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Anonymous No.64011435 [Report] >>64011439 >>64011444 >>64011465 >>64012074
Ass-aulting towards Cherkussy
You are a Russian Commander, Russia has finally enacted total war after the krauts threatened to unleash the schmelltroopers and the waffen BDSM.
You are tasked with the central thrust with the capture of Cherkassy-Korsun as its final goal. You will assault from northeast and east directions with masses of conscripts, a time limit and the arsenal of the Russian state in 2025. How would you go about the battle?
>Diverge to attack from the north western direction
>Use massed artillery with AA
>Use an armoured assault
>drive the enemy to the dnieper at heavy casualties and encircle entire formations
I would go with A to avoid unit concentration and high losses, also a trap would be prepared for general hamstein in the form of a delicious feast in the area of the offensive so we can capture him. Lowers enemy effectiveness desu. Troops would also be under strict orders not to rape as the local guerillas would be a pain.

Bonus
>1943-44 scenario against nazi krauts
Would go with a mix of B and D against manstein as he doesn't have drones or mass artillery to counter and lacks enough resources to counter encircle my forces.
Anonymous No.64011439 [Report] >>64011446
>>64011435 (OP)
>How would you go about the battle?
I defect at the first opportunity.
Anonymous No.64011444 [Report]
>>64011435 (OP)
ass rape the nearest mobik
Anonymous No.64011446 [Report] >>64011699 >>64011719 >>64011722
>>64011439
>raped and tortured for information by the CIA in the Cheese caves
Hope you're lactose tolerant
Anonymous No.64011465 [Report] >>64011722
>>64011435 (OP)
I sell the weapons on the black market and flee to Kazakhstan
Anonymous No.64011503 [Report]
order my troops into meatwave attacks with minimal support with the aim of getting as many of them killed so I can steal their families compensations for myself.
flee to some south east asian nation once I got enough money in my "retirement" fund
Anonymous No.64011699 [Report] >>64011701 >>64011716
>>64011446
Bitch if I'm a russian who's defecting I'd spill the beans as quickly as I possibly could. There's no future for puccia, it's a thirdie shithole that has been on a constant downwards-spiral since the tzars. Why the fuck would I care about how me telling them every little detail I know if I'm already defecting?
Anonymous No.64011701 [Report] >>64011705
>>64011699
>thirdie
God I wish people would learn what that means.
Anonymous No.64011705 [Report] >>64011728
>>64011701
Yes, russia is a third world country, did I fucking stutter? If you go 100km outside of Moscow or St Petersburg it's just as developed as fucking Afghanistan. There is no infrastructure, cities are all crumbling apart, and all the money is flowing back to the capital to prop up the lives of the lucky few who was born there instead of actually developing their country.
Anonymous No.64011716 [Report] >>64012051
>>64011699
CIA would still rape and torture you, you are going to the child rape caves or the cheese caves if you defect
they have no reason to not rape and torture you if you're already under them, infact they should double rape you since they have free time from not extracting info desu
Anonymous No.64011719 [Report]
>>64011446
>buhanka don't give r fuck about Ahmeds
Holy cope on that pic...
Anonymous No.64011722 [Report]
>>64011465
>That damned smile

>>64011446
>raped
So, bog standard Russian army life?
That's fine
Anonymous No.64011728 [Report] >>64011731 >>64011735 >>64011738 >>64011739 >>64011808 >>64011855 >>64011957 >>64011976
>>64011705
name any country and I'll cherry-pick you something from google that looks like Afghanistan
Anonymous No.64011731 [Report]
>>64011728
Luxembourg
Anonymous No.64011735 [Report]
>>64011728
>Vatican
>Monaco
>Bahamas
Anonymous No.64011738 [Report]
>>64011728
Iceland
Anonymous No.64011739 [Report]
>>64011728
>Russia
I want him to look at his shithole one more time
Anonymous No.64011808 [Report]
>>64011728
Rhodesia
Anonymous No.64011855 [Report]
>>64011728
Your Mom
Anonymous No.64011957 [Report]
>>64011728
I'll give you an easy one: russia
Anonymous No.64011976 [Report] >>64012019
>>64011728
Afghanistan
Anonymous No.64012019 [Report]
>>64011976
impossible. Afghanistan doesn't have street view
Anonymous No.64012051 [Report]
>>64011716
You sure think a lot about male rape
Anonymous No.64012074 [Report]
>>64011435 (OP)
>You are a Russian Commander
Stopped reading here. I know what to do.

>*Kills self*
Anonymous No.64012102 [Report]
Buhanka-chan is built for helium tube molestation