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Anonymous 7/31/2025, 2:43:56 AM No.64055177 >>64055185 >>64055250 >>64055257 >>64055284 >>64055545 >>64055629 >>64055691 >>64055704 >>64055710 >>64055712 >>64055856 >>64058126 >>64061494
You have 1 minute
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60 seconds to gear up
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GO!
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 2:45:42 AM No.64055185 >>64055220 >>64055760
>>64055177 (OP)
>jump out of bed and grab my p320
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 2:53:20 AM No.64055220 >>64055391
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>>64055185
BASED and mysterious pilled.
More so if you spring out of bed in your birthday suit and ND into the floor
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 3:00:30 AM No.64055250 >>64058057
>>64055177 (OP)
I can just roll over and grab my AR-15. I'm already wearing underwear, what do you want?
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 3:02:59 AM No.64055257
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>>64055177 (OP)
This is where jungle mags come in handy.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 3:08:14 AM No.64055284
>>64055177 (OP)
mr sargent my chest rig webbing got tangled up again :DDD
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 3:27:14 AM No.64055391
>>64055220
>spring out of bed in your birthday suit
Of course
>ND into the floor
I know not where the first bullet will go, but the second is coming at you.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 3:28:05 AM No.64055397 >>64055573 >>64058795 >>64062011
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I'm ready
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:00:24 AM No.64055545
>>64055177 (OP)
I live in a literal surplus bunker wallpapered with camo net, how many people do I need to kit and do I need the LRHIB? SKS of course.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:06:46 AM No.64055573
>>64055397
Gross. Stop drinking beer. You look masculine and feminine in the non hot ways.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:22:03 AM No.64055629
>>64055177 (OP)
m1 garand, pt1911
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:41:30 AM No.64055691 >>64058927 >>64061412
>>64055177 (OP)
>1 minute
Dude, even when I was in the army I'd be hard pressed to get out the door with anything more than unlaced boots, my rifle and a hardon in that time. Can I get like 5 minutes so I don't show up to my neighbourhood muster point using my carrier as a makeshift loincloth?
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:45:09 AM No.64055704
>>64055177 (OP)
>18inch shotgun
>10 rounds
>a shotgun light
>my shoes
>a hoodie
>sprite in the fridge 2 ltr
IM GONNA MAKE IT
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:48:12 AM No.64055710
>>64055177 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen, and that's what nobody did.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 4:48:29 AM No.64055712
>>64055177 (OP)
>pick up mossberg 590
>throw on fanny pack of 00
>put camouflage crocs in sport mode

Ready to fuck in 30 seconds.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 5:06:15 AM No.64055760 >>64055811
>>64055185

My D&D group has started allowing a p320 roll. We keep a handful of rounds that only have the primer and load it into a p320. If something really bad happens you're allowed to p320 roll if you want. The DM throws the p320 across the room, if it goes off your character just straight up dies, if it doesn't you're allowed to re-roll the dice.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 5:23:07 AM No.64055811
>>64055760
Give everyone 3 rounds per quest/chapter like hero/fate/fortune points, and award players with more for exceptional problem-solving.
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 5:35:01 AM No.64055856
>>64055177 (OP)
chest rig full of hefeweizen (bottles) and walther p5

managed to get socks and shorts on
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 7:36:19 PM No.64058057
>>64055250
What has got your panties in a wad?
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 7:55:19 PM No.64058126
>>64055177 (OP)
Uh I'm on vacation right now. Can I get a raincheck for like Saturday?
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 10:24:20 PM No.64058795
>>64055397
Damnit Dale...
Anonymous 7/31/2025, 10:47:36 PM No.64058927
>>64055691
>neighbourhood
outed
Anonymous 8/1/2025, 2:01:27 PM No.64061412
>>64055691
>Can I get like 5 minutes
No
Anonymous 8/1/2025, 2:34:09 PM No.64061494
>>64055177 (OP)
Underpants, t-shirt, FAL, two mags and a handful of loose ammo
Ready to fight WW3 sir
Anonymous 8/1/2025, 5:55:17 PM No.64062011
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>>64055397
KING WIZARD

this is what peak performance looks like