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Anonymous No.64019809 >>64019819 >>64019849 >>64020373 >>64020516 >>64020517 >>64023282 >>64029994
You fat old piece of shit. You didn't give him your house and now Tom Selleck has to sell his guns to afford his lifestyle. You should have given Magnum PI your house you fat retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJTiZeiK1wg
Anonymous No.64019819
>>64019809 (OP)
Better that he's selling them when he's alive than them being liquidated for debt from his estate.
Anonymous No.64019849 >>64019884 >>64020005 >>64020498 >>64020544 >>64020565 >>64027777
>>64019809 (OP)
>Tom Selleck was 35 when Magnum PI aired
Watta da shitto. He looked in his early '40s in the series.
People really did look older back then.
Anonymous No.64019884
>>64019849
well yeah, they had old hair and wore old clothes.
Anonymous No.64019969 >>64025014
>>213007507
why doesn't he just use the guns to get more houses?
Anonymous No.64020005 >>64020701
>>64019849
They didn't have great nutrition, everyone smoked, and there weren't a fuck ton of xenoestrogens in the environment.
Anonymous No.64020301 >>64020996 >>64031909
A reverse mortgage isn't a scam to steal your house. It's a scam to steal your house.
Anonymous No.64020309
I always get Selleck and Don Frye confused
Anonymous No.64020373 >>64020996 >>64021771 >>64024446
>>64019809 (OP)
>Did you see the sunrise?
Anonymous No.64020498
>>64019849
He has a very masculine facial structure, plus facial hair, it doesn't lend itself to looking young.
Anonymous No.64020516 >>64020999
>>64019809 (OP)
i will never understand how movie star millionaires dont set aside some safe investments like rental properties in case they ever have to return to a normal life.
Anonymous No.64020517
>>64019809 (OP)
Perverse Mortgages?
Anonymous No.64020544 >>64020633
>>64019849
Bro was the same age as me, and I'm a little boy.

Guess cigarette sandwich for breakfast, leaded coffee for dinner, then brushing your teeth with steak juice wasn't a good lifestyle after all.
Anonymous No.64020565 >>64020647 >>64023766
>>64019849
Life was unironically harder, just like your parents tell you. You've become soft and lazy.
Anonymous No.64020633 >>64023957
>>64020544
>roast-beef sandwich for breakfast, labia minora for dinner, then brushing your teeth with pussy juice
FTFY
Anonymous No.64020647 >>64021752
>>64020565
If life was harder, then why is that generation so entitled, spoiled, impatient, and incompetent?
Anonymous No.64020701
>>64020005
2/3 ain't bad but yeah pack a day and no sunblock will fuck your skin up.
Anonymous No.64020996
>>64020373
what?
>>64020301
just like any other
Anonymous No.64020999 >>64021739
>>64020516
I'm pretty sure he's fine. His bluebloods show just ended. idk why he is liquidating his collection
Anonymous No.64021739
>>64020999
Checked. He's got no sons so he's probably the only one in his family who likes guns, and I know he's still buying guns (don't ask) so I suspect he's probably cycling out some of his collection for some cash and to make space for some other stuff too.
Anonymous No.64021752
>>64020647
They're old.
Anonymous No.64021771
>>64020373
Underappreciated post.
Anonymous No.64023282 >>64023922
>>64019809 (OP)
fucker stole my parents' house
Anonymous No.64023766
>>64020565
>You've become soft and lazy.
seeing how my parents bodies were beat up/broken down with constant hurting joints from years of "unironically harder life" im glad to fat(temporary) and lazy
Anonymous No.64023922
>>64023282
Can't have shit in Detroit
Anonymous No.64023957
>>64020633
check'd and i wish i had the same treatment
Anonymous No.64024446
>>64020373
>Yes, why?
Anonymous No.64025014
>>64019969
good question
Anonymous No.64025391
>"Don't think of it as 'your' house. Think of it as 'our' house - that a bank now owns"
Anonymous No.64027756
giv house
Anonymous No.64027777
>>64019849
He looks age accurate to me? The series ran for 8 years. The guy would've been 43 by the last season.
Anonymous No.64029994
>>64019809 (OP)
>collecting marlins
Anonymous No.64031909
>>64020301
A reverse mortgage gives you nothing now, and nothing when you leave your home.
Anonymous No.64031980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3A4uE7-SE