Trade, create, and sell your patches!
Post good design ideas and maybe a patch store will make them.

>Previous Thread
>>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Where can I buy that sweet patch/ find patches?
https://patchfeed.com/patch-seller-list/

>Classic Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD (2016)

>other lists
https://hackmd.io/@Patchboi/PatchThread (2021)
https://hackmd.io/@chef5estrela/ByQJ8OFtn (2023)

dead thread where besh

>>63986415 (OP)
that patch doesn't make sense, for the slogan to make sense for IDF it would need to say be a Jew among Jews
also why the fuck is there a random anime cat girl

this shit sucks

Patch idea

>>63986415 (OP)
The plural of goy is goyim. Why are antisemites so fucking retarded?

>>63987125
Are you really that retarded?

>>63987198
>antisemites
No such thing exists. It's a made up term.

>>63987198
Casual racists don't understand the learning and nuance that goes into really hating a group of people
Fucking band wagon bigots making a mockery of my people

>>63986978
What ever happened to him? I liked his shirts.

>>63988602
he went to grab smokes

Yukari patches by Archirai are available again

>>63986415 (OP)
>goys
Bro, get it together.

I have these for sale once again if anyone is interested.
you can get them from my website rot-gut.com

>>63988868
>de_dust2 blanket
That's got to be one of the coolest things I've seen.

>>63988955
buy it then pussy

>I order patches
>They put the wrong adress again
>Then send package back to sender
>I message the seller to fix the printed address because they left out my apartment unit
>They never reply
Why does this happen so often.

>>63987125
>random anime cat girl
Fuck off

>>63988996
You keep fucking up your address, dumbass.

>>63987194
Might aswell make a /k/ diaper patch too if we are going that route of weird fetish shit that pops up here

>>63989801
No the order and the tracking number have different addresses and I know because I have an email from both on my last two orders.
Still neither seller responds so I can neither get refunded or get the label fixed.

>>63987842
Now you're just being antisemantical.

>>63989801
I hate how ups labels shit as delivered when it was returned to sender.

>>63987125
no there are some zogbots who have volunteered to the idf despite not being kikes n such

>>63989552
Newfriends don’t know the old ways, don’t rise to their bait, it’s kinda retarded

>>63990260
>she doesn’t exist, and if she did she would be already taken

>>63986415 (OP)
Patch idea

Anybody make Frostpunk faction patches?

>>63990260
Fuck the jewfox.

>>63988849
W2C?

>>63986415 (OP)
where can I find a cute goyboy to cherish :/\3

>>63994529
Nice try but real femoids don’t post in these threads

>>63990302
Fuck you
Fuck you so much

Give it to me straight /k/ros. What am I in for if I decide to wear a 1% Patch around Texas. I just want to larp desu but I've heard horror stories about Bikers mugging and beatingup, or even killing people for wearing this patch like I'm not too concerned since I'm about to get my LTC but I just can't shake the thought.
Am I putting a target on my back unironically? And will LEA treat me different for wearing it?

>>63995387
Anon if your going to wear any gang/criminal patch just avoid the 1% out of literally all of them especially in the south your just asking for it and I'd rather not see your body on the news.

>>63995387
It is gayer than even anime patches on a denim jacket and you deserve to get mughed for it. Everyone finds the 1%ers cringe.

>>63995387
Stupid as shit, don't claim criminal ties if you don't have any and don't want to face retribution for it, and stay away from those types in general, don't be a dumbass

>>63995401
>>63995505
>>63995524
eh to be fair to Anon, patch thread anons larp as Nazis in public so I say go for it

>>63986415 (OP)
Would any of you be interested in fabricating accessories from war scrap? Keychains/tags, patches from aircraft skin, /k/ art on casings, jewelry, etc.

A while back I posted about shipping demilled goods. I have finally figured out a reliable import/export process for UA->US. I'm beginning to revisit what can be done with ~the rest of the material: items that aren't oversized and to be kept intact, and items that don't get prioritized for other uses like fundraiser raffles within ukraine.

There are a couple outfits who make these knick knacks professionally, but their aims are somewhat different and a lot of the designs lack charm. They also don't use a whole slew of war leftovers like missile parts and spent tubes. Patch sized shields/badges with etched designs would be one way to use a lot of stuff that otherwise sits collecting dust atm.

I'm open to spitballing ideas. Posting with a name so you know who you're talking to.

>>63995387
I don't wear any war related items in public away from people I know with involvement in the war. I don't expect this to change for a long time.

The operant questions for your threat model are

>Why do you want people to recognize the thing?

This implies identifying the group(s) of people from whom you anticipate recognition, but also unspoken observation as well as ideological opposition. You might very well want to be provocative, in which case some negative responses are to be expected. But also consider:

>How do you expect the thing to be misinterpreted?

This one is trickier because danger arising from misID is more about the kind of person likely to make the error than the error itself. You aren't likely to be beaten to death for a random red hat outside the heart of a race riot, but even a red bandana slightly changes the odds. A mistaken gang affiliation like 1% is asking to be marked out by someone who feels empowered and motivated to follow up by the presence of their own tribe.

I've seen a non-MAGA hat dispute (mean words), whereas I've seen an all-out brawl that escalated to brandishing from mistaken war insignia. Any symbolic implication of violence invites interaction with people who are familiar with violence.

Lastly: fashion statements on government are generally juvenile/lame, so they tend to attract outsized attention from mouthbreathers. Just keep in mind the intrusive thoughts that come with seeing a car covered in glib bumper stickers about political opinions. Now imagine you have no self-control.

>>63995911
Patches worn for fun innawoods and other shooting contexts are different because most of the audience is aware that militaria exists. Plus most who value guns also value free expression. It's a safer atmosphere for goofy shit than milling around with genpop.

>>63986415 (OP)
Waifu and several other patchers have stuff out of stock, I don't understand why you fucking faggots don't stock up. You realize for the money I'm not just ordering a single patch right but, if the patch I really want is not available I'm not ordering any patches.

patch i- eh maybe this wouldn't work out

>>63993089
Behead all technocrats.

New patches!

>>63999704
hell yeah brother

>>63987902
>workin inna trade doing residential work
>notice one of my customer's names is Ossetian
>ask if he can speak Iron
>he's completely in shock that an American even knows Ossetians exist, let alone knows the name of one of their languages
>asks how I know
>can't explain that my racism has led to autistic interest in the Aryan migrations, Iranic languages, as well as cultures past and present
>play it off as an interest in history and how the Alans are overlooked despite invading Roman territory alongside the Germans and that made me wonder more about them, which lead to learning that they're still around
>not entirely untrue but revealed my autism powerlevel

>>64002094
Where the hell did you encounter an Ossetian?

>>64002481
idk if I should say, since he's likely literally the only Ossetian in the whole fuckin state lmao

patch idea

Aho finally did gundere. Crazy.

>>63995951
send me a message on the website. I'll see if they're something I can laser engrave.

>>64006573
i always end up thinking this is a kamen rider thing for some reason

>>63995911
Nazis are good actually and criminals are bad

a sticker would be fine too...

>>63993966
https://x.com/archiraiii/status/1934623747694076256

Why are all patches on the market so gay? Does anyone make any that don't make you look like a tryhard? I checked the links already

>>64006963
I started working on the vector, then someone can use the artwork.

>>63999704
oooo bury naicu

>>64004599
dubs, yeah it took a while b/c i didn't know how i wanted to actually to it like usual

>>64006963
do not worry, anon, you'll get a patch

>>64007523
lol

all right, gimme the faggiest patches

>>64007523
to the man with a hammer, all problems look like nails.

I wish someone made a "Evil woman enjoyer" patch with Balalaika or someone similar on it.

Also MP5SD themed patch when?? Something like "Runs dirty and is quiet even when slapped" would be fitting imo

>>64007523
you're just a coward. nobody knows what a watamelon is.

I guess I'm out $30 unless a chargeback can't go through. I wish I could get my waifu as a patch somehow. I have made a dakimakura and keychains before but not stickers/slaps or patches. Do both need vector art?
>>63997245
I can't even get an email reply from most patch places which sucks.

Funkopops of /k/

>>63995387
Hey anon, skinhead here.

Your LTC means nothing to a 1%er they will pull a gun as well. You got outlaws MC in texas as well as bandidos MC, both are 1% clubs, both have guns too, both are absolutely willing to die/do prison time to rip it off you. Figured i should also share that the signifigance of the 1% patch does not apply to you, a law abiding citizen. "99% of bikers are law abiding citizens" was the quote from the american motorcycle association, the outlaws did not identify with being law abiding citizens and in response declared themselves "1%" and the "AOA" (american outlaw association). You boasting a carry permit doesnt exactly scream "violent felon" to me. 1%ers are the boogymen of the biker world and are tied into shit way above a level of violence youre able to commit to. My personal advice is to steer clear of all that shit anyways, its all gay and retarded. Why larp as a criminal? Nigger behavior.

>>63987125
I don't think it's an IDF slogan, it's a biblical passage that means "be a nation among nations", sounds like typical /pol/estinian failed false flag

>>64012297
Its actually a play on a rhodesian recruitment ad that used to run in SOF magazine "be a man amongst men"

You pants on head retard.

Patch idea for Aho

>>63986415 (OP)

>>64013233

>>64013239
>>64013233
Niceu. Where 2 cop?

patch ideas (any of these although i like the HEAT shell and rifled barrel measurement graphics specifically)

FIVE THOUSAND NUKES

Do you guys ever post actual military and aviation patches or it's just anime and other /k/ related memes?

>>64006963
if you're ok with a PVC patch you can have one made for like 30$ on either etsy or Aliexpress. Aliexpress takes times but those chinks can churn out really good products for 1/10 the price of someone doing it here. All our unit patches are commissioned like that (no more embroidery)

>>64016026
Nta, but any of them you have used before? I also make stuff and want to try it out.

>>64016043
No, it was our personnel dept that did those things. I just remember them saying they literally used the first result on etsy/ali.

Ahoy there, chaps.

Just dropped some new patch designs in the shop. (I'll repost in the next thread too in case this thread dies soon). Been a while since my last release due to the fact that I try to make every design embroidery versus woven.

This batch includes a ton of woven options too just to figure out what people prefer.

Also made sure to slap in a few restocks of the most popular.

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

Wow it's all shit

>>64016288
checkd, yeah all the good pacthfags ran off due to the faggotry in these threads, you missed the golden years bro

>>64016231
>Been a while since my last release due to the fact that I try to make every design embroidery versus woven.

Who the fuck are you?

>>64016362
>you missed the golden years bro
I miss pre 2014 /k/

>>64016362
Simply use whimsy to restore the patches to greatness.

>>64016614
Like not doing this crabs in a barrel shit when people actually post. There's plenty of room at the bottom for comfy mercantile pursuits.

>>64017320
I have a bunch of pre-2014 /k/. I look at it sometimes. A lot of the same people who want to go back would struggle with how on the nose and cringe everything was back then. People also knew a lot less on average about guns bc they were young + inexperienced, and they relied heavily on singular tripfags for any level of expertise.

>>64017362
>A lot of the same people who want to go back would struggle with how on the nose and cringe everything was back then
nah, I remember it vividly and wouldn't've an issue. one example is how now newfags think proper trigger discipline is "le reddit finger".
>People also knew a lot less on average about guns bc they were young + inexperienced, and they relied heavily on singular tripfags for any level of expertise.
Honestly most of the infographics and good threads about ballistics, shooting etc was from before the rise of generals in 2013-2014. But even then a couple of tripfags are more tolerable than the current board where there is zero discussion and it's just a constant shitfling.

Y'all should have gatekept better

>>64017611
I agree. Then we wouldn't have niggers like you shitting up the thread further than it previously has been.

>>64017618
I am the OG

>>63987198
I get the impression that the vast majority of people who use the word "goy" don't even understand what it means.

>>64017380
>one example is how now newfags think proper trigger discipline is "le reddit finger".
Well, shitposting is a art, after all. The new generation of wannabe troll suffers from a crippling addiction to internet intertexuality, i.e. the constant expectation that anyone cares about
>z0mg reddit
>z0mg youtube
>z0mg <other shit that isn't us>
So they're not as artful as they could be. Reddit finger was kind of funny for a minute, when the people saying it still understood that it's just ironic shitposting.

>infographics
I have a huge trove of the old ones. I could make a thread sometime.

>>64013239
just ordered one of these from a custom patch maker, thankyou anon, this will add nicely to the wall kek.

>>64016231
fuck year quality petch there fren, finna cop, loved your last drop as well

>>64019458
ausfalian spotted

patch idea

The April Fools 4chan logo as a patch.

>>64021349
https://badgerhoundsupply.com/product/department-of-4chan-efficiency-patch/

Already exists.

>>64021360
Oh, nice.

>>64020000
huh

Too weird to be a good patch idea? I guess getting permission to use the art would be difficult, too.

>>64023448
Permission?

Hulk Hogan patch please

Mr. Bacon
Please Restock Sylviepatch and Futa-long
Thanks

>>64020000
Observed

>>63988868
getting this error when attempting to buy (United States)

S-still here too, was moving apartments so I haven't been able to get many updates on stuff atm. But some more designs are forthcoming soon, maybe some bumper sticker designs (and even shirts...?)