Thread 64020404 - /k/

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:55:09 PM No.64020404
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>live in sisters backyard.
>Get a text from sister at 9:10pm
>Tells me that around 20 to 30 mins prior some weird guy knocked on the door
>Stated he had a package for her husband (used his name)
>She tells him to leave it at the door
>He says he needs to explain something about it
>She says to explain through the door
>Guy gets about frustrated saying he can't hear.
>Yells to leave it at the door because she isn't opening the door
>He says he needs to explain the package or he'll just walk away.
>She doesn't reply, he goes away

What do you think? Was this some dodgy antics or an attempted robbery or scouting for a potential robbery of sorts?

I scouted the house and stayed in the main house until her husband came home. There was no package left. But being Australia, all I had was a dumbbell stick and a 300mm wrench.

What are some low key possible defense weapons to use?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:59:41 PM No.64020412
>>64020404 (OP)
maglight and cricket bat spring to mind if you're worried about cops, I'm not aware of any law that prohibits you owning an axe either
Cunt sounds dodgy to me, but that depends on whether or not the husband knows him
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:01:04 PM No.64020414
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>>64020404 (OP)

Think those muscle/athlete sprays would be good a good sub for pepper spray since we can't have those here? Which is better, the heat or cooling versions?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:01:39 PM No.64020416
>>64020404 (OP)
Why do you live in your sister's backyard?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:05:17 PM No.64020429
>>64020414
You can just buy very hot peppers or hotsauce and make your own pepper spray using a restaurant CO2 spray thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:08:58 PM No.64020436
>>64020404 (OP)
It was a home invasion attempt that started with him grabbing your sister's mail so he knew who to reference. Had he answered the door he wouldve just said he was a neighbor and got the mail sent to his house by mistake. Your sister confirmed he wasn't there, dangerous af as a woman, so he tried to pressure her into letting him inside. She probably would've gotten raped if she did because 1/3rd of all home invasions involve rape and that's when the invader doesn't realize a woman is home rather than confirming it and attempting entry anyway.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:23 PM No.64020437
>>64020416
This. Are you a dropkick OP?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:20:28 PM No.64020452
>>64020404 (OP)
>>64020404 (OP)
Get a shovel or a proper nice cricket/baseball bat. 'Weapon of opportunity' law shit, you can't get a dedicated weapon but you can get something that works REALLY well as one and just say 'oh i use it for it's real purpose and I just happened to grab that first :D'. I keep a camping shovel and baseball bat near mine because I do actually want to get back into T ball one day.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:20:50 PM No.64020453
>>64020412
Nah he didn't get any texts or calls from anyone saying they were dropping things off

>>64020416
>>64020437
Failed to launch etc.

>>64020436
Think it's something that could happen again or another attempt could be made?

Usually there are 3 cars in the driveway.

His car, my sister's car and mine.

We recently cleared out the garage so I have my car in there. Think the person saw there was just 1 car in the driveway and thought there was no one there or only 1 person or that they noticed a difference in the number of cars in the driveay Think it would be a good idea to have my car out in the driveway too
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:22:59 PM No.64020456
>Need to explain something about the package
In what situation would that actually apply? It's not great that the most "reasonable" thing I could think of would be drugs, and your brother in law's dealer needs to make sure he doesn't accidentally eat 5 grams of fent.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:16 PM No.64020473
>>64020404 (OP)
If you defend yourself in Australia from a violent criminal you're going to jail anyway, so why not use a gun?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:23 PM No.64020483
>>64020404 (OP)
i love how you shiteaters like to say Eastern europe is a shithole, while we don't even lock our doors here, while you lose your shit when some strainger knocks on yours
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:36:46 PM No.64020495
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>>64020483
>Eastern europe is a shithole
It is, but there are worse places on Earth.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:08:35 PM No.64020615
>>64020483
True but where we live there aren't Russians or Eastern Europeans so you have to understand that alone makes everything else worth it
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:21 PM No.64020627
>>64020483
Australia has been in a per capita recession for the past 3 years and what little economic "growth" we have had is purely a result of housing speculation and increasing government expenditure on aged/disability care. Don't listen to anyone who tells you Australia ain't fucked.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:18:58 PM No.64020641
>>64020615
I would rather E Europeans than Rajesh, Chang and Mohamed.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:32:56 PM No.64020688
>>64020404 (OP)
Are you allowed to own a crossbow in Ausland? Then get one and get good. Or, get into paintball. A few rounds from high-psi to the face is rather discouraging.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:21:15 PM No.64020822
>>64020688
>Crossbow
>Paintball
Both require a permit from the po-po.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:36 PM No.64020858
>>64020822
Is Australia just an alternate England with opposite weather and wildlife ?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:43:07 PM No.64020884
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>>64020483
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:48:07 PM No.64020896
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>Woman
I hope they come back and have sex with her.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:49:25 PM No.64020902
>>64020483
Well, there's actually things worth stealing in our houses and most of us have running, drinkable water.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:53:57 PM No.64020916
>>64020858
>Is Australia just an alternate England with opposite weather and wildlife ?
Most former English colonies that left peacefully are this fucked.
Australia moreso because they're a colony of ex-cons that were totally fine living in a boiling hot hellscape with homicidal wildlife, and in turn why their government doesn't trust them with anything.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:55:37 PM No.64020921
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>>64020884
classic

>>64020404 (OP)
no shit it was a home invasion attempt, that's dodgy as fuck and only a retard would have fallen for it

we live in dangerous times, anon
build your house like a castle and treat all strangers as potential threats
>Spider: "If you're not expected, you're not invited, so fuck off!"

In Australia, this means building your house so that they can pound on the door and walls with a sledgehammer for an hour and not break in, cause that's how long it'll take the filth to come round

and yeah, even if you do need to get registered and get a gun safe and be subject to yearly surprise inspections, at least you'd have a shotgun on hand in case the rapists come to reenact Mad Max on your ass
better that than watch the invaders run a train on your wife and daughter because, like an American, you held to the principle of
>the gubmint is gonna take away my guns if I register so I won't buy any guns
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:13:06 PM No.64020981
>>64020404 (OP)
>What are some low key possible defense weapons to use?
I find the best option for me is yelling "WHO THE FUCK IS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR AT THIS HOUR? I SWEAR SOMEONE BETTER BE DYING OR SO HELP ME GOD THEY WILL BE!".
Sensible crooks don't want to deal with lunatics.
Only catch is when it's actually someone you know and just weren't expecting, had to explain to my brother what the deal was with all that and why it's best he text me before he drops by.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:17:02 PM No.64020991
>>64020404 (OP)
Have you ever considered your sister attractive, OP?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:50:31 AM No.64023364
>>64020404 (OP)
>9:10
fuck that. not even couriers that use their own cars work that late, get her a good dog and make it's well trained. had a similar situation with a "building inspector" about 2 years ago. but he shat himself and pissed off quick smart when i opened the main door and my dog started barking (he was likely expecting a woman to live here). had a chat with some of the neighbours and he knocked on their doors posing as a plumber, sparky and even an SA Water meter reader kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:55:48 AM No.64023371
>>64020404 (OP)
Delivery scams are rampant

My son had a guy posing as a parcel delivery man the other day
knocked on our door and said he was delivering stuff we had ordered just that morning
Joke's on him because we'd just flown off the previous day for a holiday
I believe they tailor their response to whoever answers the door

Train your kids to be suspicious and to confirm
Make use of those fucking smartphones everybody's glued to
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:56:14 AM No.64023372
>>64020921
Wanna know why youre a faggot? Cause Americans buy em without registering, ignorant cunt.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:00:38 AM No.64023384
>>64023372
>ignorant cunt
look who's talking. /k/ is full of retards moaning about what to do in deep blue states requiring de facto firearms registration, especially for "assault-type" rifles
the answer is, fucking do it anyway if you have to

lurk more faggot
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Loner
7/24/2025, 8:52:12 AM No.64023501
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>>64020412
Yeah, a wooden baseball bat, a hocky stick or a tire iron. All reasonable choices.

All you really need to do is beat back an aggressor until they leave the premises and you're able to call the police. Self-defense in is usually permissible, right? The law calls for an equal amount of force I believe.
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Loner
7/24/2025, 8:53:14 AM No.64023506
>>64020437>>64020416
These gave me a laugh.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:01:02 AM No.64023525
>>64023501
lol na. some states, specifically NSW and Vic tend to be more 'hide and DO NOT ENGAGE'. Basically let them do what they want. It's only if they are very specifically trying to harm your bodily person or someone else that you can fight back. Basically let them take what they want sorry lol :D. QLD, SA, WA and NT I think tend to be more lenient on people defending their property, especially if it's expensive stuff like cars, computers, jewellery, but don't take my word on it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:48:31 AM No.64023590
>>64023501
>Self-defense in is usually permissible, right?
A couple of weeks ago when my sister went off her rocker and threatened to kill the entire family the police officer at my Mum’s house said that I’m allowed to defend myself proportionally. If she push’s me I’m allowed to push back, if she punch’s me I’m allowed to punch back, etc. However the officer said that I can not go berko and do something like (and these were his words) slit her throat. Still considering the horror stories I’ve seen about people getting fucked for defending themselves and the fact that my sister is pregnant I think I’ll just have to wait for the cops to get their lazy arses to the house to sort it out. I personally have now qualms about rocking her shit but I really do not want to be responsible for a dead baby, let the cunt do that herself.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:56:13 AM No.64023603
>>64020858
Even England doesn't require a license for a fucking crossbow yet, that shit is just depressing
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:21:56 AM No.64023637
>>64023603
it does depend on the state. QLD is generally pretty decent with a lot of stuff like that, crossbows and such require no liscene. Hell form what I remember black powder muzzleloaders you don't even need a license to get one, you just need to register it.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:32:38 AM No.64023641
>>64020404 (OP)
>lives in the backyard of the his sisters husband while being a deadbeat incel loser with 0 pussy and 0 kids

Man...the West is so fucked it's not even funny, the bronze age collapse and the fall of Rome will look like jokes in comparison.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:58:58 AM No.64023692
>>64023637
>Hell form what I remember black powder muzzleloaders you don't even need a license to get one, you just need to register it.
It’s the same for any pre-1900 firearm, my Dad owns a functional Webley RIC from the 1890’s and he didn’t need a license for it. I think the rationale is that your average Abo/Bogan doesn’t know how to make the ammunition for them and if they tried to fire modern ammunition it probably will be more detrimental to the tard firing it then whoever is being aimed at.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:50:42 PM No.64024511
>>64023637
Crossbows most definitely require a licence in QLD, they are 'Category M' weapons in the legislation. They require a safety course to be completed and a licence for that category.

The muzzleloader thing you're talking about is like >>64023692 says, only for firearms actually manufactured before 1901, not modern reproductions. E.g. you can get an original Colt pocket pistol of some kind which is cap and ball and just register it (antique guns will cost you a pretty penny), but you cannot buy a Pietta reproduction of the same pistol, the modern gun requires a Cat H handgun licence, club membership, permits etc.

It's quite convoluted.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:41:14 PM No.64025534
>>64020902
american percepion about the world is amazing
fyi we had drinking water long before your country even existed, but keep repeating your retard takes
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:50:52 PM No.64026227
>>64023501
I've heard of situations where a burglar would jump over the fence or break into a house. Then when they tripped in a ditch or some sort of property regulation breech in the home, the owners were held liable for the injuries. Not the fact the abo shouldn't have been there in the first place
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:57:22 PM No.64026255
>>64025534
Why are you still irrelevant then, since you are our esteemed elder?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:55:59 AM No.64026632
>>64023590
That really is fucked. You cannot tell what someone's intentions are until it's too late. Is he pushing you or is he about to stab you? Is that a punch or is he going to gouge out your eyes? The first mover advantage in a fight is huge too, the first punch to your face might put you out, and you could have kicked him or punched first but you had to wait for his attack to land. Absolutely fucked and even worse than normal for women and anyone else who's not physically strong.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:58:48 AM No.64026644
>>64020404 (OP)
>>live in sisters backyard.
Are you a bogan? Lebanese? Show us your mullet, mate.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:06:14 AM No.64026835
>>64020453
>Think it's something that could happen again or another attempt could be made?
Maybe, maybe not.
He's identified a soft target but he'd be a fool to climb the same fence twice.

You need to call the cops. It's possible they might already know who's doing that shit.
Home invasions are rare, there's not that many suspects.
The cops should do an identikit though, assuming she saw him at all.
Then talk to the neighbours and your neighbourhood watch, pass around the identikit and look for witnesses and anything they know about previous cases in the area.
Someone might have a camera, it's not uncommon. Footage would change everything.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:35 AM No.64026850
>>64023641
When you put it that way, he's kind of a less fucked up (and rich) Elliot Rodgers.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:16:42 AM No.64026861
>>64026835
>He's identified a soft target but he'd be a fool to climb the same fence twice
I meant to add:
>but burglars, violent criminals and especially home invaders, are often fools

Get a puppy to imprint on her, then a big dog who can adopt the puppy.
A big dog with a pup to protect isn't going to let a rando beat them away with a stick.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:24 AM No.64026905
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Ithaca Model 37 and take out the door hinges. Kick the door in and hold the trigger down and keep pumping taking out threats. Then say "The package weight was mistaken and we owe you $3.50". I never put up with shit from customers.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:31:11 PM No.64028016
This thread made me realise that I did a similar thing once where I tried to drop off a neighbours package in the evening. A woman answered the building intercom and started bombarding me with questions like who the package was for, who I work for and why I'm not wearing a uniform while not listening to my answers. I just decided that fuck it the package was mine now and left. It was awkward when she came over to deliver a package considering her intercom had a camera.

OP should call the cops who will promptly do nuffin but my money is that the dude sat on it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:59:31 PM No.64028397
>>64023384
>what to do in deep blue states requiring de facto firearms registration, especially for "assault-type" rifles
Only idiots ask those questions.
Everyone else just has unregistered assault rifles with banana mags, and they just keep their fucking mouths shut.
Obviously, idiot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:16 AM No.64031569
>>64026255
Not him, but societies rise and fall in terms of relevance all the time.
It was not long ago that eastern europe was relevant, in fact, they were the only ones to ever come close to the US post-WW2.
However, based on past experiences with people with aggressive communication styles like yours, I don't expect you to recognize this, you're probably not trying to argue with reason so I won't bother.