Navy SEALs: America’s Most Overhyped Swim Team - /k/ (#63996118) [Archived: 228 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:50:33 PM No.63996118
EPSTEIN SEAL
EPSTEIN SEAL
md5: c90dbba56d799e840980a7c2d79a970a🔍
I trained with special forces. Seals are overrated.

The Real quiet professionals... Delta. Green Berets.Rangers,. They don’t need Netflix specials — they just get the job done.

SEALs swim a lot. Special Forces build nations, hunt high-value targets, and speak 3 languages while doing it.

The Seals are overrated!

Bonus: Post your favorite SF guns!
Replies: >>63996133 >>63996212 >>63996302 >>63996791 >>63997410 >>63997795 >>64001146
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:53:34 PM No.63996131
Watching Warfare made me realize how mediocre the SEALs actually were. They act like basic soldiers and the only guy that actually looks like special forces is the Asian looking 2nd in command.
Replies: >>63996744
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:53:42 PM No.63996133
>>63996118 (OP)
This is cope
Replies: >>63996179 >>63996182
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:02:33 PM No.63996179
1000003502
1000003502
md5: fed7f5c891f1fbf633ffb1e0e0cab0cd🔍
>>63996133
>America's best and brightest SEALs decide to assault a bunker head on
>in the dead of night
>with no cover
>leaves you for dead once the realization of thier retarded strategic advancement hits
>claim everything you did was minimal and take all the credit
>video comes out directly disproving the SEAL's timeline of events
>guy who lied about you to get the MoH is on the MoH historical society and refuses to give you your MoH exhibit
Go Chris Kyle yourself, goblino.
Replies: >>63997381 >>63998280
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:03:10 PM No.63996182
>>63996133
It's just one faggot that washed out of the marines that has a hateboner for seals. He makes an anti-SOCOM thread every other week. He gives delta a pass for the same behavior seals do.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:11:07 PM No.63996212
>>63996118 (OP)
All special forces are over rated. I don't know why we give regular dudes such an air of mystery when they're useless outside of being boogeymen for third worlders.
Replies: >>63997904
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:05 PM No.63996302
>>63996118 (OP)
>Delta
20 years ago maybe. In the past year alone I can think of at least half a dozen ex Delta guys that have been all over the the podcast circuit
>Green Berets
dime a dozen. plenty of them trying to do the same e-celeb shit every SEAL dreams about since the first day of BUD/S
>Special Forces build nations
meme tier shit. Hell even regular units were doing defacto FID shit with training partner forces all during GWOT in Afghanistan and Iraq. It didn't make much difference
>and speak 3 languages while doing it
SF has had the same emphasis on gettings bodies through the programs as every other SOF unit. The result is that their vaunted legendary language standards started slipping during GWOT. They worked with interpreters the same as everyone else a lot of the time.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:09:36 AM No.63996744
>>63996131
Never forget the average 11B infantryman straight out of infantry school has more infantry/firearms etc. training than a brand new Navy SEAL
Replies: >>64000998
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:21:55 AM No.63996791
>>63996118 (OP)
Remember this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Logan_Melgar
>Oh shit, we killed him! What do we do?
>I know! Let's do an amateur surgery on his dead body to cover our tracks!
>OMG brilliant!
That's how they knew fucking SEALs did it.
Replies: >>63996876 >>63997089
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:42:26 AM No.63996872
what a weird thread.
Replies: >>63997099
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:43:37 AM No.63996876
>>63996791
Wtf? You can murder a US soldier and barely do any time in jail? I thought the US were more harsh for this stuff.
The part where he hit on the widow is also disgusting.
Also why did they mix raiders, green berets, and seals doing together in a house in some African country?
Replies: >>63997851
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:01:23 AM No.63997089
>>63996791
>The four then planned to blackmail Melgar into silence by recording him being sexually assaulted by a Malian man.
Why are soldiers so fucking gay?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:04:50 AM No.63997099
>>63996872
inorganic, even.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:15:41 AM No.63997139
The boredom and decadence that comes with being posted to a remote area of Africa can easily mess with people and their relationships.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:39:22 AM No.63997381
>>63996179
There is a lengthy explanation by a former delta force commander who was there, pete blaber. Listen to the long explanation, look at the pics, see how incompetent command screwed everything up.
Replies: >>63998280
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:47:32 AM No.63997410
>>63996118 (OP)
All special forces are overrated
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:35:10 AM No.63997552
>muh special forces

Muh explosives an' sheeit.

We all bleed and need to stop & sleep sometime.

KABOOM.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:48:47 AM No.63997795
X
X
md5: ce77e2bc5b6aa21b128b16fdfaa07235🔍
>>63996118 (OP)
>I trained with special forces
Replies: >>64000292
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:06 AM No.63997809
Thanks Tod for letting more people know this
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:05:12 AM No.63997851
>>63996876
CIA fuckery.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:27:58 AM No.63997904
>>63996212
>Old SOF
Let's throw these annoying troublesome psychopaths behind enemy lines with no support and see how much they can fuck up the enemies supply lines before they die
>Nu-SOF
Let's make the most expensive infantry soldier possible and coddle them like NFL stars so they can write books when they retire
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:04:24 AM No.63998280
>>63997381
>>63996179
It's really weird how a choice 3-5 small fuckups between November 2001 and say March 2002 in Afghanistan fundamentally altered the trajectory of not just the entire campaign or US Military but the entire US as a nation. Had we accepted the surrender, had we not fucked up at Tora Bora, etc. Afghanistan might have been seen as a sideshow like Bosnia. What would it have been like had Tommy fucking Franks not let OBL get away? We could have put it behind us, so to speak, and I am always fascinated by what we would have done after that. Obligatory mention of the Howard Stern 9/11 broadcast and the SomethingAwful archives as well for being some of the most important cultural relics we've preserved to really capture that knife edge of national sentiment we found ourselves on.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:54:00 PM No.64000292
>>63997795
This...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:36:56 PM No.64000998
>>63996744
What, you think they don't go through basic? I mean don't make em gods but they're not 11Bs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:18 PM No.64001021
theyre nothing without their gear. special equipment n roid forces
Replies: >>64002036
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:22:11 AM No.64001146
>>63996118 (OP)
Larry Vickers said that when he learned what Green Berets actually do - he decided to to go to Delta.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:01:38 AM No.64002036
>>64001021
Heard some allegations that ex tier ones flooded over to ukraine when they called for volunteers, then turned around when they learned they wouldn't be treated like tier 1. Allegedly.