experience it.

>>63989674
Don’t get involved in drama from kids who were in highschool 2 months ago. Just do what you’re told, keep your head down, and take it one day at a time.
>How do ya make friends while in there?
Most of the people you are in boot with will not be seen again.

>>63989683
Army if you want more pay, faster promotions, and opportunities for schools and SOF, Marines if you want an overall culture with a somewhat higher quality floor but less pay, slower promotions, and fewer schools. I went Army, sometimes I regret not going Marines due to how shitty my first unit was, sometimes I feel like I lucked out due to how shitty things went for the Marines I know who switched branches.

Also you can't really say if you want to make a career of it until you do your first contract and then some, imo. One contract = 90% of your career is being a Joe and executing the mission, 20 year career = 80% of your career is being an NCO (or warrant officer or commissioned officer, depending on if you go to WOCS or OCS later on) and planning/managing/resourcing the mission and the personnel involved. The latter can be fulfilling for the right person but you won't really know if you're that kind of person or not until you get there.

>>63989741
>Most of the people you are in boot with will not be seen again.
Really? So there's no point in being friendly or anything like that?

>>63989674
Branch? If navy then my A1 choice advice is to worm your way onto either laundry or bathroom team. When you feel a divisional beating coming on (trust me, you WILL learn to feel it coming ahead of time very quickly), you can fuck off to go clean something vital and miss it.

You could also just learn to embrace the suck and deal with it. Working out is fun (just don't forget to pretend that you hate it).

>>63989905
Dawg don't be retarded. You might see them again and might not, doesn't mean you should be an asshole. Being able to work with people you don't necessarily like is a critical skill for being in the military in general and basic is the place to learn it.

>>63989905
By which I mean being a suck up to authority

>>63989905
Basic will be a lot more enjoyable if you are friendly with most everyone. I ended up being roommates with two people who were in my boot camp division two years after we graduated. You never know when a connection will pay off.

>>63989927
Yeah my mistake, exasperating

ASVAB just came in. 99, have a meme degree with a decent GPA. In the process for Army National Guard. Am I being retarded? How do I get the best possible job/what should I look for in my contract?
>inb4 wtf are you doing
I have no idea. I need a job.
Thanks for your help bros

>>63989956
Wat?
NG is not a job unless you can survive on like $200/mo

>>63981159
If you’re going to fort sill you’re going to get tortured, I’m glad I went to Fort Jackson.

>>63984570
We’ll be glad that at least you didn’t pick 35T, the AIT school is long as shit and it’s hard as a motherfucker, fuck me I should’ve picked an easier mos….

>>63989956
Well you gave us hardly anything to work with, but you're browsing 4chan and your brain seems to be wrinkly so go 17C I guess.

>>63988858
That might be what I do, I'm not completely sure. I'm going to the recruiter's office as soon as I can to get some info. I'll just be honest about my situation.
>>63988903
Yeah you're right. As far as the officer recruiter is concerned I'm still aiming for a commission. But hopefully talking to an enlisted recruiter will give me an idea of my options on that side.

Thank you guys for the responses.
I'm feeling like quite the failure at the moment, but I at least I have ways to move forward.

>>63989978
I wasn't kidding when I asked if I was being retarded. Even PT NG apparently pays like $1100 a month tho? Which I can definitely live on if true.
Anyway, recruiter said that there are proper full time jobs too... I think, unless I misunderstood him. I don't really know what's going on -- this whole thing has been a sort of unemployment fever dream.
Sorry for slow response, turbo filtered by
>Please wait a while before making a post (120)
>>63990028
What specifically do you want? I'm fantastic with languages, want something in either operations, communications, or admin. Dream job would be something rated to emergency response/counter-terorrism. No idea how qualified I am or otherwise, but the test number is apparently high and I'm reasonably /fit/. Cyber Ops seems cool, haven't really thought about that field but I'm at least tech-literate enough to kludge together a PC.
Thanks again for responding. Dogshit captcha delay on this site is making it impossible to reply properly, will be up in a few hours.

>>63990157
There are full time Guard positions... but you have to specifically apply for them. If you join the Guard now you're not getting one right away.
Go active duty if you're desperate for a job. For Army jobs, the best picks are 17C and 35N, imo.

What really is the difference between SEAL team 6 and the other SEAL teams? Is it just funding and toys? or is there really something totally different?

>>63990177
>>63990157
Yes do regular army, 35n 3year contract meme
Beware if you are unmarried, prepare to live in barracks with cave people

>Dream job would be something rated to emergency response/counter-terorrism
Why army and not uscg?
You could end up responding to a SAR emergency day 1 out of boot camp. If you pick being an ME you are guaranteed opportunities to do counter terror or counter narcotics hands-on. Or be an OS and run comms+coordinate entire cases from behind the scenes.

thumbs up for our NCOs!

>>63990509
ST6 is a tier 1 asset that falls under JSOC, SEALs are a tier 2 asset under SOCOM/NAVSPECWAR. They're similar to Rangers or Green Berets in terms of mission sets and funding and size. ST6 is more similar to Delta Force.

>>63990509
SEAL Team 6 are more involved in the illegal drug running / child sex trafficking blackmail operations side of things. A remnant of the stuff MACV-SOG did in the Phoenix Program in Vietnam, and similar to intelligence operations run by guys like Epstein.

lmao

>>63981159
lol you're not gonna make it

>>63981159
>Fort Sill

Lmao
That place is a shithole. You'll do fine. Take deep breaths, its all a game meant to get you used to the rules. Make sure to wear sunscreen and drink water. GL with all the fentanyl in the dust

>Only got a 53 on my practice Asvab
I know part of it can be attributed to being out of high school for years but HOLY FUCK I NEED TO STUDY because IIRC you need way higher for any decent jobs that aren't grunt work right?
Going air force.

>>63991525
>the guy who's going to fire on American civilians when ordered to do so has a sub-80 IQ
lol, figures

>3N0X5
It said it was called photojournalist but everything I've read has called it just public relations. Do these guys actually get to go to war zones to photograph shit?

>>63991630
You can end up like that ArmyStrang loser on Twitter running interference for Epstein associates all day lol

>>63991635
I just wanna take photos.

>>63991656
You can do that without signing your life away to a bunch of pedophiles lmao

>>63991656
>>63991657
for example, this ugly fucker has covered plenty of wars, on the ground. you should read some of his work

>>63991656
>>63991657
>>63991661
oops forgot pic lol

Current army infantry officer. Can answer questions about ROTC/ranger school/airborne/officer life in general.

>>63991800
Should the Epstein files be released?

>>63991800
Do Army officers get contract options (like 4, 19, 40) too?
What's the least you've slept over the course of a week?
What's the most based weapon you've used?
Do you think you'll ever see combat?
Did ROTC pay your tuition?
Did ROTC pay you?
Why didn't Pat Tillman commission?

>>63992114
>Why didn't Pat Tillman commission?
Because he actually wanted to work for a living. He was a real patriot who wanted to serve his country on the front lines, and that's why he was murdered.

>>63990177
>>63990959
Didn't end up signing anything yet.
Coast Guard was actually perfect for what I wanted to do, I think, but I took my time (2 weeks?) sending in initial paperwork and when I did the recruiter never got back to me. She never met with me in person, we only ever sent messages digitally. At the time, I definitely wasn't thinking "military is what I want to do with my life". Now I'm much more interested.
These NG AGR positions do look pretty miserable. Everyone everywhere seems to say that it's better to just go Active Army for a full-time job. I think the only thing holding me back from branching out again is that the recruiter for NG was awesome, absurdly competent, and I want to hear his offer now that I've done my part.
If I'm not impressed, how do I ensure I get a different recruiter from the CG office? I don't want to talk to the same chick I did before. Is that normal?
thanks for listening to my blogpost frens

>>63992114
You don't get contracts in the same way enlisted do. Before you commission you'll compete for your branch, which determines where you go. You can offer a couple extra years on your contract to get a better shot at a specific duty station, but it's not worth it in my opinion unless you're dead set on a specific location. The only way to guarantee airborne school is getting an airborne unit. If you get good grades in college and are in good shape, the odds of getting what you want tilt in your favor. If you want to go to the ranger regiment, at least as an infantry officer, you do some time at your first duty station then apply.
Least I've slept was around 1 hour per night in mountains at ranger school.
Most based weapon is the .50 on a CROWS. Just like a video game.
Doubt I'll see combat. But you never know.
ROTC paid for 3 years of college. 4 year scholarships are available as well.
ROTC paid me maybe a grand a semester. There were also some random payments like uniform allowances and you get paid during summer training. I always had enough beer money in college.
I don't know why he didn't commission. But if all you want to do is play with guns and be in the fight, enlisting is the way to go. Officers aren't trigger pullers.

>>63992329
What are your thoughts on why Pat Tillman was murdered by another soldier?

>>63991800
Medfag officer here, my perception is that we are all goofballs and the rest of the army resents how we get away with not knowing which foot is left. Truth?

>>63992451
Would you render medical aid to a wounded enemy combatant?

>>63992381
I more or less buy that it was an accident. Fratricide happens. A massive amount of tactics is just trying to prevent it.

>>63992462
You don't think it's a little convenient that he was a propaganda goldmine during the invasion of Afghanistan and that once he realized how stupid and pointless the whole boondoggle was once we invaded Iraq and had planned to start speaking out against the war, he was killed?

>>63992451
Every medo I've worked with has been reasonably squared away, even if they are goofballs. I guess the senior medics do a good job fixing you guys.

>>63992459
If they make it to my aid station, I am obligated by the Hippocratic Oath to treat them. I am not obligated to forgoe the treatment of more injured friendly soldiers first. If its a combatant bleeding out vs a stubbed toe, they'll be seen first.


Easy solution? Don't get them to my aid station.

>>63992544
Solution? It's not a problem.

>>63992562
of course not, why would it be?

>>63992593
Why would you need a solution for something that is not a problem?

>>63992596
What, precisely, are you achieving with this exchange?

>>63992615
The same thing literally every single post ever made on this website in the past 22 years has achieved: passing the time.

>>63992820
me looking at any clips of the US military

>>63992910
If ur someone who lurks here and watches military clips all day. U have it in u to serve. It’s nothing crazy it’s just they need ppl like u that want to volunteer. It’s not a path u can force onto someone. So if u have that speak to a recruiter. I suggest u choose 1 and not have the hassle of dealing w multiple recruiters. GL anon. Every branch and every school is full rn. A new generation is enlisting. Just a thought for fomo shit

>>63992543
The medics are awesome, some really inspiring soldiers. Nothing but respect for doc. I feel bad they only get like EMS cert or whatever through the army, I'd like to make a point during my career to mentor any that want to take their career to med school.

>>63993031
I'd sooner kill myself than join the military lol

How does advanced education work for army officers? I understand that many get their master’s or even a doctorate. What if I wanted to get a law degree instead. Is that possible or would I have to leave the army and then use my GI Bill?

Another question: is there anything I really need to know as an older candidate seeking a commission? I’m 32 and would probably be 33 when I get to OCS assuming I can get my age waiver at all.

>>63993278
Nah dude try it. Be an applicant first and see what’s up

>>63993424
I'm 32 years old lol.

>>63993450
>>63980357?

So while working can you listen to something like an MP3 player with audiobooks?

>>63993450
> I'm 32 years old lol
So what nigga

Is there any way to guarantee being in an Army airborne division? Am I able to ask my recruiter? Infantry if that matters.

>>63993806
option 4

>>63993890
Is this something a recruiter is likely to be ok with/work with me on?

>>63993904
Yes just say you want an option 4
If that's not available an option 19 for Fort Bragg, Vicenza, or JBER/Fort Wainwright will do it

>>63992266
CG recruiters are always overwhelmed with demand and will only make time for people that politely but firmly nag them. You are not supposed to show up to their office without an appointment but you totally could, they are used to that.

prior suicide attempt when I was 17 and it's very serious and obvious (GSW, still have a massive scar from it)... that was nearly 9 years ago now and after working in trades and doing school off and on I'm thinking about the Navy, wanna be a corpsman or do something medical

am i fucked? its not the end of the world if i cant enlist but i dont take medicine and im well adjusted and fine without it... don't drink or do drugs either i just was being a bitch when i was a teenager and thought that i wanted a way out

prob should just talk to a recruiter or some shit but also i really dont know if this is something i should bring up, im sure its in my medical records as a suicide attempt due to severity but it was also so long ago?

>>63994793
That’s huge dude idk man. Army?? Gotta ask them on that one fr. I hope u doin good now. Gotta stress that ur fine now all that shit. Good luck

>>63993295
Master's degrees aren't like bachelor's, theres a general expectation you have a job and the coursework is part time. You can get a Master's in anything. Navy might send you to get a different Master's degree mid-career if your first one is irrelevant, don't know about Army or Marines. Air Force doesn't seem to care as long as you get one by mid career

>>63995085
Depends on the subject. Science masters programs are pretty much a full time job within themselves. Business masters are like night gigs.

Medical record and report say hospital? Where show me. Hospital is for serious bodily injuries. Doesn't seem urgent whats so ever. Are you fucking stupid? Fire these retards. Thats a big lawsuit coming down on you prosecutors. They see this message. Pay time. 8th amendment all summer long.

Lets say theoretically my mom was a retard and got me 'treated' for a mental illness I'm certain I don't actually have. ADHD, I was like most children and just didn't want to sit still or pay attention in class.
If I haven't been medicated for it in 5+ (officially five, but hadn't been medicated for longer) years am I still fucked if they find out? I'm thinking of going and seeing a psychiatrist to get tested just to have a doctor officially say I'm not fucked in the head. I'm just worried because this shit is all in my school records which I'm sure they check.

>>63995271
Yeah, you're fucked. Don't waste your time.

>>63995271
All of this is easy to find. If you dont meet these criteria, you're golden.

>>63995404
Fuck off, chang

And while we're at it, anchor post for people with med DQ questions.
Tell me branch and what you're concerned about.

>>63995443
>Had an IEP when I was 15
Welp, guess I'm fucked unless I can get a waiver or shit. Thanks Anon.

>>63995271
When the Meps doctor asks u if u ever had an iep,adhd say no. That’s it. My recruiter stressed that shit b4 Meps. He said if u say yes I can’t help u and u’ll be bared from serving

>>63995473
>Meps doctor asks u if u ever had an iep,adhd say no
Don't they look into your school records and check? Kind of hard to lie about something that's documented like that.

>>63995470
Yep, waiver time if they find it. I wont advocate for lying, you can either tell the truth and hope they'll work with you on a waiver or take your chances. I was upfront about a couple of injuries and got them med boarded and things worked out.

>>63995547
I'll have to hope for a waiver. There's not a chance they don't find out. Though I'm starting to realize I'm fucked and should just look at something other than the military. Thanks.

>>63995555
Checked
If your recruiter wont work with you find another, or another, or another, or even another branch. I feel you might be able to get a waiver with a good letter, explain how you've improved, show that you don't need it anymore. What have you done since then that might prove your case?

>>63995475
No they don’t if you don’t tell them. Dude you want into the delayed entry program? Just say no. I promise u. Good luck brother

>>63995559
Well I bounced between a couple jobs. The longest being office work I did pretty well in. Though sadly it's gonna show up as me not coming in one day and getting let go. Basically, during covid, my father got so sick he needed a transplant and I had to put my entire life on hold one day to take care of him. So I've got essentially a massive void between high school and now of no real meaningful work experience aside from one year of said office job and temp work before I physically could not get a job because of commitments to being a caretaker for a long time.
Over all it doesn't exactly look great on paper.

>>63995607
Im no recruiter, but taking care of your sick family is a good excuse for a gap in your resume to me.

>>63993295
It's possible to go to law school while you're in the army as long as you're fine with being a jag. You can apply to be a jag while you're doing undergrad and head to law school straight after commissioning. From what I understand it's pretty difficult to get selected for that though.
Another option is the funded legal education program. Lieutenants can apply for it, and you'll go to law school with the understanding that you'll be obligated to stay in for additional years as a jag. You can go to pretty much any law school you can get into, and I think you still make active duty pay while you attend. I could be wrong about that.
There's a bunch of other programs and scholarships that allow officers to do grad school in all kinds of fields while they're in. But all of them result in additional time on your contract

>>63995696
I know. But it doesn't look that great when combined with the fact that as a teenager I was a lazy fuck. Mixed with the fact I was a generally combative asshole back then who would actively refuse to do anything an authority figure told me to do and would settle for the bare minimum of what I had to do.
>Why bother getting good grades? All I need is to score high on the asvab?
>I got an 89 on the asvab. Why bother doing the SAT? I'm just going to guess all the questions so I can go home and play call of duty. Not like I'm going to college anyways.

>>63995448
Do I need to declare whether I have had a procedure to identify a possible health issue that determined I was in good health? I had a colonoscopy to determine if I had some sort of GI autoimmune disorder, but thankfully we determined it was just a dietary issue and spasming of my colon that caused GI pain. I'm thinking that I have to report it because of the anesthesia, but wanted your take on this

>>63996716
Rofl. Hey everyone, this guy's colon was spasming!

>>63996732
Bro it really was rough, worst pain I've ever experienced because of how dreadful it feels to not know the cause.

Why do we still have airborne units? Under what circumstance would we ever do a static line jump into a combat zone in modern day?

Holy shit, an E9 at work. Fort Hood again. You will be working under him or someone just like him.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/07/17/fort-hood-senior-noncommissioned-officer-arrested-second-time-child-sex-assault-charges.html

>also charged in 2021 and still allowed to rank up
https://www.kxxv.com/hometown/bell-county/harker-heights-pd-arrest-43-year-old-man-for-sexual-assault-of-a-child-indecency-with-a-child-sexual-contact

The secret:
Go Army,
Go 35N/P (gamble with S),
Go airborne.

>trusted my recruiter about my employment history and a few other things being "not a big deal"
>sign off on my sf86 full of his lies
>flagged for a clearance interview
>investigator does not give a fuck about the "but muh recrooter said" excuse
I'm retarded, and probably going to jail bros, gg

>>63996969
The higher the rank, the less trouble can get in.
>Fort Hood again
What's their problem? Do other branches have their own equivalents?

>>63980976
Is HPSP strictly scholarship or are you paid as if you were on active duty? I see the payback is shorter than the USU program, so I assume no

>>63996933
Take a look at how far behind our enemies are.

>>63997097
The only lie is you trying to join, fattie

>>63997241
Nope, its a stipend. It goes up every few years but right now its ~$2500/mo. Active duty pay during active duty time. If I was single without kids I would be laughing but I have a wife and two little midgets stealing my entire paycheck.

>>63996716
Nope. Don't report it. Its light sedation anyways.

>>63997263
I'm sworn in with a ship date and everything, but now I'm freaking the fuck out because the investigator from peraton made it sound like I am 1000% fucked. I was doing some research and it seems like most of the people who have actually been prosecuted were lying about them being connected to extremist groups though so I don't really know man.

Neverposted here, 99'd my ASVAB and cleared my medical background check. Whoever is waiting on their 91F ship date, just quit now and give me my spot!

>>63996969
Of course it's a non-White

Why are Submarine captains O5 commanders instead of actual full bird O6 captains?

>>63996969
>second time
bro what is wrong with the Army ahahahahahaha

>>63997379
>peraton
Can you tell those faggots to stop rejecting my applications?

>>63995445
post gun + passport

>>63998463
navy hates submarines, why else?

is getting assigned a fort for BCT just playing the lottery? whats the chance I get sent to diddledick ville (jackson) over the regular ones? MOS dependent?

>91E

It's been my one year mark in the corp. Spent 8 months of that time in 29 palms in comms repair course. I want to die and I hope getting out into the fleet next month will make life more bearable.

>>63999564
MOS dependent. A 91E will be Jackson.

>>63999792
Fuck my stupid chud life, well I guess basic will be easy.

>>63989905
>Not being a joyous person who makes frens with everyone regardless if youre going to see them again or not

NGMI

If I don't find a job in the next few months I'm going to contact an officer recruiter come the new year. I'm thinking supply will be kushy.

Did you enlist at or around 30?
Should I?
I can lift heavy shit, run, and shoot, and I'm tired of my current life.

>>64000989
Gotta PT every single day. Gotta get ur own DAILY workout/stretching routine. Legs,knees, running, pushups, flutter kicks. DIET. Everyday from speaking to recruiter to boot camp. Are you ready for that commitment? Then in boot camp PT everyday with no hand holding/n going home at night.

I washed out of Army BCT back in 2019 but I want to enlist in the Air Force now. Is that possible? I don't know if I count as prior service or not.

>>63999810
could be worse. Could be fort sill.

>>64001238
What's your RE code?

>>63999037
Ur turn chang

>>64001881
>t3
naice
>height over bore
uh

>>64000989
I commissioned at 29

How the FUCK do you date in the military?
I'm lonely as hell. Moving every 3 years definitely doesn't help.

>>64001952
I stayed single and just enjoyed soaphouses. My last week I had a fling with a chick, first time I had without paying for it.

I'm currently IR but finding a job is getting hard and G.I bennies only go so far. Is there anyone here with experience with prior service recruiters? Or just going back to active in general?

Stupid question but during your basic combat training are you allowed to bring in your own boots if they're Army Authorized? I own a pair of LOWA's that I hike with every day.

Question from someone already in.

By some stroke of luck Ive bumbled myself from a job that was okay, to a job I might fucking love but I dont have any firsthand experience with. My unit is starting an FPV builders course and I was put in one of the first classes, which is the best road into getting hours in the sims and getting sent to pilot school.

I know the fundamentals of drone function and operation, but I dont trust Army education to actually teach me everything. I spent 25 years of my life playing flight games, flight sims, anything I could fly I did. I want to get out the the army with at least a few years of experience and try it out for a living.

>>64003459
What was ur question

>>64003377
checked and no. The Army doesnt trust you to know your own shoe size, a gaggle of 50 year old black woman will decide for you. It will take 3 hours.

>>64003462

Is FPV experience in the Army a good springboard to become an FPV pilot for filming etc. OR, working in building drones. I feel like this is my chance to jump on an emerging technology.

>>64003464
>tfw had to go to CIF three times in 6 weeks and got sent home with $1.3k worth of shit ill have to keep track of my entire career

>>64003516

Im pretty sure at least a few hundred dollars worth of bullshit got eaten under the floorboards of my Stryker.

>>64003464
motherfuckers, im gonna sneak in some Dr. Scholls then or something

>>64003855
Just ask to go to sick call one day because your feet hurt or something. I can't guarantee it, but I could've sworn that inserts were something that they might've had.

What MOS do I go for a chance to permanently finger fuck an Mp5? Can't help it, I've got a problem.

>>64004399
It doesn't exist. There's a small chance that if you become an 18 series, you MIGHT have a chance to use one every so often, but I'd bet that it'd only be during meme range days while on a deployment; even then, you'd need to have it on hand (not every group has some just lying around). Moreover, you're going to be a shithead new guy for a while even though you'll be a SGT/SSG green beret, and nobody is going to let you do anything that cool.

MAYBE, if you join a special missions unit, you MIGHT have a chance to run an MP5, but technically anybody can do that. They're often not going to select you if you don't have a deployment, though. You don't have to necessarily be a green beret or ranger for that either.

tl;dr It doesn't exist. You're probably retarded. If you honestly want to try, go 35N (airborne), 35P (airborne) or become an 18 series (green beret), get a deployment or two under your belt at a group, and then get selected for a SMU like CAG or something. Good luck, it'll be, like, 4-6 years of your life at a minimum for a very remote chance of that.

>>64004530
lifes not fair... thanks for letting me know.

>>64004399
That requires wealth. You don't associate your name with an MOS and expect wealth or influence.

Start a small business in your hometown, help your community in some fashion, instead of running off to daddy govt.

>>64004665
>You don't associate your name with an MOS and expect wealth or influence.
Or just sell drugs like every SNCO

>>64001872
3 like most other BCT washouts. I will need a pretty serious waiver.

>>64005498
You can always try but keep in mind that the Air Force can afford to be picky with recruits. Be up front about it so you don't waste time with them only to get shot down.

>>64006009
Should I wait until the start of the new fiscal year in October to contact them or should I call them now?

>>63990509
>Is it just funding and toys?

Yes. ST6 trains and deploys more. They also test weapons, equipment, and tactics that may be dispersed to other teams. Hence the name development group (DEVGRU).

>or is there really something totally different?

Because they train more they get first dibs on missions. Being that we're in peace time, regular SEAL teams are not going to be used because ST6 is going to get all the missions.

Your in a Spanish colony fighting wars for Jewish interests

>>63988858
>>63990139
if you end up enlisting be aware that maintenance jobs suck, I am a little over 2 years in as a Jet Troop and holy fuck the hours are long and the work is hard
example of a typical day
>>be me
>> Go into work
>>no engine work to do chillin
>>NCOIC says theres crew chief stuff to do
>>8 hours laying in a wheel well
>>go home
>>repeat
Unless you are a masochist (like me) or enjoy mechanical work (also me) dont do it

>>63991525
buy a book, without studying I got a on the practice 20, after studying my official score was 79

THE ENTIRE PLANET IS WATCHING

>>64006199
Even if I get a high scores in the ASVAB?

>>64006378
What does that even mean?

>>64006429
An analogy: What if I scored really well on the Walmart Assessment Test? i.e. I was the top 1%. Surely that's the path to the good life, right?


https://www.jobtestprep.com/walmart-assessment-test
https://www.graduatesfirst.com/amazon-assessment-tests

>currently in college studying computer engineering
>probably going to be unemployed afterward because shit job market, planning to join the navy or air force for some cyber mos if that's the case
Should I just join ROTC so I don't have to go through the trouble of trying to get accepted for OCS later on?

>>64006064
Might as well do it now, and then again after the new FY if they say no. Just keep in mind they might tell you to fuck off both times.

>>64006719
Damn. What’s the next best thing after the Air Force? Just in case they do tell me fuck off.

>>64006625
Do you think you can handle the additional work of being in the ROTC?

>>64007459
Up to you bro. I don't know your life or circumstances.
What are you trying to join the Air Force for? What specific jobs are you interested in?

>>64007459
Whatever other enlisted veterans get up to.

Shoulda asked when I posted >>63998385, but anyone have any experience, firsthand or otherwise, with 12P? Worth consideration if I have no passion for electrical work?

>>64009146
You'd be better off than most fags. Get a good look at how many electricians are in your home town, pick their brains.
https://www.getjobber.com/academy/electrical/how-to-start-electrical-business/

>>64009146
If you totally hate electric work you might hate it but if you're neutral it might be okay.
The MOS has low promotion points for NCO ranks and high bonuses because people generally get out after one contract and make bank. Generally you'll do tons of training with industry (TWI) during your contract, which also helps pad your resume. IIRC the only places you can be stationed as active duty 12P are Hawaii, Georgia, and DC.
As much as I hate reddit, I'd recommend doing a quick search on there to see what current/former 12Ps have said about their experiences. This site kinda sucks for easily searchable, detailed records like that.

BRITBONG QUESTION
lets say i take testosterone and want to join the British army reserves (not fully enlist)
What are the chances of getting away with it
Can i stop, enlist then get in and just keep doing roids. Will they find out?

>>64009685
Look, just pray you don't have any side-effects or labwork done because it's super easy to tell

t. medfag

>>64009180
>>64009518
Appreciate the responses, will follow up with the leads.

>>64009923
Well they do a fucking medical check on entry dont they but after that do they bother or not

I had a nightmare that I was still living in Germany. Can I claim PTSD from getting stationed there?

>>63990139
I've decided I'm going to enlist. I want to go for logistics, it's appealing to me.
>>64006199
Yeah I already knew to avoid maintenance, props to you guys, but it's not for me. Thank you for your reply and for confirming.

>>64010245
Depends whappened and who can corroborate it.

>>64010278
>logichad
nice

>>63999748
>29 palms
I'm sorry
At least it's only up from here

>>64011189
I actually got my orders to be stationed in 29 Palms Arty unit. Just found out yesterday. I want to kill myself already. Anyone got advice? lol

any1 know about caf sigint specialist postings
shipping out soon
how long does clearance take if at ts level

>30 with no job experience
>bachelors in criminal justice
do I join the army

I have a question for army reserve people, I just processed into a unit 2 months ago, I was told I was good to not do AT because I did air assault earlier this year.

Is there any punishment of skipping AT if I have a list of valid reasons ranging from financial to my rotator cuff being literally torn and I can't carry a weapon or bag?

>>64014815
Yes, but commission instead of enlisting.

Do sailors get their own bedrooms ?

Where are the orgies at DLI? I was told DLI was chock full of them. Instead I'm just spitting traditional game instead trying to get lucky?

>>64015697
Since posters might misunderstand.
I have a CS degree, am interested in signing up as a Marine Technician for the Royal Canadian Navy due to the current job market. I would like to spend my spare time studying, which is best done alone.

>>63998385 here, forget 12P, I got my spot in 91F! Maybe I'll reclass 12P in the far future but I'm a happy camper.

>>63981159
I'm an autist that made it through Leonard Wood recently, If you're a lethargic autist like me you'll be fine, in fact the other trainees and even DS's adored me as a forrest gump type character. If you're a CWC type autist you'll have trouble though, I had to take an autistic self admitted /k/fag under my wing once he got voted out of the other platoon. He ended up catching an EO case for telling a retarded 4chan joke to the black guys, so just make an attempt to be normal and follow directions and you're golden. There will be chaotic "oh shit" moments, but when that happens just think of it like a game or stage play where you all have roles and everything just falls into place.

FY25 is about to end in a few months. Do I contact a officer recruiter now or wait until the new FY? I'm prior enlisted, college degree, but unemployed for two years. I've been living off the money saved while I was in and the GI bill. I already have a hunch the AF will reject me because they're not-too-fond of prior enlisted, and I'm too old for the marines without a waiver. Leaving me two options Navy and Army, I know SF is an option but I would assume they have even stricter standards than the AF. I was in the Navy so going back would be an easy adjustment, but I know JO life in the Navy fucking sucks unless you're in Aviation.

I have a "meme" degree in Organizational Leadership, so my options are more than likely only going to be in supply/admin. Any JOs in either the Army or Navy want to give me a 411 of what it's like in the service currently?

>>64017796
Talk to a recruiter since they'll be able to give you better info on whether to wait for the next FY.
As far as the army is concerned, you can get almost any branch you want if you're relatively smart and fit. If you want to do admin or supply go for it, but your options aren't that limited. JO life in the army depends a lot on your branch and unit. Your battalion's leadership, culture, and optempo will determine how shitty your life is. But I can't really speak to anything outside of an IBCT.

>>64017941
>fit
Yeah, I got a beer gut, love me Busch Lights. I'll have to lose weight regardless of what branch I decide to go into. I'll send an email out to an officer recruiter hopefully they don't ignore me.

>want to get back in the army
>consider reserves / natty
>only want it to scratch the itch I miss in the military
>thinking 11b
>remember drone warfare is the new cat's pajamas
>infantry obsolescence is impending
Feelsbadman.jpg

why do we even have allies
a real superpower would capture them all
pussy ass trump u faggot commie

>>63997039
Counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/525th_Expeditionary_Military_Intelligence_Brigade

>>64019117
>EMIB
disgusting

would joining the military for purpose of getting a VA loan be retarded? fucking housing is impossible nowadays

>>64019833
Most sellers don't want to deal with the VA appraisal (= actualy is inspection) so you will be bottom of the pile if market is tight

>>64019925
damn didn't know this. thanks

>>63997039
What about this plan but the Natty Guard?

>>64019266
Redpill me on this, i am trying to decide between option 19 or airborne in my contract (35N)

>>63979896 (OP)
>3 recruiting centers in my area
>Air Force, Navy, and Army.
>Call Air Force and Navy recruiting offices
>No one answers
>Army always answers immediately

Are the AF and Navy really doing this on purpose? I've called in 2 different areas with the same branches and they all do the same thing. Is everyone only joining the AF and Navy and not Army?

I guess a better question to ask is, which branch wants and needs more people?

>>64021108
Dude just show up don’t call

when applying for civilian jobs can i get veteran's preference if i was only a reservist who never deployed?

>>64021518
>Dude just show up don’t call
They don't like it when people call huh?

>>64021969
They usually go to school to find unsuspecting seniors, so if ur older they expect u to come in yourself. Sometimes a voicemail inbox could be full. Something like that.

>>63986610
Why not?

I'm joining either Air Force or Army. If I do really well on the asvab, what job should I take for best prospects post service in the job market?

who else /tuck/ gang when they did BCT? I always had my trousers tucked into my boots.

>>64020630
Basically for 35N there are two worlds
>FORSCOM
>INSCOM
If you love working in an office, Microsoft Excel, and possibly working side by side with real glowniggers then you want INSCOM, which means you want to be stationed at Fort Meade, San Antonio, Fort Gordon, or Hawaii (500th MI).
If you love contributing to a tactical unit and direction finding and shit and also fucking love the motor pool and railhead and NTC and deployments to Poland then you want FORSCOM. Bragg, Stewart, Drum, JBER, JBLM, Bliss, Hood, Riley, Italy, Germany, Korea, or Hawaii (25th ID).
525th EMIB is basically just a FORSCOM MI unit that happens to support the 18th Abn Corps. If you want the full INSCOM experience you won't get it there. If you want FORSCOM then you've got it.

Yes you can also go to a SOCOM unit, either by passing RASP and going to the RMIB or going to SF group support, but guess what, their shit is way more similar to FORSCOM than they would like to admit. Definitely nicer than being in a shitty IEW battalion at Fort Riley or whatever but still very different than what you would get up to at Fort Meade.

>>64021969
>They don't like it when people call huh?
If they fielded every phone call from retards that will never join, they’d be answering phones all day. Showing up at least shows you’re interested enough to move your fat ass to the recruiting station. They can also see how fat you are when you walk in.

Army answers your calls because they’re desperate.

>>64019930
Ignore that anon. Plenty of people use their VA loan and it’s a huge benefit.

Expansion is imminent!

>>64024945
No it isn't, quit fantasizing about being american, jeet. We don't want you here.

>>64024950
Is Donald Trump, the God Emperor a Jeet?

>>64024957
Huh, no snide remark yet. I guess he went to cry to the mods and apply some soothing cream to his butt instead.

>>64025206
Maybe he's just waiting to drill you at the ymca.

>>64025215
There's the non-argument I expected Reddit to make.

>>64025222
you should probably go back there then

>>64025243
In response to a snide ad-hominem, I made an argument, something the redditor is incapable of due to brain issues. Try again.

>>64025255
>snide ad-hominum
>more reddit shit
you really do need to go back

>>64025271
>Still no arguments
Excellent Reddit credentials, but we're on 4chan.

>>63979896 (OP)
Going MP
What am I In for?

>>64025321
Did your tourism start in 2016 or earlier?

>>64025342
Gate guard and pulling people over for going 5 over the limit.

>>64025342
Fast pass to cop once out, gl, hope you make it and pull 2 pensions

>>64025342
Modern Adonis

Long story short, I am an Australian (white) and I want to join the US military. Australia is a commie police state and I fully believe in the American way of life. I could go the super slow route of immigrating as a civilian but I would much prefer to just immediately join the military. I score very well on tests and I'm physically fit, so I know I can do well, it's just the recruitment process. I've talked to recruiters on the phone/email and they get weird with me when the greencard topic comes up. I know for a fact they have backchannels for illegal mexicans who have no documents and barely speak english. Do I need to be there in person for that to happen? My preference is a job in the airforce on bomber maintenance or something but really I'm happy to be a grunt in the marines if it means I get to be an American. Any advice is appreciated.

>>64025745
>https://www.youtube.com/@82acresfarm
I wish you a lot of success. If the land of the free doesn't work out, then try Russia.

>>64022538
There are a lot of military jobs with good prospects in the civilian world. The true question is what interests you.

I am in the Air Force application page and I do not know what to put. I washed out of BCT in 2019 but I do not know if that counts as previously serving.

>>63979896 (OP)
>>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
>No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
>tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries as your co-workers


morally obligated to say this is bullshit every time i see this thread

>>64026829
>>64026829
>>64026829