You fat old piece of shit. You didn't give him your house and now Tom Selleck has to sell his guns to afford his lifestyle. You should have given Magnum PI your house you fat retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJTiZeiK1wg

>>64019809 (OP)
Better that he's selling them when he's alive than them being liquidated for debt from his estate.

>>64019809 (OP)
>Tom Selleck was 35 when Magnum PI aired
Watta da shitto. He looked in his early '40s in the series.
People really did look older back then.

>>64019849
well yeah, they had old hair and wore old clothes.

>>213007507
why doesn't he just use the guns to get more houses?

>>64019849
They didn't have great nutrition, everyone smoked, and there weren't a fuck ton of xenoestrogens in the environment.

A reverse mortgage isn't a scam to steal your house. It's a scam to steal your house.

I always get Selleck and Don Frye confused

>>64019809 (OP)
>Did you see the sunrise?

>>64019849
He has a very masculine facial structure, plus facial hair, it doesn't lend itself to looking young.

>>64019809 (OP)
i will never understand how movie star millionaires dont set aside some safe investments like rental properties in case they ever have to return to a normal life.

>>64019809 (OP)
Perverse Mortgages?

>>64019849
Bro was the same age as me, and I'm a little boy.

Guess cigarette sandwich for breakfast, leaded coffee for dinner, then brushing your teeth with steak juice wasn't a good lifestyle after all.

>>64019849
Life was unironically harder, just like your parents tell you. You've become soft and lazy.

>>64020544
>roast-beef sandwich for breakfast, labia minora for dinner, then brushing your teeth with pussy juice
FTFY

>>64020565
If life was harder, then why is that generation so entitled, spoiled, impatient, and incompetent?

>>64020005
2/3 ain't bad but yeah pack a day and no sunblock will fuck your skin up.

>>64020373
what?
>>64020301
just like any other

>>64020516
I'm pretty sure he's fine. His bluebloods show just ended. idk why he is liquidating his collection

>>64020999
Checked. He's got no sons so he's probably the only one in his family who likes guns, and I know he's still buying guns (don't ask) so I suspect he's probably cycling out some of his collection for some cash and to make space for some other stuff too.

>>64020647
They're old.

>>64020373
Underappreciated post.

>>64019809 (OP)
fucker stole my parents' house

>>64020565
>You've become soft and lazy.
seeing how my parents bodies were beat up/broken down with constant hurting joints from years of "unironically harder life" im glad to fat(temporary) and lazy

>>64023282
Can't have shit in Detroit

>>64020633
check'd and i wish i had the same treatment

>>64020373
>Yes, why?

>>64019969
good question

>"Don't think of it as 'your' house. Think of it as 'our' house - that a bank now owns"

giv house

>>64019849
He looks age accurate to me? The series ran for 8 years. The guy would've been 43 by the last season.

>>64019809 (OP)
>collecting marlins