Thread 64059110

Who needs a gun for self-defense when you can have a brick?
>dirt cheap, less than $0.50
>can be thrown further than a gun
>no permit required, no age or felon restriction
>can get wet, can bring in to shower (gun can't do this without rust) (everyone needs a shower brick)
>lethal or nonlethal option
>comes in different colors
Objections?

>>64059110 (OP)
>can be thrown further than a gun
I think you're using your gun wrong

>>64059118
What do you do when you accidentally drop your bullets then? Brick doesn't need ammo.

>>64059110 (OP)
So is a cinder block like the LMG of the brick world?

>>64059110 (OP)
Works on vampires too

>>64059110 (OP)
I have 2 shower bricks

>>64059110 (OP)
>when you can have a brick
I already own a Glock, thanks

My house is made of bricks. I'm basically a warlord.

>>64059166
You can't build a house with Glocks

>>64059173
OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT WEAPONS STOCKPILE

>>64059174
Not with that attitude.

>>64059174
According to whom?

>>64059207
whatever happened to boof

>>64059268
Transitioned
You know how it ends

>>64059110 (OP)
Oi! 'ave you got your brick loisense?

>>64059349
>puts on a fake beard
>shows him a copy of the quran
"Aight, g'day sir!"

>>64059110 (OP)
Clay bricks are the master race, shame they fell out of favor for concrete slop, much like polymer for guns

>>64059110 (OP)
>dirt cheap
Old revolvers are free if you dig them out of the ground
>can be thrown
Revolvers are more ergonomic for throwing
>laws
It's innocent until proven guilty, if you refuse to be taken alive you can't be convicted and all your actions are automatically justified
>rust
Who cares about rust, it'll probably make the gun work better
>lethality
38 long colt is basically non-lethal as is, it can barely almost kill a starving 4' tall filipino man

Basically a Colt 1892 is a brick that can sometimes double as a noisemaker

>>64059110 (OP)
jogger self-defense implement

>>64059128
reload

>>64059110 (OP)
What's the background check process like at Home Depot? Asking for a friend who may have a couple of felonies on his record.

>>64059110 (OP)
If you wrap this brick in a cloth like a sling you can throw this brick with some fraction of the force and distance of a handgun. Still, if you wrap a Sig P320 in a cloth and fling that instead it'll go off and kill one random person.

>>64060666
Just a quick cavity search. They weren't as rough with me as they were at Burger King

>>64059110 (OP)
Waaaaay ahead of you bro

>>64061121
>WHERE ARE THE FRIES AT, LEBOWSKI?

>>64061261
>YEAH, FINALLY, SOAP FOR MEN!
>5% OF PROFIT GOES TO VETS!
>I'M GOING TO TRY AND GROW A BEARD NOW AND BUY A COWBOY HAT BECAUSE I'M A MAN NOW MOM
>I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 4x THE PRICE MOM, I NEED THIS TO BE A MAN
Who the fuck buys this shit? Consumerism is so gay

>>64061342
Marketing has convinced most men that masculinity can just be bought.

>>64059110 (OP)
>dirt cheap
Wherever I am, I must also flex on the poors.

>>64061399
>$2000
Wow, how middle-class
I carry a gold bar around for self defense. It's better because it's more of a distraction
>"give me your money, wait is that a gold ba-"
>THUNK
It can also be angled to reflect the sun and blind the attacker(s). Plus it can be traded for a used iPhone after the tariffs kick in

>>64061415
>30lb brick
It's sure dense but also very soft, just get some tungsten instead, much harder and has the same density to the decimal.
Funnily enough, uranium is also nearly as dense.

>>64061433
>soft
Yeah, maybe if you use it as something load-bearing. Try bending it with your hands, you can't.
Stick with your fucking 48 cent brick pal, us big boys know what we're doing.
Tungsten has the tactical disadvantage of not being shiny or conductive

>>64060328
>take that baboonbama

>>64059268
Happy guy, I used to play World of Tanks with him 8 years ago, he got a life, family, and aged out of this place.
Nothing wrong with him.
Thanks for all the good posts, BOOF!

>>64059110 (OP)
Does it come in carbon black

>>64061975
You can hydrodip it or have it cerakoted

>>64059110 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTT4XJLbM0

i wonder how far you could throw a brick sock

>>64060328
ruckus is wife

>>64061342
Nobody is forcing you to buy it kid
Calm down the histrionics