Thread 63984970

Best weapon for pic rel?

>>63984970 (OP)
My penis. Erect.

why, my peanus weenus of course :) hahah!

What a low effort thread.

>>63984982
>>63984983
Based mothussy enjoyers

>>63984970 (OP)
.50 BMG.

>>63984987
Watch it get 100+ replies as well...

>>63985028
.50 BBC

>>63984987
ruby won

>>63984987
Make a better one then, pussy
>>63984970 (OP)
My cock

>>63984970 (OP)
imagine how fuzzy that hole must be

>>63984987
Small cock post

>>63984987
>anime poster
You belong here, but you do not get to judge.

Fuck ya
mudda

>>63984970 (OP)
Best weapon for this one then >>63984987 ?

>>63986143
20 years in the gat. i wanted to fuck a radiator. i compromised. i jerked off in the grilled cheese instead

>>63984970 (OP)
Marriage and pregnancy

>>63986187
Kek

>>63984982
Anon. His balls drained

>>63984970 (OP)
Will it is a moth, so you should have a weapon light.

Modlight or Surefire

>>63986167
Is it possible to be this ignorant of European cryptids?

>>63988513
It's just memes you asshat.

>>63988513
>europeans get made fun of slightly
>EGADS! HOW DARE YOU IGNORANT AMERICANS!
lol every time

>>63986167
acshually elves have a oretty crazy lore arround them various cutlurees had a bit diffeent take on them
look up elf propaganda on jewtube

>>63988513
Vem fan bryr sig, din överkänsliga homofil?

>>63988513
Obsessed euroroach or something

>>63988760
>>63988787
>>63989352
>shitskin zigger vassal state
>derailing the thread
pottery

>>63989376
shoo shoo europoor

So /x/ retards say you need crosses and a bunch of christnigger shit to kill spooky monsters
Does it have to be kike-on-a-stick, or can it be any religion? Like can I have pagan shit or Zoroastrian stuff? I doubt the ancient Eskimo snow monster gives a shit about a 200-year-old sect of a 2000-year-old desert religion.

>>63988224
>shine surefire at the mothman
>he charges directly at the source of the light
Hope you got that thing mounted on a .308 or a 12 gauge or something

>>63989430
I think the rule is whatever your ancestral religion is will protect you. Jews carry Jew shit, Mexicans carry Papist shit, Pajeets carry Hindoo shit, the Red Man ties feathers to the barrel of his rifle, the Midwest pagan larper has runes drawn on his AR, Samoans do a gay little dance before they go into the woods, etc.

>>63989430
Demons recognize the name of Christ and they fear it. I am glad you have never head to learn that fact and I pray you never will.

>>63989491
>fictional character from redskin folktales hang out with fictional character from hebrew mythology
Marvel movie tier

>>63989527
His belief is obviously that his faith is the true one and much stronger, you fucking Redditor.

>>63989697
Well what if it's not a Christian demon? Then you'll just die looking like an asshole. Why would the ancient 10,000 year old Heya'ho'ya Winnebago half-man, half-bear, half-pig be a devout Catholic (or First Community Lesbian Church, open Christmas and Easter only, like you probably are)? Have some internal consistency in your monster story for fucks sake.
Just use the silver and the white ash and the wooden stakes and other monster-killing shit. If you want to yell "REX IUDAEORUM", that's just you exercising your First Amendment Rights, because this Ghost Dance mothetfucker definitely won't give a shit

I'm gonna take this shitty bolt action shotgun and fill birdshot shells with nail heads like in that one movie

>>63989430
It's basically a combination of these two >>63989470
>>63989734

>>63988787
Please do not stir up the elves, we don't need another event.

>>63989734
Wendigoes are Native American monsters, and Natives were wiped out by missionaries and conquistadors spreading disease. That's some blood magic shit right there; Christian crap will hurt a Wendigo for sure. That and Cowboy stuff. Mexican banditos would be the ultimate skinwalker hunters because they have the Catholic angle and the Cowboy angle, plus they're half Injun so they know all its tricks.

>>63989734
>Well what if it's not a Christian demon
Lmao you don't get to opt out of the truth.

>>63988513
its a meme you dip

>>63990189
The truth is demons aren't actually real, retard, and you saying "I'll just pray super hard and it'll leave" is gay as fuck and goes against the spirit of this "rape the wendigo and shoot it with a .308" thread

>>63988513
>>>/x/40579980

>>63984982
Mothman is MALE, anon.
>inb4 "dId I sTuTtEr?"

>>63989430
You can invoke other deities, but Christ is King and His name is powerful, anon.

>>63984970 (OP)
It's been way too long since the last /k/ryptid thread. They're always so cozy, at least to me. I made pic related a long time ago but haven't updated it in like 2 years.

>>63984987
>anime
Yikes! Put me in the screenshot.

>>63990432
King of the Jews
You worship a golem

>implying
you are the prey in this situation

>>63991160
>one eyed
I think he was praying wrong

>>63991160
>look at me aren't I so heckin zased being an atheist
You will still invoke God's name in your darkest hour and seek his forgiveness with your last breath

>>63991644
>his
I hate it when obvious shills try to use your faith to back up their agenda posts. Fuck off, subheretic.

>>63991652
Different guy, but are you suggesting God is a woman?

I'm agnostic, and just curious, though I think that various aspects of religion can be good for social cohesion (depending on the kind of religion and how it's practiced, mind). Some can be negative, but not necessarily in all the ways which Fedora Redditors always insist (who are usually terrified of calling out Muslims on the bullshit in their faith).

>>63991644
Everyone calling you a goddamn retard isn't invoking god's name lol

>>63991202
i imagine xeno pussy has a uterus that juts out like their mouth but without teeth ofc

>>63984987
>aryanime poster has a good opinion
Like Potter E.

>>63988513
I’ve seen this exact post dozens of times. What is it about that meme that baits euros every time

>>63989430
of all the atheists that sperg out over religion unprompted this has to be the funniest one

>>63993045
Why wouldn’t it have teeth?

>>63993045
>>63993103
Teeth just make it better

>>63993096
This isn't even a wendigo/demon/ghost thread; Mothman is literally just a moth dude

>>63990432
>>63991644
>>63989491
>t. jacks off constantly and doesn't go to church

>>63993185
>t. jacks off constantly in church

>>63993472
Not him, but there's nothing wrong with that as long as you do it in the confession booth.

>>63993117
i can hear his voice saying im gonna come

>>63990438
i never heard of the flatwoods monster
very interesting and spooky desu
a robot alien with mustard gas mist shieet

>>63993675
It's a really neat looking monster.

>>63993482
And if you get caught, they'll just transfer you to a different parish

>>63993693
i dont know why but it seems somewhat scary to me like that face covered woth the hood and claws allegedly it was 10ft tall or something like that

>>63988760
>>63988513
https://youtu.be/dj2bE3Qggnc
important video - dont talk to cute women you meet in the woods

I have to stay awake for 3 nights locked in a room with a dead witch who comes to life at night and knows I was the one who killed her. Best carry option?

>>63993701
It's ok, as long as I can masturbate in the confession booth.

>>63993745
Silver bondage gear and condoms.

>>63993745
>comes to life at night
hold on hold on HOLD ON
soooo said witch r sleeping whole day? Can you pinpoint location?

>>63993843
She's in a coffin guarded by cossacks during the day. If I keep vigil over the witch's body for three nights, I get 1000 gold coins; if I fail or run away, I'll get 1000 lashes. That or the witch will kill me

>>63993868
Can I pay cossacks to fuck off during day?

>>63993868
Can I pay cossacks to fuck during the day?

Thought of making a custom cryptid-hunting round or experimenting to see if I could. My ideas are to combine these:
>Copper jacketed hollow point
>Large-caliber silver bullet
>Small tungsten rod for core
>Fill hollow point cavity with mix of holy water and white ash, let dry
Would this even be viable or able to be made? What else would need to be added or adjusted to make it useful against all hypothetical monsters and spooks?

>>63993868
Can I pay the cossacks to guard me while I fuck during the day?

>>63989734
>Well what if it's not a Christian demon?
The point of demons are that they're not Christian.

I'm kidding. They sub to the same newsletter to keep up to date on the shit that fucks them up. It's less that they fear stuff and more like god dropping random updates to mess with them. You don't want to be the mountain-stalking thing that didn't get the memo that getting a wreath of mint tangled up in your fur causes your foreskin to violently invert and swallow your whole body and then set you on fire!

>>63988513
>eurotrash gets buttmad over a simple meme
>while Muslims rape children under police protection
There is nothing more pathetic than a Europeon.

>>63989430
>does other fake religions matter over the Creator of the Universe
No dipshit.

>>63995605
>Creator of the Universe
So Jewish is the way to go then
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּהיהוהאֱלֹהֵינוּּ, מֶלֶך הָעוֹלָם

>>63993745
Hey I think I remember something like this.

Doesn't the dude create a circle of salt that keeps him safe, but he still ages a lot from the spooky spookiness?

>>63995599
you have nigger crime running ramptan since 1960 and...it gets worse every year lmao
dont cast stones in a glass house nigger lover

>>63995800
Yeah, then at the end a Muppet shows up and he's not supposed to look into its eyes or it'll break the magic circle
>>63995803
How are those government-endorsed Pakistani rape gangs going, Nigel? At least our criminals go to jail.
Or do you live in one of those countries where the right-wing party becomes illegal if it wins an election and you aren't allowed to draw swastikas?

>>63993670
DO NOT COME

>>63988760
>>63988787
>>63990256
>>63993090
>>63995599
Memes aren't funny if they don't have a core of truth to them, you overly sensitive pussies. What, do you think yt ppl dont season dey food as well?

>>63995863
>At least our criminals go to jail
you sure about that

>>63997190
The bail system they have is a pretty big problem, and it should honestly not even exist (barring maybe for non-violent white collar crime or something).
However, when they get someone on the hook for murder over there, and they convict him, they usually lock that guy up good and long, in some states they sometimes even fucking kill them.

That's better than my shitty Euro country, where we tend to not punish criminals, even if you're a crazy violent murderer or rapist.

>>63997208
That or the frankly light sentences you guys hand out over there. Didn't Varg only get 15 years for first degree murder and arson? Around here that's 30 minimum, usually life without parole

>>63995660
My uncle was right about you people.

Cryptids are part of the natural world.
to oppose them requires unnatural forces such as monotheism provides.

>>63996232
You're lame and gay.

>>63997700
Shotgun shells are pretty unnatural, they're plastic and metal
>>63997670
What does "I'm gonna show you some wrestling moves, don't tell your parents because they won't believe you" have to do with jews?

>>63998015
>immediately pivots to thinking about incestuous rape
Yep, Uncle knew your kind well.

>>63998031
Technically incestuous statutory rape, you little butt slut