Thread 64009772

F15s returning to the US with new markings

My personal favorite

The Freddy Kruger one looks like a wojak.

>>64009772 (OP)
why not just paint stars of david on the side?
or did some focus group decide this would be more palatable to the American media consoooooomer?

>>64009787
>>64009783
>fucked up rotations
Goddammit

>>64009818
i think they choose their own art so if one wants a star of david he can put it on. im sure there's one with a star of david somewhere

>>64009818
I would paint the LIST

>>64009783
>>64009787
I always liked Adolf Galland's bootleg Mickey Mouse.

>>64009917
risking copyright lawsuits with that

>>64009818
Post skin and eye color

>>64009772 (OP)
What do the black and red dots means?

Come back when they allow naked painted women

>>64010037
a rocket pod looks like that, in this case APKWS

>>64010085
Gotta get smart.

They're not Opus.

80-0002 has the most idiotic record of any F-15. After being built and flown to Germany, it got loose from its towbar and ran smack into a hangar wall. Then on a training exercise it accidentally live fired a sidewinder against another F-15, scoring the first blue on blue hit for an Eagle.

>>64010085

Acceptable compromise?

>>64009772 (OP)
wait....rockets?

>>64009772 (OP)
>Guardian when he recognizes the prevailing theme for the callsigns of the rest of the squadron

>>64009772 (OP)
>Micheal Myers didn't get a kill
C'mon man, you get the best horror character and then get zero kills?

>>64009772 (OP)
In another few years they'll be painting Five Nights at Freddy's characters on them

>>64009772 (OP)
What markings do the ones at the bottom of the ocean have?

>>64009772 (OP)
>Guardian

>>64010174
Yeah, they're being used for drone interception. Among other things.
>While the use of the AGR-20 APKWS II was somewhat expected, especially after CENTCOM shared a photo of an F-15E (87-0210 – “Jigsaw”) deployed to an undisclosed base later identified through OSINT as Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, carrying an anti-UAV loadout consisting of six LAU-131A rocket launchers for a total of 42 AGR-20 rockets, the employment of AGM-158 JASSMs by the F-15Es in the Middle East has not been officially confirmed.

>>64009869
>>64010033
Silence, tourists

>>64010191
None of them have gotten kills.

>>64010423
but youre the tourist?

>>64010033
most israelis are brown, anon. the "white" ones are mostly slavs.

>>64009818
>nooooooo you can't defend yourself
Stop touching boats Achmed.

>>64009862
>LIST
They did, of their kills.

>>64011030
>most Israelis are brown
WTF my college professor told me that they were evil White colonizers!? Then what else have they lied about!?!

>>64010037
they're collecting the dragon balls

>>64009772 (OP)
Guardian is the kindergarden teacher of his squadron, holy shit. I bet he has to tardwrangle them all the time.

>>64011030
And most western jews that identify as non-White for virtue signaling purposes have lily white skin.
Ironic, isn't it?

>>64011046
The ones with money and power are slav mutts, easily confused for Whites. The ones they send to do the actual murder and theft are brown.

>>64009772 (OP)
I want to know what actual aces from WWII, Korea and Vietnam think about kill marks just for firing ordnance and splashing drones.

>>64009818
>thirdie enraged by Americans being Americans
Just wait until you see what the enlisted name their vehicles

>>64011080
These are tank names btw

>>64011080
>A TANK
>look inside
>stealth aircraft

>>64009818
Have you considered Da Jooz are rich because they live rent-free inside your head, Ahmed? Nobody's asking you to stop worshiping a pedophile or fucking your cousins, all you have to do is keep your hands to yourself, crybully.

>>64011067
>browns murdering browns for gain while blaming whites
For fucks sake.

>>64009772 (OP)
so, if we let soldiers paint anything on their planes; would we go full ork?

>>64010211
>F15
>bottom of the ocean
WUT

>>64011080
>A TANK
very nice, me like

>>64011109
>a maintainer
>thinking about the injuries and logbook records on purple aircraft

>>64009862
CIX would suffice. CX if you want to make a statement.

>>64011109
We'd get Ace Combat custom skins.

>>64011080
>Beaner on Board

>>64009783
>>64009820
I gotchu

black is fired, red is confirmed hit?

>>64011122
Acceptable timeline.

>>64011122
Fun fact: the Idolmaster skins in AC6 have stats that reflect their characters. Chihaya there apparently has shit self-esteem and will spiral if anything goes wrong, which manifests in-game by making the plane suddenly dive if it takes even a single hit from a stray AA round.
The stat boosts that the skin offers are still altogether mediocre and do not compensate for this behaviour.
Meanwhile, there's stuff like an A-10 skin that essentially makes it anti-gravity.

>>64009772 (OP)
Now I want Vtubers drawn unto them

>>64009772 (OP)
Gay af.

>>64009783
Sovl.

>>64011080
Ohh, come on!
Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout
Spread fear within, without
I say we're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back

>>64009772 (OP)
I thought nose art was verboten? Did they change the rules? Nice!

>>64011109
There's be a lot of tits. A lot of tits painted on planes. Like so many fucking tits. You wouldn't even believe it.
I literally can't post half my collection of nose art on here, because blue board.

>>64011080
>Ashes to ashes
And nobody thought to name their tank "Funk to Funky" to go with. Sad

>>64010169
being reminded of that anon always makes me chuckle.

>>64009772 (OP)
>That one guy who refuses to follow the squadron's theming

>>64011074
DESU it feels no different to me from shooting down a missile. Did they record those?

>>64011080
>Christine II
what happened to the first one?

>>64010037
anti air missiles against iranian drones

>>64009772 (OP)
There's no fucking way those are their names. Holy fucking cringe

>>64010436
>>64010191
they dont show kills they weirdly show munition use. they probably all got kills

the thing they have the most is what seems like JDAMs. i can only speculate what the red and black lightning bolts mean. could be using some kind of a jammer pod to down houthi drones in operation rough rider (JASSM cruise missiles and JDAMs were used there too)
>>64011074
they would have done the same if they all had 0 kills
>>64011080
>united flight 175
im honestly surprised this was allowed
>>64011109
yes
>>64011209
you probably can

>>64011111
Checked
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/politics/second-us-navy-jet-is-lost-at-sea

>>64011500
How often do navy pilots land on the wrong carrier?

>>64011500
>>64011598

>>64011579
>us navy
>F15
Fucking brownies.

>>64009772 (OP)
APKWS should be pronounced like "Apkwiss."
Almost sounds like "kiss." Kiss of Death.
Nobody says H-M-M-W-V, do they? No, they say Humvee, which flows much better. As they should.
But people are going to keep calling it "A-P-K-W-S" all clumsily.

I should be allowed to mind-control people to fix this.

>>64010169
>>64011271
Kek thats my OC, I totally forgot about that

>>64011243
Big nigger IV: A new Nigger coming soon

>>64011782
i think those acronym 'names' are retarded anyway they should give weapons real names

wasnt the rocket that thing was made of called hydra? now there's a good name

>>64009772 (OP)
They all look shit.
It's like they got a list of approved characters and couldn't pick anything else. Or their taste is just that bad.

>>64011820
Yeah. 70mm / 2.75" Hydra rockets.
Vietnam vintage.
True, they could just call it "Hydra-2" or "Smart Hydra" since it's a whole new lease on the rocket's utility.

>>64010112

That’s a dude btw

>>64012033
Looks like a femboy with a pussy

>>64010223
>AGR-20 APKWS II
I had almost forgotten about that Hydra 70 mod pack.

>>64009772 (OP)
>Horror movie call signs
Sick as hell

>>64009772 (OP)
I dont mean to hate, but these are poorly drawn.

>>64010112
noice

>>64012059
femboys with tits and pussies is my fetish (unironically, it's different from women bro trust me)

>>64009918
>Copyright Laws
The other Adolf already thought of that, why else did he put them in the camps?

>>64012033
No shit, how else do you think they got the shape for the stencil?

>>64012166
Its not straight bro, i swear im gay as hell

Placement is key