Thread 63985339

What is america's most secret\deep paranormal stuff, illegal by international law, military force? I can think of: Team Orange (ISA), the airborne-army Black Knights, CIA's SAC\paramiltary officers, Omega and Alpha "hunt teams" and NSA's SCS. Scorpion Program was NSA+CIA
maybe some DARPA stuff? what lies higher and thinner on the Spear's Tip?
>pic vagely related, a mexican cartel sicario

>TAO (Tailored Access Operations) – The NSA’s ultra‑secret cyber‑warfare unit that conducts offensive hacking. TAO (also known as Computer Network Operations) is staffed by hundreds of military/civilian hackers and engineers
Since the late 1990s TAO has secretly penetrated foreign computer systems and telecom (even physically installing implants via submarines or on-site agents) to gather intelligence
Leaked documents confirm TAO has powerful exploits (“QuantumSquirrel”) for breaking into routers, and it works with the CIA/FBI to place eavesdropping gear on networks abroad
These NSA cyber programs are a modern form of clandestine war.
>CIA Black Programs and Paramilitary Squads – Beyond SAC, the CIA ran numerous covert units: for example, early in Afghanistan CIA “Jawbreaker” and “Jawbreaker/OD Green” teams (including CIA paramilitary “Case Officers” and Special Forces) conducted special missions. The CIA’s involvement in operations is so secret that many units (like the CIA-run Phoenix Program in Vietnam) operated under colorful names and never wore uniforms
Such programs straddle the line between intelligence and warfare.
>HUMINT and SIGINT Fusion – Several units specialize in pairing human spies with tech. In addition to ISA above, NSA’s Counterintelligence Field Activity (CIFA) and CIA’s Directorate of Operations often embed SIGINT analysts with clandestine HUMINT teams overseas. For example, Army Special Forces Mobile Strike Force Teams (A-Teams) in Cold War Latin America sometimes carried satellite phones and spies simultaneously. The point is that many “secret” ops blur the lines between spying and combat.

>Intelligence Support Activity (ISA/“Task Force Orange”) – A top-secret U.S. Army intelligence unit (originally US Army Intelligence Support Activity) that blends human and signals intelligence to support JSOC raids. It grew out of the 1980s Eagle Claw fiasco and was built under a Special Access ProgramISA (nicknamed the “Army of Northern Virginia” or Task Force Orange) runs covert HUMINT/SIGINT teams ahead of Tier-1 raids Its existence was long classified, and it remains one of the least-known U.S. special mission units.
>Alpha” and “Omega” Hunt Teams – In the Global War on Terror the CIA teamed up with JSOC to form secret “hunter-killer” squads. For example, so‑called Omega Teams were joint CIA–JSOC teams that hunted high‑value terrorists in Afghanistan/Pakistan/Yemen during the 2000s
(An earlier CIA “Team Alpha” insertion on 9/11 included officer Mike Spann, who was killed that fall – the first US combat casualty in Afghanistan) These teams combined CIA case officers with Delta and SEAL operators for covert target capture/elimination.
>160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (Night Stalkers) – This legendary Army Special Operations aviation unit provides covert helicopter support for SOCOM/JSOC missionsThe “Night Stalkers” fly unmarked Black Hawks and Chinooks on stealthy night raids (e.g. the Bin Laden raid) and train intensely for high-risk clandestine insertions. Though not “paranormal”, 160th SOAR is notoriously secretive (unit details and patrols are classified)

Based thread, take a bump.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOT-A

I was gonna make some shitty post about unna ground tunnel wars, but it looks like somebody in here actually knows the real shit.

>>63985339 (OP)
If we want to go into full schizo territory we could talk about the conspiracy theory that people like Johnny Gosch were kidnapped and mindbroken into having DID so that they could do black ops with full compartmentalization

>>63985339 (OP)
I love all the stories about Rock Apes and Lizard people in Nam, also the US dudes fighting giants and other spoopy shit in Afghanistan. Some Afghan vet should tell us stories about the weird shit he saw. I'll post my grandpas nam era UFO story below

>>63985339 (OP)
>Be Grandpa
>Minot AFB, 1968
>Grandpa is an MP
>Gets stationed outside a silo, not sure if on base or outside of base
>Middle of winter, grandpa is freezing his ass off inna truck
>gets radio from the silo crew
>"Can you check what's hovering 5 meters above the silo?
>Grandpa doesn't want to go out in snow, takes quick look and says all clear
>end

Nothing crazy, but with all the reports of UFOs fucking with nuke bases it seems pertinent to me, also my grandma swears she saw one in 1950s as a kid

>>63985339 (OP)
1st Earth Battalion is still alive. Can't talk about it but they're doing Confucian, Buddhist type shit for INDOPACOM at JBLM.

>Stargate Project
Classified CIA project to research and test remote viewing, aka "psychics". Declassified in 1995, with documents describing the project as a failure, with remote viewers unable to provide accurate or reliable intel. Has origins in...you guessed it; MK Ultra.
"Paraphysics" by Annie Jacobsen is a pretty good read on the history of the US governments research into the paranormal.

>>63985537
Sneak us pics of them rawdogging coke from a thai ladybois penis

>>63985519
Did you read the WSJ article about the UFOs at nuclear silos? Apparently it was all about EMP testing.

>>63985347
>160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment
It was the Flight Concepts Division that flew them in

>>63985339 (OP)
> the airborne-army Black Knights
>paranormal
>Army Black Knights
lolwut

>>63985339 (OP)
>What is america's most secret\deep paranormal stuff, illegal by international law, military force?
Defense Commissary Agency's Special Response Office. Formed in 1993 to neutralize paranormal threats to the food & drink of U.S. forces.

>>63985339 (OP)
We are not going to release the tulpa files no matter how much you try to make us public, we told this before. Fuck off.

>>63988562
Guy on the right is exactly how my Dad dressed in 09.

>>63985339 (OP)
Me
I'm a one man army so effective the government is afraid to use me and so secretive they don't even know to pay me.

>>63985344
>QuantumSquirrel
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>63986156
What, you don't think people would post secret or paranormal/supernatural shit on /k/ of all places? This place is a secret club, there's no way any bad actors would be actively monitoring it. Trust an oldfag who's been here for three years.

>>63988562
scene: a convoy of blacked out Tahoes pulls up to a cabin in the Montana wilderness. Suited special agents step out of the cars as a small figure draped in blankets chops firewood near the house.
>You're a hard woman to track down Mrs Nguyen
>...Go away GI, me no live that life anymore.
>When they told me you retired I couldn't believe it. The best grocery bagger DECA has ever seen, just up and left.
>Retired? Heh... me do it for free.
Smash cut to title screen: Co-misery - Coming to theaters this fall!

>>63985420
is just chatgpt

>>63985339 (OP)
>What is america's most secret\deep paranormal stuff, illegal by international law, military force?
The Morman’s have a highly trained spec-ops unit dedicated to the eradication of the Brine Shrimp people that live in the Great Salt Lake.
>pic vagely related, a mexican cartel sicario
I unironiclly cannot tell if that’s a boy or a girl, either way it’d suck to get funky town’ed by some Harry Potter looking fuck/bitch

>>63985339 (OP)
This includes more than the US but here are some of them

UNs (unannounced) Eclecticphysics department deploying African peacekeepers to places in Africa where unnatural phenomenon is considered natural

European Union/Mediterranean union inter-military digsite coverups and protection (Curse of the Illyrians/Visoko pyramid)

4th Psychological Operations Group experimenting with real hyperobjects to influence societies (not just a metaphysical concept)

NASA ERT offensive operations

USAMRIID weaponized Martian soil/dust testing

National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) spoofing strange areas on GPS to appear natural (Delta green but boring)

Nothing special happens at area 51 anymore but the government keeps it secret to keep the tourism economy around the local area alive

CIA DS&T exploration of a phantom energy based, sub-layer of the universe/The "machine elves" dimension (MKultra never ended just evolved/CIA psychonauts)

Darpa research into sentient and sapient AI (contained singularity)

Anime was developed by Japanese ultranationalists within Naichō as a cultural warfare weapon to use against the US and western Europe but spiraled out of their control (Mass Japanization/Advanced white genocide theory (white cultural genocide)/"Waifus" are real (Artificial Tsukumogami))

NOAA HAARP tests were successful and are now used on a widespread scale with unexpected results (Accidental natural disaster events)

Brazilian DCTA testing on children with psychic abilities and subsequent mass causalities event and abandonment (Stargate Project but successful/gone wrong)

Russian animal/human chimera hybrids project success

Chinas MSS incorporating Shaolin/Daoist/Tian based techniques into their operational capabilities (Yuanfen manipulation)

Admiral Byrd's Antarctic discoveries and his subsequent push into silence by the US government (Argentina's Antarctic militarization purpose, Rare-UNIVERSE elements)


All I'll say is, if you know, YOU FUCKING KNOW

> My wrestling co-coach in hs was in Vietnam, he was the most positive person I've ever meet, he was very motivating, positively stern in a loving way. After we lost a home match during the winter cause we where all high and lazy cause winter break was in a day.
> our couch who was a roided 4'5" Italian, instead of chewing us out had our co-coach tell us a story. We all sat in the locker room uncaring cause he wasn't the yelling type, he told us we gave up and he was disappointing, told us how lucky we where to not be at war.
> He went into his story about his time in Vietnam and went into brutal detail. We shut the fuck up and everyone was completely fixated on it. He always said he was a radio operator, but didn't tell us he was in MACV-SOG. He told us about all the insane shit he did, kill teams, special reconnaissance, spook shit that he did. Recounted a story of how giving up kills you in he long run, and kids my age where blown to bits and he had to carry back the bodies cause if they didn't america would have to get tangled in a war with other countries in the region.
> Said some insane shit that they could tell when they where fighting the Vietcong cause they where skinny as a rail and weren't well trained, but he recounted that he fought soviet special forces in Laos. That this was a war of pure hatred against them, and they had disdain for us. It was dirty and covered in black ink since neither side wanted to go to war with each other. But he said that the shit they did there was really fucked up... like torture, and that for his country he'd do it again.
> It was extremely badass and shut us the fuck up for a while

>>63989996
>99% pure schizophrenia

>>63985339 (OP)
>That hip to shoulder ratio
That's a girl.

>>63989996
>Artificial Tsukumogami
Where do I get one?

>>63989996
>Russian animal/human chimera hybrids project success
WAIT does this mean all those Russian furries aren't just LARPing?

So she is a dyke this entire time it makes sense now. Far to not believe not being into cock was standard requirements.

>>63988682
>Guy on the right is exactly how my Dad dressed in 09.
The pilgrim, the Filipino turkey, the dad jeans guy, or the guy in the distance?
And how much of the year of 2009 was your dad exactly dressed as a pilgrim or turkey?

>>63989996
>Nothing special happens at area 51 anymore
Bullshit, it's still a flight research facility, same with (former)Dryden out in CA

>>63991144
those BDUs are of the wrong cloth, it's too light and soft. shame, it would be rad to have a set like that. and RW's character is such an obvious Wilder/Wonka ripoff it's sad

>>63985339 (OP)
The Jersey Devil

They come down from Boston, NYC, Philly, Baltimore to feed it one of the sitting President of the US's newborn children

every president in US history has over 5000 children.
Once the freezer was invented that number could be over 6 digits

>>63991457
There is a shop online where you can make uncompromised 50/50 NYCO ripstop of whatever custom pattern you want, and the minimum order quantity is near a dozen yards of fabric. Plenty of anons have been using this for skateboarder shoes already. Become the change you want to see.

>>63985339 (OP)
The Comstock Commission. Officially, it was established within the US Post Office Department to enforce and comply with the Comstock Act, intended to stop 'obscene' materials relating to abortion, pornography, seditious rhetoric etc. In truth, however, it was the US' premier counter-occult body. While they're most famous for a couple of landmark cases, the mundane obscene materials addressed were more of a sideshow to the commission's real work of intercepting coded letters between secret societies and stopping the spread of satanic or otherwise occult materials through the postal service. Until 1993, the Comstock Room was held in the William Jefferson Clinton Federal Building, where they held trophies of various abortion pamphlets, bawdy show fliers, rebellious planning documents and such, but there was a second room which contained various occult artefacts deemed too edifying or instructional to be destroyed. Most were simple decrypted letters with known cyphers, ouija boards and other paraphernalia for demonstration purposes, but there were some locked away which contained items such as a carved idol from a time before European contact that depict images of Baphomet, a gold chalice used as a vessel in blood rites, an altar piece comprised of human finger bones and grimoires of supposed sorcerers. The Comstock Room's occult wing was regarded as an embarrassment by the ATF, who occupied the building at the time, and when the building underwent renovation, the entire collection simply vanished. No work orders filed, no donations made, and nothing found if it had been disposed of. The removal was only officially noticed around 1997, and the EPA who'd inherited the building had no idea the collection even existed in the first place. Having been missing for almost 5 years by that point, a few requests were information were made, a few calls put in with contractors, all of which turned up nothing. A century worth of material gone without a trace.

Bump
anybody have that greentext of the underground lab in afghanistan or the iraqi demon lair?

>>63986156
They have the football team investigate haunted houses and asylums.

>>63985339 (OP)
Project Gamma was like a sibling to Project Delta before it became Delta Force.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_GAMMA

>>63994091
I had never heard of this, thank you.

>>63994139
gib greentext

bump

>>63985344
Proof?

>>64004764
Snowden leaks.

>>63989996
@Grok, is this true?

>>63985339 (OP)
A kid in airsoft gear with airsoft guns from reddit is now a cartel member. (2nd image search result)
Really adds legitimacy to the thread.

>>64002752
wtf that's not new york city

>>64005078
Some of the CIA shit is from the Vault 7 leaks, ackshuyually.

>>63985339 (OP)
all of it gets BTFO by ackmed with hypersonics and drones, glowniggers lose again

>>64009930
brown

>>64009930
kys

>>63994091
is this some monument mythos thing

>>63985339 (OP)
I wish I could tell you. About the world of writhing wires beneath the skin of the polite world, each one trying desperately to choke out the others in hopes increasing it's own standing. About the dance that we do to keep everyone's eyes a few degrees off of us. The words inscribed on the desert, beneath the sand. About the boundaries we break in the name of dominance via power.
I wish I could tell you everything.
But I know.
And you can't.
After all, I'm just some stunned idiot shit posting on a Kamchatkan yak discussion forum.
>cap: AN0NR

>>64013738
schizophrenia
ignore

>>63985440
This is true.

>>63990197
>he actually believed Vietnam was justified
Sad

>>64013814
Freemasonry and occultism are the faggiest shit on the planet.

DOE/NNSA "red" teams that do mock attacks on the nuclear labs to test security.

>30-40 attackers
>RPGs, sniper teams
>drones
>helo
>dump trucks filled with sand to ram vehicle gates

The labs train to defend against this shit, thats why there are miniguns and AT4s at LLNL, LANL, Panex etc

>>64009901
I checked again, you're right, its both. They substantiate each other. Thank you for the correction.

>>64015028
Those wall-mounted sentry turrets they have are cool too.

>>64017526
Sort of

>>64014674
wiccanism exists tho

>>63985344
>since the late 1990s
Carl Woodward was writing about the NSA tapping undersea telephone lines with submarines in the 1980s
It was a physical sheath with a built in tape recorder so it would periodically have to be revisted and replaced by Navy divers
Because nobody thought this was possible a lot of communication sent via undersea telephone lines in Cold War was unencrypted
>>64004764
Woodwards book "Veil: The Secret Wars of the CIA, 1981-1987"

>>63989845
>The Morman’s have a highly trained spec-ops unit dedicated to the eradication of the Brine Shrimp people that live in the Great Salt Lake.
please post more info

American paranormal research slipped from the shadows into the deep black and will probably never come out again
It was a Paperclip thing at first so if you want to amuse yourselves you can dig in there

>>64013738
It was a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._One_Package_of_Japanese_Pessaries

>>63985440
wasnt this MONARCH DELTA?

>>63993984
>says this
>no link

>>63985440
explanation?

>>63985408
agreed, /x/ and /k/ crossover

>>63990930
well, there was that one time stalin tried creating an army of orangutan human hybrids. other than that no

>>63985456
Weirdest thing I saw was coming back from a patrol at night and a giant creature crossed in front of our Stryker. Everybody who saw it started freaking out and we turned all the platoon's thermals to see what it was. Turned out to be a giant porcupine that was the size of a golf cart. RC-South in 2012

>>63989679
kek
This anon knows

>>63994255
>Project Delta before it became Delta Force
Delta force has no actual relation to Project Delta despite Beckwith being involved with both of them. Project Delta was a reconnaissance unit while Delta force was anti-terror and hostage rescue unit. Beckwith was actually trying to get a Delta force unit stood up before he even went to Vietnam and took over Project Delta.

The names themselves are also coincidental. Project Delta was given its name as part of a project that gave it's parts greek letter codenames, with no relation to anything else. Delta Force was named such (1st Special Forces Operational Detachment Delta) because the Special Forces was already organized into Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie operational detachments. The new "Operational Detachment Delta" was supposed to camouflage it as some sort of support group to the Special Forces Command.

Veterans of Project Delta were actually organized into Blue Light, which was the temporary counterterror unit that covered the counter-terrorism role for the two years it took Delta Force to get organized and certified. The Blue Light guys actually had a good deal of antipathy towards Delta Force, although some were invited to try out after Blue Light was dissolved.

>>63985339 (OP)
>UHM GUISE DA GUBMINT PUT A CHIP IN MUH BRAIN!
take this schizo shit back to >>>/x/

>>64014671
Depends on what level you're at, the justifications and reasonings evolve as the picture expands. Guys doing spook shit weren't there to protect south vietnam nobodies. Same for every war, the grunts get motivated in any way possible because the guys in charge don't have the time or patience to explain why they really really really need a bunch of guys volunteering to get made into hamburger.

>>63990197
Damn that's sick, Black Ops 1 was real?

>>64027484
The real reason is always to make money for the people who own the government.

>>64027478
>he doesn't know

>>64023965
Anon...

>>63985344
The NSA is underrated as far as glowies go, desu. Sure, they don't do the direct action stuff people like to fantasize about, but knowledge is power and their job has only grown in importance with the growing importance of the Internet.

On that subject, if any of you are familiar with [Case Title Redacted], one of the few publicly released Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court opinions, I recall it being a big deal to the court in that case that the NSA essentially confessed that the upstream surveillance program collected so much data even they didn't know what all they had. This seems like much less of an issue thanks to the sudden advent of large language models. Data you couldn't aggregate with humans is now easily accessible, making their fearsome data collection abilities even scarier, since they can sift it exponentially faster than they used to.

>>63985726
NTA but I did, was just about to mention that.

>>63994139
>They have the football team investigate haunted houses and asylums
A Scooby-Doo esque series that doubles as a recruitment tool? Someone send this man to the Pentagon, he'll make millions.

>>64022701
This. It's so well-covered at this point thanks to declassified documents that we even know the Navy keeps at least one dedicated spook sub in its inventory at all times. I think Jimmy Carter is the current chosen gal, but I'm probably missing others and I wouldn't be surprised if one of the new Columbias gets similarly tricked out.

>>64031174
>be Peanut Farmer president
>have submarine named after you
>it becomes the glowboat doing who the fuck knows what

>>64027478
Shut the fuck up, tourist scum.

>>64014671
Anything is justified if it results in dead commies.

>>64014671
Vietnam *was* justified. Unfortunately, it was micromanaged by idiots and ended like you would expect given that circumstance.

The post-war compromise in the US was that the hippies would apologize for spitting on conscripts returning from the war, and the vets would agree that the war was pointless. This way the hippies get a half-victory in discrediting the war, while the vets get to never see another nasty portrayal of themselves in movies about the war, or really any subsequent war.

The truth, though is that no war is pointless. There is too much at stake for governments to just trip into one. That's cope for people who don't like how things turned out once it's over.

>>64032085
What was the point of Vietnam?

>>64032794
see
>>64028381

>>64027437
I know this girl, a goon for the defcon hacking conference, who gets drunk and tells people that her grandpa founded delta force. So y-you shouldn't f-fuck with her!!