Thread 64031597

SIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this air base before. There could be SIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his T-Rex Arms Sidecar holster. "I HATE SIGGERS" he thought. Le Castle Vania reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate as his kevlar jockstrap washed away his (merited) fear of accidental discharges due to fully cocked strikers. "With a Glock, you can shoot anyone" he said to himself, out loud.

>>64031597 (OP)
I love the mileage this meme has gotten.

>meanwhile at SIG Saar engineering department
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g

kek, lmao even

>>64031597 (OP)
LMAO

>>64031603
Where did it even come from originally? I kinda totally missed that.

Five years ago saar I lost thirty thousand fully cocked strikers in the blink of an eye and the sig saars just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of negligent discharge in my pants, no shortage of shoot cock with hollow point. I know you did not redeem $350 P320 on gunbrooker saar fuck you.

>>64031669
Thanks shepherdposter

>>64031686
Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand men in the blink of an eye, and the SIG P320s just fuckin' blew their cocks off. Makarov. Anyway, tomorrow, there will be no shortage of glocks, no shortage of M9s I dug out of a crate behind burger town. I know you understand.

>>64031603
I don't, it's forced unfunny shit. Like this.
>>64031669

>>64031597 (OP)
Sigcels on suicide watch (even if they don't want to do it!)

>>64031668
I still like my slap sticker that I got out of this meme, at least I helped one anon who wanted to make another

>>64031701
I have seen you in countless threads from the crack ass of dawn, to the middle of the day when you should be working, to midnight and you've been butthurt in every one of them
Get a job, please, even if it means working at the 7/11 on the corner of piss and shit.

>>64031707
Said slap no longer produced

Someone tells Valve to add P320 in CS2 so you can peek corners with it by throwing it.

>>64031597 (OP)
Read twice.9/10

>>64031715
Nice.

>>64031707
…
I just noticed that there’s a sign in the background advertising milk prices alongside gas prices.
For what purpose?

>>64032168
>he doesn't top off his tank with skim milk

>>64032168
They keep chilled milk in the pump right next to the diesel. Just bring along your own container and pump it in.

>>64031715
I need one.

>>64032214
Ok, for real though. Is it common to buy milk at a gas station?
And if so, why?

>>64031597 (OP)
>>64031603
Here’s mine from months ago

>>64032550
It's a common item that people are asked to pick up on the way home, no need to go into a market if you can get it at the gas station.

>>64032580
More common in rural areas too, I think

>>64031713
NTA, but I've said that shit is desperate and unfunny in the past, so that's at least two people who think you should go back to the drawing board.

>>64033428
Why the hell would you drive all the way to a market when you could just grab it at the gas station?

You don't even need to sell it at a profit, if someone who needs gas and milk notices that you are advertising it they will stop there for both gas and milk.

>>64031603
heh

>>64033470
I'm a professor of English at a Big Ten University and it's better than anything any of my students have written since I was a bitch adjunct

Fuck SIG and
fuck ya
mudda

>>64031699
The entire plot of MW3 could have been avoided if Shepard didn't ND his P320 into Roach

>>64031801
Revised
"SIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this gun range before. There could be SIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest rig. "I HATE SIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire earpro, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster energy drink circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of accidental discharges. "With a manual safety, you can carry anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>64034856
And ghost

Who the fuck is being paid to consistently make these threads?

>>64034426
>Ben Ten college mentioned
Do they teach people how to make obscure 10mm pistols there or something?