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Anonymous No.64053337 >>64053489 >>64054053 >>64054348 >>64054379 >>64055172 >>64055442 >>64056455 >>64056496 >>64059343 >>64061901
>rhe russians drop a KAB
>on top of their own position
>it fails to explode
>an FPV drone detonates it instead
Anonymous No.64053346 >>64053560
looney tunes ass war
Anonymous No.64053373
Anonymous No.64053450 >>64053525 >>64057371
how did the ukies even spot this?
Anonymous No.64053489
>>64053337 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOO

Russian uxo has been a blessing for ukies.
Anonymous No.64053515
>>64053506
Go be brown somewhere else
Anonymous No.64053525
>>64053450
I'm sure you can imagine reasons why they might be interested in tracking where russian bombs are about to fall
Anonymous No.64053531
xaxaxaxaxaxax hohols wasted precious fpv on guys who would have died anyway )))))))))))) good luck replacing that drone ))))))))
Anonymous No.64053532
KAB? More like KWAB
Anonymous No.64053560 >>64053602 >>64053626 >>64054059 >>64056480 >>64057371 >>64061569 >>64061639 >>64061901
>>64053346
You know whats funny is how everyone makes fun of them for ever stupid things that happens or any mistake anyone makes but as a society we mythologize WW2 for example, but that's because there is no footage. If every single action and engagement in WW2 was recorded with drones and GoPro and people only posted all the stupid stuff that happens it would be just as silly.

>tl;dr
Every war is like this, there just isn't video evidence for you to laugh at
Anonymous No.64053575 >>64054182 >>64054999 >>64055461 >>64056455 >>64058132
>>64053506
After pokorovsk which town will Russia get stuck at for the next year as they take 100k+ casualties to surround it?
Anonymous No.64053602 >>64053636 >>64053662 >>64053921 >>64054384 >>64055235 >>64055951 >>64060050
>>64053560
There were some really bad incidents in ww2 of friendly fire, US bombers hit their own troops a few times and in the training prep for D Day they shelled their own troops, and German E boats got amongst the transports off the coast and sank several. They lost more men here than they did on Utah Beach itself.
Anonymous No.64053626 >>64054039 >>64059381
>>64053560
Damn, our war tourists are starting to show signs of intelligence and reasoning.
Welcome to /k/. War is hell.
Anonymous No.64053636 >>64055900
>>64053602
Anonymous No.64053662 >>64053741 >>64061917
>>64053602
Most successful Luftwaffe operation.
Anonymous No.64053692
Fake, that never happened and if it did happen it wasn't all that bad and russia planned it to bait ukraine into a classic counter-counter-turkey. The eyebrow is raised another millimeter.
Anonymous No.64053695 >>64053713 >>64056469 >>64056585 >>64057666 >>64057935 >>64060506
>Gloves
Off
>Eyebrow
Raised
>Moskva
Returned
>Crests
Bum-touching and Peaked
>Assumptions
In the garden
>Tuvan
Shrugged
>Everyone
Understood
>Ass
Foamed
>Missile
Ass
>Button
Observed
>Balls
Scratched
>Munitions
Rubbered
>Red line
Approached
>Hedgehog
Aggravated
>Hands
Washed
>Potatoes
Peeled
>Cauldron
Simmering
>Apostles
Sloping
>Axis
Worked
>Trash heap
Climbed
>Pants
Gravy’d
>Vertical
Strengthened
>Coconuts
Corroded
>Forelock
Squared, sticking out
>Eggs
Being measured
>Cocks
Disposable
>Sun
Fucked
>Rooster
Pecking
>Alligator
Endangered
>Frog
Matured
>Boys
Melting
>Grad
Bloomed
>Preliminary
Tested
>Tatar
Chumped
>Result
Out the Window
>Warheads
Pleasuring
>Tungsten
In gearbox
>Morons
Enchanted
>BTR
BT-Aren’t
>Suitcase
Without a handle
>Airfield
Quietly exploding
>Square’s forelocks
Almost flew off
>Snake
Warmed up
>Elephant
Beautifully fucked
>Logistics
A real, fucking, live, fucking donkey
>Fate
Defiantly twirling on the American penis
>AD
Cucked
>Cave
Left forever
>Flight
Eternal
Anonymous No.64053713
>>64053695
>>Missile
>Ass

gets me every time
Anonymous No.64053738
>>64053717
>He says as Russia imports 1 million pajeets
Anonymous No.64053741
>>64053662
>"Head for home! The Luftwaffe has had its great moment!"
Anonymous No.64053795 >>64054079 >>64056486
>>64053746
What kind of argument do you want? The fact that the lines have barely moved over the last few years? The fact Russia's vehicle types have gotten worse and worse as the time goes on? The fact that Russia is resorting to sending waves of men to attack towns which people like (You) said fell years ago? What exactly do you want to be said? Real life isn't a video game. No war has ever been fought to the last man. The closest was the Paraguayan War with 80% population loss. Russia's goals are vague and ill-defined and the cost of the war surpassed anything 'gained' long long ago. If Ukraine was out of man power then why the fuck is Russia not advancing at 10km+ per day? This is apparently facing a Ukrainian army with women, children and old men on the frontline, with no weapons (because they sold them all on the black market) and yet Russia isn't advancing against them? What?
Anonymous No.64053812
>>64053804
Point out where he actually said that though.
Anonymous No.64053860 >>64054369 >>64055741
>>64053822
This was literally my first post in this thread, i just saw you blatently try to lie about what your opponent was supposed to have said. You will now whine more about how it doesn't matter and other stupid shit, but if you were actually right you wouldn't have to make up stuff about what your discussion partner has meant.

While we are at it, more a question to everyone: Why are prorussians always so prone of making up stuff when you actually test their words?
Anonymous No.64053863
>>64053746
Anonymous No.64053867 >>64053933
>KAB

What's a KAB and how does it differ from the FAB, the Fat Ass Π‘oΠΌΠ±a? Is that what they call FABs with glide kits?

more UXO:

https://streamable.com/6bwu5e
Anonymous No.64053875
>>64053853
>and the only proof

Really? Proofstering in current year 2014+11?
Anonymous No.64053887
Watching our resident vatfrican shill melt down is something I'm gonna miss when russia balkanizes.
Anonymous No.64053898 >>64054371
>>64053822
NTA but either brown or what? You made no argument, just claimed that the front lines have moved. Well yes, they have, at an astonishingly slow pace which is what the original anon pointed out.

A literal snail anon, a snail has made Russia's advance look like a fucking bar crawl
Anonymous No.64053901
Granit leveled up
Anonymous No.64053913
>>64053822
are you going to finish that thought?
Anonymous No.64053921 >>64054065 >>64054339
>>64053602
Not to mention Americans and Canadians storming an island that the Japanese left and still took casualties from friendly fire.
Anonymous No.64053933 >>64053946 >>64053953 >>64053959
>>64053867
KAB = guided aerial bomb
FAB = blast aerial bomb
OFAB = fragmentation-blast
BETAB = anti concrete
ODAB = volume detonated (thermobaric)
ZAB = incendiary
RBK = cluster
Anonymous No.64053946
>>64053933
You forgot:
RBMK = dirty bomb
Anonymous No.64053953 >>64067910
>>64053933
>RBK = cluster
RBMK = spicy fragmentation bomb
Anonymous No.64053959
>>64053933
ACK = all the dead mobiks
Anonymous No.64054029 >>64054380
>>64054014
Probably something blew up inside Russia again. I, too, am seeing a lot of deleted post being replied to. Jannies are really earning their pay today.
Anonymous No.64054034
>>64054014
Ya gotta understand just how shitty things are for russia. Every single ounce of prestige is gone, replaced by nork equipment btfoing everything they build. They're taking land at such a pace that ww1 generals would scoff at how slowly its going. Worse, its against the ukes who are supposed to be their inferiors. They just got nothing left to shill for.
Anonymous No.64054039 >>64054059
>>64053626
There ARE proportionally a good number of fucking retarded things caught on film in WWII.
Anonymous No.64054053
>>64053337 (OP)
Comedy gold!
Anonymous No.64054059 >>64054094 >>64071572
>>64053560
>>64054039
Isn't there a video of a canadian commando throwing a brick at a German soldier?
Anonymous No.64054065 >>64056073
>>64053921
Even more recently it happens
Anonymous No.64054079 >>64054093
>>64053795
Well you see there is water nearby so everything does not go so good for Russia.
Anonymous No.64054093 >>64054203
>>64054079
Their historical quest for a warm-water port is a supreme exercise in masochism.
Anonymous No.64054094
>>64054059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QyLiAJlmuM&t=2389s
iirc its from a wartime(or just post war) documentary/film
Anonymous No.64054182
>>64053575
>After pokrovsk
You mean in 2028?
Anonymous No.64054203 >>64054213 >>64054228 >>64054276 >>64054455 >>64055367 >>64055528 >>64057601 >>64057856
>>64054093
How Russia does water?
river crossing = disaster
unopposed river crossing = worse disaster
seize port = disaster
fly over water = disaster
hold bridge over water = disaster
boat in water = disaster
boat in water in port = holy fuck, ass disaster
landing operation out of water = disaster

Must've pissed off Neptune.
Anonymous No.64054213 >>64054221
>>64054203
Is there any god that doesn't hate russians?
Anonymous No.64054221 >>64054249
>>64054213
Charon
Anonymous No.64054228 >>64054266 >>64054277 >>64054282
>>64054203
First ship(not boat) Russia put on water some five hundred years ago was build for them by Dutch, it got burned down before leaving port.
For some reason Neptune hated Russia for all their existence
Anonymous No.64054249 >>64055199
>>64054221
pffthaha

Sometimes even death must get tired of dealing with them.
Anonymous No.64054266
>>64054228
Anonymous No.64054276 >>64055562
>>64054203
Dry dock = sinks
Anonymous No.64054277
>>64054228
Worlds largest country by LANDmass
Anonymous No.64054282 >>64054323 >>64056432
>>64054228
They managed to lose a naval battle to the Czech in Lake Baikal.
Anonymous No.64054323
>>64054282
better than lose naval battle in lake on top of a mountain in jungle in africa and have carry boats there to do it.
Anonymous No.64054339 >>64057789
>>64053921
I haven't had an excuse to post this in years.
Anonymous No.64054348
>>64053337 (OP)
Anonymous No.64054351
>>64054342
>Eternal Penis on the Zigger Mind
Anonymous No.64054362
>>64054342
lmao @ ur life
Anonymous No.64054369
>>64053860
>Why are prorussians always so prone of making up stuff when you actually test their words?

I think they are unironically demoralised and are just stuck in despair spirals lashing out at everything as they desperately try and grasp at anything that can hold their reality together so they can delay having to accept the truth for just a few seconds more.

Either that, or they don't get enough money to eat this week if they don't get 20 replies per post so they just say outrageous stuff for the engagement, like the shitty TikTok influencers they admire on their once per day 10 min lunch break.
Anonymous No.64054371 >>64054783
>>64053898
Anonymous No.64054379
>>64053337 (OP)
>on top of their own position

many will believe it.
Anonymous No.64054380
>>64054029
The Ukies have been hard targeting railway depots lately to hinder them being able to move supplies around in the south, and there's also a chance that the recent tsunami in Kamchatka may have done a number on their Pacific fleet, specifically their nuke subs.
Anonymous No.64054384 >>64054698
>>64053602
Operation Cottage is by far the funniest.
Anonymous No.64054392 >>64057520 >>64072338
>>64054342
So how many subs did you lose to the tsunami?
It's got to be at least two right?
Anonymous No.64054455
>>64054203
You forgot:
Boat in drydock in port = eldritch disaster
Anonymous No.64054698 >>64054777
>>64054384
>decisive allied victory
Anonymous No.64054777
>>64054698
>the US and Canada attacking Kiska
https://youtu.be/dCeD2gF9jUo?si=0KbbvMHLfTbuNd1S&t=47
Anonymous No.64054783 >>64055249
>>64054371
is anyone keeping track of the snail's journey back from his vacation in Poland? I want to see how long it takes for the snail to get back to Donetsk
Anonymous No.64054999 >>64055371 >>64055963 >>64058670 >>64058791 >>64058847 >>64058997 >>64061439
>>64053575
Pokrovsk 2
Anonymous No.64055172 >>64061917
>>64053337 (OP)
Beautiful.
Also, imagine being the drone pilot who spotted that.
Anonymous No.64055199
>>64054249
>Charon has to tell people to form queues
>"Russians on the left, everyone else on the right"
>Lines somehow stay comparable despite Charon alternating queues
Anonymous No.64055235
>>64053602
There was one time in Normandy when the allied bombers short bombed so bad both the Allied and AA guns started shooting the bombers down together.
Anonymous No.64055249 >>64055294 >>64055434 >>64059457
>>64054783
Not the OG snail anon, but I check anytime I see someone ask. Currently the snail is about 25 miles south of Łódź, assuming it's going on a straight line between the start point from the original post and Berlin (not following a great curve path, which at these ranges is starting to sound silly).

~30,116 hrs since midnight on 2/22/2022 @ .048 km/hr = ~1445.6 km traveled
Anonymous No.64055294 >>64065916
>>64055249
I wonder, will it reach Paris before russia(n front) collapses?
Godspeed, snail. May your voyage bring humiliation to russia until the end.
Anonymous No.64055367 >>64055375 >>64057988
>>64054203
You forgot:
keeping water inside a nuclear reactor = disaster
Anonymous No.64055371
>>64054999
lazy fucking writing.
also checked.
Anonymous No.64055375
>>64055367
LOL
Anonymous No.64055434 >>64055451
>>64055249
When will it reach Berlin?
Anonymous No.64055442
>>64053337 (OP)
>Freindly fire! (assist)
>Friendly fire! (assist)
>Freindly fire! (assist)
Anonymous No.64055451
>>64055434
One year and one week.
Anonymous No.64055461 >>64055538
>>64053575
If you really want to know all you have to do is follow the railway line
Russian logistics can no longer support an attack in any other direction, it will always be the next town along the railway
Anonymous No.64055528 >>64057383
>>64054203
>Must've pissed off Neptune
Daily reminder that Ukraine's national emblem looks like a trident, that they sunk the flagship of the Black Sea fleet near the outset of the war, and that they then defeated said fleet with spicy jetskis, utterly humiliating it. Neptune is clearly on Ukraine's team.
Anonymous No.64055538
>>64055461
Has it ever
Anonymous No.64055562
>>64054276
Anonymous No.64055741 >>64055958 >>64056605
>>64053860
>Why are prorussians always so prone of making up stuff when you actually test their words?
Because they protect themselves from experiencing mental stress caused by cognitive dissonance from beliefs contradicting facts, from suffering ego damage from being wrong and from being severed from their peer groups (telegram, /chug/, xitter etc). This is why they're deep in confirmation bias and it's why you see them constantly use motivated reasoning. The protection methods are the ones we see:

>lies
>incoherent narratives reinforcing the mental model of "RUSSIA STRONK"
>repeating some lines ritualistically like "NATO imperialism" for comfort
>sperging out when confronted with projection, defensiveness and paranoid accusations

It's kind of a personal ritual for them. The argument is not so much to show that you or I are wrong, it's to reinforce their own worldview. Most of them can't just stop and fix their beliefs to a more reality-conforming one because that would mean that they have to confront their false beliefs, which would mean that some of their other beliefs are most likely wrong too, which means that they're not the individual they thought that they are, and their peers aren't the people they thought that they were, which causes disillusionment and anguish.
Anonymous No.64055900
>>64053636
>when the rehearsal becomes a live fire exercise
Anonymous No.64055951 >>64056875 >>64057641
>>64053602
I remember reading about an incident on the Normandy beaches days after D-day, involving US troops and a leftover Goliath remote mine they found.

They found the mini-tank thing really funny and one of them had the bright idea to destroy it with a grenade.
Of course they did not pull back enough because they didn't realize it was full of explosives.

Several dead IIRC.
Anonymous No.64055958 >>64055977
>>64055741
reminds me of conspiritards and other schizos
Anonymous No.64055963
>>64054999
you can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.64055977
>>64055958
it's exactly the same phenomenon, conspiratardism is based on confirmation bias and motivated reasoning and these are reinforced in echo chambers like /pol/
you'll also notice how many online ziggers and conspiratards are narcissists, or at least their thought leaders are
the contrarianism gives them the feeling of superiority because only >they know the truth and the >sheeple are uninformed cattle
Anonymous No.64055989 >>64056095 >>64058350
>chaisv yar
>the 'big one' of the last couple months
>everyone freaks out about it every five seconds on those current conflict youtube channels
>'if they get it is SO OVER for ukraine on that front because russia would then be 3-4 towns away from a slightly bigger town who's only strategic importance is the main road then connects to ANOTHER town who has a train station pointing north to south (which is zero help to russian logistics)'
>Still there for over a year now
I think it was around early 2023 I began to fully realise just how fucking stupid russia is
Anonymous No.64056064 >>64056484
>>64054014
They have been doing that since day one.
Anonymous No.64056073
>>64054065
Like the saying went in North Africa in WW2.
When the Brits dive, the Germans and Italians duck.
When the Germans dive, the British and Americans duck.
When the Americans dive, everyone ducks.
Anonymous No.64056095 >>64056435
>>64055989
Adviika was fought over as far back as the first war 2014. Also, check Ukrainians casualty reports for the 2023-2024 battle. They claim 17k Russians killed with a mere 95 taken prisoner. Not even the Japanese at Iwo Jima had so few prisoners taken for the number of killed.
Anonymous No.64056432
>>64054282
Anonymous No.64056435 >>64056635
>>64056095
russian occupier embrace honoroburu spirit of blyatshido, die for glory banan emperor
Anonymous No.64056455 >>64056586
>>64053337 (OP)
I tought they called it FAB before.

>>64053575
>scale when individual fields still distinguishible
After 3,5 year I would expect a little better from the second army in the world.
Anonymous No.64056469
>>64053695
I hate the fact that I recognize vast majority of these. I need to take a break from this place.
Anonymous No.64056480
>>64053560
>If every single action and engagement in WW2 was recorded with drones and GoPro and people only posted all the stupid stuff that happens it would be just as silly.
Just happy they wrote about some of that
>Finns fighting the Germans at Tornio
>German squad lead and a couple of others crawling towards a Finnish MG nest to destroy it
>Landser Numbnuts elsewhere gets the bright idea of putting it out of commission with a well-placed grenade
>it falls just short
>right on top of where his buddies are and obliterates them
Anonymous No.64056484
>>64056064
and have been right since day one
Anonymous No.64056486
>>64053795
Stop, stop, je's already dead.
Anonymous No.64056496
>>64053337 (OP)
Well, chances are that they dropped it on a Ukranian position, the Ukrainians left and then exploded it when Russians came.
Anonymous No.64056585 >>64056619 >>64058094 >>64059730
>>64053695
I scrolled down to see if eggs were being measured. What was everyone else's go to?
Anonymous No.64056586
>>64056455
F in FAB stands for HE
AB is aerial bomb, KAB can be any aerial bomb (technically). FAB is specifically high-explosive.
Anonymous No.64056605 >>64056670 >>64057030 >>64057393 >>64058413
>>64055741
This happens for the chinkanese as well. Heck, it's the main reason Xinnie the Pooh hasn't backstabbed monke. He clings to his ideal of a post-US world so hard, he has completely failed to notice that China would be in a far stronger global position if he were to fuck monke's shit up, because he'd then be able to present himself as a grand peacemaker (much to the sneed & feed of orangeman).
And, in the aftermath of Poccia's breakup, he'd be able to outright vassalize the eastern regions.
Anonymous No.64056619
>>64056585
>What was everyone else's go to?

>Melon
Thumped
Anonymous No.64056635
>>64056435
>blyatshido
I'm stealing this
Anonymous No.64056670
>>64056605
NTA but I don't think it would be worth the potential cost in the long run. The ones who would get the most out of that situation would be Ukraine and Europe, who even with the malignant Mango in charge would still rather side with him than Xi ping pong.

Once China is numba wan they can just force the Russians into a bad deal where they sell them whatever territories they want.
Anonymous No.64056875 >>64057641
>>64055951
many such cases
Anonymous No.64057030
>>64056605
>Heck, it's the main reason Xinnie the Pooh hasn't backstabbed monke. He clings to his ideal of a post-US world so hard, he has completely failed to notice that China would be in a far stronger global position if he were to fuck monke's shit up
Interesting point, I think another very big influence (that might be equally important or not) is the social environment in which Xi grew up in: An environment which strongly discourages courage and other qualities we in the western hemisphere deem important in a leader. So he's scared of a position in which he is forced out of the relatively safe position of mostly reacting to changes in the world and thrown into a role in which he has to actively form and maintain a new paradigm that will be aggressively assaulted by everyone else.
Anonymous No.64057330
>Russia shits it’s pants
>ziggers on /k/
>but what if actually Russia didn’t shit their pants!
Anonymous No.64057371 >>64060036
>>64053450
>drone sees huge cloud of dirt thrown into air
>no fireball / shockwave
>go have a look
>bomb in a crator

>>64053560
Yep, you can read first hand accounts of any war and find goofy shit.
In pic related he talks about the Karen clearing out MG nests by filling socks with the hottest chilis they could get and mixing in some smoke grenade powder to make a cs / smoke combo by setting socks on fire and throwing them at enemy positions.
Anonymous No.64057383
>>64055528
And he's clearly an absolute madlad who loves bantz
Anonymous No.64057393 >>64057646 >>64058391 >>64059082
>>64056605
Is it honestly worth the effort of having to take on millions of worthless, hapless ziggers in exchange for the resources of the eastern regions?
As things currently stand he can simply watch Pocciya die a slow, agonizing, humiliating death and then rape them in mineral extraction deals when they become truly desperate.
Anonymous No.64057520
>>64054392
> 2025 Kamchatka Tsunami.mp4
But it's just how usually Cumchatka looks like
Anonymous No.64057601
>>64054203
Sending fleet to fight Japan = clownshow disaster
Anonymous No.64057641 >>64068029
>>64056875
>>64055951
Do not read about the Borgward demolition vehicle the Polish resistance captured in Warsaw and the drove through a curious crowd of civilians.
Anonymous No.64057646 >>64057918
>>64057393
>and then rape them in mineral extraction deals when they become truly desperate.
Problem being that russia has high tendency to nationalize such things as soon as the new strong ape comes to power.
And what happens then?
Anonymous No.64057666
>>64053695
kek and saved
Anonymous No.64057789
>>64054339
Best part is that both sides in the firefight tried calling in naval artillery on each other's heads and called the same fire-control center for it, and that's how the situation got cleared up.
Anonymous No.64057856 >>64057874 >>64057886 >>64058172 >>64058271 >>64060143 >>64061454
>>64054203
reminder that a Russian naval officer revealed that they were within hours of performing a d-day like attack on south west Ukraine but it was called off at the very last second due to the collapse of Russian logistics when Ukraine didn't immediately break in 2022.
It would have likely been the biggest disaster of the entire war if it went through
Anonymous No.64057874
>>64057856
In some ways, it's unfortunate it didn't go through.
It would've caused massive losses in the same units which eventually blunted the 2023 ukie offensive.
Anonymous No.64057886
>>64057856
I'm still fucking mad about Dollar Store D-Day getting cancelled like that. Shit would've been kino to watch.
Anonymous No.64057918
>>64057646
Invade
Anonymous No.64057935 >>64058249 >>64058300 >>64058803
>>64053695
>Dicks
Lead to our brother’s ass
Anonymous No.64057988
>>64055367
>keeping water inside a nuclear reactor = disaster
can't even boil water baka my head
Anonymous No.64058094
>>64056585
>Air defenses?
Cucked

They hid it at the bottom this time.
Anonymous No.64058132 >>64058269
>>64053575
My local russhils keep saying that this is the last strong hold. I keep asking where the large advances in the other areas where Ukraine was pushed out of strongholds are.

>well they moved the troops to prokrovsk to take it.
Anonymous No.64058172 >>64058176
>>64057856
To be fair, it was pretty clear that the naval landing was only intended as a photo op to clown on HATO after Ukraine capitulated in the first couple of days. The fact that this didn't happen made it impossible.

Remember; back in WW2 the Nazis needed around 300k men to besiege Odesa. Less than 10k Russian marines weren't going to achieve much except die pointlessly.
Anonymous No.64058176 >>64058270
>>64058172
>Russian marines weren't going to achieve much except die pointlessly.
oopsie~
Anonymous No.64058249 >>64058300
>>64057935
What the fuck is wrong with them?
Anonymous No.64058269
>>64058132
>where are you peeing if you have gotten rid of your piss bottles
>well we have gotten rid of the piss bottles
>but where do you pee now then
>..........
Anonymous No.64058270
>>64058176
luckily there were plenty of other places to die pointlessly, how many times has the entire 155th marines unit been completely destroyed? Like 2 times per year since 2023?
Anonymous No.64058271 >>64058564 >>64061917
>>64057856
the fucked odessa landing is the 2nd biggest cuck moment besides prigo bending the knee
such a shame
Anonymous No.64058300 >>64058317
>>64057935
>>64058249
Their interpretation of "All roads lead to Rome" and they are the third Rome.
Anonymous No.64058317
>>64058300
All dicks lead to ass
Anonymous No.64058350
>>64055989
For me it was roblyatcop driving the shitty ATV
Even poutine looked like he was stifling a chuckle at how pathetic it was.
Anonymous No.64058391
>>64057393
Eastern zigroids are peasants to their core, they don't care who the tsar is as long as he stays far away.
Anonymous No.64058413
>>64056605
You could say something similar about Putin. Russia could've just gotten gigarich selling oil to Europe, et. al. while remaining uninvadable due to their reputation + nuclear arsenal. Eastern dictators aren't rational people.
Anonymous No.64058564 >>64058592
>>64058271
Nah nigga, you can shit on the Russian brass for many, many things but they made the right call when they cucked out on the amphibious assault.
Anonymous No.64058592
>>64058564
i think he means we got cucked out of the greatest bit of ruslim kino that never was
Anonymous No.64058670 >>64058687 >>64058762
>>64054999
>Donetsk on map, Bakhmut on map, Avdiivka on map
>all after this time of nonstop "gains"
Anonymous No.64058687 >>64058707
>>64058670
To be fair, that is a very zoomed out map.

It would take entire days for a snail to cross that distance. Days!
Anonymous No.64058707 >>64058971 >>64059457 >>64063519
>>64058687
>snails
Haven't the snails already overrun Warsaw while the Russians are still stuck in the suburbs of Donetsk city?
Anonymous No.64058720 >>64058785 >>64059457
I don't remember, does the snail also crawl at night 24:7, or does it get comfy sleep and rest?
Anonymous No.64058762 >>64058955 >>64061387
>>64058670
fucking Soledar is on the map too, it's the cyrillic name above Bakhmut
It's like the entire war has been contained to this part of the country
Anonymous No.64058785
>>64058720
i think even at this point if the snail traveled only during the day, it would still be 10x further than the russians
Anonymous No.64058791 >>64058945
>>64054999
Stinky status?
Anonymous No.64058803
>>64057935
Sandwich?
>Formed
Butter?
>fucked
Sausage?
>On top
Anonymous No.64058847 >>64059576 >>64060012 >>64072226
>>64054999
BLLYAAAADDD
This will take another 2 years and 350,000 casualties (dead and wounded, mostly dead).

Jesus Christ MONKE, make it stop!
Anonymous No.64058945
>>64058791
>Stinky status?
Foul.
Anonymous No.64058955 >>64059067
>>64058762
I think the front is only 1 or 2 km past Robotyne too
Anonymous No.64058971 >>64058989
>>64058707
>Warsaw
Why did they name it that? Was battleaxe taken?
Anonymous No.64058989
>>64058971
I bolish you pronounce it "Varshava" iirc
Anonymous No.64058997 >>64060104
>>64054999
>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ... POKROVSK
>AND THE PRODUCERS OF... HYPERFORTRESS BAKHMUT
>COMES
>POKROVSK(E): BLYAT HARDER
>(THIS TIME IT'S EVEN WORSE)
>(coming to a /k/ thread near you, next summer)
Anonymous No.64059067
>>64058955
Nevermind, I just checked, Robotyne IS the front line
Anonymous No.64059082
>>64057393
>having to take on millions of worthless, hapless ziggers
Could they not just get the same treatment as the Uyghurs?
Anonymous No.64059343
>>64053337 (OP)
Anonymous No.64059381 >>64060597 >>64061441
>>64053626
>3 flying saucers
Anonymous No.64059457 >>64059768
>>64058707
>>64058720
>>64055249
As for the snail's speed, I've found some evidence for 0.048 km/hr as a lower average for snail speeds, but I'm not sure if that includes rest or not.
Anonymous No.64059576 >>64060516 >>64072207
>>64058847
>the recycled cardboard box drones
Anonymous No.64059730
>>64056585
I was looking for
>Chessboard
Turned
Anonymous No.64059768 >>64059957 >>64060165 >>64060810
>>64059457
>0.048 km/hr
Just learn elementary school math and say 48 m/h at that point. And drop the r for retarded, that's not part of SI units.
But more importantly: your figure is completely wrong. Off by a factor of 10. Probably because you were fumbling around with a vague number of leading zeroes. Don't do that, it's prone to human error.

Fast snails move at around 1 mm/s which is easy to convert--it's 3.6 m/h.

>I'm not sure if that includes rest or not.
Obviously not, nobody's measuring snail migration speeds. It's just how fast it crawls forward when in motion.
Anonymous No.64059957 >>64060002 >>64060026 >>64060165 >>64060810
>>64059768
So I did a bit more digging. All the sites I saw in the top page of search engine results were in the rough ballpark of 0.03 mph and/or 0.048 km/h, which are equivalent if the converters I use aren't just outright lying to me. However, they didn't mention a source for their figures. The Wikipedia page for the common garden snail (Cornu_aspersum) suggests that the figure originally came from a 1974 edition of the Natural History magazine, which I can confirm (it's available online at https://digitallibrary.amnh.org/bitstreams/7b0fe60f-659e-49da-8821-c50f92c34d09/download - it's a bit ugly, but the list the figure comes from is on page 71 of the March edition, or page 309 of the pdf). However, the article also does not cite its sources, and I don't care enough to keep pulling at that particular thread.

Also, the Wikipedia article mentioned a newer source that suggested the top speed was closer to 2.4 m/h (Slugs and snails. Collins New Naturalist Library, Book 133, available for limited reading at https://books.google.com/books?id=pYT8CwAAQBAJ&pg=PT28#v=onepage&q&f=false - pic is the charts, no page numbers as there weren't any that I could see in the Google Books view but it does look like they're 15-20 pages into Chapter 1). That appears to be roughly accurate...for one entry regarding a different species of snail...on a large and rather inconsistent list...

tl;dr get me a grant and I can settle this once and for all because goddamn
Anonymous No.64060002 >>64060165
>>64059957
>2.4 m/h
shit, meant 2.4 mm/s here
Anonymous No.64060012 >>64061148
>>64058847
>Jesus Christ MONKE, make it stop!
No.
Anonymous No.64060026 >>64060099
>>64059957
I appreciate your autism and would fund your grant if I was in a position to do so.

But according to my original research conducted to highest of scientific standards imaginable (observing random fucking snails (or are they slugs? idk) in my backyard) I'm confident there's no fucking way they'll ever go anywhere faster than in the ballpark of 5 meters per hour.
Anonymous No.64060036
>>64057371
>Karen
Fucking Karens.
Anonymous No.64060050 >>64061404
>>64053602
WWII was a war of conscripts. Those pilots, soldiers and sailors were farmers and laborers just A FEW MONTHS before. Technology was also just developing. Radar was in its infancy and computers were the size of houses. TODAY we have supercomputers in our pockets that can contact anyone anywhere across the globe. There is NO EXCUSE for these fuck ups by the SECOND ARMY of the WORLD. Stop with the muh everyone is shit too.
Anonymous No.64060099 >>64060121
>>64060026
Yeah, that chart suggests that garden snails (in lab settings, no less) could go as high as 14.4 m/h with an average closer to 8.58 m/h, the overall average across all measurements is ~4.58 m/h (not including the second table as that's for slugs, a fact I definitely noticed when patching the screencaps into a single image), the top speed varies based on temperature and surface, there'd be overwintering to worry about...

At this point I'm tempted to just keep using the .048 km/h measurement just because it's too fucking funny for the "second army in the world" to lose a race to the Polish border to a snail. Besides, if current performance is any indication, the Russians would still lose to the snail even if they magically banished every Ukrainian man, woman, and child to the Shadow Realm tomorrow.
Anonymous No.64060104
>>64058997
>next summer
optimistic prediction
unless something crazy happens, thats well over a year away
Anonymous No.64060121 >>64060147
>>64060099
>At this point I'm tempted to just keep using the .048 km/h measurement just because it's too fucking funny for the "second army in the world" to lose a race to the Polish border to a snail
Ah but you see, if you move to a slower measurement then we can eventually celebrate Russia losing the race AGAIN. To EVEN SLOWER snails.
The second galaxy army may not last long enough for our autistic average snail to reach Poland, but they sure as hell aren't going anywhere faster than it.
Anonymous No.64060143 >>64071516
>>64057856
>tfw no gopnipoli
Anonymous No.64060147
>>64060121
Hmmm, true. It would be fun to have a second snailebration, and it would give people who missed the first one a second chance...
Norktard !5PczJ/8PMc No.64060165 >>64060175
>>64059957
>>64059768
>>64060002
Sir, i kneel. I give this to you as i will not be needing it anymore Lord Snailtard.
Anonymous No.64060175 >>64060184 >>64060204
>>64060165
The truth may shock you but there's two of them.
Anonymous No.64060184
>>64060175
Not that shocking, there are at least two people who aren't me ghost posting to keep the biplane thread alive so having a pair of Snail enthusiasts isn't that unprecedented.
Anonymous No.64060204 >>64060237
>>64060175
There's probably at least three - I'm not the OG snailanon, and I don't think you are either. Either way, keep an eye on the thread, I'm busy...
Anonymous No.64060237
>>64060204
I'm not Snailtard, my Norkyness is enough for me.
Anonymous No.64060493 >>64060501 >>64064021
Hokay.
In light of recent scientific advancements in the field of Googling things, it appears as though Comrade Snail's average speed may have been overestimated and his arrival in Poland prematurely celebrated. The offending individuals responsible for the overestimation have been sent to the gulag as pests and enemies of the state. The authorities assure me that their eggs are, in fact, being measured, and they will shortly understanding everything.

A dedicated team of researcher[sic] has determined a new ETA for the arrival of the snail. Their assumptions are as follows:
Anonymous No.64060501 >>64060508 >>64064021
>>64060493
The snail is a common garden snail, Cornu aspersum (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornu_aspersum)
An average speed of ~8.58 m/h when active (source: https://conchsoc.org/sites/default/files/MolluscWorld/MolluscWorld_36.pdf; average of recorded top speeds)
An average daily activity of 10h (source: average daylight hours of ~14h10m from Apr-Oct, from https://nomadseason.com/climate/ukraine/kyiv-city.html; locomotor activity restricted to nighttime/during storms from https://www.cabidigitallibrary.org/doi/10.1079/cabicompendium.26821 - call it ten hours even to accommodate daytime storms etc. and make the math easier)
Overwintering from October to April (source: https://www.cabidigitallibrary.org/doi/10.1079/cabicompendium.26821 suggests 6-7 months; temperatures that trigger overwintering from https://www.backyardpests.com/where-do-snails-go-in-winter/ correlated with climate data from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyiv corroborates ~6 months from Oct-Apr)
The snail comes out of overwintering at some point during the day on 3/31/2022 and waits until nightfall to being his march (allowing for the 10h average daily march to start immediately).
The snail continues marching until 9/30/2022, when it begins overwintering during the day. It will repeat the 3/30 emergence and 9/30 overwintering each year.
The snail starts at the border near APP Novoshakhtinsk on the E50 (47Β°50'47.3"N 39Β°45'25.0"E), and marches to the Polish border at Border Crossing Point "Yadogyn Auto" (51Β°11'06.7"N 23Β°48'28.3"E). Once in Poland, the snail changes course for the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin (52Β°30'58.5"N 13Β°22'39.3"E).
Once begun, the snail does not stop his march, nor does he deviate from the most direct path (such is the force of his will that he will levitate over or smash through any obstacle in his way, and death itself has no claim on him).
The snail's plans for Berlin are unknown, but presumed hostile.
Anonymous No.64060506
>>64053695
at the very end someone has to make a HYPER COLLAGE of all the references in chronological order.
there is just so much good shit
Anonymous No.64060508 >>64060528 >>64060557 >>64061280 >>64064021
>>64060501
The total length of the journey is 1,937.78 km (1,206.92 km from APP Novoshakhtinsk to the BCP, 730.86 km from the BCP to Berlin). A daily rate of ~85.8 m across ~183 days gives a yearly travel of 15,701.4 m (call it 15.7 km even). This gives an approximate arrival time at the Polish border of the morning of September 7th 2098, and an arrival in Berlin of the morning of June 17th 2145.

Should the snail have stocked up on pervitin prior to his last overwintering (allowing him to march all day long), his daily speed would increase to 205.92 m; he would arrive in Poland on the night of April 4th 2054 and in Berlin on the night of June 16th 2073.
Should the snail have built himself an insulated cope cage (removing the need to overwinter), his yearly speed would increase to 31337.6 m (h4x0r); he would arrive in Poland in the wee hours of October 5th 2060 and Berlin late at night on January 30th 2084.
Should the snail have both insulated cope cage and pervitin, his yearly speed would be 75210.2 m. Though he will certainly expire at the end, he will arrive in Poland on late at night on April 17th 2038 and Berlin in the wee hours of January 5th 2048.

Note: all numbers here are approximate and entirely dependent on me being good at math (lol, lmao). I *think* I've accounted for leap years as well (only an issue with the cope cage, and I used 365.24 instead of 365 for the day count of all-year travel).

tl;dr - the snail has one hell of a journey ahead of him, and the war (and Russia) will almost certainly have ended long before he arrives.
Anonymous No.64060516
>>64059576
Anonymous No.64060528
>>64060508
>2048
O SHIT PAVLOHRAD HAS FALLEN GUYS ITS OVER!
Anonymous No.64060557 >>64061925
>>64060508
I'm gonna take your lowest end figure and compare it to the russians
15.7km/yr * 3 years of war = 47.1km of ground covered by feb 2025
Pokrovsk is ~ 40km from the runway at Donetsk airport, which is my preferred 2022 start line for the russians
So if this quick maths is correct, even the slowest of your revised snail calculations still puts our malicious mollusc ahead of the advancing russians, just by a much smaller amount than previously assumed
Anonymous No.64060561
>yfw /k/ puts more effort into snail autism than russia puts into fighting a war
Anonymous No.64060597
>>64059381
>"Spinning away!"
Anonymous No.64060609
And here's the basic screencap if anyone wants it.
Anonymous No.64060810
>>64059768
>>64059957
Based winrar, you win an internet point. This is why I still come here.
Anonymous No.64061148
>>64060012
Anonymous No.64061280
>>64060508
I have witnessed something truly great on /k/ today
Anonymous No.64061293
>>64061274
Over a million casualties, most equipment gone, Zigger is proud of a tiny city of 1500 mere 35 miles from Donetsk. Imao
Anonymous No.64061387
>>64058762
Thats because it has been, taking full control of Donestk and Luhansk became the war aims after Russia failed to take Kiev and Odessa and retreated from Kherson. Russian shills made big deals out of Ukraine defending towns like Bahkmut, 'Zelesnky is forcing them to defend for propaganda reasons he will break the armies ability to fight!'
Ukraine is defending these places as long as they can to contain the Russians in this area and extract huge casualty tolls from them. Bahkmut broke Wagner, not Ukraine
Anonymous No.64061404
>>64060050
Calm your tits retard, I'm just pointing out this shit can happen to anyone. I'm pretty sure people in the 40s were aware that shelling your own troops on excerise is a bad idea but it happens. Same for striking friendly coalition forces in the Gulf war.
Anonymous No.64061411 >>64061414
>>64061274
>more casualties in 3 years than Britain took in ww2
>they've taken a small town 35 miles from their starting positions
Anonymous No.64061414 >>64061554
>>64061411
Sorry
>they've nearly encircled half the town which may make the Ukrainian position untenable and make them withdraw.
>this has taken more than 6 months to do
Anonymous No.64061439
>>64054999
Looks like another temporal anomaly. The implications are... unsettling, to say the least.
Anonymous No.64061441
>>64059381
friendly fire
Anonymous No.64061454
>>64057856
>Russians calling of an untenable offensive
And I am supposed to believe this?
Anonymous No.64061554 >>64061863
>>64061414
>they've nearly encircled half the town which may make the Ukrainian position untenable
xaxaxaxa! After al lthese years the cauldron is finally closing around the bum touching crests!
Anonymous No.64061569
>>64053560
True, I was there
Anonymous No.64061639
>>64053560
I think there is an expectation to learn from the past and not to just continue repeating mistakes.
Anonymous No.64061863 >>64061884
>>64061554
Anonymous No.64061884 >>64061926
>>64061863
Do you think whoever made this tlwould have thought Russia wouldn't even be the May 2022 line in july 2025
Anonymous No.64061901
>>64053560
True

>>64053337 (OP)
What a rollercoaster of a post
Anonymous No.64061917
>>64053662
>Japanese torpedo boat moment
Fucking hell
And it's not like the Kriegsmarine had too many destroyers to throw around
If I was Raeder I'd have fucking words with Goering over this

>>64055172
Probably killed himself giggling over it
I would

>>64058271
Quite
Anonymous No.64061925
>>64060557
True, they are still ahead of the Russians pretty much everywhere. Also, if we keep the start point on the Russian border and push the start date back to 2014, that gives the snail a full ~170 km of advances as of now - well ahead of the Russians everywhere but Kherson and northern Luhansk.
Anonymous No.64061926
>>64061884
I made a similar map but not this one; no I did not think we'd be here, I truly underestimated the incompetence of the Russian Forces
Anonymous No.64063519 >>64064021
>>64058707
I'm pretty sure the sail has taken berlin and is currently crossing the Atlantic.
Someone post an update I'm probably wrong.
Anonymous No.64064021
>>64063519
>>64060493
>>64060501
>>64060508
Anonymous No.64065916 >>64066985 >>64068100
>>64055294
Snails are so cute it's almost unbelievable.
Anonymous No.64066985
>>64065916
And they're actually delicious
Anonymous No.64067910
>>64053953
Why does the hand statue have finger dicks?
Anonymous No.64068029
>>64057641
got a link, I can't find anything
Anonymous No.64068074
Chasiv yar status? Nafoshitters why are we losing i though wunderwaffen were gonna win us the war?
Anonymous No.64068100 >>64068108 >>64068185 >>64069392
>>64065916
>What breed of dog is that?
Anonymous No.64068108
>>64068100
what the fuck
i think your dog has the 'tism
Anonymous No.64068185
>>64068100
Cottontail retriever.
I see you've been feeding yours well, is it a Chernobyl Coon Hound or 3 Mile Terrier?
Anonymous No.64069392
>>64068100
cute bun
Anonymous No.64071516
>>64060143
>gopnipoli
Anonymous No.64071572
>>64054059
you mean the one where they encounter eachother in a clapped out house doorway and they both have full length bolt actions that are unwieldy as fuck, and the other guy is just like fuck it and throws something at him? i couldnt remember if that was a brick or just literally a rock from the rubble.
Anonymous No.64072207
>>64059576
good times
Anonymous No.64072226
>>64058847
>make it stop!
Nyet. We will all come clean in the end.
Anonymous No.64072338 >>64072701 >>64072716
>>64054392
I geo-located it for anyone interested:

50.678959045584406, 156.1414998352298
Anonymous No.64072450 >>64072554
There's a volcano now? It truly is Mordor
Anonymous No.64072554
>>64072450
Kamchatka always had volcanoes. There's some interesting geography in the Siberian areas. Pity it's locked behind Russian borders.
Anonymous No.64072701
>>64072338
>16 digits of precision
You geo-located what? A hair on an ant's arse?
Anonymous No.64072716
>>64072338
That's not even anywhere near Vilyuchinsk naval base you... you double nigger