Meanwhile at the /k/ Long House...

>>64013657 (OP)
Hey boys, this is a long enough house for a range. We just gotta agree on which side the bullets go.

>>64013665
Bullets go down into the cumpit like we've discussed

I was cucked by steppe chads…

>>64013669
But... the splashback...

I think we should add treads to the Long House

>>64013678
We have a minimum safe distance already established! The 2nd closest post to the backstop/cumpit

>>64013675
Oh yeah? Did you watch? Were you looking your woman right in the eye as she was getting raw dogged? Did you get his cum out of her mouth with your tongue?

>>64013683
bring it up at the next Thing, and I'll yell at you then

>>64013685
But then I have to get the arc right and i cant tell 87 degrees from 90.

>>64013689
Being antisemitic is not funny.

long house is long

>>64013657 (OP)
Why is there a door behind the closet?

You cleared out the hentai room?

Am I the oy o e that's drunk

>>64013657 (OP)

>>64013678
thats why every time you take a shot into it, you gotta make a shot into it, so it doesnt get empty
wouldt want to lose our b̶a̶c̶k̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ backstop now would we?

>>64014107
That's man ass!

Okay which retard pissed in the hearth?

>>64013675
>not being a steppechad
lmao west and north germanics are so funny, do you guys still do that goofy thing where you ride to the battle, then GET OFF YOUR HORSE? Every time I see it I laugh.

Maybe if you would learn to ride and swing a sword at the same time you could get some Scythian bitches on your dick.
t. Vandalchad

>>64013665
go to the end you want to be on, last side standing decides it

>>64013665
Is this why we cleared out the hentai room?

>>64013657 (OP)
THIS HOUSE ISN'T EVEN LONG ENOUGH FOR MY COCK! WHERE'S THE MEAD?

>>64013657 (OP)
My booty is mine. It belongs to me. You cannot take my boo-ty.

>>64014560
mead is now fermenting, please wait warmly

>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>*PING*

>>64014678
more fuel to your fire

>>64013657 (OP)
I went to the neighboring tribe stole their mutton and killed all their women while they were out on a hunting party. Now they are equals to us only we have mutton. Whats our next plan of attack?

>>64014355
Horses are a meme vandalnig, wait till the pike goes into full production and your HPC will become a death trap

>>64013657 (OP)
oh, no liquor for me, thank you. i'll have a onions milk ice latte please.

>>64014822
>just wait more than a thousand years, you'll see!
lol sure, and let me guess, it's still just peasants holding the pikes getting shot by noblemen, now isn't it?

Maybe if you had some grazing land you'd have more to show for yourself than a pointy stick

>>64014845
>Maybe if you had some grazing land

>>64015177
>dumb bitch lives in the forest
>hurdur why am I poor, why do I have no cattle, why don't my crops grow

>>64015188

>>64015239
I'm going to rape your goat after I sell your wife as a slave to the greeks, it looks more human

>>64015239
>>64015241
No one's touching any goat

>>64014068
Didn’t mean nothing by it

>>64014107
Aside from the butt would definitely impregnate

>>64014107
NOW YOU'RE GONNA POST HER GETTING BLACKED LIKE YOU USUALLY DO RIGHT MADICKSUCKER?! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAAAA!!!!!

>>64015622
That room had 6000 dollars worth of hentai in it.

Where is it now?

>>64013657 (OP)
these houses seem cozy

>>64017039
Your taste in hentai was terrible, 6k worth of loli porn. If you don’t wanna accept that then I’m not sure what else I can do for you

>>64019264
You're a bit deaf aren't you

I said where is it now?

>>64014825
Liquor won't be invented for centuries yet.

>>64019576
The Arabs were already distilling wine during the viking era.

>>64019592
Fuck kebabs

>>64019607

These bows the long nose tibe gave use are shit. They fire arrows into my leg without me touching them!

>>64019609
It's ok Mr. Bosniak, we know you're still mad about your 30,000 civilians

>>64019632
I am not from the balkans and could not give less of a shit, Romanians are clearly the best of you inbred retards

>>64019647
>Romanians are clearly the best of you inbred retards

Romanian detected

>>64019657
I am an ex-Amish American.

>>64019662
>ex-Amish American.
The fuck?

>>64019516
Somewhere out in the woods, on fire I think

>>64021450
What time did it ignite?

>>64021523
Around dark, at dark

>>64021618
You don't know what the hell you're talking about do you, you mean to tell me its been burning since last night?

What's the most you've ever lost in hentai?

>>64021643
I don’t know I couldn’t say..never saved any

>>64021674
Call it.

Women or futa.

>>64019674
What part don't you get?

>>64022669
How can you just stop being Amish? Why the fuck are you using a computer?

>>64022686
Oh. You just leave. The Amish way of life is a voluntary one. Beyond the culture, it's a core tenet of the religion. Amish are anabaptists, the whole concept was they viewed infant baptism as incorrect and invalid, both because Christ was baptized as an adult, and it must be a conscious understood choice made by an adult. That mentality applies to the Amish way of life as well, it has to be agreed upon by someone who understands what they are doing.

It varies based on community, but you may have heard of Rumspringa. Before baptism, Amish people go out and experience the outside world and decide for themselves what they want. There is an intentional push for you to experience modern life, and whether you want that or the Amish way. I chose to leave. Simple as that. Most don't.

>>64022571
Look, I need to know what I stand to coom to

>>64022789
you stand to coom on everything.

>>64022809
Alright, women then

>>64023102
Well done.

Karadzic will make /k/ great again

Radovan Karadzic for office 2028

ohpee's got a small weenuk hehe

also who took my fucking obsidian, I was using that.

>>64026286
Nether portal?

>>64026397
no I was knaping it to shape a dildo for OP to use.
he was very specific about it being, "big, black, beautiful and rock hard"

>>64026417
don't worry I got a backup piece you can use as a sounding rod, should be the right size

>>64026424
thanks for the offer but while it is black, beautiful and rock hard. It simply isn't big enough for OP.