Thread 63984962

Meanwhile at the /k/abin in the woods…

Welp, time to jack off to anime titties for the 10th time today!

Look it’s Bigfoot

Is that static radio tuning noise coming from the woods out back something I should be worried about? It kinda feels like there's something out there.

>>63984962 (OP)
Keep that fire roaring anons, I'm gonna make us some brownies.

When do we restart production?

>>63985193
>When do we restart production?
Would the Mormon Caliphate permit us to start a /k/olony there?

>>63985193
>>63985208
Oh wait...
>Colorado
Dunno where I thought I read Utah there, guess we basically need the FBI's permission then since they for whatever reason decided to make that their new headquarters for whatever reason... Or was that some other alphabet soup agency?

>>63985173
I think I'll pass this time.

>>63984962 (OP)
Outhouse is clogged

>>63985230
I'd tell you to use the other outhouse, but I already clogged that one.

>>63985193
10/10 would join
A cause worth dying for

>>63984962 (OP)
Where's the bride you promised me?!

>>63984962 (OP)
>Feds could be out there, he thought

Can someone go out back to make sure the chickens are fine?

>>63985229
>this time.

>>63985300
There is blood and feathers everywhere. I don't see any chickens though.

Well time to go for a walk and collect some berries

>>63984962 (OP)
>day 3
>things are going pretty good, besides some hygiene issues and minor 'tism the /k/abin is pretty peaceful, though some guy keeps making brownies that nobody eats
>day 7
>some /k/ommamdos brought back a doe. I... I thought it was for eating but the ball gag and bondage harness they force her to wear proves otherwise. Her bleeting and cries keep me up at night
>day 8
>I tried... I tried to free the doe... but she just stood there, staring blankly. I never should have come here
>day 11
>the first death, two /k/ommamdos shot each other after arguing about their carry caliber, turns out that 9mm just means you bleed out 5 seconds longer than a .45
>we divided their gear and weapons and forbid any other duels
>day 13
>someone has gone missing, we waited until dawn to go searching and searched in a grid pattern for a 5 mile radius
>some hunterfags found his tracks, but they just... dissappear
>there is half a footstep in mud, as if he jumped or was hauled off his feet
>no other tracks or signs of struggle
>we secure the /k/abin and sleep in shifts
>day 14
>all of our vehicles were sabotaged, batteries, spark plugs, even the FUEL is missing
>even a fucking Telsa Cybertruck battery is GONE
>we can't leave
>day 17
>someone else has gone missing, this time from our perimeter
>one of the deer rapists, who against procedure went out for some midnight pussy
>his tracks too dissappear into thin air
>we are all scared now
>day 19
>someone was taken from inside the cabin
>we dont know how, but we're all sleeping in the main room now
>day 20
>another one of us vanished, this time during the DAY
>he was using the outhouse, with a buddy, and he disappeared
>even our trail cams caught nothing and there are no tracks
>there are only 3 of us now
>day 21
>another one of us gone
>I... I just looked away for a second....
>we now sleep back to back, and tied a rope around each other
>LAST ENTRY
>I AM ALONE
>THEY ARE ALL HERE

>>63985366
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>63984962 (OP)
What the fuck fellas, we just dug this outhouse a week ago

>>63985352
Fuck, derl must've gotten them.
Someone guard the outside and make sure he doesn't come back.

I killed an anon in the woods a few weeks ago. I wanted to see how close I could get before he noticed me, but the urge overtook me when I finally reached him and I blew his head off with my Walker. No clue who he was.
It's in me now. I stayed at a campsite a few days later with 2 anons. Ended up stoving both their heads in with a rock. Haven't been able to stop since. Bayoneted 3 men just yesterday. Can't remember how many I've got in total. 30 or 40 I'd say. Won't stop now.

>>63985530
What was that about you blowing someone in the woods and having someone inside of you?

>>63984962 (OP)
*Quietly flexes*

>>63985796
>yep, that's wood

>>63985796
Can the local cannibal anon please eat norktard

>>63985538
You're about to find out. I watched you post that.

>>63985819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLt98WxrYAw

>>63985814
It is a very informative book, it and it's companion should be on everyone's shelf.

>>63985819
About that...I wouldn't worry about it.

I ate all the C4 thinking it was spare rations. Sorry.

>>63985217
>guess we basically need the FBI's permission then since they for whatever reason decided to make that their new headquarters for whatever reason...
Denver is a huge crossroads for drug smuggling funny enough, it's also a massive shithole and I hope one day it's burned from the face of the earth in nuclear hellfire along with all the worthless panhandling, grease coated, shithead crack fiends residing there.
Fuck Colorado with a rusty, vinegar coated flail.

>>63984962 (OP)
Which one of you degenerate retards let your GF into the house!?!
You know that's has been strictly forbidden since the November incident!

>>63985173
No cum this time

i noticed our pipes weren't insulated, so i fixed it for you guys!
no need to thank me

hey guys
there's fish and catgirls in the stream

>>63984962 (OP)
Where the fuck did the F-117 we had on the wall go? What about the Bosnian skull collection?

>>63985361
Based.

Don't want to alarm anyone but the Bongfag has just disappeared into the shed with several barrels of fertilizer and locked the door. All I can hear is sawing and the occasional bits of laughter?

>>63987536
Don't worry about him. Those are his usual antics.
If you hear blasting at around 3:00, that's him testing explosives.

>>63987626
Okay but where did the fuck did he find time and the resources to build this?

>>63987661
Weed is a pathway to many forces some /k/ommandos consider to be...unnatural.

>>63987661
He just winged it and went very slowly.

>>63987661
Was rather Wunderwaffe.
A payload needed a delivery system so it got one.

>>63987661
I helped between gooning sessions. I didnt do much.

>>63987661
Innawoods we have access to much wood so long as we remember to replace what we cut down with saplings.

>>63988116
>Seaplane
Right which one of you fags told Bongfag there is a lake nearby?

How can you people smell like this? This is not normal. I'm staying outside, fuck's sake.

>>63988241
>there is a lake
Pond
You guys just had nothing happened today day, we remember that by not giving a shit.
Don't come crying when it gets all ouchie.

>>63988385
>pond

You can just admit you are crashing at my place, i don't mind. Before they went all Fed and drama i was going to host a Nuggetfest, i've got the space, firepits and camping area.

Do NOT tear down my pregnant Anne Frank photo

>>63989354
Ok but it's getting framed and positioned so it is looking at the Kim Yo Jong portrait on the Wall of Waifus.

>>63984962 (OP)
>remember bros no jerking off
day 4
>FUCKCKCKCKKCKCK IM GONNNNNNA GO INSANNNENEENENENEEEEEEE

This thread is for all the vatnik trolls to practice their “board culture” larp?

I'm kicking you all out.
This is my /k/abin from now on.

>>63984980
Thats a man.

>>63984962 (OP)
Alright fuckboys who's been replacing my gunpowder with black sawdust? Do you know how much shit I need to farm in order to make even 1 round of 38?

>>63984962 (OP)
You people are sick freaks! I will rally the good God fearing people of this town and BURN YOU OUT!

>>63989968
I quoted Cotton Mather and proved i actually read his books with a photo, what more do you want from us?

>>63984962 (OP)
I regret to inform you gentlemen that the fluke worms living in the septic tank have gained both awareness and limbs, and seemed to be growing in size, intelligence and libido at an unprecedented rate. Perhaps we shouldn’t have built the cabin on a former DOD bioweapons facility that’s built upon a hunted mining town, that’s also built on a Injun graveyard, that also Tom Jones and Cher used to co-own during the 90’s and used as a new age retreat, but you know hindsight is 20/20.

>>63987382
>My lungs feel itchy

GUYS WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING THAT DEER
JUST JERK OFF LIKE NORMAL ANONS
FUCK
IM JUST GONNA BLOW ITS FUCKING BRAINS OUT
IM OUT OF .50 AE FUCK

>>63985193
>When do we restart production?
I dunno, but we should start reproduction with tomboys.

>>63984962 (OP)
I got a great drinking game we can play...

>>63993571
Ah yes, the lovely game of ''Who Will Shoot Themselves First?''

>>63989989
Do them flukies like brownies?

>>63984962 (OP)
I'll cook tonight, everyone is getting Elk Chili since the hunting parties have been successful. Except for the Finns, you guys are getting Powered Reindeer Penis since you keep bringing these surplus of Reindeer in pretending they are Elk.

>>63985361
I made 164 oz of blackberry jam, $6. The good shit.

>>63993571
Are they mocking the videos niggers make? Or are they just retarded themselves?

>>63993707
Hell yes, based homecook.

While I was out on an ammo run I saw this.

I'm checking every inhabitant of the /k/abin, for failure to declare departing from the compound, and for disgracing Chevy.

>>63993775
There is no disgracing Chevy as they haven't had grace in a very long time

I'm gonna go gather firewood, does anyone want to come with me? Only one other person needed. Don't bring a gun, you won't need it. There's nothing out there to be worried about.

>>63993810
Sicko. I will burn you all in HELLFIRE!

>>63984971
Fpbp

>>63985249
Sorry, Champ.

>>63985173
Can I cum in it

>>63989371
We have to remove it. The Nork auxilliaries were executed for "excessive gooing to Dear Imouto."

>>63993810
Oh yeah, we fuckin

>>63993707
Please post

>>63993775
So what is that blue-haired thing in the bottom middle ? (I like tomboys and women in factory clothes)

>>63987372
She was cold

>>63993709
I think it's a mixture of both...

I set tripwires with the spare rations thinking it was C4. Sorry.

>>63994829
te regular extra rations or the ones with the "do not touch, personal property of the Grapist" post-it-notes on them

>>63994844
...I'd rather not say.

>>63994858
do I have to come over there and grape it out off you?

>>63993650
Kinda, you have to eat the brownies first.

>>63984962 (OP)
"shitters clogged"
"b…but it's an outhouse"
"SHITTERS CLOGGED"

>>63993707
Monica.

>>63993775
Irish anon is on it.
Just don't be near it when they start the Chevy in the morning!

Guys, can we get some help outside please

>>63985796
>electric log cabin
You didn't cabin.

>>63993590
>>63993709
>>63994820
well you are supposed to treat a gun like its loaded until you clear the chamber
then you can shove it up your butt no problem

>>63995430
we told you not to leave tendies outside, grandpa

Starting to think that hunting these fucks with grapeshot might not be a bad idea?

>>63989354
>>63989371
>>63993917
Can i keep my Sanna Marin Thong poster as long as its in my room?

>>63984980
Bigfootpics? Hairy.

>>63996786
Acceptable.

>>63985819
Yeah so i paid em' a visit and there's nothing to eat.
I don't gnaw bones and i don't need more skin.
You look fine though, wanna come over for dinner?

>>63985173
Extra cum please

>>63987443
Based

>>63995752
Funny thing, i looted a electric baseboard heater from a house that was being rebuilt a few weeks ago. I have a windmill that is wasting space since i don't have a dump load resistor for it, i'm thinking about using the heater as a resistor. So yes, maybe my cabin might have electric heat. It would be a decent use of the excess power in have in the winter.

>>63996786
Of course. We don't judge even if it's next to that naughty AI image of Greta Thunberg that you think we don't know about.

>>63984962 (OP)
I have dysentery, guys.

>>63998788
Dysentery builds character Anon, come back to us when you have a real problem like alimony or a unhealthy fixation on craft beers

>roleplay thread
Cringe and reddit
What’s next? A zombie thread?

>>63998844
>What’s next?
Tags.

>>63999050
ah the good ol' days

>>63985361
Hey, I found a whole bush, anyone want some?

finally got that stuck cabinet in the kitchen open.
uh, guys?

>>64000979
yay! time for salad!

>>64001016
thank God the guy that clogged up the outhouse has used up all the toilet paper
those will do just nicely

>>64000979
I have some nightshade growing on the side of my house. It's quite attractive so I let it vine out over my wall, but it makes getting to my hose kind of tricky

>>64001080
around my area we have this stuff.
The berries are interesting. When they are green they look like a tiny watermelon. When they're ripe they look like tiny yellow tomatoes.

>>64001164
forgot pic like a tard.

Why the fuck are non American IPs still allowed to post on this board?

>>63984980
What the hell did something just land on the roof??!

>>63984980
What the hell..? Did you guys hear something hit the roof??!

>>64002026
I hammered a bunch of nails in a board and left it pointy side up outside the door. That should keep them out.

>>64002026
>>64002112
This makes me think of this weird thing I drew in like 5th grade. It was something to do with like drawing the house from this story we read and how we'd change it, and this was right after 9/11 so I put spikes and machine guns on the outside of the house and did the little arrows and labled them
>to stop the muslims

My teacher who was a Nam' vet IIRC said something along the lines of
>Make those machine guns Brownings to kill em dead.

I mostly remember this because of that quote

>>63984962 (OP)
*Silently, I rock to myself in a corner as I incoherently mumble on about Ruby ridge, the Chinese PLA, sawed-off double barrel shotguns, and homemade ammunition*

>>64002026
I HATE EVERY CHIMP I SEE,
FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEEEE

>>63984980
Would you shoot bigfoot given the chance or let it pass in peace out of respect?

What should we add to the victory garden? I've already started planting some beef steak and cherry tomato's.

>>63987374
>>63993914
>>63997413
The duality of man

>>64005081
peter peppers
squirting cucumbers

>>64002339
Bigfoot's a bro. We could use some help with the wendigos though

Which one of you left two barrels of potassium chlorate and nitromethane in the tool shed next to a firepit?

>>64005192
Bubba said he was workin up a new load

>>64001164
i once found a nightshade plant in load of harvested harvested green peas and they had to throw the whole thing out.
some nightshade fruits look nearly identical to green peas in certain parts of development.

>Man I love boiling some water and putting in a french press with my big titty tomboy wife
>it's snowing a little hard right now so I guess we better make some love in the hay to pass the time

>>63987394
That anime was genuinely fun.
Winter 2025 only had that, Red Ranger, and NEET Kunoichi, the following season was so much better

>>63984980
If bigfoot is real, he would have been shot dead by now and the head mounted as a trophy by Americans. The fact that this didn't happen means its a fake.

>>64002152
Based teacher

>>64006415
What’s it called?

>>64006409
>*shakes you awake*
Hey Anon, you were mumbling in your sleep again.

>>64007685
Okitsura: Fell in Love with an Okinawan Girl, but I Just Wish I Know What She's Saying
moto cute dayo

>>63989910
YWNBABF

>>64007952
>Hey you, you're finally awake

>>63985193
Why do they deny us our birthright?

>>64009276
Pregnant twink images are not acceptable for /k/

Come back when it is a furry deer pregnant Anne frank disguised as a horny skinwalker.

>>63984980
More like thiccfoot, look at that dumpy!

>>63984962 (OP)
What blew up this time? No seriously what was that book earlier, did that drone shilling faggot have a fit again?

Okay, which one of you edgelord faggots brought this to the /k/abin?

>>64010970
I had to say goodbye to all my guns, they went to college

Has anyone seen Derl lately? He said he was going to go shoot his Shield at the range and hasn't returned in several hours.